is there anywhere on the internet that i can take free classes or something i can learn for free and take tests or quizzes really i just need to cure my boredom and i feel like learning about something if u know let me know please thank you

Hello,\nWell I dont know many sites... but u could try these...\n\n web.tickle.com = Great place with lots of tests. IQ, EQ, relationships whatever. Its free, but u need to sign up for it...\n\n en.wikipedia.org = An online dictionary which any1 can edit. Thats right, even u can edit some article if u find it lacking or incorrect. Great place. Plus, there are multilingual dictionaries, quotes and what not... just follow the links...\n\n bbcworld.com = Great place. There are lots of links to pretty much everything. Cool site.\n\n bbc.co.uk/languages = This is a great site to learn a variety of European languages. I am learning German at the moment.\n\n wordswithoutborders.com = I havent visited this place yet, but its a place where literature from the east is translated into english. It must be good.\n\n howstuffworks.com = As the name suggests, it gives details about how different things work...\n\n pantheon.org = This is an encyclopedia about mythology. Its called "Encyclopedia mythica". It has facts about myths and legends about practically every country and every community...\n\n answers.yahoo.com = lol... :-)\n\nWell thats all I can think of... Hope u like some of em...


Did the apostles "hijack" the memory and teachings of Jesus to create a alternative to the Jewish religion and political heirarchy??

It's not a weird notion.  There is no evidence of a lot of things that transpired during the times of Christ.   Sure the Bible talks about it and is the ONLY accepted history of that time.   I'm inclined to think that the apostles did run with their interpretation of Christ's teachings.   I'm not so sure it was to create an alternate Jewish religion, but an alternate politically correct on of the time.   Jesus didn't come to Earth to have people worship him as God.  That was furthest from his teachings.  His teachings were to show people the way to the Father through his teachings.  Even the perverstion of "The only way to heaven is through Christ."   It simply means that to get to heaven is to be like Christ and follow his teachings.   It does not mean to worship him as God.   Never has, never did, never will.


I dont like to have secured number. I want my number to be public. But she is bugging me all the time from different numbers. And write in my guestbook , but she knows I dont want her anymore. She was my girlfriend. I am sad cuz shes bothering me very much, every minute in my life. There is any law to to chasten, to discipline her fault? What can I do?

Ignore her. She will self-destruct sooner or later.  The more that she sees that you are bothered or vexed, the more she will continue to do it.  She's trying to get your attention and if she finally realizes that it's not working, she will stop.


I have a treadmill, exercise bike, abdominal exerciser and a hip and thigh buster. I have used them, but not lately. I have become lazy. How do I get motivated? I cannot afford to go to a gym. I have noticed I am not as toned as I used to be. Any advice on how to motivated for exercise would help. Thanks!

If you're finding you're a couch potato, set your workout equipment up within view of the tv and pick a particular time ex. between 7-8 o'clock and exercise at that time every night or every second night whatever you decide your schedule should be. Keep in mind you won't see the results you're looking for with less than five days a week of working out.


You might find more opportunities if you look closer to Boston.  There are not many jobs of that kind available in the Berkshires.


Trigonometric functions can be found in all fields of mathematics, science and engineering. The unique aspect of mathematical functions is that in using higher mathematical techniques such as differentiation or integration, trigonomtric functions often feature in the solution. As a result, trigonometric functions can be found in all the fields listed above. Their use goes far beyond triangles!


Why Do I keep seeing this number?? Is it not the number of SATAN?  I bought a lottery ticket I picked "666" as a number.. But no luck.. Maybe it is a good thing I didn't win. Like giving your soul to Satan

I guess because you want to see that particular number.


using different numbers from 1 to 49 use different numbers to add up to 50

1 + 49; 2 + 48; etc. Just match the next highest with the next lowest.


... I don't think so...unless the library incident could count.. indecent public activity? lol


I don't think so, but my best friend was, and she and the guy broke up recentaly. It ended badly, and she is still pretty bitter. I think its stupid, how can u find ur one and only when ur that young? I mean marriage is for adults, rite? It is a responsblity, rite?


Please, make sure the shaft is not crazily priced. I am playing attack on my jv team.

well, it should be around 50-70 dollars, i bought my whole stick for 65 dollars, i want to get a new one with cooler colors though!!! i also play jv.


You have to love Bill.  As a Nigerian, I have a sort of fascination with him.  There is a road leading to the Airport in Abuja called Bill Clinton Drive.  For someone with such charisma and brains his legacy focuses on his extracurricular activities.


What do you think of some parents that favors one child over the other one so much that they opt to leave the majority of their "worldly goods" to the one that they favor?


I have experience in Office Assistant and Data Entry I finished my schooling in my skills If you are intrested contact me.

Come to New Mexico. We are looking. your cute!


it used to work great but then it stopped working after the offseason. my dad said to just drop that pitch and work with what i have, but i feel like i need a fourth pitch to get batters out. by the way, i'm in little league.

In little league you only need one pitch.  That is a fastball.  Forget about the ohters.  The real art to being a successful little league pitcher is to throw strikes.  If you can throw 2 strikes out of every 3 pitches then you will do great.


it is hairy and pimply and full of poo, will you help me.


Personal experience in school, secondary school teachers in Singapore are really not up to it. (Based on the teachers I am interacting with now)

Unfortunately, the world over is taking teachers for granted as BABYSITTERS. The parents do not deal with the child's problems at home and force the teachers to deal with them. Not only is it wrong, but creates horrible apathy on the part of the teachers. Teachers also have no motivation from their pay, as that is one of the poorest professions on the planet for time spent.


I have a girl that I used to be friends with but now I don't see her all the time. When I do see her she's always talking with someone or waiting for someone. I want to talk with her (NOT for a long time where i talk my head off) but I don't want her to think that I'm bothering her or something and even though I sorta know her (not too well) I still get nervous and fear of making a complete fool out of myself in front of her. Please help. Thanks. (by the way,im a girl too.)

Do you think she is like a role model to you? Or are there things that's he has that you may like or want? If so I can see why you would be nervous. But what I would suggest is you just find something to talk to her about and then start talking. Also, when ever you are talking to people a great conversation starter is a compliment. No matter if you are man or woman!!


I have a couple of vendors that want a contract typed up for them. I'm not sure how to word it.

The school board should have a blank one, if they do not, or you are part of the board, try the neighboring school.  You need one that fits the needs of your local rules.  ANd a contract is a good idea.\n\nOh that is more clear....well, I looked it up and cannot find one just on the net.  IT is probaly in a legal software program someplace, sorry.  It is out of my league and hubby is family law.


yesterday was the first anniversary of my 20 year old daughter's death,all of my family called me and my friends, to see how i was doing. my husband of 8 years not once called,nor do i even think he rembered.[this is not his daughter she is from my first mariage]p.s on my first mothers day without her i had to work all day because he will not get a better job...then i get a phone call asking what were going to have for supper so after a very emotional day,i had to go out and get supper for the family. i am reeally begining to hate him,what do you think?

Well he's defiantly insensitive. I think you should try to talk to him about it. There could be other reasons why he is behaving like that. Was he close to your daughter? If he was, then by him not talking about her could be a way for him not to feel pain over her death. Or, maybe he's thinking that it would be better for you if he doesn't talk about her. Remember, men think differently than women. I'm also trying to give him the 'benefit of the doubt' since I don't know him. Either way, the point is that he is not emotionally available to you at times you need him the most. Please, before you give up, at least talk to him about it. After you have talked with him and you still find yourself hating him, then perhaps it would be best for you to leave. \n\nI cannot even imagine how painful it would be to lose a child to death. I am truly, from the bottom of my heart, sorry for your loss. I wish you all the happiness there is to recapture in life. Best of luck to you and your family. -Christy.


If I assume that  [11^p - 4^p is divisible by 7]  is true for all p>=1,\n\nhow do I show that  [11^(p+1) - 4^(p+1) is divisible by 7]  is also true?

Here is a proof by induction on p, which is probably what you are looking for.\n\nNote:\nTo label equations that I will refer to later, I will use a number in parentheses followed by a colon just before the equation, for example "(4): x = 0". To refer back to a labelled equation, I will use the equation number in parentheses, for example "by (4), blah blah".\n\n11^p - 4^p is divisible by 7 for any integer p>=1.\n\nProof:\n\nBase step:\n-----------------------\nIf p=1, then\n\n11^p - 4^p\n= 11 - 4\n= 7,\n\nso 7 divides 11^p - 4^p when p=1.\n\nInductive step:\n-----------------------\nFix some p>=1 and suppose the desired result holds for p, i.e. that 11^p - 4^p is divisible by 7. Using this, we want to show that 11^(p+1) - 4^(p+1) is divisible by 7.\n\nFirst, since we assumed 11^p - 4^p is divisible by 7, we know that\n\n(1): 11^p - 4^p = 7*k\n\nfor some integer k. Then\n\n11^(p+1) - 4^(p+1)\n= 11*11^p - 4*4^p\n= 7*11^p + 4*11^p - 4*4^p\n= 7*11^p + 4*(11^p - 4^p),\nnow substituting from (1),\n= 7*11^p + 4*7*k\n= 7*(11^p + 4*k).\n\nSo 11^(p+1) - 4^(p+1) is divisible by 7.\n\nTherefore by the principle of mathematical induction, 11^p - 4^p is divisible by 7 for every integer p>=1.\n\nEnd of proof.\n\nHope this helps :)


recievers running out of bounds to keep from getting touched and dont touch the quarterback or get a penalty, recievers used to catch the ball and still try to run for ten or more yards,i'm not talking about trying to stop the clock either.too much money ther now.

I asked a similar question a little while ago and gave my opinion there.  Too many prima donnas in the NFL now.\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ap3y6jZbWBApPgdvsonTpf3sy6IX?qid=1006030103286\n\nPS\nIf I want to watch a girly catfight, I'll watch some rugby there Dr. Evil szubudaj.  With all it's faults, I'll gladly take the NFL.


