Can you tell me the funniest yo mamma joke?

Here you go baby, can I have my points now??? \n\nYo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! \n\nYo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! \n\nYo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. \n\nYo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! \n\nYo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! \n\nYo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! \n\nYo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! \n\nYo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! \n\nYo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. \n\nYo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K." \n\nYo momma so stupid she stole free bread. \n\nYo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. \n\nYo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! \n\nYo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. \n\nYo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain. \n\nYo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. \n\nYo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. \n\nYo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read. \n\nYo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. \n\nYo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. \n\nYo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?" \n\nYo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. \n\nYo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. \n\nYo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. \n\nYo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. \n\nYo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." \n\nYo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. \n\nYo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! \n\nYo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! \n\nYo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. \n\nYo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. \n\nYo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. \n\nYo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. \n\nYo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. \n\nYo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics." \n\nYo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. \n\nYo momma so stupid she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. \n\nYo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. \n\nYo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course. \n\nYo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. \n\nYo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book. \n\nYo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. \n\nYo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. \n\nYo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus. \n\nYo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg. \n\nYo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper . \n\nYo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home. \n\nYo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."


do u no the song best of you by foo fighters?

yes i do \ni love the song and the video concept  too\nit inspires me somehow\n\nfoo fighters rock!


Why are black people so predjudice against white people?

Excellent points!  We're always being told that our ancestors enslaved them, but we're never told that our ancestors also fought and died to free them.  It's been 140 years since there was slavery.  There are so many programs to help black people, at the expense of white people.  Its about time black people quit looking for excuses and try to make it like I know they can.  And don't start calling me prejudice cause I aint!


How will be a career in internet marketing?

Ask more specific questions.\nDon't expect some magic answer that will lead you to the solution.\n\nAnd if you do find a way to do whatever it is you're trying to, know that it is not possible to have a job that involves doing little and getting paid a lot.\nThe Internet gold-rush is over and it never really was.\n\nLearning proper English helps a lot too.


what careers can you get with an MBA in Finance?

http://www.daylon.com/mba/\n\nThere's a great site with just about everything one would need to know about an MBA, along with links to several universities.\n\nGood luck.


Ain't love grand??? If she is in love with you, why the heck can't you two just say so? If she isn't, it ain't gonna happen...such is life in the love lane. You need a lot more experience than you have right now. Don't be in such a hurry to be tied down with a steady...bad for your learning process. Trust me on this one.


Have you ever felt like walking away from everything in your life?

sweetie, life will indeed have these types of time periods. The very very MOST important thing you can possibly do right now is try and believe with all your heart that this tough time will pass and that it will get better. It may even take a little bit of time but chances are your life can end up being even better than it was before this hard time started. In the meantime, write out your feelings in a journal and/or talk with a close friend or relative you trust not to judge you. The choice is ultimatly up to you. You can either try your hardest to believe that life will turn around for the better and aim for that goal of better times or give into all the negative energy around you. Please don't give in to it and give up. It will pass.......just believe in the better things and in yourself.


what do you have to do to forget something in that happen in the past.?

Accept it, and it'll be easier to let go and you will forget it to an extent


1. Have him draw/paint you nude and then make passionate love to you.\n\n2. Make love somewhere with the risk of getting caught... in a libary, in an elevator, outside, etc.\n\n3. Blindfold him when he comes home. Tie him up to the bed. You take charge.\n\n4. Take a weekend off. Go somewhere exotic. Make love in a swimming pool, or in the ocean.\n\n5. Each of you should write out a fantasy involving the other person. Act out the fantasies for each other.\n\n6. Cook naked together. Include aphrodisiacs such as avocados and chocolate. Have a sexy naked meal; then, enjoy dessert.\n\n7. Get a fancy hotel room and make love in the jacuzzi.\n\n8. Record yourselves having sex, then watch the videos together before going another round.\n\n9. Experiment with temperature. Use ice cubes and candle wax.\n\n10. Go to bed naked. Hold each other and just kiss each other. Stop, and remind each other why you love each other so much. Tell him everything that makes him sexy to you. The result should be an exceptionally passionate lovemaking session.\n\nEnjoy!


One example would be an investment in a college degree in a very broad sense, especially if it were a degree in Latin.


Will getting denied for a bank credit card lower your credit score, and if so by how much?

The actual "denial" will not lower your score. However, the inquiry itself could have lowered your score, but only a few points depending on the total number of inquiries. Try to focus on the factors which might have caused the denial: newly opened accounts, poor payment history (late or missed), too many open accounts (debt-to-income ratio), or even bankruptcies or liens. Improving all of these factors, and keeping up with what is on your credit report will make it easier on future obligations. Good luck;-)


I don't believe it holds any benefits, except make parents more neurotic, being around their children all day.  And who decides whether the parents are competent enough to teach.  Do you need to have a teaching degree for this?\nKids will most certainly miss out on a lot of interaction with other children, which is very important.\nIf you want to give them a better education, send them to private school if you can afford it.


when i'm attaching pictures to yahoo mail it's so slow!!!is there any way to attach and send pictures faster??

Yes, make sure your pictures are 100kb or less. If they are huge files (like over a MB or 2) Then you need to make them smaller.


Here is my horrible racist question....?

you know those annoying telemarketers, who just wont take no for an answer, and keep calling at inapropriate times for things you really dont give a stuff about. they are all from india too. would u want to date one of those? No. well neither do the women in india. and that is the answer to your question.


my guys like it untrimmed.he got mad when i shave it.


What are the health advantages of a cucumber in a diet does it have any nutrients or is it just water?

A five-ounce serving of cucumber contains about: 1.5 grams of dietary fiber, 1 gram of protein, 12% RDA of Vitamin C, a trace of saturated fat and zero cholesterol. \n5 ounces of cucumber contain about 20 calories\n1/2 of a medium cucumber contain about 20 calories\n1 medium cucumber contains about 40 calories


what is the best way to study for an exam in two weeks?

Here are some tips that work best for me.  Hopefully they will work for you too.\n\nIf you have one exam to study, divide the work up into small "chunks".  This will improve your chance of remembering the information.  Study for only about an hour at a time.  Often times if you study past an hour, the information will be a big blur and difficult to comprehend and remember.  You may always study more, but give yourself a break.\n\nIf you have more than one exam, follow the tips above.  Just make sure you are studing all of the subject areas everyday.\n\nHope that helps,\n\nAlex


I'm Looking for the Critical Views of Gwendolyn Brooks?

Here's one source, link below:\n\nWhile some critics found an angrier tone in her work, elements of protest had always been present in her writing and her awareness of social issues did not result in diatribes at the expense of her clear commitment to aesthetic principles. Consequently, becoming the leader of one phase of the Black Arts movement in Chicago did not drastically alter her poetry, but there were some subtle changes that become more noticeable when one examines her total canon to date.\n\nThe ambiguity of her role as a black poet can be illustrated by her participation in two events in Chicago. In 1967 Brooks, who wrote the commemorative ode for the "Chicago Picasso," attended the unveiling ceremony along with social and business dignitaries. The poem was well received even though such lines as "Art hurts. Art urges voyages . . ." made some uncomfortable. Less than two weeks later there was the dedication of the mural known as "The Wall of Respect" at 43rd and Langley streets, in the heart of the black neighborhood. The social and business elites of Chicago were not present, but for this event Gwendolyn Brooks wrote "The Wall." In a measure these two poems illustrate the dichotomy of a divided city, but they also exemplify Brooks's ability both to bridge those divisions and to utilize nonstrident protest.


how can i know anybody in which chat room they are?

if you have added anyone in your messanger, you can find out, other wise get the yahelete, then you can do something,


Before being diagnosed with bone cancer diet was not important.  Now I'm thinking diet, what foods are good.

not that you don't already know this. But perparing your  food is aalot better for you than over the counter and or going out. you see you tend to obsever more oif what you are putting into your system than what is being proceed. you can't belive the difference. as well as how you well be paying more attetion to what agrees with you.your intake of salt will decress and the oils/grease you once enjoyed can be replaced, with a light olive oil/100%-corn oi, althought you will the importance is watching what you eat. if you enjoy fruits or smooties. you can directly place in a blender and and 1/4 cup of low fat milk and blend to your taste. i have matters of concern where i must watch what i eat.  i am a single partent and i use the same advise i present to you to my family of five and they are more fit, relaxed,  enjoyab le to pleae and reading to them at night relaxes us all. go to a nails place . they also do your feet and it comes with a massage to the legs. invole a freind. go get into a whirl-pool. it is great for your legs.


Yes, this plant prefers a lot of sun, more so than other plants. It will bloom very nicely.


In how many ways can the batsman be given out and which are they?

10 ways.\nBold\nCatch\nRun out\nStumped\nL.B.W.\nObstructing the field.\nComing late to the Ground\nHitting the ball twice.\nHandelling the ball.\nHit Wicket.


Who is better Sharon or Netanyau for Israeli interests?

It would be more appropriate to ask who is better for world/middle east peace.  \n\n1. Until they get their act together and stop all their squabbling (this means both Israel and Palestine recognising the other's right to a peaceful existence) it doesn't matter a dam (THAT is the correct spelling) who is in the hot seat.\n2. Until the US stops siding with Israel even when it is in the wrong, there will always be a problem in the M/E.


how do I get a record of a convicted felon in wisconsin?..cant seem to find the felons record?

http://www.wicourts.gov/\n\ntry this, you can access more than the circuit court here. Dont know if it will help or not....\n\nhere is one more, but you have to "dig" for info here.\nhttp://wsll.state.wi.us/topic/records/index.html


Where can I find the most comprehensive record of FA cup results including the qualifying rounds?

The FA website gives all the results going back to 2004. Go to The FA Cup section, click on The FA cup and then Round by Round.\n\nAnother interesting site is The English Football Archive which gives all the results right back to the start of the cup but only gives results from the first round proper.


I'm an excellent editor and would like to get into book and/or manuscript editing. How do I get started?

I suggest you buy or borrow from the library the book\n\nHow to Start and Run a Writing and Editing Business (Wiley Small Business Editions) by Herman Holtz http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0471548316/ref=nosim/powerhomebizguid


Are there any people finders that are free?

