Does anyone know any really funny "Yo momma" jokes?

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!


Can anyone tell me anything about Jupiter?

Jupiter is the fifth planet from the Sun and is the largest one in the solar system. If Jupiter were hollow, more than one thousand Earths could fit inside. It also contains more matter than all of the other planets combined. It has a mass of 1.9 x 1027 kg and is 142,800 kilometers (88,736 miles) across the equator. Jupiter possesses 28 known satellites, four of which - Callisto, Europa, Ganymede and Io - were observed by Galileo as long ago as 1610. Another 12 satellites have been recently discovered and given provisional designators until they are officially confirmed and named. There is a ring system, but it is very faint and is totally invisible from the Earth. (The rings were discovered in 1979 by Voyager 1.) The atmosphere is very deep, perhaps comprising the whole planet, and is somewhat like the Sun. It is composed mainly of hydrogen and helium, with small amounts of methane, ammonia, water vapor and other compounds. At great depths within Jupiter, the pressure is so great that the hydrogen atoms are broken up and the electrons are freed so that the resulting atoms consist of bare protons. This produces a state in which the hydrogen becomes metallic. \nColorful latitudinal bands, atmospheric clouds and storms illustrate Jupiter's dynamic weather systems. The cloud patterns change within hours or days. The Great Red Spot is a complex storm moving in a counter-clockwise direction. At the outer edge, material appears to rotate in four to six days; near the center, motions are small and nearly random in direction. An array of other smaller storms and eddies can be found through out the banded clouds. \n\nAuroral emissions, similar to Earth's northern lights, were observed in the polar regions of Jupiter. The auroral emissions appear to be related to material from Io that spirals along magnetic field lines to fall into Jupiter's atmosphere. Cloud-top lightning bolts, similar to superbolts in Earth's high atmosphere, were also observed. \n\nJupiter's Ring\nUnlike Saturn's intricate and complex ring patterns, Jupiter has a simple ring system that is composed of an inner halo, a main ring and a Gossamer ring. To the Voyager spacecraft, the Gossamer ring appeared to be a single ring, but Galileo imagery provided the unexpected discovery that Gossamer is really two rings. One ring is embedded within the other. The rings are very tenuous and are composed of dust particles kicked up as interplanetary meteoroids smash into Jupiter's four small inner moons Metis, Adrastea, Thebe, and Amalthea. Many of the particles are microscopic in size. \n\nThe innermost halo ring is toroidal in shape and extends radially from about 92,000 kilometers (57,000 miles) to about 122,500 kilometers (76,000 miles) from Jupiter's center. It is formed as fine particles of dust from the main ring's inner boundary 'bloom' outward as they fall toward the planet. The main and brightest ring extends from the halo boundary out to about 128,940 kilometers (80,000 miles) or just inside the orbit of Adrastea. Close to the orbit of Metis, the main ring's brightness decreases. \n\nThe two faint Gossamer rings are fairly uniform in nature. The innermost Amalthea Gossamer ring extends from the orbit of Adrastea out to the orbit of Amalthea at 181,000 kilometers (112,000 miles) from Jupiter's center. The fainter Thebe Gossamer ring extends from Amalthea's orbit out to about Thebe's orbit at 221,000 kilometers (136,000 miles). \n\nJupiter's rings and moons exist within an intense radiation belt of electrons and ions trapped in the planet's magnetic field. These particles and fields comprise the jovian magnetosphere or magnetic environment, which extends 3 to 7 million kilometers (1.9 to 4.3 million miles) toward the Sun, and stretches in a windsock shape at least as far as Saturn's orbit - a distance of 750 million kilometers (466 million miles). \n\nJupiter Statistics \nMass (kg) 1.900e+27 \nMass (


I have a feeling you mean "when" not where?\n\nThe concept of a body so massive that not even light could escape it was put forward by the English geologist John Michell in a 1783 paper sent to the Royal Society.\n\nBefore the term black hole was created (i believe in the late 60's) reference to this kind of object was called a black star in the origional 60's star trek series.


This is not only in males. In the simplest terms: A gene is a piece of DNA that codes for a specific protein, in this case an androgen receptor. So when the cell puts this code into action it will make new androgen receptors. \n\nAndrogen receptors are present on specific organs.  Androgens are a type of steroid hormone, the most popular example being Testosterone, when these hormones interact with their receptor they cause a change in the cells activity or function. Some of the basic actions of androgens are development of male sex organs, but androgens act elsewhere in the body, at hair follicles, which is why you heard it may be involved in balding.


Who Said "If Music Be The Food of Love .................... Play On ?

William Shakespeare - "Twelfth Night", Act I scene i


Here is a guide step by step:\n\nhttp://www.pcstats.com/articleview.cfm?articleID=1491


Hello any one knew that the best school of baseball is in dominican republic?


What the hell does FIFA stand for anyway?

The Fédération Internationale de Football Association, universally known by its acronym FIFA, is the international governing body of football (soccer). Its headquarters are in Zürich, Switzerland and its current president is Sepp Blatter


does any1 know some history on argenitina or uruguay, if so: let me know?

The area of present Argentina was sparsely populated until it was colonized by Europeans. The native people known as Diaguita lived in northwestern Argentina on the edge of the expanding Inca Empire; the Guaraní lived farther east.\n\nEuropeans arrived in 1502. Spain established a permanent colony on the site of Buenos Aires in 1580, and the Viceroyalty of the Río de la Plata in 1776. In 1806 and 1807 The British Empire invaded the Viceroyalty, but the creole population managed to repel the invasions. On May 25, 1810, after the confirmation of the rumors about the overthrowing of King Ferdinand VII by Napoleon, the most prominent citizens of Buenos Aires took advantage of the situation and created the First Government Junta. Independence from Spain was declared on July 9, 1816. Centralist and federationist groups were in conflict, until national unity was established and the constitution promulgated in 1853.\n\nForeign investment and immigration from Europe aided the introduction of modern agricultural techniques and integration of Argentina into the world economy in the late 19th century. In the 1880s the "Conquest of the Desert" subdued or exterminated the remaining native tribes throughout Patagonia.\n\nFrom 1880 to 1930 Argentina became one of the six wealthiest nations in the world. Conservative forces dominated Argentine politics until 1916, when their traditional rivals, the Radicals, won control of the government. The military forced Hipólito Yrigoyen from power in 1930 leading to another decade of Conservative rule.\n\nPolitical change led to the presidency of Juan Perón in 1946, who aimed at empowering the working class and greatly expanded the number of unionised workers. The Revolución Libertadora of 1955 deposed him.\n\nIn the 1950s and 1960s, military and civilian administrations traded power. When military governments failed to revive the economy and suppress escalating terrorism in the late 1960s and early 1970s, the way was open for Perón's return to the presidency in 1973, with his third wife, María Estela Isabel Martínez de Perón, as Vice President. During this period, extremists on the left and right carried out terrorist acts with a frequency that threatened public order.\n\n \nPerón died in 1974. His wife succeeded him in office, but a military coup removed her from office in 1976, and the armed forces formally exercised power through a junta in charge of the self-appointed National Reorganisation Process, until 1983. The armed forces repressed opposition using harsh illegal measures (the "Dirty War"); thousands of dissidents were "disappeared", while the SIDE cooperated with DINA and other South American intelligence agencies, and allegedly with the CIA in Operation Condor. Many of the military leaders that took part in the Dirty War were trained in the U.S. financed School of the Americas, among them Argentine dictators Leopoldo Galtieri and Roberto Viola.\n\nEconomic problems, charges of corruption, public revulsion in the face of human rights abuses and, finally, the country's 1982 defeat in the Falklands War discredited the Argentine military regime.\n\nDemocracy was restored in 1983. Raúl Alfonsín's Radical government took steps intending to account for the "disappeared", establishing civilian control of the armed forces and consolidating democratic institutions. Failure to resolve endemic economic problems and an inability to maintain public confidence caused his early departure.\n\nPresident Carlos Menem imposed peso-dollar fixed exchange rate in 1991 to stop hyperinflation, and adopted far-reaching market-based policies, dismantling protectionist barriers and business regulations, and implementing a privatisation program. These reforms contributed to significant increases in investment and growth with stable prices through most of the 1990s.\n\nThe Menem and de la Rúa administrations faced diminished competitiveness of exports, mass


When I send an email can you trace it where it's coming from and the computer?

erm you need more details but you can create a fake e-mail address ,but that takes a lot of steps and includes telnet. Telnet can put your computer in danger if another hacker finds it. Also if you have telnet you have to get permission from your ISP(internet service provider). If you want to encrypt the things in the e-mail I suggest you use a PGP. PGP is a program that encrypts your data. The only thing that can break it is by brute force.\nhope I helped...\nBTW even if you used some services that will protect your e-mail account from being recognized the can still send a probe that will find out what your true e-mail adress is.


What is the difference between a canoe and a kayak?

They are entirely different boats. A canoe is designed so that the occupants (usually two) fall out of the boat when it capsizes. A kayak is designed so that the occupant (usually one) stays in the boat even when capsized and attempts to flip the boat back upright with the paddle.\nBoth can be used in still or fast water, though a kayak is a better choice for really rough rapids and small falls (more maneuverable).


who can create a website to track people with gps devices with mappoint similar to earth.google.com?


