Don't tell jokes that you have got in email or on humor sites.  THE GOOD JOKES GET TOLD, THE BAD JOKES GET READ.  I want to be able to tell your joke.  No limits.

al suli had a great crush on the king's favorite concubine princess daliah. he confided this to al mumu who was the king's chief adviser and court magician. al suli said that all he ever wanted in his life was to suck and suck princess daliah's big succulent breasts. al mumu told al suli that his magic might be able to help but al suli must promise to pay him two bags of gold. al suli agreed and promised he'd pay him after. al mumu took a cup of al suli's saliva and the two separated. the next day, al mumu sprinkled a magic potion onto princess daliah's brassieres in the royal closet. that afternoon the princess got a terrible itching sensation on her breasts. the king called upon al mumu and sought his advice. after his oracle, al mumu proclaimed that only one person could cure the princess' itch- al suli, because his tongue had medicinal properties. he was to suck the beautiful princess' breasts in order for the itch to subside. so the king sent for al suli and his wish was granted. he sucked and sucked the princess' breasts all day and all night. he sucked like a hungry baby and he didnt stop until daliah's breasts were sore but relieved also of the itching.al suli left the palace a very happy man. the next day, al mumu went to see al suli and demanded for his two bags of gold. al suli gave him a surprised look and pretended he didnt know what al mumu was talking about. al suli thought he had gotten the better of al mumu and walked away humming to himself. not to be outsmarted by a palace idiot, al mumu went inside the king's royal closet and sprinkled his magic potion onto the king's colorful underwears. need i continue? go back to work!


in analysis of carbohydrate [sorry if i'm wrong, my english is not so good]

Molisch reaction - biochemical indicator of the presence of carbohydrates in a solution; if carbohydrates are present a violet ring is formed by reaction with alpha-naphthol in the presence of sulfuric acid\nalpha-naphthol test, Molisch test, Molisch's test\nindicator - (chemistry) a substance that changes color to indicate the presence of some ion or substance; can be used to indicate the completion of a chemical reaction or (in medicine) to test for a particular reaction


Anyone tried speed dating?  What about finding someone on a singles website?

Dating sites are great ways to meet people.  I met my husband on seniorfriendfinders.com, and there is match.com, Dr. Phil is on there now helping, also friendfinders.com - some give you free trials.  I'm so glad i did it, I met the man I love more than anything.


Hate not sleeping.  My fiance is in VA. and I live in the country.  I am not scared of being by myself, I just plain old cant sleep!!!!  someone out there must know something!! \nThanx, Lauren

try a lavender spray, lavender helps put people to sleep.  but if its thoughts in your head that are keeping you awake, lay down and slowly count backwards from 1000...it will keep your mind off of anything that is disturbing you and if you get off track its easy to get back on...i have lots of problems trying to sleep sometimes and counting backwards always helps, before you know it, youll be waking up in the morning.


Is it better to have laws that allow more freedoms and thus more chance for abuse by individuals, or to restrict freedoms for protection of the masses? E.g., freedom of speech allows personal expression but also easily permits the spread of untrue facts.\n\nI'm looking for educated opinions but NO party-bashing. I don't care if you hate Republicans or Socialists, I want to know what you think about this question.

If you give up freedom for security, you'll end up with neither.  This is paraphrasing a statement made by that Ben Franklin guy several years ago :)  I think it's true, though.  Who cares if you are safe, if you have no freedom? If I locked you up in a box and kept you under my bed, I could totally protect you and keep you safe from everything... but would it be worth it?


i have game cracks and serials lets exchange ...mail me bjpumpindogg@yahoo.com


I am an electrical engineer completing my masters degree. I have applied for the engineering leadership program at NI. My major is VLSI and CMOS analog and digital design. The interview is for 45 minutes on-campus at the university. Can anyone with prior interviewing experience at NI please tell me what kind of questions they ask. Do they ask technical questions, is it puzzle solving like Microsoft does, do they do a thorough HR interview with questions about leadership, problem solving, group activity and other aspects.\n\nKindly answer me as soon as is humanly possible.\n\nThank you,\n\nNIinterviewee.

Explain how a PIN diode works.\n\nWhat is the impact of lead length on the input of a preamp?\n\nHow does Signal/Noise affect an amplifiers sensitivity?\n\nWhat are the watts loss for a voltage regulator?


Has anybody heard of a computer virus called bloodhound.W32.EP?

Yes, here is the info on it from Symantec...they should have removoal instructions for it.  I would advise to do this quickly as that virus causes damage eventually to the hard drive and possibly CMOS.


A girl sings it, and its slow. She talks about not wanting her boyfriend to kill himself over her cheating on him. Its like a pop song.. I cannot find the name on here so I am hoping someone on here knows..


i am a crossdresser who would like larger natural breast but dont have the income to pay for them

talk to a plastic surgeon, depending on the situation they will most likely try and help you come up with a solution.


what is ur fav song? Cd? why do u like them? nething u would like to add, b my guest...

I think the best song is "walk away" from the "you could have it so much better" ablum


Suffering from Deep Vein Thrombosis, Pulmonary Embolism & Postphlebitic Syndrome, 54 years old and willing to do medical trials. in the Cleveland Akron Areas


10 team roto leauge ~\n\nC - Josh Willingham - Fla.\n1B - Jim Thome - CWS\n2B - Craig Biggio - Hou.\n3B - Joe Crede - CWS\nSS - R. Furcal - LAD\nOF - Manny Ramirez - Bos.\nOF - M. Alou - SF\nOF - Jaun Pierre - ChC.\nUtil - Mark Loretta - Bos.\nBN - Jason Lane - Hou.\nBN - Preston Wilson - Hou.\nBN - Shea Hillenbrand - Tor.\nBN - Adam Dunn - Cin.\nBN - Ian Kinsler - Tex.\nSP - Andy Pettite - Hou.\nSP - R. Halladay - Tor.\nRP - H. Street - Oak.\nRP - K. Foulke - Bos.\nP - Dan Wheeler - Hou.\nP - Zach Duke - Pit.\nP - F. Cordero - Tex.\nP - K. Farnsworth - NYY\n\nwhat do you guys think??

You have too many bench batters.  Most of the time, you will have 3-5 bench batters that contribute nothing for you.  The general advice is to get more pitchers for Wins and Ks.  If youcan get some good middle relivers, they can even lower your ERA and WHIP.


I am very satisfied with the new proposal.It lets most of them stay.How would you transport 11 million ppl to their original country?And thats not even the tip of it what if they own homes or have children that were born here ,that makes them USA CITIZENS.I think it's great


Or is it OK to give directly to charities? My minister toldme that god needs to see my faith by giving the money to him, through my church. But i think I can spend the same amount of money doing good deeds on my own, and still spend enough to get into heaven.

I would ignore what the minister says about giving him money - in fact i would be tempted to advise you to not give him anymore money to swell his own paycheck at the end of the month.\n\nGod judges your heart and actions from the inside out - it has little to do with what cash you put by your church.\n\nIf your minister still insists on 'tithing' then i would recommend you look up 'tithing' in the old testament and read what most churches and ministers would rather you didn't - how you are meant to take 10% and EAT IT IN FRONT OF THE PRIEST sharing with others who have less than you.  In other words - use that 10% to have a party - Nothing said about giving it away to the church or synagogue.\n\nAs regards getting into heaven - you accepting Jesus as your lord and saviour is enough to do that.  Anyone who says different is saying that Jesus didn't do enough basically.\n\nAs to doing good deeds on your own - i applaud you for wanting to make a difference in your community - keep up the good work!


it can be a blonde joke or anything but dont just all give me blonde jokes!

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here soon." \nHalf an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ''Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to....'' \n''Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,'' Mrs. Smith cut in. \n''Really ?'' the photographer asked. ''Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies.'' \n''That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?'' asked Mrs. Smith,.blushing. \n''Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out.'' \n''Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.'' \n''Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'' \n''I hope we can get this over with quickly,'' gasped Mrs. Smith. \n''Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure.'' \n''Don't I know!'' Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ''This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London.'' \n''Oh my god!!'', Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. \n''And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'' The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture. \n''She was difficult ?'' asked Mrs. Smith. \n''Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look.'' \n''Four and five deep?'' asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. \n''Yes,'' the photographer said. \n''And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in.'' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. \n''You mean they actually chewed on your, eh......equipment ?'' \n''That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work.'' \n''Tripod??'', Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now. \n''Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam ? Madam?..... Good Lord, she's fainted!'' \n________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________\nA kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. \n"It's a period,'' said the little boy. \n"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' \n''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Momm


Diagnoses by a doctor says she has both kidneys with mildly dilated pyramid,gall bladder with sludge and thickened wall,a stomach which appears  echogenic with echogenic thicker and finally a dilated bowel(12.2 by 9.2 cm) suggestive of gastric problem.What measures should my mum take in other to recover from all this problems or how can this be treated?

I am in the US and here they would treat gall bladder problems by removing it(surgically) and possibly the same with the section of the bowel. I would say right now your mum needs to drink lots of water if she can tolerate it this will help with kidneys and bowel issues. Also a diet high in fiber will help a little withthe bowel. Exercise and a good diet(low fat high fiber protien rich) will help her in her recovery as will a good vitamin supplement.\n\nShe has so many things going on in her body I would imagine this will take some time to be corrected. Talk to the doctor who is treating your mum(or possibly a nurse in the office) and see if he has further suggestions for you and her.\n\nBest wishes and good luck to you both!


I'm a 23 year old male, non smoker, fit and active, never used drugs and i have the occasioanal drink.\n\nSince January of this year i've had chest pain that has come and gone. The first time i visted the ER and they did an ECG and everything came up fine and i went home. They felt it was anxiety and after that the pain went away for a few months.\n\nIt returned mid February and in that time i visited the ER 5 times and had an ECG each time that came up normal. I had an x-ray that showed my chest was normal.\n\nMy GP sent me to a cardiologist where i had an echocardiogram done that was normal and a stress test that was normal. My METS from the stress test was 16 and i reached 93% of the predicted age related maximal heart rate. Peak BPM was 184.\n\nI have never experienced the pain while exercising. It is mostly at night but it does happen during the day. The sensation is almost like a pinch near my left breast.\n\nI'm under no stress yet doctors feel it may be anxiety. I do not. Any ideas ?