Yes.  Try this one... it's kinda creepy... I found myself even though I'm unlisted...\n\nhttp://www.zabasearch.com/


Does anyone know the gossip about Daniel Radcliffe and if he has a girlfriend?

Those are "Rumors" that he's dating his 23 year old makeup artist.. but I think they are just that. Rumors.  Seems like he's too busy for dating.  Who knows!


How do i get break up with a guy who has done nothing but bought me stuff? I feel obligated to stay w/ him!?

Ha ha!  He got you good, the more he buys, the more you oblige!  Hooked ya!


What your friend is doing is black mailing you, just to try to hook up with you. But if you let your guard down and go out with your friend it won't be based on true love, it will be based on dishonesty and you won't be very happy. I say forget about your friend because if he is willing to try to blackmail you into being his lover then he is not a true friend.


What virus do I have if web pages open up randomly even when I don't have explorer open?

Download the free spybot from http://www.safer-networking.org/en/download/index.html\nIt is probably just spyware.  I know of at least one case where a link in a source here on answers caused a cascade of browser windows to open (not too nice, either).\nI reported it as abuse.\nSpybot cleaned it up.


Ehud Olmert\n\nPrime Minister of Israel as of 14th April 2006, when the declaration that Ariel Sharon was permenantly incapacitated took effect.[1].\n\nThe premiership powers were actually transferred to Olmert on January 4, 2006, after Ariel Sharon suffered a severe hemorrhagic stroke.[1] His party, Kadima, won the most seats in the legislative elections held on March 28, 2006 and Olmert, as Prime Minister-designate, has the first opportunity to attempt to form a coalition government[2].\n\nPreviously, Olmert was the Vice Prime Minister of Israel, the Finance minister, and Minister of Industry, Trade and Labor, as well as the Minister responsible for the Israel Lands Administration. [2] He is the interim Chairman of Ariel Sharon's Kadima party.


Hard choice....Jennifer is a stalker....and Angelina looks like she's mad all the time...I'll save you Brad :)


If you doctor OKs it, you might try adding a "good" bacteria product to your diet. You can buy lactobacillus capsules anywhere you buy vitamins or you could just try eating a package or two of live-culture yogurt every day.  (Just make sure the yogurt says "live culture" on it.)


What school could I get my masters at with a 2.36 GPA in undergrad?

With a 2.36, it is questionable whether you could get into grad school.\n\nTake the GRE, including the subject test.  That will be a better indicator than your GPA.\n\nThen, talk to the professors in your department about where you could go, or call the IR Depts. of some universities.


I have a prob in my assignment.What are keywords and identifiers?

Are there languages which allow a keyword to be\naccepted as an identifier.\n\nYes, most of the old (incomprehensible) languages did that (like PL/1) i think but i'm not sure, i'm not very used to obsolete languages)....\n\nAh, so modern languages like C are "comprehensible"? Perhaps you should spend some time looking at the submissions to the Obfuscated C contests.\n\nEveryone loves to give PL/I examples like:\n\nIF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = END END\n\n[Actually IF IF = THEN THEN = ELSE; ELSE ELSE = END; END -John]\n\n(which I think is valid PL/I - it's been years, but it's at least close) but that simply proves that you *can* write incomprehensible code in PL/I. So? Show me a language in which you *can't* write incomprehen-sible code.\n\nWhat gets forgotten in all this is the *reason* PL/I didn't reserve its keywords. The PL/I designers knew they were designing what was, for its time, a very large language, which was intended to be useful to very different groups of programmers. History lesson: PL/I and the 360 series were developed at the same time. Originally, PL/I was intended\nto be *the* programming language for the 360. Before the 360, IBM and others in the business had two lines of machines, one for business (for IBM, the 1400 series), one for scientific work (the 709x). Business machines often did decimal arithmetic, had instructions for string manipulation, BCD support, and such, and were programmed in languages like COBOL. Scientific machines usually used binary arithmetic, supported floating point, and were programmed in languages like FORTRAN (US) and Algol (Europe). One fundamental idea in the development 360\nwas to have one line of machines to serve both markets. PL/I was similarly intended to replace both COBOL and PL/I. One of the great comments of the era was that a committee of COBOL and FORTRAN experts sat down to design PL/I - and came up with a language that looked more like Algol than either. \n\nSince PL/I was large and served disparate markets, it was likely that most programmers would only be familiar with a subset of the language. Experience with COBOL - which had a long list of keywords, all reserved  - showed that avoiding all the keywords was a headache. It would be even more so if you had to avoid keywords that only applied to parts of\nthe language you didn't know. So the PL/I designers made the deliberate decision to avoid reserved keywords. Rather than criticizing as incomprehensible a language you know nothing about, take a look at it and find places where the language was made ugly or artificial to avoid reserving keywords. I'll bet you have a lot of trouble doing so.\n\nLest you think that long lists of (reserved) keywords is a feature only of obsolete languages, I suggest you look at the list for C++. I believe C++ reserves more keywords than PL/I had - and perhaps as many as COBOL at its worst did. (Certainly, modern C++ is a larger language the PL/I ever was.)\n\nOver the years, another cost of reserved keywords has become apparent: It becomes difficult to extend the language. You're faced with the Hobson's choice of adding a new readable keyword, thus breaking existing correct code; adding an unreadable keyword that's unlikely to conflict\nwith existing code; or reusing some existing keyword for a new purpose. There's often a bias toward the last of these -and you can see the results in languages like C and C++, where keywords like static and virtual have a variety of only very loosely related meanings.\n\nI suspect the main reason people have generally reserved keywords is two-fold: Language "style" has become fixed, and people want to use lexers and parser generators. Language "style" is hard to pin down, but it's clear that, whatever C "style" is, it's been a big winner - C and\nJava both have C "style". However, C "style" isn't compatible with non- r


In the states its mostly jokes about unhip white people right now.


Can someone PLEASE tell me why so many homophobes answer or post questions in this section???

I hear ya.\nIt's like going to a gay bar and complaining that there are so many gay people there.\n\nHow about this one.\n"I'm not religious or anything, but could someone explain to me who Jesus is?"\n\nWell, if you are not religious or anything, why do you care about who Jesus is?\n\nWhy do people go to areas where they KNOW people are a certain way just to antagonize them.\n\nHmmmmmm..... cause that's just the way they are.


How do u use the word "BECAUSE" continuosly twice in a sentence? Answer this and u r genius!!!!!!?

One cannot start a sentence with the word because, because its a conjunction.


I am looking for pro baseball tryouts... any help?

Do you or your coach know anyone in pro ball? If you do, a referral from a current player is the fastest and easiest way to get a tryout. It's very difficult to make a team just through a tryout and very difficult to get a tryout.\nYou can try looking here:\nhttp://www.baseball-links.com/links/Scouting-Recruiting-Tryouts/


you can eat pretty much anything you want including gum. as long as your careful it will be fine. i would recomend staying away from extremly hard food or making it into smaller peices. hope i helped


why do people hate on jewish people so much?

It's the problem that people cannot distinguish between the real followers of Moses who are the real jews and the ones who are after power and money and call themselves jews.\n\nThis human brain wants to make everything simple: If a so called christian kills another human being the following day everyones starts to say: " Christians are murderers "!\n\nIt seems easy to blame a group of people and categorize them in groups of good and bad. In that case when we hear of a  guy from a certain race or religion our lazy minds won't have to think and verify if that person is good or bad because there is  a summary of good and bad groups already prepared and "automatic lazy voting" is done in seconds.


Good Idea!!!! Just to begin, people get rich thinking and not working, maybe but tha is the hard way. \nfind,invent a solution to unsolved problem or need, then patent it. and youll be on the way to wealthy life.\nwhen u get rich give me a call.Ill give a tip How to expend real money!!!


How do I setup a wireless network with dial up using a cable/dsl wireless router,cat5 cbl, and a usb adapter?


If I am too young for Paget's Disease then what else could it be??

NO ONE here can diagnose you.  You need to see a doctor.  Only a doctor who has examined you and ran tests can tell you what is going on.  Please schedule an appointment and address all your issues with your doctor.


I bought a homeless guy some beer, he got drunk and arrested. Should i feal bad ??

Mabe you shouldnt have given him so much beer. If he got drunk then you gave him too much.


How would you tell your boyfriend that you might leave?

You need to do what will make you happy. If you want to go "home"... then do it. If you don't you'll be wondering what could be different every morning when you get up, and probably many times throughout the day. Don't break your own heart. Follow it.


In examining Scripture, two facts become clear: First, that God is a Spirit, and does not possess human characteristics or limitations; second, that all the evidence contained in Scripture agrees that God revealed Himself to mankind in a male form. First of all, God’s true nature needs to be understood. God is a person, obviously, because God exhibits all the characteristics of personhood: God has a mind, a will, an intellect, and emotions. God communicates, has relationships, and God’s personal actions are evidenced throughout Scripture.\n\nAs John 4:24 states, “God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.” Since God is a spiritual being, God does not possess physical human characteristics; however, sometimes figurative language used in Scripture assigns human characteristics to God in order to make it possible for man to understand God. This assignment of human characteristics to describe God is called “anthropomorphism.” Anthropomorphism is simply a means for God (a spiritual being) to communicate truth about His nature to mankind, a physical being. Since man is a physical being, man is limited in his understanding of those things beyond the physical realm, and anthropomorphism in Scripture helps man to understand who God is.\n\nSome of the difficulty comes in examining the fact that man is created in God’s image. Genesis 1:26-27 says “And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.”\n\nWhat this means is that both man and woman are created in the image of God, in that they are greater than all the other creations as they, like God, have a mind, will, intellect, emotions, and moral capacity. Animals do not possess a moral capacity, and do not possess an immaterial component like mankind does. Genesis tells us that when man was created by God, God breathed the “breath of life” into man. No other creation is described this way, and that “breath of life” is the spiritual component that man alone possesses. God created man to have a relationship with Him; man is the only creation designed for that purpose, and that “breath of life” is evidence of that.\n\nThat said, man and woman are only patterned after the image of God—they are not tiny “carbon copies” of God, and the fact that there are men and women does not require that God have male and female features, or that God be a woman. Remember, being made in the image of God has nothing to do with physical characteristics.\n\nWe know that God is a spiritual being, and does not possess physical characteristics. This does not limit, however, how God may choose to reveal Himself to mankind. Scripture contains all the revelation God gave to man about Himself, and so is the only really objective source of information about God. In looking at what Scripture tells us, there are several observations of evidence about the form in which God revealed Himself to mankind:\n\nTo begin with, Scripture contains almost 170 references to God as the “Father.” By necessity, one cannot be a father unless he is male. If what was meant to be communicated was that God chose to be revealed to man in a female form, then the word “mother” would have occurred in these places, not “father.” In the Old and New Testament both, masculine pronouns are used over and over again in reference to God.\n\nDeuteronomy 34:10 has this to say about Moses, who wrote the first five books of Scripture, the Pentateuch: “And there arose not a prophet since in Israel like unto Moses, whom the LORD knew face to face.” This verse describes how close Moses’ relationship with God was. Since Moses walked so closely with God, we can be


I have a job offer and don't understand it.?