True Love ....\n\nIt's as mysterious as the stars it was written on, as elusive. It is everything it's hyped about to be. It's worth taking every risk, it's worth fighting for, and the problem is if you don't risk all then you risk even more. Love is kind of an elixir that lures us out of reality and into the realm of fantasy. It's like a drug creating an altered state of consciousness.\n\nLove is the moment when an unfavorable act becomes favorable, when you make excuses for some one else's mistakes, when you learn to tolerate, when you learn acceptance, when sacrificing becomes the beauty of life. \n\nIt's the courage to tell the truth especially when you believe its unspeakable.\n\nIt's the time when seeing some one, being seen by some one and thinking about some one feels good, when you learn to find happiness in the smallest of moments.\n\nThat's love--when you learn to put down your ego and love some one more than that.\n\nLove is forgetting your self and remembering some one else. \n\nLove is choosing your partner exactly as he is, and supporting him in his choices. It's honoring your partner's truth and wanting best for him.\n\nIt's not controlling or possessing but rather respecting and trusting.\n\nIt does not mean owning some one, getting some one, rather it means being happy in your loved one's happiness.\n\nLove means living without judgments. It means treasuring your beloved and never taking him for granted. \n\nLove means being able to forgive and learning to give more then you get. It means reaching out when you don't want to, communicating rather than assuming and asking questions rather than jumping to conclusions.\n\nIt means working things out rather than fighting, fighting rather than leaving, and staying through the hurts and disappointments, knowing that through commitment all can be healed. \n\nFalling in love is like being enveloped in a magical cloud. The air feels fresher, the flowers smell sweeter, food tastes more delectable, and the stars shine more brightly at night. You feel light and lofty as though you are floating through life, and your problems and challenges suddenly seem insignificant and easily surmountable. Your body feels alive, your skin tingles and you awaken in the morning with a smile on your face. You are suspended in a state of supreme delight.\n\nLove is a feeling and an action that arises from the most primal place within us. Making a relationship however, is a process that is learned. A relationship is the vessel that carries the precious cargo of love through time.\n\nRelationships are like a precious antique lamp; it takes a little polish and some effort to restore it to its valuable condition. A relationships love and luster will only improve with age if you continually give it the care that keeps it beautiful. But once you uncover its essential beauty it will bring you joy for years to come.\n\nAfter having said all this I want to say that you have to make the decision on your own, on one hand love is magic, on the other it's time tested relationship worked hard and furiously at.


How do you get public access to Bernalillo County New Mexico superior Court?

To begin with, not ALL court records are public records. Depending on the case. Call them or ask an attorney for assistance.\n\nBernalillo County Government--Sheriff's Department, Court Services Division, District Court Security\nAlbuquerque, NM zip code\nPhone: (505) 768-4226\nPhone: (505) 768-4140\nPhone: (505) 768-4114


Where can i buy vicodin without a prescription?


For guys If a girl does not shave down there. And has never shave do you still like it. or what?

I surely do.  Hair down there (everywhere!) is soooooo sexy looking!!! The more the better. Not only do I greatly appreciate an all-natural woman, she appreciates the things I do for her after seeing her in all her womanly glory!!


Could you maybe have Asperger's syndrome? Social apathy is one symptom...\n\nAsperger's Syndrome is a newly recognized neurological disorder. It shares many of the same characteristics of autism, although people with Asperger's Syndrome do not have the accompanying disabilities. Those afflicted with this syndrome have difficulty understanding what those around them think and feel. As a result of this, they often behave inappropriately in social situations, or do things that may appear to be unkind or callous. Many Asperger sufferers have a difficult time in planning and coping with change despite average or above-average intelligence. This manifests itself as a notable lack of "common sense".\n\nTwo things with this answer:\n    (a) It's only a suggestion, I don't know you and could therefore never presume to diagnose you based on the tiny bit of info you have shared... \n    (b) If you think you may have Asperger's, it does not mean you are abnormal! Social abilities/interest are on a continuous scale/spectrum, with the low end being people who are very social and high end being autism/Asperger's. Most people with Asperger's do not feel they have a diability...\n\nIf you think there is a remote possibility you may 'have' this, I would suggest searching 'dsm-iv asperger's' in yahoo to see the criteria for a diagnosis...\n\n\nAll the best!


if the rate of 5.70% $25.000 how much interest would i have earnt say nine mounths?

The way you solve this problem is by\n\n25,000 *.057\n1,425 a year, but need only 9 months so divide by 12 and get\n118.75 a month and multiply by 9 to recieve your answer\n1068.75


Female anglers grow to be more than a yard long.\n\nThe males can reach a length of only 4 to 6 inches.


Should I wait for a girl who is going to go to Europe for three months in May or should I just move on?

To wait is to create hold, is she holding her life for you? Because if she's not , you need to experience life as well, if its meant to be you both will meet in the middle and if its not you can enjoy the memories you had that lead you into your next venture.


What type of network has nodes attached to a central backbone?

I believe you are talking about a bus network topology


what is the secret of the success story of the BRAZIL SOCCER?

easy ...brazilian footballers are usually born into extreme poverty so they have no proper football boots , no proper football and no proper grass to play on ...\n\nso when they finally do have a chance to play with proper equiptment they have mastered the game already using a tennis ball on rough ground ....so a football on a flat pitch is easy to control..\no and they have real passion as they know where they will end up if they dont achive something ..


Are there any new techniques for breast reduction that have less noticeable scars?

The key-hole reduction technique is very good, I had it done myself.  \n\nFor the sake of this topic, I am going to admit to having had a breast reduction when I was 23 years old.  I was quite well-endowed (something like a 36 Triple E or something like that),but my mom had insurance and I was a college student at that time living at home.\n\nThe insurance company had rules about how much needs to be removed to be covered by insurance (insurance companies WILL pay for REDUCTIONS but not enhancements).  Even now, most insurance companies will pay for reductions if there is a medical need (posture, skin problems, pain, etc) that your doctor is willing to support as a need and there is a certain volume that needs to be removed.\n\nI had 1000 mls removed from each breast (1 quart from each breast), and the minimum was 500 mls so I was double the minimum requirement.\n\nI am so glad that I had it done.\n\nSome advice:\n\n#1  Go for an A cup or B cup.  Your breasts will actually relax and get larger or rather more relaxed.  I am nearly a C cup after getting the B cup dimensions.\n\n#2  Take the recommended vitamins and medications faithfully as recommended and don't play games (I DID get infection from playing games, but even then I would still have done it again as happy as I am with the results).\n\n#3  The older a person is, the less scarring there will be.  Young peoples skin actually retracts more.. more pull on the suture, etc lines.  Older skin isn't that taut.\n\n#4  I have some fine line scarring but they have faded alot.  I just turned 40 and I would feel comfortable wearing a bikini even having had the surgery.  I have perfect shaped breasts (one slightly larger than the other.. but most women are slightly different in size, but I can wear a B cup for both sides without any difficulty).\n\nIf you are truely interested, find out from your insurance, if you have decent insurance I am sure it would cover reasonable needs.  Also, the recovery time for such surgeries have drastically reduced with improved surgical techniques.\n\nI had the keyhole style done.  I like how it turned out.  Basically the nipple is left intact, the tissue is released around it and tissue is removed below and brought up and reattached to around the nipple.\n\nHere is what one website described:\n\n"Anchor-shaped Breast Lift: \n \n For women with larger or more severely drooping, sagging breasts, the anchor-shaped breast lift procedure is more effective. \nThe physician will draw a key-hole shape above the nipple and areola. At the bottom of the key-hole, he/she will draw an anchor shape from the right to the left side of the breast. \n\nThe skin in the (upper cross-hatched) area of the “anchor” will be removed along with some excess breast tissue. The nipple and areola are moved up to the (lower cross-hatched) “key-hole,” then the skin is sutured (stitched) around the areola, vertically down to the chest and side to side along the newly created bottom fold of the breast." \n  \nThis image is about what my reduction started (before) and ended (after) at.\n\nhttp://www.beautysurge.com/digitalimaging/before_after_photos/breast_reduction_pictures.jpg


when you login isn't there some kind of acct. manager? If not, just delete your photos and make your description just some garbage.  if you can't delete it, you can make it generic.


Due to the fact that when it rains there is low visibility and yellow is a highly visible color.


what do the colors on the egypt flag stand for ?(if any reason)?

This is quoted from the website below:\n"The color red refers to the period before 1952 Revolution which brought a group of army officers to power after deposing King Farouk, then King of Egypt. This was a period characterized by the struggle against the British occupation of the country. The white symbolizes the advent of the 1952 Revolution which ended the monarchy without bloodshed. The color black symbolizes the end of the oppression of the people of Egypt at the hands of the Monarchy and British colonialism."


which music group sang the number SUSANAH ?

Poco sang Susannah. \n\n The other groups mentioned also had name songs, with Rosanna being the Toto song and Sarah by Jefferson Starship.


Who makes the best knives. Cold Steel? Why?

Who's to say who's the best?\n  With a name brand, you get the quality associated with that brand, but I can't claim every Brand A is better suited to your purposes than Brand B.\n\n  Depends on what you need the blade for, you shouldn't just limit yourself to "the best brand," you actually have to handle a given knife to see if you like it.  There are a LOT of things to consider to determine if a given blade best suits your needs.  Everything about a knife, including the alloy it is made of, should be taken into account (harder, in some cases, may not be better).\n\nCold Steel does have some pretty nice folding knives, but my preference is actually two seperate tools: a multi-tool, such as a Gerber or Leatherman for utility, and a Smith & Wesson Special Ops dagger when I need a larger blade.\n\nIf you are looking for a knife you are going to handle a LOT in a wide variety of applications, go handle some blades (as opposed to deciding from the picture in a catalog) and see what fits your needs.


How can I find a neurosurgeon in the Northern Virginia area that specialized in Chiari Malformation?

It is very hard to find a neurosurgeon that specializes in chiari malformation in the first place.  I did find a website that had arnold chiari malformation in the neurosurgery area, so that is promising. http://www.virginiahospitalcenter.com It is in Arlington. I hope that is close to where you are.  If you could travel and afford it , the place that I have heard wonderful things about is The Chiari Institute in New York. http://www.chiariinstitute.com  Here's hoping the best for you!


Two wraps for the winch, one wrap for the tailer.


Will someone explian the theory of the Iron Triangle?

