Send me somthing(appropiate) and funny and i might choose you as best answer!! (appropriate means kid-friendly)

Why We Love Kids \n\n\n  NUDITY \n\n  I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a \n  woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark \n  naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from \n  the back-seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" \n\n\n  HONESTY \n\n  My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd \n  dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in \n  the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my \n  bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a \n   charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it \n  fell in the toilet a few days ago. \n\n\n  OPINIONS \n\n  On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from \n  his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not \n  necessarily those of his parents." \n\n\n  KETCHUP \n\n  A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During \n  her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to \n  answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her \n  mother Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you \n  right now. She's hitting the bottle." \n\n\n  MORE NUDITY \n\n  A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker \n  room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies \n  grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in \n  amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a \n  little boy before?" \n\n\n  POLICE # 1 \n\n  While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was \n  interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my \n  uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued \n  writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask \n  the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, \n  then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie \n  my shoe?" \n\n\n  POLICE # 2 \n\n  It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the \n  station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, \n  and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back \n  there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me \n  and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?" \n\n\n  ELDERLY \n\n  While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly \n  shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. \n  She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, \n  particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her \n  staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself \n  for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, \n  "The tooth fairy will never believe this!" \n\n\n  DRESS-UP \n\n  A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw \n  her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that \n  suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a \n  headache the next morning." \n \n\n  DEATH \n\n  While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister \n  heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. \n  Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. \n  Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small \n  box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal \n  of the deceased. The minister's


Only looking for 3 point field goal percentage.  Want the sats from his last year with the Celtics and career overall.

.376 career, .406 his last season (91-92) with boston.


set it to friends only and i have 3 friend so how can there be 27 views?

everybody can view your myspace no matter friend or not, they can be browsing or looking at other that they have you as friend or searching for somebody and you were there and they click to see if that is their search, many different ways, but you can limit it to who can view your myspace


Given e^(i*pi)=-1.\n\n1.  e^(i*pi) * e^(i*pi) = (-1) * (-1)    ..Square both sides\n\n2.  e^(2*pi*i)=1   \n\n3.  ln{e^(2*pi*i)}=ln(1)  ..take natural log of both sides\n\n4.  2*pi*i=0  ????  ..Implies either pi or i must be 0.


i used some regular soft programs from windows and some from the internet and the answers it was cause not find the files with my messenger archive

Use the links below for decoding chat archives without password from your HDD.\nThere are a lot of them, but the ones below are free.\nEnjoy!


i need this question answered as soon as possible.

I know that it is illegal to take chunks or coral from the reef.


Ok - here we go.  Basically, you want to argue your main point (or thesis) by giving 3 (sometimes more or sometimes less, but 3 is "typical") main reasons why what you are saying is "right".  \n     Let's say I want to argue that walking is good for you.  Okay, the first paragraph is what most people would call an "introductory" paragraph.  In this paragraph, you would basically introduce what your main point is and then you would add in what your main three points are...but you would do this in a way that would stretch it out to where its not just one sentence (because this is a paragraph we are talking about here).  A good starter sentence I always use is "When most people hear the word [BLANK], many words come to mind, such as [BLANK BLANK and BLANK], but what many do not know is that [BLANK] is actually [BLANK]."  Get the point?  You have to stretch it out some.  Lure the reader in, if you will.  \n     So then after your intro paragraph, you would introduce your first point (which you already mentioned in the intro paragraph).  Then after you mention your first reason why you are "right", you back it up with some FACTS.  You wouldn't say "I believe walking is good for you because my friend Judy said it was.  So there."  You would have to go and look at some RESOURCES such as a dictionary, encyclopedia, TRUSTED news sites on the internet, TRUSTED books and other medias from your public/school library, and also, perhaps interviews with people who are "authorities" on the subject.  So, let's say your first reason you think walking is good for you is because it lowers your blood pressure.  You then would have to say that the BlahBlah Encyclopedia or Yahoo News reported that walking has been proven by doctors at Columbia University that walking lowers blood pressure.  You could also use your mom's interview if she said that that walking personally lowered her blood pressure.  And you would just prove prove prove using FACTS (that's how you win any arguement, if you ask me).   \n     So then, after you have done this with all three reasons why you are "right", you then do your 5th paragraph which is what most people call the "conclusion" paragraph.  You just "wrap up" everything you just said and maybe add a little personal opinion or a little little quote.  Something to "jazz" it up...this is to keep the reader interested until the very end.  This is also called a "clincher".  \n     Hope this helped some.


Are Americans really becoming as collectively stupid, and grammatically incoherent as Yahoo! Answers seems to reveal?  Is this downward spiral of mental capacity really considered to be a fun and trendy thing for people?\n\nI think that perhaps we, as Americans, have become used to having "it all" - and having it easily, and I think that it has become a poison to our minds.  We appear to think that we can be lazy and stupid, and life will just be handed to us on a platter.\n\nUnfortunately, as we grow increasingly numb to presenting ourselves as an educated people, the rest of the world ISN'T!\n\nMy question: are schools really failing this badly, or have people just decided that it's more "fun" to be stupid?  \n\nWord to the wise - poorly educated people make great forced laborers.

They're not playing at being morons, they really are!  I have never seen so many people who couldn't spell, use proper punctuation in the right places or who have totally ignored the rules of grammar until I joined Yahoo Answers.  To answer your question, yes schools are failing this badly but I think parents are too.  The hip-hop industry isn't helping either.  Kids see this and imitate it. ("fo schnizzle" is a perfect example)


No it's not to young, look for teams in ur area on the official website(idk offhand wut it is).


This girl in one of my classes has been looking and smileing at me for weeks. I know she likes being around me but im not sure if she already has a boyfriend. we seem to laugh together when jokes happen in class.

why don't you ask her next time you speak to her or next time she looks at you wave to her, that usually says a silent "hello". if she likes being around you, there's a good chance she doesn't have a b/f, so what's stopping you?after all there's no harm in asking, is there? before someone else does and you could regret it later.


...Mall of America is the greatest... biggest mall in america and 2nd in the world! im happy i live in minnesota but unforunatly thats the only good thing about it..and i cant even drive yet!...

I live in MN too but I have only been there once.  It was too big for me.  There are lots of other things in the state that I would rather do but then I'm not a teenager any more.  You should look at www.exploreminnesota.com there are lots of fun things in the state!


Think that footballers are paid way over the odds just to run up and down a field, playing with a ball? I mean if Monopoly was a sport I would be rich! How can it be justified that a man who grafts (works hard) all his life can only earn the amount a footballer would earn in a week just for getting out of bed (no they are not talented)!?

I completely agree! \n\nIn my opinion doctors are more important than a footballer.\n\nPay people who do something other than entertain the bigger $$$


Blame it on the stars!! but we really feel like killing eachother. he  like taurus girls better and i get along with saggitarius guys

Cancer and Pisces are both water elemental signs. If you look at your characteristics I think you might find that you are both moody, changeable types of people. the problem is that cancers need constant love and reassurance. Pisces doesn't know what it wants! Scorpio is also a match for you! p.s. I'm a moody crab too!


photo tray provide good containment and are widely used in the lab

What you are referring to is probably one of the low, flat plastic trays used in the process of developing film and prints.  They are inexpensive, and can be handy for performing experiments where you need a large surface, but low volume of water -- such as the experiment where you calculate Avogadro's Number by determining the area covered by a droplet of a dilute solution of oleic acid.\n\nThey can also be useful for containing/controlling small parts that might roll away on a hard lab bench surface.\n\nJust a few ideas.


No insult intended towards Christians, their religion or to sexual preferences in general.\nJust factor in, he never had a wife and hung around 12 guys a lot.\nFrom the files of Dr. Bob

It is not an insult to Christians to wonder about the human qualities of Christ as a man. From what you see in the Bible ther is no reason to think he was not straight. The hanging about with men bit was just a reflection of the society he lived in. Having said that he had very liberated views towards women - (Mary and Martha, the adulteress etc). If you don't know what I am talking about - look it up!