I would be VERY leery of these people. You may not have heard so I will tell you. There is a scam going on out there where people are preyed upon to "take Payments" for a company. The problem is that the "payments" that come in are bogus checks, stolen money orders, etc. They want you to deposit those funds into YOUR bank account (so that you will get charged with fraud, etc.- instead of them) and then do a wire transfer of the funds into their bank account. Save yourself the heartache- do NOT do it. It isn't a job- it's a scam.


Goal by whom is given the award of goal of the millenium????/?

Maradona on England 1986. Second goal in quarter-final match. Passed England players, fans, ref, and scored!


Riddle: How many pairs animals did Moses take on his Ark?

lol I love this riddle\n\n*sings*Who built the ark No-ah No-ah, who built the ark No-ah did!*finishs sigining* lol No-ah built the ark, and he led only One pair of animals on


For bragging rights, yes.  Honestly, there are more important things to worry about.  Besides, it's not how smart you are, it's how you utilize it.


what is the best brand of guitar pickup?


can anyone give me a summary (detailed) of the korean war?

u.s. stepped in and messed the whole war up!!


On May, 1870 President Ulysses Grant appealed to the U.S. Senate for the annexation of what country.?

Government of Santo Domingo (or the Dominican Republic)


there was a question recently. what is patriotism, after research on here.?

Patriotism obviously represents many things to many people.  To me, it is the understanding of our historical roots in the context of the our political system and supporting it as the best approach for mankind.


They have both similarities.\n\nThe Taurus was a very successful model for the Ford Company selling almost 7 millions units during its 20 years life span.  It was at its peak between 1992 and 1996 when it was the best selling car in the USA.\n\nThe Aries total production was just under 1 million before Dodge cease production in 1989.  It won the Motor Trend car of the year award in 1981 and its popularity helped Dodge towards financial recovery.\n\nSo I guess that both cars were big success stories for their respective companies.  However, I'd give the Aries a little edge for what it did for Dodge on a larger scale.  \n\nSo strictly on a business basis, we have an excellent chance of a good match.  The Arian, being a fire sign is the ideas and go getter half and the Taurean, an earth sign, is very practical and will excel at keeping the production flowing and the books in tip top shape.   In this Partnership we have the salesman and the bookkeeper combination.  And, if the planets are well aspected, it can be a winning combo.\n\nBut although at first blush the Aries and Taurus pair seems to be an excellent match, it is a different story for the long haul as the calm, logical Taurus would soon drive the active, fun seeking Aries right out of its mind!   Aries must be caught up in the moment, with the involvement in new ideas being its life blood; not so with Taurus.\n\nSo there you have it.  Hope this was helpful to you!


Does anyone know when or if the show E-Ring will come back?

NBC has put the show on "indefinite hiatus" which means that it is 99% going to be cancelled in May when the network announces their new Fall schedule


junkyard? jordan, MN? for dirtbikes and stuff?

Jordan, MN?  Isn't that where they have the sheepdog trials in August?


ive been really confused...Christians believe that Jesus was the "son of God"...?

"Why ask? Why not just accept? "\n\nThat was the first response to this question.\n\nSo now I must ask, why cant God just command someone to exist, and then they exist. No questions asked.\n\nGod's phenomena are many times backed by science. but many times they are not. Take the case of Adam, technically speaking it is not "scientifically" possible. So why does Jesus HAVE to have a father.\n\nIf God is all powerful, all knowing, all wise, all merciful, can he then not just tell Mary, "You shall have a son as I have made it so"?\n\nCan God just tell his creation to BE, with no questions asked?\n\nYes, God can. It is shown through Jesus, he is a miracle child. A child without a father. \n\n\nAnyone who questions me, I ask, calmly, to please give me CREDIBLE evidence that Jesus HIMSELF stated "I am the son of my creator" \n\nBy credible I mean a source which has NOT been changed from its original setting.


Your cousin is part of your family, and knows and loves you for what you are, including the fact that you are not a dedicated Catholic. Despite that, she chose you to be his godmother. Relax, you'll do a great job!


can a alcholic ever start 2 love me again?

The first thing an alcoholic must do to begin his/her recovery is to admit that he/she has a problem. So long as they are in denial no one can help them, no matter how much they love them. If your partner is accusing you of being hypocritical then he is surely in denial about his habit. It is very unlikely that your situation will get better until he realizes that his habit is costing him more than money. Leave him and be sure to tell him your real reasons as to why you are leaving him.


What are your thoughts on American gun control?

You're not an American, so I don't expect you to understand. To be fair, a lot of Americans don't, either. The right to keep and bear arms is way up there on the Bill of Rights (#2 to be exact). Getting rid of the guns from the general public, which is impossible by the way, wouldn't get rid of the guns owned by criminals who have no respect for any law. We have already dabbled with the concept of prohibition, and it was a disaster. Criminals will always have guns, regardless of whether or not the second amendment is repealed. All that would do is disarm law abiding citizens who aren't even the problem.


rock on, rock on. uhm, try online. look for local clubs and on internet for personals and ask them


Does Yahoo answers remind you of Who's Line Is It Anyway?

LOL yea! specially stupid questions with smartass answers


What is the most interesting place you've had sex in?

In Princess Diana's mausoleum in Althorp Park, Northamptonshire, UK.


Financial Management and Accountability (PFMA). PFMA encompasses government capacity to raise revenues, set spending priorities, allocate resources and to effectively manage the delivery of those resources. Effective public financial management is therefore central to governments' ability to deliver services to their citizens and to alleviate poverty. PFMA is also central to the concerns of donors, since good quality financial reporting is crucial for the effective implementation of development programmes and for accountability in the use of aid.


POLITICAL SCIENCE VS NURSING?! what course should I choose for collge???????

well, it's up to you. what field are you more interested in? people more likely suceed when they love what they do.\n\nbut when you graduate, i think you'll get a job faster in nursing..


Why does a swimmer hyperventilate before diving in and then is under for 5 min and dies?

Hypervenilating removes extra carbon dioxide from the blood.  Our urge to breathe is not driven by lack of oxygen, but by extra CO2 building up; this also affects blood pH, as it forms carbonic acid, so low pH stimulates breathing, too.\n\nThus, the person can hold their breath longer, after hyperventilating.  he / she will not be forced to surface to breathe, to relieve the urge to remove more CO2.\n\nHowever, they will have disturbed their blood pH, which can cause the brain to malfunction, leading to loss of muscular control, and to drowning.\n\nThey might get low on oxygen, too.  Normally, we carry plenty of oxygen in our bodies; even the air we breathe out has plenty of oxygen in it, and can be forced into the lungs of an unconscious person, in "mouth to mouth resuscitation".  IRC the proper name for this is "expired air resuscitation" but I am not sure.


What will be the ultimate end of this universe and why?

Well we've been through and ice age and a flood. I am guessing our planet will go up in a bid ball of fire...explains the ozone layer hey?


Do I need to take statins for the rest of my life after having two heart attacks?

It's usually a long-term treatment - you may have to take it for the rest of your life. Studies have shown that daily treatment with a statin drug for around five years reduces the risk of a major heart problem by about 30 per cent, with benefits obvious after about six months of treatment. The risk of a stroke is also reduced by up to 32 per cent.


Should We get rid of the current gun laws?

In a ideal situation we should remove the laws that restrict posession by law abiding citizens.\n\nBut more importantly...\n\nENFORCE the laws we already have.


What was Mark Waugh’s highest score at World Cup 1996?

130 Vs Kenya,  at Vishakapatnam on 23-02-96


When a guy does not respond to sms/emails saying that he is busy, what should I do?

maybe he is atually really busy.. give him some time....


What turns a girl on? What turns her off?

turn ons:\n-calling her just to say hi\n-smiling at her when you see her\n-being a gentleman\n-telling her how much you care...and meaning it!\n-cuddling\n-hugs\n-doing things she likes to do\n-etc. etc.\n\nTurn offs:\n-not controling your body functions around her\n-treating her like one of the guys"\n-ignoring her when you're with your friends\ndoing things you know she hates\n-etc. etc.\n\nGood Luck and hope that helped


I need to upload a book called stargirl.?

Is it this:\nStargirl written by Jerry Spinelli\n\nIf so, try \nhttp://www.e-book.com.au/freebooks.htm


what would make someone have trouble breathing in their home?