Idigestion may be the cause.  Try to correlate what you had to eat and how long before you went to bed.  Eating food that is too greasy or too late can cause acid reflux when you lay down.  Try eating a little less, i.e. stop before you feel FULL.\n\nAdjust your posture, sit up straight and push shoulders back, slouching especially over a keyboard for long periods will also give you these symptoms.\n\nI've had angina and a heart bypass about 8 yrs ago so it worries me when I get similar pains but I can usually get rid of them by straightening up, having a good belch, taking an antacid, etc.\n\nHope this helps.


If I sold a house while under a listing agreement, yet fired the agent can they still collect the commission?\n\nAnd what if I can prove they failed to perform while under contract?

If the contract allows you to fire the agent/brokerage and you can prove you did so before the sale of the property, you shouldn't be responsible for the commision.  If the contract outlines what the brokerage/agent will do and you can prove they didn't keep their end of the bargain you may be entitled to be released from the listing contract.  Pursue arbitration with the local Board of Realtors.


I am in love with 2 men, who are quite different from one another but both of them give me something the other cant..is this selfish, what should I do? I dont want to hurt anyone but I dont want to let either of them go!

Of course you can be in love with two.  No person has the 100% fit you want.  That's also why there are so many movie stars. Each person gives off different vibes.


What do you think will happen in the end, and are you as sad as me to see it go?

Yes, Im not sure what will happen at the end but I hope the police wont take them as bad witches. I am kind of sad too. The show gets better  and better every time. Email me to talk more. My email is monkeymaster2006@yahoo.com


What is your opinion of Elena Dementieva?

She is a good player, but I do not like the way she behaves and I think she is not qiute sure of her abilities to play good tennis. :)


please understand I am not  about to commit suicide, I am just perplexed as to why I am responsible for all parts of my life but I do not have the right to chose my destiny as far as life expectancy.

Honestly, they say it's illegal but (United States) I havent actually seen anyone charged with anything if they attempted it and ended up not dying. \n It's probably said to be illegal because when you become that extremely depressed where ending your life seems the only option- you're probably not thinking as clearly as say, on an average day minus that depression.\n Also, you cant murder people- so it makes sense you cant murder yourself without doing something illegal...\n I do think some circumstances they should allow it for say, cancer patients who are close to death etc...but for others, well- like I said, I havent even heard of them actually charging them with anything.\n They just ask you questions and if you'd like to be committed to a mental care facility till you're less at-risk if you're already an adult. Probably because if they were to charge you with something- you'd be even more suicidal, haha.\n What I'm perplexed about is that there's people who are amazed that (at least in the US) they arent living as "free" here as they thought I suppose. Is it truly surprising it'd be illegal to run your own life and it's span?


I am on a budget but still enjoy looking elegant. Any advice would be appreciated.

Get the book "Dress for Success for Women" by John T. Molloy, it is THE book, the most authoritative book on women's wear, it also goes into detail on the question you asked. Everything you want to know is in that book.


I saw this theory in a magazine article. I think it's really interesting. But I don't really know much about this! Anyone out there has the answer?

Before we take on the four-dimensional Universe first a two-dimensional example. \n\nImagine a two-dimensional plane. An ant walking on it can go in any direction, without finding a boundary. Secondly if it keeps walking in one direction, it will never come back on the same place. The plane is infinite, without bounds.\n\nNext the surface of a two-dimensional sphere. This time the walking ant again will not come to a boundary, but he will, after some time, come back to the some place. The sphere is without bounds, but finite.\n\nWe see that these two ant Universes are different, although a shortsighted ant, would never be able to distinguish the two.\n\nNext lets move to our Universe. We are short-sighted ants too. Our telescopes can not see far enough to distinguish if we are in the three-dimensional equivalent of the sphere of the plane. \n\nAnd it is even worse. As we are living in three dimensions  more complicated space are possible. Imagine we are living in a cube, a special one with the following property. As soon as we leave the cube through one side, we enter it again on the side opposite where we left. This space is the 3-dimensional equivalent of a torus.\n\nYou see were we go: in three dimensions more complicated space are possible. One is the dodecahedral universe you mention. It has the shape of a dodecahedral, again with the property that if we leave through one side, we enter through another.\n\nImplausible? Maybe. Maybe not. At present we really have no way to tell. Just as the short-sighted ant.


When you are born of God like the bible says in 1st John 3:9 what don't you do?  (not shouldn't)

With God's help , we walk in the spirit and not in the flesh. This way we can avoid the occasion of sin.


y does my  new yahoo messenger take 4 hours to be installed and then an error message shows up and all the installed components vanish??

If you don't have dialup you have a big problem. Even on dialup, it should not have taken more than an hour and a half. Messenger 7.5 seems to be pretty unstable and it sounds like you have a virus also.\nScan your computer for viruses first then go to this site to get version 7  (or older if you only have Win98 or ME)\nhttp://www.oldversion.com/program.php?n=yahoo\nIf your computer is really really old like under 500MHZ with less than 128MB ram or something, it might not meet the minimum requirements. ALso this version only runs on WIndows XP.


I now have Verizon/Yahoo, I will be moving back to AR & want to keep my E-mail address

I have the same thing. I think once you get rid of VZ/Y (Verizon Yahoo) you will still have your email address but not with all the extra features, it will be like any other yahoo unpaid email address.\n\nSo yes you do get to keep you email address.


say for example the zip code 44011... where can i find the amt. of tax for that area?

For your Ohio locality, you may get the most updated tax rates from the website below.  According to your zip code, it would be the city of Avon and the rate is 1.5%\n\nhttp://das.ohio.gov/hrd//localtax.html


I think I know it as Mills' Law of Public Adminisration, but I see it attributed to many different sources...

In politics, where you stand depends on where you sit. - Unknown.\n\nProbably because depending on your view is how people were seated in the House of Commons.\n\nIn modern Western countries, the political spectrum usually is described along left-right lines. This traditional political spectrum is defined along an axis with socialism and communism, ("the Left") on one end, and conservatism and Fascism ("the Right") on the other. Free market liberalism is generally considered to be center-right; new liberalism or social liberalism is generally assigned to the center, center-left or sometimes (when viewed by conservatives) the left. Christian Democracy may be anywhere from center-right to center-left, depending on the country and era. When the left/right spectrum emerged in the early French revolutionary era the now familiar extremes of communism on the left and fascism on the right were simply not present and leftwardness and rightwardness were based on one's attitude towards the traditional monarchic style of government. The original laissez faire capitalist "left" would now generally be considered part of the right.\nNational and cultural differences in the use of the terms left and right are common. In China, left and right have referred to different positions at different times, although the issues were often very different from those in Western nations.


Ive tried crunches and they only toned my upper abs. My lower part is still poking out

There is no such thing at top or bottom lower or upper abs!!! Your abs are one big muscle! When your work your abs you work the whole thing. If you're looking to TONE your abs try these exercises \n\nPlanks are great for working your core - while on your forearms and knees, clasp your hands together so your forearms make a V. Straighten your legs to balance on your forearms and the balls of your feet. Tighten your buttt and abs and try to maintain a straight line from your shoulders to your heels. Hold for 10 seconds and try to work your way up to 30. Repeat. \n\nBack lifts are also good - lie on your stomach with your hands on your lower back. Raise your chest 3 or 4 inches off the floor while keeping your legs on the floor. Hold for 5 seconds then repeat 10 times at least. \n\nAir Bike - Lie on your back and put your hands behind your head. Raise your legs so your thighs are perpendicular and your lower legs are just above parallel to the floor. Curl up and bring your left elbow toward your right side while drawing your right knee in to meet it. It is like you are riding a bike. Alternate sides, continuing the motion back and forth. Remember, don't just flap your elbow across your body, actually rotate your shoulder across and squeeze your abs.\n\nAlternate heel touchers - Works your obliques. In order to complete 1 repetition, each heel must be touched once. So, get into position, crunch over and touch your right heel once, then crunch over and touch your left heel once, and now you've completed 1 repetition. Lie down on the floor. Bend your knees and keep your feet 18-24 inches apart. Keep your arms straight down at your sides. Crunch forward and up about 3-4 inches. Remember to keep your lower back pressed flat against the ground. Keep your head in a neutral position. Alternate touching your right heel and then your left heel. Remember, touching each heel once is one rep!\n\nBent knee Hip raise - This is like the Reverse Crunch but with a longer range of motion. Outstretch your hands to your sides with your knees bent at a 60 degree angle and your feet just off the floor. Using your lower abs, roll your pelvis backward to raise your hips off of the floor. Your knees will be over your chest. Squeeze your abs and then return to the starting position slowly. You can straighten your legs to make it harder or wear ankle weights.\n\nButtt Ups - Begin a pushup position but with your elbows on the ground and resting on your forearms. Your elbows should be bent at a 90 degree angle. Arch your back slightly out rather than keeping your back completely straight. Raise your glutes toward the ceiling, squeezing your abs tightly to close the distance between your ribcage and hips so you end up in a high bridge position. Lower back down slowly to your starting position. Repeat. Don't let your back sag downwards.\n\nCross body crunches - Lie on your back and bend your knees about 60 degrees and keep your feet flat on the floor. Place your hands loosely behind your head. Curl up and bring your right elbow and shoulder across your body while bring your left knee in toward your left shoulder at the same time. Reach with your elbow and try to touch your knee. Do one side for all your reps, then switch to the other side. Try to bring your shoulder up towards your knee rather than just your elbow.\n\nCrunches - hands over head -This variation makes it tougher than regular crunches. Lie on the floor with your knees bent. Keep your feet flat on the floor. Stretch your arms overhead and cross your palms. Curl your upper body forward and bring your shoulder blades just off the floor. Keep your arms aligned with your head, neck and shoulder. Don't move them forward from that position! Slowly lower down after squeezing your abs tight\n\nCrunches - Lie flat on your back with your feet flat on the ground, or resting on a bench with your knees bent at a 90 degree angle. If you are resting your feet on a bench, place them three to fo


I don't know the difference between Pagan or Wiccan...I have always been intrigued by this way of life for some reason and want to find out why.  Where would I start learning about this way of life and practicing it?