Do u think that the usa invasion to Iraq was good to Iraqi ppl?

am iraqi engineer and can assure you that i cant get out my home after 6 pm ,cant feel happy for longer than 5 minutes,cant gain electrical power for more than 3 hours.any time i see iraqi cups,i feel they'll adopt and kill me.


Which team should Rafa pick for the FA Cup final and who should be subs. 10 points to the team and subs I think are best.

Why are so many people putting FOWLER in their selection...\nHe is a GREAT player... But it seems you are forgetting... Robbie Fowler is "cup tied" with Manchester City!\n(for those who don't know... "cup tied" means a player has played a cup game for another team during the current season and is not alowed to play in that tournament, Fowler was purchased during the mid season transfer window after he had played an FA Cup game for Manchester City)


i need a specific gospel, like with the chapter and verse. Is there such thing as a gospel with jesus saying he'd fix and save us. or even if its not jesus, just someone from the bible.

John 3:16\n\nRomans 10:9-10;13\n\n2 Peter 3:9\n\nMatthew 18:11\n\nJust to name a few. . . .


while driving on three different occassion i notice that the car just revs out and not pulling , i tried giving it more petrol and it just revs enen louder after a few rev its off on its merry way , where should i start looking for my problem

Happened to a couple of my cars. Take yours to a transmission shop. There's no quick fix.


if their are put them in order from first to last and if there are more tell me wat they are.

Hmm, its only Monday, and you've finished all of the indiana jones movies.  what's left?


I am a suffer at the age of 14 and I want more info about it! Anyone have any stuff?!

First, to be diagnosed with PTSD, the first criteria is to have experienced an event that involved actual or threatened death, serious injury, or threat to the physical integrity of yourself or others. If this has happened to you, and a person was the cause (rather than a tornado, car wreck, etc.), then you need to report it to your parents or another adult.\nThere is a workbook called the PTSD workbook, written by Dr. Mary Beth Williams and Dr Soili Poijula. I got it at Books A Million. The web address for the publisher is www.newharbinger.com. The product number is 2825. $17.95. The book contains a self test, as well as exercises for the treatment of PTSD. Some symptoms are...reexperiencing the traumatic event through bad dreams, flashbacks, distressing and recurring thoughts, images, or perceptions; you experience intense mental distress or physical reactions to anything that reminds you of the event (like smells, sights, sounds, dates); loss of memory, feeling of detachment or estrangement from others, ability to feel emotion is restricted; sense of foreshortened future (you do not expect to have a career, marraige, children, or normal life span); difficulty falling or staying asleep; irritability or outbursts of anger; difficulty concentrating; hypervigilance (being overly watchful); exaggerated startle response (you're jumpy); chronic guilt or self blame; and physical manifestations that include digestive problems, chronic pain, or panic attacks\nThis book and treatment changed my life. Even if you don't have PTSD but feel some of these things, it can help you. However, considering your age, it would be best to seek a professional therapist to guide you through the process. Even adults have to do this sometimes. I've also listed some websites for you.\n\nI have already answered your other duplicate question. This is the same answer....


Who is the best baseball player in the mlb?

A-Rod and Albert Pujols are both good.  They can both make histories, depends on how long they will play.  I list their carrier stats below  (the top one is Pujols)\n\nAB     R      HR      RBI     SB     AVG     OPS\n2995    644     209    638     31     .333    1.043   \n6242    1256    432    1235    228    .307    .962\n\nClearly A-Rod has better speed, the rest are close.  I do think Pujols could have better carrier stats if he is at a better offsensive team.  But we'll see.


drink lots of water and camouflage them with concealer. Yves St Laurent's Touche eclat' is a miracle worker.


NEED A PHONE No OR E-MAIL OF A TV PRODUCER OR SOME CRAP LIKE THAT ! \nKNOW WHAT I MEAN ??? HA ???\nHERES MY MOBILE IN CASE I GET LUCKY ,0410-901-604\nNAMES....MARK FA-KEN.\nCALL ME CALL ME NOW !!!


I watched Haggard again yesterday I love that movie!! Who seen it? and did you like it?

yeah that movie is hilarious. and tony hawk is a cop. bam tells dunn that it will help express his anger by throwing bottles agains a building wall and bam goes away to pee and dunn does it and tony pulls up in a cop car and hand cuffs him and he gets arrested and then bam comes back and tries to stop tony but dunn still gets arrested its funny. and the girl who dunn is obsessed with in the movie was actually bams girlfriend at the time.. but I heard they broke up since then. and the long haired dude was Rake which is bams friend... so its kinda weird cuz shes making out with all his friends for the movie! LOL and Rabb is really funny in the movie he is brandons cousin who is like really stupid and bam hates him its sooo funny!


girlfriend spends alot on the phone ? what does that mean?

is that when you're around or when you're not around? if its when you're not around, get over it, she's got friends. waht should she think if u call your friends? nothing right? if she's on the phone all the time when you are around it means u bore her -take her out for a nice meal, make her feel special. or get a movie out so the two of u can order in pizza and watch a movie together. get her interested in you again.


What were the common themes of the conservative and neoconservative views of government and the economy during the Reagan years of the 1980's.

no idea but here are some good sources for ya


How do I get rid of the old and start fresh?

PLAY QUEENS 'ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST' AND JUST STOP CALLING THEM


emphasis in graphic or communication design, preferably in large and culturally rich metro... NYC, Chicago, San Francisco, etc.

The Art Institute in San Francisco has a great program.


I think it is way too soon for this movie.  I also don't want to hear all the 911 tapes on the news from 9/11.  This isn't some trivial thing that happened.  Thousands of people died.  Just wondering if I'm alone in these feelings.

I don't think it's too soon, but I also think that something like that is pretty personal.\n\nI think the fact that many if not all of the familys that had someone on Flight 93 are ok with it and some are even promoting it leads me to believe that it's not too early.\n\nI think talking about bad things that happen usually helps the healing process and almost 5 years has passed since it happened.\n\nIf you're not ready, don't see it, but I don't think it's out of line that the movie was made.


ok, ive had no problem going to the secluded cove and going for a quick dip in the ocean in the buff, but im rather embarrased about the thought of repeating the experience with other people around.  any tips on how to quell the embarrassment, because the tan really would be worth it!

If you were naked on the beach when everyone else was clothed, that might cause some embarrasment, but if everyone else is naked, then pretty soon, you'll notice, but not very much. And if you're used to wearing a bikini, that highlights your physical attributes even more than being naked, by breaking up the natural visual line of the body with signs that say 'there are breasts here', for example. So, going naked at a naked beach is actually more modest, in a strange and wonderful way. Thinking of it that way should resolve some of your embarrasment issues.


Then why is it no one admits to liking him?

Springsteen is awesome, especially 70's Bruce.\n\nUnfortunately when you tell people you like him the first thing they usually do is sing (!) 'BOOORN IN THE USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' - like it's the only song he's ever written. Which is a bit pathetic really.


and she likes to  have sex with woman sometimes and without you ...how dose that work for you?

I thought it would. But I left my wife in the hands of her girlfriend whom I thought I trusted when I went to Iraq. I come back, and my wife is now hers. (divorce should eb final in about a month)


Short but most informative gets voted best!!!

the first post is all there.\nthe only thing i'll add is in the east japan invaded china and korea, and progessed up to india, part of the british empire. this forced britain into a war with japan. america was going to attack japan, which led japan to a pre-emptive attack; Pearl harbour.\nalthough it was all WWII the war in europe and the war in the east were independant of eachother and both had their own starting points


I believe it is a spiritual message from the angels, but beyond that I am not sure.