"Iron triangle is a phrase typically used by American political scientists to describe what are deemed to be cosy relationships in U.S. politics between the legislature, government bureaucracies, and constituencies; which ultimately result in very tight policy-making circles."\n\nhttp://www.ask.com/web?q=define+Iron+Triangle%3F&qsrc=1&o=0


How do I set up a file for my family photos in my computer?

just right click in the white space in your "My documents" folder, then scroll down to "new" and select folder. Name this folder "Family Photos". Once you take the pics off your camera you should be able to right click them, then select copy/cut and then just paste it into that folder.


when people say you have to "find yourself", how are you supposed to do that?

u know when u ask this question, means ur seriously lost. \n\nTry doing the following:\n\n1. write a diary.. mention ur frustrations, ur hates or peeves or the people who have hurt u. these would tell u things that u dont like. \n\n2. mention ur dreams.. make cut outs from magazines of the perfect things u want in life.. this would tell u your aspirations. \n\n3. catch up on your hobby or join a meditation class, this will teach u relax. \n\n4 lastly, train your self to care less about what others say.. it will teach u independence of thought, word and deed and also make u care more about ur own needs. \n\n5. try talking to your self. it helps me maybe it might help u. \n\nto find your self u need to do soul searching, there is no perfect formula or a place to do it.. just some conscious effort. all the best


My is average. But when my man gets hold off it, he licks, sucks, and bites it so much that it swells to enormous! WICKED! When your walkin, your lips rub on to it and you get fantastic sensations all day. Highly recommended! LoL


Is necon 1/35 used for menopausal symptoms?

Necon 1/35 can be used for treatment of menopausal symptoms, yes.  It is an estrogen and progestin combination contraceptive pill, also used to prevent pregnancy, regulate the menstrual cycle, or treat any other condition as determined by the doctor.  Hope that helps!


Why do people have to ask such sick questions?

I was thinking the same thing. Probably because they think it is funny, or want to see if there are people out there who take their sick stuff seriously. \nI believe most of those questions are in violition with the guidelines. A solution might be to report a question like that and if Yahoo feels the question is indeed violating their guidelines, the question will be removed. If pple do continue to ask those kind of questions, their id can be removed too by yahoo.\nTiff


Sounds like a lack of self confidence. Suggest to your Mother to take a coarse in 'self confidence'. Once she is confident, she'll shine thru. She won't have to go looking for attention, the attention will come to her. You must really love your Mom. Good luck!


would if you got glasses and you were like really hot befroe you got them and now you look like a nerd?

How long ago did you get them? Some places have a return policy if you change your mind in a certain amount of time. \n\nI have glasses and I recommend anyone getting them for the first time try to find a place that will give you a deal like that. \n\nI have had mine a while. I get the thinner newer frames and kind of small frames. They look better on me. It does take you a while to find what you like. But I did. \n\nHave you thought of contacs. I could not wear them though. So get trial ones if you try them. An eye doctor will charge more to get the contac RX but usually will give you a free trial pair. \n\nI have found the best and cheapest glasses at Walmart. But mine are still like over $200, under $300. But I am picky and wear mine for several years. My eyes have stopped getting worse. \n\nI have astigmatism. But a really weird thing happened like the year before last. My near sighted problems got 5 times better!!! The eye doctor said it is rare but happens. Same place I have went to for ages. I went in thinking my eyes were worse, I had worse headaches and I had to keep taking my glasses off that I had a long time. And was in shock when the eye doctor told me that!!!\n\nGood luck!!! BTW my husband still finds me hot, lol.


I want to install an UTM. Can any one suggest which one is batter ? Forinet or Sonicwall?

Sonicwall. It's almost impossible to get through it!


Is the U.S. in "a crisis" with oil prices as high as they are? why, why not?

Yes we are in a crises! And if something is not done it is only going to get worse. I don't know exactly what needs to be done but Americans need to make a stand against this and say enough is enough. It is all over the news, on the net, talk shows and so on. That suggests to me that something is wrong. I don't know what Americans are going to do. The price of everything has went up and continues to go up. And we are not getting any cost of living increases either. The rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. And no help from the government because they are some of those getting richer over the oil. When Exxon goes above Wal-mart we have a problem.


What if there were only two presidential canidates.....but one was a woman and one was a gay man?

A flaming gay man would be kinda fun and different... a breath of fresh air for the world of phony politics.


It depends on where you go? Lke all major cities Paris has its bad and good parts. Outside the city is very poor and they have major issues with crime. The south is very warmer than the north. You will find areas around Nice was rich and better off. You will find white sandy beaches. The west coast is cool and beautiful. Overal France is middle to low income. It is not a rich country. The people are overal friendly. Many people like to joke and say they are rude or stink. But it is not different than other country you will visit. I say it is worth a visit. \n\nI have been there many times and in face live only a few hours away to the north (Netherlands). It is a nice country and many areas a filled with friendly people, good food and beautiful rolling hills. Yes Paris cost a lot and it does stink, the people are rude but so is New York City. Or is Amsterdam, Berlin and all cities of that size. The rest is great for a visit.


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How good are the job prospects with respect to a career in biotechnology or molecular biology ?

Where do you live?\nThe US are currently being held back a bit in terms of research by the Government's conservative posture, meaning that no federal money is being put into controversial technologies such as stem cell research. A lot of researchers are going to Europe instead, seemingly opportunities there are growing.\nThere's probably still a lot of money in biology in the US, though. But it's decreasing.


What type of money can I make as a female escort?

that depends on you and how much you charge for it.


You and my wife both!! Mine is Joe Gibbs Racing, Tony Stewart RULES!! and Jeff Gordon is a PUSSY>


Anyone know what happened to the Parental Notification Prior to Abortion Act after the Supreme Court ruling?

"A lower court was wrong to declare unconstitutional a New Hampshire statute restricting abortions for minors, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled unanimously on Wednesday." dated January 18, 2006 on Foxnews.com. (check out link below for complete article)\n\nI couldn't find anything that says the lower court has made its new ruling yet.


Do woman like being dominated and told what to do, is there place in the home........?

It depends on the woman and/or her upbringing and beliefs. I know I do not like to be dominated. That makes you less of a person, we are all equal.


What do u think is going to happen on the 2 hr. season finale on lost?

well i go to \n\nwww.thefuselage.com\n\nand there is a lot of theories and spoilers there. I think that something is going to happen with the fake Henry and I have a feeling we may see Desmond again.


WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????\nRomans killed Jesus. \nI dont hate Jews. Cut Jews some slack they have been getting treated like crap since the B.C times. What is that people have against Jews. What did Jews ever do to you Jew haters anyways?


How long will marihuana be detectable by a drug test?

How long drugs are detectable in the system depends on a number of factors:The drug taken, How much and how often taken,Body weight, Individual metabolism A single hit of cannabis may disappear in a few days, whereas heavy or chronic use can be detected in urine up to a month after stopping.\n\nMarijuana can be detected in your body for up to 30 days. There is no way of cleaning marijuana out of your system faster, you can only give it time.


Does anyone have Fybromyalgia and what are your symptoms?

I've got it!! it's alot of pain everywhere pretty much. I say to people that it's like arthrits of your entire body.all your bones,muscles,joints,tissue areas , etc... hurt in 1 way or another. go to a rhuematologist,nuerologist,& and anyone else you can that will listen till they find out why!!!!, you're in constant pain. many drs. will blow you off cuz they think you just want pain pills for the buzz or to sell. if you're really in that much discomfort keep on till you find someone who will help. maybe try a chiropractor, that's who 1st found it in me , then I followed up with other drs. hope you feel better soon!it sucks to be in pain all the time!!!!


Should I buy a home now in South Florida or wait?

It's definitely a buyer's market right now.  Many people are fleeing Hurricane Season.


are end user's the part of IT infrastructure?

We're not going to do your homework for you, especially when you ask the same question repeatedly. Reported to abuse.


I want to give a standard word and get the slang equivalent, are there any such slang dictionaries on the Net?


Why are there some spouting Racist statements over the immigration issues? Are you that immature or obtuse?

Don't let it bother you.  It's a last ditch effort to justify ILLEGAL actions.  The race card no longer holds any meaning here.


Why does lactic acid build up in muscles? And why does it cause soreness?

When you exercise, sugar is broken down into different chemicals, to produce energy for muscles. As long as you get all the oxygen you need, the final products are carbon dioxide and water, but if you exercise so vigorously that you can't get the oxygen that you need, the reactions stop, causing a chemical called lactic acid to accumulate in your muscles and spill into you bloodstream. \n\nLactic acid causes muscles to hurt and makes you feel tired. You breathe hard and fast and slow down to catch up with your oxygen debt, which converts lactic acid into carbon dioxide and water that are blown off as you breathe. Blood levels of lactic acid lower and your muscles stop hurting. A pace that you can hold breathing deeper and faster, but not gasping for breath is called the lactic acid threshhold and is the training level for most competitive athletes.\n\nDuring intense exercise, such as sprinting type activities, when the rate of demand for energy is high, lactate is produced faster than the ability of the tissues to remove it and lactate concentration begins to rise. This is a beneficial process since the regeneration of NAD+ ensures that energy production is maintained and exercise can continue. Contrary to popular belief, this increased concentration of lactate does not directly cause acidosis, nor is it responsible for muscle pain or "burning". This is because lactate itself is not capable of releasing a proton, and secondly, the acidic form of lactate (lactic acid) cannot be formed under normal circumstances in human tissues. Analysis of the glycolytic pathway in humans indicates that there are not enough hydrogen ions present in the glycolytic intermediates to produce lactic or any other acid.\n\nThe acidosis that is associated with increases in lactate concentration during heavy exercise arises from a completely separate reaction. When ATP is hydrolysed (split) for energy, a hydrogen ion is released. It is these hydrogen ions that are primarily responsible for the decrease in pH. During intense exercise, oxidative metabolism (aerobic) cannot produce ATP quick enough to supply the demands of the muscle. As a result, glycolysis (i.e. anaerobic metabolism) becomes the dominant energy producing pathway as it can form ATP at high rates. Due to the large amounts of ATP being produced and hydrolysed in a short period of time, the buffering systems of the tissues are overcome, causing pH to fall and creating a state of acidosis. This may be one factor, among many, that contributes to the acute muscular discomfort experienced shortly after intense exercise.\n\nAlthough it is not firmly established, it is possible that lactate may contribute to an acidotic effect via the strong ion difference, however this has not been well investigated in exercise physiology research and so its contribution is still uncertain.