First, you need to learn more about Wicca.  Different denominations have different beliefs and structures, and you need to find which is right for you.  Some have covens, some do not.  It all depends on which direction you go in.  And trust, me there are plenty of directions.  \n\nwww.witchvox.com is a great website.  Also check out\nhttp://www.witchs-brew.org/\nhttp://www.witchology.com/\nhttp://wiccanet.us/\nhttp://www.bewitchingways.com/wicca/wicca.htm\nhttp://www.wiccan-refuge.com/\nhttp://www.witchway.net/\nhttp://www.betwixt.org/\n\nSomeone else talked about SilverRavenWolf, who is a popular Wicca author.  You'll find her stuff often at places like Barnes and Noble.  Personally, I think she is a money grubbing nut.  Her books are about her particular brand of Gardnerian Wicca that she developed.  Her covens all have to swear loyalty oaths to her... and buy all her books.  I personally think shes a freak... but I know people who have found her to be a great stepping stone into the path.  I just wanted to tell you this to give you a realistic idea of the divisions within Wicca/Neo-paganism.  It's not all happy fluffy earth worship, there are real debates and real ideological differences.  Like any group, we have our share of greedy selfish people, strong opinions about our paths, and general weirdos. Every religion has its nuts and charletans, the key is for you as a critical thinker to identify and decide how you feel about them.\n\nAs far as books, here is a short list I would recommend\nThe Power of the Witch by Laurie Cabot (old and a little kitchy, but the author is great at hitting the emotional draw of Wicca)\nThe Spiral Dance by StarHawk\nDrawing Down the Moon : Witches, Druids, Goddess-Worshipers, and Other Pagans in America Today by Margot Adler\nWicca: A Guide for the Solitary Practitioner by Scott Cnningham\nWhen Someone You Love Is Wiccan: A Guide to Witchcraft and Paganism for Concerned Friends, Nervous Parents, and Curious Co-Workers by Carl McColman\nContemporary Paganism: Listening People, Speaking Earth by Graham Harvey\nThe Triumph of the Moon : A History of Modern Pagan Witchcraft by Ronald Hutton\n\nOr if none of these seem right, you may be more of a Neo Pagan.  I personally draw my belief system for Assyrian mythology and various practices of various pre-christian Mediterranean religions, with a couple of elements Wicca in on the side.  What myths or regions speak to you?  Learn and find out how to draw them together.  \n\nIf you find yourself ready to find a coven or a nesting or a group of some kind, then find a local new age store in your area and ask around, or check about on-line.  Go to a gather or an event and meet people.  Sometimes getting in can be a bit difficult, because wiccans don't proselytize so people can take a while to find us.  But its worth the time and effort.


I think that is more then having bad breath.

some women don't like to kiss when having sex they just like to have sex. i mean you can kiss any other time besides sex my husband likes to kiss during sex too but he doesn't just like to kiss anyother time.. weird huh.


I have to stand and front of the class and narrate something and give example for something.

What are you suposed to narrate?  Once you figure that out, you can probably find olots of examples.\nAre you looking for a topic?  WHy don't you choose, "storms"?  After all, this country has been hit hard by hurricanes and tornadoes so much this year, it should be easy to find loads of information and examples all over the web.\ngood luck!  If this doesn't help, add some information to your question;  or, ask your mom or dad.. or, older sibling, if you have one!


Do you think it has anything to do with feasting and the need for more food in colder weather?

It's not just from Paganism. It's about nature, and the yearly cycle. Think about it - harvest time is when there's more than enough food, so often people share it with the less fortunate. The food keeps for a limited time though, so in winter - at Yuletide - there's a big feast to use up the perishables that won't last until Spring. \n\nThen in Spring there's Eastre - at a time when birds are laying lots of eggs, and various plants are beginning to produce edible parts for the first time since the previous year. So people can finish off the emergency rations instead of saving them.


what is the basic design of the hydraulic car jack? what feature does the jack have to allow it to hold the car without being lowered? also, what are the different calculations that must be done on this jack?eg. buckling etc.

If you have a small hydraulic piston pump where the cylinder has an area of say one square inch and you can drive its piston with a force of say 100 Lbs (using a lever arm), the pump will produce a hydraulic pressure of 100 PSI (pounds per square inch).  If the hydraulic fluid is delivered to a larger cylinder and piston (hydraulic ram) it will produce a force equal to the area of the larger piston time the supplied pressure.  If the larger piston has an area of say 10 square inches, the force will be 10 (square  inches) x 100 (pounds per square inch) = 1,000 pounds.  If you pushed down on the jack handle with 10 pounds of force, using its leverage, your 10 pounds of force has been magnified to 1,000 pounds of force (enough to lift one car tire off the road?)  A tiny check valve allows you to jack up the car with successive pump strokes by preventing backflow of tthe hydraulic fluid.  When you want to let the car down you (twist the handle?) open a bypass valve around the check valve.


what should I do, within legal things of course!!\nthanks (:

I wouldn't worry about it. Just leave as planned and there won't be any problems. But if you're still worried, contact immigration at their website. They usually answer e-mails within 24 hours. Hope you enjoyed your visit to America. Have a safe trip home.\nwww.uscis.gov


My boyfriend has not proposed to me, he gave me a promise ring but yet  he calls me his fiance.

He wants to make sure that everyone knows that you are WAY off the market.  He has made a very small commitment, but if your not planning on marrying him I would cut and run.  He sounds somewhat controlling, but it could just be that ya'll are young and tenatious.


me and him talked on the phone last night and he was telling me that he was a player before but that now he ain't and he even talked about all the gurls he had tried 2 hit on, I mean is that good or bad but i still know that he could be playing tricks!! WHAT SHOULD I DO???

People do change, but the fact that he talked to you about all the girls he has hit on hints that he is still probably a player.  Take it slow and make him get to really know you.


Just recently find my girl with another guy.

when im in an upset mood there 3 main things i do....i drive really fast (like 70 in a 35) i go shooting with my friends (nothing like a .50cal desart eagle) or i i write a book that im working on


Please tell me some good antivirus program that is free for downloading and can  delite all viruses if it finds them.And i source from where i can download thip program please!!!!I had several antivirus programs but non of them can delite the viruses,so i had to repair my computer several times.I need answer faster please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.Antivir It's free\n2.Bitdefender free\n3.Dr.Web Cureit. It's free (TRY FIRST)no installation needed.


My friends and i all went to this haunted cemetery over the summer and we got yelled at bye the cops. my dad told me that your not allowed to be in a cememtery at nite and i was wondering if it was true?

A cemetery is just like any other private property.  You can only enter the property with permission.  During normal operating hours, permission to enter is presumed.  Therefore, you can enter any cemetery at any time so long as you are invited by the owner or you enter with the owner's permission.  Entering a cemetery at night without permission is trespassing and you may be prosecuted.  It sounds like your Dad was right, kind of.


think i may have it... i have been drinking quite a bit over bank holiday too

frequent urination, burning during the urination, low back pain low abdominal pain....drink plenty of water and cranberry juice or grab a few beers


does anyone know of any companies that use children as laborers to make their products? i need it for my paper...any websites would be good too.

Well, examples of companies which uses child labor would be sugar cane companies (in south america/aisa) and carpet companies (some found in middle-east). For specific companies, Nike and Old Navy have been accused of using child labor, although I'm not 100% sure. You can do more research towards this topic, or check out free the children website for more information.


hi, does strep throat and tonsilitis include pain in the middle of your throat.? when i touch the middle of my throat (near the adams apple) it pains alot..when i swallow it also pains..i am on penicillin for 2 weeks now..its funny too, is that why at certain times of the day the pain is there and other times it is not?? is this just the medication working to heal it? no fever, no swollen glands etc. the pain is exactly right on the slight side and a little under the adams apple. is this part of the strep and tonsilitis?  thanks for your answers..

I'm not sure but I noticed that you have posted several questions about sore throats.  If you are getting sore throats often and they are taking a long time to heal you should definitely have your tonsils taken out.  I used to get sore throats all winter long.  They would last for weeks at a time.  I had my tonsils out at 18 (which is one of the most painful things I have ever experienced) and I haven't had a sore throat since.  (I'm 23 now.)  I would like to suggest that you see a throat specialist.  Like you, the doctors kept giving me antibiotics and penicillin and nothing worked.  My mom took me to a specialist and he solved the problem.  I hope you find something that works out for you.


While surveying the moon and walking around John Glenn put a golf ball on the surface and hit it sending the ball into space!

Alan B. Shepard, Jr., originally described the exagerrated distance of his moon shot as “miles and miles and miles.” Those famous words followed a one-handed golf swing with a rigged up six iron on the moon. The first swing was reported to be a duff, but the next connected.\n\nAlthough Shepard fired off those two golf balls in moon gravity which is about one-sixth of earth's, they did not go miles and miles and miles. Shepard later appended his estimate to drive distances in the 200 to 400 yard range. Still, not bad with one hand and encumbered by a suit that prevented a good pivot on the swing.


A history project...need ideas like: making food, clothes, taking care of the children and elders, learning, what they would wear, contributions, etc. Any information of Jewish girls in the middle ages will make this project easier.

