>  Life explained\n>\n>\n>\n>On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the \ndoor of \n>your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I \nwill \n>give you a life span of twenty years."\n>\n>The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten \nyears \n>and I'll give you back the other ten?"\n>\n>So God agreed.\n>\n>On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, \ndo \n>tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year \nlife \n>span."\n>\n>The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long \ntime \n>to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"\n>\n>And God agreed.\n>\n>On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the \nfield \n>with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and \ngive \n>milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life \nspan \n>of sixty years."\n>\n>The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for \nsixty \n>years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"\n>\n>And God agreed again.\n>\n>On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry \nand \n>enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."\n>\n>But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my \ntwenty, the \n>forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the \ndog \n>gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"\n>\n>"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."\n>\n>So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy \n>ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our \n>family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the \n>grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch \nand \n>bark at everyone.\n>\n>Life has now been explained to you.


I met this guy and we had an instant attraction...???

I met this guy(who lives in a different state)and we have an instant connection. We have both expressed that we miss each other and that we like each other. Is it too soon to lay things out on the table? Like what I want in life, ect. that way I'll no wether or not I'm wasting my time or will this scare him off?


brightstor database engine is not stopping?

Running windows 2000 server ,AD,DNS ,taking back up of the system through BrightStor ArcServ version 9


How do I say "Happiness is within you" in Spanish and French?

If there are many ways to say it, which is the closest to that in English and sound the best?


If you (accidentaly) put a cookie in a printer, will the paper turn out cookie paper?


I am heartbroken. I just got rejected by someone who I really care about?

He has been my friend for years. I asked about him on here a few days ago when I told him I used to like him, but my feelings had lessened. He said he used to like me too. I just told him then my feelings hadn't lessened and told him exactly how I felt. He in turn said "I have a girlfriend now" and I said how do u feel about me right now, honestly. He said "At the moment I am not attracted to you" God that upset me, then he preceded to tell me it's probably best for me to move on! I thought 'man i have no chance'. Is this cos of his girlfriend, or is it personal where he honestly is not liking me? He still wants to be friends and hang out. Should I stay his friend and hope one day we will be together, or have I lost?


iwas recently inacaraccidenttheguythatcauseditisaloser i have 3 surgerys coming and he has no money what doido

the guy has absoulutly nothing. there were 3 of us in the car accident and we all have to split 20,000 including med. bills. i think i desever more considering that i had elaserations to the face and i will have to deal with no movement above my eyebrow not including all of the scarring do to the accident. im not able to be outside without having to not worry about my scars getting worse. Not to mention it is VERY VERY NOTICEABLE. I dont know what to do. do i settle or do i take further action.


He plays for chelsea FC attacking mifielder


I get some kind of application error on my computer. Check it out at: http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-AhT4sDwzRKFK1ve63Rg-?cq=1 \n\nPlease explain in detail!!!!


i need help on deciding what to buy my aunt i live with for mother's day...?

This aunt is very special to me and pretty much call her my mom any ideas on what to get her?


Why cant a leapord play hide and seek??????????


quote the bible when we ask for any other historical records other than the bible that prove the stories(from the bible) were true?\nIt jsut shows that bible is fiction and total BS! Agree?


why GABRIEL HEINZE in argentines squad??

i dont know why coz he never playing for mu...


If you have to loan $500 to your gf or bf, would you ask him/her to sign a loan statement?

I've been watching court shows (Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown, Judge Alex) alot lately


I had a dream and lets just say im the kind of person who knows how 2 think out loud?

you should advise your chilren to listen to me you know how your lives went dont take your war out on them you want them like you or us?We cant help that were born this way but we could have helped you, and Im not on drug and I missspell on purpose , dont you get that< it suppse to b a joke , apprently I neeexd 2 spell itt out 4 you


is there any way to make my hands grow bigger??

i am a yound card magician witha lot of natural talent...in fact i've been asked to meet david blaine over the summer although i am no david blaine.  i was wonderin if theres anyway to make my hands bigger beacause there are a couple of card effects i just cant do with my hand size..help me out plz.  THNKS!!!


Does anyone think that Britain is a banana republic or at least, the laughing stock of Europe?

Everytime you read the papers or watch the news you despair.


I can get into the main site, but when I try to use my username and password in customer service, it will not allow access because of certain "cookies" (I have gained access on another computer)


How do I find a job taking care of older people who can't get around any more?

I want to drive, shop, cook, read, wright, clean, dress, and be a companion to an elderly person. How do I do this?


i know osmosis, osmotic, but i don't know if there's osmotical, or osmotically???????


On Evolution..(homework help) the question is "List the 4 pieces of evidence that 2 species are related?"

I need help, please. I can't find the answer.


Does anyone know how to make it so someone CAN NOT delete cookies and temporary internet files on my computer? I think my kids are deleting them so they don't get in trouble, and I want to make sure they can't do that.


Need help with Ball team Logo...Pleeeeaaase!!?

If anyone can please help me with a design I want to do for my ball team jersys, I have a pic, it just need a little adjustments. I know what I want , I just dont know how to draw, or use any of those photo shop editing programs. Anybody willing to help me ...It would be greatly appreciated. I could try and return the favor ..if possible. \nThanks.


What is the greatest architectural structure of the world?

Based on your opinion, what is the greatest architectural structure of the world?


Does anyone really care if they find Jimmy Hoffa's body and how much tax money are we going to spend for the FBI to do this search that they are on now


1st person to aswer this joke gets 10 points!?


Hey, im a junior and im got a lot to do...not impossible just a lot. i need to get motivated. someone please i need a method or something to buckle down and finish high school.!!!


i had a spinal tap done today. the dr told me to push fluids exspecially caffine...why caffiene?


Craziest place you have ever been intimate?  Mine was at the drive-in theatre while?

the travelling pants movie was on.  it was so thrilling.  If the van is a rocking, ya better be a knocking...lol


Guys feild this one for me.  My twin sister....?

I have a Twin sister, she can be very pretty when she takes teh time to dress up nicely.  She'd rather stroll the streets in cammo pants(I mean real camo like JI Jane camo) and a T-shirt and ball cap(I think she looks kinda lesbo{not that gay is bad})  She says that if she's gonna find a guy that likes her he'll liek her when she's dressed this way(comfortable)  But I say if you want to land a fish you have to have some kick a** bait.  Am I right?\nGuys, tell me if you saw this hot mama on the side walk and knew she liked to kick back and go trout fishing or saw this trout fisherman(woman) you knew would like to go raving which would you choose first?


I have a B.F and love him dearly, but I met a guy on dating site and i fell in love with him. we've been chatting for about a month if not more, he sent me some pic's and i sent him some of mine, it's just the way we chat to each other, when I come to work I cant wait to see what he has to say or ask, we have not met yet (I would love to), it's just it wont feel right for me coz i have a boyfriend, I have told him that i have a B.F he said it's a pitty, I dont know what to do, which way to go.\nPLEASE HELP ME


Why was I once able to see Music Vids at 700 and now I can only view at a speed of 300...no matter what I do.?

I can't seem to get my computer to play my yahoo music videos at a speed of 500 or 700k.  It will only play at 300k. I have tried deleting all cookies in order to attempt to refresh the system and allow my computer to detect my settings.  I was able to play the vids at 700 only a week ago.  what happened?  someone please assist me.  Thank you\nhave a great day.


What are some major issues in Israel, the Gaza Strip, and West Bank.?

This is for a school assignment. I have found several issues, but I need more because I have a thirty minute minimum seminar to cover.


What does the expression "trolling" mean?

I'm watching an old episode of Miami Vice, and Crockett asks Tubbs "You want to go fishing?" to which Tubbs replies "I'd rather go trolling."  What does this expression mean?


Does anyone know of or have any experience with Ameriprise Financial, more as an employee, but also as a clien

I am in the process of being hired in at Ameriprise Financial as a Financial Advisor.  I need advice from anyone who knows general information about this company.  They require to obtain your series 7 and 63 liscenses before they hire you.  Pay is salary based after a certain point, it turns into straight commission.  I seem a little baffled at how easily I obtained a "You will be an added asset to our company."  I have been out of the "circuit" for 5 years now, (have been a stay at home mom), but have a BA and previous financial experience in a bank setting.  I would like to know if anyone has any advice please????!!!!


who would win in a fight:  gurney halleck or stilgar?


My friend is asking why his penis is not perfectly straight but before his circumcision it was striaght as a tube pipe. He is affraid of the telling this to others. Please help him is there any medical way to correct that problem. He is willing to spend whatever it may cost him.


I heard a male singer/group singing the Michelle Branch song "Everywhere" (from the album titled: Spirit Room)... who are these guys and who sang the song first?


What is the history behind mounting an eagle above your shed or barn door?

We all know why we hang horse shoes, but what about those metal, or even plastic, spread-winged eagle decorations?  Are they like pink flamingos and serve no real purpose?  Purely decorative?  It seems old school and yet you still see people with them on their barns or sheds.  What is the history behind it?


I am studying a unit in IT called ICT security and one of the questions is How do you prevent TCP/IP hijacking?


I'm addicted to Cataloupes, Strawberries, and Yogurt.\nI figure that's a healthy odsession.


these 2 women and these 2 men finish work at 5 they go to pub and have 8 gins and 8 pints they go home and?

have 6s and 7s how do they feel after it all?


Having trouble figuring out a math problem. Help!?

I can't remember how to get the answer for 1.0125 to the negative twentieth and it's really bothering me. Can someone either help me figure it out (like, show the steps) or something? This project is due tomorrow and this equation is the only thing keeping me from finishing this project.


what do you think about the emigration process?


This is the kind of leader we need again?

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first." \n\n- Ronald Reagan


I can't get to the doctor's anytime soon but I'd really like to start taking Claritin now.\n\n1) Do you need to take it with food?\n\n2) Does it interact negatively with any prescription meds?\n\nThank you!


I will like to find out the 10 largest cities of florida?