In numerology you must break it down and calculate it by adding it up and reducing it. 4 + 4 + 4 = 12  so 1 + 2 = 3\n\n3 means.. ( which its a life path number )\n\nThe Life Path 3 indicates that you entered this plane with a strong sense of creativity and with wonderful communication skills. Achievement for you most likely comes through engaging your ingenious expression. A truly gifted 3 possesses the most exceptional innovative skills, normally in the verbal realm, writing, speaking, acting, or similar endeavors. Here we are apt to find the entertainers of the world, bright, effervescent, sparkling people with very optimistic attitudes. The bright side of this path stresses harmony, beauty and pleasures; of sharing your inventive talents with the world. Capturing your capability in creative self-expression is the highest level of attainment for this life path. \nLife is generally lived to the fullest, often without much worry about tomorrow. You are not very good at handling money because of a general lack of concern about it. You spend it when you have it and don't when you don't.\n\nThe 3 loves connecting with people. The characteristics of the 3 are warmth and friendliness, a good conversationalist, social and open. A good talker both from the standpoint of being a delight to listen to, but even more importantly, one who has the ability to listen to others. Accordingly, the life path 3 produces individuals who are always a welcome addition to any social situation and know how to make others feel at home. The approach to life tends to be exceedingly positive. Your disposition is almost surely sunny and openhearted. A happy and often inspired person, you are constantly seeking and needing the stimuli of similar people.\n\nThere is a remote side to your 3 Life Path, as well. This comes as a surprise to the native and to those who think they are well acquainted. The 3 is actually a very sensitive soul. When hurt, you can easily retreat to a shell of morose silence for extended periods. Nonetheless, the 3 eventually copes with all of the many setbacks that occur in life and readily bounces back for more. It is usually easy for you to deal with problems because you can freely admit the existence of problems without letting them get you down for too long. Because of your own sensitivity to hurt, you have a caring disposition and seem to be very conscious of other people's feelings and emotions.\n\nIn romance, the 3 is a very ardent and loyal lover. Affairs that don't go well can leave scares that seem to linger. Emotional experiences of all sorts tend to deeply touch the 3 and the drama may take some time to play out. Regrettably, the giving disposition of the 3 often attracts demanding partners. As with most of life's issues for the 3 Life Path, balance in relationships is illusive.\n\nYour big test with a 3 Life Path is controlling your highs and lows. You won't survive very well in any routine environment or when you are placed under dominating management. Slow thinking and overly contemplative people tend to frustrate you, and you don't function too well with this type whether you are working for, with, or under them. Your exuberant nature can take you far, especially if you are ever able to focus your energies and talents.\n\nFor the few living on the negative side of this Life Path, a 3 may be so delighted with the joy of living that the life becomes frivolous and superficial. You may scatter your abilities and express little sense of purpose. The 3 can be an enigma, for no apparent reason you may become moody and tend to retreat. Escapist tendencies are not uncommon with the 3 life path, and you find it very hard to settle into one place or one position. Guard against being critical of others, impatient, intolerant, or overly optimistic.


I want to know if the diaphragm is involved or another body part.

Mechanism of sneezing - Normally, sneezing is an involuntary reflex, which is controlled by a complex interaction of nerve fibres. A variety of receptor sites, situated in the nose, reports about the irritation or foreign substance to the brain for inducing sneezing by releasing histamine, for clearing the nose. Receptors are sensitive to infection, touch, smells of dust, chemical gases, fumes, temperature and exposure to extreme cold air and water (the main offender). Usually, sneeze begins with a deep inspiration and closed glottis, which suddenly opens after gaining pressure from contraction of the diaphragm, abdomen muscles and other muscles which compress the lungs to let out the trapped air with force through nose and mouth. So with an explosive sound, throw of air occurs as a sneeze. Sneezing also involves contraction of the muscles of face, neck and eyes. Sometimes, sneezing air speed is measured more than 120 km/per hour. Normally, people sneeze once or twice during early morning or daytime to clear the nose.\n\nFor more info, go to the source...


for a guy ho thinks he owns the world...no "yo mama"pls,...hes not american:))

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an un-armed opponent...


HELP! Can't believe the run of luck. I am trying to install a fresh xp pro on my system however it won't let me format my hdd as it doesn't recognise my hdd! I have installed a fdd now so xp can find the hdd drivers, however now the fdd doesn't work, it simply asks me to insert a disk in drive A! Can someone give me an idea if I have done anything wrong, like not installing the right power wire or ide cable? I'm totally frustrated with such a simple problem!

see if the connector pins on data and power of FDD are not broken.check that you have connect the data cable correctly.check the power connector too.\nif your FDD LED is always on its not working properly.


This for my college homework.  I am having trouble finding the answer and I also need 3 cases that support my answer.

To my understanding the term 'concurrent' means to 'to run together with' as in a concurrent sentence accrued by a case that has several other cases that may have sprung out of the original case but that do however amount to different charges that may be tried seperately but are all combined usually by a 'plea bargain'which will convict an offender on a particular charge and run the other charges on a concurrent basis. For example is an offender that has runaway with his or her underage friend and crossed a state line. In this case the State and the Federal authorities both have a case against the perpetrator and who could be convicted and sentenced in a State District Court for contributing to the delinquency of a minor, and immediately after by a Federal District Court may try the same perpetrator for 'crossing a state line for the purposes of a sexual nature and that would also find the perpetrator guilty and given a prison sentence that would run 'consecutively' immediately after the same perpetrator completes the State sentence.\nIn order to expedite judicial process it may be a better option to offer the guilty party a 'plea bargain' that would carry the State sentence and the Federal sentence 'concurrently' or to run at the same time.  \nHope this does it.  Jose


Just specifically, What, When, How, and Why is the kind of information on Serial Killers. Why they do it? What causes them to do it?  How do they do what they do? This is for a research project for school. Thanks!

It matters not whether you may need this info for your school or for yourself for the reason that knowing and understanding even a little about serial killers and their motives may save live's at any given time.\n\nYou will need to 'read' what I am about to post for you and ony other that may one day be a possible themselves. Most of my information comes from CourtTV and its contributors.\n\nAre you ready for the "Eyeball Killer?" Well ready or not here goes.  Jose\n\n* The Case of the Eyeball Killer:  Dallas, Texas; aka, “The Dallas Ripper” \nBase Profile of a Serial Killer \nAccording to standing data in reference to serial killers at that time \n·Serial Killers tended to be of a younger age (mean age of between 20 to 30yoa), \n·of menial employment (highly idle, unusual long term unemployment), \n·socially unattached (mostly single), \n·under educated (maladjustment to social norms @ an early age), \n·narcissistic (these individuals place satisfaction of their egos above the value of a life, without empathy), \n·They are often in search of short-term gratification (a sexual inadequacy, lack of social skills, physical such as in diabetetics, a sexual dysfunction).\n\nCharles Albright had documents;\nThe following achievements (1 through 11) of this killer do not agree to the profile of a serial killer\n\n1.Had a Masters Degree (Social Ability Skill/ antisocially acquired)\n2.Knew and could communicate in several languages (Social Ability/Skill)\n3.A former Science Teacher (Social Ability Skill/antisocially acquired)\n4.Charming (an Anti Social Ability, Social Ability/Skill/A social tool for manipulative purposes)\n5.Not a Substance Abuser(Social Skill)\n6.Helped with Cub Scouts(Social Skill/Why?)\n7.Kind to Children(Social Skill/Why?)\n8.Coached Football(Social Ability/Skill/Why?)\n9.Artistic, Articulate, Cultivated, (Social Ability/Skill)\n10.Could play Piano and Bullfighting(Social Ability/Skill)\n11.Fifty-Seven Years of Age(Physical Ability)\n12.Had an Alibi (Environmental Ability)\n\n* “Notions of the Psychopath;” according to Dr. Robert Hare: \n\n* The Psychopathy Checklist (PCL-R), 1985:\nA PCL-R diagnosis is formed from a semi-structured interview with the people assessed, along with information from their files. \n“Dr. Hare and associates clarified a set of diagnostic criteria, characterizing it by such traits as a \n1.Lack of remorse or empathy, \n2.Shallow emotions, \n3.Charm, \n4.Deception, \n5.Egocentricity, \n6.Glibness, \n7.The persistent violation of social norms\n8.These ‘subjects’ often present themselves as something other than they really are as a way to manipulate others for their own gain. \n9.They are often parasitic.”\n\nA Brief Bio of the Albright Family:\nCharles Albright: Born August 10, 1933\nCharles is adopted: As a child from an orphanage, by Fred and Delle Albright\nAdoptive Father: Fred Albright\nAdoptive Mother: Delle Albright (Who was Delle? Albright?)\nAdoptive Mother:Dominant Family Member \nMother’s Occupation: Elementary Schoolteacher\nMother’s Demeanor:Strict, Domineering\nMother’s Preference:To raise Charles to play with dolls, to often dress him in girls clothing (Delle’s focus on dolls for child diversion; vestiges of Bordello life?)\nMother’s Application:To teach Charles to stuff birds that he killed, and to use buttons for their eyes; a justification for the high cost of glass eyes \nMother’s Doting:Overprotective, of no outward affection , excessive and frequent cleaning/washing of Charles (behavioral trait/bordello?)\nSchool Behavior:Trouble Maker; Petty Theft; Arrested for Aggravated Assault at age thirteen (13)\nAdolescence:Seeks social/sexual interaction with prostitute\nAdolescence:Manipulation of school grades afford Charles a High School graduation at age Fifteen (15)\nCollege:North Texas University via forged transcript \nIncident:At age sixteen (16) Charles is caught with petty cash from a cash register, and in posses