It vaguely resembles the way that Bertuzzi is "booed" at Edmonton and Colorado. But Prongers nice, not an ass hole like Tedd Bundy...errr, I mean Todd Bertuzzi...Freudian slip there ><" anyway, Why do they "boo" chris pronger every time he touches the puck? did he do something wrong there? O,o

Pronger is a huge physical defenseman and he knocked around the Sharks that year in the playoffs as a St. Louis Blue. The Sharks also offered him a huge contract in the offseason to get a physical defenseman (Kyle McLaren is a joke back there). Therefore, b/c he knocked their team out and then didn't go there when offered a wealthy contract, the fans do not like him one bit.


I am currently on the track team and really want to get faster and improve my time. I run the 100 and 200m on the track. Thanks!

Making yourself faster is tough. The best thing to do is to concentrate on quickness rather then long distances, build up your resperatory system so that you can move quicker. Try doing "turn" drills and when you do run sprints, which you will need to do, work on extending your stride, not matter how short or tall if you can use every inch of your leg length and move your legs faster, that will make you a faster runner


When i open the yahoo page, the font is big and it's only this website. How can i make it small again

Uptop, on the lefthand side,,, is the word 'view' click on it,,,, go down to 'TEXT  Size" click on it ,,, choose a smaller size


im kinda a begginer and i keep trying but I can't get my board out of the air. please help!

put one foot on the back of the board and the other in the middle. press down very hard on the back of the board and slide the other foot foward. you need to jump with the board to make it happen.


This is the second time we've been together and the first time i felt liked i loved her but didnt tell her that was back then but she did me wrong and she admitted that but i gave her a second chance..i mean i already know alot about her because the time i spent with her in the past but now..we pretty much have the same goals and are going into the air force..she said she wants to have my kids and be together forever and all that and i feel the same way..i mean i dont want to rush her into anything

Actually, it looks like this question was removed first time it was posted. Why?


this guy named shaq always tries to make me laugh and everything.  He is the sweetest person in the world.\n\nI cant tell if he likes me or not though.  He isnt around me all that much because he is worried about what his friends might think about it if he asked me out!?!?!?!? \n\nso if you have any ideas of how you like a girl tell me. Please!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Spending time with a person is usually a good sign that their interested in you.  This is the new millenium its time for women to be mackin, talk to the boy and find out whats he's about.


cast yee first stone,turn one cheek,the other is for war.


hi l go to the pool 3 times a week and in the last year l have cort athlets foot how can l tret it?

athlets foot is caused by a fungus and fungi love moist and warm environments like between your toes while your wearing socks in your shoes.  \n\nSo to rid youself of the prob. \n\n1-bathe often wash your feet\n2-don't wear socks to often. If it's cold then wear them or slippers you'll need to expose your feet to air from time to time\n3-If it won't go away then Pharmacy has overcounter meds.\n3-If really bad, go see your doc or a dermatologist


Enoch: Genesis 5:23 & 24; Hebrews 11:5 (Unless you're a liberal always looking for an explanation not supported by the Bible)\nMelchizedek: Hebrews 7:3\nElijah:  II Kings Chapter 2\nThose believers who will be present at Christ's Return (Future-will not die)


I have a problem with my Apache that is very unusual. When my friends\nconnects to my server from their homes it works but for my school,I\ntested, it does not go load it gives me an 10060 error don't know why.\nCould it be because my server has just 1 LAN card? Maybe other\nexplanations?\n\nTnx to you all

Hi, your school is likely using a proxy. This proxy is not allowing enough time for the page to get served.\n\nSee link below and then check your error log for similar entries.


PLEASE CONTACT ME FOR A BREAKTHOUGH IN MIGRAINE HEADACHES, I AM JUST AN AVERAGE FEMALE WHO SUFFERS NO MORE! THIS IS NOT A DRUG, IT IS SUPPLEMENT, VERY SIMPLE THE DOCTORS DO NOT TELL YOU THEY JUST WANT TO PRESCRIBE MEDS. WHEN THE SOLUTION IS VERY SIMPLE PLEASE CONTACT ME. ADL

i have a list of herbs that will stop migraines. contact me for info. and the doctors don't want you to know them either.


Was there a time when one would say "dollars one hundred"?

It's probably to signify that it's an amount of money. You put it in the beginning so the person is prepared.\n\nLike in Spanish, the question mark is before and after the sentence, you're prepared to read it as a question.


oh and please give the steps on how to do it

Friendster is a social networking site.\nBasically, you sign up for a profile and list your interests and dislikes then hopefully you get matched up with other people who share your likes and dislikes.\n\nIts similar in concept to Myspace and Facebook but friendster was the first.


Girls what do you see in a guy that you like , what makes you like him

I say the best thing to do is to decide which girl you want to ask, and practice what you will say maybe infront of a mirror. Also try to be confident when you ask her. Girls really like a boy who seems confident. Maybe you can talk to her and casually ask her if she would like to go with you. Good luck!


Center-Periphery Dichotomy. ASAP PLEASE!

There is a very good description of it here:\nhttp://www.uwec.edu/Geography/Ivogeler/w111/cent-per.htm


Besides the normal DQ,BK and MiccyDs work.

Explore Your Career Opportunities \n \nCareer Interest Guide.\nFind jobs that are best suited for you based on your interests.\n\n\nJob Interest Matching.\nInvestigate jobs that include tasks you like to do. When you indicate the kinds of tasks you prefer, they will be matched to jobs available in the government. This list contains some of the most common occupations in the Federal government but not all Federal jobs are represented.\n\n\nSpecific Job Exploration.\nAs an experienced job seeker, you may already have a particular Federal Job in mind. Find descriptions and minimum qualifications necessary for that job.\n \nFollow this link below:


I was at the store last night and saw that a handicapped person had parked in one of our spaces so I beet him up.\nI mean we're not supposed to park in their spaces, and whats fair is fair right?

Did you run him over with your wheel chair?  Cripple Fight!


I want to buy my first laptop, but want to have IT support should I have problems or if it gets infected with a virus.

Most companies for tech support with software issues will either suggest re-imaging every time(whether or not it works) or will charge an arm and a leg.  I would actually recommend that you find a computer shop close to you and count on help from them instead.  Figure out which laptop manufacturer you like, then find someone who is a certified to do repairs for them.  It will usually come out cheaper in the long run


if I have an IP address, how can I translate that into Latitude and Longitude?

Of course this can be done, but only approximately, and only in some cases. \n\nPeople can use proxies and other tricks to try to make it harder to know where they are logging in from, of course. Even when people are not actively trying to prevent you from tracing them, the IP lookup techniques still fail in a few percent of the cases (see references). \n\nI have included several different sites with different tools for looking up IP addresses (not all of these will be independent methods, probably). One also includes more in depth tutorials to do this when you are dealing with a difficult case, and need to do more in-depth research rather than using a simple tool.


Im an immigrant, Im mexican, and this is what I think, we do not take any jobs, do we look like "hey man im gonna steal joor yab!!" of course not.\n\nthey say there 12 millions of illegal immigrants in this country, and the current population of the United States is\naround "295,734,134", but im pretty sure WE are like 300 millions of human beings living here.\nSo basically, the illegal immigration is like 1.1% of the US population, thats nothing. The problem is that some racist idiots are tired of seeing latinos everywhere they go, Texas,California,Arizona, New MEXICO, NY, Florida etc.\nSo you guys dont like the 1.1% of the us population, heres what would "solve" the problem and reduce the 1.1% to .5 to .9, if you legalize the illegal aliens, or give them temporary visas, some of them will leave in less than 5 or 6 years, because 80% of the young illegal immigrants (18-29) are planning to leave,if theyre legal, they will pay taxes and learn english.\nIf you are racist, at least be honest.

I say shoot all illegal immigrants that cross our borders. No excuses at this point in the game. And Mexico does nothing to help with this issue either.


I would like to record a cassette tape onto a DVD using my computer. Is that possible and how would I go about it?

vhs? or audio?\naudio is easy, line out of the sound card from the line out of your cassette player, as for vhs tape, you need a capture device to get vhs to dvd , and some software....\n\nsee vcdhelp.com


When I go to a page to listen to music, it says connecting.... then buffering.... then playing... You know the bars that go up and down while the music is playing? Well they go up once and then they stop, and the music never plays. It works on other computers, just not mine. Do I need to have something downloaded? Thanks.

Hi, well u need Macromedia Flash Player downloaded, the newest version is on the site : www.macromedia.com\nenjoy it


associated with a modeling system, used in denistry

i think it is a 3d computerized tooth design system. similar to the cerec 3d


I tried to enter this code into a database containing lots of drug imprints and nothing came up.  Is the pill ONLY imprinted with "ESH"?  Does it have any numbers or other markings on the back?  When you say it looks like a Tylenol, does that mean it is a red/white capsule, or that is a large white caplet (generic tylenol)?


Tel me names of more applications so that I can add onto my LINUX OS. actually its my project going on . and my teacher wants lots of applications\nSo Please help me out.

OpenOffice.org is a free version of StarOffice.\nXine for Multimedia apps\nFirefox as a web browser\nKontact as a personal information manager ( just like outlook)\nkopete as an Instant messaging software\nGimp as an image editing software.\nQuanta Plus as an HTML editor ( like microsot frontPage)\nPythonCAD (Drafting softare /CAD software)\nScreen capture programs KSnapShot\nGnuCash -Accounting software for linux\n\nHave a look @ the following link for some more:\nhttp://www.whylinuxisbetter.net/items/warez/index.php


i am interested in applied mathmatica and computer science.. so can u tell me what would be a good subject to major in among the two and also what specialisations can i choose in these feilds..

Double major in Comp Sci and Economics maybe?


After all the stupid things he did, such as start a war, try to give the control of OUR PORTS to the UAE, deny the wake call that katrina was going to kill many unless they evacuated, and has the lowest approval rating of any president, how can you still like him?