I had all 4 out on Monday under general anaesthetic & they were hard 2 get out apparently, cos the roots were so deep. I'm in a lot of pain, but I expect that. How long will I have a fat face 4 tho?! Seriously - my cheeks r huge & I thought the swelling would've gone down by now. Thanks X


I had my period like a eight days ago and now i have started again does this mean somethign bad or what?

the same thing happen last month but i usually have just one a month so is their something bad wrong with me  or what?


what is the scariest and werdist thing you have seen or happend to you?

Ghost, people acting funny etc....... it is your choice just plz make it good and interisting!!thanks


I love my city- please feel free to post your opinions about Joliet. Please do not awnser if you have never been here. Thanks


Does anyone know the age requirements in missouri to own a hunting rifle? Is a military rifle the same?


do you know how to spell it properly...?


Would anything happen if someone lost too much blood? Explain.?


my friend is getting married and she is a virgin and scared what should she do?

she isn't scared of her soon to be husband but she is scared of sex.  someone tried to rape her when she was little and she is still terrified. she is thinking of not getting married because of this.


how can i find files that are hidden and taking up massive hd space? dvd files.?

i have started baking up all of my dvd's since i recently purchased a new dvd burner. but some of the files saved in a diffrent folder then the temp folder i had set up. now i can not find what folder they were saved in and they are takeing up about 26gigs of hd space. i have tried searching for dvd video files, video_ts, audio_ts, nerobackup, and every other file extension i can think of but no luck they r completly hidden from me is there anyway i can search by folder size cuz one movie when ripped into a folder takes up about 5gigs of space u would think that much space would be hard to misplace but i am dumbfounded can not find it anywhere, if i do not get an answer here i guess i will have to just reformatt which i really do not have the time to do at this time. tyvm and please HELP


Is there really that much of a difference between generic drugs and the brand version???? (See below)?

Like in Wal-Mart they sell Claritin brand version which is significatley expensive compared to the equate (loratadine) generic.  Another example is the Ibuprofen (advil) is triple times as much as teh equate ibuprofen and you get more......


what is the best romanitic movie (in your opinon!!)?

i wanna know what you think, i say titanic!!!! sad, but very romanticm and dramatic, but one of my favz.!!


will people who died without knowing christ or christianity go to heaven??

In the bible christ say "The only way is only through him".lets say a person living in jungles of africa who worshiped "Idol gods eg( a tree)",go to christian heaven when he dies.I mean its not his own fault for not knowing the word of God.I am sure there are lots of people who never got any chance of hearing the world of God, will these people go to heaven.Another thing lets say the person living in jungle knew how to forgave others ,and do right things, will this person go to heaven even though he have never heard world of God, or asked for forgiveness (Its not his fault".


"My mind is prettier than the curves of my body, You just have to understand and feel the shape of my knowledge!"


is anyone else disturbed by project billboard {iraq war}?

thats one of the websites showing the cost of iraq war. too see it click the link below then scroll down the page a little bit to see the real-time clock


Why is it that your bum doesn't go numb when you sit on it, but everything else does if you sit on them?

I mean, if you kneel up, your legs go numb and if you lean on your arm, that goes numb, but your bum doesn't normally go numb. I know this is a strange question, sorry, I can't help it.


What would happens if you fail a drug test for truck drivers.?

a truck driver in california failed his pre- employement drug screening because of a couple who smoke mari juana near him. urine testing took place and he failed. What would happen to his licence and to his authority permits.


I just bought the penis extender called max extender, anyone use this before, I just bought?

to see if you can really ad an inch or two. I havent had nothing but compliments from my 30 plus lovers and my current partner is very happy with my size, im 6.5 in erect and very thick. I wouldnt mind an 8.5 at all. Has any one tried any male enhancement with success?\n\nWhat do you think? if theres a doctor in the house what do you think doc?


Help!  when i try to go to windows task manager, (ctrl alt del) it says its disabled by the administrator?

However, I have administrator priviledges...i don t know if i accidentally did this or what (i am not very computer saavy) how can i reenable the task manager...10 points for the first correct answer...thanks


why girls never speak straight out of there head?

if they have any feeling they never express but they'll hint you(which can make u wild)which is ambigious in nature.


Why can't i concentrate on uni work instead of messing around on here?!?

The internet is way too addictive...it's dangerous!! lol


A while back the Dodgers had a streak of Rookies of the Year.  Who were they?

I'm pretty sure that Piazza, Karros and Mondesi were among them.  Am I missing anyone?  Can you put them in chronological order?


Atheists, how did you feel the moment you were liberated from religion and dogma ?

For me, I felt free, ready to live life and a feeling that I could finally go out and seek real knowledge for myself.\n\nWhat about you ?


how and where to inject saline into the penis?


how to run Java , C, C++ programms under Linux or Unix ..plz help soon?


Has anyone done their maths sat recently?

Did you find it hard? I did the 6-8 paper


Is it true that in most states thier is no book bill?

I live in Indiana and we have a book bill.


how to bring a Horse accross the border to Bahija California, Mexico?

I might be mooving from New Mexico USA to Bahija California, Mexico \nWhat do  Ihave to do to bring My horse accross the border?


What is the central theme to the muslim religion?

The Christian religion is all about forgivness. The Buddist religion is about Karma. What is the main focus of Islam?


Not only do they listen to our phone calls, but they read our email, steam our letters open then re-seal them, monitor ipods, listen to our cell phones and our satelitte phones, intercept our faxes, copy down everything you do on the internet, clip out your ranting and raveing letters to the editor, analyze your classified ads, videotape our smoke signals, and interpret our hand signs and gestures. What is this? Big Brother come true? They also keep track of your grades.


Is this the freedom they have in Iraq? Is this what the Iraqi people want?

Suppose a couple of crazed gunmen were terrorizing the trailer-park where you live.\nThe authorities then call in an airstrike and flatten the whole area, including your double-wide, killing your wife and children. They then report in the papers that 60 'bandits' have been killed, based on the body count when they survey the wreckage, telling the world you are happy to be liberated and are enjoying your new found democracy. Is this what they ( Iraq People ) want?


Child Molesters Should Be Put In Population?

while in Prison (In with ALL inmates) No special facilities! Most don't last too long. Do you Agree?


Could someone translate this song from me? Spanish to English?

Yo te contare una historia\nDe como un puertoriqueño me robo el corazon\nNunca mas he vuelto a amar de esa manera\nQuizas jamas lo hare\nEs la historia de mi primer amor\nEra buen mozo con grandes y profundos ojos marrones\nUn bailarin\nJuntos nos perdimos en el ritmo del amor\nAsi es como comenzo\n\nChristina Aguilera - Primer Amor


What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name "Mark Cuban?"?

For me, it would be "classless, rich, spoiled man-whore---" but that's just me! Haha. I was just curious what yall thought...! LoL =)


Enter the best qoestion for 10pts.\n\nYou have 926 characters to work with


What is the smartest thing that has ever come out of a women's mouth?

The first person to correctly answer this question gets 10 points.


Ebay feedback, can I put my homepage address there so I can write more than 80 char. Is this legal?

I want to leave a negative feedback that will take 400 to 500 chars. Can I put my homepage web site address on the feedback line so others can go there and reed more. Will this get me in trouble with Ebay?


Need Address for David Stern, National Basketball Association?

Want to lodge a legitmate complaint letting Sten and the league know that the fans are not stupid and that we can see that some changes need to be made with respect to the  inconsist foul calls.  I want to complain, because I can and it won't cost me a dime.  "I'm made as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore" Thanks.


where can I get a loan for fair or poor credit fast?

I need a loan fast to pay bills until they make hubby start paying CS! What can I do?


does masturbation made it impossible to climax during sex?

i masturbate regularly even before i started having sex, could that be the reason i dont climax during sex? is this condition termed frigid? is there any help.i achieve climax when i masturbate but not with sex. and i had some partners but its all the same, so it couldnt be from the sex partners.\neven if i get clitoral stimulation, i get excited but not enough to cum. \nhow do i overcome this, i have a boyfriend that i love so much and he feels incompetent each time i dont cum. pls.help.\n\nam a 25yrs. female.


Can I use Microsoft outlook on 2 different computers for the same e-mail address (Home and office computer)?

I am using Outlook at work and I am starting to work from home a few days a week. I would like to be able to use Outlook from home also but I would like access to all me e-mails in both places. The way I understand outlook works is if I have it pull my e-mail while I am at home I will not be able to access those same e-mails at work. Any advice would be great! Thanks.


What language has the most words similar to english?

for example,if spanish and italian share many of the same words.What language has the most english words?


Can the seller give you a negative feedback if you retract a bid on ebay?

i bid on an item, if i retract the bid are they allowed to give me a negative?


Have you ever been on a mission trip? Where did you go and for how long?  What was your experience?


Is it illegal ?\nCan you make good money ?\nI figure since so many people love to talk about sex...why not?


computer program for forecasting profitabilty of a property project or an industrial or commercial enterprise?

interactive xcel based program for profit forecast of a development project or business activity available. program responds instantaneously to every test of basic input data


How to write an equation of a exponential function?

How do I get the equation of an exponential function with the points (2,200) and (3,103)?


Who wants to vote this and earn an easy one point?


This penny stock I have just did a 1 for 200 reverse stock split and then changed its symbol. Is  this a very bad sign? I dont have much invested... but if its just bound to fail... its no fun watching it anymore.


I need to know if The Tiger is a lyric poem and why.


Does anyone know anything about building a small trebuchet?

I have a project in which I need to build a small (about 1 meter) trebuchet, my part of the job is only to build the sling but I have no idea how to make it (well I know the basic stuff), and, What kind of material should I use? Please Help me if you know anything.


which types of bacteria causes urinary track infection?

i am suffering with boils,bone painsand skin disease


Do you really think AIDS is casued by the HIV virus? May be nobody has found out what causes AIDS.?


Emo is one of the best forms of music around I think. Everybody says that I act emo but i dont think i do.....I mean if i was i think it would be pretty cool. I love the way emo chicks dress but sorta have this self-image i have to maintain.....peer presure yea know wat i mean?


can one give y one should use simp;ified model ,,or hybrid model in transistors?


would you rather go on a date \nwith one of the keebler elfs or \ncaptian crunch?

would you rather go on a date with one of the keebler elfs or captian crunch? if not, what would be your iconic date?


where i can publish my article that is about life style in diabetes pat ion type 2 ?

this article about food,physical activity,stress and cigaret.\nthis study is a exprimental .