A user having power user rights and he is to be changed as arestricted user in a windows xp system working under a domine how is it possible???

If you want to change the account type of the user do the foll.\n\nStart > Control Panel > User Accounts\n\nClick on the particular user.\n\nClick change account type and you are done.\n\nRemember there has to be atleast 1 power user in the system.


I recently refinanced and no longer have an escrow account. I was wondering if anyone would be able to tell me how to go about finding out what my taxes (Real State) would be. Or, how to go about figuring them out. Thanks.

THEY'LL SEND YOU A STATEMENT BUT TRY YOUR LOCAL COUNTY TAX ASSESSORS OFFICE


Topics could be like racism, women education like that so any good topic and help me finding an article about it and a book plz.

you should do your research paper on animals. They are always interesting.


we work @ the same place.she said she wants her freedom and doesn't want anybody else.I bought a 2 year old house and she help me moved.we go out once a month to a movie and dinner and she stays all night with me.she calls me when she needs to ask me a quesion.once in a while I'll tell her I Love her after sex and she says I love you but not as moch as you do me.I ask her a couple of times if I could stay all night with her and she says I like my freedom.we have cell phones together so I can see who is calling or who she has called and its nobody but her family.I still Love her with all my heart and I don't know what to do?she's the only thing I can think about.can anyone tell me whats going on or how to win her back.

Give her space.  Get interested in something or someone else for a while.  Absence sometimes makes the heart grow fonder. Some space may do you good too.  Dedicate yourself to something healthy.  Learn to make yourself happy.  You both can learn from this experience.  Perhaps you'll both decide to enjoy each others company, or not.  I think we need to remember this is just life, learn to make the best of it & we can't expect other people to do what we think they should.  Good luck and keep smiling.


i am trying to see how many i get in ten mins please anwser i'll will love u always

ok..i have next friday free but no sooner..would you rather i act sensitively and supportively towards your current state of mind or be more critical in a constructive sort of way?ps its true..youre sweet.


Please help me find a good allergy doctor in Las Vegas!!

Sorry don't know any one. But your family doctor could give you medication for it.


on one e-mail he talked about her ass. he does not drink, he gives me all his pay check.  we go everywhere together. if it wasn't because he left his e-mail open i would of never known

Maybe you need to talk to him before you decide to trust him or not.  The question would be why he was talking about her *** and in what context.  If he is flirting with this girl versus having a discussion where he is answering a question or helping her with a problem is a big difference.  If he is flirting then it is time to give him the boot.


On the island there are lots of trees and some creatures. \nAlso if you have a clue on how to get off the island that would be good.

Water is one of your most urgent needs in a survival situation. You can' t live long without it, especially in hot areas where you lose water rapidly through perspiration. Even in cold areas, you need a minimum of 2 liters of water each day to maintain efficiency. \n\nMore than three-fourths of your body is composed of fluids. Your body loses fluid as a result of heat, cold, stress, and exertion. To function effectively, you must replace the fluid your body loses. So, one of your first goals is to obtain an adequate supply of water.


In Jan. my period stayed on for 20 days and then stop, skipped Feb. and started again on Mar. 19th and is still on and its the 25th of April.  Its just a constant flow with a lot of blood clots, I usually have craamps really bad, but I haven't had any cramps. I am 20 and still a virgin (yes really) I am in college and I went to the campus doctor she did a pevlic exam and it came back as positive for BV (Bacterial Vaginosis)and (no its not a STD and u can't get it from sex I already said I am a virigin)Its just a build up of bacteria that they don't really know why it happens.  The Doctor said this is why my period want stop. all the info I found about BV says nothing about your period. The doctors on my campus have been know to be wrong so I really don't trust her.  I am going home to my regular doctor, but not till the semester ends and thats in two weeks. I would really like to know whats going on with me.  Please help!!!!!!!!

First off to the person below, she said she is a virgin and lets believe her on that.  If she said she wasn't a virgin then yes she could be pregnant and miscarrying, but we have NO REASON NOT TO BELIEVE HER!!!\nAs for the question.  Yes Doctors can be wrong!  I don't know if you are any form of birth control incase you decide to have sex or for other reasons, but sometimes Birth Control can do that.  Its a reaction and I went through that for a whole summer once and it was miserable so I know how you feel.  Sometimes certain kids of prescriptions can make you period keep coming back for long periods of times.  Finals are a few weeks away and I don't know your insurance sitution but I would go to a clinic down there and talk to them.  The worst thing is that if you don't have insurance you will get an office visit charge, but your health is more important then money!!!! Blood clotts are a form of cleaning out the body.  That can happenin with miscarriages, etc., but since you say you are a virgin then your body is cleaning something else out and I really think you should go to the clinic.  I personally would stay away from tampons until you see another Dr.  Good luck to you and Take Care.


For anyone applying to UK universities, masters courses, there are only a hanful no. of scholarships, most of them for research students.\nOthers are specifically for certain colleges ( can't apply if the college does not have your course ), some have age criteria ( to do a masters with those scholarships you have to be 25-35 yrs, so if you are 20/ 21 wait for a few years and then explain the gap!!???) And some have course criteria too. \nWhy can't there be better funding opportunities for students interested in taught masters courses?

Don't know why??? but then hey such is life or better still that's what it boils down to in capitalist countries!!! you have to search and research for the best opportunities available which would mean by the time you finally settle in you just might have missed those opportunities which would have be off benefits to you.\nAll I can say is welcome to the band wagon


I am 19 years old. My boyfriend is 24. We are going around since last 2 years.  parents are not happy with the idea of we getting together as there are lots of restrictions in our society. his family is cool. they are ready to come and talk to my parents but my dad is little agressive and so he does whatever he thinks is right. I dont want to run away from my home and do register marriage as that may affect my dad's reputation in the society but i can in noways leave my boyfriend and he loves me the same way. Is there any solution to this? shall i take some legal action without bothering about their sentiments related to me or shall i emotionally convince them n make them realize that my happiness lies in my love. please help me out of this dilemma.

Trust me at 19 you are gonna wish you had dated more, i was in a similar situation.  They guy and I dated for 4 or  rs although he was a good guy there was no motivation or goals I found out on my own and ended up leaving him for someone else. You have to ask what is your future with that person and is your family going o ever accept him?