What things should be accomplished by 35?

Don't set limits by your age. Do what you want to do when you are ready to do it and not a moment earlier.


Has anyone heard about prophecy that claims the next pope will be Satan or the son of the Devil?

The prophecy is known as the Prophecy of St Malachy:\nhttp://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/malachy.asp\n\nHis prophecy about the next pope, supposedly also the last pope, reads as follows:\n\nIn persecutione extrema S.R.E. sedebit Petrus Romanus, qui pascet oves in multis tribulationibus: quibus transactis civitas septicollis diruetur, & Judex tremêdus judicabit populum suum. Finis.\n(In extreme persecution, the seat of the Holy Roman Church will be occupied by Peter the Roman, who will feed the sheep through many tribulations, at the term of which the city of seven hills will be destroyed, and the formidable Judge will judge his people. The End.)


Who will win the World best soccer player?


My YIM crashes every time lately. I need to communicate. I use mac. What happened?

Have you tried downloading the latest version?  If not, download it from messenger.yahoo.com.\n\nIf you have just recently updated and that caused a problem, delete the program and install an older version (you can usually find this on the Yahoo Messenger website, also.  A Yahoo search can even help you find an older version, if need be.


I believe sex is the main recipe in long term life, true or false, why?

having a healthy sexual relationship with a long term partner i believe is a good way to live longer. Also, pleasuring yourself. And get a pet, having an animal friend helps you live longer too!


Why do you think all Americans hate Muslims?  I lived in Indonesia for awhile.  I even fasted for Rahmadan (please forgive my spelling) out of respect for my host family.  It was hard, but I though alot about God during that time.  I went to church last sunday and heard a surrmon on how Islam is a false religion.  I got so mad I walked out and will not return to that church.  If we do not preach religious tollerance, what will the world become.  So, no personaly I do not hate Muslims.  What I don't like though, are terrorists foriegn or American.


Who is the smartest person in the world?

- The man behind the scenes\n\n- Zardowkoskovik Brutzeraserth; Did i spell it right?\n\nBut seriously, it is all based on perception and your interest.\n\nFor an egoist -- self\n\nfor a computer nerd -- maybe Bill Gates or Linus Trovalds\n\nfor a Physics freak -- Maybe Albert Einstein or Sir Isaac Newton or Richard Feynman\n\nfor an electronics freak -- maybe Shockley or Moore\n\nfor a movie sucker -- Ethan Hunt (MI) or James Bond or the "Doc" from the "Back to the future" trilogy or simply Steven Spielberg\n\nFor a cartoon lover -- Dexter or Jimmy Neutron\n\n............and so on .....\n\nWhat kind of a person am I? .. Well... if i knew that, I would be the smartest person in the world.


any brave expert old female plz pm me to give me advise in my relation with wife?

I'm not exactly sure what you mean by old....or exactly in what context you mean 'relation'. Either way relation can be referred to - an open line of communication between you both is crucial.


You actually need to solve this a different way.\nYou can't multiply both sides by x+3 because this could be positive or it could be negative...you don't know.\nInstead, bring everything to one side by subtracting 2, then get a common denominator.\n(x - 2)/(x + 3) <= 2\n(x - 2)/(x + 3) - 2 <= 0\n(x - 2)/(x + 3) -2(x+3)/(x+3) <= 0\n[(x - 2) - 2(x+3)]/(x + 3) <= 0\n[(x - 2) - 2x - 6)]/(x + 3) <= 0\n(-x - 8)/(x + 3) <= 0\nYour important values are -8 and -3\nTest values less than -8, between -8 and -3, and greater than -3.\nYou will see that you get negative values for\nx <= -8 and x >= -3


what are some major differences between hubs and switches?

A Ethernet hub looks logically identical to an Ethernet bus, and all traffic is visible to all connected interfaces. Therefore, packet collisions are possible, causing serious performance degradation on a busy network.\n\nA switch switches packets to and from connected interfaces by learning the MAC address of each connected host. Therefore, collisions no longer occur between connected hosts which enhances throughput. Also, traffic is not visible between connected hosts; each host sees only traffic "switched" to its interface. Therefore, security is enhanced as well.\n\nA switch is not a router, but modern switches usually recognize VLANs (virtual LANs) allowing several LANs to share a switch.


Do public caretakers keep alert enough to detect signs of sexual and physical child abuse?

The question is are they trained enough to do so?\n\nIn my opinion they have no more responsibility than any other adult to be watchful but be very careful as there are countless stories of (generally) well meaning people ruining lives by jumping to conclusions (Shetlands anyone!).\n\nA caretaker making a statement to the effect he believes there is a problem could:\n\n1) be wrong and cause massive harm\n2) be right or wrong (but with no evidence) and be sued into bankruptcy\n3) be right and be subject to retaliation.\n\nThis is not an issue of whether they are alert, it is whether they have a greater responsibility and exposure than the rest of us.\n\nIn answer to the specific question - it is down to the individual I don't believe you can generalise although what is the correct level of diligence?


how do you report websites which download malicious and spyware on your pc ?

you can tell your anti virus provider, yahoo´s webmaster or customer service guys


What are these bumps on your penis that come out on your penis, not many but a few?

not sure but you mght want to go check it out with a doctor before it gets any worse or turns out to be something very seriouse\n\nhave you had unprotected sex??\n\nmight want to think back on that


Information on Global Warming. Please give me an article on Global warming cause, remeady places?


Did the movie "legally blonde" influenced ur life as a college student?

Yes! i think it did! i see things in a different way, by knowing some how everyone can reach their goals, by if you put extra effort in, you can climb the mountain till you reach the top!


can i ask about someone?does someone here who knows kimberly r. mccartney of PA?pls...tnx!?

Do a search of "people finders" on google. Lot's to choose from.


How is a Playboy Pillowfight won? - WWE?

well you win by pinning the other person down since it is like a regular match except with pillows


what is the quote "stay the course", really mean? (Bush)?


No. Humans built the pyramids. The building of the pyramids was recorded and is not a mystery. People who say that aliens did it are denying humankind of some of their greatest achievements. We're a brilliant species, why not be proud of it?


Who is your favorite American Idol?? Do you think they will win?

WOW hard one...\n\n#1. Katharine (she is great) I think she will win\n\n#2 Chris becasue he is hot and he is a rocker (did you see his eyeliner on Queen night)\n\n#3. Taylor becasue I think he is also great


What can I do to make sure my husband knows I love him?


What properties of the Sun can astronomers deduce from detailed study of the solar spectrum?

They can basically find out the composition of the sun ie.., what material it is made up of, which is because different elements have unique spectral characteristics.And they can estimate its surface temperature.


i believe that it is the same as a bridal shower, more formal. they can have food, themes and the groom to be may be there. i THINK.


What is the difference btwn doing reps of an excerise and just doing as many as you can do at one time?

I have heard so much stuff just like that in my 12 years of training.  You will hear one person say, do very heavy for 3-4 reps and you will also hear people talking about doing 30 reps like the lady who offered you (probably unsolicited) advice.  In the world of bodybuilding, sometimes the info we get on the street is more valuable that what is in the books.  \n\nI don't really recommend what that lady said.  I would stick with the 15 reps.  If you are going to build muscle, build muscle.  If you are doing cardio, do cardio.  Don't try to combine them. \n\nI truly think after all these years is that it is very important to FEEL the muscle contracting.  This is more important that pushing the weight.  The weight is only a tool to build the muscle, not the final goal.  You are training the muscle not moving the weight.  This is the concept.\n\nI think that with too many reps like 30, it is hard to "feel" it.


When walking, do you prefer using your feet, or driving?

It is difficult to walk and drive a car at the same time. Very inefficient, too.


What do you if she packing on the pounds?

im 30 pounds heavier for my body built, my bf still loves me like you love your gf, but he's a bit harsh and mean when he tells me those things, so good thing ya aint putting her down, i agree with the others, join the gym together and eat healthy, if you buy her a nice excercising outfit, she might be inspired to join the gym. that's what my bf did! he bought me one whole outfit from nike, and now i go to the gym 4 days a week.


they need to sit down & have a serious talk about their relationship, where it is going etc.... then they both will know if they want the same thing or if they are wasting each others time.... if one gets serious & the other doesn't feelings are going to get hurt & no one wants that...hope it works out for your friend.


Has anyone ever created a perpetuial motion engine?

Liars have, then again they sold the Brooklyn bridge many times over as well.


What distinguish soccer team play mode between South America Country and European Country Soccer?

South American football is more creative and is more focused on "one-touch" passing which refers to many short interlinked exchanges between players interspersed with dribbling the ball. The South American teams are generally regarded as being   more creative and having more flair. \n\nThe Europeans teams on the other hand tend to be more structured and defensive. They lay a mixture of short passes and long balls and are morely likely to operate more complex defensive systems.


Who is the faster player in the premiership?

Dennis Rommedahl from Charlton is de fastest. its a proven fact. dont ask me how i know. i just know.


The subject of a sentence is the word or group of words that is doing or being something. \n\nA simple subject is a noun or pronoun that meets the above requirement.\n\n\nhttp://www.rhlschool.com/eng3n13.htm


SKIM the book (you can get the gist of it)! I did it all throughout high school and managed to keep up with extra-cirricular activities and graduated 3rd in my class! LOL


I am 15; and a guy. Also... I have just discovered my sexuality. How can I tell my parents?

My son came out to me when he was 17.....I had known he was gay long before that though, probably even before he did.  Your parents will love you regardless.  Even my parents, who used to say things like "All gays should be shot", have now changed their views radically and say "to each their own".  Don't be afraid, parents just want you to be happy, no matter what.