Every one like BUSH if they read information on\nwhitehouse.gov\n\nSince becoming President of the United States in 2001, President Bush has worked with the Congress to create an ownership society and build a future of security, prosperity, and opportunity for all Americans. He signed into law tax relief that helps workers keep more of their hard-earned money, as well as the most comprehensive education reforms in a generation, the No Child Left Behind Act of 2001. This legislation is ushering in a new era of accountability, flexibility, local control, and more choices for parents, affirming our Nation’s fundamental belief in the promise of every child. President Bush has also worked to improve healthcare and modernize Medicare, providing the first-ever prescription drug benefit for seniors; increase homeownership, especially among minorities; conserve our environment; and increase military strength, pay, and benefits. Because President Bush believes the strength of America lies in the hearts and souls of our citizens, he has supported programs that encourage individuals to help their neighbors in need. \n\nOn the morning of September 11, 2001, terrorists attacked our Nation. Since then, President Bush has taken unprecedented steps to protect our homeland and create a world free from terror. He is grateful for the service and sacrifice of our brave men and women in uniform and their families. The President is confident that by helping build free and prosperous societies, our Nation and our friends and allies will succeed in making America more secure and the world more peaceful.\n\n\nBut the real facts are listed below\n\nPresident George W. Bush has made it clear coming out of the Democratic National Convention. His message is “results matter”, and is now fond of pointing out that John Kerry does not have any “signature achievements.” \n  \nWhen one looks at Bush’s record, we can see why he chose this tact; after all he has so many signature achievements to pick from. In fact he has so many it is difficult to tell which one he may be most proud of. \n  \nPossibly it is his “War on Terror”. In this signature achievement we see the following “results”: \n  \n-         Spent over 166 billion dollars to blow up two third world countries that posed no threat to us. \n  \n-         Has presided over the deaths of close to 1000 US soldiers, and over 12,000 innocent Iraqi civilians. \n  \n-         Has not attended one US soldier’s funeral. \n  \n-         Won’t allow the returning dead from Iraq be seen by the public. \n  \n-         He has crafted policy that allows us to torture prisoners, regardless of their innocence, violating international law. \n  \n-         This torture has now been reported to have occurred to children, sexually, in front of their parents. This was used as a means to “break” them. \n  \n-         Has not caught Osama bin Hidin. \n  \n-         Has allowed the Taliban and warlord tribes take over Afghanistan again. \n  \n-         Has turned Osama bin Laden from public enemy number one, to being marginalized and not thought of much. \n  \n-         Encourages Americans to fly in the face of fear, but plans on canceling the elections. \n  \n-         Created the terror color code chart which gives us a vibrant way of being perpetually scared, without anything of substance behind the fear. Conveniently, the chart comes in handy whenever trailing on the polls. \n  \n-         Has permanently adopted Halliburton as a dependent. \n  \n-         Has seen an increase in terrorist activity since taking office. \n  \nHmm, that doesn’t seem very positive. It can’t be this area; maybe it is in his domestic agenda. No not in Iraq, here in the US. Let’s try the environment: \n  \n-         Created the Clear Skies Initiative, which would completely overhaul the Clean Air Act, to reduce requirements of businesses that contribute to pollution. The data has been summarized as follows: “un


will nowitzki stay? what about ben gordon and chris paul?

I doubt anyone you've listed will play somewhere else next year.  Nowitzki is way to valuable to Dallas for them to let him go and I don't think Gordon or Paul are going to bring as much value as they can a couple years from now.  I think Artest is likely out in Sacremento, keeping him around longer than a season is probably a mistake.  And of course, pick any Knick, there's a good chance four or five of them could be traded.


I am in the financial field. The freedonm is great but the work is very boring and I get no sense of enjoyment. Is this how most people work through their lives?

Find something you love to do. The money will follow.


The problem is that the windows is not farmating disc C:

You don't need to reformat your hard drive to replace Windows.\n\nIf all you want to do is to replace Windows, just do a "clean" install.\n\nHowever, if you want to reformat your hard drive and erase everything on it, you can go to the Microsoft web site and read in the Knowledge Base  how to do that.  Be sure that is what you want to do because you can loose everything.  If you are not sure of what you are doing, it is worthwhile to pay someone to reformat your hard drive.


Hey girl! You are NOT alone. I am a certified shopaholic like you.  It's therapy for me when I feel lonely or bad about something. Even window shopping gets my spirits up.


September 01, 2004\nWhat Democrats said about Weapons of Mass Destruction\nAmazingly, there are still liberals and democrats repeating the "Bush lied about WMDs" mantra. Let's put it to rest once and for all. Before we went to war in Iraq, what did DEMOCRATS say about the connection between Saddam and WMDs?\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n"One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line."\n- President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998\n\n"If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program."\n- President Bill Clinton, Feb. 17, 1998\n\n"We must stop Saddam from ever again jeopardizing the stability and security of his neighbors with weapons of mass destruction."\n- Madeline Albright, Feb 1, 1998\n\n"He will use those weapons of mass destruction again, as he has ten times since 1983."\n- Sandy Berger, Clinton National Security Adviser, Feb, 18, 1998\n\n"[W]e urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs."\nLetter to President Clinton.\n- (D) Senators Carl Levin, Tom Daschle, John Kerry, others, Oct. 9, 1998\n\n"Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process."\n- Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D, CA), Dec. 16, 1998\n\n"Hussein has ... chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies."\n- Madeline Albright, Clinton Secretary of State, Nov. 10, 1999\n\n"We begin with the common belief that Saddam Hussein is a tyrant and a threat to the peace and stability of the region. He has ignored the mandate of the United Nations and is building weapons of mass destruction and th! e means of delivering them."\n- Sen. Carl Levin (D, MI), Sept. 19, 2002 \n\n"We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country."\n- Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002\n\n"Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in power."\n- Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002\n\n"We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction."\n- Sen. Ted Kennedy (D, MA), Sept. 27, 2002 \n\n"The last UN weapons inspectors left Iraq in October of 1998. We are confident that Saddam Hussein retains some stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons, and that he has since embarked on a crash course to build up his chemical and biological warfare capabilities. Intelligence reports indicate that he is seeking nuclear weapons..."\n- Sen. Robert Byrd (D, WV), Oct. 3, 2002\n\n"I will be voting to give the President of the United States the authority to use force -- if necessary -- to disarm Saddam Hussein because I believe that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a real and grave threat to our security."\n- Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Oct. 9, 2002\n\n"There is unmistakable evidence that Saddam Hussein is working aggressively to develop nuclear weapons and will likely have nuclear weapons within the next five years ... We also should remember we have always underestimated the progress Saddam has made in development of weapons of mass destruction."\n- Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D, WV), Oct 10, 2002\n\n"In the four years since the i

God Bless You Sir!  I hope all those Liberal Democrats rot in hell right next to Saddam and Osama.


i like am in love with bam margera.and he is getting married to this bitch names missy rothstein-who i know nothing about.does anyone know when she was born and her fav foods and stuff like that so i can make fun of her ass?


see i asked a question about my weight and i think that is the problem what else could be wrong with me?

Just because your in 8th grade doesn't mean you have to have a boyfriend!\n    Listen if you dont have a boyfriend it probably because your not ready, or if you like someone it's probably beacuse your not ready or don't feel comfortable telling them. You know just because your friends have boyfriends, or are always talking about them doesn't mean you have to get one. Maybe a guy likes you but is too scared to tell you...boys at this age are stupid and aren't ready to commit to a relationship. Believe me having a boyfriend isn't all that.....there is heartbreak no matter what. Just look at your friends when they are dumped...you really want that?\n    When your ready to have a boyfriend you should feel comfortable with that person ,and around them. If a guy only likes you for your looks than he's most likely a pervert. If a guy doesnt like you for your looks, or something like that then...well....first. he doesnt like you. second. he needs to stop being shallow.third.. he needs to get to know a girl b4 he goes out with you.Most guys date the pretty girls or skinny girls or w/e and then dump them because they are stuck-up and rude. lol. plus if you think its ur weight, its not. if a guy liks u it sould be your personality and whats in your heart. boyfriends arent everything these days.....ull thank me someday wen u find the right guy ull be happy u didnt go though out all the breakups and waited for the right guy!!!!\n     \n           *i wish you luck, and now i hope you understand looks arent everything!!!!!!!!!!


My wife gave her mother life estate on a house she owns, is this an example of a living trust?

sometimes called an inter vivos (Latin for "within one's life") trust, a trust created by a declaration of trust executed by the trustor or trustors (also called settlor or settlors) during his/her/their lifetime, as distinguished from a "testamentary trust," which is created by a will and only comes into force upon the death of the person who wrote the will. A living trust should not be confused with a "living will," which provides for medical care decisions when a person is terminally ill. While a living trust is a generic name for any trust which comes into existence during the lifetime of the person or persons creating the trust, most commonly it is a trust in which the trustor(s) or settlor(s) receive benefit(s) from the profits of the trust during their lifetimes, followed by a distribution upon the death of the last trustor (settlor) to die, or the trust continues on for the benefit of others (such as the next generation) with profits distributed to them. There are other types of living trusts including irrevocable trust, insurance trust, charitable remainder trust and some special- ized trusts to manage some parts of the assets of a person or persons.


PLEEZE>>SERIOUS AWNSERS ONLY>>EXCEPT FOR U HEATHER!!!

i got one even though you said don't answer, u know my friend megan well we were in the bathroom at my old school were we used to like hang out and i said that i was going and she said she would meet me in a min. so i left and a min. later i hear her scream and she come running out of the bathroom she said she heard a voice and that same voice was in her dream the other night, spooky huh


"if f is analytic on domain D" how do I show if |f| is constant, f is also constant.  The hint is f*=|f|^2/f, but it didn't help me any.  PLEASE HELP.  I think I suppose to use Cauchy-Rieman equations somehow

let |f|=k (some constant).let u,v be the real & img parts of 'f'.\n            the we have |f|=u^2+v^2, u^2+v^2=k^2\n      differentiating partially,wrt to x&y ,and \n\n    USING CAUCHY-REI EQ'S FROM TWO RESULTING EQ'S \n\nu finally get     (u^2+v^2)(du/dx)=0.\n                 &  (u^2+v^2)(du/dy)=0. \nfrom above two eq's   we have \n                     k^2=u^2+v^2=0  implies u=0&v=0\n\n                  so 'f' is constant.