1.I mean come on its a simple idea: I ask and you answer! \n2. I'm the one asking questions so dont leave a question or I'll...I'll uhhhhh

I can ask you a question in my answer if I want, okay?  Why are you such an ignorant idiot?


I would consider voting for him depending on what he was running for.

No, because just like Al Franken titled his book.... RUSH LIMBAUGH IS A BIG FAT IDIOT!!!!


How do you install a secondary hard drive whilst adding the memory of the current hard drive to the previous one? I need detailed instructions or a location on where to find the instructions on the internet.

Can it be done.. Yes.. Recommended.. NO..\n\nI'm assuming Windows XP.  If you want to do this, the second drive can be assigned to a mount point so it appears to be part of the first drive.  For details read:\n\nhttp://www.microsoft.com/resources/documentation/windows/xp/all/proddocs/en-us/dm_modify_access_path.mspx?mfr=true


united states, canada, hawaii for example

In most they are 500 dollars just to start out.... Then you do shows for 10 dollars a match...if your lucky....and even if you are lucky to make it to the big time you give your trainer anywhere between 10 to 35 percent once again if you lucky.....pro wrestling is one of the hardests things to get yourself envolved with....I had a good conversation with Vince WWE chairmen when he came to visit us in afghanistan....syco simps


it was ok , what else can i do to get justice on our part , he is running the streets , while my daughter has to stay indoors , because she fears what he will do next , he is BI polor


Billy Crystal. As long as he has been in show biz, i have admired the way he does not let hollywood affect him. He has been married to the same woman for 20 plus years, he keeps his family life private and he has not let the stardom change him as a down to earth guy. YOu have to admire someone like that becus there are so few.


Also known as Dotchin scale and is mainly used in traditional Chinese medical stores to weigh medicinal herbs.

The basic principle behind a Chinese steelyard balance is torque—or leverage, if you prefer.\n\nA symmetrical balance has the two weights equidistant from the point at which they are suspended (let’s call it the “fulcrum,” for simplicity’s sake):  when the weights are equal, the balance levels out.  But let’s say you’re trying to measure the weight of a two-pound object.  Then the balance will level out if you place a two pound weight equidistant from the fulcrum, or a one-pound weight half as far from the fulcrum, or a half-pound weight a quarter of the way from the fulcrum.\n\nThe steelyard balance puts the object to be wieghed at a specific distance from the fulcrum, then moves the known weight along the length of the opposite arm.  The ratio of the distances between the fulcrum gives the ratio of the two weights.\n\nThe link shows the best picture of one that I could find.\n\n\nRyan Wyatt\nRose Center for Earth & Space\nNew York, New York


i am a 18 yr old handicap and think t b in depression for many months but came t know of it lately,i have thought of suicide many times and even attempted once by drinkin poison but don know how i escaped it,everythin around is goin wrong,friends keep crackin jokes at me though they r quite good and considerate and even i am not feelin like studyin medicine which i completed 1 yr of total 51/2 yrs coz not confident of doin it i feel that i do not mean anythin t anybody and i am like a burden t everybody and i dont even have a girl friend while all my pals have and it pains me a lot,i cannot even confide t my parents coz theyll think i am just tryin t get their attention till this time i kept everythin in my heart but now i cannot anymor everyday b4 i go t sleep i lie down and think wat my lifes turning out t be and am cryin everyday i think of suicide everyday but fear if it fails again and my parents shud know abt it it wud b worse so i don know wat t do

Go see a therapist or Doctor to get some meds


Or do you have a serious problem? Or are you sad or upset? It helps to air it out. Here's your chance!

I would but i just listen to music for that, but thanks anyway


One advantage is the concept of chlorine residual.  When chlorine is added to the water at the treatment plant, it stays in the water until the very last house on the line.  As you can imagine, there are a lot of potential water contaminants that could occur in the pipes between the plant and the last house on the line.  Since there is a chlorine residual - or chlorine still in the water - those potential contaminants are taken care of.\nOzone only treats the water at the plant and there is no residual to clean any potential contamination.  Also, ozone can only be mixed on-site, whereas chlorine is easily transportable.


I need a specific clip for a promotional for my podcast and there is a specific set of dialogue. Anyone who is interested just email me and I'll send you the snippet so that you can record and email me back. Try to put some feeling in it! My favorite gets the "best answer"...


i think we can build a big huge wall around all the borders, and i know it will needs lot of worker to do it, but we can use all the illegals to do it, and then we can just throw then over the wall? and the labor will be very cheap ?

its a stupid idea like what the stupid Israeli did in the Palestine land.that will encourage violent  and other illegal ways.pleas don't encourage discrimination.what you calls it your land Had been the red Indians land thousand years ago.\nso stop your sally questions and your silly ideas


da da dada da da da dada da...etc...etc? Can some one help? I think it was a late nineties hit???

sorry no way in hell to know what that is, unless its the dada song


i have this math problem, that i will like some help with can someone help me please.\n\nThe measurements of a swimming pool are 32feeet by 18feet.How much fencing needed if the fence is to be built 7feet from each side of thethe pool.\n  can someone get back to me as soon as possible.Thank you very much

width of pool = 32\nwidth of fence therefore = 32 + 7 + 7 = 46\nlength of pool = 18\nlength of fence therefore = 18 + 7 + 7 = 32\n\nperimeter = 2(width) + 2(length)\np = 2(46) + 2(32)\np = 92 + 64\np = 156\n\n156 feet of fencing is needed.


i am a christian male age 38. i have meet a lot of woman who are unavailable. i live in Waxahachie,Texas area. God please send me a available woman

Stop wasting time on the internet looking for girls go out and meet some


Okay, I don't know many of the words, but bits and pieces of what I know are: (don't know if they're in order) "There was Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana..." and another part, "Her two kids in high school, tell her that she's uncool," and/or "preoccupied with 1985?"  If you recognize that song, could you help me out please?  Thank you!


My Grandma's one presription [she needs to take 7] that used to cost her $15.00 now costs here $160.00 and another one that used to be $69.00 cost her $404.00 this month.  That is more than her Social Security check!!\n\nThe new Medicare System that Senior Citizens need to sign up for by May 15th or be penalized is so confusing ....noone can understand it.\n\nThey mail out brochures that say....call Medicare or go to Medicare.org; stop in to see your pharmacist or to your Senior Citizen Center.\n\nWe have done all of the above & NOONE including, Medicare staff can fully explain the different choices that are offered.  Including 7 pharmacists and the Senior Center where they are telling Seniors to 'just sign up...and you can change it later.'\n\nI truly believe this is our government's way of causing our Seniors not to renew their prescriptions ...which will end their lives sooner & keep the government from helping sustain their lives.\n\nCan anyone help with the new Medicare system?

The whole program was just another big give away to the drug companies, they donate big bucks to Republicans in Congress. \nThis is in fact Organized crime in America. My pills cost $1 each, raw materials is 08 cents, transportation is 12 cents even at today's gas price that leaves 80 cents profit for the drug makers and sellers to split up. That is robbery. Drug Companies get a ten year patent and all other patents are two years. That is Republican organized crime in action.


It's not like the shows actually depict reality, so what is so good about them?

THANK YOU, I've been saying the same thing since I saw part of one of the first MTV's Real World.  You know all anybody has to do is step outside and, BAMM! Reality.


I cleaned the filter last week.  Each brushing and filter cycle gets a little better, but I think it is taking too long.

Also use a "defloculant" to clump the fine dirt togather so the filter will trap the dirt instead of just letting it pass back into the pool.  You should never have to clean your filter more than a few times a week.  Back washing more than that will really screw up your pool chemistry. \n\nThe defloculator is available from all pool and spa stores and will work wonders.  You will also get ti cleaned up faster if you cut your top water intakes back and have most of the water being sucked though the bottom drain.  I have very similar problems with my in ground pool because it's located around lots of pine and other trees.  once I use the deflocculator, I can also use a fine pool net to get alot of it out too.  Good Luck!