Reggie Bush, there's no doubt in my mind that he'll be a better pro. Vince Young is all hype, and doesn't have the proper delivery for a pro QB...that will need to be corrected. Bush reminds me an awful lot of Marshall Faulk (Rams), and I think he'll have just as successful a career. If Houston passes on him with the first pick, they'll be making a terrible mistake.


not all guys like big breats more, and alot of girls would rather not have large breasts


free child support payment plan agreement document to print?

sorry for you, you didnt usually get to make up your own child support payment amounts. All states have a child support calculator that they use to determine any child support tat is to be paid. If your agreed upon amount is lower than the laws of your state the judge will just order whatever the child support calculator says, if your agreed upon amount is higher than the child support calculator than the judge will ask if you are sure you want to pay that much. Your states court system should have accessible forms on-line for child support agreements and or the child support enforcement office in your state will also have forms for you to use that you can go to the office or the court and obtain.


Never be embarresed out something that you can have fun with in the bedroom or anywhere for that matter. This is something that you should introduce to him or her in a fun way by suggesting they try this on you and then let them know that this is a turn on for you...


What is it? I get these blister/wart like bumbps on the bottom of feet( new ones weekly)that hurt when I walk.

Not trying to scare you or anything but if they are appearing that quickly then maybe you should see your doctor. The last post was right they most likely are warts but when someone says bumps all over the bottoms of thier feet it just sends off warning bells in my head because syphilis has such a symptom. see your doctor.


If you want him to like you, touch his hand or something sometime. It is a bold move, but you will know one way or another after that.


According to the US Department of Labor Occupational Handbook:\n\n"Median annual earnings of cartographers and photogrammetrists were $46,080 in May 2004. The middle 50 percent earned between $35,160 and $59,830. The lowest 10 percent earned less than $28,210 and the highest 10 percent earned more than $74,440.\n\nMedian annual earnings of surveyors were $42,980 in May 2004. The middle 50 percent earned between $31,940 and $57,190. The lowest 10 percent earned less than $24,640 and the highest 10 percent earned more than $71,640. Median hourly earnings of surveyors employed in architectural, engineering, and related services were $41,710 in May 2004.\n\nMedian annual earnings of surveying and mapping technicians were $30,380 in May 2004. The middle 50 percent earned between $23,600 and $40,100. The lowest 10 percent earned less than $19,140, and the highest 10 percent earned more than $51,070. Median annual earnings of surveying and mapping technicians employed in architectural, engineering, and related services were $28,610 in May 2004, while those employed by local governments had median annual earnings of $34,810."


I've benn running an 11 minute mile for 6 months am I an intermediate runner?

How many miles is this over?\nI can run quicker times but then my run is probably less distance overall than you.\nHave a look at some running sites, there are plenty around with messages boards that will give you support and advice, unlike this lot who will mock you and tell you they can run faster than you!\nKeep up the good work and cool running!


girls, do u like giving **** jobs, as much as guys like getting them? what's the youngest age a girl feels lik

yeah i like giving them and the youngest ive done it was 14


how i can chat with my freinds with out use Y!m?

There are many "chat" messengers.\n\nBut after checking your profile, one question:\n\nDo you really have friends?


My son is buying a co-op apt.  I want to loan him money with interest.  Can he write off the annual interest?

check out real estate for dummies.you will find more info than you will ever need.i love these books,they have so many titles you will be surprised at how many you will want


Seriousely stop looking for the princess!  Princesses don't love, they just take.  Look for the beautiful woman.xx


I think you should report his to yahoo, who should ban him. I hate rapists, i want to kill them all. With a blunt knife.....


what is the best software for ripping dvds?


go to ur email place (yahoo probably) click MAIL. click COMPOSE. type in the TO address, SUBJECT, email then click SEND.


Dr. Fang-Xiang Chen, neurosurgeon from Jiangsu Provincial Hospital in Nanjing, China,


Why do cold chills (goose bumps) make your hair grow back on your legs?

I don't know, but wear pants to the supermarket after waxing. That dairy section is killer.


If the Yanks don't nuke Iran soon the Israelis will beat them to it?

They can fly me to Israel, I will push the button for them.


i want to know about a authentic place from where i can get my online bsw degree.?

Dalhousie University in Canada: http://socialwork.dal.ca/distance/\n\nCanyon College in Idaho:\nhttp://www.canyoncollege.edu/sch~socwk.htm


do sexualrelationship affect mensturation or periods?


What is the difference between saline solution and multipurpose solution, and which one is better?

Saline solution is just a rinse for contacts.  Multipurpose solution cleans and is good for soaking and rinsing.


would you ever date some one over the computer.?

NOPE NOPE NOPE not me because for all u no they could be a rapist or child malestore or sumthing and all they would have to do is just put a picture of sum gurl or boy and start acting like a teenager


What is the proper way to site an internet source?

In general you typically use something along the lines of:\n\nLastname, Firstname. "Article Title." Site Name. Article date.\nOrganization Name. Date of access <URL>.\n\nThis will vary depending on what info is availible and the exact type of web-page.


The total of times an ad is shown to a visitor (impression).


where can I find decorations with st louis cardinals on it?

Any party store in or around St. Louis should carry them.  I am cureently in St. Louis, and there isn't much out here without a redbird on it. :)


I just found out my dad is a perv! What do I DO?

Porn?  Oh, god.  Say you're kidding!  That makes him the worst kind of perv ever!  When I read your question, I was thinking pedophilia or bestiality or hookers or something like that, but never in my worst nightmares would I have imagined that a grown man might be watching porn.  I think you should report him the the sex offender office of the FBI.  The number is (202) 324-3000.  That is the headquarters in DC.  They will probably refer you to the local field office so they can arrest your dad.  Hope your stepdad turns out to be a nice Christian like the President.


i am student of b.sc biotechnology and want an idea for project?

hmm, there are lots of different options.\nI did a project on cancer radiation therapies with focus on the biological aspects of the efficacy of radiation (i.e. cell death).\nLast year i did a bionic eye presentation that had people who were blind from birth seeing black dots on a white field (but they didn't have depth perception).  It was fascinating - they had glasses hooked up to the patient and wires connected to a computer (worn on the belt) that further connected directly to the visual cortex of his brain via a cable "plugged" into his neck.\n\nWhat about nanotechnology for curing diseases in the blood?


what does a brief do in the supreme court?

The court receives the briefs (summaries of the case from at least both parties involved) and reviews them to determine if the case warrants a hearing in the Supreme Court based on the facts given.


is the cane still used in the uk schools?

No it is not.\nAlthough maybe they should consider bringing it back.


On May 1st ("A Day Without Mexicans), are only Mexicans laying out of work?


I am having a fight with my friend what should i do???

just leave it  at that if shes a real friend she will come around in a day or two and then u guys can talk it over!!!! (just happened to me!!!!):)


Had my 8mm movies put on DVD.  Want to edit them-can't figure how using Pinnacle Studio 10. What can I use?

TMPGEnc DVD Author 2.0 \nhttp://tmpgenc.pegasys-inc.com/en/product/tda20.html


This refers to the time of the Depression were men were struggling to suppport there families and themselves. When he got hurt that's a more disadvantage for him because no income was coming in to support the family of his. He does keeping his family alive showing people the challenging situations they had in the 1920's. The milk is a metphor for something that's good for the soul, but if you put it out too long the thought milk gets sour if you get really over confident like that one guy with other girl in the room. Well I hope you understand!!


how do people boot the computers through chat?

That booting through chat has a different meaning. It doesn't mean restarting your computer. It means kicking you out of the chat room. There are people who make booters just for the fun of it. It sends code similar to the PMs. \n\nLike when someone PMs you for the first time or after you close the private message window, a new private message window appears and theres a sound.\n\nIn a booter(small program used to send such codes) you have to log in a lot of Yahoo IDs(you have to create a lot of yahoo ids, preferable more than 100. takes a lot of time.) at once. Then there are different options to send different boot codes, in different booters. For example, some booters have the option "PM Bomb". When you press it, all of your logged in yahoo ids, send PMs at ONCE to the victims computer. Since there are more than 100 windows open now on the victims computer, his computer hangs, so he has to restart his computer. LOL! I hope you understand this explanation. It is very simple.\n\nYou can get a list of sites from where you can get booters from the following URL.\n\nhttp://www.progenic.com/top100/


What's a good way to show our troops how much we support them?

Thank you for asking this question, as a former Marine I can tell you that the best way to show you support is to send them letters telling them that most Americans support what they are doing for us. And to take what the liberal wacko press is saying about the war with a grain of salt. They need our support but they know the truth, they see all the good things that they are doing(the stuff the press will never publish because they want headlines) The press won't write about the good things they have done because it under minds their socialist agenda. Pray for them and speak your mind to the liberal wackos. Liberalism is a mental disease so they won't get it. But most of all thank them for defending your right to be an American. God Bless and Semper Fi.


I have met a very caring man, he wants to take me out, but I'm married and he knows this should I risk it?

No, don't do it.  If you want to leave your husband, do it with a clear head, not one fogged with lust for someone else.\n\nI'm not going to moralize; I'm just telling you what makes logical sense.  Divorce is rough, and you don't want to make it any more complicated than it can be.\n\nOnce you're out, THEN you bring on the fun!  Or if you stay, maybe you can get things aired out.  But either way, you'll have a clear head and a clear conscience!


what the United States problems from widespread political apathy?

how the United Kingdom waters about influential modern discontinuity?


how to switch from internet explorer to mozila foxfire?

set firefox as ur default browser.\nwhen u start firefox for the first time it imports all the bookmarks and history from internet explorer.


Olivia Newton-John was born in Cambridge, England on September 26th 1948 and her family moved to Australia when she was 5 years old.


what is the regulation on the gold and blue air force maintenance badges?