Cause I am the cause! BURNING DAIRRHEA!!

Pepto-Bismal, Imodium, Kaopectate II, Maalox Anti-Diarrheal, and Pepe Diarrhea Control are some over the counter medications.  Things that will also help:\n\nCLEAR LIQUIDS \nA diet of clear liquids should begin immediately upon the onset of symptoms. Diluted fruit juices, sports drinks, broth and teas will help to keep dehydration at bay and provide the body with much needed electrolytes. \n\nHEAT \nApply heat to the abdomen to help relieve pain, cramps, and tenderness. Electric heating pads, moist heat wraps, and water bottles can all be used as needed. \n\nPAIN RELIEVERS \nNon-prescription pain relievers can help to ease pain.


THE ONE WHERE YOU CAN SEND CRAZY NEWSPAPER ARTICLES AND HE WILL READ THEM on the Tonight Show

You can send them to:\nThe Tonight Show with Jay Leno\nATTN: Headlines\n3000 W. Alameda Avenue\nBurbank, CA 91523


I was always taught to satisfy my ladie before I get mine

Heck no! In fact, I hope every woman who's ever felt insecure about issues "down there" reads your question. We all should be so lucky. (And I am, I guess- my boyfriend apparently went to the same school as you did!)


my pc's pretty slow and this process takes forever.

sign in from your messenger, choose tools - options - general, in the sign in tab, you can check/uncheck the options.


It's pretty rare that I come across people who know of it.  It was so hilarious!  I wonder if they will be releasing the episodes to video anytime soon?

Yeah. It was hilarious. Supposedly, the cast had been trying to get it released on DVD. Sometimes people on EBay hace bootlegs of it.


why is Freddy regarded as one of the finest young football talents in the world. When he never shines in big games.

hell NO.[no disrespect]\nmany young talents who r better than him.\nfabregas,rooney,messi....


Born: August 11th 1983\nHeight: 1.77m\nWeight: 74kg\nEvent: Men's Single Luge\nFirst Run: 53.748 secs (+2.030)\nSecond Run: 54.961 secs (+3.547)\nThird Run: 53.528 secs (+2.132)\nFourth Run: 53.344 secs (+1.906)\nFinal Tally: 3 mins 38.386 secs (+12.298)\nRanking: 29th


A. andrew jack son    B.daniel webster   C.martin van buren   or D. henry clay

None of the above, it was Edward Livingstone\n\nah you beat me by 12 sec


im looking for a job so that i can help my mom out, so it doesnt matter what kind  as long as its not a fast food restaurant like sonic or anything. it doesnt matter how long ive gotta work a day as long as the pay is good.

Try Wal-Mart, Target, Blockbuster, Kroger, any place around the corner.  CVS.  Major places like that hire like crazy.\n\nYou could also use the link below if you've got 5 minutes.


Also, what time of day is it in your dreams?  Day, night, etc.\nFor example, if is the middle of the night, my dreams take place at night.  Day = day.  So, how 'bout it?

I dream exactly in 256 color :-)\nBut especially on saturday night i dream on 32 bit(hiest) \nLoL "this is a special offer "\nOfcourse all people dream in color sweety.


Will the UK ever allow Scotland to become independant?  What about Wales?  What about N. Ireland?

Kind of assumes that every Scot wants independence which is not the case.  Wales is similar and Ireland is waaaaay more complicated due to its history.\n\nIndependence isn't simply signing a letter or changing politics there is a massive social and economic shift that needs to take place which may prove impractical (if not impossible) to ever put in place.  \n\nThis is not an occupation other than in the minds of a very very few people who harp back to before the Union of the Crowns.  I can only talk for what I know of the Scottish people, we are generally secure in our identity and the way we live our lives.  There is as much bitching about the Scottish Parliament as there is about the one in Westminster :-)


my baby looks like his getting sick with gentlease lipil formula i want to know more about this

Talk to your baby's doctor. He/She will advise you on which type to switch to based on your baby's individual needs. I wouldn't just start trying all the suggestions that will surely be posted in response to your question w/o first talking to the Doc. Remember, your baby's immune system is still developing!!


I know I am opening up a can of worms by this question..


can a person put a statment on a blog that is true can the person be sued it the info if true

Anyone can sue, the question should be can the person be held for saying/writting it.  If it's true then you can't be for the simple reason it has to be false.  This is one of the reasons it's hard to sue since the person must show the statement is false, while the person defending only must show some reason that they believe it to be true.


i hope to get married one day, and i'd like to talk to someone who will as well.

I would like to get married. It would be my second marriage, but the first was such a strange one, I can barely remember it. (I didn't know that guy very well.) Here's my humble advice about marriage: Wait until it gets really "hot". And, along with that, don't marry someone because your parents think you should or because he has the right qualifications. Marry him because you can't live without him otherwise, because you simply "can't" imagine life without him. Good luck. I think it's a noble aspiration and a worthy goal in life.


Anyone know if Duke's JJ Redick had his jersey retired??  Been trying to find out but can't find...Thanks :)

In that case, then why don't you just delete this question?


I am looking specifically for Mary Magdalene and no, ebay does not have what I am looking for. Cant find anything through search engines that is of use. Thanks

http://www.ewtn.com/catalog has some statues (you will have to look for Mary Magdalene there are 37 pages of statues)\n\nhttp://www.catholic.com has a store\nalso\nhttp://www.aquinasandmore.com/index.cfm/FuseAction/store.viewCategory/category/352/affiliate/catholicpage4375/T/5 has some


What kinda sports drinks are good for me and what kinda of fruits and vegis are good too?? Cuzz i'm really desperate...

All fruits and veggies are good. Dark veggies have more nutrients than light veggies, ie: sweet potatoes are better than russet potatoes, spinach has more nutrients than lettuce, etc. Fruits are excellent. Citrus fruits contain Vitamin C, Bananas are a good source of potassium, Apples have Vitamin A. I can't think of an unhealthy fruit! Sport drinks should be drank in moderation. Water is best! Sport drinks contain a lot of sodium, which is good if you've been sweating a lot, but not just as a regular drink.


do i just need a high school diploma or do i need any kind of school because i heard from a nure all i need is high school diploma and they will train me on the job and if i plan to go to nursing school they will help pay for it

It can go either way. I good place to start is looking into courses at your local community college. More education background is always a good thing.


I am in Malaysia and have been to a retaurant which sells several dishes which it refers to as 'tortoise', however the tank with the live ones in appear to be terrapins. I have 3 questions:\n1) Is it legal to sell this meat\n2) Are these endangered creatures or is it OK to eat them...(can't find anything on WWF ebsite)\n3) What does the meat taste like?

As far as the whole "is it a turtle, tortoise, or terrapin" situation goes, remember that all tortoises are turtles but not all turtles are necessarily tortoises.  All extant shelled reptiles can be correctly referred to as turtles.  The term tortoise only applies specifically to members of the family Testudinidae.  The word terrapin is derived from the Algonquin word "terrapene" which simply means turtle.  In the English language the word specifically refers to the more aquatic members of the family Emydidae.  \n\nIn regards to your first two questions it depends on the species that are being exploited in the restaurant.  Some are common while others are endangered.  I think the best thing to do would be to correctly identify the turtles in the restaurant and find out if they are protected or not.  I'll give you a scientific name list of hard shell turtles that can be found in Malaysia, Singapore, and Thailand.  You can then search for the names on the internet and find pictures to help you identify the turtles.\n\nPlatysternon megacephalum - uncommon\nBatagur baska - highly endangered\nCallagur borneoensis - threatened\nHieremys annandalii - uncommon\nHeosemys grandis - common\nHeosemys spinosa - rare\nCyclemys dentata - common\nNotochelys platynota - rare\nCuora amboinesis - common\nMalayemys subtrijuga - common to rare\nOrlitia borneensis - threatened\nSiebenrockiella crassicollis - common\nTrachemys scripta elegans - introduced\n\nI'm not sure what the laws are regarding turtles in Malaysia but if you find the turtles in the restaurant to be rare or endangered I'd contact a branch of law enforcement that deals with environmental protection.\n\nWhat does the meat taste like?\nI've only had turtle meat in soup and I must confess I found it to be delicious.  It had a spicy beefy flavor to it.  But I would dissuade people from eating it simply because it's not in the best interest of turtle conservation.


I don't want sites where I have to purchace information about possible jobs either.

start your own business. service business are generally better, e.g. tutoring. also, many foreign schools are looking for online teachers, but you have to invest roughly $100 in extra computer equipment, such as a webcam and microphone.


Right after they steal clothes for Shrek to wear.  Can someone translate it into English for me? I don't know Spanish.  He yells it at Donkey.

After Shrek says "I will repay you, unless I can't find you or I forget", Donkey bucks Puss N' Boots\nPN'B says "Eh tu, pedazo de carne con patas. Como te atreves a hacerme esto!", which means: "Hey you, piece of meat with legs. How dare you do this to me!"


Seeking percentage of kids in my area.  I have contacted the schools and have been to the census bureau.  Any other ideas?\nI am trying to take on a non-profit.

There are some charts on these pages:\nhttp://www.pen.k12.va.us/Div/Winchester/tech/bob/survey3.htm\n\nhttp://www.spatialinsights.com/catalog/product.aspx?product=111


I thought AI was awful last night.  Not one single person blew me away and that doesnt usually happen.  Katharine was the best but i still didnt like it.  Was anyone else dissappointed?  Who did you like???  Who didnt you like??

