Check out these perverted riddles..tell me what u think?

I think they're funny.\n\nHere's one for you:\n\nThis guy goes into a bar after a promotion to celebrate with his buddies. After a few drinks he notices, behind the bar, a big jar stuffed with $50 bills, so he asks the bartender about it.\n\nThe bartender replies, "Oh that's just a running bet we have here. You gotta pay $50 into the pot & if you complete 3 tasks, you win the whole jar. As you can see, no one has ever won."\n\nAfter a few more beers & 2 shots of Tequila, the man announces in a slightly tipsy voice, "Screw it, I just got a raise. I can afford to lose $50!" & he slams a $50 on the bar. "OK. What do I gotta do?"\n\n"Well," says the bartender "like I said, there are 3 tasks. First you gotta finish a whole bottle of our homemade 200 proof Fire Water, after that you gotta help my pit bull tied up out back. He's got a sore tooth & you have to go pull it out for him. If you survive THAT, you have to go upstairs & persuade the lady upstairs to have sex with you. She's a virgin & she's 106 years old. Raping her is obviously out of the question."\n\n"Fair enough" said the half-drunk man. The alcohol coursing through his veins had emboldened him. "Gimme that Fire Water!" & lo & behold, he managed, to everyone's shock to finish the whole bottle without pause. \n\nBarely able to keep the contents of his stomach down, he was turned & nudged, by the astonished bartender in the direction of the back door, where the dog was tied up outside. The man stumbled drunkenly through the door & bravely slammed it closed behind him. A fierce barking, accompanied by breaking glass, garbage cans smashing, yelling & groaning erupted outside. After a minute or so of this racket, a loud dog yelp, followed by it's whining was heard.\n\nShortly afterwards, the man stumbled back through the door, his clothes torn, blood dripping from multiple bite wounds & looking like he'd been hit by a truck.\n\nThen demanded in a drunken slurred voice, "OK. NOW WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!!"


Will eating 134 chocolate chip chunk cookies really make me feel better?

It won't. Eating 134 chocolate chip chunk cookies may be quite tasty, but it can be very detrimental to one's health.


Why is there a limit on how many answers we can give ?

Yahoo is attempting to put a balance between answers and questions. So that you'll keep coming back.


why is that baseball players make more money then the president?

Babe Ruth said during the Depression when asked that: "I know, but I had a better year than Hoover." Ruth was demanding $80,000 as opposed to Hoover's salary of $75,000. These days the superstars of baseball probably earn that in a week or less. On the other hand, George Bush is earning $400,000 which is twice what Clinton earned.\n\nTo some extent, it is a matter of supply and demand as managers are looking for a marquee player for their ball club. On the other hand, the public are reluctant to pay politicians too much money. Further, there is plenty of applicants for the job.


Sorry this is so long \nAbbreviation Meaning \n <3 heart \n404 I haven't a clue \nADN Any day now \nAFAIK As far as I know \nAFK Away from keyboard \nARE Acronym-rich environment \nASAP As soon as possible \nA/S/L? Age/sex/location? \nB4N Bye for now \nBAK Back at the keyboard \nBAS Big a** smile \nBBIAB Be back in a bit \nBBL Be back later \nBBN Bye bye now \nBBS Be back soon \nBEG Big evil grin \nBF Boy friend \nBFD Big f***ing deal \nBFN Bye for now \nBG Big grin \nBIBO Beer in, beer out \nBIOYIOP Blow it out your I/O port \nBL Belly laughing \n BMGWL Busting my gut with laughter \nBOTEC Back-of-the-envelope calculation \nBRB Be right back \nBTA But then again... \nBTDT Been there, done that \nBTW By the way \nBWL Bursting with laughter \nBWTHDIK But what the heck do I know...? \nCICO Coffee in, coffee out \nC&G Chuckle and grin \nCNP Continued in next post \nCRB Come right back \nCRBT Crying real big tears \nCU See you \nCUL See you later \nCUL8ER See you later \nCYA See ya \nCYA Cover your ass \nCYO See you online \nDBA Doing business as \nDFLA Disenhanced four-letter acronym (that is, a TLA) \nDL Dead link \nDLTBBB Don't let the bed bugs bite \nDIKU Do I know you? \nDITYID Did I tell you I'm distressed? \nDOM Dirty old man \nDOS Dozing off soon \nDQMOT Don't quote me on this \nDTRT Do the right thing \nDWB Don't write back \nEG Evil grin \nEMFBI Excuse me for butting in \nEMSG E-mail message \nEOM End of message \nEOT End of thread (meaning: end of discussion) \nETLA Extended three-letter acronym (that is, an FLA) \nF2F Face to face \nFAQ Frequently-ask question(s) \nFC Fingers crossed \nFISH First in, still here \nFLA Four-letter acronym \nFMTYEWTK Far more than you ever wanted to know \nFOMCL Falling off my chair laughing \nFTBOMH From the bottom of my heart \nFUBAR F***ed up beyond all repair or recognition \nFUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt \nFWIW For what it's worth \nFYI For your information \nG Grin \nGA Go ahead \nGAL Get a life \nGIGO Garbage in, garbage out \nGD&R Grinning, ducking, and running \nGF Girlfriend \nGFN Gone for now \nGGP Gotta go pee \nGIWIST Gee, I wish I'd said that \nGL Good luck \nGMAB Give me a break \nGMTA Great minds think alike \nGOL Giggling out loud \nGTRM Going to read mail \nGTSY Glad to see you \nH&K Hug and kiss \nHAGN Have a good night \nHAND Have a nice day \nHHIS Hanging head in shame \nHIG How's it going \nHT Hi there \nHTH Hope this helps \nHUB Head up butt \nIAC In any case \nIAE In any event \nIANAL I am not a lawyer (but) \nIC I see \nIGP I gotta pee \nIHA I hate acronyms \nIHU I hear you \nIIRC If I recall/remember/recollect correctly \nILU or ILY I love you \nIM Immediate message \nIMCO In my considered opinion \nIMHO In my humble opinion \nIMing Chatting with someone online usually while doing other things such as playing trivia or other interactive game \nIMNSHO In my not so humble opinion \nIMO In my opinion \nIMS I am sorry \nIOW In other words \nIPN I'm posting naked \nIRL In real life (that is, when not chatting) \nITIGBS I think I'm going to be sick \nIWALU I will always love you \nIYSWIM If you see what I mean \nJ4G Just for grins \nJBOD Just a bunch of disks (like redundant array of independent disks, etc.) \nJIC Just in case \nJK Just kidding \nJMO Just my opinion \nJTLYK Just to let you know \nk ok \nKISS Keep it simple stupid \nKIT Keep in touch \nKOTC Kiss on the cheek \nKOTL Kiss on the lips \nKWIM? Know what I mean? \nL8R Later \nL8R G8R Later gator \nLD Later, dude \nLDR Long-distance relationship \nLHO Laughing head off \nLLTA Lots and lots of thunderous applause \nLMAO Laughing my a** off \nLMSO Laughing my socks off \nLOL Laughing out loud \nLRF Little Rubber Feet (the little pads on the bottom of displays and other equipment) \nLSHMBH Laughing so hard my belly hurts \nLTM Laugh to myself \nLTNS Long time no see \nLTR Long-term relationship \nLULAB Love you like a brother \nLULAS Love you like a sister \nLUWAMH L


yes if we continue to play the way we have been then i cant see why not...it depends though if Chelsea are going to cheat again!!!!!!!! diving over reactions(robben take note!)...and in the final it will be against west ham! easy! easy!


i have a pentium 4 computer... how come i can't install sims 2? i really wanna play that game...?

it may not have anything to do with it being a pentium 4, it mostly has to do with hard drive space & your video/graphics card. You can call the Geek Squad at Best Buy & ask them, they can help.


I think i have little excess Body Odour,How can i get rid of it?

Aside from bathing often and using deodorants, you need to increase your water intake and lessen the spices you eat.


does anyone know where can i find the bio of sophia boutella(the nike dancer)?

you would probably find somtin on yahoo,or google search!Hope i helped!


what kind of insurance can i use on house?

renters or homeowners insurance.  also, get a rider for additional personal liability.


vitamin E {Tocopherol} this vitamin promote growth that is to say it has direct or indirect effect on the muscle.\nvegetables, fat of animals are good source.


where can i buy a hood to add on to my jacket?

what kind of jacket???? did it not come with one??? did you lose the one that came with it????\n\ngo to salvation army thrift shop and pick one up....


does the us army currently offer cash rewards for info leading to the aprension of active duty deserters?

yeah, but you gotta think about your Karma sweetie.... That's totally f'ed up!


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Wrong ISBN.  \n\nTry the book comparison price search:


What was your most embarrassing moment ever?

My second most embarrassing moment (my first is just too embarrassing to share, even twenty years later):\n\nWhen I was about 12, I had a new green swimsuit. We were camping and it was time to leave, so I was walking back from the rec room to our camp site. I had to go around the pond and it was empty except for two guys out on the raft in the middle of the pond. I thought I looked pretty damn fine in my bathing suit, so I decided to drive into the pond and swim across rather than walking around, hoping that these cute guys would notice me. I waded in and did a shallow dive, and then stood up, realizing that I had forgotten to take my glasses off and they fell off in the water. I waded out of the pond and ran back to the campsite, where my mother insisted that I go back and find the glasses. I got back to the pond and the two guys were still there. I felt like an idiot as I waded back in and felt around with my feet, trying to find the glasses. Suddenly I heard a voice behind me. "Did you lose your glasses?" It was one of the guys. I didn't look at him, I just nodded. "We noticed that you were wearing them when you dove in. We'll help you find them." They did find the glasses, and I mumbled a thank you and ran away, too embarrassed to even look them in the eyes.


Okay i have a boyfriend that i love very much. is it love when you stay with somebody that cheated on me?

I gave one guy a second chance and he did it again.  Proceed with caution.  If you're faithful you absolutely have the right to expect the same from return. He's accusing you because he'll feel better if you both did it.


what are the barriers to freedom of communication?

external\ngoverment, politicians, biased media, fundamentalists\ninternal\ndisability, unskilled, psychologoical


Does anyone out there have a contact address, either home or agent, for Sandy Koufax?

Only thing I was able to find was this:\n\nSandy Koufax\n100 N. Broadway #2100\nSt. Louis, MO 63102\n\nSince 100 N. Broadway is a downtown St. Louis office building, figuring its someone who represents Koufax.


does not matter as long as he treats me right and shows respect for me.