I have been talkin to this boy for four years. Everything was good. We were in love, at least that it was i thought. I finally end up getting pregnant five months ago, he tried to run at first, calling bitches, hoes and etc. Now he wants to come around Was he scared  at first or what?

I think he may have gotten scared, a baby is alot of reponsability, im sure he know's that and maybe he felt like he had to get something out of his system before settling down. However! be very carefull about letting him back into your life, you don't want to get hurt again but your baby does need a father. If his " calling hoes and bitches" is something you can get past this time i say give it another chance for the baby's sake at least but make it a point to tell him that this is it and either your gonna be a family or your not but you arent gonna out up with him cheating on you, you wouldn't be respecting yourself and he for sure wouldn't respect you if he did that! Good Luck:)


While they don't touch something red when for example they sing together something?

The expression "Piase kokkino" (touch red):- When two people say the same thing at the same time they immediately say "piase kokkino" to one another and both have to touch any red item they can close to hand, they must do this because Greeks believe that saying the same thing at the same time is a bad omen and that the two peoples will fight or argue if they don't touch something red.


I am 41, overweight, kind of dumpy, not too exciting, not very experianced, but my good points are that I am charming, and romantic, and honest and giving.  I am also creative and a fun person to be with. So would you be willing to go out with me.  I am a man by the way.

charm is one of the best 'attributes' that a man can have =)\nplus, you're honest, romantic, and giving\nwhat else could a woman want?\nage and look are not important these days\nso, if i'm not married, i would surely date you!\nbe more confident with yourself =)


Which colleges in california are the best if you want to major in journalism?

I went to San Francisco State University for a BA in journalism (class of 2004). I LOVED the program there. You can do newspaper, magazine or online. USC is supposedly great. Berkley is good, but they only have journalism as a grad program. Long Beach and Northridge are also considered good J-schools in CA.


Bush has been disappointing, I'm looking for the next REAL conserviative candidate for president. Reagan was the best, Are there any more out there?

There will never be another Reagan. Republicans are holding a political nuclear weapon in the brilliant and dynamic Condoleeza Rice. She would be the Democrat’s worst nightmare and it would bring a new and historic vibrancy to the Republican Party perhaps ushering in a new era. She is a figure that the whole country could rally behind, and the type of element I think you’re looking for in the ‘Ole Gipper’. Unfortunately, she has said that she will not run. This would be a travesty, because if her country wants her, she should set aside her personal desires and rise to the occasion.


Were they really hard, or did you find them easy? Are there any tips you can give a student whose going to take them next week? (Namely me??) \n\n*I'm taking the AP Physics B and Calc BC, but info on the other Phys and Calc exams would be helpful too!

KNOW YOUR RELATED RATES FOR CALC!! thats one thing that killed me and know your 2-D rotation around a line intergrals.


I will like to know whether Brazil will reach the final of the world 2006 in Germany and who will be enable to score the first goal. Which team will received the first red card during the world cup 2006

Brazil has a great team but even great teams have bad days. Although i'm a fan of Brazil I have a bad feeling that she won't make it to the Final. A team with good defense and good quarterattack can make the surprise!


Looking for an easy guide, something I can just fill in the blanks - nothing fancy - anything out there?

Innovateurs.com http://www.innovateurs.com/models.html has a simple business plan template that is free. Because it is free, it is limited than the paid versions like Palo Alto's Business Plan Pro product.\n\nHere are other resources that can help you write your business plan:\n\n- SBA Business Plan Basics http://www.sba.gov/starting_business/planning/basic.html\n- PowerHomeBiz.com Creating a Business Plan section http://www.powerhomebiz.com/startup/businessplan.htm\n- Entrepreneur.com Writing a Business Plan section http://www.entrepreneur.com/bizplan/0,7253,,00.html\n\nYou may also want to review some sample business plans to see how it actually looks like:\n\n- Bplans.com http://www.bplans.com/sp/businessplans.cfm\n- MOOT Corp Business Plan competition winners\nhttp://www.businessplans.org/businessplans.html\n- VFinance - View hundreds of real business plans in pdf format. http://www.vfinance.com/home.asp?bps=1&ToolPage=bps_main.asp\n- Business Owners Toolkit Sample business plans and information on how to create a plan. http://www.toolkit.cch.com/tools/buspln_m.asp\n- PlanWare Planning software and information. http://www.planware.org/\n- Virtual Business Plan Walk through the design of a business plan. http://www.bizplanit.com/vplan.html \n-SBA Business Planning Guide http://www.sba.gov/starting_business/planning/basic.html\n- Small Business Advancement Center http://www.sbaer.uca.edu/business_plan/businessPlan.pdf\n- Sample Business Plan General planning guide created by the Canadian Business Service Center. http://www.cbsc.org/servlet/ContentServer?pagename=CBSC_FE/display&c=GuideFactSheet&cid\n- Business Plans Index - A subject guide to sample business plans and profiles for specific business types from Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh. http://216.183.184.20/subject/business/bplansindex.html\n-\nSome recommended books are :\n\n- Business Plans Kit for Dummies \n- The Complete Book of Business Plans : Simple Steps to Writing a Powerful Business Plan \n- Writing Business Plans That Get Results : A Step-By-Step Guide \n- Business Plans For Dummies® \n- Your First Business Plan : A Simple Question and Answer Format Designed to Help You Write Your Own Plan \n\nHope that the above resources help


mine is probably phi or the permissivity of free space.

Definitely the Weinberg angle.\nThe Weinberg angle or weak mixing angle is a parameter in the Abdus-Salam theory of the electroweak force. It gives a relationship between the W- and Z-masses, as well as the ratio of Z-Boson mediated interaction which behaves like a photon, i.e. its mixing


I don't know what I want to do with my life. I'm married and I'm 3 weeks away from having a baby, so right now there's not much college I can do, but I really wish I had some type of interest. I got nothing. My husband has got it together, and I don't want to be stuck at a f/t job when I can be doing what I love.... but I don't even know what I love to do!!

go to a local college and ask to talk with a career counselor or advising and testing. they have aptitude tests that help you learn about what areas you are interested in, and they have personality tests like Myers-Briggs to also help you.\n\nPlus you can browse online to the department of labors occupational outlook handbook, which lists information about a wide number of careers.


I have posted a few questions on this site and have been given some really great advice, that I believe to be from people who are generally trying to be helpful. I wanted to thank you all for the time and effort you have put into your responses. It’s nice to know that though we may all be total strangers to one another, there is still the basic instinct of compassion among us.\n\nThank you (all), and keep the friendly advice flowing…

How nice of you to thank everyone for answering your questions.  That shows a lot of character.  I don't know if I answered any of your questions, but thank you for being so appreciative.  I'm sure everyone here would say "You're Welcome."


A kind hearted person these days is considered a timid person. On the contrary, a selfish person earning money left and right by all means and enjoying life in today's open society is admired and gets more friends.

A kind hearted person is one who has Love in their heart for others. You are compassionate toward others. You show respect to others.  A selfesh person is one that wants it all to themself. they are greedy and do not share.


My son can not read and he is graduating this year.How is that so? I have fought with school district over and over.Also retained advocate. There is suppose to be a so called thing that says NO CHILD SHALL BE LEFT BEHIND! SO what happened to mine? I tried all the right things. Iep meetings out the ying yang, child and parent advocates. You name it I"ve been there and done it.So how is it he graduated?