I believe in God.Why when i need him he did not help me?i am feeling as i have paid another person mistake?why

I was a child of less than five years old. I remember that incident clearly.i still remember that incident? Why even though it is mostly 18 years old, i feel that god did not help me? When really need him? I even ask God about why did it happened? The same night i woke up around 2 p.m Yo know what i saw i saw that God was with me at that place when the incident took place. i PRAY TO GOD FIERCELY for the answer why he was not with me YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? I dreamed about God two consecutive nights. I do not know why God did not helped me.I am a victim of another body 'sin.I am blaming myself & God


For what biological reason do farmers object to people picking apple blossoms during the apple blossom season?


I m mking a mobile game in J2ME. I m facin difficulty in implementing text input with Canvas object.Help pls.?

Canvas object in J2ME being a low level Graphics API, allows very rudimentary text input. No support for full-blown text input is available. Such support is only available for high level APIs such as Forms but they are very restrictive by  nature. Can somebody please guide me to find GUI libraries as to how to incorporate Text input for low level Canvas object. Thanks a lot. If you have developed such a library/function please share it. thanks!!!


Italian football betting scandal, check it out guys. Should these players be banned?


does the brand AIREON still exist? its a bike odometer?

i have a bike odometer AIREON for some years now. it died last week,  it doesnt work anymore and i cant find one anywhere with this brand. does anyone know where i can find one or even if it steal exist?


which profession do you think has the highest percentage of stoners?


to muslims. Muhammad mentioned 73 sections will be in Hell, except One? which one?

Muhammad mentioned there will be 73 sections from among the muslim nation will be in Hell!. Except One ... what section is that please?


How much should I sell a GT Palomar Mt. bike for?

My ex moved out left me & my son with all the bills. So I'm selling his things that were left behind. One of those things is his bike It's in great condition kinda new was expensive not sure what he paid. I don't know anything about bikes so if anyone could give me a round about guess as to what I should price it I would appreciate it. Thx


What do u think does this Do u think this guy likes me ? Alright We talk all the time in gym class (well b4 school let out) everytime he sees me in the halls he says hi the other night he found out how i felt about him and he wnated my number to call me. So what do you thihk does it jsut sound like hes beinf friendly or does he like me????


I am asking this for a friend...\n\nShe and her bf had unprotected sex on Sunday.  it is now thursday and she is feeling sick, very tired, has headaches and is urinating more often.  Is it possible that these are pregnancy symptoms if it has only been 4 days since sex occured or is it too early for her to be pregnant??


what do i need to put under my kiddie pool (389gl) to keep the yard from smelling bad?

I have a small pool for my girls, but after only 2 days the grass has a bad smell to it as well as the water. Do I need to put sand or any outher chemical under the pool so I can keep it in one spot?


What is the difference between love and like?

Some people say im in like instead of im in love. and others say like is the same as love. but i always thought that love was stronger than like whats the real answer?


What is the resistance of a hair dryer that uses 2.5 A when the voltage is 120 V?

OMG i have no clue... please answere and explain why\nthanks


WHOS GOIN TO WIN THE WORLD CUP..AND WHO WILL WIN THE GOLDEN BOOT


A question for Americans: What percentage of the population do you think is actually behind President Bush?

I know it may be a tired subject but I'm interested to know as there does seem to be a good, diverse cross-section of people on this site. I am British and am just interested in how popular you think he is over there.


does destiny makes that the 6 best friends in the world re-unite every year?

we were 6 best friends in the world and there were figths and problems with some of us. is there a posibility that destiny re-unite us and that we can see each other complete every year? we growed up together.


Atheists, I'm about to get kicked out, I've received about 20 notice violations questions removed in the past 12 hours.  Our christian brothern are probably reporting me,\n\nI intend to go out with a bang,\n\nso,  what questions should I ask that you would never ask for fear of being kicked out.\n\nNo profanity \nNo stupidity either,\n\nhonest to god intelligent questions that are funny and will make every religious person angry\n\nwhen i do get kicked out i will reincarnate myself as another user, and contact you,\n\nyou will know it is me for my wit and charm are unique,\n\nfair well,  this is my last days,  but this is my third incarnation anyway,  a fourth life is waiting for me


After u become a born again Christain and u confess to ur best friend all the lies u told her through an email

How do u get the courage to call her and speak to her?


Everyone is so eager to find a reason for their existence that they blindly believe everything and anything. Once you stop trusting everything people say, you begin to observe contemplate, even critique life on your own terms. I welcome you to answer, if you know. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just trying to find the answers myself. I want to know why we exist. No games, no jokes, I really want the truth. I don't want to hear that God and the devil are play a game of collecting souls, because then I would ask why? Why would God have to compete with Satan? Didn't God make us, why does he now want our souls? If there is a heaven, why didn't he put us there? Why free will if we are suppose to all be the same? Why this cruel game to look for the purest heart? If man kind is to replicate itself through their children, then isn't sin inherited? If Adam and Eve couldn't give a righteous example, what hope do we as their children have? Who had sex with who, are we created out of incest?


The symbol GOP is frequently mentioned in the Yahoo News, especially in the field of Politics?can anyone tell me the full name of GOP?


What will happen to the show EVERWOOD?????

Will it be taken by the CW? If not, which station will???


If you r a chris brown click here and tell me what u think of him and what u know about him!?

I LOVE CHRIS BROWN SO MUCH, BUT IF U WANNA LIKE MARRY CHRIS BROWN OR WHATEVA U CAN HAVE HIM!


I am looking for dark, goth music, sinister, instrumental or gregorian chant at the most for Halloween.?

I am setting up a sound/music atmosphere for a haunted house. I already have all the fugues, cat screams, door creaks I can use. Any suggestions for a good eerie background?


What is the diffrence between a laptop and a notebook?

I am looking to buy a portable pc and i would like to know the diffrence between a laptop and a notebook.


how many earthquakes happen in Massachusetts each year?

i need to know an estimate of how amny earthquakes happen every year in Massachusetts


whats the fastest, and easiest,  way to learn spanish?

i kno a lil...but i wanna know it all!!!


What do you call the physical force which irresistably causes cars in the next lane to be pulled into my lane in front of me when I am trying to pass them?


Why do most Caucasian women find some African American woman unattractive but will get fuller lips and will ta

You don't want to be us but you want to do everything to look like us big butts, fuller lips, thicker hair etc...


This is no joke i have the opportunity you have been looking for.  Please check out flight36.com and then email me at indeedess@yahoo.ca.  I will then send you a boarding pass number and id and making money has never been easier.  It is FREE!!!!!!!!!!


which country is most desnly populated in the world?

How much people in a square killometre of the most densly populated country in the world?


Is summer squash allowed on Atkins phase 1?

Please no opinionated replies; I need facts.\nThank you.


I think we need to fund this. What do you think?

I think we should pour a lot of money into the reseach and  development of this.\nBut with real bullets.\nThis will shut down the boarder.


Why do you think Iran has no right to have nuclear bombs while USA does?

Is the only reason you're too much afraid of a possible nuclear attack?How about the rest of the world?Don't you think the rest of the world has the right to defend itself from the nuclear potential of some countries like USA?


how do bases effect the ecological system?

its for a chemistry project do on may 5th 2006


Sen. Ted Kennedy's Plan to save water in New England?

Ted Kennedy as annouced his plan to help save water in New England. I would like to get your thoughts on his plan.\nHe has vowed that as of 7/10/06 he will place a brick in his\nchaser. Do you think the savings would amount to much or is he playing politics's?


Who thinks we should bring our troops home,and send all illegal employers and illegal immigrants to Iraq/?

Soultion perhaps, kill 2 birds with one stone?\nSend all elidgable illegal immigrants and their employers to Iraq, if they come back alive, give um another chance to obey our nations laws, what say you?\nOh, and go DIXIE CHICKS!


i am a cancer patient duke c2 optd colon. what precautions i should take now?

i have been suffering from ulcerative colities from last seven years. whole of my colon is removed ,presently on colostomy bag. fallfox 4 is the chemo regime already 9 cycles r over . request advice what should i do now. after 6 cycles i have done blood cea it was normal. ultra sound of abdomen and xray of chest were normal too.


What are some good low cal snacks and things you eat between meals that get you thru a "diet day"?

I'll share mine if you share yours. I really need suggestions.\nfruit (especially watermellon chunks!)\nsugar free/fat free yogurt with sugar free Cool Whip\nCup of Soup\ncarrots dipped in fat free ranch


I'm looking for my cousin Charles Burnette?

Last known place of living is in Las Vegas Nevada, married to Janette. His D.O.B. is 8/3/58 or 57. He is the last known living member. I'd love to find him. I have many questions.


How much control do you think users should have in the overall results of search engines?

Do you think that people should be able to rank pages directly or should that be left to some sort of mystery algorithm that baffles mankind.\n\nShouldn't there be accountability in the search engine industry so that users have more control. Any suggestions on what features people would like to see in an innovative new search engine.\n\nJey\nwww.oozm.com


who likes the movie called When A Stranger Calls?


Where can I see the list of Billboard no 1 songs?

Before this, I saw from last season of American Idol, there seems a book about that. Could I find the list online


how do you measure the caffeine in coffee?


Isn't christian god worse than terrorist? Killing over 2.2 million in bible alone!?


To one previous question of mine i got wonderful answers which really made me smile..\nNow its my turn to make you people smile..\ntell me what can i do for you to really make you smile..a genuine smile...\nIf i can and if its feasible for me i promise i will do it..\nPROMISE...!


heroine? I just found an old friend of mine-and she is now a heroine addict?

does anyone know what I should say or do to help her? \nWe were friends 12 years ago-she was an LPN and had it made-then she started drinking alot -i left her life cuz it was getting pretty bad-assult on police officers-1 year jail time-not taking care of her kids and pets-really bad-\nher daughter just found me-we emailed and I called-her kids now live in NY with family and the mom-my ex best friend-is a drug user-I have missed her during these 12 years and have called her and hung up already-I just dont know what to say\nI need some help from you guys....can I help her? What do I do or say??