Sould I study more and talk to guys less?

TALK TO SMART GUYS.... this way both benefits from each other, you learn and they get to be seen with you [assuming you are good looking and that is the reason guys are nice to you]\n\nnote: this only works if you are smart.


Define the term 'Yahoo' in a single line?

(Yahoo! Inc., Sunnyvale, CA, www.yahoo.com) The largest and most comprehensive information portal on the Web. Along with Web search, news, sports and weather, Yahoo! offers e-mail, instant messaging, travel, auctions, classified ads, discussion groups, Web hosting and numerous other services.\n\nThis definition takes just a single line on a A3 paper!!!!\n\nGood Luck my friend


No, America is. But sure not Iowa, because that is were I live and it sucks!


If we construct the polynomial x2 + 4x + 4 = 0 out of factors it seems to indicate?

There are actually two roots: When you factor it you get (x+2)(x+2)=0. So you have two roots: x=-2 and x=-2. It's just that, in this case, the two roots are called REPEATED roots because the same root occurs more than once.\n\nThis is in accordance with the fundamental theorem of algebra, since the polynomial is of degree 2.


Jay Brown "its better to assume rather than wait for the facts". Is this a good practice?

You know what they say about someone who "assumes".\n\nIt will make an a-- out of u and me!


Anyone else think Michael J Fox would have made a great Jedi???

Tsk tsk tsk..**shakes head**\n\nCOME ON PEOPLE!!! yes, yes, yes, I know that Michael J. Fox is short. But are you forgetting about Yoda?? No one is shorter AND more powerful. As far as the Parkinsons, pfffffffft!!! I heard Michael singing:\n\n ♫ Ain't nothin' gonna breaka my stride.....ain't nothing gonna slow me down. Oh no! I've gotta keep a movin'! ♫\n\nOk so his taste in music sucks, but what an attitude eh??\n\nAnd think about it!! He is brilliant. If he can travel to the past and then to the future, while being a Ronald Regan wannabe, WHILE battling Skippy and Malory......he can certainly take on the Dark Force!\n\nYes, MJF has my vote for jedi!!!


what is the average weight of a human skeleton?

I was wondering that just this morning as I listened to an anorexic on a talk show describe herself as 5 ft. 8 in. and 82 pounds - hence, average is certainly less than 100 pounds, and take away skin and organs and maybe you're down to 40 or 45.


when i will get my visa. how much time it will take .?

Not sure if you mean Canadian immigrant visa or US immigrant visa. Canada is a bit quicker---probably 4 to 6 months.\n\nUS will take longer---probably one to two year if your husband not US citizen


I am representing a new line of childrens clothing and would like to know where to go to market it in CA.?

hello, I have an online retail site for 0-24 months clothing and accessories.  If you are interested in getting into a showroom, I make most of my purchases from the California Market Center showrooms.  www.californiamarketcenter.com  I am always looking for new lines to sell, I would love more information!


where can i download the Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee sex video for free?

DUDE.Dont u have something better to do than watch mindless sex videos.


Laws are made to make us be safe.  Laws are made so we are treated equally.  Of course they should be obeyed.  I'd hate to imagine a lawless world.


why dose my web page look funny in diffrent browsers.Do i need to use any code.What code do i need to use.?

Your webpage looks different in different browsers because not all browsers are standards compliant and maybe because the code in your webpage isn't standards compliant. \n\nIf what I just wrote makes no sense to you let me explain more. There are committees of people who decide the rules or standards for the code used to make webpages and how browsers should interpret that code. Unfortunately, as you have already discovered, not all browsers follow those rules so things sometimes come out funny. In addition, if you used an editor to create your webpage it may not have followed the rules for the code in webpages either. As a result, it may be more than one way to interpret the code in the webpage.\n\nTo answer the second part of your question, I'll need to know:\n1)How did you create your webpage?\n2)How much time are you wanting to spend to fix it?


i always get annoyed unnecessarily.wat cd be the problem?

I guess the reason for u 2 get annoyed is that u expect a lot of life and i suppose ur wishh is not fullfilled.


I'm dating this boy but we already went all the way and i have been throwing up.Do you think i'm pregnect.

definitely...nusea and vomiting is a sign of being preganant!


is it bad for your boyfriend to not notice your new outfit  espically for your 10 month anniversary?

Men are rutabagas -- dense vegetables.  If you need your boyfriend to notice something, point it out to him. Be direct.  Don't just give "hints."  Don't be offended if he doesn't notice on his own.  Guys are "wired" differently than gals.  Just the way it is.  Tell a guy straight out what you want and need and he'll jump through hoops to please you.  Subtlety and hints may work with your GFs, but guys just won't get it.


Who calls themselves  THE BIG RED MACHINE?  clue: 81?

The Hells Angels new name is THE BIG RED MACHINE.\nThe 81 stands for h=8th letter of alphabet and A=1st letter\nso you have the HA IN HAMC (HELLS ANGELS MOTORCYCLE CLUB)


Why My Xp Home Cant Boot up to window and keep restarting?

time to call up your computer savy friend. make sure to take him out to eat or something.


What would you do if you won ten thousand dollars?

Well, I'm a firm believer in sharing, so, I would put $1k toward helping someone. I would spend the rest on my personal medical needs.


how do you loose ten pounds in 4 days? because i can't be a wide reciever until I reach 120?

How about this...go to the coach and make a deal like, "If I make 8 out of 10 catches, I can be a WR...if you're only 120 lbs, you're pretty young and you can't be dropping weight like that at your age...I know guys do it for HS wrestling and that's discouraged, but you have to be about 12 and the weight you have is the weight you need!  \n\nGo in and convince the coach...think outside the box!  Oh, and make sure you run PERFECT routes...that, plus good hands and they won't care if you're 200 lbs!


what is coral calcium and does it have any side effects?

Coral calcium is the ground up shell of coral.\nThe people who sell it claim that your body is able to more efficiently absorb coral calcium than manufactured calcium found in vitamin tablets. \nI don't know if that is true or not. I took coral calcium for about 6 months when I stopped drinking milk and eating milk-based products. I feel so much better after stopping eating milk and I did not notice any side effects from taking the coral calcium. \nI stopped taking the coral calcium after I started eating more of the dark green veggies and now regularily drink soy milk which contains good amounts of calcium.\n\nYou would do best getting calcium from foods than from supplements which will always be harder to get nutrients from than the food source. I would suggest making sure that you get your calcium from a variety of sources rather than just focusing on a single source type (like dairy or supplements).


They are bored with life, and their parents fail to give them discipline. Letting them get away with whatever they want. Therefore they have no concept of morals or respect.


will most computer apps become web-based applications in the future?

No doubt, there will be more and more applications that are going to be strictly web based. Having software that runs in a browser removes so much of the technical fuss with trying to make sure it runs on every different pc configuration out there. Which is why .net also moved to a system of being able to run their software as long as you have the .net framework on your machine. What you are also going to find is more software that runs on your machine but is also web enabled. That is one big thing that .net based software makes much easier to do. But for security reasons and ease of use, you will definitely keep seeing more and more go the way of the web.


How can you tell if a young couple at 15 is really in love?

raffy_12001 - u dont kno what your talking about. When the couple is really in love, that couple could feel it. All theyed wanna do is thinking of each other, see each other, have fun with each other. You could tell by a lot of reason if the couple is really in love or not. Do they laugh? Do they seem dead? How do they hold hands? Tightly with a firm grip or really loose? You`ll definetly feel it, when your BOTH in love. Its a sensational feeling you cant describe.


Panatha is the best team in world.Do you have any questions about that?


What awards did past Presidents handed out?

President George Bush (not W) did the thousand points of light to people who made a difference in their communities.


Why I am hungry to go to the next level professionally and financially?

You want new challenges as well as the financial rewards that go along with it.


I want to find a church i go to in Decatur Indiana called Kids Stuff 252 @ The Bridge?

http://thebridgecc.org/\n Here you go, have a blessed day!


yes, hanson was a boy band. and despite what everyone says there song mmmmbop was a hit. they did consist of three brothers taylor, isaac, and zac. they still play together but they are not nearly as popluar now as they were. i believe there first album was called man from milwalkee. if you want to know more check out the web site www.hanson.net\nand yes i was a hanson fan even though i wouldnt admit it to my frieds. see when hanson got popular they sorta all looked like cute girls, so it became gay to like hanson. hense all the bad mouthing them.


this question? in the gov and politics?  well, natrual instinct.  like a baby natrually knows how to cry


what are the parental rights of a registered sex offender?

If he is still on probation he would have to get permission from a judge on whether he can live with his child. If he does not live with the child, he will have to get permission for either supervised or unsupervised visitation. \n\nFor unsupervised, he has to get permission for those to include overnights. \n\nIf he is no longer on probation, he can do whatever he wants as a normal father would without getting permission from a judge.


guys could you tell me how to make a girl squirt?

G-Spot is the way I was trained at it.......girl has to be able to relax so she can so she can release the buildup....and girl may feel like she wants to pee and wont let herself squirt.  Grab a book or look up G-Spot and learn how easy it is.  You'll be mad you waited so long.