I assume you mean the blue badge with the gold tools. It is no longer authorized. I believe it went away in the mid 90's. The entire badge is now blue.


for or against nuclear energy\n\nfor or against drilling in ANWR\n\nfor or against pulling out of Iraq\n\nfor or against attacking Iran\n\nfor or against attacking North Korea\n\nfor or against repealling NAFTA\n\nfor or against immigration quotas\n\nfor or against voting democrat in 2008\n\nfor or against stiffer plagiarism penalties on your campus (at Ohio University the Mechanical Engineering department went through all 500 or so Masters theses from the last 20 years and found that at least 35 were plagiarized).\n\nfor or against stem cell research\n\nfor or against abortion\n\nfor or against the millitary draft\n\nfor or against gays in the millitary\n\nfor or against front line action for women\n\nfor or against the death penalty\n\nfor or against stiffer penalties for child molesters (especially when the child is under 12).\n\nfor or against vegatarianism\n\nfor or against animal testing\n\nfor or against charging parents of obese children with child endangerment\n\nfor or against banning pop/soda/snack machines from schools\n\nfor or against increasing the death penalty to include second time child molesters\n\nfor or against banning tobacco\n\nfor or against banning alcohol\n\nfor or against legalizing marijuana


what wires connect the starter on a mazda 929?

Positive cable  = + = red cable. look for a plus + sine on the battery.


Should Jerusalem be declared an international city?

Would work for me. Not going to happen though.


im one of the crew for WWE i never it in the back rooms from anyone else?


How can I get a seat for electronics in the U.S.A?


If I get a library degree in the US, is it good all over the world?

Definitely. Library degrees are pretty similar all over the world, I work in libraries in Australia, and we use the Voyager system, which I understand is a US created program.\n\nLibrary procedures are all fairly similar, it's just different systems that you may have to get used to!


what is the official language of switzerland?

Switzerland is a multilingual state with four national languages— German, French, Italian, and Rhaeto-Romansh. As of 2002,63.7% of the resident population spoke German as their principal language, predominantly in northern, central, and western Switzerland; 19.2% spoke French, mainly in the west and southwest; 7.6% Italian, primarily in the southern region closest to Italy; and 0.6% Rhaeto-Romansh, used widely only in the southeastern canton of Graubünden (Grisons). The remaining 8.9% spoke various other languages. There are numerous local dialects.


Yes he likes you, he's probably a little shy to come clean, tell him you'd like to have a private talk with him, if he goes with you tell him that you've noticed him staring at you and always giving you hugs, ask him if he likes you, don't come clean first because if he says no you'll feel embarassed, keep it private, he'll feel more comfortable.


How many times can you take a specific SAT subject test?

As many times as you feel  you need to, generally.   Keep in mind that some colleges will use your highest score and others may average your scores.   So you might want to visit with the admissions office(s) of the college(s) you  are  interested in attending.\n\nBest of luck!


in which match had Contona kicked a fan?

Eric Cantona notoriously kung fu kicked a fan during the match against Crystal Palace on 25th January 1995 and was subsequently banned from playing football for nine months.


What is the best pair of Soccer Cleats available (most comfortable, and ...you know)? Nike or Adidas?

There are so many choices. I don't think there is a right or wrong answer to your question. All leading sports equipment manufacturers, like Adidas, Nike, Puma, Diadora or Umbro, produce great soccer cleats. Are some of them better and more comfortable than the other? Of course. But the difference lays in everyone own preferences. \nThere are many factors to consider when selecting soccer cleats: manufacturer, material(s) that cleats are made of, size, studs and outsole (bottom of the cleats) type and other additional features, like split outsole, external heel counter, lacing etc.\nAll these will determine the comfort of your soccer cleats.


I want to link my tower cpu with my wireless card. any suggestions on what hardware to buy?

Ive seen it before, its a pci card that you install in your computer tower.  And you can put your wireless notebook card in it.  looks exactly whats on your laptop but on a pci card.  Might be a netgear product or belkin...?


If you do not have a sense of humor, do not read this:\n\nSure, it is just a matter of rounding up about half of the citizens on the country into camps.  No not the good, G-d fearing Bible loving one, you know those pinko PC environmental types (accent on the mental).\n\nThen we brain wash then by using TV Evangelists and those who resist training we send directly to the Middle East, every man and woman and no child left behind.\n\nThose that are left in this country can let the aliens do the dirty work and boy, I bet they would unite in no time.\n\n***grin***  Long Live King George II!!!


How was your first day on you own out in the world?

It was wonderful and horrifying. I was excited because I no longer had curfews, I had no one to tell me what to do, I could eat whatever I wanted and I was in charge of my own life. And then bills started coming in, I was struggling to make rent and my cell phone bill. There are still times when I wish I could go back home. But you know, all of the great things and all of the terrible things even each other out. Everyone has a different experience and you learn that life is what you make of it.


how can i lose weight am a heavy eater but i really wanna lose some excess baggage?

Honestly, its better you consult a specialist to find out what's best for you. I really want to help but I don't think I can give better answers than specialist do. Sorry.\n\ngood luck\n\nLove is omnipresence, Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.


I do not know my major. Any info will help. I award 10 points to best one.?

1. Your major should be your passion.\n2. Think about all the questions you are pondering in class in your sleep and in your conscious mind and that is your passion\n3. Think about what you talk about to your friends, parents and your teachers/professors and that is your passion.\n4. Think about what you would do if you had all the money that you could ever spend and that is associated with your passion.\n5. Now that you know what your passion you can select a major.\nG O O D  L U C K


How do I get this guy to trust me and to believe me?

Give him time. Maybe he's been wounded in the past.


if you picked how you would die, what way would you go?

In some hardcore, heroic way...like a brutal battle among Sakura trees and Samurai....


should a muslim man be lynched if he throws stones at girls with revealing clothing?

Lynched may be a bit strong, but he deserves some punishment.  In the U.S. throwing stones at someone is assault and battery.  It could also be considered attempted murder.\n\nHe does deserve some jail time being a prison bitc* while he is there.


Moses was honored because he spoke directly to G-d.  Num 12:6-8 ~ He said, Hear now my words: if there be a prophet among you, I the LORD will make myself known to him in a vision, I will speak with him in a dream. \n   My servant Moshe is not so; he is faithful in all my house: \n   with him will I speak mouth to mouth, even manifestly, and not in dark speeches; and the form of the LORD shall he see: why then were you not afraid to speak against my servant, against Moshe? ~\nHope this helps!


can anyone help me with a problem i need a girlfriend and i was wondering if any girls are interested ?


what are the advantages and disadvantages of the mercuric chloride method of precipitation?

You mean using it to precipitate something out of solution or use it as the precipitant?\n\nIn either case a disadvantage is that its very toxic, and has to be handled carefully, plus all solutions that were used during the experiment would need to be specially processed.\n\nAnd it is reasonably soluble in water too.


Why is it that only the Christians, do not realise the Ironic consiquencies of preaching?

I honestly believe they think those biblical verses are going to once again 'make us see the light' and bring us back when most of the time we just shake our heads in disgust and it reminds us why we left.  Most of us won't even READ them, we just skip over them.  A good chunk of us already know them so spouting them won't do anything.  Only thing it serves to do is drive us further away and remind us why we left to begin with!


Are American kids taught about evolution in school?

I think Avatar pretty much answered why Americans believe in creationism. They're undereducated, and don't know jack about what proof science has that there is no god. Quite a lot, actually.


my wedding theme is bridge to love...i am looking for miniture bridges as a favor type gift?

Have you tried oriental trading company? Or try myweddingfavors.com or ttp://www.cheap-wedding-planner.info/cheap-wedding-favors.html....\n\nGood luck & congratulations...


Who Will Crash And Die 1st Lindsay or...Nicole...Skinny Bitchs!?

I can't remember where but I saw this picture of Nicole when she was a teenager and believe or not she was fat! I found this amusing because it was reported in people magazine that when she was asked if she had an eating disorder she commented that she didn't, she has been skinny all her life


I can't access a 2nd yahoo account I had and I don't remember any of the questions. How can I delete it?

lol well thats one reason to never let anything out in a peremant copy that could bite you do it all in person. but just leave the account alone for a month yahoo will deactivate it and delete it


I love boys and love to listen to music and use to play basketball don't think i will when graduate 8th in High School love to have a good buddy going through a lot right now. krazielilchick@yahoo.com


does the graduation song make anyone cry?

it closely made me cry but i managed not to. it's not really the song, but it's the thought that you'll be parting from each other [from people whom u are closed to]... and the sight of ur other classmates which just reminds u of the things u shared, friendship.


novice fisherman  what is best bass boat for beginner.?

any boat would work\nnon-pros dont need a big motor to race aroung a lake because they dont have a time limit\nthe bass dont really care what kind of boat your in\njust keep in mind if it is an all metal boat then put some old carpet on the floor to keep the noise level down because fish will 'spook' at sudden noises\ngood luck and good fishing


Losing 10 kilos in 14 days is just too big a goal to set your sights on.\nYou (or your friend should I say) will only be disappointed after this period to see you have set your expectations too high.\n\nBe more realistic about the goal that needs to be achieved.\nMost fitness leaders will tell you that losing 1kg a week is a healthy rate of fat loss.\nIf it's a lot more than that it will just be you dehydrating your body (losing water weight) which is not healthy and not your true weight.\n\nRe-assess your goal and make it realistic.


How many movies are there with Muppet characters in them? What are they?

Filmography\n\n    * Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas (1977) (TV)\n    * The Muppet Movie (1979)\n    * The Great Muppet Caper (1981)\n    * The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)\n    * A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) (TV)\n    * The Muppets at Walt Disney World (1990) (TV)\n    * The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)\n    * Muppet Treasure Island (1996)\n    * Muppets From Space (1999)\n    * Kermit's Swamp Years (2002) (Direct-to-Video)\n    * It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002) (TV)\n    * The Muppets' Wizard of Oz (2005) (TV)


automobile mechanics training school in norway?

Sounds great, the girls are HOT!  Best of luck


www.juniorlinks.com is a great place for junior golf information on event and more.\n\nYour local PGA section should have someone in charge of junior golf that can help.  www.pga.com or www.pgalinks.com to find away to contact them


online adventure games what is the best website that there is??where i can also meet people??

Runescape is OK, but MapleStory is the best. \nYou can download it at http://www.mapleglobal.com/


Out of the three Terminator movies (Schwarzenegger) , which one is the best to you?

Judgement Day is only one of the greatest american classics ever.  The first only sets you up and third lets you down.


How can you get a boy to notice you or rather..LOVE you?