In general, last night show sucked for the most part. Even my favorite, Chris, didn't make me happy with Creed's "What If". Katherine & Taylor (also my favorites) did good as usual. and Paris will be safe. I've been wanting Bucky to leave since he got the top 20, but he did better this week. So I think he'll be safe again. Lisa, well um...since she has been in the bottom 3 before she might be leaveing tonight, but definatly in the bottom 3. Ace will be safe only because of his looks. Kelly has the southern states that really like her (I'm from Miss. and only have voted for her once.)Elliott does good one week and okay another and sucked last night. So, just like a typical man, he's unpredictable.(I'm not tring to be sexist toward ALL the guys just the typical ones.)


Ok, this is kind of awkward.  I do a lot of volunteering at my church.  I've done it for years and enjoy it.  Lately, though, I'm being asked to do things very frequently, and it's getting to be too much.  I feel like they're taking advantage of me a little.  Is it wrong to feel that way?

You can only be taken advantage of with your permission.  Organizations are like that.  Volunteers are the most overworked people because they are always willing.  You cannot do it all, so you have to stop.  They will keep asking you.  The old saying goes "If you need something done, ask someone who is busy".


Ok, Steph broke up with this boy, and in the same lunch period she starts to date another boy. My friend knew I had a crush on him, she said Steph was a bitch and why would she do that (go out with someone the same day you broke up with some else), but then she was a hipacrit and asked him out the same day! Would it be wrong to tell her that, she already knew I liked him and she helped Steph crush his heart. Help!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steph seems like non-girlfriend and friend material, the guys will learn one day, but you need to tell her how you feel or cut her off.


The ink in my HP 840C colour cartridge just sits there, as I print out only text. Can I tell the printer to mix coloured inks from this cartridge to print in BLACK from the colour cartridge? Kids mix paints to get a kind of black when they are painting pictures. I wonder if the printer can do the same, to print out black text without using the black cartridge. I would use this only for draft printing, not for final printing of text, so it wouldn't matter if the result was not a pure black. If the printer will not mix colours to result in black, or "blackish" text printing, how  can I type in black on my monitor (Windows XP) but print out in a colour, to save wasting the expensive ink in the colour cartridge?\nAnd, finally, is it possible to refill the large colour cartridge with black ink, or can I buy a black ink cartridge to replace the colour cartridge, which is only half the size of the black cartridge. This would be handy, because the black cartridge quickly runs out of ink.

If your text is black, your colour cartridges will work out the permutations and print it as seen - black.  With respect to the last answer, I would not check 'black' as the printer will print from the black cartridge, which I assume you do not wish to do.\n\nRefilling the 'black' cartridge is fairly straightforward but very messy.  Well worth a try.  You will find instructions with the 'refill' ink.


like the harams if a person is sleepin and he blows sperms in the nite what happens\nand the other whats about that person who neva blows in his life uptill now and itz me only my friends blows while in there sleep but i never in my life uptill now blew in my sleep i don know y can anyone help me with this problem plzzzzz

blowing sprem is natural it is called nocturnal emissions or a wet dream.  They are natural you body produces more sprem everyday and if it is not used they need to get out.  we are not like women that only have a limited number of eggs.  We can reproduce till we die as long as we are healthy.  you may not have had a wet dream because of mastur8btion.  which is fine and healthy to.  it does nothing bad to your body and does not lower sprem count


I moved into my house about 2 months ago and ever sense I have had wierd thoughts and several bad things have happened to my family. I have also thought I heard things and saw things that were not there. My cat who used to be quiet and lazy is now very vocal and paces the house every night after dark. Does  anyone else have a similar experiance?

It is possible that the house is haunted. But then it is also possible that there is some kind of energy leak (electrical) and the cat is responding to that. But if you are hearing and seeing things, then I would say it is haunted. Let them know that this is now your home and they are welcome to share the home as long as they behave and possibly the "bad" things will stop.


math help how do i subtract fractions and break them down in the simplest form

first turn any whole numbers into fractions:\nex) 2 & 1/2 becomes 5/2 (2x2=4 +1=5 and the bottom number remains the same)\n5 & 1/3 becomes 16/3 (5x3=15 +1=16 and the bottom number remains the same)\n\nnext, if the bottom numbers are not the same, make them the same:\nex) 5/2 - 1/2 already has the same bottom number so you would simply subtract the top numbers 5-1=4 so the answer would be 4/2.  To simplify, divide 4 by 2. Answer is 2.\nex) 1/2 - 1/3 bottom numbers are not the same so you change them.  In this case, 2 & 3 have the number 6 in common so that is the number you will use on the bottom.  1/2 will become 3/6 (2*3=6 on the bottom & 1*3=3 on top) 1/2 will become 2/6 (3*2=6 on the bottom & 1*2=2 on top).  Now you have 3/6 - 2/6 = 1/6 which cannot be reduced.\n\nThe key to subtracting fractions is to get the bottom numbers the same by multiplying top and bottom by the same number.\n\nThe key to simplifying fractions is simply division.  If the top and bottom numbers can be divided by the same number so that.\nEx) 4/8 both are divisible by 2 which makes it 1/2\nIf the top number is larger than the bottom, you can get a whole number with a fraction.  First simplify as above and then divide, if there's anything left over (a remainder) place that over the bottom number to make the remaining fraction.\nEx) 75/9, both are divisible by 3 so reduce first. (75 becomes 25 and 9 becomes 3) the new fraction is 25/3 now break it apart further. 25 divided by 3 is 8 (3*8=24) that leaves 1 left over (25-24=3), place the 1 over the bottom number 3 and your final answer is 8 & 1/3\n\nHope this helps some.


When I validate my stylesheet, I keep getting warnings like:\n\n"You have no background-color with your color : p"\n\nyet right below under "Valid CSS information" section there is:\n\np {\n color : black;\n background-color : transparent;\n}\n\nAm I doing something wrong here? I'm so confused!

on some machines, the transparency doesn't work with the background-color\ntry it with just background.\n\nbackground: transparent;


A language website requires Quicktime 4 for a video presentation.  When I click on the quicktime link it wants to download version 7 which is for XP only.

You can download the older version for win98 at:\n\nhttp://www.apple.com/support/downloads/quicktime651.html


High times i know but would like to know me

what are you looking for exactly. how to grow it at how . give me some details and iam sure i can help.


I need to know some sex moves Its my first time.

No you don't need to know sex moves for your first time, it will hurt too much, wait a while before experimenting any moves.


It might happened one day to planet earth. However, the\npossibilities are remote and very far off into the future.\n(Chances are that the human population on planet earth will\ndisappear completely before this calamity happens).

I'd ignore it like all the other doomsday prophesies. It's unlikely to happen and I couldn't stop it anyway. So just ignore it and keep living life as usual.


Just curious if it's a good company and if you have promblems with it, I have aol and it's really slow and really exspensive, would it be worth switching to yahoo or does anyone have a good internet company they could suggest, I'd appreciate it, anyone heard of peoplePC...

I do. Its great company. Every feature possible. VERY FAST. acutally they are giving us the hightest speed they have for 6 months right now for free. i had them for 4 years. It actually called sbc yahoo.


Life isn't all about playing. How do you get motivated to do work?

I've found that closing my web browser helps.  ;)


Or R we just trying 2 help ?? And R we responsible for there Civil War?

It's an out of the frying pan into the fire situation. Governmental ecological powers do indeed create havoc over there while common GIs hardly plan to harm anybody deliberately.


1. I am going to cancel Verizon DSL & get an Optimum Triple play offer. But I heard in many places DSL is better than Cable. I am confused. Optimum users say Cable is better. Verizon users say DSL is better. Can you shed some light about this & help me out? Please note that my computer is really powerful (P3 3 GHz, RAM 1 GB etc) \n\n2. If I connect two home computers from one modem by a router, will I get less speed for both?

Cable is generally but not always faster. Cable users share the medium so overloaded segments can get pretty slow. DSL is dedicated between the user and dslam so other nearby users do not heavily impact the speed.\nAs far as using a router for connecting multiple pc's, it can slow you down but I doubt you will notice it unless both pc's are trying to download bif files at the same time.


I recently purchased online items from NaturalEBaby, I've returned them the items with their (Amanda Dirick) consent (by UPS) - they never returned me my money ($220) eventhough they said they would...! Now, they just won't return my e-mails nor pick up the phone.   I'm furious and wish everybody would know that they are thieves. How can I do that?

Report them to the Better Business Bureau or Consumer Affairs... yahoo answers also works well I think...now I know at least :)


I am a novice in computers and I have a lot of doubts as I am working. Is there anyone here willing to help me clear my doubts. Please email me at tagpoodle@yahoo.co.uk if you like to help me

Imagine that you need to draw a clock... You have to draw the background, the figures, and the frame... Say you did that on one layer... In this case when you want to change the color of the background you would have to select the background avoiding figures and the frame, and then change the color... But if you did all three elements on different layers, you can easily manipulate each one of them, without having to bother about others being messed up...


What features/aspects/qalities do you look in a potential steady boyfriend( who is husband material)...say in what percentages or weights.....please state your county so i know the culture.\nAnd the stuff you hate...in a potential BF

his moral values, education standard and see whether he have a good future or not...


The dirt beneath the green, gold blue, white.... Service Members and groupies with crazy Stories.... Please Share!!!!\nList the location (ie Fort, Base, Ship, Port, etc)

Our dirt is our dirt. I'd be suprised to find anything revealing hereby a military member..past or present. I dig to vibe too...but it's too close, you know? Like someone asking about your crazy Aunt Bea.


refuses to accept the results of a survey?

Your neighbor has the right to refuse to accept the results of your survey. They can get a survey of their property done by a different surveyor. If the results of that survey are different than your survey, then you and your neighbor should try to reach a settlement. If you cannot agree on a solution, then you or your neighbor will have to file a lawsuit, and a judge will decide which survey is the best. You and your neighbor should be willing to compromise, in order to avoid going to court, if at all possible, since the expense will probably not justify the outcome, even if you win the case. If you can agree on a certain line with your neighbor, the surveyors can help you document the new property line, saving you from resorting to litigation.


i really just need to get into really good condition so that i can actually have a chance of really competing and winning some matches. I need to know what workouts and running to do.