I love Dr Phil for one reason and here it is\n\nHe continually asks his guests one simple question: "How's it working for you?"\n\nSuccess in anything comes from FINDING WHAT WORKS then DOING WHAT WORKS.\n\nHere is what works when it comes to weight loss (fat loss).\n\nThere is process that your body goes through to burn body fat. That process is the same for every human being. I will outline the steps and then show you how you can easily apply some fundamental rules to allow your body to burn the maximum amount of fat with less effort and minimum time\n\nHere are the steps:\n\nStep #1: The body fat need to be released from the fat cells. You can accomplish this step successfully with your nutrition program.\n\nStep #2: The fat needs to be efficiently transported to you muscle cells for burning. This is accomplished by incorporating cardio training.\n\nStep #3: Your muscles cells burn the fat and turn it into energy. This is where the magic happens. \n\nNow here are the basics strategies to use to makes that process as effective as possible.\n\nStep 1:\nYour nutrition program is the major factor that allows fat release. Here are some basics things that you need to do:\n1.Eat 4-6 small, frequent meals and never skip meals.\n2.Include small amounts of good fats.\n3.Eat natural foods; avoid processed & refined foods\n4.Eat lean proteins with each meal.\n5.Eat more complex carbs, fruits & vegetables.\n\nStep 2\nThen you need to do some MODERATE cardio training. The key word here is moderate. \nDoing too much cardio can be detrimental and I am sure you have seen those people that are doing cardio on a daily basis and still not getting anywhere. The reason is excessive cardio combined with a restrictive diet burns muscle tissue. The result is a low metabolism. Low metabolism means, your body fat is not going anywhere, anytime \nsoon.\n1.Do some moderate cardio training; the key word here is moderate\n2.Burn more calories than you consume, (No starvation diets, Please...)\n\nStep 3\nThe only thing in your body that burns fat is Muscle. Your muscle tissue is your best friend when it comes to burn body fat. You need to preserve muscle tissues in order to keep losing weight. Most people go on a starvation diet combined a lot of cardio to lose weight. At first it may seems like this is working because they are losing scale weight. However, scale weight does not tell you if weight loss is from fat, water or muscle tissue. \n\nLosing fat is what you are after, \nLosing water is only temporary, \nLosing muscle will simply lower your metabolism and put you in the Yo-Yo dieting bandwagon. \n\nTo maintain muscle tissues you need to:\n1.Do some resistance training. (This is not optional, it is mandatory)\n\n\nDon't like the results you have been getting?  Then CHANGE YOUR STRATEGY.\n\nHow do you change your strategy? How do you find one that works? \n\nDO NOT continue doing something just because "THEY" say it's the way things should be done. Allow yourself to choose the solution that will work for you, regardless of what it may be. The only way for you to know who is right is to measure your progress and ACTUALLY track your results.\n\nCHANGE IS HARD, but it's also worth it. Not getting results makes change EXTREMELY HARD.\n\nThe best strategy is to think positive, Get support from friends, family or a coach. Losing weight is not as hard at it seems once you know what to do.\n\nGood Luck with your journey…\n\nhttp://www.charlesblain.com\nhttp://www.newjerseypersonaltrainer.com


Libel - written lies about a person\nSlander - spoken lies about a person


How much do the "Deal or No Deal" models make?

I'd say not the much, because all the money in those cases go to the players! LOL!


how can i know that a binary number is divisible by 3?

Write the number in binary.  Now, from right to left, write the digit for the even powers of 2.  Then write the digits for the odd powers of 2.\n\nNow, in decimal, subtract these 2 numbers, and if this number is divisible by 3, then the binary number is divisible by 3.\n\nExamples\n\n24 = 11000\ne - 001 -- starting w/the first on the right, and every other one.\no - 01 -- starting w/the second from the right, and every other one.\n\nNow in decimal, 1-1 = 0, so 11000 is divisible by 3\n\n~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~\n45 = 101101\ne - 110\no - 011; in decimal, 110 - 11 = 99, which is divisible by 3, so 101101 is divisible by 3\n\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\nTo Milkyway:  Thanks!  I'm thinking it's probably got something to do with the fact that 3 written in binary is 11 ;)


Previous Answer is right but If you not want to follow previous answer than follow this one.\n\nyou documents and setting -->> your user account -->> Local Settings -->> History Folder


Do you know who is the president of Georgia?

Hey everybody Mikhail Saakashvili is the best unswer he is the president of Georgia. Georgea is near Rusia. Not the state in USA.


How do i find commercial fishing nets in Florida?


Can Someone kindly explain to me WHY VOMMIT STINKS??

It is probably because of the HydroChloric Acid (HCL) in it that breaks down the food.  Maybe some type of upholstry cleaner with acid neutralizer in it would help.


has anybody ever died from taking marijuana???

No never. The amount of pot you would need to overdose is about 40,000 times the amount you need to get high. And i dont know about you, but i dont have that kind of money. Also, it would be impossible to smoke that much. You would fall asleep looong before you reached that level. And you cant eat that much either, your stomach would explode from distension again, before you got anywhere close. Smoke or eat all you want, youre totally safe. Hope that helps.\n\nPeace


Do you think the world would be a more peaceful place if...?

one of the things you have to consider is the problem that muslums do not believe in women's rights, so therefore there would be a serious unrest in the middle east, and countries with women in power would not be able to have any foriegn relations with those countries, i don't know if the world could be anymore peacefull because of a gender difference, because women have always fought for more rights and freedom on the platform of equality, so if we are all equal there would not be a difference in peace, now if i didn't feel like taking this question seriously i would deffinently tell you NO WAY pms would ruin the world...lol, j/k


Rudolph was born in Gainesville, Florida, the daughter of Minnie Riperton and Jewish American songwriter/producer Richard Rudolph.Growing up biracial and losing her mother at a young age had an effect, according to a July 2001 Rosie magazine article: "My mom was black and my dad is Jewish, and I lost my mom when I was seven. That made me feel really different from other kids."


why can you see your shadow in slightly muddy water but not in clear water?

Umm I dont think this has anything to do with snell or refractions.\n\nLet me ask you this question: How come you can see a shadow on  the ground , but not in the air between the object and the ground?\n\nThe answer is that you can see shadows clearly on opaque surfaces like the ground or muddy waters, works resonably well on a translucent surface too. And does not work on a transparent surface like air or clear water.\n\nDo I hear you still asking WHY?\n\nA shadow is created when there is considerably lesser amount of light falling in a certain region. And you can notice a shadow when the amount of light reflected for a certain region of a surface is lesser. now a transparent surface does not reflect much light in the first place ( it lets it pass through, thats why the surface is transparent ). So you do not detect the disparity in the amount of light reflected back to your eyes, and u do not sense the shadow. now if there was an opaque surface behind the transparent surface, you will see a shadow on that.


Which is a better way to not waste electricity?

Turn off and on is the best way, change your bulbs to ones rated for Energysaving, change your appliances to Energuide branded.\n\nMake sure all your windows and doorways are sealed (helps with fires too!), adjust your heating and cooling for a moderate temperature


Who are the parents of the first baby (in 1995) to get a in utero bone marrow transplant?

The little boy was Taylor Dahley, his mother is Heather Dahley, no luck on the father's name who donated the marrow.


I have a boyfriend, we been together for three months, how do I find out if he's cheating?

always follow him....REMEMBER: Don't tell him that you were following him...!


One possible meaning is Enhanced/Electronic TRaffic Management System used in Air Traffic Control & Management.


How can go about fixing my credit and raising my credit score?

Try paying your bills on time for a while.


Looking for any countries that have legalized drugs?

In Amsterdam, Holland you will find the most liberal laws that can be found.  Do not listen to those who would like to send you to the places in the world where it is a Capital crime.  Be sure you know what you want before you spend a lot of money doing it as most things are still illegal everywhere.


How many viruses are in existence today?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT HERE'S AN INTERESTING TIMELINE ABOUT VIRUSES\n\nhttp://www.exn.ca/nerds/20000504-55.cfm


How many kilometres or miles is it from earth to the sun?

The sun is 93 million miles from Earth on the average, since the Earth does have a slightly elliptical orbit. How long it takes to get there is kind of an incomplete question because it all depends what you want to do when you get there.\n\nIt wouldn't take long for a spacecraft to fly straight to the sun and either fall into it or zoom by and then off into space, but if you wan to launch a probe to study the sun you have to be more clever.  \n\nThe link below is information on the Ulysses probe sent out in 1990. Ulysses actually did something of a "bank shot" off of Jupiter in order to get into an orbit where it goes around the sun over its poles rather than around the middle, which is rather cool that it worked so well.  Imagine playing billiards on a table three miles long and two wide and sinking the eight in a corner pocket after banking off of two cushions -- and then multiply that by a million, and you have a good idea how difficult this stuff is.


I find my self single again after 20 years of been with someone. I am 36 years old. I dont know where to start

ok , i would honestly say that it isnt easy. the secret to meeting someone is do someting you love. like v-ball, join clubs. you can meet people at work. during play. if you look at the experiences as dating then your going to go through hell. the best way is to relax, treat every person you meet like they are a long lost friend. care about meeting but at the same time dont put to much on the line. if your antisocial then check out lava life. or on line clubs. i dont like the on line thing because you never know who they really are. if you meet them in person you can have common ground and be in full control at all times.


asked who would be most important to be killed on "Soprano" this year and got no answers.I expected twenty.


There is a problem with my messenger my msgs r not goin to the other people n they r not able to see my msgs?

may be your msgs program gets corrupted and you may need to uninstall and reinstall the program again in order to get it work, before that, back up your buddies list.


how do i get an electricity pole removed from my property?

You don't they are the city's property and they aren't going to get remove it.


What do men look for in women when choosing a wife?

If someone is worrying about looks. They need to find someone else who doesn't care about looks. In a society where people see other people by the thousands every single day, yet don't talk to one another. You get that type of thing. All guys are attracted to women that are pleasing to the eye. But not all guys end up dating the girl of their dreams, looks wise. \n\nWhat do guys look for in a wife, well they look for someone they can have fun with. Someone who they can trust, and someone that shows them attention, and makes them feel like they are a man. Of course, everyone is different. Humans are complicated creatures. Its best to go out and meet as many people as you can, you will learn real quick which ones are interested in looks, and which ones aren't. But you have to be willing to play the game if you want to meet the right person. Lower your guard a bit, don't put to much of your heart into it. Don't expect too much from the start, don't get attached, and just simply meet guys! Same thing goes for everyone else out there, no matter what you are into, guys girls, both, whatever. \n\nThere are plenty fish in the sea right? Well, sometimes you have to actually go fishing ;)


Movie quotes, what are your ten favorite?

1. "I have a bad feeling about this."-Star Wars\n\n2. "May the force be with you."-Star Wars\n\n3. "Luke, I am your father."-Darth Vader-Star Wars\n\n4. "Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes?!"-Indiana Jones\n\n5. "In the end, we all will have to choose between what is easy and what is right."-Dumbeldore-Harry Potter 4\n\n6. "It is not our abilities that show who we are. It is our choices."-Dumbeldore-Harry Potter 2\n\n7. "When you gotta go, you gotta go."-Dr. Ian Malcolm-Jurrasic Park\n\n8. "What've they got in there, King Kong?"-Dr. Ian Malcolm-Jurassoc Park\n\n9. "Sorry, I'm allergic to BS (bull-$***."Detective Del Spooner- i, Robot\n\n10. "Somehow, "I told you so," just doesn't put it."-Detective Del Spooner-i,Robot


No, the truth does not always necessarily find you out, however, in this case it did. We ALL knew the danger the people of NO were being put in when they sent them to the dome.  Of course the president knew. It's just coming to light to the people of the United States? Should have listened to Kanye West if there was ever any doubt...