Well I don't know specifics other than most teenage girls would already be married and starting to have children of their own. They got married really young back then. (Mary was supposedly 13 when she carried Jesus).


has this ever happend to you and if it has have you ever spoke with the person you were talking with and did they have the same dream?

mm me not sure i feel that i have talked to them but never asked them i mean like one dream i dreamed i have met this girl floating on this thing she was pretty and all but she said these weird things i don't remember but she left threw my window and i thought it was just a made up person but then i saw her in school the next day and i never even seen her or talked to her but now she is a very very good friend and i love her very much


I have known this guy for about three years he is my best friend. I really care about him and we have been intamate (my 1st) We talk almost every night and spend time together only he says he doesn't have time for a girlfriend riht know and trust me he's not gay! It's weird how we are with each other it at times seems like we are together but i'm honestly not sure what to think anymore. I can't ask him to be with me anymore I think i've asked to many times. It at times feels like my heart just wants to give up, but i LOVE him to much to ever let him go. He say's he needs me in his Life and i know i need him in mine (it has a lot to do with how we meet). Confusion and wondering about how he feels is making my heart ache even more. What should i do how can iask him what he realy what's from me with out pushing him away. Remember I love him

Sad, all i can say is you shouldnt have given your virginty to someone like that... you can either love him forever with no commitment or move on \nand i say move on cause he may not be commitment type\nits morally wrong to take a gals virginity and just not want her\nsorry to say honey\nbut i think you were fed a line and i dont think you love him he's just all you know move on... i said move on not sleep on with everyone else\nGooD LucK


Do you really a religion (any religion) to dictate the laws of the country?  Do you really want to do away with the separation between church and state?

Only if I get to be GOD.\nJK.\nNo way...too oppressive.


had one tooth upper plate denture 2wks ago and tongue has felt like its been scalded since. no sore patches or anything rubbing. any ideas?

Most likely your tongue needs to "callous" a bit. It should in about 2 weeks. Peroxide or saltwater rinses will help. However, in rare cases, if the denture has the pink acrylic on it some people are sensitive to this material. If it persisits or gets worse check back with the dentist or denturist.


What is going on with these celebs now adays?\nLindsay Lohan, Nicole Richey, Hillary Duff, \nThey have all gotten so skinny it looks sick, or they look sick. What is going on?

I think that thin can be ok to a certain extent. I agree that the celebrities that used to look healthy(Lindsay Lohan,Hilary Duff,Nicole Richey) should stop trying to follow the thin trend. The message they are sending out to teens makes them believe that you can't be pretty unless you're thin, and that is far from right. Size in our current generation has begun to hold too much importance because as you look back, Marilyn Monroe, 1 of the prettiest women ever, wore a size 14 dress.


I'm not pregnant and no kids but the bumps aroun dmy nipples sometimes you can sqeeze white discharge out of them and my nipples get itchy sometimes and same thing whit discharge

A woman's breasts have some degree of fluid secretion activity throughout most of the adult life. The difference between lactating (milk producing) and non-lactating breasts is mainly in the degree or amount of secretion and to a smaller degree in the chemical composition of the fluid. In non-lactating women, small plugs of tissue block the nipple ducts and keep the nipple from discharging fluid. During breast self-exam, fluid may be expressed from the breasts of 50% to 60% of Caucasian and African-American women and 40% of Asian-American women. \n\nThe majority of nipple discharges are associated with non-malignant changes in the breast such as hormonal imbalances. However, any woman with a suspicious or worrisome nipple discharge (see below) should consult her physician.\n\nNipple Discharge is of Concern if it is: \n\nbloody or watery (serous) with a red, pink, or brown color \nsticky and clear in color or brown to black in color (opalescent) \nappears spontaneously without squeezing the nipple \npersistent \non one side only (unilateral) \na fluid other than breast milk \n\n"Opalescent discharge that is yellow or green in color is normal.  Most bloody or watery (serous) nipple discharge (approximately 90%) is due to a benign condition such as papilloma or infection.\n\nhttp://www.imaginis.com/breasthealth/nipple.asp\n\n"A milky discharge from both nipples, when it is not related to breastfeeding, is called galactorrhea. This is usually due to an increase in the hormone prolactin, which produces milk. Galactorrhea may be caused by tranquilizers, marijuana, or high doses of estrogen and is often accompanied by an absence of menstrual periods."\n\nhttp://www.mercyhealthnwa.smhs.com/healthinfo/adult/women/probs.asp


Which one or more of the following is (are) component(s) of the biogeochemical cycle of phosphorus?\n\na) Cows obtain their phosphorus from plants.\nb) Humans obtain their phosphorus from beef (cow meat).\nc) Erosion of rocks increases the level of phosphorus in soils and lakes.\nd) Phosphorus is used to synthesize a DNA molecule.\ne) All of the above are componenets of the biogeochemical cycle of phosphorus.\n\nPlease include the reasoning behind your answer. Thank you.

E)  All of them.\n\nA)  Cows don't breathe it in, and it doesn't come from the water so it has to come from the diet.\nB)  Same as A\nC)  While it is true that phosphorous is in our soil, I would argue that the use of detergents and fertilizers are the major problems with phorphorous contaminating our lakes.\nD)  DNA is made of bases (nucleotides) attached by a "sugar phosphate backbone".  If bases are the rungs of a ladder, the sugars and phosphates make up the sides of the ladder.


I want to download a book called Badboys and the other one is about language book "Thai For Beginners" , where can i download free language e-books ?


I know the Lyrid Meteor Shower is visible this time of yr.Any good sites to learn more about it. Any viewing tips?\nI'm in the socal desert and have small telescope.

A telescope won't really help much to view a meteor shower.  It's best to just find a spot as far away as possible from city lights, sit back, and watch the sky.  Because meteors aren't entirely predictable, the chances of one being caught in your telescope are very remote.  The meteor shower you're referring to is going to peak around 2 in the morning on April 22nd, a Saturday.  The meteors can come from any part of the sky, so just take a blanket, something warm to drink, a few friends, maybe, relax.  It'll be a good time, I assure you.


about a year ago we got out house fixed by a non-licensed contractor. we payed them to finish all works done in check the full amount and we also baught some things for them that they needed to fix for the house. unfortunately they never finished and they never return our calls. we kept calling but they never responded. is there a way we can sue? there was a verbal agreement but no written contract.  we knew them from a family friend so we thought we could trust them but we ended up getting screwed over with a house that is half remolded and no money to get things that we not fixed properly refixed.

As someone once said, "a verbal contract is only as good as the paper it is written on". Verbal contracts are difficult to defend in court, as the argument then becomes one of "he said, she said". The best you could hope for would be a resolution through mediation or by judge's order. You never know, you might wind up on the lucky side, but you need to consider the cost of legal action, and determine if it's worth the time, effort, and stress involved in chasing this person down.


I am not a redneck, and i love to watch the races.

because bootleggers used to sup up there cars\nto out run the cops and it eventually turned into a competition


On the Yahoo Calendar it lists religious holidays and some of them are for, what I assume, the Borha religion.  I haven't been able to find anything online explaining what Borha is; can anyone help?

Ok, did you actually look at the stupid holidays of the "Borha" religion? Why does the religion seem to be all the national holidays of BRAZIL?! I think the big giveaway is the holiday marked "Independance of Brazil day" and "Carnaval" But, mostly all the holidays are in Spanish or Portugese.\n\nNow, there is a Borha tribe in the Middle East, which chould have a religiion, but it is small, and also, there is a Bohra religion, which I will C&P right here.\n\nThe Bohras are convert from Hinduism to the Shi'ah Isma'ili sect of Islam. The conversion took place mainly in the twelfth century A.D. in Gujrat in India. The converted were mainly from the Hindu middle and upper castes and mainly from the castes engaged in trade and commerce. The conversion was mainly result of the work of some Arab missionaries from Egypt and the Yemen. Also later on the indigenous converts undertook the missionary activities in other contiguous regions like the areas that today constitute Rajasthan, Madhya Pradesh, and Maharastra. Thus today the Bohras in India, mainly live in these areas and number around 8 to 9 lakhs. They are mainly engaged in small trade though now a newly educated professional class is also coming into existence.


A)CURTLY AMBROSE. B)CHRIS GAYLE.C)CHAMINDA VAAS.D)COURTNEY WALSH.E)MALCOM MARSHALL.

Courtney Walsh is the first and only west indian to take 500 test wickets, he ended up on 519. Curlty Ambrose is next with 405. And to how it looks, it won't be broken by any west indian in the near future.


How do I win my ex back from this tramp?

You need to know some things before you try to get him back.\n\n1. why did he leave?  Did he leave because you don't put out and this tramp does?  If that is the case, I agree with the rest, don't bother.  If he left because of a fight/misunderstanding then i think you might want to try.  People have fights and then will do almost anything to win, so things might have been said, that neither of you meant.\n\n2. Why is he with her.  Is she like you, apart from the trampyness?  Is she the opposite of you?  Depending on your sex life with him, he may just be on a bootycall.  Doesn't make it right.  But if she is just like you, he might want you back.\n\n3. Why do you want him back?  how old are you? how long have you been dating?  What have you done together (meaning go to college, school, other?)  Maybe he was just serving his purpose for those times but wont work with these times.  We are all human and we have all done that.\n\nSo if you want him back, how bad?\nif you need him back you got to tell him and sex him up.  (If that is the only way, i say leave him)\n\nIf you love him, but still lead a life of your own, then tell him you need him and tell him you are sorry for what happened.\n\nfinally, if you are stil pissed at him and don't care if he comes back or not (but would like him back) then just say hey we need to talk and make sure he knows everything about how you feel and ask him why he did it.


I hate it when it rains....thankfully it is bright and sunny today where I am.  It brings me down, the rain.  Does the rain bring you down...change your mood?  What do you do on a rainy day to cheer yourself up?

Rainy days bring me down i want to curl in bed with a good book or a even better guy...LOL\nNo seriously rainy days make me gloomy and sleepy. IT should be a law on rainy days sexy women can stay home and relax, eat chunky monkey ice cream, chat, and be lazy and get paid for it. I shall write my congressman immediately.\nI want the sunshine and the man to get off my back WORKING BITES


We know they (Allah and Muhammad) dont like to be insulted and use their sheep, we call "muslims", to kill for them when their feeling are hurt, so why wont they deal with me!\n\nI hate Allah and I hate his nasty slave owning warlord prophet who married and did the nasty to a 9 year old.\n\nLets end this right now...come out Allah! Stop sending your nasty brainwashed zombies to kill for you because they believe your feelings were hurt....COME GET SOME ALLAH!!!\n\n(waiting)\n\n.......told ya.....Allah doesn want any...