Many schools do not have in place the best methods for teaching reading. Also, I learned in class the other day that if a child has made it to high school without learning how to read, then it takes 2-4 hours of intensive reading instruction for them to learn. What high school in this country devotes 2-4 hours a day to help kids learn to read? \n\nI read in another answer that students aren't allowed past 1st grade without learning how to read. Well how many times are you going to hold a student back? If the teacher's instruction does not match the learning needs of the student, it can be difficult for that student to learn the necessary skills. Many teachers teach one way, and one way only. Students have a variety of learning needs and not all will benefit from the chosen teaching methods. I highly doubt that a child who hasn't learned to read by first grade would be held back until he/she learns to read- that would cause a lot of social and emotional damage.\n\nI am sad for the mother and her son in this situation and know that they are not alone. A good suggestion was made to seek out an adult literacy program to help your son. It will not erase the pain of knowing that he should have learned to read in school, but it will help for the future. Good luck.


anything unusual, intresting or any uncommon knowledge about the endocrine system

endocrine glands dump hormones and proteins directly into the bloodstream.  They have a large bloodflow to them, so they can release their products into that blood stream.  Endocrine glands are responsible for a majority of the homeostasis of the body.  look on wikipedia.org for more info.


A father and son were on a trip to the mountains. By accident the father and son fell off the cliff. The father died at point due to serious injuries. The son was taken to the hospital for further treatment. The doctor at the hospital refused to treat the boy saying "He's my son"...?\n\nHow can that be?

the doctor is the mother....simple as that :)


lyrics can be found at http://www.bobdylan.com/songs/guards.html

Lyrically, this song has provoked much critical insight, both positive and negative. According to Oliver Trager, "Changing of the Guards" has been criticized as a "song in which Dylan unsuccessfully and cynically parodies his anthemic self in haunting fashion..." But many have found much depth and meaning in the song's lyrics. Michael Gray sees this song as a thorough description of Dylan's journey, from the beginning of his musical career, about sixteen years prior (the opening line is "Sixteen years"), through his marriage and divorce with Sara Dylan, up to his soon-to-be-announced conversion to Christianity. Indeed, much religious and biblical imagery is readily apparent in this work, especially apocalyptic imagery (not new ground for Dylan). Dylan once commented: "It means something different every time I sing it. 'Changing of the Guards' is a thousand years old'". However, even the song's critical supporters admit that there is a good amount of opacity in this song's lyrics: "Like much in 'Changing of the Guards,' the intended meaning of this passage is opaque..."


Please include sources or accreditation. Thank you.


Since I don't get any more answers I guess they're asking me to say goodbye.\nbut it was fun to be with you guys I really enjoyed it.\nlet me say goodbye with this song that is in the beatles realism album Sargent's Pepper lonley hearts club band.\nwhich is also the title of the song which I say goodbye.\n\nPS\nonce again excuse my spelling

This is one of the saddest days of my\nlife, realizing that such a well meaning\nquestioner is leaving us.  The ripple\neffect of this loss will be felt by all\nthe 10s of thousands in the community.  It\nhas been such a close fellowship and the\ntragic loss will be a severe blow.  And\nif it will make you feel better, I appreciate\nyour thanks for any support I did or did not\ngive.


Spouse has visa application in and we're trying to find out if assets will be allowed to be transferred to USA from UK.

I don't think there is a limit. If it is over $10,000 you will need to report it to the governement.


i forgot to write it in my other question lol its for my project.

The 1960's music was probably the biggest Renaissance in music ever. The 60's genre generally covers the period from 1963 to 1969. The Beatles started the revolution with the release of 'Love Me Do' in October 1962. Suddenly we had a record written by the performers, which was unusual in those days, and different from anything else. Prior to that we had Rock and Roll which was mainly a collection of upbeat 12 bar songs often written and performed by black singers, Little Richard and Chuck Berry for example. A big influence was Buddy Holly who was killed in a plane crash on 3rd February 1959 (The Day the Music Died). The US government was so worried by this and the effect on teenagers, that it forced many record companies to stop producing this type of music and replace it with 'schmaltz', songs by such as Bobby Darin, Bobby Vee, Fabian and so on and the Twist craze, Chubby Checker etc. This was meant to calm US teenagers down. When the Beatles exploded so did music. Most came from England with the 'Mersey Sound', a collection of artistes and groups from Liverpool, The Beatles, Gerry and the Pacemakers and The Searchers being the main ones. Then came the Manchester Sound with Herman's Hermits, The Hollies, Freddie and the Dreamers and so on. London produced The Dave Clark Five and The Rolling Stones, Newcastle The Animals and Birmingham The Moody Blues, The Move and The Electric Light Orchestra. Add to that Cliff Richard and The Shadows, Tom Jones and Englebert Humperdinck, Dusty Springfield, Sandy Shaw, Eric Clapton and dozens of others and you had the new exciting music scene that the 60's brought. Most were self contained groups, the usual line up comprising or drums, bass guitar, lead guitar, rhythm guitar or organ/piano and a singer, unless the musicians sang. Almost overnight interest in existing artistes diminished. A few survived, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley etc and in the US The Beach Boys became the biggest act with The Four Seasons close behind but, by and large the new order took over. As the 60's progressed so did music, very rapidly. In the early part of the decade songs were relatively simple, boy meets girl, true love, me and you and so on but by 1967 The Beatles had produced Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, possibly the greatest album ever with much more complex music and which featured orchestral music, Indian instruments and even animal sounds. In 1967 we had the Summer of Love and fashions changed from Italian style suits with narrow trousers preferred by the boys and wide petticoat skirts for the girls with brightly coloured clothes and flared trousers, Girls wore tight mini skirts. Carnaby Street in London became the 60's fashion centre of the world. Naturally such good music could not last forever and soon the major record companies and money men took over and commercialism became more important. As the 70's dawned the good, raunchy and musicly excellent songs of the 60's gave way to glam rock and bubble gum music and has deteriorated ever since. Just look at the trashy drivel we have had since ... punk, rap, heavy metal. Need I go on?\n\nAs to the second part, how they got together. Well most were groups of friends with common interests in music. Most bought cheap instruments and learned how to play. Surprisingly there were some good singers amongst them and many flourished. In those days all music was 'live'. There were no pre-recorded backing tracks or tapes or miming and the musicians performed before audiences in youth clubs and coffee bars. The good ones progressed and bought better quality instruments and the best ones were picked up by the record companies. Men such as Brian Epstein, Mickey Most, Val Parnell and so on scoured England for new acts, signing up the best for their 'stables'. Almost every street had a 'group' of some sort. Many of the groups were ripped off by their agents who pocketed most o


Should other countries send humanitarian aid when it will most likely be divereted to weapons?\n\nWhy don't other middle eastern countries help with the needs of the people?

Ya, let's feed them so their "government" can focus on the important task of sending teenage suicide bombers into pizza parlors.


i'm doing a paper comparing Fried Green Tomatoes (the movie) and Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe (the book). any information would be greatly appreciated!!! and did it win any awards?

Off the top of my head I would say the biggest difference between the two was that in the book it's obvious that Idgie and Ruth (Mary Stuart Masterson and Mary Louise Parker) are a couple.  In the movie they sort of gloss over that fact, as if lesbianism was inappropriate, but cannibalism was okay!


is it by God or only human thing? if by God why they are afraid? now i have a doubt...

Truth that the devil does not want you to know.  \nJoh 12:40  He (the devil) hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I (Jesus)  should heal them.


Its been a constant rumor on the second part for the inferno saga and little is known so far; 13 Episodes for the Chapter Sactuary and 6 more to complete the first part of Chapter Inferno, but, what else, whats next, does anybody know?

all I know is that both Cartoon network and ytv dropped that show. so don't exspect a come back of that show any time soon. As to the OVA. no clue.


NO!! where'd u hear that from. if he did half of the indian women would prolly commit suicide. and its "does srk HAVE cancer" not "has".


Heads of two police officials were found thursday dumped in front of a Government building in Mexico.   They were kidnaped and slain by Mexican drug gangs operating on the smuggling routes into the USA.   There was a sign attached to the heads, "So that you learn respect".   The good, hard working Mexican is a minority compared with the Mexican criminal who is coming across our borders illegally.   CLOSE THE BORDERS AND SEND THEM BACK!

man your mind could not be less empty, wanna check on an american who killed a 10 year old girl then raped her and then cut her in pieces to eat her...this guy was not a mexican he was an all american boy.\nthere is bad people everywhere in every country, grow up.\nwhere are you sending all the trash in america??\nsure zeepoge what country did send you here??\nthey should be banned for the trash of you


even though i have calculator i dont know what to type in it or how to figure it out

http://www.nist.gov/dads/HTML/squareRoot.html\nhttp://www.math.com/students/calculators/source/square-root.htm\n\nI hope it will help


Last night I drank a whole paychecks' worth of dry gin. I still feel the hangover right now, is this normal in any way?