Who invented the alkali metals group on the periodic table of the elements?

No one invented it.  Mendeleev recognized the similarity of the group--and several other groups of elements--and arranged things into the periodic table...\n\nLike many other areas in science, finding the right classification scheme helped rocket chemistry into new insights and new developments.


how can i clear my list in the search box. I hate how it saves everything i search for, can I stop that?

I'm not sure if you meant the Address bar, or the Google toolbar, so I included both.\n\nInternet Explorer 6 (Determine by clicking Help>About):\n\n1) Click on Tools\n2) Select Internet Options\n3) Under the General tab, select Delete History\n4) Voila! Gone!\n\n(If you wish, you may set the Days to keep pages in history to 0, then at the end of the day it will automatically clear the history)\n\nFor Google Toolbar:\n\n1) Click on the Google logo, next to the search box.\n2) Select "Clear Search History"\n\n\nFor Internet Explorer 7:\n\n1) Press Alt+T\n2) Select Delete Browsing History\n3) Click on Delete all\n\nFor Mozilla Firefox:\n1) Press Alt+T, release, and press O\n2) Under the Privacy section, click on the History tab.\n3) Click Clear Browsing History Now\n\n(You may set the number of days to keep pages in history by pressing ALT+D, and entering 0.)


Women can please themselves in a multitude of ways! Run the phrase through a search engine and see what comes up.


Tell him or her they're annoying, if that don;t help dump them as ur friend.


How much time do Supreme Court Justices spend on the internet, both at work and in private life?

The only person that could answer this question is a psychic!


So how stupid are you?  No really how stupid?  That's right... you there at the computer?

i am really really stupid i mean 4 real i am really really stupid really


How can i download seu files.Also tell about websites where serial2000 can be upgrade?

You CaN Use Download Accelerator Plus\naNd add the extension in preferences\nit work with any extension


is it okay for a 15 year old to be a lesbian?

Sure it is. Age is not a factor in sexuality. At 15, people usually are getting to know their preferences. SO if you are attracted to other girls, then good luck! 15 is a difficult age and this sexual confusion will make it more difficult. Just be true to yourself and all will be fine!


why are women so clingy when you push them away?

when u start 2 push us away it can make us feel like we've\nbecome borin so we might try 2 hang out w/ ya more and try 2 seem like we're more fun 2 b w/.  best thing 2 do is let us down nicely. talk 2 us bout y u dont want us anymore


what is the effect of sugar to iodine content of foods?

I did't know this ratio was something to look out for. However, iodine is used in the thyroid, and iodine defiency produces a goitter, which is a swelling of the thyroid. The fedral government, to make sure that everybody got thier required iodine, started making salt be iodized. So while I don't know about the ratio, at least you know why iodine is in food.


How do you get rid of lice on your kids and yourself???

Tea Tree Oil is the best solution. I worked in a hair salon and we were not allowed to work on anyone with head lice. I would tell people to go to the health store and purchase a bottle of tea tree oil and put a cap full of it in whatever bottle of shampoo they chose and also in their conditioner. you can also put it in a spray bottle. It smells very strong but I never had trouble again when I discovered this.Customers would return after using this product and be so grateful and amazed.


Do u think that Canada should make immigration easier for people?

yes becuz canada is having a people shortage i mean canada does not have enough people,,and legal imigrants would be a great thing to have!!


The 4 chambers of the heart are seperated by what muscle?

Cardiac muscles that are involuntary, i.e. their action is not under the contrl of our will.


I have OCD, and I'm nervous that it will stay with me forever,but I dont like the side effects of RXdrugs.

See a therapist or psychologist. They can help you learn techniques for dealing with the underlying anxiety and ways to compensate for it that do not involve medication. Behavioral therapy or cognitive-behavioral therapy can be very effective in treating OCD. It may also help to find some support in your area. Try finding an OCD support group in your area. Good luck to you and remember that with the right treatment and support, you can take back your life.


if you were told that not smoking is bad for you, and you had to start smoking, how would you feel?

I'd like to know what the analogy is that you're trying to draw.\n\nAs a non-smoker, I'd be outraged and I just wouldn't do it.


i've just recently paid off a bunch of stuff in hopes to buy a house soon.......?

If you just paid them of it will usually take about 30 days for that to reflect on your credit report.. how bad is your credit if is under 600 you should contact a company called nations point.. 800-770-4277 or H&R Block Mortgage  they usualle work with people that have less than perfect credit.. if you credit score is under550 you should waith or else your interest rate will be really high .. if your credit score is over 600 or better then call E-loan they have some really good programs .. that might be able sutable for you. I work in the mortgage industry


Jamaica's current Constitution was drafted in 1962 by a bipartisan joint committee of the Jamaican legislature. It came into force with the Jamaica Independence Act, 1962 of the United Kingdom Parliament, which gave Jamaica political independence.\n\nThe Jamaican head of state is Queen Elizabeth II, who is given the title of "Queen of Jamaica". The Queen is represented by a Governor-General, nominated by the Prime Minister and appointed by the monarch. Both the Queen and the Governor-General serve largely ceremonial roles.\n\nThe Parliament of Jamaica is bicameral, consisting of the House of Representatives and the Senate. Members of the House (known as 'Members of Parliament' or MPs) are directly elected, and the leader of the majority party in the House becomes the Prime Minister. Senators are appointed by the Prime Minister, and the parliamentary Leader of the Opposition.\n\nIn February 2006, Portia Simpson Miller was unanimously elected to replace the current Prime Minister, P. J. Patterson, at the end of March 2006 when he leaves office. Ms. Simpson Miller will be the first female Prime Minister in Jamaican history. Prime Minister Patterson has held office since the 1992 resignation of Michael Manley. The current leader of the opposition is Bruce Golding. Patterson has been re-elected three times, the last being in 2002.\n\nJamaica has traditionally had a two party system, with power often alternating between the People's National Party and Jamaica Labour Party.\n\nJamaica is a full and participating member of the Caribbean Community (CARICOM).


by electrolisis\nH2O------>H2+O2\ni.e by passing electric current


Where can I find a leather mini skirt with a full length back zipper that goes from top to bottom, please?

go to a bike shop that specialises in leather they may can order you one or even make it for you i use to work in a bike shop and they had catalogs that had nearly anything you wanted in them and some you didn't good luck


Why do some, many, say the truth is 'out there'? Out where? In milk-y way or perhaps even beyond narrow way?

the expression "the truth is out there" came from a TV series about aliens.....the X-factor....do not try to get God's truth from secular sources...\n\nGod is truth. You find him. You find truth.


How do i know if a boy in the other class likes me?

My eyes hurt and my brain asploded from trying to read that run on sentence of crap you posted.\nOw.\nUm, he likes you.


I AM A 12th STD SCIENCE STUDENT. IWISH TO BECOME A PILOT. PLEASE LET ME KNOW THE CAREER PATH.?

You seem to be an Indian. To become a commercial pilot in India, one has to first possess a Student Pilot License (SPL). To get the SPL you should have 10+2 education (with science) and your age should be at least 16 years.\n\nYou should register at a flying club which is recognized by Directorate General of Civil Aviation (DGCA), Government of India.\nA list of flying clubs can be found here:\nhttp://www.webindia123.com/career/travel/flyclub.htm\n\nThe second step is the Private Pilot License (PPL). PPL training includes sixty hours of flying of which about fifteen hours are dual flights, that is accompanied by the flight instructor and at least 30 hours of solo flights apart from five hours of cross-country flying. This makes one eligible for the PPL exam, which consists of Air Regulation, Aviation Meteorology, Air Navigation, Aircraft Engines and Seamanship. The prescribed age for appearing for this exam is 17 years and an educational qualification of 10+2 along with a medical Fitness Certificate issued by the Armed Forces Central Medical Establishment (AFCME).\n\nA Commercial Pilot Licence may be obtained only after a PPL rhas been acquired. To obtain a Commercial Pilots License (CPL) 250 hours of flying (including 60 hours for the PPL) is necessary. Besides that you have to undergo a Medical Fitness Test which is held at New Delhi and an examination which consists of Air Regulations, Aviation Meteorology, Air Navigation, Technical, Planning, and communications in the form of Radio & Wireless Transmission. With the CPL, a pilot can take up any professional assignment.


What is your favorite song by eminem and Why???

Shake That a s s because its a good song \n\nMockingbird because its a good song\n\nWhen I'm gone  because growing up my dad wasn't around (working) so i know how Halie feels\n\nCleaning out my closet because i love my mom but shes a b*tch just like that (not AS bad)\n\ni can't choose between these


Do you know where I can find free ringtones for verizon wireless phones?

YES!---there are some out there that don't cost anything, except for your time, credit card number, social sercurity number, mother's maiden name, your bentley's license plate and VIN number, phone number, address, and PIN to your Swiss Cheese bank account.


I bought an amazing gift for my wife online at SHOPUNTILYOUDROP.CA can anyone find anything else i can buy?


what is the best firewall for windows that is free of download?

There is a saying that goes "prevention is better than cure". A firewall in layman terms is essentially a program wich filters network data to decide whether or not to forward them to their destination or to deny it. Well, getting to the point there are good free firewalls, such as:\n-sygate\n-zone alarm\n-xp\nsome other are also very good but are not for free, but you can make the download with emule:\n-Black Ice defender\n-Lockdown 2000\nok?


The French Revolution was a major turning point in European history.  The major socialist revolutions of the twentieth century in Russia, China and Cuba were inspired the French example. \n\nSome other consequences included:\n\nPower remained centralized anew, but the door was open for role of wealth and merit, not heritage to become important.\n\nCitizenship, political rights: emerging liberalism \n\nEmergence of bourgeoisie, as in England, points toward Industrial Revolution, and toward\n\nRise of nationalism: nation (people) as sovereign \n\nPower of people (sans-culottes): toward socialism\n\nI've included links with more information.


There are obviously a LOT of young people here. FireHouse rocks.


Can it ever really work out a second time around?

To me if the break-up was that bad, you wouldn't even be this close to getting the option of getting back together. Anything is possible and in almost 2 years people change a lot. What's so wrong with getting to know who you are now? Don't think of it as getting back together. If you didn't have a past with him, would you still want to get to know this guy right now?