Most likely it is the air quality inyour home.\nIndoor pollution sources that release gases or particles into the air are the primary cause of indoor air quality problems in homes. Inadequate ventilation can increase indoor pollutant levels by not bringing in enough outdoor air to dilute emissions from indoor sources and by not carrying indoor air pollutants out of the home. High temperature and humidity levels can also increase concentrations of some pollutants.\n\nThere are many sources of indoor air pollution in any home. These include combustion sources such as oil, gas, kerosene, coal, wood, and tobacco products; building materials and furnishings as diverse as deteriorated, asbestos-containing insulation, wet or damp carpet, and cabinetry or furniture made of certain pressed wood products; products for household cleaning and maintenance, personal care, or hobbies; central heating and cooling systems and humidification devices; and outdoor sources such as radon, pesticides, and outdoor air pollution.\n\nThe relative importance of any single source depends on how much of a given pollutant it emits and how hazardous those emissions are. In some cases, factors such as how old the source is and whether it is properly maintained are significant. For example, an improperly adjusted gas stove can emit significantly more carbon monoxide than one that is properly adjusted.\n\nSome sources, such as building materials, furnishings, and household products like air fresheners, release pollutants more or less continuously. Other sources, related to activities carried out in the home, release pollutants intermittently. These include smoking, the use of unvented or malfunctioning stoves, furnaces, or space heaters, the use of ozone generating air cleaners/purifiers, the use of solvents in cleaning and hobby activities, the use of paint strippers in redecorating activities, and the use of cleaning products and pesticides in housekeeping. High pollutant concentrations can remain in the air for long periods after some of these activities.\n\nIf too little outdoor air enters a home, pollutants can accumulate to levels that can pose health and comfort problems. Unless they are built with special mechanical means of ventilation, homes that are designed and constructed to minimize the amount of outdoor air that can "leak" into and out of the home may have higher pollutant levels than other homes. However, because some weather conditions can drastically reduce the amount of outdoor air that enters a home, pollutants can build up even in homes that are normally considered "leaky."\nhttp://www.epa.gov/iaq/homes/index.html


God has told you "thou shalt not kill" ! then why do u kill animals and even eat them too!?

I myself am a member of P.E.T.A.\n\nPeople\nEatin'\nTasty\nAnimals


at 11 years old can you love somebody in your school... not in your family?

No honey you have a crush but you can like the guy but don't fall for anything that kids say now a days you be more disappoint with your self for falling for anything that they say. I've been there and done it, now it's biting me in the ***.


who thinks stone cold and hogan would be the greatest match ever?

no not really cuz neither of them can wrestle. hogan is old and stone has a bad knee. but a good fight would be HBK and Bret Hart again for the title with out Vince.


What's the latest on Barcelona v's Milan?

Milan keeps pressing and Ronaldinho is giving a show ! He just gave an amazing pass to Giuly, who scored!\n1 X0 Barcelona!\n\nAt 57'\n\nGame Over!!!


The show Wicked features music and lyrics by Stephen Schwartz (Godspell, Pippin, Academy Award winner for Pocahontas and The Prince of Egypt) and book by Winnie Holzman ("My So Called Life," "Once And Again" and "thirtysomething"), and is based on the best-selling novel by Gregory Maguire.


How long do you have to file an original will after someone passes away?

This varies entirely by state.  Call one of two people:\n1) the clerk in the probate court in your state (the laws will be the same for every county in your state), or\n\n2) a probate attorney in your state.\n\nThey will know.


Do you know The Man From Yesterday/Mr. Pop History? He claims to have to best '60's site at mrpophistory.com

Thats probobly you, trying to get people to your site.................. as monty python said...spam spam spam spam


IE6/tool/option/advanced/restore\nor ad/remove programs inter. explorer/ repair


will you take a break from that homework?

I remember once having a teacher give us a copy of a multiple choice test, telling us that that would be the EXACT test.\n\nWhat did I do?  I took a Magic Rub eraser and systematically punched holes in it with my mechanical pencil.  Each row of pinpricks would represent an answer to a question.  1 hole for an A, 2 for a B, 3 for a C, and so forth.  If anyone else saw it, they wouldn't suspect anything at all because they wouldn't know the orientation of the rows. How'd I do on the test?  A+!\n\nFor you, I'd say this.  Have your group sit within visible distance of each other's hands.  Whatever signals you use, don't make noise of any sort.  Wave your pencil sideways "x" times to signal the question number.  Nod the pencil up and down "x" times to signal the answer (1 for a, 2 for b,c, or d).  Then have a "reset" signal in case you incorrectly signaled something, maybe scratch your head.


By giving God control of your life do you find that you have more freedom in life?

Yes, I do.  It is not taking back that control, that is a skill I must master!!  Freedom also means responsibility, and that is something else we as Christians must take seriously.  Blessings.


HELPneed to find jean smithe and jillian briggs?

There are a couple of site you can use:\nwww.zabasearch.com and www.anywho.com.


I just heard my gaudrian angel heave a big sigh and say he really needed a drink. Should I be worried?


If people in polland are called poles, why isn't holland people called holes?

First of all it is spelt Poland with one L and the 'Pol' part of Poland is pronounced the same as the 'Pol' part of Poles.  The 'Ho'part of Holland is pronounced Haw, not 'Ho' so to call them Holes wouldnt make sense.  Also the correct term for Holland is The Netherlands and English speaking people only call people from Holland Dutch, which I think is derived from the Dutch word for German, although Holland and Germany are 2 different countries and each has their own language.  Hope this helps.


if i am to take a mans life for killing my brother, the courts make me swear on the bible, why am i guilty?

The bible may say an eye for an eye. But one of the 10 commandments is Thou shalt not kill. No exceptions!


what is the theory behind plate tectonics?

The basic idea is that the earth's land mass was unified hundreds of millions of years ago, but has been gradually pulling apart since then.\nAnd large land masses are resting on huge plates. The plates bump against each other, and when one of them shifts,\nyou have an earthquake.\nThink of it like a jigsaw puzzle, but with continent-sized pieces.\n\nFor lots of pictures of plates, and faults, visit here:\nhttp://www.seismo.unr.edu/ftp/pub/louie/class/100/plate-tectonics.html


if i reinstall itunes, will my songs be erased? or will they still be there?

No, if you reinstall itunes all of the songs will be there but you have to import them again. "they won't be erased"\nif you need more help ask me without hesitating.


what is your alls opinion on the imagration reform?

They need to come up with a compromise solution.  I am a naturalized citizen, I can appreciate how hard it is for the illegal immigrants.  The problem now is that all immigrants legal and illegal are treated badly.  Do you know that since Bush Administration took over the process of getting a US green card has stalled totally.  I got friends and coworkers that have been waiting for 5 years.  What is up with that?  I think immigrant should be treated better, if we are the nation we say we are.


Do black men really have bigger schwanzas or is that a myth?

I have been with a cpl black men and they r not all big...The last one I was with was 5in erect and thats like an average of most white men...


What happened in Thailand to cause the 1997 financial crisis?

Land speculation.  Thais prize land more than anything else.  They give it as gifts to children, they invest in it like we buy stocks and savings bonds.  Every couple of decades or so they start bidding up land for some reason.  As the fervor builds, prices reach unreasonable and unsustainable levels, then the whole thing crumbles.  It's not unlike a stock run-up, except that the result is even more devastating.


How can I help bring in some additional income to support my family?

You said you had business cards made up.  Where or who did you hand those out to?  Hand them out to people you know through any social organization that you are a part of.  There should also be a local chapter for business women in your city where you can network.  Another way to pick up business is through word of mouth.  Something you could try is offering a discount or another incentive to your current clients if they refer someone to you.


Is LARRY HUGEH gona play 2nite agains 76ers please tell me ty?

They say that Larry Hughes has a 25% chance of playing.\n\nThe Cavs can't do anything in the playoffs without him.


do the girls try to show their breasts to the boy they like when the boy doesnt know that she likes him?


Where are your favourite BDsM Munches?  And why?

I live in Georgia. We have several Munches all around so it would be hard to find just one. . . lol espcially since i'm a Munch host myself. . . \n\nMy best advice, try as many as you can, find one that is at a good time and place for you. Once you find the "right" one you will know it.


Just got a new Fax machine, how do I test it?

Fax someone. Do you have anyones Biz Card just say testing on it or something else thats simple.


I'm doing a poll on who is the hottest guy?


Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

lol nope but nice way of thinking!\n\n"As a practical means of passing over such natural obstacles as canals and brooks, pole vaulting has been used in many parts of the world, such as in the marshy provinces of Friesland in The Netherlands along the North Sea, and the great level of the fens of Cambridgeshire, Huntingdonshire, Lincolnshire and Norfolk. The artificial draining of these marshes brought into existence a network of open drains or canals intersecting each other at right angles. In order to cross these without getting wet, and at the same time avoid tedious roundabout journeys over the bridges, a stack of jumping poles was kept at every house, which were commonly used for vaulting over the canals. In Friesland, where it is called fierljeppen, it has continued to be a folkloristic activity with annual competitions. Broad-jumping with the pole, though the original form of the sport, has never found its way into organized athletics, the high jump being the only form recognized.\n\nModern competitions probably began around 1850 in Germany, when it was added to the gymnastic exercises of the Turner by Johann C. F. GutsMuths and Frederich L. Jahn. The modern pole vaulting technique was developed in the United States at the end of the nineteenth century. In Great Britain it was first commonly practised at the Caledonian games. Initially, vaulting poles were made from stiff materials such as bamboo or aluminium, until the introduction of flexible vaulting poles made from composites such as fiberglass or carbon fiber. Physical attributes such as speed and agility are essential to pole vaulting effectively, but technical skill is an equally if not more important element. The object is to clear a bar or stick supported upon two uprights without knocking it down. While women's pole vault records were kept for many years, the event only started to gain popularity in the 1990s."


You don't need a script to display the picture. A tag will do it.\n<img src="http://yoursite.com/pic.jpg">\nFor forums Every forum has forum codes. If you can't find the codes then one of these codes will work for you:\n[img=http://yoursite.com/pic.jpg] \n                OR\n[IMG]http://yoursite.com/pic.jpg[/IMG]\n\nAbove line ends with "pic.jpg[/IMG]\nHad to edit the post because full code wasn't showing".


The "Day of the Americas" is a day established by the governments of the American republics, like a symbol of its sovereignty and its voluntary union in a continental community. Every year, the 14 of April, or by presidential or legislative promulgation, the Pan-American Day and the Week are commemorated in great cities, towns and communities.\n \nWhat countries celebrate the Day of the Americas? \n\nArgentina Bolivia Brazil Chile Colombia Costa Rica Cuba Dominican Republic Ecuador El Salvador Guatemala Haiti Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama Paraguay Peru United States Uruguay Venezuela


If somebody wants to commit a crime, The punishment is a detterent to prevent such a move. I agree with you that there is no guarantee that after serving the required sentence, s/he will be a reformed person.Definitely, s/he feels isolated socially but we can,t let him go scot free otherwise more and more people feel inclined to indulge in such activities.


who is the active MLB player with the most lifetime triples?

steve finley, 114.\n\nbut if you were wondering, steve finley isn't even on the top 100 list for career triples.  sam crawford has 309.\n\ncheck out the link.


how to delete may avatar if its a boy and im a girl how do i change that?