May be old but this is the first time I've heard it...\n\nThere's a little boy named Ross who's a little slow (let's say special). He rides the bus to school. Steve also rides the bus to school and he likes to mess with Ross's feet, particularly his bunions. There are two fat girls who ride the bus too. One is named Patricia and the other is named Pat, but both like to be called Patty. They go to school on Sesame Street. What do you have when the bus finally gets them to school?\n\n\nwait for it...\n\n\nTwo all beef Pattys, Special Ross lettin' Steve pick his bunions on the Sesame Street bus!


If you were writing a song like Paris to Berlin what two countries would you put it in and why?


Are Oscars allowed to be taken home by Academy Award Winners?


Ugh.  Will someone please explain to me why there is no difference between this type of adultery?

So..why is it that being a single man and lusting after a woman is the same type of sin as being a married man and wanting to cheat on your wife?  Those seem totally different.  Like apples and oranges.  So why are they considered the same.


last time i heard ,was USA military  was thinking of protecting it borders?

in history that was one of rome colapes ?\ndont histery repete it self ?


what did u know about the women in  real Islam?


b5 are cute n everything but they aint as "cute and popular" as they used 2 be, do ya'll agree wit me?

i used 2 like b5 alot but they havent made  new songs and i got so used to listening to there music that i got bored of there songs, and i constantly used to look at there faces so now i got sick of that. i meen there cute n they have cute smiles/bodies but they not "HOTTTTTTT" now there just "CUTE"  do ya'll agree/understand????


Now that the Prez has signed it will it work?

Today, Memorial Day, Preisident Bush formally signed into law a provision that would keep military funerals from being protested by people like the not-at-all  Rev. Fred Phelps from 1 hr before to 1 hr after the funeral. Yea on that one. \n\nThe penalty for breaking the law could be up to a $100,000.00 fine or ONE year in jail. Why is the term in jail so not in line with other crimes carrying the same monetary penalty? Normally, it would be 10 yes 10 years in jail! Does anyone else think that the prison penalty is to low?\n\nI am a vet with a younger brother on the way to Iraq and he will be doing the transportation job where so many people have been killed by IED's. I think Phelps is going to continue until we raise the penalty for going to prison. Just imagine what wonderful things an anti-homosexual person (and one who blames the US for allowing gays to be alive as a reason for our troops being killed,) could experience in there. Hmm doesn't it make you wonder if it should be raised


What's the best site for LYRICS?  Thought I saw a new one advertised?

I'd really like to cover all genres and ages of music.


Too many hours in the office...:) give me advice on what to do to pass the time... Besides working...


Is is bad to put open cans in the fridge?  --need a chemist or biologist here.?

I already know that it must just taste metallic, and that the main problem could be that you cannot 'seal' the container as you can with plastic 'tupperware', my REAL question is:\n"if you cannot seal the can, what is the difference if you can seal some food in a tupperware container? Both are full of oxigen, so bacteria can reproduce." So does it have to do with the amount of oxygen? Will the bacteria consume all the air inside a container? (i dont think so...) Do the bacteria really need that oxygen? (What for if you wish..) What about anearobic bacteria? Isn't it colder without the air insulation the "tupperware" provides? Don't we want it to be cold so that bacteria reproduce less? \nAlso if the can rusts, so you just get a rusty flavor, is that it? So can you die or get sick in any way from using the can in the same way you use the topperware? I mean, it is obvious if you leave both in the fride for 1 year, both bad... http://www.eatwell.gov.uk/keepingfoodsafe/storing/#cat301164


What are the the qualification for a person to be an I.A.S officers?

About the the subjects I can choose for preparation,eligible age and the qualities one should have to get this post.


Whilst watching the recent deaths of Pramod Mahajan or Rajkumar...or for that matter watching the election tamasha...across the country...one is tempted to ask


I'm fly- fishing a Scottish Hill Loch. I like traditional wet flies and brown trout. Has?

Any one got some suggestions for this time of year. Tonight there was a hatch of olives but the fish were not really rising consistantly. I felt I had to go a little deeper. I tried montana,butcher,pennel,some nymphs and even the dry sedge but to no avail?????


Can you tell us how you like our music? We're a group named Tribal Wayz and we need honest feedback on our music. Check us out at\n\nhttp://www.myspace.com/vlawless


Who discover the heart stint. Can they pull it out if do't need.?


Is it true that there are clicks within the gay, lesbian and transgender community but also unacceptence?

I was told recently that there are clicks within the gay, lesbian and transgender community. Why is that?\nBut also I heard that some do not accept those that are crossdressers. Why is that also?\n\nI do not mean to offend anyone but I am trying to understand why? Since society, most of society are ignorant and bigots towards those of us who are either gay, lesbian or transgender; should we all stick together? Or is it just like everything else; where you will have a few bad apples that spoil the barrel? If so what can be done or what can one do to not be considered as that bad apple.


How to get "Movie Pass' off my computer?

Was tricked ito "trial" period ruse. I never watch movies.


help me omg i dont get this and i realy need some help!!?

can u tell me the answer and how u got it??\n\nif u know the area and hieght of a parallelogram how can u find its base??


one that U can lose up to at leat 6Ibs in a week or sumthing


CAN YOU IMAGINE IF CLlNTON HAD ENACTED THE PATRIOT ACT OR HAD WARRANTLESS WIRETAPPING?

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NEOCON OUTCRY??\n\nCAN YOU IMAGINE CLINTON STARTING A QUAGMIRE THE WAY BUSH HAS?  WHY IS IT OK FOR PRESIDENTS TO DO THIS ONLY IF REPUBLICAN??


Why did the media talk about the illegal protests but not the anti illegal protest today?


pOWER POINT PRESENTATION ON FRENCH CULTURE???

PLZ HELP WITH SOURCES ETC????\nWAT DU I NEED TU INCLUDE ODER THAN PEOPLE FOOD HISTORY GEOGRAPHY..LANGUAGE..???


how can i find my friends email address,i have lost the contact with him years ago,i know only his name?

his name is Naim Bujupaj and i know that he lives somewhere in usa


How do can you make a schedule and keep to it, when your day to day life changes by the minute?

I am in school for Court Reporting. I have been doing this for almost 1 1/2. I have less than 8 chapters left. I wrote down a "schedule" to try to get it completed as soon as possible so that I can start on my 2nd half of school. But my daily life changes so much. One day, no one will be here and I can get alot done. The next I cant seem to find a free moment and barley have time to walk the dog. The sooner I get my chapters done, the sooner I can start my internship and actually start pulling in some money to buy my car!! Please ANY SUGGESTIONS???


I have noticed in our society that in commercials men are usually throughtless, crude, neandertalish- thugs and are very rarely portrayed as intelligent beings.  You wouldn't catch a woman being portrayed as such.  Do you think this is fair, or is the women's lib movement having a negative impact on men?


I live in england A would like to know how to have my religus order make ligel. At the moment we are working online, but would like to make it ligel, so that we can ligely marry people etc.


if there is! so why always we hurt from our best friend?


can the following words be english names?

1, chewviol\n2, chinosvibrate\n3, chillvariety\n4, chillvague\n5, chillvino\n6, cheekvino\n\nif you think they can, and how to pronunce them you think?


Any tips on how to get more traffic to my website?

I started blogging a little while ago, and I really like it but I was hoping that I would get more traffic and comments. Do you have any advice? Or if you have a moment and don't mind, you could skim through my page and make my day.. \n\nmymouthful.blogspot.com\n\nThanks!


Welcome to the United States of Mexico?  Please read and comment.?

Bill permits 193 million more aliens by 2026  \nThe Senate immigration reform bill would allow for up to 193 million new legal immigrants -- a number greater than 60 percent of the current U.S. population -- in the next 20 years, according to a study released yesterday. "The magnitude of changes that are entailed in this bill -- and are largely unknown -- rival the impact of the creation of Social Security or the creation of the Medicare program," said Robert Rector, senior policy analyst at the Heritage Foundation who conducted the study. Although the legislation would permit 193 million new immigrants in the next two decades, Mr. Rector estimated that it is more likely that about 103 million new immigrants actually would arrive in the next 20 years.


How long does it take for sandstone to become marble?


I have eventually started to tighten my stomach muscles.\nAnd am satisfied with the results so far but have still a long way to go.  I have noticed that my pecs are a little 'more firmer' than of recent times.  Does sit ups firm up the pecs even slightly or is it my imagination.\nAny help appreciated.  Thank you.


One word that you think of when you hear "America" or "American." Can be both negative or positive.


2 days after 9-11 \nyour Monkey Boy said...\n\nThe most important thing is \nfor us to find Osama bin Laden.\nIt is our number one priority and we \nwill not rest until we find him!\nSept. 13, 2001\n\nAND YET ONLY A MERE 6 MONTHS LATER!!!\n\nI don't know where bin Laden is. \nI have no idea \nand I really don't care. \nIt's not that important. \nIts not our priority.\nMarch 13, 2002\n\nMy question is...\nWhy only after 6 MONTHS...\ndid you agree w/ Bush\nthat bin is NOT\nUSA priority and getting that\nbad man who tried to kill my \nDaddy is now USA #1 Priority?\n\nHow come Republicans DON'T \nwant Bin caught? Or is he \nhiding in a spider hole\nunder someones house like Saddam?


Can anyone name 10 things that George BUSH has done to help this country?

Today I was told that they were gald Bush was in office because he took the war over there instead of our own back yard. He told everyone that American's shouldn't worry about terrorism because it's keep them busy with our troops over there.


I want about indian climate for 16 pages?

its for my project. i want very useful and interesting information


i need training modules for licence practical nurse?


why do I just can't start doing my homework?

I've already reserved time just for homework, also tried coffee ,red bull, and ging seng to concentrate , music...\nbut I just sit  down,  review my todo list, I work for 5 minutes and then start day dreaming and end up doing something else


My grandpa called me this and I don't know what it means.


i am serching for a particular science question\nits " how photosynthesis protects human from uv rays"?


tips on letting a girl know that i care for her.?