The Red Cross offers several courses for swim coaches and learn to swim classes. The most informative to teach swimming would be the WSI (water safety instructor) class. In this class you will learn tips on how to teach the basic swim strokes.


well, i cant really say .......green day ROCKS and school freaken sucks!!!!!


where do i need to go to check my uscelluar account?


what are the general requirements to be a police officer and an fbi agent?

first no criminal record,a degree in criminal justice would better ur chances,check out ur local police dept. web page under jobs and see what they have


It was increased to $400,000 in 2001. The Vice-President receives $202,900. Former Presidents receive $151,000 plus $150,000 per year to maintain an office. Former first ladies receive $20,000 a year. Before that, the US President was paid $200,000 a year resulting in senior officials having salaries nearly equal with that of the President.


If my compiler has a built-in editor, must I use it?

Almost all compilers will compile code produced by any text editor. The advantages of using the built-in text editor, however, might include the ability to quickly move back and forth between the edit and compile steps of the development cycle. Sophisticated compilers include a fully integrated development environment, allowing the programmer to access help files, edit, and compile the code in place, and to resolve compile and link errors without ever leaving the environment.


Why can't you non-Christians take some joy in what you do ?

I find plenty of joy in what i do not in what God so call does for me    I make what happens to me by using my own mind   it's ppl like you who feel like they have to convert everyone to his/her own religion that make me mad


When did Hannah first begin the Olympics?

I'm pretty sure this year was her first.


When my sis had her 25th she had dinner and drinks and then she went clubbing with her best friends! You could just go to a club and have dinner and drinks there or just go out.


Can someone please explain to me the mentality of cheerleaders?

I THINK THEY ARE IDIOTIC POO POO BRAINS!! sorry but you should see the freakin retards at my schools cheer team, believe me they aren't that bright, they think that if they can do a bunch of routines that'll get themselves noticed then get guys and all that or maybe they do it cause they like being thrown in the air or flashing panties.


what is the basis for determining the districts for Illinois general assembly?

Well it would be nice to say that it is based of population and stuff but in reality when one party has control of the general assembly they will redraw the districts in a way that is favorable for that party to win in future elections.


give him a chance to breathe and think on your relationship. if you want him in your life you have to be mature enough to let him decide if he wants to be with you; if you're bringing drama to the relationship and he broke up with you because of it, at this point you have to let him decide if he REALLY wants to be with you. I was in a relationship like yours and he decided to come back to me. I always have to be careful of his feelings due to our past but if your gut wants to be with you let him. if he doesn't let him go, it'll only help the both of you in the long run...


Why is the math wrong in the box scores of the NCAA scores on Yahoo?

I am sorry I can't tell you why they add-up wrong.But if you check different sources for stats as I did because of your question,you will see Kobie Bryant scored either 38,40,or43 pts. last-night. This must drive contest players and the fantasy players nuts.WONDER WHO KNOWS REAL STATS.\n                                   still confused also\n                                                 wythingco


whats the top r&b/hip hop song of the month?

I think it's "I'm in Love wit a Stripper" by T-Pain.


Are you afraid of  going to Iran as a tourist ?

Yes, I don't think Americans are very well liked there. Or even let in.


how can I meet girl from another country to love her .?

you don't have to meet her to falll in love with her talk to her on the phone and when you get a car try to meet her i mean i like other guys form different places so make it work


i have a step child, and how am i going to treat her?

treat her like your own child.  if you do not have a child, treat her like who would your own child.  my step dad does not treat me and my brother the same as he treats his daughter.  he use to, but now he does.  it has made me not like him, and now that i do not live in his household, i rarely go over to see my mom, who i miss.


Can household cleaning products trigger an SVT attack?

I think no, because SVT usually due to cardiovascular problems. It is not a common symptom in allergic response.


what are sun dogs and moon dogs? please explain in simple english?

Sundogs, also called "mock suns" or "parahelia" (Greek for "beside the sun"), appear as one or two patches of light on either or both sides of the sun. Sundogs give the illusion that there are two or three suns in the sky. Sundogs may be white or colored, and often appear along the path of a 22 degrees halo (a thin ring of light around the sun).\n\nThese patches of light are occasionally seen around a very bright, full moon. In that case, they are called moon dogs.\n\nSundogs are produced by the refraction (bending) of sunlight through relatively large ice crystals


How can I get my emails when I am away from my computer?  Out of town/out of state?

Use Yahoo or Hotmail. You can pick it up on any PC in the world.


Who was a better general? Wellington or Napolean?

As a former British soldier i would have to say that Napolean was the better general but that Wellington was the better tactician - and he had luck and good regiments on his side.


check to see if the irs recieve tax papers?

irs.com   look for something that says "Where's my refund?'"


how do you think ,one should kiss his g f for the first time ! What should one do to have a good bonding ..?

If it's the first kiss for both of you it should be on the forehead or cheek. I remember my first kiss with a very handsome young man who kissed me on the forehead. He was tall compared to me. We were at a birthday party; and when a slow dance was played he held me with his hands locked behind my back at the waist. My hands were locked behind his neck. Our bodies did not touch,short of my head on his chest. When the music stopped he didn't, so I looked up at him,only to find his eyes still closed and a blissful look on his face. His face was literally glowing when he opened his eyes. I was so fascinated by how he looked when his eyes opened, that I just stood there looking back at him.Finally he asked had the music stopped and told him it had. He leaned down and kissed me on the forehead then breathed the word "Heaven." I can't say if it was his first kiss but it was mine. I don't know if he knew it was my first kiss either. But those kisses were ours while we saw each other for about the first two months. Later he'd kiss me on the cheek; and finally on the lips.  I don't believe either of us felt pressured at anytime. He always seemed so content and happy. I will always wonder what marriage to him would have been like, tho I think it would have been "Heaven" like he said; I will never know because a drunk driver took his life. I am only left with his memory, but the memory was "Heaven."


Would you be in favor of completely outlawing cigarettes in the United States?

No, i wouldnt be in favor.  i'm not a smoker, but i do think that it should not be outlawed.  There are many things that have no benefit to society, but are not outlawed.  Like pantyhose, or boston cream doughnuts, or comb-overs.    We cant just start outlawing everything.\nI DO think it should be restricted to private residences, so people can chose whether they want to be around second hand smoke.


What is the punishment for kidnapping a minor?

how can you say it should increase if you dont even know what the penalty is reserch first the make a statement or atleast have some common knowledge on the subject


Would it be a waste to learn to play tennis and not use those acquired skills in a competition?

I think my answer depends on what you mean by "learning to play tennis." If you mean very expensive lessons, camps, equipment, etc., I wouldn't recommend it. If you mean some basic instruction to develop skills for a sport you can play for life, then I definitely recommend it. \n\nTennis is fantastic in that you can play it throughout your life, with some modifications to your game. It's definitely worth learning -- and playing, but I wouldn't recommend investing in "expert" lessons and the like unless you're some sort of natural phenom already.


my sound was erased how to bring it back to my computer?

U mean "Your audio devices don't work properly". If yes,\nYou'll have to get the audio installation CD (given with piece). If you don't have the CD you'll have to download its driver from its company site


5'3, 195 lbs and 48 years old.  How long should it take me to lose 50 lbs if I walk 3 miles 3 days a week?

Exercise is great and necessary ... \nTrue weight loss depends on what you put in your mouth, and you're body's ability to change what you put into your mouth into energy.


TRY YOUR YAHOO TOOL BAR IT HAS YAHOO WHITE PAGES AND I KNOW YOU CAN FIND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THERE OR USE THEIR SEARCH ENGINE JUST PUT IN FIND PEOPLE GOOD LUCK


if a boy didn't had sex yet .. what do he called virgin?

Yes.  The dictionary describes virgin as pure.  Thus the word is not strictly sexual.  There is also 'virgin oil'\nHope this has helped, and not further confused you.


PLS HELP, there is a way to get in to the other`s PC??

Hi Alexa\n\nYou can track the email using any of the web pages that i mentioning in the source... I really like the one from Mexico (NicMX) because it can give you more information that "whois"\n\nPlease feel free to send me an email if you need further help, I’ll be more than glad to help you


what is the average pay rate for respiratory theripist?

therapist\n\nDepends on where you are located. My town pays 48G a year for starting wages.


i am looking for a mock neck shirt that is you just pull over your head and it stops at your chest area.?

if you want to wear just under a sweater or another shirt....\njust take a shirt and trim it.cut off the sleeves and cut straight across were you want it


What is the best resource for free online training in computer programing/software deveopment for beginners.?

Well if you wanna learn Web Technologies then the best place to go is:  www.w3schools.com .You'll find a whole lot of tutorials, examples etc .......and all for free.\nSo Happy Programming..


what's the fastest laptop with no known problems with good pricing?


well my girlfriend moved in a few days after she met her guy. they just /knew/.\nnow there will be some 'faults'... days when you're stressed and put the toothpaste where it doesn't belong... as long as you talk it out like adults, it can be worked out.\nI love coming home to someone.\ngood luck to you both


He was a Chinese philosopher.Positive evidence concerning the life of Confucius is scanty; modern scholars base their accounts largely on the Analects, a collection of sayings and short dialogues apparently collected by his disciples, and discard most of the later legends. Confucius was born in the feudal state of Lu, in modern Shandong prov. Distressed by the constant warfare between the Chinese states and by the venality and tyranny of the rulers, he urged a system of morality and statecraft that would preserve peace and provide people with stable and just government. He gathered about him a number of disciples, some occupying high positions, although Confucius himself was at most granted an insignificant sinecure, possibly because of his extremely outspoken manner toward his superiors. From about his 55th to his 65th year he journeyed to several neighboring states, but he was never able to induce any ruler to grant him high office so that he might introduce his reforms. Later tradition depicts Confucius as a man who made special study of ancient books, in an effort to restore an older social order. It is said that he was a minister of state and the author, editor, or compiler of the Wu Ching [five classics] (see Chinese literature). His supposed doctrines are embodied in Confucianism.


Anyone know where to find a cheap but good used bicycle in the Manhattan area?

Link below lists all bicycles for sale on Craig's List - also cruise bulletin boards in shops for signs posted by bicycle sellers.


what is scientific nature of politics,other social sciences?