Yourself sweetheart and if he can not love you for who you are then forget him,If a man or young man can not respect himself he can not begin to respect a woman or Young woman.


how does keats use imagery in the ode on a grecian urn?

The sacrificial procession in stanza IV furthers and deepens this aesthetic dialectic, also engaging the volatile context of pagan religion. Here I introduce students, briefly, to some scholarly commentary on this mysterious stanza. As Ian Jack, in Keats and the Mirror of Art, has shown, the stanza's imagery with its "mysterious Priest," and "Heifer lowing at the skies, / And all her silken flanks with garlands drest," derives in part from an Elgin frieze which depicts just such a sacrifice. However, as Robert Gittings has pointed out, it also echoes an article by Haydon. Haydon's article describes and discusses a "Cartoon" (or drawing) by Raphael depicting the "Sacrifice of Lystra," a Biblical scene in which St. Paul, who has just cured a cripple, looks with disdain upon a Priest and procession leading a bull to be sacrificed in gratitude to Paul for his miraculous act of healing. As Gittings notes, Haydon's description of the drawing provides "the garlanded heifer [here a "Bull"], the priest and worshippers, the town emptied of its inhabitants to attend sacrifice, even the players on the sylvan pipes, whom Haydon described as 'wholly absorbed in the harmony of their own music' . . . Even the central theme of the agelessness of art was put in almost the same words by Haydon, who, passing on to the classical statuary of Michaelangelo, remarked that they 'look as if they were above the influence of time; they seem as if they would never grow old, and had never been young'" (Odes of Keats and their Earliest Known Manuscripts, 70).


why do you jump as you're falling asleep?

Because,when you're falling asleep,every muscle in your body relaxes.Sometimes your muscles are so uptight that they spasm as they start to relax...


I need a absentee divorce without children in Georgia with low income?

Get in contact with a lawyer, have them advertise in the paper in the Legal section (like 30 or 90 days) they will tell you, if your husband doesnt respond or put up a fight you will automatically be granted your divorce.


Does anyone know where I can find info on homicide laws in Arkansas?

Sure, I know all about it. IT'S ILLEGAL!!!


Christianity and specifically Roman Catholic because when Christ established his church, he set up a living, continuing authority to teach, govern and sanctify in his name. St peter(who Jesus gave a new name to Simon{which means rock}) was made the head of the church as Matthew 16:13-19 tells us.  The catholic church is the only one that can trace it beginnings in an unceasing line, straight back to St Peter.


how can I find a specific person's website?

Google their name. Most people put their name on their website. Unless you are hunting for someone like Jennifer Lopez, you should not need to check too many sites.


If A is a 2x2 matrix, then 2A means to multiply each of the numbers \n[12\n43]\nby 2 (this is called scalar multiplication)\nand you would get\n[24\n86]\n\nI hope this helps.\n:o)


Would you rather: Be attacked by a shark or  Be attacked by a grizzly bear?

Actually, I would rather have a heart attack and die on a rapidly fast basis. I don't want to feel the horrible type of pain that a shark or a bear could inflict. Conclusion: I'd rather NOT have any connection with those two. God Bless.


Is a freshman year at college really scary?

It was a little scary at first, but I got into the swing of things pretty quickly. Your campus will probably have plenty of organizations to join, and that's a good way to meet people. You'll meet upperclassmen who can show you the ropes, and you'll meet other freshmen who'll probably be just as confused as you are. If you don't know something, don't be afraid to ask. Get to know your professors. It's a very fun and exciting time in your life. Enjoy it.


Can a person get a California Drivers License w/out a SSN?

The only way to do that would be to prove that you are here legally ...green card etc...other than that if you dont have a ssn or a birth certificate they will not allow you to process a license request ...\n\nSorry


What are the percents of religions in Italy?

RELIGIONS: Mostly Christians with 83% of the population Roman Catholic while there are also Protestant minorities. Other religious minorities include Jews and Muslims.


how does increased repiratory passageway resistance influence ventilation?

your question basically mean how does obstrustive or restrictive lung disease affect ventilation.  \n\nIn obstruction lung disease, the airway itself is full of obstruction and not allowing sufficient air travel to the aveolar for gaseous exchange.\n\nIn restrictive lung disease, the lungs tissue is restricted and not air can travel through due to the non-plastic pattern of the tissue


Depends on what level they are working at, and are they working for themselves or for a production company.\n A producer for Vivid or equivalent makes about $80k/year. \n Independents make the most money. I personally know quite a few of them. The producer/webmaster of amateurallure.com makes several hundred thousand dollars a year, and his site bought him a brand new Ferrari last year.


Is it true that if you die in your sleep than your brain shuts down, which could cause you to die?

i have no idea but whenever i come close to dying in a dream, i wake up (really scared, but still ok....)


Why Cuactemoc Blanco is not going to the Germany world cup?

First at all that is not the proper first name spelling,  The answer is despite the fact that Mr Blanco has participated in the last 2 world cups representing his country, his present perfomance is not up to par.  I still believe that Mr Blanco should have been chosen due to his experience, leadership and ability to rise to the ocassion on big tournaments. Its pretty bad idea to have a foreigner coach lead your team into such grand tournament.  thanks fraire


Should Saddam Husein get the death penalty???

Nope. He tortured people, right? I would torture him like he did those innocent people. Or, elecric chair and hanging would be perfect for him. Anything where he suffers.


Were are there good places to chat now a days with no bots?


when is the next time too many djs are playing in ireland???

According to their website, they'll be performing in Dublin on April 12th, and Belfast on April 17th.


Scorpios are that way because they don't think before they speak! They like to live life in the wind and they don't care if you can keep up with them or not! Depending on your sign will depend on who you are most compatible with. From the sounds of it I would just stay away from Scorpios all together if I were you.


How come Yahoo Mail Beta does not work with Internet Explorer 7 Beta?

it works , but u need to add it to (tools , internet options, security , sites , add yahoo mail.)


I really like the song 'hips dont lie by shakira" what is the album for this song?

its coming out in a special edition CD of Oral Fixation 2


For the past 3 months my wife sleeps with our children--we are divorcing how unhealthy is this for the kids?

Write everything down that she does document all,time place what she did what she said EVERYTHING.\nThe sleeping arrangements are wierd, exactly what is she up to? she is going to make it worse for the kids,not you.If you owned the house before you were married I dont think she can get it. If you can get full custody of ur 2 but if you cant go for the joint  otherwise  she can and probably will try and turn the kids against you. Good luck


Where Can I find a users manual for a powerbook G3 model no.5343?

Most of manufacteror put manuals in thier websites.\nCheck the website of your one and search for this model no in it, I can bet you will find it.


Is everyone answering every question because....?

Nice generalisation. The sharing of true facts can never harm people, But i do have to kind of agree with you on the reason some of the questions are asked. I would hope that people use common sense and answer the more risky questions with tact and diplomacy, With knowledge comes responsibility


Whats that one Pearl Jam song called....?


If I shoot someone in self defense with an unregistered gun bought at gun show, will I get in trouble for it?

Sweetie if your that scared of something happening the last thing you need is a gun registered or not.Why not try living in a Suburb or surrounding town.I think your nerves might be able to handle that a little better.And he should be able to handle the trip to see you.Good luck....


I have a painful lump in my hamstring mucle.  Any ideas on what it is?

Could be a cyst or a tear in the muscle. Probably a good idea to see an orthopedic doctor.


Do you believe that there are several dimensions which we call heaven?

Some physicists estimate as many as 12 dimensions. \nAbsolutely there's a spiritual dimension that we can not see as long as we dwell in the flesh.


What makes Brazil the team to beat in World Cup 2006?

Ronaldinho or Robinho, Brazil just has that flair and they all play well together, they are like a well oiled machine, even though they all play for different clubs when they get together to play for the country there is never any awkwardness that some other country experience...that's why they are the team to beat


My allergies are starting up..Like I am sneezing and I have a dry throat..What can I do??

drugs may help u to interrupt an acute condition, but with allergy the best treatment is to stay away from the allergens. dust, pollen, smoke, cigarettes, and fungi, but also some perfumes, or any funny smell can trigger your allergic reaction.but also many other things (animal hair, feathers, hay,..... etc.). also humidity and hot weather can aggravate the condition. some people take quiet some time to discover the cause of their allergy, but your are your best doctor and you can discover the cause of your allergy by close observation and try to stay away from it (or if unavoidable be exposed to it the shortest time possible).\nalso drinking plenty of plain water, eating healthy food with as much fresh vegetables and fruits can help keep up your system, thus making it stronger to the allergens.\nthe worst time for pollen allergy are May June July...


have you ever hit a parked car, and left without leaving a note...or, did you leave a note.?

Yes, I once hit a car but did not leave a note, I don't think I did any damage, I hope I didn't


is it better to throw a baseball with three or two fingers Im not talking about pitching i mean fielding?

Two fingers on top and your thumb underneath.


why is it everything in london is open on sundays, except the bloody banks?!?

See if you can find a shop which will cash third party cheques.  I can't help more than that as I don't live in London.  Apart from that, open an account and get yourself a hole-in-the-wall card.


UNBELIEVERS of the Bible: Do you believe the following, or don't you?

1. "Hung" is an interesting word to use, but I'll go along with it.\n\n2. Well, interpreting this literally, then I suppose my house had several: at least one architect, a bunch of builders, a plumber or two, the list is endless...\n\n3. Pretty much.\n\n4. OK\n\n5. Now this one opens up a whole new can of worms, but I suppose, broadly, I can accept this.  In fact, it's an interesting one when you bear in mind that the bible was written by some of the most intelligent men of their era.  Naturally, they would have been pre-occupied with some of the same things that our present great minds think about (such as the nature of the universe and time).  Of course, they didn't have the benefit of as long a scientific and philosophical tradition as we have.\n\n6. Yup. They'd probably stone you to death.  I'm really finding it hard to see your point with this one, however. Please explain.\n\n7. Fair enough.\n\n8. Another can of worms.  It depends on your definition of "better". From our point of view, altruism - which is what you're describing - is preferable.  The best explanation for the reason for that is that altruism was a beneficial trait during our evolution.  This idea is covered by group selection theory.  So if you look at it from that point of view, "love your fellow-men as you love yourself" actually CONTRIBUTES to the survival of the fittest (have a look at the link below before you dismiss this out of hand).\n\nANSWER.\n\nI suppose I can, for the sake of argument, say that I broadly agree with all of the eight premises you've outlined.  I also believe that some of the morals encouraged by the bible and by religion in general are beneficial.  Many of the teachings of Jesus Christ (who I believe existed as a mortal man) are also compelling as a model of the values that it is a good idea to try to live your life by.\n\nWhat I don't believe in is the idea of an intelligent creator.  Nor do I believe in the existence of an afterlife, no matter how much I WISH it could be true.