Hmmm you challenge Allah (God) and his prophet to a fight you will soon die ,then you'll know them .how great they are.


Is it loyalty, chemical abuse, Kool-Aid, please "walk me through it", Thx.

See it started back when GW sr was the vice president. Him and his buddies: Donald "the liar" rumsfield, Dick "dead eye" Cheney, etc got to together. This group made a pack, you know like blood brothers, for world domination. It starts with putting massive quantities of LSD in the the water supply so Americans don't realize they have illegally tampered with poll results in the state of Florida. This continues with the events of 9/11. Thinking they can enrage the populous into a war. Bush and his merry men come up with this WMD story which is helped along when his old good friend Saddam "the mad man" Hussein keeps throwing out the UN inspectors. So the boys realize HEY we could make mad money off this whole war thing. Dead Eye your company haliburton will get crazy contracts for construction and defense. Dad and his oil Barron's will get to make millions of dollars via the stock market and the American people with their non fuel efficient cars. Yeah that's the ticket.\nBut see not all of America drinks water, not every one was so easily fooled and most of us know the deal. \nI think it more like people who don't like \nBeing told "told you so!"\nYou want to bet on it? (and they end up losing)\nAdmitting their were GRAVELY wrong and too many Americans and Iraqis died.\nThe fact the hijackers from Saudi Arabia not Iraq.\nSo it got to be an ego thing?


What do i do if i think my boss is going to fire me from work???? i havn't done anything wrong, but i dont think he has liked me from the start??

Depends on what state your in?\nIf your in a "right to work" state they can fire you for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON.\nI would be more concerned with why he does not "like you"?\n\nI have had several employees that have done nothing wrong with their work, but just did not fit in with the rest of the office staff. After talking with them about it on several occasions it came down to running an unhappy office or letting one person go.... So it was bye bye to the one who couldn't get along.\n\nI would see if I could sit don with the boss and explain how you feel and why and see where it goes. \nBetter to get your cards on the table than to be walking on egg shells.\n\nBest of luck.\n\n\nAdditional Note: I went back and read some of the other postings above. PLEASE do not take most of what they seriously. If this is a business that your working for chances are they have taken the needed steps to protect themselves.\nFar to many people think they have the right to work and be employed and that unless they have stolen something or done something really bad their employer can not fire them.\nThat is SO WRONG! People get fired everyday.\n\nIf your work performance has been exemplary and your on time and you get your work done and blah blah blah... then why would any employer even think about firing you? Seriously! If someone does such a good job where would an employer find reason (not that they need one).\n\nGetting up and going to an office and spending 8 hours there does not make you a good or even fair employee.\n\nIf you have any inclination that your about to be fired... take long hard look at your work history and performance. Your more apt to find the reason there then in a boss that doesn't like you.\n\nSuing your employer or someone else is the new "American Dream". Everyone wants to get rich off of someone else as opposed to working hard.\nSo don't fall of the whole "Sue his A@@" or "you got rights" recommendations. Look at your self decide what kind of employee you are and either improve or move on.\n\nI hope you find what your looking for.


my brother works three and half times harder on weekends than on weekdays.\nAlthough after each day of non stop working my brother works at half capacity than he would done due to his tiredness.\n\nIt takes my brother and 2 of his friends that have exactly the same characteristics as him, 19 hours starting at 2am sunday morning to dig a hole with a volume of 12 metres cubed. Using shovels.\n\nHow long does it take my brother working on his own to dig a hole of volume 17 inches cubed starting on saturday at 5pm using a table spoon that is 1/5 the size of his shovel?

Let e = a standard unit of 1 man-hour per weekday effort\n3.5 e = effort made during 1 man-hour during the weekend\n\nSunday 2am +19 hours = Sunday 9pm\neffort = 3 men, 19 hours, weekend effort only = 3*19*3.5e = 199.5e\nto dig 12 m^3 = 12*(100/2.54)^3 cu.in. (about 700k)\n\ne (using shovel) in 1 man-hour (week-day) = (12*(100/2.54)^3 / 199.5) cu.in.\nwhich is roughly 4000 cu.in. (I'll do the exact math shortly)\n\nStarting at Saturday 5pm to dig 17 in. cubed with a tablespoon (1/5 the size)\n\n17 in. cubed is 17^3 cu.in. (somewhere less than 8000 cu.in.)\n\nNow, a standard tablespoon is maybe 9" long (so that puts the shovel just under 4 feet... so reality check on the shovel \n\nchecks out at least)... the question is, is the tablespoon (1/5)^3 the volume lifting capacity of the shovel?  let's assume \n\nyes... not as long, not as wide, not as deep... so let's use (1/5)^3 for the shoveling volume.\n\nthat means it takes 5^3 as much effort to dig the same cubic volume with a tablespoon as with the shovel.\n\nso this should put us somewhere at (8000/4000)*5^3 times the effort made to dig the first hole, in order to dig the second \n\nhole...or roughly 2*125 = man-hours... coronary time for the man\n\nIf the first 24 hours is at 3.5e efficiency, that's 84 man-hours done...\nthen he drops to half-efficiency on Sunday 5pm. 1.75e from 5pm-12am (7hours) = 12.25 man-hours done\nnow he's still at half-efficiency for the week... 24*5/2=60 per set of 5 weekdays\n\nuntil he's set for a coronary at ((17^3)/(12*(100/2.54)^3)/199.5))*(5^3) = 167.30911 man-hours\n\n84+12.25+60=156.25, so he needs another 11 or so man-hours at 3.5/2 efficiency on next Saturday, or 6.3194914 hours or\n\n1 week later Saturday 6:19:10am, just in time for the morning shift of the ER at the local hospital.


Someone told me that b/c I eat a lot of salt, I should sweat a lot when I get hot. I've never heard that before. Has anybody else?

I haven't found that eating alot of salt creates more sweat but you lose more salt through sweat. Leaving some links for you to read up on the subject...\n\nWhen the water in the sweat evaporates, it leaves the salts (sodium, chloride and potassium) behind on your skin, which is why your skin tastes salty. The loss of excessive amounts of salt and water from your body can quickly dehydrate you, which can lead to circulatory problems, kidney failure and heat stroke.


my concert: definately-WOODSTOCK\nmy niteclub: STUDIO 54


Has anyone ever been out on workman's comp? I just had a hearing yesterday and after all the testimony etc the Judge said something about allowing for the injuries and the surgery and something about payroll records. My attorney said I would be receiving a notice of decision and she was late for a deposition and had to go. Does this mean I won and when should I start receiving a check. The witness didn't really have a clue as to what was going on. The attorney also said they have 30 days to appeal. What does all this mean. Thanks

In all likelyhood, you've prevailed with all aspects of your Workers' Compensation claim.  The hearing officer asked for payroll records to calculate your temporary disability benefit per month.  Your Atty can assure you of all this.


I'm from India. When I open a page like www.ebay.com , \nwww.ebay.co.uk , etc., It automatically goes to \nwww.ebay.co.in . Can anyone tell me how to fix this. ThankX.

May be it will auto detect your country and refer you to the specified website.


that u stand up on and they have 2 wheels?

I haven't watched the Cody Banks movies before, but according to your description, I think they are called Segways.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,159812,00.html\n\n\nThere are no rules.

Nothing would cover it...life in prison and let the other inmates sort him out.\n\nJD


Are you asking about a chlorine generator that uses salt water? Such things do exist. Several brands. All of them are fairly expensive, not electrically efficient (the electricity they use costs more than the chlorine they make), and very unreliable. Plus, they are expensive to repair. And, they break down a lot! You still are using chlorine to sanitize your water so what have you gained? Silly idea, isn't it? Take my advice. STAY AWAY from the things!


If I get a amil from someone the I.P. address is in the header, but how can i find out if the person has sent the mail from where he is staying or from elsewhere?Is there a repositary that can explain the country code/area code and so on?

go to the www.dnsstuff.com\nand enter ur ip. address in find city it will help u


We all have a favorite that makes us laugh yet relates to something for us, what is yours?  This mine..."This is not your average, everyday darkness.  This is ADVANCED darkness."  from Spongebob.  I laugh at it but that is always how I felt when I was young and alone, it wasn't ordinary darkness there was something eerie about it.  What is yours?

As Ralph once said on The Simpsons, "My cat's breath smells like cat food." We laugh at poor Ralph's simplicity, but it is simple minds that notice things that everyone else is too busy to pay attention to. And indeed, my cat's breath does smell like cat food.


You might find some testamonials... but you're looking at people who probably succumbed to the placebo effect.  You'd have just a good chance as eating a couple of M&M's (sugarpills).\n\nThere is NO scientific evidence that acupuncture works to help quit smoking.  Yet, these lasers supposedly work along the same lines as acupuncture.  Are you beginning to smell a bad odor here?  That's because it's Bullhsit!


i had a group of 7 friends(2 boys including me and 5 girls) but due to a couple being formed in our group we all have split.. What should i do? i want all the friends to be together but nobody responds to my words.. i can't spend a day being alone.. But from about a month i have to be alone in the college.. Help me come out this loneliness of mine.. no one else in the college can be good friends of mine as the previous group was..

I might be wrong, but I believe that the problem is that you are trying to behave the way everyone wants you to. What I am about to say is such a cliche, but nevertheless true: just be yourself. If those people don't hang out with you anymore, than they haven't been very good frineds to begin with. You are better off without them. \nAnd the fact that you are lonely is not necessarily related to the fact that you are alone. You can also be lonely in the mids of a crowd. Hope I gave you some food for thought........


1.modeling the banking system on the German model  \n 2.giving the common man the vote  \n 3.the purchase of western lands  \n 4.strong diplomatic ties with France  \n 5.providing government subsidies to manufacturers

I believe it is #1. 5 is out because he supported Laissez-faire. 2 is out because he wanted a monarch type system. 3 is out because he was heavily concerned with national debt. Not sure about 4


philly philly had a nine inch willie,he suck it in his neighbours door..she thought it was a snake , cut it off with a rake now philly has a 3 inch willie...

the gilligans island theme is pretty hot!!!  lol


i love the website and their forums, i;m completely into fashion and everything they have to offer .. anyone else?