1.go to http://avatars.yahoo.com \n2.sign in\n3.clik preferences\n4.clik change gender\n5.obviously u noe wad to do after this...rite?


Can you help me find a cabin in south carolina that has hot tub inside and a walking trail?

http://www.southcarolinaparks.com/\n\nDepends on what you are looking for.  You may have a hard time finding a hot tub and nature trails.  I would suggest Lake Jocasse, they had some very nice cabins there. Maybe a hot tub.  Just watch those mountain roads, they're a doozie!\n\nNow, if you are looking less rustic, check out some of the stuff on Hilton Head.  That is the expensive stuff.  Nice, but expensive.\n\nBut cabin and swimming pool and hot tub and walking trails is a hard match to make.


I'm with paanbahar. The Alaskan "Bridge to Nowhere" is the all-time crowning achievement in Congressional pork. Republican Senator Ted Stevens deserves his share of credit for this one too. No one can waste taxpayer money like these guys!!


do u think it's ok for your man to talk to his x onlie and on the phone without u knowing about it. sohethinks

Apparently you DO know about it, so that kinda changes the basis of your question...


i suffer from ectopic dermatits n cant stop the itchin. please help?

The thing to do is get some shampoo that contains tar. something like Nutragena T. Shampoo everyday with that and it should clear it up.


Main Entry: em·phat·ic \nPronunciation: im-'fa-tik, em-\nFunction: adjective\nEtymology: Greek emphatikos, from emphainein\n1 : uttered with or marked by emphasis\n2 : tending to express oneself in forceful speech or to take decisive action\n3 : attracting special attention\n4 : constituting or belonging to a set of tense forms in English consisting of the auxiliary do followed by an infinitive without to that are used to facilitate rhetorical inversion or to emphasize something


If you dropped a penny in a public restroom, would you bother picking it up?

Of course.  Money is money, right?  Save up enough pennies eventually you have a dollar.  Save up enough dollars eventually you have.....well, I think you get the idea.  Out of all the coins, the penny has always had a special place in my heart.  Poor thing just ends up sitting somewhere waiting....either in a change jar or a wallet or a public restroom floor.  People see a quarter and, sure, they forget that old crink in the back and immediately bend down to pick it up.  Wouldn't do that for the penny.  I guess all my grandmother's lectures of what it was like to live during the depression rest somewhere in the front of my mind.


Can you give me 9 examples of a haiku poem?

If you need more than one to get it, you're not all that bright.  Anyway, the first and third lines have 5 syllables and the 2nd line has 7 syllables.


my shirt says blonds "DO IT" better is that a true statement?

Let me answer that when I'm a blonde again.


I need the economic background for the Nile River?


i need information on dyne level testing procedures?


i m living in hostel doing engg. but i m not feeling good there i want to go outside i afraid frnd teacher too

New places can be frightening, I understand.\n\nTry to do it little by little, and it won't seem so scary. \nGo out for just a few minutes and stand by the door of the hostel. Just look around and watch what is going on outside. The next day, walk around a little bit. The next day, walk a little bit more. Eventually, you will feel more confident.\n\nThere is no reason to be so frightened that you don't leave the hostel. Don't let your fears make you a prisoner. Think about this: lots of people live in Pantnagar every single day, and they are all just fine moving about the city and living their lives. You will be okay, too.\n\nMaybe you could see if you can go out with some of the other people from your hostel? If you were with others, maybe you would not feel so frightened.\n\nBe brave, I know you can. Everything will be okay. Good luck! :)


Will Matt go before Vince in the NFL draft?

Matt will go 1st unless someone wants a runing QB , Matt will stand in the pocket a take the hits without panic.


In Afghanistan we are at war to destroy the base of operations that Al Qaeda had there. We have performed similiar missions in the Horn of Africa, The Phillipines, The Pankisi Gorge in Georgia, Pakistan as well as countless other locations that we don't know about. \n\nIn Iraq the point is to form a friendly government that will be a force for change in the region. Either by simply providing a monkey on Arab dictators backs (Nobody wants to screw with the US when a regional power is a major friend of theirs) or by actually sparking reforms and spreading democracy (like we saw in Lebanon and Syria.) \n\nOil is a plausible theory but ignores the fact that there are other countries that would be far more lucrative and oil rich targets then Iraq were we to simply want oil (Kazakhstan, Venezuela, Iran, etc.) Why not invade them instead if it's JUST for oil?


Most likely you are thinking of a respiratory infection that comes from breathing aerosolized Mycobacterium avium from an improperly maintained hot tub.\n\nSee this web site: \nhttp://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hot-tub-lung/AN00660


who's hotter..Zacky Vengeance or M.Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold?

Zacky rocks But Synsyter Gates can solo like a *****.hE FREAKIN ROCKS


what is the best gaming processor and video card?

AMD FX60 (around 1000.00) a GeForce 7900 GTX EXTREME at $549 (which is far from the most expensive video card...)\nIf you don't really want the best, then a AMD Athlon 64 X2 4800+ is $630 and a Geforce 7800GTX 256MB is around $500.\nAffordable is relative...


Can anyone out there advise me on what to do regarding revision before  taking the UK exam?

Why do you want to come to the U K? We're overcrowded already and it costs a fortune to pay Social Security benefits to all the illegals, asylum seekers and immigrants who won't work.


how long to you have to be married in tennessee to have an annulment?

Once your married for a period of time it can't be anulled so I'm not sure what you're asking or if you simply mistated your question.  Also certain actions preclude an anullment regardless of length of time.


Did God Mean Blood When He Said, "Milk and Honey,"?

God gave Israel to the Jews and it was inhabited when he gave it.  He then gave instructions how to conquor it.


Is the majority of Americans supportive of our Troops?

thanks for asking this question! I'm in the US Air Force, and it's awesome to see the support of all the people listed above.  we fight for you, for our families, for your families, and we want to keep this nation free for our kids, for your kids.  We're willing to die for you any day, and not many people realize that, so thanks for your support!


why can't i open additional window from the web?

I'm having a similar problem where I try to open up different windows and they will open, but they won't load anything. I was told that it could be my browser settings or there could be a virus on my computer. I've gotten it fixed many times and it keeps happening.


Guantanamo Bay is in Cuba where there is a base


Where can I find a list of common slang words, and up-to-date, online?


How do you think Bush and the criminal republicans will commemorate Earth Day Saturday?

By shooting some kittens and spilling some oil in Alaska.


heck I even wear beaters in the winter. that and jeans and flip flops all year round pretty much lol. just like to be comfortable


Does anybody know where I can find a programm/softwa... like "the chart" on the "The L Word"?

Try: http://www.codeproject.com/ or\nhttp://www.planetsourcecode.com/\n\nFew of the best sites i have known...


Originally was the conduit of trade between Eastern Europe (Ottoman Empire of Turkey) and China and what is now SE Asian countries.


Just put the question from Mathmatters 2 whether it is even or odd on Yahoo! Answers and you will find the answer in different methods within seconds.


Exactly who is a terrorist, and who is not? Ariel Sharon, Osama bin Laden, Nelson Mandela, Henry Kissinger?

Of that list, only Osama is a terrorist.


What is Weezer's best song to date? Album?

the sweater song\nthe blue album my fave


what do u do when the bathrooms at the office are nasty and u really need to go?

Wipe anything that's on the toilet and go.\nThen when I get home I take a shower immediately.


you went out with a guy that your sister likes and she gets mad does she have the right to get mad @ me?

If you stepped aside for every friend/relative that had a crush, you would never go out with a guy.  It is their fault they never did anything about it.


what is average life expectancy of a heart transplant recipient?

Of people who survive their first year after a heart transplant, the average life expectancy is 11.5 years. Over 90% of people who survive for 4 years after a heart transplant have no limitations on their activity, and 40% return to work. These statistics show a dramatic improvement over the high death rate common among people with class IV heart failure. These statistics also are the reason why heart transplants have grown in popularity as a treatment option for severe end-stage heart failure. The first year after a heart transplant is considered a critical time. The 1-year survival rate for transplant recipients during this period is 79%. This is a very high rate considering the complexity of the surgery and the risk of complications.


why won't my tower read my dvd? Print shop?

Are you sure you have a dvd reader  or just a cd drive???


Reggie Bush. The Texans just signed David Carr to an extension so that rules out a quarterback the only other possibility is the tackle out of Virginia which the Texans need but who takes a tackle with the first pick in the draft


weird email sent today 4/17/06 with words that when put together make no sense to someone that is not me <1

You probably have an email virus of some sort. I had to change my email address because of this, the emails weren't to me and it was using my email address to send junk to other people. Then one day I got about 100 emails from people saying- STOP SENDING ME THIS STUFF, LEAVE ME ALONE, etc. because my email address was being used. I don't know how this works but it is annoying!


Yes I think it is like the typical London white trash.


going out with friends every blue moon i have a boyfriend that don't likeit but he don't want to go nowhere

for crying out loud\nget rid of him\nto many guys would want you\ngo have fun'\nlife is way to short and it goes by way to fast for this type of stuff\nget rid of him now


Cool to laugh at, not cool to take seriously.


Why are christians so judgemental and nasty towards other people?

People who are only religious tend to be that way.\n\nIt is not so with true Christians. The only problem is that there are so many religious people out there giving the true Christains and Jesus himself a bad name.\n\nIt was the same way in Jesus' time. Jesus constantly rebuked the religious people of His day. They fought all of the time. But Jesus himself was not like them at all. \nEven still, people are still flawed, but Jesus is not. HIs love is perfect and unfailing. He loves you like crazy, no matter what anyone else says or does.\nGod bless.


how did americans feel about post-war prosperity?

thing is, war destroys wealth. the wealth comes from taxes which is taken from us before we get out checks on friday. we dont get it back, its destroyed. thers no prosperity after war, ever.