Turkey is fast becoming the motor manufacturing capital of Eastern Europe due to its cheap overheads, decent infastructure and cheap labour (compared to traditional European countries". May believe that Turkey will soon bedcome the manufacturing capital of the world.\n\nI'm sure there is more to it than that....


My sons father went to jail a year ago now he's out and wants contact what should I do?

It depends on how old your son is.You need to be very honest with your son about his father without sounding condescending.Make sure that you are being truthful but not mean.You have your own feelings about your man and so should your son.When you do decide to let them spend time together supervise.Make sure that all of you are on the same page and understand the roles you are all playing.Good luck


In my personal opinion, guns are bad.  They should be used only by law enforcement officials and not ordinary citizens.\n\nI lost my brother due to an accident involving a gun, and knowing that just anyone nowadays (depending on where you live) can purchase a firearm without even obtaining a license in some cases, makes me cringe with frustration and disbelief!\n\nI've just recently seen a report on the TV news that claims that even owning a fake gun such as the now-famous 'paint-ball guns' can lead to serious violence and even death.  \n\nIn some cases, people were accidentally killed or seriously injured while playing among themselves.  In other cases, they were mistakenly shot by police who believed they had pointed a real gun at them...\n\nLet's leave guns in the hands of those who know how to use them in order to protect law-abiding citizens everywhere!


You should try to study at the time when there is no disturbance and you are in a happy mood. First of all, start with your most favourite subject. Study in your favourite place e.g. I study in my garden in early morning. No matter how unwillingly you are studying, but if you are sincere to your studies then you will slowly start taking interest in it. If you will study one day, you will automatically be convinced to study the next day with more enthusiasm. Start from now, take initiative then  you can easily go on...


Who punched Brad Pitt?we think Angelina did it!?

well,he was leaning onto angelina's stomach trying to hear his unborn baby or something, when suddendly he got a punch from the stomach itself!!!! yes,his child did that!!!!\n\never wondered what his child said to him after punching him???\n\n"my mom could have been jennifer,A$#@ole!!!"


Write or email her, explaining things like you have done here.\n\nGive her some time, as well.  Usually, that puts some perspective on things. Don't make any more promises that you can't keep, though -- "I'll do my best but I can't promise" is more honest.\n\nIn the meantime, try and get on with your own life, ok... no point in panicking, really.


OMG..have you seen Paris Hiltons horrible 'happy birthday' performance ?

what was she doing, trying to be like M.M. at JFKs birthday??


How do I train my dog to use the Internet?

Gunther can be his mentor, the only thing is, Gunther expects cash up front. He does not take credit cards or checks.


AAHH! I have the hiccups and they won't go away!!! Help please?

What Causes the Hiccups?\nHiccups are usually a reaction to your stomach and digestive system getting wonky. This happens when you eat too much, drink bubbly drinks like soda or swallow too much air. Some people get the hiccups for no reason at all. Other things that cause hiccups include skull fracture, epilepsy, tuberculosis and believe it or not, constipation (not being able to poop). \n\nCommon Cures for the Hiccups\nUnlike sneezing, farting, burping, etc., hiccups don't serve any purpose. Hiccups are just annoying and pointless. How do you get rid of hiccups? Which remedy works best? Home remedies are usually based on the idea that you have to disrupt the hiccup cycle. Remedies include holding your breath, breathing into a bag, pulling your tongue, sudden fright, or - get this - eating sugar. Just drinking water, if done soon enough, might wash down a chunk of food in the throat that's pressing against a nerve.


how does one make favorites available on the internet for use on another computer?

www.onlinefavourites.com/\nwww.mybookmarkmanager.com\nurl123.com\netc ... just try googling


im not being meen or anything but do yall think nicole richie and terri hatcher are a lil 2 skinny??!!?

Personally, I agree with you.  Both Nicole and Teri are a little too skinny.  I'm not sure what the attraction is to women who are skin and bones, but there sure seems to be a lot of them in Hollywood.


In teaching as a teacher, which are the most difficult things to do?

If they are uninterested, you have the power to change what you do to capture their interest.  \n\nAs for the student who does not like you, it's rejection and it stinks--however you have it in your power to still treat them with dignity and respect. Perhaps the same for you will grow in time.


what are the odds of england winning the world cup?

if they keep their heads - quite high, but something always goes wrong and no doubt ill be sitting there with no fingernails left at the end as per usual :)


Who is the best golfer: Tiger Woods ,Phil Mickelson, or Vijay Singh?

I disagree with the others!!! Phil Mickelson is the best golfer.  Now that he's over his mental block he has been giving Tiger a run for his money.  Tiger USED to be the best...he will never be what he once was ever again.  Phil is now the one on top.  OHIO GOLFER gave you the stats for driving/ball striking.  That is a very small part of golf.  That is the only aspect that Tiger is leading.  Phil is #1 in money leadership, scoring average, and greens in regulation. http://www.pgatour.com/stats/r  These are directly from the PGA site.  So any of those who say Tiger is #1 need to check there stats first!!!! Thats the great thing about golf all you have to do is check the stats to figure who is the best!!!


which command creates a file system (crfs, fdisk, fs, or mkfs)?

mkfs is used to build a filesystem on a device


i am worrid about my class 10 result what shoud i do?

Tia,i'm gonna write my class 10 board exams next year. see,everything's not in the marks you score. then for what do you think they have entrance exams? they are like chances. if you didn't do well, don't panic. do your entrances and other tests well.are you worried about  people asking your marks? simply avoid them for some days. be alone and relax,meditate and do things that calm your mind down.do well in your 12th boards and i wish you all the best for it.


If you were to find out you're gonna be dying in two weeks, what would you do differently?


The Big Bang Model is a broadly accepted theory for the origin and evolution of our universe. It postulates that 12 to 14 billion years ago, the portion of the universe we can see today was only a few millimeters across. It has since expanded from this hot dense state into the vast and much cooler cosmos we currently inhabit. We can see remnants of this hot dense matter as the now very cold cosmic microwave background radiation which still pervades the universe and is visible to microwave detectors as a uniform glow across the entire sky.\n\nFurther readings:\n    * Peebles, P.J.E., Schramm, D.N., Turner, E.L. & R.G. Kron 1991, "The Case for the Relativistic Hot Big Bang Cosmology", Nature, 352, 769 - 776.\n    * Peebles, P.J.E., Schramm, D.N., Turner, E.L. & R.G. Kron 1994, "The Evolution of the Universe'', Scientific American, 271, 29 - 33.\n    * Will, Clifford, "Was Einstein Right?"


I successfully ran a theatre company for four years and let me give you a bit of advice. First there is training. There has to be some local theatre schools with a good reputation. Please, before investing a single cent, look into the reputation. As I am Canadian, I am not sure if Hawaii's local college has a theatre program or not, but that might be a good place to start. As well, there are a number of television and movie programs usually filmed in Hawaii. I know that getting in touch with someone on the set is usually impossible, but you can try. Believe it or not, advice is free and professionals are always willing to hand it out to someone who's eager and willing to listen. Also, scan your local papers. Every newspaper you can get your hands on. Free or otherwise. Search for new shows filming or staging in your area (Hawaii is pretty small, so I don't know if travel is a problem or not). Some pretty big companies will advertise for extras in a local newspaper byline (that's the story on the shoot) or in the classifieds. You can also go online and e-mail some professionals and ask for advice. Also, don't be afraid of hitting the local theatre companies. Ask what they want for auditions. Let me tell you, you'll make or break yourself at an audition. You may be perfect for a part, but an inappropriate piece will see you to the door. Keep trying and don't take no for an answer. If you think you can do it, you can.


This is a tradition that come from Europe. You half kiss on each cheek. It's not a full kiss. When you know the person well, you only kiss the one cheek.


Will Ronaldinho make it to the English Premiere League?

he can if he wants, HE WAS TWO TIME FIFA PLAYER OF THE YEAR. he doesnt go to anyplace. that place goes to him. but no one would speak his language. fc barcelona is fine.


Photographers at concerts...where are the pics?

Usually the shutterbugs at concerts are "with the band" and the pics never make it out publicly--sometimes they show up on the band's home page or in their gallery!


You're probably talking about leukemia, and usually you bruise very easily, you're tired, you get breathless from doing normal tasks, etc. But the bruising is one of the first symptoms. Here is a more complete list:\n\nFever, chills, and other flu-like symptoms \nWeakness and fatigue \nFrequent infections \nLoss of appetite and/or weight \nSwollen or tender lymph nodes, liver, or spleen \nEasy bleeding or bruising \nTiny red spots (called petechiae) under the skin \nSwollen or bleeding gums \nSweating, especially at night; and/or \nBone or joint pain \n\nThere are other types of blood cancer, such as lymphoma etc. Lymphoma symptoms include a flu-like feeling that won't go away, along with swollen lymph nodes, most often in the groin. If you ahve these symptoms, you should see a doctor right away. The cure rate is increasing quite a bit for some types of blood cancer, but chances are best if you go in as early as possible. Cancer is harder to treat the longer you wait.


can insectisides used to treat sugarcane be detected in the sugar product?

No , coz the sugarcane is treated with lot of antiseptics and purified while producing sugar. However some amounts remain which r allowed by the Hygeinic requirement Standards