I LOVE teen vogue!!! I love the modeling pictures that they put in there the pictures and the clothes are so cool! They also give good makeup advice sometimes. I agree with you all the way


how do look at my offline messages..and i allready save all my messages ..but i dont know how to view my offline messages


I broke my foot about 2 months ago & the doctor ordered me to stay in bed. Now my foot is much better but I am sleeping to the point where I literally can't function. What the heck is wrong with me. Do I need to take a trip or what. Please help.

you have to force your self into a routine, of getting up and staying up finding your self something to do during the day to keep active..you have to train your self. your body will get use to the time change you put it through..you just have to keep active...Been there done that got through it and you will to... just keep busy....


I am sorry this is not a question, but there is no one I can tell about how I feel now. You all may choose your own paths and options as you may. I know in my heart, in my head, and in my being, that there is no such thing as God, joy, happiness, karma. There is nothing, we are all just waiting to die someday, and I will grace the day that it will come to me, however it may be, for I will finally no longer have to tolerate living with human-kind, the thing I hate most of all. For me there is nothing anymore, not even a reason to live, because to me there is no sense of right and wrong anymore, everything was all a lie, and nothing will ever ever change that, nothing. I am nothing more than a dead man walking.

I think maybe you are failing to look at the bigger picture here.  Consider that the trials and problems of your life are lessons, that things happen for a reason to mold us into the person that somewhere down the road we will become.  The person that will positively affect the world and those around you.\n\nTry reprogramming your thinking.  Embrace your obsticles, your trials, your conflicts, as EXPERIENCE.  Think of it like this.  A boxer, whom I cannot recall was once asked how he had such huge arms, and chest, tremendous stregnth.  He said, Hey you know what, I took the biggest amount of weight possible, and used it to resist me physicaly from moving it, and had my mind enforce my muscle tissue to push against this huge weight, and I did it over and over and over and over again.\n\nThe relevance here is that you have to visualize your problems as that great weight, that you are pushing against.  That the weight of these conflicts are there to condition your mind and body to greatness.\n\nAs for God, well its his job to make you the person he wants you to be, that he prepares you for the purpose he has for you.  God gives you these trials for a reason, to make you a stronger person, to show you your true potential when it is all said and done.\n\nGod, joy, happiness, and karma, do exist, there are many out there that will testify to its existance.  Do not lose sight of the greater prize here, which is the person you are to be for the purpose that only God himself knows of.\n\nKeep your chin up, you are not a dead man walking, but a man walking alive, and ready to fulfill some destiny that you are being conditioned for.  I envy you, because your conditioning is far greater then my own, which must mean that your purpose in life is far greater.


Can someone explain this...I don't get it. My Snorkeling Fins are U.S.Divers.

There are two different types of sizes when it comes to shoes. There are children's which come in sizes 2-13, and there are adults which come in sizes 1-14. If you look at it like this then a child's 9-13 would be smaller than a child's 1-4.


i am looking for a platform that extends over my outdrive. it is basically an addition to the existing ski platform and only covers the outdrive it is not a full width extension.

Your best bet is to contact Sea Ray's customer service department. They should be able to steer you in the right direction. Aftermarket products tend to not fit correctly and have poor performance. Here's Sea Ray's website.\nhttp://www.searay.com\nI hope this helps and Happy Boating!!!


im in middle school and i really really really like this guy but he has a girlfriend and shes really strict on him but he still loves her any way to get them apart and get the guy plus me and this guy are really good friends anyway

What kind of a friend are you really? You say you are really good friends with him, but you want to destroy his relationship with someone he loves for your own personal gain?\n\nYou need to show some respect for yourself, and your guy friend, or he won't be liking you even as a friend.


someone asked me that quest. and of course i dont know. so maybe someone can answer it.

I wouldnt take to much stock in the many answers you have already recieved. One of the people here said you can get it through kissing which is complete BS, if you are kissing someone with open sores that are bleeding and you have open sores, maybe. But its contracted mostly through blood and bodily fluids that contain blood. If a dude came in your eye and your eye has a broken vessel possibly. Best advice from me, dont let anyone cum in your face or elsewhere to be safe and its sick anyway!


The most intelligent way to answer the question, "Why does ice melt in a warm room?"\n\nObviously you would say it is because the room is warmer than the ice, but think deeper than that. Think about diffusion of energy and equalization. I can answer this question with 7 words or 1000 words. How do you answer it?

Through entropy of heat, the movement of the electrons in the warm surrounding air is transferred to the electrons in the solid/liquid/gas as the electrons accelerate in their orbit around the nucleus the state of the matter changes through the three states I have mentioned.  All of these parameters are leading to the eventual "heat death" of the universe.  Entropy as observed in all systems.


I barely walk around and i start to get wet under my arms. it's soooo embarrassing b/c im 18 and a female.

we'll it depends really on our skin if it really works. i can suggest is try this brands & might as well work for you. before that, determine if you need either: \nanti-perspirant only or deodorant or combinations of both\n& ff products are: milchu, block & white, rexona...SPORT----\n(SPORT- most effective of all types not the unscented).\n*Well, there's also a cream that would work...ask your dermatologist about it...i forgot the name of the brand...i'll ask again my derma sometime soon & i'll give you some info...


Who do you think is the best WR? And the best in the draft? Wr you think will have a break out season this year? And best TE? Best TE in the draft? Most underrated?\n\nBest WR: Steve Smith\n\nBest WR in draft: Chad Jackson (You know it's true when a \nBulldog fan will admit a WR out of Florida is the best)\n\nBreak-out next year: Antwaan Randle-El\n\nBest TE: Antonio Gates\n\nBest in draft: Leonardo Pope , OUT OF THE GEORGIA!\n\nMost under-rated TE: Eric Johnson of the 49ers, he had 709 reciveing yards last year! Thats excellent for a TE. But he only had 2 recieving TD's. He's most underrated for sure.

Best WR: Steve Smith yes you got this one right and next year will be even better since adding Keyshawn so it will be harder to double team.\n\nBest WR in draft: Chad Jackson, your right again but only because hes going to the Patriots were he was Tom Brady to throw to him.\n\nBreak-out next year: Same team different WR. Brandon Llyod, he is good but playing for the 49ers brought his stats down. This year playing with Antwaan and Moss will allow more 1-on-1 coverage and get him more yards and catchs.\n\nBest TE: Antonio Gates had the best season but im gonna go with Tony Gonzalez because he had a horrible 1st half of the year and finished 2nd in TE yards. He can also block much better than anyother TE.\n\nBest in draft: Vernon Davis. Hes the most ready player in the draft and once he smooths in and learns to block he will be unstoppable.\n\nMost under-rated TE: I am sorry to tell you but he had 825 in 2004 i dont know where you are getting your stats from. But the most underrated TE is Jermaine Wiggins. Top 10 in yards, Top 5 in catches and no fumbles in 16 games last year.


It goes to the windows staring screen. It is totally random and I have sent it to gateway and a private repair ad both are cluelees about it.\n\nIt is out of warranty, and if I take the battery out it doesnt do it as often. I get no error codes in the events log, and have run 7+ different virus scan on it. I am at the point of desperation and do not know what to do, any help or advice will be greatly appreciated!\n\nAlso it seems as if it shutdowns when you move it, I do not know if that is the source of the problem or not.

it sounds like a heat related problem does it do this when first started after a cooldown cycle? laptops have to disapate alot of heat without all the space and fans of a desktop some models do it better than others try placing the laptop on the edge of books so there is about 4 inches of free space under the laptop that way it gets good airflow if that corrects the problem then you know it is heat related, you can buy an after market laptop cooler that you place under the laptop which should keep it cool enough it was a heat related problem that should fix it


when entering web addresses in the address bar on explorer 6.0 SP2 it no longer automatically adds "http://" in front of the web address I enter (ex: "www.microsoft.com).  Therefore it won't search unless I manually enter "http://www.microsoft.com" each time.  Any suggestions?

Top of web page tools internet options delete files delete cookies clear history, content clear ssl state autocomplete clear forms.\nGo to your c drive windows prefetch delete all but not layout, switch off you modem and leave for 5 Min's and then switch back on and leave for another 5 Min's.\nThis will clear a lot of junk and speed up your pc and should solve the problem of HTTP.\n\nHope this helps.\n\nGood Luck.


Every morning i wake up with severe chest and stomach pains. It hurts really bad. No i don't drink or do any of that stuff. I also get migraines so bad. There are times it's so bad i feel like i'm going to pass out because of the pain. My heart always hurts really bad, and races faster then usual. I mean i'm only 18, but i know we have a huge family history of heart problems and stuff, but i just wanted to know if i'm at risk? and if so can it happen at a young age like this? or if that's not it, can you tell me what is wrong with me? Please.

Sounds more like a panic attack than a physical ailment, and at 18, you're highly unlikely to have heart problems regardless of your family's history.\n\nNevertheless, a trip to the doctor wouldn't be a bad idea at all.  Electrocardiograms are quick and painless, and not all that expensive either.\n\nBut since you're also having stomach pains and migranes, I would bet money that it's stress or anxiety.


I was born in 1987. I was adopted when I was two weeks old. I have always wondered where my mother is, who she is, and how could I find her. The only thing that I know is that her name was Barbara Smith. Does anyone know how I could contact her?


Can someone please tell me how to fix this problem? I cannot attach even the smallest of files to an email in Yahoo. I have cleared the cookies, temp files & downloaded files in Windows. My O/S is WinXP and I am using IE. The file just hangs (going and going but never finishes) when I try to attach. Again the files (a small photo) is VERY small to test and still will not go. Any help would be greatly appreciated as this problem JUST began 2 weeks ago. Thank you.