Its all about pushups. When ever you have a couple spare minutes just drop and do some pushups. Along with some benchpressing once a week , you'll get ripped pretty quick.


IF ME N MY BF HAVE BEEN DATING FOR 3 MONTHS N WE USED TO CUDDLE ALL THE TIME N THE HALLS N HOLD HANDS N WE DONT ANYMORE N WHEN I ASKED WHY HE SAYS BECUZ HE JUST DOESNT FEEL LIKE IT NEMORE...? N THEN I ASK WHAT IS WRONG HE SAYS NOTHING BUT THEN LIKE SOMETIMES HE WILL SAY FIGURE IT OUT WHAT IS WRONG HERE? PLZ HELP ME

he prolly just dont know how to break up with u in a nice way ......he doesn't want to be with u but then he doesn't want to hurt u ... its really bothering him ......... you might just wanna save him the trouble and tell him that ur just gonna give him his own space and to let u know when and if he's ever ready to come back around then all he has to do is call u.


does the name Jaiden sound like a boys name or a girls name? I know girls and boys with this name.

I think it's a beautiful name for a boy or girl...I know a boy named Jayden and a girl named jaden...doesn't matter the spelling or even the name...who says we can't name our kids what we want..and it doesn't sound like just for a boy...don't listen to them people..it's beautiful...


Please help me because I need to know who is better Gabe the discusting one or this other dude who I don't want to menshion that is weird but nice.

Weird but nice. Weird is better than disgusting, isn't it? Which would you rather eat, something weird or something disgusting?


i want to knowe some information about synchrotron  andprotins


my dad remembers this, and i dont so it probably happened in the seventies or eighties, but does anybody know who these brothers are? \n\n\nit was something like the two of them started fighting without even realizing who they were fighting against.... but who was it???  im just hoping some hockey genius out there knows...

hunter brothers in Montreal Canadiens brawl vs Quebec Nordiques ( early '80s) not exactly sure on date.


suppose a person was born in a village in the amazon, and their tribe had never had any contact with christianity at all. this person has never heard of jesus or seen a bible. all that person knows of the world is what their parents told them. would your god damn this person to hell for being a nonbeliever? if so, is that even fair?

All people will have the opportunity to choose.\n\nInterestingly enough the NT talks of baptism for the dead.\n\nsee 1 Cor chapter 15\n29 Else what shall they do which are baptized for the dead, if the dead crise not at all? why are they then baptized for the ddead?\n\ndo any religons believe in doing this? I know only of one


anyone in the music biz is eligible of the title of "Worst Musician Ever"! avril lavigne and brittany spears automatically come to mind for me

to start Ted Nugent, Axel Rose, and Steven Tyler are legends of rock, not the worse. lets get that right... \n\nChris Brown\nWarrant\nSnoop Dogg\nRatt\nTwisted Sister\nQuiet Riot\nJessica Simpson\nAshlee Simpson\nBritney Spears\nPussycat Dolls


I recently found out I'm probally having to pay $23,000 to the IRS for the loss of my house due to divorce. I'm also going to pay child support and try and help a daughter through college. But money isn't what this is about, I'm really asking what do people NEED to handle stress and the complications of every day worries.......

first and foremost you need someone to listen to you. not talk but listen. sometimes, we just need somebody who will just listen. how do you find that person?...could be one of your best buddies or if you're a religious person go to the priest or rabbi. just tell them that you just need someone who will listen.  or tell yourself it's ok to cry then belt out your one last cry..after that, take a long walk at the park. be one with nature..i mean, breath in fresh air..don't forget to bring lots of water.you'll need that.


I thought I may be pregnant, but I had my period (shorter and lighter than usual I must say) so I counted that option out. But I wake up feeling queasy sometimes and continues throughout the day, head and neck ache and tightness (like tension), bloating and stomach cramps. I've never been one to take BM's regularly so its probably not constipation I dont think.  Any ideas of what this may be?

hon, make an apointment for your doctor,  don't rely on the advice of people you don't know for medical problems.


my kids are 7 6 4 he dont feed them whent hey are there what should i do

i know this is a hard situation, but think of the kids. if he doesn't want to see them and doesn't even feed them when they go, don't send them.  it will be very difficult for them but in time they will see that he is very bad for them and they are better off without him.  kids are resilient, be strong and be there for your children and love them a little extra to fill the void in their lives they may feel at the moment.  god bless and my prayers are with you and your children.


why do we have no problem killing and eating cows that are raised on farms for tat exact reason,but in other countrys when dogs are raised on farms for that exact same reason why do we care so much?

Because we don't keep cows as pets. I don't anyway.


I read somewhere that cherry bark cures asthma. Any idea where one could purchase that?

I DONT KNOW ABOUT CHERRY BARK BUT WHAT WORKED FOR ME WHEN I USED TO HAVE ASTHMA WAS COD LIVER OIL the liquid\nI TOOK A SPOON FULL EVERY DAY UNTILL MY SYMPTOMS WERE ELIMINATED \nYOU CAN BY IT AT ANY CVS


computer when I am or just be able to get into all of my business. He also says that he can tell where I'm at by my cel phone? He's also called people and somehow made it look like it came from my cell ph. & left people horrid voicemails or msgs. to call my #! Can he do that on the computer? He also has a 999 sim chip from t-mobile!?

if he is in fact doing this you should go to your local police department and make a complaint....He is stalking you and thats illegal. there are programs like pc anywhere that would let him log into your computer when you are on it and see what you are doing. if you have windows xp, go to control panel, system and under the remote tab, make sure everything is UNCHECKED. You can text message from a computer to a cell phone, and make it look like it came from anyone as long as you logged into an im client under that persons name. I used to text message an old girlfriend from aol instant messenger to her T-mobil cell phone a while back. As for the cell phone if he has a compatable chip that was copied from yours I think it would be possable for him to make calls and have it look like you did. Maybe you should get a new cell phone?


I am able to find companies that get laptops and sell them on but I cannot find anywhere I can buy them from directly without a middle man or to be p.c a middle person.  Any advise would be most welcome!!!

there should be a discontinued items section of their website or something. It usually has the items that they dont advertise anymore, but they tend to cost more than what it used to be


How do i get a reference to veterinary school from a vet?

schedule an interview (appt) with ten vets. Tell them that you admire their work and would like to become a vet. Just ask for it.


I am in my late twenties and for years I have dealt with anxiety and some anger.  I now have a small child and find myself getting frustrated with her.  I tried Wellbutrin in the past and the side effects were horrible.  My family has a history of anxiety issues and I would like to know others opinions on this issue.  I'm going to the doctor next week, and want to find out info before the appt. Thanks!

try Xanax or Valium but only take it when you absolutely have to and take the lowest dose possible because they both can be addictive if misused


I agree,\n\nAcne does not come from eating a lot of so-called bad foods such as chocolate or fried foods. No foods cause acne or make it worse.


Has anyone tried this?  I have just started taking it and heard it's meant to be brilliant (as far as the pill goes)..  Just interested in hearing other ppls experiences with it.\nThanks :)

You only have a day or 2 period! Its great! Not as much pain either!


it doesn't hurt, but some sexual positions are difficult to make because of it.

No pain, normal erections - no worries.  If discomfort or abnormal erections occur - see a Urologist.  A bit of a bend is quite normal.  As an aside - If you have suffered trauma to the penis in the past - a check up may be in order.


It is a light-system I guess and they say it doesn't cause pain?  any advice?

It's not ADA approved.  No whitening systems over the counter are approved by the ADA.  See your dentist for whitening your teeth.


What is normal for men who have lived with a woman for a year?

There's a number of variables to consider...Age and physical fitness, stress on the job, in the home or health related issues. In general, posters claiming that they want it as often as possible are generally correct. But what's 'possible' will vary from man to man. Most men can attain an erection and sustain sex to orgasm once daily at least through their 40's. But sex is as much about the mind as it is the body, and sometimes familiarity can breed contempt, as the saying goes.\n\nMen's hormonal levels drop over the years as well...just as womens hormones change over time. These drops first occur in the mid 20's, and slowly continue over the next several decades. This can also (negatively) affect sex drive. Certain health conditions can affect performance ability, especially some vascular conditions and spinal surgery or injury; which would affect either the ability to get and maintain an erection from a blood standpoint, or the same ability from a nerve or 'feeling' standpoint.\n\nHow often should a healthy man who loves you and finds you exciting and alluring want to have sex with you? The answer remains as often as possible!\n\nIf you've been in a steady physical relationship for a year or more, and your partner is over 30 years old, don't be surprised to see sex slipping to 2-3 times a week. In the 40's and 50's, it's relatively normal for sex to go down to 1-2 times per week. And an occasional bout of absitnence is not unusual, particularly if there's some stress outside the bedroom that's affecting his mind. Remember, there's almost as much going on with the mind as with the body where sex is concerned!\n\nHope this helps a bit!


Daughter's spouse has green card. He is obnoxious and has been abusive to her thru out marriage and still giving her hell.  I and she want to have him deported back to Canada with divorce finalizing March 20, 2006.  I have read we can have him deported.  He married her just for USA legal status and immediately had my 8yr old grandchild also for more pull. He is taking advantage of getting more visitation rights and is saying real bad things about my daughter who only loved him and cared for him. Please, if anyone from Immigrations can tell me that he can be deported, please contact me ASAP, Iam a desparate mother.  If only he would have just been nice throughout the divorce ordeal, I still would've reported him anyway because Iam a USA citizen and know that I have to report such incidents regardless.