I like Him so much, but I don't want to seem desperate. We talk on the phone but he's never serious. HELP

you may need to talk person to person and after a bit get the topic to change so that when you ask him what his feelings are it won't seem out of the blue.


With Quicken 2006 how do I email annual data?

If you setup each client as a separate quicken file, you can e-mail them the quicken file when you want to share the transactions tracked in the file.\n\nNot sure about your question on "why don't CD automatically accept data"?  If you're using Window XP, you just need to drag and drop the files you want to copy into the CD-rom drive within Window Explorer, once you're all done copying, just need to right click the CD-Rom icon to committ the change by selecting "Write file to disc."


I am writing a paper about ethical issues. What do you all think is a good ethical issue i should address?

The illegal immigration issue is a really hot one right now


The purpose of the shading coil in some appliance motors is to?

This type of ac motor uses the shading coil (the shaded pole or poles) to change the phase shift of the magnetic flux or field.The rotor is usually a laminated cylinder.Whe the induced currents in the rotor are out-of-phase a torque is produced on the rotor.The electric meter on a house uses this type , and the rotor is the aluminum disc that rotates.It can be shown that when ther is a phase shift caused by the closed copper turn(s) that a torque is produced.


sailormoon question-is sailor chibi moon and chibi chibi the same person?

Chibi Chibi is supposed to be the star seed from Sailor Galaxia(villain). Sailor Galaxia was a good guy till a villain took over her body. Galaxia let go of her star seed so it wouldn't be corrupted and I guess to find help/hope. The star seed took the form of Chibi Chibi and voila! There you have it! That's the anime version, so the manga version could be waaaay different. Hmmm...I admit that's pretty sad I remember all that lol


In real life, we are who we are, who people see us as...online, we can be anyone we want, so if you're a waitress in real life, you can be a bank executive online, and unless you plan on meeting those you chat with or meet online, who's to know?  I use my real name on Yahoo!, have since 1997 when I started my account.  I choose to use coastalcutie because I live on the coast and think I'm halfway cute (not gorgeous, but passably decent looking!) But if you click on my link to my 360 page, you see me for who I am, and I will always present myself as me...after all, I am who I am and that's all that I am! (I think Popeye said that, didn't he??) LOL


why the greeks cannot accept the name Macedonia?!?

This is a general confusion! Greece of course is accepting the name Macedonia since it is a Greek name! The entire northern Greece is called the province of Macedonia (for the last 3000 years)! The problem is with a small state that emerge from Yugoslavia. That small state is called Republic of Makedonija or Fyrom (former Yugoslav republic of Macedonia) or Slav Macedonia. That small state instead of using its name its using the Greek name Macedonia or Makedonia trying desperately to link itself with the glory past of the Greek region (ancient Greek kingdom of Macedonia was the homeland of Alexander the Grate). That effort of course is not a problem! Everyone is entitle to link himself with any past he likes! It is totally acceptable! The problem is with the fact that the state of FYROM or Makedonija(pronounce as makedonitsa) is deliberately trying to prove that ancient Macedonia was not Greek and that real Macedonia in Greece should be returned to them since they use the same name! Remarkable isn't it!\nThe paranoia of that state is so incredible that although their language (makedonijian) is a Bulgarian dialect they refer to it as Macedonian. Although the last 50 years they were called Makedonijans or Slav Macedonians in recent years they refer to themselves only as Macedonians conveniently forgetting to say that they are Slavs.


Could any one to help me to get the book ( The Neoconservatives Revolution ) By Murray/Cambrigd university?


What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Ohhh, har.\n\n"Do I know what rhetorical means?" Homer Simpson


wich mandriva version must i use for the ahtlon?

Any 64-bit version if you want to take full advatage of your 64-bit CPU. Note that any 32-bit version will work as well.


What's something Grandma or Grandpa taught you that carries you through life?

dont think the world owes you something, rather, give something to the world


im not sure if girls like my dick hairy or should i shave it?

dont shave it all off!! ull look like a little boy! just keep it tidy


where can I find good programmers for java language?

Sun Micro the makers of Java have the best java community of programmers if your looking to hire.\n\nFor free open source code snippets and not full project design go to codeproject.com


What is the MLB record for most RBI in one inning?

Former Cardinal's third basemen Fernando Tatis chalked up 8 RBI in one inning against the Dodgers in 1999. He hit 2 Grand Slams in the same inning. The former record stood at 6.


do u think 101lbs is fat for a 13 year old?

I don't think she's fat at all!, my friend is skin and bones and thought she was fat, and she was trieng to loose weight, i kept telling her she's not and so did MANY other people, i also showed her the averge weight 4 a 13 year old online and she finally reliezed that she wasn't fat and stopped trieng to loose weight. Maybe you should do what i did and kept telling her she's not fat, try to get some of you guys friends support 2.


Recently stopped taking Birth Control Pills and having some weird reactions?

Don't freak out too much, it could be nothing!  I took birth-control pills for exactly the same reason and then just stopped taking them, my body flipped out and I felt really sick and my period was irregular for months.\n\nWait untill you finish your period this time and then start the pills, just as you did the first time.  You're okay.\n\nIf you're really worried, go to your doctor for more information.


what is commision junction in internet marketing and how does it work?

I have not visited commission junction in a lot of years, but it use to be a solid affiliate program resource.  It was a place where web developers could find plenty of sponsors to add to their web sites, and where sponsors could engage in programming that only paid web sites for results.  This was started by Amazon years and years ago and is still an effective means of both advertising and revenue generation for those with advertising space.


I self injure... many people call me a freak and shun me out of there lives...?

I know where you are at. Self injuring is a way to deal with pain and hurt. It seems easier to deal with the physical pain of cutting than the emotional pain of your hurt. This IS normal, but try to find someone to talk to. I used to cut myself when I was younger. I had a tough childhood and some really rocky relationships with boyfriends. Cutting felt good. I am married now. I do not cut anymore or think about hurting myself. I have a beautiful baby girl who is 10months old. I spoke to counselors and friends. You may not think so now, but they can be so benificial to your healing. \nMy husband knows of my past and of my cutting. My scars are a reminder of what USED to be. I was really depressed. At times when I look at my scars, I wish I hadnt have taken that razor and sliced my beautiful skin. But I did. I did what I did. I talked to my friends and family about my pain and they accepted it. Your friends/family will come around. They are acting that way towards you now because they don't understand. HELP them understand. REACH OUT to someone. I have never met you but I can tell you that EVERYONE is beautiful and unique in their own way. YOU are OK! If you have a family physician, try talking to them. TEll them you are feeling depressed. They maybe able to prescribe something for the chemical imbalance. It's NOT YOUR FAULT that you are depressed. A great majority of the world is depressed. And go figure with all the crap thats going on in the world today.\n\nRemember....ITS NOT YOUR FAULT...and you are NOT a freak!\nTake care...it WILL get better...


double the pleasure double the fun, two chicks are better than one


Yes it was,\n\nHappy are you when people . . . lyingly say every sort of wicked thing against you for my sake.—Matt. 5:11.\n\nJewish leaders said of the early Christians: “Truly as regards this sect it is known to us that everywhere it is spoken against.” (Acts 28:22) Paul and Silas were accused of having “overturned the inhabited earth,” acting “in opposition to the decrees of Caesar.” (Acts 17:6, 7) Such false accusations did not prevent the early Christians from carrying out their commission to preach the good news of the Kingdom. In 60-61 C.E., Paul was able to speak of the “good news” that was “bearing fruit and increasing in all the world” and that had been “preached in all creation that is under heaven.” (Col. 1:5, 6, 23) Today, Jehovah’s Witnesses are being falsely accused, even as the first-century Christians were. Yet, the work of preaching the Kingdom message prospers and brings those who share in it much happiness.


where did the expression O.K. come from?

I found this on line,\n\n"Devious Derivations: Popular Misconceptions -- and More than 1,000 True Origins of Common Words and Phrases" by Hugh Rawson (toExcel, Iuniverse.com, 1994, 2000). This reference has some new information on the origins listed here (new information in parenthesis), new origins and what could be the actual origin. \n\n: : 1. Orrin Kendall biscuits, which soldiers ate during the Civil War. \n: : 2. Short for Aux Cayes, a Haitian port that American sailors praised for its rum. \n: : 3. Old Keokuk, a Native American tribal chief who was said to have signed treaties with his initials. \n: : 4. OK stands for "all correct" or the illiterate phrase "Orl Korrect." \n: : 5. U.S. President Martin Van Buren's nickname "Old Kinderhook" -- OK for short. He was a native of Kinderhook, N.Y.\n: : 6. Choctaw word "okeh," (or "hoke") meaning "indeed" (or "It is so.")\n: : 7. Scottish "auch aye", meaning "ah yes." (Or "och aye," meaning "okay.")\n: : 8. From the French maritime phrase "au quai" meaning "at dock", and therefore at last safe from the ravages of the open sea.\n: : 9. '0 killed' - the report of the night's death toll during the First World War. \n: : 10. All clear after the shoot-out at O.K. Corral. \n: : 11. Instruments calibrated at an Observatory at Kew had, affixed to them, a stamp, or impression, to authenticate that calibration. This stamp was O K - Observatory Kew. \n\n: : New origins from Mr. Rawson's book:\n: : 12. The abbreviation is for Oberst Kommandant, German for "Colonel in Command," used by either -- take your pick -- a General Schliessen or Baron von Steuben when initialing letters and orders during the American Revolution.\n: : 13. It comes from the name of a freight agent, Obadiah Kelly, whose initials were widely disseminated on bills of lading.\n: : 14. The abbreviation is for Open Key, popularized by telegraphers in the 1860s.\n: : 15. It comes from the names of Lords Onslow and Kilbracken, who initialed bills after they were read and approved in England's House of Lords. \n: : 16. From a misreading of "Order Recorded" on official documents.\n: : 17. Or from Finnish "oikea," correct.\n: : 18. From the Greek "olla," all, plus "Kalla," good.\n\n: : Professor Allen Walker Read of Columbia University, "finally unveiled its (O.K.'s) origins in a series of magisterial articles in 'American Speech' in 1963 and 1964.What Professor Read discovered was that the abbreviation arose in a humorous manner at a time when Americans were indulging in a great deal of wordplay, including abbreviations, acronyms, puns and intentional mispronunciations and misspellings. The earliest example of O.K. that he unearthed (and it is so far still the oldest known specimen) is from the Boston 'Morning Post' of March 23, 1839. It appears in connection with a note by the paper's editor, Charles Gordon Greene, about a visit to New York of some members of the local Anti-Bell-Ringing Society. (The A.B.R.S., as it was usually known, was itself something of a joke, having been formed the previous year to oppose -- its name to the contrary -- an ordinance of the Boston Common Council against ringing dinner bells.) In an aside, Mr. Greene suggested that if the Bostonians were to return home via Providence, they might be greeted by one of his rivals, the editor of that city's 'Journal,' who 'would have the 'contribution box,' et ceteras, o.k. -- all correct -- and cause the corks to fly, like sparks, upward.'.Thus, it appears that O.K. was invented, possibly by Greene, as an abbreviation of the jocular 'Oll' or perhaps 'Orl korrect,' meaning "All right.' This explanation would seem farfetched, except for Read's finding that it dovetai


