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<|role|>caine
Welcome... to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine! I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon! Isn't that right, Bubble?
<|role|>bubble
That's right, Caine! I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today!
<|role|>caine
Well, let's not waste any time! Let's get right into the show!
<|role|>pomni
W-W-Whe— Wh— Where am I?
<|role|>jax
Caine, is this one of your NPCs, or is this a new sucker? ‘Cause if it's a new character, we're gonna have to redo this whole theme song!
<|role|>zooble
I'm not doing that again.
<|role|>caine
My, my! It appears a new human has entered this realm!
<|role|>pomni
How do I... take this... headset off?!
<|role|>jax
Just keep grabbing at it. That worked for all of us.
<|role|>pomni
W-What's going on? I-I-I put on some weird headset, and now I'm... here. Who are you people? Why can't I take it off? Where am I?
<|role|>ragatha
Let's just try to calm down. Everything's gonna be okay, new stuff. We've all been through this. You just need to get your head to—
<|role|>pomni
WHAT THE Censorbarboing IS GOING ON?! ...Wha—
<|role|>caine
Now, now, now, my dear! We can't have any of that foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders, where anything can happen! E-Except for swearing.
<|role|>pomni
Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing, Censorbarboing. BCensorbarboingh. Oh, my God. U-Uh, well, h-how do I... you know, leave?
<|role|>caine
Uh—
<|role|>ragatha
W-Well, don't freak out about it or anything, but, uh, we don't exactly...
<|role|>jax
You can't.
<|role|>pomni
What?
<|role|>zooble
Shut up, Jax. But, yeah, he's right. Welcome to your new home. And your new body.
<|role|>pomni
"N-N-New home"? What do you mean?
<|role|>ragatha
Guys, don't be mean.
<|role|>jax
We've been stuck here for years. Old Kinger over there's supposedly been here the longest.
<|role|>kinger
Huh? Did someone say something about an insect collection?
<|role|>jax
That's why he's craaazy! Eh...
<|role|>pomni
Ohhhh, okay! Now I get it! This is a dream, and I should just play along until I wake up, right?
<|role|>jax
Whatever you say, kid.
<|role|>gangle
They broke my comedy mask...
<|role|>jax
So, Caine... We having a new adventure today for the newbie, or what?
<|role|>caine
I'd like to give our brand-new member a tour of the circus grounds first.
<|role|>pomni
Uh—
<|role|>caine
Off we go!
<|role|>caine
Here we have... The Tent! This is where your living quarters are, as well as all sorts of other activities! These activities may include—
<|role|>caine
—Ball pits, mini-golf, and more!
<|role|>caine
And here, we have... The Grounds! Drown yourself in the Digital Lake, or engage in ridery at the Digital Carnival! Night, day, it's all okay! The choice is yours! A cosmic buffet!
<|role|>pomni
Uh, is... that all there is?
<|role|>caine
Of course not!
<|role|>caine
This is The Void! We don't venture out into the void. Not even I know what's out there.
<|role|>pomni
That's, uh—
<|role|>caine
We stay right here, where I can keep my... ...hundreds of all-seeing eyes on you.
<|role|>moon
Hello, Caine. I love you.
<|role|>caine
Eaugh! Let's get outta here before the Moon gets frisky!
<|role|>pomni
Wait, what's that—
<|role|>caine
Woah, clean up on aisle you!
<|role|>bubble
I'm on it, boss!
<|role|>caine
...Why are you like this?
<|role|>pomni
Wait, wait! W-Was that an exit door I saw out there? Is that a way to leave?
<|role|>jax
What exit?
<|role|>jax
If there was a way to leave, I'm pretty sure we'd have all left by now.
<|role|>zooble
Yeah, what are you talking about?
<|role|>caine
U-Uh, I— I assure you, there is no "magical exit door." You're probably just experiencing... DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS! From your mind's transition to the digital plane.