Sorry to here about that.  I am a Canadian and married to an American woman for over 8 years.  Still love her and not abusive.  As far as I know, he can be deported if all he has is a green card.  That is not citizenship in this country or even in Canada.  It permits you to work, etc. here but it does not protect you from exportation.  Your daughter or you signed a promise to support order for however many years.  I think it's 10.  You may not want to make him too upset till you find out more on that one as you or her may be responsible for supporting him.  He is eligible for citizenship at this point and, if nothing is done (ie. criminal charges for abuse, etc.) soon, it will be too late.  If your grandchild was born in the US, that child is a US citizen and cannot be taken from the country without a court order or permission.  Hope this bit helps.


.. live update hangsconnecting to symantec .. symantec support has not resolved..thanks

Mine Works, See if a firewall is blcoking it!


I am in India, so I have not seen a working model. I want opinion from the actual user regarding cost effectiveness, efficiency and savings in the cost of Energy.(Electricity).\nEventually, I want to import this and sell in India.

I have seen them working. I believe they are the first refrigerators.  This one we had to turn down because the food was freezing in the main compartment. It seemed to work very well. The athletes bag that gets cold when you squeese it is also some ammonium salts dissolved in water.\nThe problem was I had an Uncle that passed out working on one because it uses Ammonia and water. If vented it can be poisonous.  I heard of a small box with a black panel on one side and the sun heat made the inside cool.\nThe heat turns Ammonium Hydroxide dissolved in the water into Ammonium gas and water. The mixture travels a little way outside and cools just a little. Inside the refrigerator, the tubing gets more constructed, the pressure goes up and the ammonia dissolves in the water. This is an endothermic reaction (takes heat from the environment) so it is cool. This travels more inside getting warmer and cooling the inside. Then it travels outside and into the flame again. I don't know how to engineer the amount and sizes of tubing. It does seem to work well. Perhaps for India a combination of solar and propane would work best. \nGood luck on your enterprise.


Has to be in Southern England and i dont mind joining a club!\n  But no devil worshippers please....8o)

First I would think there is lots of places over in England.That sounds fun.Just look for a haunted house site or so to the library or book store it might be a bigger adventure if you do all the leg work. Makes it more your own jouney.Have FUN!!!


Just curious because I see them in the sky all the time and was wondering how many there actually was in the entire universe.

Do you mean satellites people made that are still up there? Because I think there is an answer to that question.\n\nBut natural satellites? Gazillions.


i heard that goth like to go to the woods on halloween and kill cats and people is that true?

maybe some goth kids take out their anger on the world like that and they do stupid things. but not all of them.


exploration, land claims, mercantilism, monopoly,colonizaion, and revoulution.\nif u dont know, where can u find the answer?

The answer is in their basic definitions.  Make sure you understand what the words mean, then you can see how exploration can lead to land claims and colonialism, how monopolies cause revolutions.


I wouldn't judge you for it, but I don't think I could personally do that to my friend, especially not a few weeks after they broke up.  But thats me and my friend, it depends on how your friend feels about it etc.  Don't beat yourself up over it though, perhaps talk to your friend about it.


I really don't know where to start and what would be included in the booklet

I would use a program like digital image suite to edit the photos and word in order to design th elayout.\nI did something simmular (I designed a magazine as well as a book) and then publish it)!\nIt worked for me and it may work for you.


visitaion time with a non-custodial parent?

At 12 they can state who they want to live with. Whether or not anyone listens is anyones guess.


Its the epsidoe where, her boss is upstairs with raven's two bestfriends, and raven is downstairs with devon. Raven has a vision that devon is going to break up with her.

no he does not. he planed to take raven out but since her boss was at her house , they had a picnic in the house.then raven kept leaving and Devon got really mad. he told her it was over then 15 minutes later e came back to her door and said that he was angry and he was sorry.


i want to go to this play. but i already went to a movie and i cant go alone becuz its waay to far. my parents have plans. what do i do to convince them to take me. anwser please.

Why should they?  Amazingly enough, parents would like to have a life too and shouldn't have to change their plans just to make their kids (temporarily) happy--exact same thing will come up again.


Your loney huh? I have to look that up in the dictionary first before I can answer this one. Wait why would you be lonely if you were so Hot???\n\nO Wait its not you on your profile thats why!!!! HAHAHA~!~


thats pretty gross with the whole lighter thing...but i dont think so and women dont get it cuz the level of testosterone or something but y dont guys get their period..cuz thats worse believe me. or pregnancy or anything else it evens out.


If you can have a date with a guy and you can only pick between a staffing coordinator and a cop, which one you will pick? and please tell me why.

I don't think anyone should pick a date based on career alone, but if that's all the information I had, I'd choose the cop. Because I'm interested in law enforcement.


Also, is there a website where I can learn about cars and their parts?

Well there is torque,torque pulls,horspower,well how much grunt does it make or,output of engine.It's about like thrust.The more you have the faster it will go,or the more it will pull.


I would go with BEN WALLACE he is the best defensive player on the best defensive team. I still think he is a very below average offessnive player though

You know BIG BEN WALLACE is the best. You know your Basketball that's forsure when he want's to turn it on either way he can. Last year he was great also man you know his kid's are proud of him. I know he is the best defensive player look how he handled O'neil last year and with out running his mouth back when O'neil was trying to distract him on T.V he is 2006 Defensive Player of the Year in my book.


i'm not talking about worshiping some other God - other than God himself. im just talking about doing the voodoo. can u do voodoo and still worship and believe in God? does it say anywhere in the bible that voodoo is a sin? i just finished watching the movie called the skeleton key and so now im really curious. plus, i live in louisiana.

These are questions that only you can answer for yourself, I am supplying you with this information so that you decide for yourself.\n\nFor too many, the word “voodoo” conjures up some wild images. Weird curses involving bones and pins stuck in poppets. Secret societies making sacrifices to their demonic gods. Evil priests raising zombies. Media has given us a sensational but unrealistic view of the vodoun religion. Although some of these are mildly accurate (sacrifice, animal bones and voodoo dolls) they are but a small part of the religion that is practiced today. Just as in Wicca, the vodoun make charms and create spells for money, health, etc. In fact because of the images associated with this word, most practitioners prefer the term Vodou. Although media would have us believe the vodoun are strictly in it for self-gain, that’s not true. According to Vodou belief, magic shouldn’t be employed for selfish gain, especially if it would hurt someone else.\n\nVodou came form the tribal practices and beliefs of the slaves who were brought to Haiti from West Africa. In the 17th century, slaves bound for the West Indies were taken from over 100 different African ethnic groups. The beliefs and customs of all these groups combined to form Vodou. The two groups who had the greatest influence were the Fon and the Yoruba.\n\nThe most important religious practice was ancestor worship. By remembering their ancestors and passing down their knowledge from generation to generation ensuring that their religious traditions would live on.\n\nThe Fon believed in hundreds of immortal spirits called vodu. Because the people had personal relationships with the spirits, they needed to communicate with the vodu. Ritual enabled them to talk to the spirits. The most important elements of the tribal rituals were…\n- dancing, drumming and chanting to communicate with the spirits\n- animal sacrifices made as offerings to the spirits\n- a priest or priestess who interpreted messages from the spirits\n- possession of the bodies of participants in ritual by the spirits.\n\nThe main purpose of the ritual was to communicate with the vodu and receive their guidance in making important decisions. They did this by communicating indirectly with the spirits via the priest/priestess to help their followers determine who their personal vodu were and to interpret the messages for them.\nPriests and priestesses were chosen for their ability to connect with the spirits. They were said to have inherited this talent from their mothers or fathers. They were “born into priesthood”.\n\nPriests became the religious and community leaders of the slaves. Any rebellious priest was usually sold to prevent them from “sowing the seeds of dissent” in that empire. \n\nThese religious practices continue to thrive today for modern day Benin. Vodoun is the official religion. It is also the dominant religion in Togo and southwest Ghana.\n\nAs in every religion, there are those who use it for wrong. With any religion that deals with magic it is said these wrongful users practice black magic. Although legitimate priests and priestesses are taught both the good and the bad, they take an oath upon initiation not to cause harm to others.\n\nThe lwa most likely to assit in black magic are : Kalfou, Ezili Danto’, Marinette, Bosou, Ti-jean-petio, Maman Brijit, Ge’de’- Nibo, and Baron Krimine’l.\n\nOnce a priest/priestess begins to practice black magic, they are known as a bo’ko’. A bo’ko’ has no temple or devotees and does all his/her rituals in secret. Bo’ko’ are said to serve the lwa with both hands because they practice both white and black magic. When a bo’ko’ buys the powers of one of the dark lwa, he’she must pay a high price, usually life-long service to the lwa. This pact between the lwa and the bo’ko’ is called an angajan. An angajan is like a shortcut to quickly harness the powerful forces of the lwa. Sadly, the majority of the time the bo


he is constantly yelling at what I think is his girlfriend and he has a son as well, maybe around 12 or 13. The son I think has a learning disability, he appears slow and he also used to throw eggs at my window, but that has stopped, I caught him one day. I have heard him (the father) actually hit her (girlfriend and or son) and screaming and crying. They are at it right now, so I thought I would ask the question...anyway, is there anything I should do? could do? I wouldn't want him to come after me...you know? I also don't want to be Mrs. Crabtree (please someone get that reference...), and be hanging my head out the window. So, should I keep my trap shut or not? Who should I tell?

Call in an anonymous disturbance of the peace to the police.. if you can hear them..so can others.. and you may be their (wife and kids) only hope.\n\nLearning disabilities are stressful, but they should never progress into violence and abuse. Help that kid and mom.. then sleep peacefully that you did what you had to do.


I was facing my laptop that is placed on the table. Jo is talking to me and when she left she tap my hand and we were both shock, because an electric ignited. It felt as if someone pricked me with a needle in my arm. Jo felt the same in her finger. Is it normal? Does electricity ignite in a touch, human touch? I am not touching my laptop, I am just sitting on a chair while Jo was standing. We're both in the office, that has 11 computers running and other officemates are working.