Same Problem here, cannot attach any type of file, jpegs txt, doc, I get an "Invalid file specified" error message,only happens for yahoo mail in IE6, no problem doing it in hotmail etc so it is a Yahoo/IE6 problem. Have XP home bang up to date,no spyware, viruses, trojans etc etc happened this week so its a new problem, please no stupid answers like: use firefox, firewalls, etc. a good technical answer please. Using computers for years so not a newbie. Just a thought, was using IE7 beta, attachments worked there, uninstalled it and then noticed that in yahoo after attaching a file - and then before returning to the main body of the message, windows says 'unrecognised file format', for all types of files and sizes, reset all options to defaults, reinstalled critical updates, checked that nothing was inadvertantly blocked in the BHO's etc etc etc. so! any ideas anyone, thanks.....\nANSWER2: 10 minutes after I posted this I found the answer and got yahoo back on track accepting attachments to outgoing mail. Go to this site http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/ietips.htm               MVP most valued professional and the fourth item on the page is ODD TOOLBAR BEHAVIOUR. Read instructions!\ndownload the  RESETBROWSERTOOLBAR.REG and once merged reboot computer and it works. Now I get a message when I click attach - 'allow frames across domains' yes!(I can live with that!)and it attaches no problem, obviously this was the code that was causing the problem. Hope it works for you too. If I find a way to get rid of the new message I'll post it here but for the moment at least yahoo is back to normal.


I mail deposits to my bank all the time. The procedure might depend on the actual bank. I have a bunch of deposit slips that I can mail in with the check (endorsed with 'FOR DEPOSIT ONLY'). Then the bank mails me back a receipt and a new deposit slip for next time. You  might want to check with your bank on the specific requirements they have.


i want to achive lucid dreaming and i wanted to know if  it would work with subliminal messaging, and if it doesnt work what else can i do to achive it?

Sublinminal messaging works.  So well infact that is was banned in the US.


naric?? national association for International

Different info from every country. Here is some...\nhttp://www.naric.com/naric/\nhttp://www.naric.org.uk/\nhttp://www.naric.cz/\nhttp://europa.eu.int/comm/education/programmes/socrates/agenar_en.html


Could any one try to sum it up in 10 words?  I tried... and failed.

An astrology symbol that shows your birth period.


I'm always afraid that I have a flat tier. I know that if I did I could hear and feel it. But for some reason I get this feeling that I might have one. I even pull over and get out of my truck sometimes to check and make sure. I have had this problem with other things also. Like sometimes I'll do something and know I just did it, but check to see if I really did or not. I told my husband about the tier thing and he told me just check my tiers before I get in the truck. That's fine, but how do I shake this feeling that something is going on or happening when I know that it's not?

it sounds like you had a bad expierence in another life time. when you go to bed tonight, keep saying that you want that part of your past lives not to bother you anymore. you might have to do it a few nights. but it will help


gay bar will give me more profit ....please advise me


(rest of question) intensities of lamps a & b-to the intensity of lamp c-to current inthe circuit-to voltage drop across the 3 lamps? does power dissipated in the curcuit increase, decrease, or remain the same?

in a series circuit, current is constant across every resistor.  Intensities (brightness, I assume) of A and B to C should be the same as the power across all the resistors is the same.  \n\nHowever, by the sound of your question, it sort of would make more sense if A and B are in series, but then C is connected in parallel when switch S is closed.  Sorry, these questions are hard without diagrams.  I'll watch this question and edit my answer if you clarify the question.\n\n*edit* for Sky's question...to close a circuit is to "turn it on," allowing electricity to flow.  In an open circuit, the circuit is "off," electricity cannot flow.


I'm 14 years old and 182 pounds. I never feel comfertable in my body. It's hard to ask my mom or sis about it because they were both skinny when they were my age. And I cant ask my dad "cause he definatily doesnt understand (trust me I've tried) What are the best diets or exercises that I could try.

The simple answer, of course, is eat less and move more. However, I'm sure this is not what you wanted. What I suggest is not going on a diet per se, because all diets are doomed to fail, and usually wind up with the user gaining more weight then they lost.\n\nInstead, you need to concentrate on portion control. This does not mean denying yourself anything. On the contrary, you can have whatever you want, so long as it is in moderation. One bite of fried cheesecake is not going to make you gain five lbs. \n\nMy tips - \nWhatever is the size portion you usually get for yourself, try to give yourself half. Eat it slowly, and drink plenty of water. Water is the only beverage you should be drinking on a daily basis, as it has no calories, and is NEEDED by your body. I know there are 'diet' drinks that have no calories in them, but they are not a substitute for water. NOTHING is a substitute for water.\n\nIf you have a craving, give in, but don't over indulge. Order a small icecream, then offer to share with somebody.\n\nAvoid diet foods like the plague. If it says no fat, it is almost gauranteed to be high in sugar. If it says no sugar, it is almost gauranteed to have high fat content. The reasoning behind this is simple. Fat and sugar make things taste good. Without one of these ingredients, it takes more of the other to still taste good.\n\n\nAs for excersise, I'll have to guess. I'm not sure how tall you are, but I can guess that at 180 it can't be too easy to do. What I'm going to suggest is to start out with something like yoga. Focus on the stretches so you can prepare your body to do some serious excersise. When the yoga postions are easy to do, I reccomend moving up to pilates. It's like a high intensity yoga. \n\nThe first step to solving any problem is to admit you have one. The second is to seek help. The third is to try that help, and see where it lands you. I wish you luck.


i'm doing a school project and i need the days of the week names from anceint eygpt

the hours of each day are associated with a planet in descending order, beginning with Saturn. Each day is ruled by its first hour, so the week begins with Saturday. Since there are 24 hours in the day, each day runs through all the planets three times (3x7), with a remainder of three (3x7+3 =24). Thus the first hour of the day following Saturday is ruled by the Sun, and becomes Sunday. Consequently, it is simply an artifact of the sequence of days generated in this way that the planets in ascending order can by read off every other day. \n\nThe ancient Egyptians had a ten-day week, and so did the Chinese. The ancient Assyrians invented the seven-day week, and the names of days of the week that we use even today are based on a system of assigning the five planets visible to the naked eye, the sun, and the moon to the seven days of the week. \n\nsaturn-saturday\nsun- sunday\nmoon-monday\nmars-tuesday\nmercury-wednesday\njupiter-thursday\nvenus-friday\n\nTiu, Woden, Thor, and Freya are used instead of their Roman counterparts, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus.\n\nancient egyptain words were in hyroglyphics, so you'd have to look up the symbols, but these names willhelp you find the symbols


I pray each night that God will lead me down the path He has chosen for me.  I wonder frequently if He is showing me the signs and I am just not seeing them.

I believe God has an end goal for us. Either we arrive there as a result of our own choices, or God will help guide us there. \n\nYou're not alone - sometimes I think I'm not seeing it either! But praying keeps you close. Be familiar with God and His word, and you'll more quickly recognize anything that doesn't seem quite right. You can also pray for more obvious signs, but be careful! I've done that, and then the signs were sort of like getting slugged upside the head with a cast iron skillet! OUCH! But I got the message, loud and clear!


I'm aging and feel like I'm missing somethng great.

pre-feminism types.\n\nA woman who will bond with a man.\nA woman who doesn't believe she can have a husband and still keep her shields.\nA woman.  You know, like they used to make 'em and don't anymore.


a)Proprietorship\nb)Partnership\nc)Corporation\nd)All of the above\ne)b) and c) only


i believe it was a rock group; probably in the 70s.

i found these on limewire.com\ncypress hill\ngarth brooks\njimmy buffet\nthose are three i hope it's one of these...


The Bible says that Adam and Eve had two sons, Cain and Abel. Cain killed his brother and went to another land where he took himself a wife and raised a family. If Adam and Eve were the only humans created by God, where did Cain get his wife?’

Genesis tells us that Adam and Eve had two sons: Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel, was exiled by God, and then in Genesis 4:17 we read that Cain had relations with his wife. Where did Cain get his wife? The answer is simple:  Cain married either his sister or a niece. \n     In Genesis 5:4 we see that Adam had other sons and daughters.\n\n"This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day when God created man, He made him in the likeness of God. He created them male and female, and He blessed them and named them Man in the day when they were created. When Adam had lived one hundred and thirty years, he became the father of a son in his own likeness, according to his image, and named him Seth. Then the days of Adam after he became the father of Seth were eight hundred years, and he had other sons and daughters. So all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years, and he died," (Gen. 5:1-5).\n\n      Since Adam lived several hundred years, having lots of children was not a problem. The Genesis account does not tell us about the order of the births nor does it tell us how old they were. By having many children it is certainly possible that there were many women around. This would mean that Cain married either a sister or a niece or some other relation. Of course at this point, the question of inbreeding is raised. But it is not a problem early on in the human race because the genetic line was so pure. Therefore, the prohibition against incest was not proclaimed until much much later (Lev. 18:6-18).\n\nI hope this helps answer your question.


or do you think about ancestors to do this or do you rely on yourself and your "wits" to do this?

I define "me" as all the characteristics that are part of me. Things like personality, likes, dislikes, pet peeves etc, sense of family.  I have never defined "me" by the job I have though, as regardless of where you are in life, you are never your job, jobs come and go, but you are in all essence, the same person, passing through.\nHow much you been smoking by the way?


Joshua 8:31 \n31 as Moses the servant of the LORD had commanded the Israelites. He built it according to what is written in the Book of the Law of Moses—an altar of uncut stones, on which no iron tool had been used. On it they offered to the LORD burnt offerings and sacrificed fellowship offerings. \nI can find no reference to needing a altar of uncut stones in the entire Bible. \n\n\n [Ex. 16:29] says "Let no man leave his place on the seventh day" to what place is this referring?  Does it mean his home, his property if he has more than one home, his neighborhood, his city, or something else?  \n\nIn fact, Isaiah [66:23] says "It shall be that at every New Moon and on every sabbath all mankind will come to bow down before Me - said the L-rd" which implies that people will leave their homes on the sabbath and go to worship the L-rd. \n\n Evidently, Isaiah did not understand this verse in Exodus as the simple reading would have it.\n\nDeuteronomy 12 \n\n15 Nevertheless, you may slaughter your animals in any of your towns and eat as much of the meat as you want, as if it were gazelle or deer, according to the blessing the LORD your God gives you. Both the ceremonially unclean and the clean may eat it.\n\nWhat blessing was he referring to? I do not know of any blessing mentioned in the bible that discusses slaughtering animals. \n\n\n\nI have many more examples than this. This leads me to one of two logical conclusions\n\nA)Significant parts of the Bible in other books or in the books themselves have been taken out for what ever reason.\nB)The original receivers of the Bible, the nation of Israel, had an extensive and very detailed  understanding an explanation to the Bible that was not written down or recorded with the original written bible. Any more commentary or other theories will be of help

I know the answer to some of your questions but you just ask way too many questions for me to answer.