I have been dating for about 2 months now and i would like her to know how much i care for her.  I would like some help on how to approach the subject and how to start it off.  I would like to say something that will touch her and make her know my feelings for her are real.  THnks any advic e is helpfull.


Why d muslims say dat 'u dont ' know about islam properly' when being criticized for violence.?...

please give sincere answers....not impulsive and dogmatic.\nI have noticed it ever, while people from other religions just wont dare to defend such deeds if commited by their community ..


Why can't Gps countersign british passport application form?

http://www.passport.gov.uk/passport_countersign.asp\nthey are not on the list any more and my GP doesnt do it any more.


Do you think of us as "rednecks" or normal people?


Does anyone know of any alternative treatments for OCD?

I have OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder), and am currently taking Zoloft 250mg daily and Xanax as needed for anxiety. The Zoloft helps a bit, but not a whole lot. I started out on Luvox and it worked great for about 10 months, then lost its potency altogether. I have also tried Paxil, Prozac, and several anti-psychotic medications. I would like to know if anyone has any suggestions for prescription medications, herbals (other than St. Johns Wort), or anything else that might help. I am 36, female in central Florida and do not know of anyone near here who specializes in OCD. Anyone with any suggestions would be very much appreciated.


they are forever comparing me to my older sister and who cares if im not like her why are they always so annoying?thanks you rock from sweetlykalemon.


Where can I find a video clip of Bo Jackson running up the wall for KC Royals?

I looked everywhere but I cant find it. Remember it must be from the internet.\n\nThanks


What do you think of the new TOOL album?

Personally, i think it is very good and boring at the same time if that makes any sense. Great technical musicianship. Long, long songs. Not all that different from some of their past material. Overall, I would give it a B for a grade.


Can anyone tell me about the law of Ancient China?

What kind of laws did they have? I'm doing a report on Ancient China and my grades are relying on this. I don't need dynasties and such. I'd just like to know as many laws they had. I know maybe, murder is punishable by law and such. Things like that. I don't need to know the punishments and all that as nice as it may be. I'd REALLY appreciate your help!


Why we steal millions tons of natural resources from Africa and Middle East?

Its true that we alongwith Europeans stealing several millions of tons natural resources from Africa and Middle East and also suppressing, threatening their uprise and technological know how?


I.am.in b.tech finalyear(ece).i hav  lot of baglocks even after 4-2 .which (uk,aust..,usa)is.best.for.meFOR ms


Use standard heats of formation to calculate the heat change (ΔH) for these reactions.?


My home insurance premium went up by $100 this year from $340 to $440.  Customer Service told me that this is due to the increased coverage. Coverage only went up by $15,000. Do I have to agree with that or can I tell them to keep the coverage as it was to keep the premium at $340?  I think my legal obligation is to keep it at or above the mortgaged principal.  any thoughts?


are full throttle or full throttle fury energy drinks bad for you?


how do i find out if someone changed their babys last name?

Alexis faye reed or alexis faye stoeckel?


is the anarchist cook book illegal to own?

now i know that if u do what is in the book then it is but thats not what i want to know


Corona is cheap, the weather balmy and so why don't we just trade places with those that want to immigrate and . . .  WORK.  "want to work"!!  what is that all about?  Nobody really wants to work unless they are off their nut.  So let them come to the land of hard work and we can go south of the border to eat tacos and drink margaritas in the sun. It's tough to classify this question.  Is it sociey and culture, food and drink, travel, dining out, hmmm.


how to compute the pressure[psi] in a closed container with a given volume[liters] at given temperature[K] ?..

...and with given mass of air[kg] and mass of water[kg] inside ?\ninstead of given temperature the power in joule or watts per second [heating the container] can be used, the container is made of copper. please give me an example computation.


I am deaf in one ear.. Is there a hearing aid in which mic goes on deaf side and speaker on normal side .?

I want to hear voices from deaf side also through the normal ear


How long does it usually take to learn to speak Latin? Is it more difficult to learn than most languages?


Do you think a teacher should treat his girl students inopportunely?

Like say if you was a girl and your male teacher told everyone to leave accept you and he starts to touch you in the wrong way . Would you let him or kick him in the nuts and run to tell your parents then tell them what had happen. Then your parents and u tell the head person of the school and get him fired.


In Judaism, it says that we should put on our tallis/טלית, we should do it like the Amaleikim???

Why would we want to be like the Amaleikim (yimach shmam), if it says that we should "destroy the nation of Amaleik (yimach shmoh)?!?


Do you live in the same city where you were born?

Just wondering... Seems like nobody stays in one place anymore......... Where were you born and where do you live now?


Have you ever tried this web site -- face recognition?

www.myheritage.com has this face recognition software. It is so cool. It takes your pictures and searches a database to find matches... celebrities. Try it. who do you look like?


ok this sounds weird but its true and yeah pregnancy is a natural thing or w/e but i just cant see pregnant women they scare me especially when they look like theyre ready to pop or the ones who wear little tank tops and u can see their belly button i dunno if this is a phobia or me not wanting kids but this seriously creeps me out. do u guys know anyone like this. i think its unormal but cant help it


Do you believe Bush was invloved in the white house leak investigation??

It is now proven his top aids were (scooter and karl)


What are the different degrees of merder and what effect do they have on the world?

What does 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5ht 6ht 7ht 8th 9th and 10th degree murder mean what is thier deffinition answer needed as soon as possible


How many types of aliens have we ever known?

Not imaginations, scientific documentaries accepted.


I heard the medicine trileptal is used for epilepsy. Is it also used for Bipolar Disorder?


My files were quarantined by Yahoo YPSR spyware and are password protected.  How do I restore without password

I didn't set up a password so how do I restore the files


Is it difficult for a norwegian guy to get a job in the US?? What can I do to get it?


If viruses aren't technically alive, what does a virucide do?

I mean we can't say it kills viruses, so what do we call it? Immobilize?\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life#Defining_the_concept_of_life


Resently my eyes have become more bloodshot, why is that?

Just recently started on the anit-depressent paxil,could that be the reason?


Which 3 teams will be the surprising teams in this forthcoming world cup final in germany?


why are people on the internet  such terrible spellers?

I understand there is an internet 'language' that allows for spelling idiosynchronies, but really! My 7th grade English teacher would die on the spot to see what is taken for spelling today.  Yes I am on old,old fogie at 53 so live with it.  I ahve become my parents ARGHHHHH!!!!


What is it exactly that women are doing in the restroom when they are in there for over 30 minutes?


Is a black hole the gravity of nother passing universe pulling ojects out of our universe?

Quarks and other sub atomic particals of another universe may produce enough gravity on the outskirts of our universe to pull in objects from our universe. The differing speeds of the different universes could be so great we can not see the light of the other universe. Tenticle like gravity vortexes could be produced and may look like a black hole.


Are there any U.S. states left that don't have any illegal immigrants?

I'm tired of living in a place that is overpopulated because of all the illegals who keep sneaking over here and spitting out kids. I want to get the heck away from them - or at least most of them.


how do i telll my girlfriend not to talk to me after we have sex she kinda gets annoying?

i meen after we f_ck i just want her to shut the f_ck up... what is it with these loud mouths anyway


What would the cultural capital be of the United RED States of America be?

Remember we're taking RED states and culture. Answer as you wish, Thx.


I want to send my friends messages and then I receive a message which said that my message can't be sent my friends.I don't know what I should do. Can anybody help me?


Would you break up with a current partner if someone else you liked told you they liked you?

from my point im wondering if i tell this chic i like her, if she would even consider breaking up her current relationship


Anyone know how to submit theoretical scientific ideas?

Many ideas and theories come to me, however the means to carry some of them through to reality is beyond me.  If one has a theory whether it's in regard to worm holes or ideas on counter balancing the earths magnetic fields, how does one submit these ideas to retain credit and insite from other scientists.   Kinda like the AMA of the medical field.


have you ever have a boyfriend invited to your house.[only girls]?

also like take him to your room and talk to him.


Holy Bible isn't a book that thinks for you, rather makes you think. Comments?

Holy Bible isn't Holy Holy nor Law Law in "the end" written:\nThe "grace" of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.\nWhen ended properly, as written, law: sin & death "vanish".\nWhat's "ready to vanish": Heb8:13 "shall vanish": 1Cor13:8.\n\nProblem with New International Version, perversion thereof,\nit leaves out "grace" ending (Rev 22:21) whereby none perish;\nFor where no law, there no transgression: Romans 4:15; \nAnd when no law, no sin is imputed: Romans 5:13\nAnd when no sin, the sting of death doesn't apply to any.\nComments?


labia help...doctors? any one with the same problem? come here!!?

ok so i have longish labia n i do NOT like them they make me feel uncomfortable with guys and wen im whereing certain clothes/bathingsuits and especially wen i start cheer next year ive even been thinkning about not doing it jus for that reason.....n i really want to....i jus want to get rid of them or even lessen them that wud b good! ive did mi research n ive seen no way to tightn the inner labia without surgery, and there is NOOOO way i can get surgery.....dont have the money or mi parents wont let me anyway... ive even thought n maybe i ono will cut them off mi self i no iz not good but i really need to get ridd of them or make them smaller..plz help me i dont want any advice on respect yourself beczuae thats not going to change how embarresed i feel.....i dont mean to b rude but i really need another alternative.....i jus want to b MORE normal.....plz help!


raja bell has been very violent with kobe bryant over the past few years elbowing smacking chocking hes gone way to far and should be suspended for the next season


How do I look up my federal tax id#? Also known as my FEIN. The reason: I lost my IRS info.?

IRS gives every LLC, LP and Corporation a Federal Employee Identification number. This is a vital number for doing business.


what is ahmadi (K.o.c.) hospital(kuwait) URL?


Hi every one ,how can i get free scolarship in CANADA &USA?

I am in ethiopia,i will graduate in the coming july 2006 in jimma university in the department of office administration&office technology in degree programme.\ni want  to learn further education in abroad, please advice me!


Is it hard to be Jewish and or/ is being Catholic harder or easier than being Jewish?

I want to know if its hard to be Jewish. I'm Catholic but I have some Jewish friends and I asked them if its hard being Jewish but they said no. Its hard being Catholic in my opinion because you can't really to bad stuff because of sin. And sin is a huge deal in Catholicism.