That is a stereotype started by jealous uggos with no physique.  If they were gay they would dance ONLY for men since I hear men make up most of the overall audience and tip better


Is additional equipment installation required in my home in order to upgrade to DSL ?

you need... \na network card install on you pc\na router if you want to share internet connection with other pc, wireless if you have difficulties do wiring.\na broadband modem that compile with with dsl providers spec., your dsl provider probably supply that too, see what option they got, if they sell it, they usually charge more than retail.\nline filters for your land line phone, 1 for each phone at your place, if you use voip, you dont need them, your dsl provider would supply that too.


Does anyone do evelope stuffing at home as a job?

That is a scam. They get you to pay money and then they give you worthless advice. There are machines that stuff envelopes for a lot less than human beings do it.


what is the answer to this algebra equation 90514.5+.35(x-311,950)?

What is it equal to?  PEMDAS.  Parenthesis, exponents, multiply, divide, add, subract.  That is the order of operations.  So for this problem you would multiply through by 0.35.  Then isolate X by subtracting 90514.5 from both sides.  Then you would add 109.1825 from both sides.


did you ever get a good/useful answer on yahoo answers???

Most of the answers are so TYPICAL!  I read a question and I already know what 90% of the answers will be.  I don't find it usefull.  Just entertaining.  I try to make it funny sometimes.


recommend me the best doctors in Los angeles Area Please ^^ especially for the child skin?

I know of a great childrens doctor in Redondo Beach, but he's not a dermatologist.  If you need the contact info please message me.


Where can you buy High School Musical on VHS and DVD?

It will be coming out at the end of May.  So you can not buy it quite yet unless you preorder it.


Why are americans so brain washed by the media?

Why would you assume people are brainwashed? Why would you settle for the easy answer of blaming the media for social woes? Why not think a little harder and not take the easy way out?


How do you get the smell of smoke out of a camper? And off the walls, off the shelf products DO NOT WORK???

My sister had this similar problem..I told her to go to the store such as Home Depot etc and ask them for T.S.P. or Tri Sodium Phosphate..make sure you are wearing good rubber gloves and read the directions for cleaning..it works well for taking smoke stains off house walls also..then make sure any unused product is kept out of reach of children and water..this can get to be nasty stuff.


Oh hi, \nType in'WWW.MINICLIP.COM'\nit's a great website \nyou'll love it \ni'm being serious\nOR\nif you go on Yahoo search type in games.


Answer these Futurama questions for the points, they're easy!!!?

1) Anglyne\n2) Amphibios 9\n3) Xmas\n4) Professor Ogden Wernstrum\n5) ??\n6) Can be either Nibblonians or Eternians\n7) ??\n8) Dork\n9) Please don't drink the emperor (I think??)\n10)LSD


what year did the Lakers organization start?

I think 1947\nCheck out the website below


Who can help me to get the scholarship? Please, I want to continue my study....?


which pigment are present in potato ? ..are th pigments located in chloroplast, chromoplast, or vacules?

The actual potato you eat is in the ground so it does not have chloroplasts or chromoplasts, and the vacules never have pigment. the part of the spud that has pigment is the above ground part and the pigment is in the chloroplasts.


In Pro/E model appears white instead of by default Grey.what may be the problem? plz provide solution.?

Your defaults probably got messed up.  I am sure if you search PTC's website they canc tell you how to reset you default settings.  When you save a model that should also save you color.


Did you know these facts about the USA? Shocking??

Sounds like left-wing propaganda to me.  I am an American engineer and no foreigner can hold a candle to me.  If you're not happy with the United States, please ride on an American-made Boeing jet to whatever foreign land you like.


2.15g sample of KCL-KCLO3 mixture is decomposed by heating and produces 90.2cm3 O2(g).?

Hmmm, a multi-step problem!  Love those!\n\nFirst, you will need to know how many moles of oxygen are generated.  For that, you will need to use the Ideal Gas Law:\n\nPV = nRT\n\nYou need to solve for n = PV/RT, and since you know the volume, pressure, and temperature, and the value of R is a constant, this is an easy calculation.\n\nThen, from the equation:  \n\nKClO3 ===> KCl + 1.5 O2\n\nyou can work backwards to determine the number of moles of KClO3 you started with (one mole of KClO3 generates one and a half moles of oxygen, thus the number of moles of KClO3 you started with will be 2/3 of the number of moles of oxygen generated).  Knowing how many moles of KClO3 you had, you can then determine the starting mass of the KClO3, then find out what percentage that was of your original starting mixture.\n\nGood Luck!


I need to start applying for Social Security Disability....what's the best way to get started?

My father in law had to go through a lot of paperwork before he got on. Just remember that it is a long process and you have to go to each and every appointment without fail. The first time you will always be denied. Your doctor is the only link you will have to getting on so make sure that your doctor is behind you 100%. It is going to take about 2 years before you start drawing a disability check so hang in there. Don't hire one of those lawyers who say they can help because you will end up paying money to them unnecessarily. It is possible to do it on your own. It is just one BIG headache.


Do you think an introvert can ever develop an outgoing personality by keeping his true self.?

I used to be the exact same way and now I am a "social butterfly". Definitely follow your heart. Life has it's own natural path. Be patient, be you, but most of all be happy. :^)


is there anyone who loves black eyed peas like me?and please give their 5 coolest songs?

I LOVE the Black Eyed Peas! I think the 5 best songs are:\n1. My Humps\n2. Where Is The Love\n3. My Style\n4. Let's Get It Started\n5. Don't Phunk With My Heart


How defragmentation works for the computers?

Introduction\nIt's essential that an operating system be able to maintain your disks at peak levels of reliability and performance. The Windows® 2000 operating system does this through a built-in system tool called Disk Defragmenter. Disk Defragmenter was developed through a collaborative effort between Microsoft Corporation and Executive Software International. Read on to learn more about disk fragmentation and defragmentation, and how Disk Defragmenter supports the maintenance of disk efficiency.\n\nTop of page\nTypes of Fragmentation\nFragmentation is caused by creating and deleting files and folders, installing new software, and downloading files from the Internet. Computers do not necessarily save an entire file or folder in a single space on a disk; they're saved in the first available space. After a large portion of a disk has been used, most of the subsequent files and folders are saved in pieces across the volume. (In this discussion the terms disk and volume are used interchangeably.) When you delete files or folders, the empty spaces left behind are filled in randomly as you store new ones. This is how fragmentation occurs. The more fragmented the volume is, the slower the computer's file input and output performance will be. There are two main types of disk fragmentation: file fragmentation and free space fragmentation.\n\nFile Fragmentation\nA file with all its parts stored in one location on a disk is described as "contiguous." If a file is not contiguous, it's fragmented; broken into pieces that are scattered throughout the disk. All Windows NT® and Windows 2000 file types—File Allocation Table (FAT) and NTFS file system (NTFS)—are susceptible to fragmentation.\n\nFile fragmentation has a negative effect on disk performance because the disk head requires more time to move around to different points on the disk to read scattered file parts. This is a primary reason for the gradual degradation of system performance—and the specific cause of longer reads and extended reboots.\n\nFree Space Fragmentation\nA partially full disk contains unused space, known as free space. Ideally, this space would be available in a few contiguous portions of the disk. And while it's good to have free space, it's not good if it's fragmented. Free space fragmentation refers to file space that's broken into small pieces, rather than joined together. This type of fragmentation results in slowed performance because of the time it takes for the disk head to move to different points on the disk to find free space and then write the file. Fragmented free space also increases the possibility of file fragmentation; when a file is larger than the space it's being written to, the file fragments.\n\nTop of page\nAnalyzing Defragmentation\nDefragmentation is the process of rewriting non-contiguous parts of a file to contiguous sectors on a disk for the purpose of increasing data access and retrieval speeds. Because FAT and NTFS disks can deteriorate and become badly fragmented over time, defragmentation is vital for optimal system performance.\n\nFragmentation Analysis Study\nHow fragmented can a system get? In June 1999 the American Business Research Corporation of Irvine, California performed a fragmentation analysis and found that, out of 100 corporate offices that were not using a defragmenter, 50 percent of the respondents had server files with 2,000 to 10,000 fragments—and another 33 percent had files that were fragmented into 10,333 to 95,000 pieces. In all cases the results were the same: Servers and workstations experienced a significant degradation in performance.\n\nGood Housekeeping\nEven a new computer system will experience disk fragmentation because loading the operating system results in both file and free space fragmentation. You can test this by loading the operating system onto a new machine, and then run the analysis function of Disk Defragmenter (explained below).\n\nFor t


It takes time ,but if u agree that u r wrong for the time being,it will make her think for a while.It gives two opportunities\n 1.Fight over\n 2.You can talk about it freely


what are some enjoyable things to do in Homdel, NJ?

Take in a concert at the PNC arts center...


Nairobi. By the way, don't you think it would have been easier to get the answer from a search engine or Wilkipedia than asking it here?\nFor something as basic as a capital city?


How do I determine the right amount of chemicals to start up my new pool?

Take a water sample to your pool store. They will test the water and tell you exactly what you need chemically to put in your pool.