Although one definintion of science is limited to observing natural phenomena, the others can all be related to social sciences:\n-Methodological activity, discipline, or study\n-An activity that appears to require study and method\n-Knowledge, especially that gained through experience\n\nThere are also some applications of scientific method through controled experiments to try and determine cause/effect relationships-  Such as the influence of the media, polling, education, etc.\n\nScience may not be the best name for social studies, given how unreliable and subjective it can be.  But, the social sciences will likely remain with that name for the time being.


What is consumer awareness and its need?

making existing and potential customers knowledgeable about products/services, consumer awareness programs create more informed buying decisions.


How Do I Start My Own Surf and Skate Shop?

are you sure you want to? you do know that you can't make any money off of that and its a struggle to just break even, right? i guess you just wanna do it to support your local scene and that is a noble cause. first you need to find a location. then get the phone #'s of the distributors of the brands that you would like to carry. buy all that sh*t wholesale, set it up in your shop and sell it for profit. it's pretty much how any business is run accept its more part of a community that you don't wanna p#ss off (cause if you do, skaters will retaliate) and it helps your local scene immensely. it also means that as the owner of said shop, you will have acess to all product in your shop at all times but don't be surprised if you find yourself living the ramen life


I am in love with a younger man. He loves me too and want to get married but I'm afraid. What do I do.?

Love happens regardless of age, ethnic background, religion, status.........It just happens and that's the way it is.\nIf he loves you even after knowing this then no need to wait just get married to him. Also do consider the consequences and if you are ready to go through all the lifes trials together with him then say yes to him. A word of caution though....if you are insecured about his loosing interest in you as you age then there are some issues that you need to resolve beforehand.


What is the zipcode for Battle Creek, Michigan?


Deborah Sampson, born in Plympton, Massachusetts (originally called Winnetuxet) on a wintry day - December 17, 1760 - as the oldest of three daughters and three sons of Jonathan and Deborah Sampson, was the first known American woman to impersonate a man in order to join the army and take part in combat. Deborah's ancestral line descends down from Plymouth Colony Governor William Bradford of the Mayflower through Governor Bradford's son Joseph Bradford and Jael Hobart, Elisha Bradford and Bathsheba LeBrocke.\n\nLucy Freeman and Alma Bond, Ph. D., in their book America's First Woman Warrior, describes Deborah's grandmother, Bathsheba (LeBrocke) Bradford as "a young French woman of beauty and elegance" and "was to have an innovative influence on her life and subsequent choice of career." Of this influence on Deborah's life, they further write [America's First Woman Warrior, Lucy Freeman and Alma Bond, Paragon House 1992, p. 70]:\n\n"Deborah's grandmother, the spirited Bathsheba, was very close to her daughter Deborah, often visited her grandchildren in Plympton. She spoiled young Deborah outrageously, according to Deborah's mother, as Deborah, with her bright mind and warm, affectionate nature, became Bathsheba's favorite. Deborah remembered her grandmother telling her many times in her French accent the inspiring story of the heroine of France, Joan of Arc, the Maid of Orleans who in a pair of breeches led the French army to victory over the British. She was burned at the stake for her bravery because she insisted she was responsible only to God and not to the hypocritical rulers of the church."\n\nThis close relationship with her grandmother, Bathsheba (LeBrocke) Bradford, no doubt, may have had a profound influence later in Deborah's decision to enlist disguised as a man and serve with the Massachusetts Troops in the Revolutionary War. She was also a great granddaughter of one of Plympton's first settlers, Isaac Sampson. Isaac had sailed from Leyden, Holland in 1629 - his brother Henry Sampson having sailed over on the Mayflower.\n\nLucy Freeman and Alma Bond [America's First Woman Warrior, Paragon House 1992, p. 87] further write: "Deborah, in a sense, was born to war. She had listened to many a conversation between her mother and grandmother about how the war had affected the Bradfords. Governor Bradford's son, William, commander of the Plymouth forces in King Phillip's War, was hit at the thy by a musket ball, which he carried the rest of his life." Deborah Sampson's mother's sister, Hannah Bradford, and her spouse Joshua Bradford had both been killed and scalped on 22 May 1758 in the Indian attack on Meduncook (Friendship), Maine. I'm told that, according to local history, Chief Moxus led the attack. Joshua, grinding corn outside early that morning, did not hear the warning shots. Having saved the life of the Chief when he was drowning near the Bradford house, because of the gratitude the Chief had expressed, Joshua did not fear the local Indians and had not moved his family inside the Fort as his neighbors had. At least two of the their children were captured and taken into Canada where they were held captive until Quebec was taken by Gen. Wolf and they returned home. One of the daughters is said to have been rescued by one of the soldiers from the Fort after she received a vicious wound in the attack - supposedly severed ribs from her spine. Quite possibly my 5th Great Grandmother Hannah Bradford and the rest of the Bradford children were inside the Fort when the attack occurred about half an hour past sunrise and thus spared their lives, however, I have not seen any primary source documentation specifically stating whether they were inside the Fort or inside the Bradford house when the attack occurred. The attack was reported by a whaleboat coming up from Meduncook and the original report is recorded in the Bosto


How can PAC's donate more than the allowed 5,000 dollars as in the case of Tom Delay?

Than can't, at least not legally. That is why Tom DeLay is facing money laundering charges and had to step down as Speaker of The House.


Anyone know any websites or places I can download for videos of sprinters running for free?

If you are going to use it for a school project, you maybe able to get DVD or CD stock footage videos at your local library. As long as they are not for profit such as schools. You can download sample video clips of runners from this website, again it can only be used for a no profit project. http://www.fotosearch.com/video-footage/runner.html


help trying to find a stay at home job that has to do with data entry type work?

Most people who work at home and are successful are doing one of two things - getting paid a commission on everyone they convince to join the program (also known as MLM or pyramid plans) OR they have their own business. Your own business is something you create yourself, not find on the internet. You create it based on your skills, your passions not on what someone else tells you is the GREATEST thing going.\n\nIf you are looking at one of the endless "opportunities" out there be careful - most are scams. Here are a few questions you should ask to help figure out if the one you are looking at is for real or not.\n\nLegitimate work-at-home program should tell you - in writing - what's involved in the program they are selling. Here are some questions you might ask:\n\n* What tasks will I have to perform? (Ask the program to list every step of the job.)\n* Will I be paid a salary or will my pay be based on commission?\n* Who will pay me?\n* When will I get my first paycheck?\n* What is the total cost of the work-at-home program, including supplies, equipment and membership fees?\n* What will I get for my money?


is your penis ever wanting to hump things?

Your penis cannot hump without your brain wanting to hump.


Have you ever rooted loud and proud for your team while watching them play in an opposing team's building?

i was in a bar in England and my team (LIVERPOOL) where playing the arch enemy's at football(soccer) and it was just me and my brother and we didn't realize it was actually a bar for the other team they had banners inside but not outside so me and my brother walk in and about 60 man utd (that's the name of the other team) fans turn and stare at us...and we thought shit here goes. there was some bad looking guys and we are about to get our heads kicked in luckily our team lost (the one and only time i dint mind loosing).so they just spent the whole evening rubbing our nose's in it..and after the match we actually stayed there till closing time and got extremely drunk and had a good laugh ...but i still hate man utd and would still go and follow my team wherever they played!


Again, the same answer 6. 15$ but it will be 7.15 $ from October 1.


Do you know what the mark of the beast is?

what happens if i change my surname to my first name? would that vanquish the beast?


what on earth can i get my aunt for mothers day??

You're silly... aunts aren't the same as mothers!  But a favorite DVD always hits the spot.


tell me girls, u like dude with hair on body(chest,pubic area) or baled?

Body hair is really IN now. I find nothing worse that feeling a guy's prickly chest and arms. I also think body hair on men is very masculine and shows that they are comfortable with themselves. If a man spends his time shaving from head to toe, its so gross and quite feminine. If you do have severe back hair or other hair, a wax now and then is fine, but let us girls worry about shaving and being silky smooth!


How did Chief Justice John Marshall strengthen the power of the supreme court in the Marbury v. Madison case.?

He gave the court the power of judicial review. Meaning, the court can interpret whether an act by a co-equal branch on the government is constitutional or not. The Supreme Court was given the sole authority to have such discretion.


whats this "lemonade diet"? i heard about........does it work?

Any "diet" that involves drniking a lot of fluids is pretty much a quick fix to lower your intake of real food vs fluids which come and go quicker.  Either way if you want to lose weight(for you not the b/f) the best way is to change your habits when it comes to life.  Eat smaller portions and do some walking or other activity.  Diets do not work and if you try to lose too much too fast you will most likely gain it all and some back


Where do you find the videos that you have to watch closely and then something jumps out and scares you?

albinoblacksheep.com !\n\nThere's a few if you go to "Flash Files" then "Pranks"\nThese two are good...\nhttp://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/subliminal.php\nhttp://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/waldo.php


is it ok for me to swallow on a daily basis? you know what im swallowing!?

As long as the donor is disease free and you are not allergic... then it perfectly ok (if not great!).\n\nThere is actually evidence that it could be good for you...\n\n[quote]The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other explanations.....   The question many people will ask is whether oral sex could have the same mood-enhancing effects. "Since the steroids in birth control pills survive the digestion process, I would assume that the same holds true for at least some of the chemicals in semen," Gallup says.[/quote]


need tp know capitol,state bird,state flower, popular sites, local culture?

For which state?  Or for all of them?\n\nThis website below shows all the data.  Just click on the state you are interested in knowing data about.\n\nhttp://familyinternet.about.com/cs/directions/l/blstateindex.htm


The worlds largest alligator ever caught on record?


How can a teacher deal with difficult bvehabviours in the classroom?

Students may misbehave when they are not involved in a learning activity, do not understand the task, or cannot obtain assistance when it is needed.  \n\nScan the class often in order to notice and respond to potential problems; react calmly and quickly to a student's disruptive behavior in order to create a positive effect; remind students of the classroom rule or procedure that they are not demonstrating; make students clearly aware of the rules, procedures, and the consequence for non-compliance, and inform students that they are choosing the consequence of their behavior.


http://www.allwords.com/index.php\n\nwell its not a medical term, and its not in my dictionary check the spelling, look yourself.\nsave the link.\n\ni was kina thinking that too wrath, lol, ive got enough of it...lol.


What do you expect from Chad Pennington in the 2006-2007 Season?