MARRIED WOMEN: Do you actually get along with your mother-in-law?

Why or Why not?  If she has a trait or characteristic that helps you get along with each other, please mention it.


Do you think that something might have happened before Genesis?

I have talked to someone who I don't think would lie she and her boyfriend told me that I Bible apeared that said "Would you have a relationship with someone who could phase you out or go through an endless sea of thoubles that could phase you out" and I said "show me what it would be like if I didn't." but it takes this long to try to understand this universe there are some tools (not just telescopes) but machenes that have helped us understand things even though they are limited but over time they might one day end the confusion that comes with a big complex and disproportional universe. and since I've made that choice I love those I fought for.


Why isn't the Yahoo financial data including the stock price range?  Such info stopped a couple of days ago.

The stock price range is the low-high price posted throughout the trading day. It stopped being reported by Yahoo a few days ago.


Supposing Mr Bush didnt have any Nukes to scare others from opposing him,, wouldnt he show exactly like Hitler

Well!  Not EXACTLY (A lot more stuupid maybe)


Are there classes in Chicago that teach you how create a lesson plan where you don't have to be in a program?

I am not looking to start a teaching degree program, I just want some basics in putting together lesson plans.


We have cockroaches in our apartment building so we will see them in random places.  But I have noticed that we seem to find them on our coats a lot (I always shake mine vigorously before I put it on now).  And twice when we have had company they have found one on their coat (which was embarassing).  Is there a reason for this?


What is the minumum time I can spend in the Army?

I need to know before I join how much time do I have to do there. is it two years, or more?


Is outsourcing and offshoring scaring people to death?

What is the best way to deal with fear about the job market?


WHo loves the movie? WHo though Ed was hot? Is it worng for me to like him cause he is gay?  Tell me what you like and dont like about him. I like his voice,his looks,his talent!


i need two topics for a essay and i need some help....?

i have to write a cause and effect essay and i have another essay due friday that i have to write on some argumentation. got n e ideas let me know i am like drawing a blank.


What are some good food science project ideas?

Hi, I'm looking for good ideas for the food science project I'm working on. \n\nIt's to do with molecular gastronomy, and I'm supposed to come out with an investigation to do with food. I've been searching on the net for weeks to no avail, since most of them either have been done before or it's too easy or unoriginal. \n\nFood sayings/myths/tricks that can be investigated are also fine. Our group's last idea, investigating which are the best methods to remove fats from food, have been dissed by my project mentor for being too simple ): I'm on my wits end already!\n\nAnother group is working on developing a foolproof plan for housewives for baking pastries, as these pastries can only be baked in big kitchens, and not your avg home kitchens with a conventional oven.\n\nDoes anyone have any ideas as to what we can investigate?\nOh and we're looking at high school (secondary school) standards.\n\nThanks for the help!


Why do Catholics worship the Pope and Saints and other Christians don't?

Anti-Catholic people please do not answer I just always wondered this. And Catholics, don't preach to me I am a Christian too. I know religion is a sensitive subject but please just answer nicely!!!!!


If I am a cabinetmaker and I have  job applicants , can I deny someone a job because he has a back injury?

This person cannot lift very much and has trouble standing for long periods of time.


Choosing the right computer for Interior design work..?

If I wanna assemble a desktop computer to use it for ineterior desgin programs , such as 3d max , adobe , and autocad , what options do i need , from the motherboard to the monitor... thanks


Who here has gone to a nudist camp? What did you think of it?

I went last weekend. Had a great time. Just like any other camp except clothing was optional. It's a great way to get a tan.


I have to do a movies paper for school. The movie is Chicken Little. I need to know: did the movie havea large promotion before its release? What have you seen or heard about the movie? What magazines have been published that ties in with movie? What nonmedia products -food,beverages,cars,etc.- included the movie in their premotions or are on their packaging? How much promotion and advertising for the movie did you notice? (TV ads, movie trailers,stars on talk shows?) Its not a hard question but any help would be apprieciated.


If i was walkin down the street with my shirt off........?

Would you stare at me? I'm really hot i'm a 10 from 1-10 on the hot scale so how would you react to me walking down the street without a shirt on a hot summer day?


I like Ashlee Better and these is her website:\n\nhttp://www.ashleesimpsonmusic.com/default.aspx


A one time wonder. Who did "Westbound #9"?

It sounds like early 80s, but I'm not sure. It's heavy.


How much time do you spend on Answers?  What do you get out of it?

Has R&S helped to nurture your spirituality?


How to know the privileges given on a synonym in Oracle?

I would like to know the privileges given on a synonym in Oracle. If anybody know then please let me know.


If women fought for equal rights and won, then why do they want special treatment in court due to gender.?

I state this due to a case i'm following in class about these women who cheated on there spouses, yet expect the jury to award them full custody of the children and most of there ex-husbands assets. One even had a prenumptual agreement. Yet, the state has them all over 2/3rds custody and child-support. All women involved had drug problems and none of them work. The husbands all have good jobs. So why do courts keep giving to the women and not the men who are more stable. \nThe other cases we are following are miltary. My unit has some females who want to wear there hair long and the officers don't put them on report since it's against regulations. Yet, when us males tried to grow our hair out in protest we all got fined and sent to mass.


Is nanotechnology feasible? What are the possibilities with such technology?

What is the smallest possible size to build a machine. Would one be able build machines the size of, if not, smaller than the size of an atom? Could you use such machines to alter the state of atomic nuclei, for example; to change platinum into gold? How would it be possible to mass produce nano sized machines, could it be done on an assembly line?\nDoes anyone know the latest developments in nano-technology or a site highlighting such news?


how nurses can enhance their professional development?

this question relates to nursing practice


Can someone please tell me the A-Z of age-gap relationships?

I want 2 know the advantages & disadvantages, pleasures & displeasures, good & bad effects, success & failures etc of a relationship with older women, say for example: I'm 18 and i'm interested in women between 20 & 30 yrs old.


how do you increase your hand-eye cordination?


How to stop the login from appearing in startup of Win98? Complete and understandable answer pls :)?

Everybody dont like this LOGIN at startup, theres no use with it. Pls help me in complete and understandable answer and I promise, as soon as possible I'll choose the best answer.. thank u in advance :-)


My wife want to get her Masters. Are there Student loans for post graduate classes?


i want to know weather people can also feel beautiful, and if they do then is beauty considered as a feeling?....


How did Nagin get re-elected as Mayor of New Orleans?

Considering his enormous failure preparing for Hurricane Katrina and the aftermath as well as his racist remarks....


Everyone who comes here, post ur "I wet my pants" story here. Tell what kind of underwear u were wearing, what happened, and why it happened. If u make it up but its funny and a bit gross, thats ok 2. The funniest one will get chosen as the best answer. ANSWER IN DETAIL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED! Also, PEE and POOP only stories! No sexual stuff. Also, if u made it to the bathroom, change the ending so u dont! This should be a bit funny. REMEMBER!! Funniest and best accident story wins best answer!


what is the role of women in Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart?

besides serving as the domestic queens of their home... what is their signifance in the Society... How are they looked upon


what is the best way to protect  yourself from sickness and disease?

in some part of the world people sick and contact disease and\ndie like a rat without knowing the cause and how protect themself.


how do i invest in microsoft or any other software company?

i would like to know the procedures and how much minimum to invest and how to do it.


Depression. How do you handle it and what do you do.?

I been with this depression since I can remember. When I was a teen and then I could not understand why I would feel this way. Until now. I still have depression and more. I have some who understand and be there for me and I have others who just do not care or understand and the couse of this. I have a cold family.


hey, why do people cut themselves, other than depression or self-esteem?

why do people commit suicide? has anyone ever thought of doind it before??? why?? there's still hope for some people, now, i don't wanna preach, but there are other ways to deal with pain and sadness


Where can i get English or any exam paper to practice on the internet from?

English GCSE papers - AQA\nmaths\nScience - edexel


He has set the record for most TDs in a season, he co-set the record for mot rushing TDs by a team in a single team against the best rushing D, and he has SB ring and lets face it hes retireing soon so any toughts?


I'm 26, 5'11 and a half, brown hair, blue eyes, freckles across the nose, 180 lbs., and I like older women, too! Threesomes are fine. Anything goes!


Does it bother anybody else how people consistently use the word "literally" wrong?

It seems like a lot of people use "literally" when they should say "figuratively".  Sports commentators often use this word wrong.  For example a basketball announcer might say, "He is literally on fire!"


Is there such thing as a master gene that control formation and function of all biological life?

I believe a specific dna strand is dedicated to protecting the substance of each biological life form.


give your opinion about the film -devdas(sharukh khan starrer)?

comment about films actors,its direction,art etc.


True or False...The best leaders inspire by example, and when that's not an option...?

...brute intimidation works pretty well, too?


Can anybody give me tips on doing an ollie?

I've seen ollie intsructions, still can't land it, can get the board to pop up and flip and land 10 ft. from where I am.


played the violin while rome was burning? if so, he must have been a man with such a hard heart! \n  guys, is this true? what was the actual incident? is there any historical data proving this? u could answer this seriously as well as in a joke....10 points!


i know its a weird question, but im really curious to know!


Who makes more money on the gasoline sales?

who makes more money on a gallon of gas, the gov't or the oil company?\n\nI know that the average tax on a gallon of gas is 50cents, and the average profit is 9cents.\n\nI'm wondering if I could get a liberal to help me with the math to see who makes more.


My brother has had both lungs collapse twice and I was wondering what normally is done in this circumstance. He is 24 and is in the hospital right now (he has been there for over 30 days dealing with a completely incompitant doctor who has no idea what he is dealing judging by the fact they are transferring him to Oakland, CA hosptial today and the head of the hospital cam in and apologized for Doctor's incompitance) and has had 2 proceedures. The first they cut open his lung to attach it to the bone and the second was because the lung wasn't healing they used a sort of adhesive mixed with saleane to make the lung adhere to the bone. Both times the doctor never came back that day to check on him and after the second proceedure his other lung collapsed. So I have two questions ... what can be done to heal him and can the doctor be sued for malpractice or just incompitance?