Ok. Electrons can explain this. While you are using your laptop before Jo touched you, you are already transferring electrons to the computer. It surely came from your hand because obviously, we use our hands in using the computer. Maybe you used the computer a very long time before Jo touched you. The reason why you and your friend experienced a "shock" is because she transferred some ELECTRONS to your body. \n\nHope you'll understand my brief explanation!! :-)


It says on the main screen "Now Playing".

Hold down the pause/play button until the screen turns off then switch the hold button over so none of the buttons work.


PLEASE try not to get into PERSONAL argument over this topic, but I am just wondering what Jehova's Witnesses think of the Mormon religion and what the Mormon religion thinks of the Jehova's Witness religion (I realise they're both branches of Christianity, but some people debate this).  \n\nAre there any beliefs that you both support?  Are there any beliefs that you disagree strongly on?

As you mentioned, since both Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are Christians, we have a lot in common, such as a belief in Jesus Christ and a belief in the Bible.  For that reason we probably have much more in common than what we disagree on.\n\nIn addition, my understanding of another thing we have in common is that we believe that God the Father and Jesus Christ are separate beings.  In other words, neither religion is Trinitarian.  (I think this is why many other Christians say we are not Christian, because they think that you have to be Trinitarian to be Christian.)\n\nOne belief I'm aware of that we disagree on is resurrection.  The Church of Jesus Christ teaches that Jesus Christ was the first person to be resurrected.  However, I believe that Jehovah's Witnesses teach that many people were resurrected before Jesus Christ.  I think that this stems from a different understanding about what resurrection is.  I believe Jehovah's Witnesses believe that resurrection means simply coming back to life after death, such as when Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead.  However, in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, resurrection is used to refer to the immortal state that we will receive after death.  So although people were brought back to life from the dead before the resurrection of Jesus Christ, they were brought back to a mortal state, not an immortal one, so they weren't resurrected.\n\nAnother doctrine that I believe we disagree on is the identity of Jehovah.  I think that Jehovah's Witnesses believe that Jehovah (the God of the Old Testament) was God the Father, but the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints teaches that He was Jesus Christ, operating under the authority of the Father.\n\nI have not studied enough about the beliefs of Jehovah's Witnesses to be able to identify more about what we do or don't have in common, but I hope this answer has been helpful.


I need info on getting strarted with my own business for pre-school/daycare and not in my home an actuall established business. I need to know what I need to do to get started, please help. thankyou

Check out the web sites for the child services agency and state attorney general in your locale.


Chuck Norris took the 10:00 ride home;  he sill refuses to give it back! lol

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.\n\nChuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.\n\nSome people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.\n\nThere are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.\n\nChuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.\n\nA Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.\n\nScientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)\n\nChuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.\n\nHow much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.\n\nChuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.\n\nIn honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized. \n\nChuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.\n\nIf tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.\n\nChuck Norris can divide by zero.\n\nThe grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.\n\nA picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.\n\nNewton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.\n\nChuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.\n\nWhen an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.\n\nWhile urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.\n\nChuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.\n\nWhen Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.\n\nWilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."\n\nContrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.\n\nChuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.\n\nChuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.\n\nWhen taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.\n\nChuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.\n\nWhen you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.\n\nChuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.\n\nOn his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.\n\nNobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.\n\nChuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!\n\nIn the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "


would get up again?,I have and I did finally make it back up!!!!!!

Good for you!  I don't think I get the metaphor, but good for you nonetheless!


I Saw this girl at my church last Sunday that I thought was very cute. It was my first time in attendence at this building. I really want to ask her on a date and get to know her but I'm the shy type. What do I do and how will I know if she likes me?

mm.. just be yourself, smile a lot to attract her attention..smile at her. when she notice you, try to talk to her. start a conversation like where she lives and everything then ask her out.


like which club is best for different ranges...in different or all senarios\n\nthankyou

I'd get a card that helps you out. All I know is the closer you get the higher your iron will get. Usually, If i was you I'd see how you do with each club if you have time. Maybe some clubs dont' work well for you. Take 10 swings with each and get an idea of how you are with each club. \n\nmaybe even jot it down for future reference. Not everyone does well with each one. Good luck!!*


Surely the earth being created how ever many it says thousand years ago can be disproven in one scientific test? And is the Adam and Eve story meant to be taken literally or metaphorically?

I believe in the Bible.\nThe Bible says that the world was created in six literal 24 hour days, is around 6000 years old, that man and dinosaurs lived together (being created in the same week), and that there was a flood that totally covered the entire planet, killing off the vast majority of human, plant and animal life on the planet.\nThe amount of scintific evidence that supports this theory is simply staggering, but rarely given a chance to be heard or seen due to the wide-spread acceptance of the evolution theory.\n\nDid you know that the earth's rotation is slowing down? So if you back up in time a few million years, you have to speed the earth's rotation up proportionatly - you can't even go back a few million before the earths rotation becomes so fast that life on this planet is not possible anymore. - Much less 4.6 billion years.\n\nThe orbit of the moon is growing a little bit farther away from the earth every year, so if you back that one up a few million years, the moon would have been so close to the earth that the tide would have come so high it would wipe out all life on the  planet twice a day. - 4.6 billion years ago, it would have to have been touching the earth,  not oribiting the earth.\n\nI could go on for many pages like this, but follow the link below to find out more about that the Bible says about creation, and what scientific examination of these claims have shown.


Yes. I love it. It's fabulous. Here's my question: what the heck is taking so long for the next season!?


i am trying to do a mechanical engineering analysis of pvc

You're best bet is to contact the resin manufacturers.  When you get the operator just tell them you have a technical question regarding (whatever you want) and they'll transfer you immediately....for some reason most people wig out when they hear the word "technical."  Try Geon, Solvay, Vinnolit, Vinycel, Kaneka, Mitsubishi, or Formosa to name a few.  You might also have luck with PVC compounders such as PolyOne or Marchem.  Otherwise, you could by some books devoted to the subject - The Encyclopedia of PVC Vols 1-4 is an excellent resource.  However, unless you have a few hundred bucks at your disposal I don't reccomend this.  Good luck!


If so who would you rather choose Laura Bush or Hilary Clinton

I think America might be ready, but, since the president is the face of the nation, the rest of the world would have to be ready too.  I don´t like the idea of Mrs. Clinton or Mrs. Bush becoming presidents.  I think the fact that their husbands were already presidents would make them look as if they used their "connections" to get there.  I think it would be better if a woman became president as a result of her work.


I know I can select the "reconnect at logon" checkbox. But that simply makes a mapping in my explorer to the item. I need the connection to be established. I have backups that go off nightly and need that mapping to be a real connection.

There is no better way than "Reconnect at Logon". Even if there was, it would in no way guarentee the validity of the share you're trying to connect to.\n\nIn a domain, you can create a logon script, set it to run in the Active Directory user's profile and place the script on the server's \NETLOGON share.  In the script you can tell it to map the drive upon logon, but that won't guarentee the share will be available to BE mapped.\n\nIf you need to test for the existance of a connection, you can always use dos batch commands...  create a key file on the share... say "dummy.key"  In the batch file... IF EXIST R:\DUMMY.KEY...etc...etc


1.ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M WALKING ALONE..\ni don't get mad,it's just that ....i don't feel comfortable.unless of course i'm with my girlfriends,then we just laugh it off:))

Take it as a compliment, you obviously are pretty good looking, and have a good body.


I could really use some ideas, I only know of a few things from asking the people in mind..

give him a massage, or a gift certificate to get a massage.\nwhatever you get i'm pretty sure the guy will appreciate it, we're not that picky on gifts as long as it's from a person who cares.


I found that in the film Ryan. Ryan is an Oscar-winning animated documentary about the influential Canadian animator Ryan Larkin. Larkin now lives on skid row following years of drug and alcohol abuse.


This morning when i woke up i felt a little pain on my left testicule. so i decided to check and when i was checking i felt a little bump on it and it hurt a little. what do you guys think it is?

Dont think. You have to first visit the doctor and get it checked. I havent heard abt Testicle Cancer till now. It could be a case of fibrosis. But still its important that you get it cleared from a good doc.\n\nGo to the doc dude..\n\n.:Fishie:.


As a famous football player,he is a good member.He plays football very well.How about his behavour?Many people love him very much.What about you?


i removed internet.exe and itunes from my system and scanned by norton antivirus (updated recently) even then the number to which the connection is to be dialled gets changed .internt.exe creates three files like (dating,lipgame and winporndvd) it tends to dial up a connection but now once removed ..wat more sud i do? by the way mirar toolbar got in as well and i removed that as well

Well...from what you said not much can be done until you curb your internet activities. What you have posted is showing me you like to install everything that has spyware added to it. For one,i.e; Most all Toolbars have spyware added.\n You say you have Norton...which is a large cumbersome system hog.\n AV programs will not stop spyware.\n You need AdAware and/or Spybot S&D. These programs if updated can find and delete/quarentene spyware.\n Norton may be changing your IP numbers.\n One thing you need to do is clean all your TIFs for a start.


What is considered unfair reporting.  My child support reporting agency is reporting late payments each month to the credit agencies even though direct deposit are made on each payday.  It take the support agency 7 to 14 days to post to my account, thus making it late each month.  So, are they unfairly reporting the status of my account?

No.  Fair credit reporting has more to do with how your credit report is used.  Policies to report are set by individual companies that extend credti to you.


college money needed ASAP - May 2006 for son's college. financial aid covered $13,000 (we expected more coverage) leaving me with a balance of $6959.00. first payment of $995 is due if we cannot get a loan and i CANNOT make this payment every month until November. HELP!!!!!!!!!

Paying $995 a month for 8 months is only about 14.3% interest. I doubt you will find a loan for less than that with bad credit. Since it is your son's education your going to have to pay high interest over a long period of time. Ask your son to pick up a little slack and get a part-time job. Good luck with your future.


taking into consideration the age of a person

If the root is still OK I would go with the cap.