I am suprised at this series of answers, as I am sure that there is a passage int he Bible specifically mentioning angels who have not fallen, yet owe no allegiance to the Lord.\n\n Sounds nuetral to me.


-Sara Beth(skin) and What hurts the most are my favorites


A thing that says My Presario Club pops up when I hit it. It'll even open up a browser if it isn't up. Is there a way to stop this from happening?

If you own a Presario computer, it's pre-installed on your machine.  Here's a link to HP's FAQ about it:\n\nhttp://www.hp.com/united-states/cpc/presario/connections_faq.html#19\n\nIf you don't own a Presario, run a full virus and spyware scan.


would you rather have your arms amutated or your legs, i think both are rather impetant so i can't choose?

I would rater lose my legs. There are wheelchairs to replace your legs. What can replace your arms?


yes i am afraid of the dark and of windows when it is dark out


Look if you are google lover don't answer this question, I love Yahooo have always and want google deleted from the web! http://www.kangoleap.com Yahoo hurry delete google from the web, I'm so sick of them!!!!

You Love Yahoo! Do you know why??? Now a days its too active and it is releasing more and more for yahoo Community.\n       Perhaps one reason is Google's Rivalry and Open challenges. Don't hate others in order to love one. There should be a Perfect active competition in the market. This make us to get benefited.... Right


i applied for a K1 visa for my fiance in june of 2005 was approved in august. I went to see my fiance and now im 6 months pregnant. Is there anything i can do to get him here before the baby comes? this will be our first baby and i really need him here.

If your a Latino you just walk in through the Arizona boarder. Its free!


Just looking for a nice home gym for me and my wife we just had our third child and its a little more difficult to get to the gym just want to hear some feedback from actual owners or from people that have used one before.

my friend has a bowflex machine and it works great.\n\nhe stays healthy AND fit!


me and this guy who have had something going on for a while between us..but we stopped hanging out cuz i just felt like he was using me just to get something..i kinda told him that i wasn't the type of girl to make out with someone if i'm not with them. Anyways we hang out now, i've known the guy now for a year well hung out wiht him for a year..i've known him for a long time. after we made out a month ago thats when i had asked him what he wanted from me, basically he didn't want anything now, he did in the past but i hurt him,it sounded like  a like cuz if you knew this guy it was more like i crushed his big ego he has. So anywho i hung out with him and this friend of his whom i had known but i didn't know they were friends too. So we were hanging out keep in mind this was a month after i had told him what i said earlier and it was like the whole night he was bringing up his issues (commitment issues) like trying to get my point of view about them. Also saying girls need guys..

wow you wrote a book...short answer, you scared him


use some softs\n\ni think 'photoshop' will help u\n\nhttp://www.adobe.com


is there any possibilities for a women w/ intact hymen (still virgin) having cervicitis?

Yes. Yeast infections can cause it! So can tampons. Using a tampon does NOT mean you aren't a virgin....


He loves bulls...he absolutely loves to drink...(he already buys alcohol)...he's an average man...lol

I would take him to a nice bar and let him do a body shot on you. Or you can just sit at home and watch movies. Throw him a party. Take him to the mall and let him pick out stuff with bulls on it.


not all people that go in there are getting an aboution!! i am afraid to go there on my own!!! i alway have to get someone to go with me!! i do not understand it!

Most of the people that go there are bible bound people who have no clue about anything except for what "God" tells them is right. I have been there for BC pills and they are out there shaking their books and yelling. I don't think they will ever get a clue that most women go there for pills or rape council. I go there with my fiance so your not alone in that area! :O)


I'm so stressed. I don't get sleep. i'm in a hard school. i have a 65 in all my subjects. please. i'm begging for any suggestions.

1.) Get in a study group. In college, most successful students study in groups, but in high school, it's rarely done. Group studying allows each person in the group to learn from the other persons in the group. There are 2 facets to this:\na.) If you know something, you can pass it on. Better yet, by teaching a skill that you've mastered (or are mastering), you help keep yourself sharp and help remember the skill.\nb.) If you are having trouble, the rest of the group can share the approaches that helped them understand the problem.\n\n2.) If your still having trouble, consider hiring a tutor, either for yourself, or to work with your group. \n\n3.) Get sleep. Get 8 hours of sleep a night except in rare circumstances. Losing sleep will invariably make it harder for you to learn and remember - studies show that your brain needs sleep to help it process and permanently learn new information learned during the day.\n\n4.) Don't spend too long on one thing. If you're going to study, limit sessions to 2 hours, then go do something else for an hour. Exercise or physical activity is actually a very good way to break up study sessions.\n\n5.) Talk to your teachers, and see if they can't either give you extra help, or barring that, ask if you they can provide you with pointers.\n\n6.) Try the Cornell Note Taking method. See sources.


What is Phil Mickelson pregame warmup that he does before every round?\n\nFirst correct answer gets the points

Apparently, it's eat a really big breakfast.\n\nBut really, I'm pretty sure it's the tee circle putting drill.


i would like a joke if you give me one ill give you points!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.\n\nAfter they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."\n\nFlattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!, This must be a sign from God!"\n\nThe woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man.\n\nThe man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.\n\nThe woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.\n\nThe man asks, "Aren't you having any?"\n\nThe woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."\n\nMoral of the story:\nWomen are clever. Don't mess with them.


There is house whose four walls all face south. A bear walks by the house. What color is the bear and why?\n\nThere are two coins; their total is 35 cents. One is not a quarter. What are the two coins?\n\nThere are 5 apples, and you take away 2. How many apples do you have?

1.  White.  The house is on the North Pole.\n\n2.  A quarter and a dime.  You said one is not a quarter... the OTHER one is.\n\n3.  You have 2, which is how many YOU took away.


well, depends........does swallowing count? lol


I could'nt get the download. i want somebody to send it to my mail. please.\nboyz_2006y@yahoo.com

try limewire.com u can download the basic version for free and also the downloads are free im sure the song is on there


With prices rising so Quickly, why are interest rates less than 12%?

Savers have unions -- they're called credit unions. What other kind of union are you asking about? Labor unions?


Stick it out ! Where does it go? I need to know,What holds it in place???

That thing underneath that goes to the bottom of your mouth.\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue\n\nHere's a site reference with EVERYTHING you never wanted to know about that fascinating, can't live without it organ, affectionately known as our tongue.  \n\nLick it up! LOL!\n\nP.S. Sandy flamingo--I love that movie, it is the greatest Christmas movie ever!


I have a cable linking the computers together. The other local area connection says unplugged. I was told all I have to do is plug it in, use install wizard and all would be good to go, not the case. Even in the install wizard it tells me the cable is unplugged. I know the cable and the NIC cards are good. I have a connection to the host computer when I switched cables from one ethernet connection to the other. Anyways, I am using WinXP and SBC Global Internet connection. Any help would be appreciated.

I don't know what this "COM" you keep saying is, but if you are running a single ethernet cable straight from one PC to another, then you need to make sure its a CROSSOVER cable. Otherwise you'd have to stick a hub or switch inbetween the two.


It is part of math.  Zeno is a greek philosopher who created it. There are 4 paradoxes.


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the reff part is GIMME GIMME GIMME ALL NIGHT LONG,GIMME GIMME GIMME KEEP PLAYING THAT LOVE SONG... this song was in the 80's. who sing it?

The song is called Gimme Gimme Gimme and its from Micheal Walden ft. Narada


I alrady know,but Im looking to see if anybody even comes close.


Pliz i need the chemical reaction of this eqaution for my assignment, help.....pliz

No, it's Ag2S. The 2 is a subscript, denoting 2 Silver atoms to 1 Sulphur atom. Silver has a valency of 1+, while Sulpur has a valency of 2-, hence 2 Silver atoms are needed to balance with 1 Sulphur atom to form a compound. Besides, the equation would make sense then. 2 Silver atoms and 1 Sulphur atom on both sides of the equation, the equation is now balanced. 10 marks please, thank you!


What was it like and what did you think whenn you were done?

Nope never have been although I get hit on by women all the time :)


1.what are the teaching strategies\n2.What are the resources needed to assist the social and emotional development of students

Well, how do YOU feel when no matter how hard you try, it seems that EVERYONE does something better than you, your efforts are not even noticed or recognized, and even worse, you get teased for it? We all have something that this applies to...it could be a craft, fine art, sports, or whatever... for most of us it's some sort of hobby skill or free-time social activity that we're lousy at. So, we have the choice of just not doing whatever it is.\n\nNow imagine that instead of it being something that only happens once in a while, imagine going to work every day and having it be the same thing as your job. Something you have to focus on for 7 hours per day, five days per week.\n\nAdd on that you are NOT allowed to quit, and they will not fire you. You MUST be there for at least 40 years (in kid years) before it is allowed for you to leave...and you don't get a severance package unless you've been there for at least 50 years (2/3 of your lifespan...think in kid years, NOT grown-up years...start at age 6, end at age 18). All your bosses do is cut your pay, give you lousy performance reviews, and tell you that you're just not trying hard enough. And your colleagues laugh in your face.\n\nThe best teaching strategies for students with special needs is to build on their strengths (isn't listing strengths something we do in an IEP meeting?). Notice their progress, sincerely. Grade them on effort, and gain toward their IEP goals, not gain toward grade-level curriculum...give them a shot at an A or B for doing their best...and then gradually raise the bar until their best is indeed something within grade-level expectations. Emphasize their strengths to their peers, and give assignments built on those strengths, with the student with special needs as a team leader.


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