Where can I find the rest of my product key numbers for windows xp?

I have the first few numbers, but don't have the rest of them? MY computer was a trade in and money to boot, and I never received a cd rom with it for windows xp and need my product key numbers and cd rom for boot and fix it up or repair, Please help?


Why can't ppl hear me on my mic attached to my headphones?  How to reset settings in XP Home?

I've tried all the obvious ways... it's not muted, the headphone and mic are plugged into the right ports, the volume's fine and I've played with the controls in Control Panel: Sounds & Audio Devices AND Sound Effect Manager.  I can hear people but they can't hear me.\nMy boyfriend tried to be nice by changing my settings so my iTunes could hook into his stereo speakers instead of coming out my PC speakers but he didn't show me what he did and he's away for over a month and therefore can't voice chat with me.  Funny thing is, I tried looking at the microphone settings, and if I'm playing music in iTunes the Sound Hardware Test Wizard: Microphone Test thinks I'm speaking into the mic; it shows green bars moving with the music.  The mic is on a headset, Altec Lansing, and I don't have any fancy drivers, just Realtec AC97.\nPlease help!  Is there anything I can do short of a System Restore?  Stupid question: would that make me lose new files?  I think so but I've never had to do a restore.


Please give me some advice. Thank you for your help.


Do any of you have a parent with Alzheimer's and are very close?

My dad is closing in on the last stage, and I feel so helpless  It's just a non-win situation, and I want him back so badly...he wasn't only my Dad, but my Best Buddy.  It hurts.


Which is the only country in the world to have dropped bombs on over twenty different countries since 1945?

Which is the only country to have used nuclear weapons? Which country was responsible for a car bomb which killed 80\n civilians in Beirut in 1985, in a botched  assassination attempt, thereby making it the most lethal terrorist bombing\nin modern Middle East history? \nWHICH IS THE ONLY WESTERN COUNTRY WHICH ALLOW DEATH PENALTY TO BE APPLIED TO CHILDREN?..need more questions on same answer contact ron_harry_2k5@yahoo.co.au


Dose any one like  Utada Hikaru & what is there fav. song mine is colors form FF X-2?

have you ever watched colors on youtube.com?\nits really cool but sad at the same time WATCH IT


why do they make banner ads so noisy and annoying these days?

it drives me nuts/bannanas/crazy/kookoo/insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


I'm having an affair with a married man, twice my age and he has fallen in love with me, what now?

I'm 20 years old and he's 40 years old, he has a daughter that is the same age as me.We work in the same company and i think that I'm falling in love with him because he stuck by me when no one else did. I'm scared that the people find out at work because our chemistry is so obvious.


Your opinion on hexagons as borders, please?

explain why a square is not the best choice if you want to keep cost to a minimum.?\nThis question was asked a while ago regarding how to surround the largest area with the smallest amount of fence, ie big area with small perimeter.\nNow the answer given was that circles are the best shape because perimeter is smaller compared to area.\nHowever in real fence-land sharing you couldn`t use circles because if many people tried to divide land into circles, you would have big gaps inbetween the circles, that doesn`t belong to anyone, circles just don`t join together.\nSo is hexagons the answer, they are more area-fence ratio better than squares, and they do join together.\nThen why isn`t all the land around me divided into hexagon shaped fences, would this procedure save millions and millions of fences having to be built and laid. Anyone have any ideia of just how many millions would be saved?


does anyone like american idol any more?

b/c now taht chris and elliot are gone i have lost the intrest in it


Why are the numbers on a computer keyboard completely opposite to numbers on phones/ATMs etc?

Why have they put the number pad upside-down on computer keyboards???


Is revelation here already? Are we going to be asked to where the symbol underneath our skin soon?

Ive recently been listening to a radio staion that speaks of the "mark of the beast" being necessary in order to get jobs, keep bank accounts,etc. This isnt something that I imagined to see in my time.


can you be forced to work 7days a week by law??

my husband works in a union and under contract 3 people must volunteer to work on the off days, if no one signs up the three low men are forced to work, it is in the contract. my question is\n\nby labor law how many days in a row can a company force an employee to work ??? is there a limit???


how can i find out my yahoo email address?  I know my password, but not my exact address.?

i posted a few questions on yahoo answers a week ago.  to do so, they made me open a yahoo mail account.  unfortunately, the address i picked was already taken, so i tried a slightly different variation, which was also taken.  so i repeatedly tried different iterations, found an unused id, and then posted my question.  \n\nnow as i go in to select the best answer, i cannot remember the exact name yahoo let me have.  it is some iteration of stack, but i don't recall it exactly.  but i do remember my password.  any way i can find out my email address?


Executive Support Officer \nDirector-General's Office \nLevel 13, 111 George Street


she says she was a virgin... how can you tell?

It really ain't a big issue if she told me she isn't... But the fact that she did, makes me think about it.


does anyone know if i can home school my self?

can i home school myself and where can i get it and how much do u think it will cost


is downloadin on limewire legal or illeagal please help thanx?


supply chain technology consultants in ireland?

I need to get trained for one year in a leading supply chain technology company in ireland


at last .i have to say.i don't know how to do in my life..just feel it is unfair in world...how to do my best ?


Adult diapers - any women willing to admit using them?

I've been reading that more and more women are using them...any women out there strong enough to admit it? I am - and I find some of them pretty good...


Do you agree that the people of tamil nadu have handed over the reins to the wrong people.?

I feel it is due lack of education and foresite, as they have fallen prey to tv sets  rather thinking future of chilldre as they were also promised computers a good thought oto progress.


How can avoid the Pimples and Black Marks?

It is my name.  I am 22 years old. I am working in a private concern


" VIDTIYIN ".....lets see the brain power


Why the western world could not able to distinguish between India and Pakistan ?

Western world powers always compare India and Pakistan equally from the point of their South asia strategy. For example the current issue of India -US  nuclear collaboration, many  American non proliferation experts argue that this could initiate an arms race in this region and India could proliferate this nuclear technology to other nations\nI don’t understand how they can think that – There are number of differences between India and Pakistan –\n1) India has many nuclear plants running but it never proliferate this technology. While Pakistan spread its nuclear technology (which it get from China) to many countries like Iran. India’s record on this is CLEAN    \n2) India has Democratic system running more than 50 years while Pakistan has more than 45 years of Military government. This point is more than enough which differentiates between these two countries.


Generally speaking guys like hot girls,but is it true that most guys would screw anyone with a heartbeat?

Even gooding looking guys would do anyone behind close doors.I have female friends who is not much to look at but they have been with several hot guys...more than most hot girls  what's up with that


How do we know the universe isn't contracting?

If the light from distant galaxies takes a long time to arrive here, how do we know our observations are meaningful. At the moment, our observations indicate that the universe is still expanding, and the expansion is speeding up. But how do we know we aren't witnessing the aftermath of the Big Bang, and the present situation is still invisible to us? What would we expect to observe if the universe started to collapse?


I can't wait until the next episode! I don't have any T.V so I rent DVDs and play it on the pc. God...MONK!


Does anyone out there know anything about  or completed training with columbus-partners inc .Are they lagit?

I have just signed up for training with columbus-partners inc and I'm wondering if anyone else out there has completed the training. If so have you been paid and do you know if they are lagitimate or not. Is it true you have to transfer money using your own bank account.


Wasnt Saddam's reign @ Iraq more safe for Iraqis than "so-called Democracy" ?

whats the value of democracy if you simply get killed or humiliated in prisons


What am i going to get for my birthday (not counting money)?

if you get it right, well it doesn't really matter.


Why is it that the Spanish were able to conquer the Americas and not the other way around?

I need help on a paper that im gonna write for a social studies class about why the Spanish were able to conquer the Americas and not the other way around


what are some websites i can order cookbooks from?

i looking for A TREASURY OF GREAT RECIPES by VINCENT PRICE


how much do you get for unemployment in the usa?

im in the army and i am about to get out after this deployment. i can file for unemployment for 3 months. does anyont know how much i will recieve per month??


I need to find internal auditors with CPA.  Have two positions available


What do you call a man in a sink?\n\nDwain! cute huh? He loves that one.


What are the rules and regulations for CommonWealth between the UK and the US?

My family had business relationships with the UK. Last year my aunt/mother passed away. She had a Will & Trust and she kept telling me " ALL THOSE THIEVING S.O.B.'s are going to be after your money, DON'T LET THEM GET IT!) I really didn't know what she meant by that. Also she tried to get me to go to her attorney's office so she could sign papers for me to have all of her tangible & intangible assests. I wouldn't do that. I then told the lady that I grew up believing was my mother about the situation and then her and some other family members hid my aunt/mother. I have recently found alot of property that she owns and that she was with the CommonWealth and I need information on how to go about finding out whether or not she really was. My family members have control of the Will & Trust and I want to be able to save what I was entitled to before they get a chance to finish stealing the rest. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!


What is the biggest Lie you have ever  told?

IS there anybody out there who has told a major Lie?


IM TRYING TO SAVE A PICTURE FROM THE INTERNEt....?

EVERYTIME I TRY TO GO TO A WEBSITE AND RIGHT CLICK ON A PICTURE, SAVE PICTURE AS...THEN I GO BACK AND TRY TO OPEN UP THE PICTURE AND IT WON'T OPEN..CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP....


how do i hear a song off the internet, on this old computer?


How do I find the apothem of a regular hexagon with a perimeter of 18? I know it has something to do with tangent, but I am unsure how to set it up.


when are the ICSE 2006 board results due for 10th class?


Is there a government agency that helps with debt consolidation?

I need a reliable trustworthy debt consolidation service quickly.  I've heard that most advertised agencies are to be avoided.


The other day i was looking in the phone book for an electrical contractor and low and behold i see a company that has IN bold letters on their ad; 100% woman owned and operated. Can someone tell me... How is this OK? What if the ad said 100% man operated or 100% asian man operated or what ever other race( I know i said gender issue but you people get my point right?)And i am being completely honest about this. It is in the yellow pages for Essex county, New Jersey, USA. At what point is affirmative action and the woman sufferage over. Im sure we all agree that most men and woman are basically equal in most phases of life.So why is it Ok to print this? \n    And please be nice im very sensitive.


which website has the screen saver making software


You know how they bleep curse words out on TV?  Use the word "bleep" when you talk instead of cuss words.