I REALLY hope he does well, because if he doesn't, we're screwed.\n\nBut I expect him to play better than Brooks Bollinger and throw short passes, like Brady has so far in his career. I'm sure we'll get the OT Ferguson out of Virginia. We lost Mawae, but we kept Kendall, so if things work out, Pennington could have a mediocre to solid performance next season. And if Martin plays well again, we could surprise people...


what does woman like the most during intercourse?

getting off.. and some groaning couldnt hurt


We all know about flowers but, can you give me some extra information?

Well, I like perennial flowers that come up every year by themselves and you do not have to replant. They take very little care. The spring flowers are lilac, daffodils, Hyacinth, tulips etc. All except the lilacs grow from bulbs. It is nice to see them in the spring when a little color is so welcome. Hostas have nice foliage all summer and have a pretty flower. In the fall the chrysanthemums are nice too. They come up from the roots and come in lots of colors.


my bf cant get yahoo games to load on his comp someone tells me he needs a jave  how do i find a good free 1?

Did you mean Java?\n\nIf so you can get the runtime from http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.5.0/download.jsp


Hiccups are sudden, involuntary contractions of the diaphragm muscle. As the muscle contracts repeatedly, the opening between your vocal cords snaps shut to check the inflow of air and makes the hiccup sound. ... Irritation of the nerves that extend from the neck to the chest can cause hiccups ...Try these methods at home:\n\nHold your breath. \nDrink a glass of water quickly. \nBecome frightened. \nUse smelling salts. \nPull hard on your tongue. \nPlace one-half teaspoon of dry sugar on the back of your tongue. (You can repeat this process 3 times at 2-minute intervals. Use corn syrup, not sugar, in young children.) The reason that these remedies are thought to work is that carbon dioxide build-up in the blood will stop hiccups, which is what happens when you hold your breath.


Where to me to search for the worthy girl for creation of family?


i want to know about design of green hause (kerangka portal )?

Sorry, I don't think this is a Special Education related question. Special Education refers to the provision of services to kids with disabilities.\n\nYou might consider resolving this question. So, people don't respond. If you pick my answer, people will not needlessly answer and it will provide information to people about what types of questions are appropriate for this category. That would be helpful.\n\nThen, re-asking your question under a different, more appropriate category. You might get more and better responses. I know it is sometimes difficult to find an appropriate category.\n\nGood luck with your question. I hope this helps.


where do i look to find last appraised value of real estate? who do i contact, maybe a web site?

You should be able to get the info from the tax office where the land is located. Most of the time you will only need the address of the property. Some tax offices are techno-savvy and are online but many are not. Google the County and state where the property is located, then look for a site pertaining to property taxes or the auditors site.  Good Luck.


of course people who came into v for vendetta hoping to see a nonstop action flick will be somewhat disappointed but it does leave u thinkin about governments and terrorism. They call V a "terrorist" and in some ways he completely is. He explodes building and inflicts fear into others to get his point out but the thing that really makes u think is that one mans "terrorist" is another mans freedom fighter


Does True Love Exists ? Do you believe in it .....?


Cheapest insurance company for 1st time male driver under 25 years?

If he is just getting started his best bet is to get added on someone elses policy for a year if possible.  The only way you could do this is if the car being purchased is jointly titled.  One of the main reasons his own policy will be so expensive is insurance companies look at having prior insurance.  Most companies consider having a lapse in coverage the same as never having it before.  I would call several agents for quotes if he absolutely needs to have his own policy - http://www.findlocalinsurance.com


Who is Christopher Sholes and what did he do in 1873 that affects what we do today?

He invented the QWERTY keyboard layout, which is probably the most popular design these days.\n\nI think it was designed so that none of typewriter bars would get stuck when someone was typing very rapidly.


do yo know any boys who likegirls for who they are not what they got?

i dispise the guys that choose on looks.  i would rather know the lady, than stare at her all day.


who thinks this new outlaw the NFL is trying to make STUPID!!!?

I'm glad they are cracking down on the excessive celebration that's been happening. I think these celebrations have really degraded the sport. Personally, I think it shows much more class when a player scores a TD, just sets the ball down, and runs over to his team's sideline to get congratulated. Those are the players I like to watch.


about biology : nerve ganglion. Dorsal root ganglion?

I'm not quite sure what you are asking, but I think the answer you want is that each ganglion contains the cell bodies of the sensory neurones.\nUnipolar motor neurones have their cell bodies within the spinal cord.


what does quarantine have in connection with religion?

Good question! \n\nThis one is right up my alley. What is similar? The need to spread something... \n\nPeople (or computer viruses!) that are put in quarantine are there because they could spread disease easily to other people they could come in contact with, changing (converting) other people's health state from healthy to sick.\n\nIn religious terms this is called proselytism. Here's wikipedia's definition: proselytism generally describes attempts to convert a person from one point of view to another, usually in a religious context.\n\nReligion therefore, and in the light of your two words, behaves like a virus. Scary but true! Luckily, not all religions ask their followers to undertake this "spreading" mission... Just the virus-like ones... ;-)


historical one bedroom apartment rental data in Everett, MA 1984-1993?

you should go to the BostonGlobe.com and use their archives..a lot would depend on the location (it is Everett) and size of also condition...I'd guess about $850.00


HAVE YOU  ever been up in a hot air ballon.?

yeah. i've even bungied from one. now that was cool. have you?


i want to shave my pubic hair!!! what is thebest way!!!?

Are you sure you want to do that?? Trimming can give a nice effect also. Shaving really hurts and looks horrible when it starts to grow back.


Do you remember anything you learned in high school?

I don't think anybody learns anything in high school anymore. It's not really there to educate nowadays; it's just a system set in place to keep teenage kids from wandering the streets during the day - the government's way to try to cut down on vandalism and crime.


Need help paying my rent, does anyone  know where    besides  wellfare?

You can check with local churches and other community organizations.  If they can't help maybe they can steer you in the right direction.


I am looking for a glue for natural rubber.  It needs to be safe for medical use (contact with skin).  Thanks?

They often use 'super glue' in medical procedures because it bonds with skin and is non-toxic.  Not sure if it works with rubber, but you should be able to test it easily.\n\nThe trick, of course, is getting it off your skin when you accidentally get some one.  But there is super glue remover for that.


What do YOU think about that court case where the dad is suing the pregnant mother over child support?

The problem is that it's not the baby's fault if its mother lied, or its father was gullible, or whatever.  Child support rights belong to the child, and the mother in this case never had the authority to waive them or bargain them away. Support of children is pretty much an absolute duty of parents; prospective parents have to factor that in before deciding what to do or believe.


How do i get my mom to believe that i dont smoke pot as much as i used 2?

Give her your stash and parapheallia.  Then ask her for whatever you need for a smoke.  She will see that you have cut down, and maybe you can arrange with her to help you quit.\n\nReal people don't need drugs.  Just losers!


What is the worst thing about being in jail?

It's boring. Kind of scary. \nI am not going to complain about the regular sex.\nshower time could get right out of hand.\nseriously it is a drag. \nPsychiatric wards can be scarier, but you don't necessarily have to sleep with guys if you are broke and need a smoke, lot's of good looking loonies(I can say that I own that word) in the hospital and you cannot catch crazy so it is worth going for it.\nSo each has it's pros and con's but I would have to recommend psyche ward over jail. and jail over my last marriage.\n\n\noh for the people that say you lose your self respect, speak for yourselfs. i am just dandy.


What's you favorite verse in the bible? And what are they?

Philippians 4:13--I CAN do all things through Christ who strengthens me.\n\nI first learned this verse as a young Christian. I was a basket case. On the verge of a mental breakdown, didn't care what I looked like, believed myself to be stupid and uneducated. My family had spoken horrible things into my life. Called me w**re, thief, bad mother, fat & ugly, unwanted by my biological mother (I was adopted). My then pastor showed me this verse. Told me to say it every time I felt any of the bad things that had been spoken to me. I did it. I figured, what did I have to loose? Since that time, I have lost over 100 pounds, and now work as a manager of a group home for mentally ill adults. That which my family deemed for bad, GOD made good with this one verse. I CAN do all things through Christ who strengthens me.


I've been taking a Cambridge module under the same name "Human Resources Management"..\nThe module's book was one of the best rated human resources' books worldwide - Where you can find anything you want to know about Human Resources Management as simple as a knife in butter!!\n==> Human Resources Management By: Gary Dessler\n\n\nHere are all the chapters' power points - same thing as book but better & simplier presented, chapters' quizzes; all for FREE!\nhttp://wps.prenhall.com/bp_dessler_hrm_10/0,9874,1723424-,00.html\n\n\nEnjoy one of the really VERY interesting HR books I've ever read ;)


Why pornography is considered bad for some people??

It's true that porn is fake, but some men are just really isolated socially. They don't have a social life, so even a FAKE fantasy life is better than nothing.\n\nI think it will be more and more important for men (and women) to reach out to everyone and make sure nobody feels left out. Also, more interactions (in real life) between men and women will increase mutual understanding.


Everything you wanted to know about cyclones. [please see link]


Who would be the better tag team: Boogeyman and Undertaker or Shane McMahon and Paul Birchill?

undertaker and the boogeyman ...they are both my favorites and plus i dont know who Paul Birchill is


how can I find more info on a particular computer based on the IP address and hostname?


is there a school for marriage consultant?

You would have to have a degree in psychology.  Unless you just want a web site so people send you questions to answer.  Dealing with married couples and their problems is not easy.  It takes a lot of discipline to remain nutural!  You will also be "somewhat" responsible for your 'counseling".  Be very careful.


Speak alot and don't feel embaress to say any word. the 2nd person usually happy to correct you. I do.


Highly recommended every 2-3 hours to keep insulin level stable.  Had diabetic friend who had to eat 2 oz. lean meat (protein) before going to bed. Of course, you must follow a guidelines for diabetic foods.


it is in Texas..also the cities make their own rules as to where you can and cannot smoke...such as restraunts,etc...


whay can't guys be just friends with a girl?

You should talk to him and ask him what the problem is. If he is truely your friend he should acknowledge you anytime any place.


where can I get absolutely free quality software?


What ever happened to Ben Powers (aka Keith Anderson) of the sitcom "Good Times")?

still alive and kickin',according to imdb.com!


How should I allocate $... in CDs, stocks, savings, mutual funds?  Mid thirties, married and a child?

This Vanguard investor questionnaire with give you a rough idea how to allocate your money, depending on your financial situation.  That's the do-it-yourself approach.  You may also want to try a financial advisor.