Can anyone give me great examples of HYPOCRISY?

Hypocrisy comes from the ancient art of acting.  Actors would wear masks to become the character they were supposed to be portraying -they were called hypocrites.  Anyone (everyone) today wears a mask at one point or another ("...here comes Mary. Pretend you like her."  "Good morning officer, what seems to be the problem?")  The great examples of hypocrisy you seek are all around you - and the greatest are those who claim that they are not practitioners of the art.


Could you let me know the meaning of "yari, yari"? I'm not sure about spellings, but it sounds like that.

yari=yatta=hurray!\n\nyari=one of weapons\n\nbut it repeats twice???\n"yare yare"=well.../sigh\n"yare yare!"=do it,do it!!\n\nif it's in Japanese.


Depends entirely on the species of star fish.\n\nThere are about 1800 different species of sea star (Echinoderms of the Class Asteroidea) and they occur in all of the world's oceans.  Some are adapted to live in warm, coastal seas and coral reefs, others prefer deep, dark cold environs.\n\nThere are even some that are found around the super-heated waters of the deep sea hydrothermal vents also known as 'black smokers'.


"Necrotic" just means dead, so one would think that yes, this is possible.  More likely you are looking at trapped dried blood, or a perticularly nasty bruise.  What were you cut with? It could also be infected with something nasty.  \n\nIf you have no feeling in it, you might think about seeing a doctor, but if it is complaining, it's probably healing.


What are some REALLY good fast facts abouth the United Kingdom?? PLEASE i need it really badly!!!!?

Well, that's a pretty open question lol\n\nThe United Kingdom comprises of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. The population is around 58 million, and the capital is London.\n\nThe inhabitants are more likely to identify as coming from their constituent countries, and England is the dominant country in the union. Despite this, England is the only member not to have it's own democratic process, and all English law is made by the Houses of Parliament along with law for the whole union.\n\nIt is a constitutional monarchy, currently led by Queen Elizabeth II. However, the real power rests with the democratically elected parliament with the Queen acting as a figurehead. Theoretically, all new acts of parliament still have to be approved by the queen before passing into law however, and it is the Queen who requests the leader of the political party to form "her government".\n\nOther major cities include Cardiff (capital of Wales), Edinburgh (capital of Scotland) and Belfast (capital of Northern Ireland). Within England the major cities include Birmingham, Manchester, Leeds, Newcastle, Sheffield and Liverpool.\n\nI could go on forever... I hope there are enough facts there though lol


who sets the price of gas per gallon for the USA?

Major Factors affecting price:\n\n1. OPEC's supply (inverse relationship... lower=higher)\n\n2. cost and ability to refine \n\n3. taxes imposed by local, state and federal government\n\n4. consumption (demand)


I make $14.00 and hour wiping butt, is it really worth it?

I take it your a CNA and your going to nursing school.  Stick with it and learn as much as you can.  Just because you are going to be a nurse doesn't mean you won't have to wipe butts anymore but do what I did.  Become a pediatric nurse or a neo-natal nurse.  You wipe butts but they are small and don't take as long.  I love it (being a peds nurse, not wiping butts).  After you graduate,  you'll be making at least 22 dollars/hr.  Good luck.


He is second terriost to you. I bet he is shocking and awing your wife right now.


do you have a diagram of an x ray machine?


What are the negative  effects of spending too much time on the internet ?

Well, the internet is a wonderous thing. Like you said, you can use it for almost anything, and the answer to everything you want to know is right at your fingertips. The likelihood for all of us is that we will become dependant on it in some way. Net addiction is a real and serious thing, and some people do let it take over their lives. When one finds one's self neglecting real life friends and obligations it's time to step back from the PC for a breather. I find it easiest to turn off the computer completely so I'm not so tempted to sit down and have one quick game every time I have to come into the computer room for something.


Help With Word Grid! As Many 4 Letter Words As Possible Please!?

...\n\nGREY\nCARE\nHARE\nHEAR\nONES\nLIED\nRARE\nTEAR\nZONE\nCORE\nROCK\nLONE\nSOAR\nHECK\nEATS\nTEAS\nHERS\nGRRS\nKONS\nTECH\nRECK\nRUIN\nDIAL\nCORK\nYEAR\nRAYS\nTONS\nNOTS\nTENS\nNETS\nLETS\nCARS\nCATS\nREAL\n\nenough?\n\n(Tip: After finding a word, you just switch around the letters to get more words\nAnother Tip: Add "s" to three letter words)


summary of aliens in the basement? by: suzan reid?

You can likely find a summary on amazon.com.  Just put in the book title and/or author -- the publisher's summary should be near the bottom of the page.


how are the league of nations and the united nations similar.?

Both turned into corrupt, cowardly tea-sipping debate societies instead of actually helping people.\n\nIn the 1930's, the LoN couldn't even decide to send a stern letter to Moussolini for invading Ethiopia, let alone call for an embargo or boycott.\n\nWitness the UN. They sat on their hands while 750,000 people were brutally murdered in Rwanda. They can't seem to find anything wrong in Sudan, where government sponsored forces have murdered over 1 million people. They sat idly by while UN troops raped women and children they were supposed to be protecting. They participated in the Oil-for-Food scandal that fed $25 billion back to Saddam. The UN Human Rights commission has some of the worst offenders as members.\n\nThe UN has achieved, like the LoN, it's point of absolute  uselessness. Time to get those freeloading do-nothings out of this country.\n\nLet us establish a League of free and democratic countries, and leave all the scummy little tyrants out of it.


Because is fairly obvious with the intelligence level of this forum that no one has the common sense to realise that picking fruit for a job is not a job which requires the use of the brain, so perfect for the idiots on this board.


i need info. on an R-series mondaine designer watch.it has a blackface,w/min,sec,milli second and 2 timezone?


what would happen to the blood after the moment of death granting embalming never takes place?

blood being living cells would die and rot...you dont breath when youre dead, so they arent collecting any oxygen, yes like that other person, it will coagulate.  Also your heart isnt pumping so it will not be able to move through the vessels without this pressure, so it will clot...it isnt common for it to build up in the vessels, but the amount of time it was out will determine what happens...it is one of the factors that help crime investigators tell how long something has been dead..CSI/Law&Order-esque


pshhh ummm like duh\n\nyou really dont know this.....wwwwoooooowwwwww\n\nthis is like common 'since' baby gurl\n\nyour like really losing kewl points by not knowing this\n\nanyway\n\nOBY LUS LEE is day breaks like night would totally fix her\n\nI would totally like fix you if you broke babi gurl


MY SISTER HAD THESE WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG..BOILS AS THEY WERE REFERRED TO,CAUSED(ACCORDING TO HER DOCTOR BACK THEN FROM MALNUTRISION WHICH SHE WAS FAR FROM,LOL.SHE WAS NOT PRESCRIBED ANYTHING FOR THIS AND EVENTUALLY THEY WENT AWAY.


why didnt the toronto maple leafs not make the playoffs? and how do u feel about that?

Die hard leafs fan here... I'm glad we didn't make it, we need to rebuild from the ground up. We gotta get rid of berg, lindros, oniel etc. I'd keep allison. 60 points in 66 games is respectable. Our goalie and defence situation will br taken care of in the off season... and no i don't believe aubin will be #1. Paul Maurice will be moved up as head coach i couldn't be happier about that. If you have watched any marlies games you know hes got a great raport with the youngsters. I think we will see a much younger team next season...\n\nOh one more thing sens are out in the second round...thats my predictions... WINGS will take the cup.


If reincarnation did occur, what would be the poing since nobody could remember their past lives?

There are four laws of karma:\n1. Karma is fixed.\n2. Karma increases.\n3. Karmic results are only experienced by one who created the cause for that experience.\n4. Karmic seeds do not lose their potency of their own accord.\n\nRegarding #2 - both positive and negative karmic results increase in potency unless they are obstructed. Positive results can be obstructed by anger, and other negative actions. Negative results can be obstructed through the directed positive actions of our Dharma practice, the Four Opponent Powers and so forth.\n\nRegarding #4 - 'of their own accord' means that unless we intervene with directed positive Dharma actions to purify and transform negative actions, those actions will never lose potency. They will perpetually have the power to bring us suffering.\n\nWe carry the karmic seeds of our actions around with us until we transform (purify) them, or until they meet the right causes and conditions to ripen. It is said that most of the karma that we create in this lifetime will ripen in future.\n\nBuddhist do not believe in an eternal soul. It is the mind-stream, not the soul, which goes through rebirth and cycles in existence. The mind-stream is ever-changing though, like the Ganges River.\n\nThe Buddha stated three things which are misunderstandings about karma ---that everything:\n1) Is here due to no reason\n2) Is the creation of a god\n3) Is completely controlled by karma (so it becomes like a fate).\n\nWe can go on and on about how people suffer, whether someone is born without an arm or whether one is persecuted during a war or holocaust. I think the misunderstanding is the person who asked you the question is assuming that karma is a fate system. Karma is not a fate system.\n\nKarma plants a seed, and when certain conditions are around, that karmic seed ripens. Your life is not predetermined.\n\nIf one assumes any of those "three misunderstandings" the question seems right. If everything is here due to no reason, it would be a very sad that someone is born in a very bad condition. If everything is due to a God's creation, it is horrible that God allowed this to take place and allowed such bad conditions to take place. If everything is a fate system, then we are merely robots who have not much control over the outcome of anything.\n\nBut Buddha taught none of these, and karma does not fall into these misunderstandings. The seed for the particular karma was present and was able to ripen under the conditions (such as an unhealthy maternity)... not because it was predetermined!


whats the best remedy for caffine addiction?????

start by slowly withdrawing your caffeine drinks, substitute non caffeine  drinks and drink lots of water.  it may take 3 to 4 wks, be positive and start slowly. good luck


GO TO WWW.USCIS.GOV AND CHECK FOR HOW YOU CAN APPLY FOR REFUGEE OR ASYLUM.\n\nOR GO TO IMMIGRATION LAWYER AND TALK ABOUT IT. . .


Nope I don't. It doesn't matter though. Lots of people will say he does, but he still doesn't. I will never understand how something that has so little to do with real life can be so important to so many people. No God, no problem.