For example, "Shut the bleep up, you bleepin idiot!" lol\nNote to self: new question- "How bleepin bored are you, bleep it?


hard disk problem---------when i boot from my hard disk it is saying NTLDR missing????what does this means????

i have formatted my hard disk and also tried to install XP when after copying files i booted from hard disk same problem came that is it says NTLDR missing.


Where can I find a good free music mixing/creating program online to download?

One that will let you create techno like music, and also create "remixes" for songs already made.\n\nAlso free.


I want to ask someone out. How should I develop my conversation.?


Why do people that don't have a clue give more qualifiers?

I've noticed that generally the less people know about a subject, or anything for that matter, the more apt they are to qualify their position "I know a ____", "my daddy's a _____", "I've been a X for years at this Y, so I know as much as a ~"etc... \n\nLast time I checked, knowledge is not passed on genetically, nor is is sexually transmitted, and being a janitor at a dentist's office does not make you an expert on thermodynamics, it doesn't even qualify you to clean someone's teeth. So why do people do this?\n\nAnd as a bonus part to the question, why do a lot of rappers say that they are players and gangsters? If they really were players, wouldn't everybody be able to tell without them shouting it out every ten seconds?


what is the prefix and suffix of Agnatha!?


A great way for BIG BUSINESS to get cheap labor...?

Can anyone think of why we don't shut down our borders to avoid illegal immigrants...\n\nGee, when Big Business does not want to pay a fair wage, they hire someone under the table(just like WALMART).\n\nWorks for them since it's you and I(US taxpayer) having to foot the bill for subsidizing all the hidden costs.


o k heres how it went now tell me what you think?

When we got together he said he didnt know how serious it was going to gget so he waited to tell me! They have been split up for 3 1/2 years he said it just wasnt a number 1 priority before but now it is! he went to the courthouse monday they told him he has to live in the state he is in for 6 months before he can file so im going to stick it out!!


I came up with this world actually when I was waisted on cocaine.\nDo I say chew a gum or chew on a gum? \nbe sure to answer both questions


Does anyone out there fish the monongahala river in the pittsburgh area of PA?

If so have you done any good catfishing yet I cant wait to go in July when i get back to the states


What can I do---like a girl, she likes me, or so she says...?

What can I do? I have liked this girl for bout 2+ years here...and she says she likes me...we have talked and went to a couple of her school dances together and have made out, and had one of those kinda sorta romantic walks at night.  I'm going to college at tha end of tha summer.  I really want to be with her...please help me out...hit me up on myspace @ myspace.com/keimarcal, thanks...


my kids dad hasnt done anything at all.now were going to court.what can i do to keep him from getting custody?

my kid is 3 months old. he hasn't taken care of the baby. hasn't bought anything for the baby. does drugs. hasn't seen him in a month. and he's beaten me up when i was pregnant.


I have been using the price comparison search engine Textbook411.com ( http://www.textbook411.com ) to find my books and was wondering what other sources people are using. Thanks!!!


I am a permanent resident in the United States. I have my greencard and came here the LEGAL way. I am now having problems with depression and can't seem to get any medical help because I am not a citizen. Can anyone give me any ideas how to get help. Every where I turn I hear I'm sorry but you are not a citizen so we can't help you. I am here LEGALLY so it shouldn't matter whether I am a citizen or not. I need help badly. Thanks in advance.


what is the html for forums?i just want one forum.?

i need forums for my site, but i only need one.a chat would work too.


how to replace the internet explorer logo with my own company log?

How we can replace the logo of intenet explore..while browising any site the logo e is there but in few site like forums.mysql.com there is log of mysql in the browser too..thus how can we change and put our own co. logo\n\none of the example of such log is http://forums.mysql.com/list.php?10


Does anyone have a mother who seems to be uncomfortable being a mother?  My mom always seems uncomfortable around me (i'm a girl) and I think she kind of regrets having had kids.  I'm grown up now, am 30, and never understood this. Actually, I find this kind of childish, because she seems very insecure.  Every time I've tried to have a good conversation with her, she shies away from it.  In the end I'm also uncomfortable because she is cool and distant. Does anyone else have this experience?


check South Africa out, the whites aren't racist any more(that was15yrs ago) and no one in the world knows it!

really people are ignorant of anything besides the groundbreaking stories. enlighten yourselves and realise that the world has pain but lso a lot of good in it too!


Should bars in UK have topless barmaids/men?

I don't mean private clubs or every public bar. Just a few in each town, as a matter of choice. \nI mean if you don't like the idea, you don't have to frequent them. Surely if they are for over 21s, it is a matter of freedom of choice!


What are some reasons for the spread of disease? How is disease connected in terms of geography?

How is AIDS spread in terms of geography? How is AIDS spread in general?


i really like this bloke and he stays round allot, i give him bj's about 3 times every time he stays but i dont no if he actually likes me?\ni like him so much and am happy to please him whenever he wants it, we get on so well as friends and even better when we snuggle up, but he wont sleep with me!\ncan anyone tell me if there is emotion or feelings in bj's?


How do I become a pyrotechnics engineer? What degree is needed?

I am doing a research paper on my future job,Pyrotechnics engineer. I need to know what degree is needed to become one.


What do you tell a co-worker who asks you to do something right at quitting time?

Ok, it's the end of the work day so I'm packing up to leave.  It's Friday and I have things to do.  A co-worker comes waltzing into my cubicle and asks me to locate a file which requires some effort and time.  I ask if it can wait until Monday and the answer is "I'd really like to get it now".  How do you tactfully and professionally tell that person to go to hell and leave me alone!!!


Apart from men having nipples - what are some other useless body parts?

I recently found out that we DO need our appendix in early childhood - so scratch that one. Also - I know we can live with only one kidney - but it's still useful to have two. So what I'm really looking for is parts of the body (or internal organs) that really are entirely without utility. \n\nBones are ok, but please explain why the bone is entirely useless.


"we are leaving for paris next week"\n\nwhy we use for in here ? we can't use to?\n\nwhat is exatly meaning of on or for?\n\nit's confusing me!!  i need help~~


What does the Giganturid eat, and what is its Scientific Name?

It's for a science report, so I can't say it eats other fish. It has to be specific. (I.E crustaceans)


I have briefly presented a 'fish tank' model experiment type for conversion of toxic air into life supporting environment. (http://originati.com/blog/)[Article: Space Age] Does anyone have an idea what should be considered in this concept that should be considered in formulating the experiment without stretching the science?\n\nYour references.. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/09/0917_040917_extremophiles.html\nhttp://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/01/0116_020116microbes.html


Line Graph representing the Philippine Gross National Product for the year 1980-2005?

a line graph that represent the philippine GNP for the year 1980-2005


What are the mathematical symbols: 67 ? 18 ? 6 ? 17 ? 18 = 200?

a brain teaser that i can't figure out .. if you figure out the answer feel free to e-mail me !


equifax mortgage service has a inquiry on my credit report  on behalf of a vantage management property?

were can i find a address for this company and a phone number if i don't know what state there in.


Do you prefer to work for a boss or for a supplier ?

In other words: do you prefer fixed employment or temp/freelance ?


Hypotenuse of a right triangle is 2 meters longer than 2x length of 1 of the legs. the other leg is 30 meters?

long. find the length of the hypotenuse.\nIs this answer 34 meters?


can i get instructions to make an rc car motor?

give me something dat i can make this stuff at home. shouldnt soo difficult dude


how to disable the Back and Refresh buttons of the browser in an ASP web application?

I basically want the users not to use browser's back button by either disabling it or by giving a message


Answer goal: 30 answers- Need help really bad!?!?!?!?

I am a very religious girl and am not the kind of person who talks and chatters about boys but here it goes:\n\nWhat If a guy that has been mean to you for sooooo long and then suddenly one day he's acually nice to you, he lets you go first into a room, he doesn't cuss at you anymore, he tries to catch up to you when your going to class and, gives you a hand when you fall ( I tripped and he gave me a hand!) Is so close to your face then says "I'm only kidding" Does he suddenly like me or something?


Anybody knows anything about Syringomyelia? Is it deadly?

Preferably more details pls. Dun give me website k?


Does pumping oil from the earth, thus causing air pockets, have the potential to cause earthquakes?

It just seems to me that as we continue to pump more and more oil from the earth, something has to eventually fill those "gaps", which causes the earth's crust to shift.


Is Cricket popular where you live? Why or why not?

I live in the State of Georgia in the United States of America and I have never seen Cricket being played before since I have lived in Georgia since 2004. When I lived in Michigan, I would sometimes see people playing cricket for recreation but not in a professional league.


I need to write about a case for criminology class, who is the best one to write about?

1- Milosovich-Bosnia\n2- Nilson Mandella-Africa\n3- Sameer Jaajaa-Lebanon\n4- Yamahoto-Japan\n5- Yihya Shamas-Lebanon


what is the lateral area of a cone with a base perimeter of 314cm and a slant height of 20 cm


After watching Crouch play on saturday against West Ham I was amazed at how many times he failed to wina header.  How can an 24ft giant not be able to head a ball!!


If Ronald McDonald became a male gigolo...?

... would this instantly and forever change "billions served" to "zero served"?


What is the density of the solar system planets and satellites?

like earth,moon,jupter and where (site) i can find all about space and universe and any downloadable software please.


i can't find FREE, printable kids songs\?

I would like to print ordinary songs for children. every time I go to a web site they want money!


im 12 boy im walking 3 miles every day and 100 sit ups and 100 jumping jacks and 200 leves with 5 pound dumbells all i want to do is lose my belly fat im 4 feet 7 in and weight is 80


myself and my fiance want to move to cape town. i am south african and he is british. what do we need?

I have been in England for 4 years now and I want to return home after a nasty divorce. I have met my new partner and we both want to move in the next 15 weeks. I am south african and he is british. I am not sure what the legal requirements are for him. I have searched the internet high and low and what's on there is very vague. Does any one know what to do? As time is of the essence in this case.\n\nWould be really grateful.\n\nShelley