What kind of profit does Bam Margera's mom an dad get from his abuse of them on TV?

money....and lots of it...that's all i have to say...


Name 5 things when you think of... South Africa?

Plain, Socially Endorsed Racism\nNumbing Poverty Set before a Background of Privledge\nGreat White Sharks \nNot-So-Great White People\nNelsonMandelaNelsonMandelaNelsonMandelaNelsonMandelaNelson\nMandelaNelsonMandelaNelsonMendelaNelsonMandelaNelsonMandela\n                     NELSON MANDELA!!!


How to take addmition to BSe.Electronics Eng in Sweden or Germany"Free Education".I am a Pakistani.22Male.Pls

What's your question?  If you want to apply at a Swedish university, just go to their website.  For a list of Swedish universities, go to www.studyinsweden.se


How can you prove that p-methoxycinnamic acid has a trans configuration using H NMR spectra?

You need to measure the distance between the closely spaced lines (J values).  Trans and cis J values will be different


I did not do my taxes on 2001, how would I go about filing it now?

If you meet the requirements to file you better file! All you need to do is get your tax documents together and file a 2001 tax return. You can do them yourself or pay a preparer to do them. Don't freak out. If you don't owe them money than you will not have fines and all that stuff, but I would do them cause once they open an audit they can go back for ever. I hope it works out for you


When you go on "AIM" don't you think that people are SO mean???

Yep its becuse spamers made them mean by bothering them.


What is your first kiss like? Are there really "fire works"?

Well, my very first kiss ever was very awkward - you don't know quite what to do with the nose, you see.\n\nThe first time I kissed the guy who is now my husband, I have to admit I went inside and started giggling.  You see, he had never dated anyone before, so as he was dropping me off and standing there awkwardly I literally looked at him and said, "Ok, I'm going to kiss you now."  \n\nI can't say there were "fireworks" either time, but with my husband there were definitely fireworks later.


It is the amount of glucose (sugar) found in your blood under normal circumstances.\n\nThe normal levels are: 3.5 - 8.0mmol/L OR 63 - 144mg/dL\n\nIt increases after food intake (for about two hours) and in pregnancy and decreases in prolonged starvation or excess insulin ingestion.


do you have a budget[to show you what money comes and what money goes out[?we don't have credit cards and?

The first thing you need to do is sit down and figure out what your expenses are. What are the bills you *have* to pay:\nrent\nelectric bill\nfood\ngas\ncar payment\n\nThese are all non-discretionary bills\n\nThen subtract your total monthly non-discretionary spending from your total monthly income, this number is what you can use on discretionary spending. Then agree on a personal spending allowance (play money) for each of you that you can spend each month. If he wants a new toy then he's going to have to save up his play money. The rest of the discretionary money should go toward common goals like paying down your debts and nice things for the both of you.\n\nThe link below is a great link to an excel spreadsheet that helps you calculate this. Just plug in the numbers and it does the rest!


Is it true that AC Milan's football star Ricardo Kaka got married?

yup.around christmas time last year.\n\nhis wife was a student of some sort-and allthough i'm bummed-they make the cutest couple :)


how can a bolivian person without papers recieve a social security card and is expecting a baby in the u.s.???

There is not enough information to answer your question.\n\nIf you want to Marry a US Citizen he or she has to obtain a Fiancee Visa and you need to get married withing 90 days of the filing of the Visa.\n\nAfter you are legally in the United States of America you can then start the process to become a US Permanent Resident.\n\nYou don't get automatic US Permantent Residency just by marriage of a US Citizen. \n\nKeep in mind, to get a Fiance Visa, You need to leave the United States of America and enter again legally with your Fiance Visa.\n\nThe Visa and the SSN are not related in any way.


Are they building a new mall in Champions Gate Florida?

no its only storage units & a new car wash


why do most girls love to shop i hate shopping?

I have no idea. I am so with you...there is nothing worse than when you are out with someone that loves to shop. It is so painful....


An eye care poem? Really? That's a pretty specific request.\n\nI suggest you find a love poem on the internet, and eveytime you see the words "I LOVE YOU" replace them with "EYE WASH IN A WARM SALINE SOLUTION".\n\nOr something like that.


Like other characteristics, the distribution of hand size can be described using a "bell shaped curve." So, on AVERAGE boys will have bigger hands than girls. However, there will be some girls that have bigger hands than some boys.\n\nAlso, since you specified "boys" and "girls" rather than male vs. female, you introduce the confounding variable of age. To illustrate, a 12 year old girl will likely have bigger hands than a 3 year old boy.\n\nThanks for the excellent question.


if someone has interstitial pulmonary fibrosis. and a spirometer test is done, what results would you get??

Restrictive pattern. FEV1, FVC, PEFR, everything decreases. FEV1/ FVC ratio increases.


difference of the urine genital of toads and humans?

frogs have a cloaca, a single reservoir for both urine and feces.  Fortunately in humans these are divided so we have one opening for urine and another for feces.


most of it. yes! it's getting ridiculous! getting wives for their father, tricking people's family into believing their kid marry somebody awesome, getting gf/bf, etc! it's becoming worse!\n\nI don't mind shows like Worlds Apart, where they take people who lives in the USA off to live somewhere else to live in scraps and native. That is at least education on knowing how the other lives.


Do you mean heart wall motion abnormality?  That would be a finding on an echocardiogram that would indicate ischemia, or lack of adequate blood flow, to that wall.\n\nThe term "hert wall abnormality" is not really used...


What's the rule of teachers in Kindergarten Health ?

Um, wash your hands a lot?  Cover your mouth when you sneeze?  Don't spread cooties?


Would you consider buying a Gateway laptop over a Dell if all else were equal but the Gateway was cheaper?

Dell customer support got so bad they had to bring their business customer support back in to the US because they were ticking off some of their biggest clients. Dell still has their standard support based in India/Pakistan so I give it no higher mark than any other is not worse.\n\nFor a horror story I can tell you one of my customers with a 4 hour silver contract with Dell found out that the 4 hours starts from the time Dell decides it's a hardware failure and does not count the 30 hours of support calls.\n\nGateway use to be top notch and they have made some major company changes lately to try and get back on their game. I have considered their convertable tablet over all the other tablets and I'm just waiting/hopiing to see SATA drives in a tablet before I buy.


undelete a word file which is not in not in the recycle bin?

First thing is not to panic, a deleated file isn't gone, it just become free memory that the computer overwrites only when it needs to, so odds are it's still there if you know where to look.\nIf you've accidentally deleated a file from the recycle bin that you wanted to restore then you want a data recovery program. \nThere are several available for free on the internet and some of the ones you have to pay for offer a free trial, each one has various levels of success on what they can recover, it all depends on how long ago it was erased. So it's good to shop around.\njust go to google an type in something obvious like "deleted file restorers" or "data recovery software"\nOrigionaly used by the police now available for you at home.


Rats are nocturnal, but will come out in daytime for food if required.\n\nThe odds of you catching a rat sleeping are close to zero. They are very cautious and have excellent hearing and vibration sesnes and will come to full alertness in seconds.\n\nYou are better off with a trap.\n\nKeep in mind, there is no such thing as a solitary rat in an apartment. Where there is one, there are many.\n\nYou could bait a number of traps, or if you are inclined, put some poison baits in the walls, behind appliances, in the cupboards, in the dark corners of thehalls, etc. Just be sure to warn neighbors with small pets and kids if you bait with poison.


The program Deal/No Deal. What is the Web Site to enter your name to be drawn to  win a case?

www.channel4.com/dealornodeal\n  This is in the UK


Are there any cold/flu/strep medicines that don't affect you mentally?

which of teh 3 do you have? \nA steph throat requires antiobiotics, they won't affect you mentally.\n\nCold/flu medicines are very varied, it depends on what is bothering you the most. Many OTC medicines don't cause drawsiness, just read the labels, and be sure to buy the one specially made for your sympthoms.


which soccer club has won the most trophies?


Jim Croce    Elvis Presley\nBob Dylan    Harry Chapman\nNeil Young   Carly Simon\nBilly Joel   Sheryl Crow\nElton John   David Bromberg\nyou did not specify with or without back up.\nAll of these artists can give a concert all by themselves.


Would you ever be a surrogate mother to make money? Would you guys ever approve of this from your girlfriend?

Would not approve at all...\n\nbut - who knows what the future holds...?


how do i sign in to yahoo messanger from the home page?

there is an option on the homepage of the y answers


What are the advantages of being female?


in the universe is the fastest speed twice the speed of light?

The fastest speed for any single object is c. Sometimes it's also useful to refer to the speed at which the relative distance between two objects is changing. The maximum value allowed by special relativity for that is 2c, but in cosmology the distance between two objects billions of lightyears apart could be changing at an even faster rate because of the expansion of the space.


Life – it has a meaning and loving purpose - you just have to find your purpose and live it.\n\nI believe every person is here for a definite purpose. Each person is special and valuable; that refers to me, you, your family, friends, in fact everybody! There is a loving plan for each of our lives here on earth and there is no such thing as coincidence. I don't believe that anything in life happens by chance and that every aspect of our lives points to something deeper.\n\nAs human beings, we all ask the question: Who am I? Who am I meant to become? What is my value or destiny as a human being? Who will become for me the model of my humanity? Pope John Paul II told us that ultimately JESUS CHRIST IS THE ANSWER to these questions. Christ is the living blueprint and pattern for our humanity. Jesus Christ reveals our meaning to us.\n\nThus Pope John Paul II, quoting Vatican II in his Redeemer of the Human Race, wrote: "Christ...fully reveals man to himself and brings to light his most high calling." "In Christ and through Christ," the pope added, all are enabled to come to "full awareness of their dignity...and of the meaning of their existence."\n\nYou need to decide now to live for God rather than for yourself. You spend your life on Earth preparing yourself (as best you can) for death. I don't see death as a scary, negative experience, but birth into a bliss filled eternal life with God. I believe that this is something you have to consciously choose or not during your life on earth. \n\nThe meaning of life is for us to discover that we are true children of an infinitely loving and merciful God, to find out what our responsibilities are to our Creator, and to fulfill those responsibilities. Each of us is called to affirm, accept and develop the talents God has given us.


what do you do when you completely lose all sound on your computer?

If you have two sound cards, like me, maybe one of the sound cards took its place.  Maybe your sound driver died, your sound card died, the slot your sound card was in died or your direct x is messed up. Also make sure you didn't use head phones and leave them attached.