Yep, in the future either do not drink or drink a minimum of 4 liters of water prior to going out drinking. Then just before drinking take 400mg of ibuprophen. Continue to drink water throughout the night. Then when you get home or just before you pass out drink another 8 ounces (240 mL). I have never had a hangover using this method.


he's wife died 2yr.ago and we live 250 miles apart ,we see each other on weekened . i feel a little gealous when i hear\nhim refer to her as my wife .but not when the kids talk about there mother .

There is no way in Hell it will ever work out.


Did anyone else here about the Rocket sent toward the moon supposed to hit in 09 and is making a huge hole so they can look for water?\nWTF! SHOOT MORE THEN 1 KILL THE MOONENITES

Yes I did.\n We have built this multi billion dollar rocket so we can crash it into the moon.\n And,yes, they are looking for the presence of water or at least evidence that water was once present.\n A big idea now in the science world,by the belief that all life here started in the seas, that if there is water there might be life. Or if there WAS water there might have been life at one time.\n This is just another way for the government to waste tax dollars. Plus it gives these scientist a paycheck. They have run out of theories on how the dinosaurs may have looked. And who built Stonehinge. So this water/life study has opened up a whole new avenue for them to collect research grants.\n But between you and me...It really is to search for underground alian spaceports that may be on/in the moon.


1 operates at 100 Mbps  \n2 typically used for backbone cabling  \n3 requires shielded twisted-pair cabling \n4 can be implemented over copper and fiber  \n5 primarily used between workstations option \n\nCHOOSE BEST 2

Study next time and don't ask us to do your homework/test for you.


Since we are told you can track the kind of uranium used to make a bomb, assume one goes off in an American city killing 100,000's of thousands of people.  The scientist say it came from Iran; al queda takes credit for the delivery, and now what do you do?

I cant beleive all these sickos that wish death on america.


im doing a servey on how many people would be willing to drop a pill or powder in there gas tank at each fill up if they could receive 5-10 more mpg this is a bio product

If I really could get 5-10 more mpg I would.  But I would be suspicious that it was a scam.


A lot of SWAT tactics are based off MOUT.  MOUT is excellent training because it teaches you how to clear buildings in all sorts of situations, including breaching.  MOUT also shows how to satellite patrol and be able to conduct security in urban areas whereas SWAT bunches up and barges in a lot, and is definitely not suited to conduct defensive or security measures in urban areas.


I would like anyone who claims to have experienced Christ Consciousness to describe it to me so I can sure they have in fact experienced it. Please don't quote the Bible  - quoting the Bible is not experiencing Christ Consciousness. Pls do not plagiarize. I am not at all interested in any reliance on so-called 'sacred texts'. Nor am I at all interested in Doctrine, no matter how lofty its source.Nor am I interested in your Religious orientation. Thank you for your submissions.I will be sending a prize to the winner of best answer.

Christ consciousness is knowing and experiencing Christ in your life.\n\nknowing Christ simply means you acknowledge Christ's existence and role in your life, depending on how you see Him. Some people consider Christ as their brother, friend, or best friend.\n\nexperiencing Christ means you get to know Him through people who had known & experienced Christ in others. it means you experience unconditional love through people who will support you & love you for who you are, helping you become a better person spiritually, mentally, and in other aspects imaginable.\n\ni myself had experienced Christ consciousness. i have joined a religious group, and i can say i have known Christ more than my religion subjects had taught me in my schooling years.\n\ni was made aware that our mission in life is to share to others that God loves them. as i have witnessed, lives are changed by people who value this mission. they acted, helped out people & proclaimed God's love to other people, as simple as that.\n\nhomeless people are helped. homes are built for them, and they were taught how to make a living.\n\nprodigal sons' lives are made better.\n\ni know i am among these people who will be forever thankful for people who made me know that God loves me.


I love every single person that has made my life what it is today from my parents, best friends to my boyfriend!


I keep having these dreams, each one unique to the other where I end up caring for a baby. Sometimes the baby is mine, sometimes I just end up being the one to take care of the child.  The way I always aquire the child is always unnatural, unrealistic and just plain wierd.  The strangest part is that when I wake up I feel this ache inside of me as if I miss my baby, as if the dream felt so real and now I feel like I'm missing something.  What does all of this mean?

Maybe the baby represents some 'baby' that you want or already have. Such as a book you want to write or a work-project that you are working on and you feel anxiety at the responsibility of taking care of this 'baby' but at the same time you are actively seeking the challenge so have mixed feelings about taking on a new responsibility in your life?


I need to shoot a short film which I've witten to be used as demo-reel to get agency representation. I'm using non-union actors as well as some support from friends but I still need some cash ($6,000)to get addittional elements very important in order to achieve the quality it needs.

I am as well, shooting a movie, my first one, and I can give you some tips ive learned.\n\n-Need Cash?  Parents, Grandparents, Friends can donate!  Sell the idea too them, you would be suprised what you might get.\n   -Bake sales (No Joke, you can make some cash)\n   -Dont use credit cards...\n   -If your a college student, college loans are an option (I would talk to an accountant before doing that)\n   -Bottles and cans\n   -Pawning items (works in a pitch, Im selling my Baseball Collection :-( \n   -Look for Items around you (friends and family again, cameras, lights, mics, wordrobe, whatever)\n   -Work job and film on days off (will take a while, but you can fund yourself with the cash)\n   -Pray most of cast and crew can donate their time, or work for lesser cash.\n   -And Good Luck helps too.\n\nWell, thats as much as I can help.  Good luck my friend, and I hope the film turns out well!


It's itty bitty blister patches on my hands and feet..

Antihistamines are not used to treat eczema, but topical steroids are. Usually I moisturize to stave off my eczema (usually it's just atopical dermatitis). But when it gets to the point where it does blister and peel, I get a steroid cream from my dermatologist. The steroid cream quells the inflammation by suppressing local immune response which will stop the flare up. Moisturizing only relieves some of the discomfort.


The USD has decressed termendisly in the past few years. Other countries are catching up fast, and soon the dollar with be worthless.\nwhat are some steps that American Citizens (not government) can do, to bring up the value of the dollar.\nI pick choose the best answer, one that is realistic, and detailed, then I will get it signed by people in my neighborhood and send it to the white house. You also get 10 points for the best answer.\nyou can do the same in your neighborhoods. But for now I am intrested in ways the American people can help.\nthanks in advance for answering this question.

The value of the dollar is directly related to the amount of debt our government carries. As an example:\nin 1999 when we were paying down our debt $1US=.618 British pound\ntoday, with our massive debt $1US=0.5483 British pound\n\nThe higher our national debt goes, the less our money, backed by the US government, is worth to the world.


It's Orff's Carmina Burana.  Here's a link to one of the many recordings available.


Does the share price fall on the day after the dividend is payed?

In the very short run it falls the day it is ex-dividend; the day you gain the right to the dividend; not when paid. Not a permanent loss - can regain same day. In utilities & reits & other high yielding investments you notice the impact. In companies like GE (only .25/sh/qtr) gets lost in the noise. Had 1 go ex today & had a real impact.


If not than how and why can celestial bodies move. For motion to occur there has to exist a space pressure that cause time and processes to change.Is that space pressure existing because the Universe having constrains?There must be some substance to space.

There is no "outskirt" to the universe-Each point is the center, just as every point on the surface of a sphere is a center.  One of the primary engines of motion is gravity, which is a warping of space/time.  There is a "thing" we call space/time, which has certain properties, but not necessarily substance (as mass, for example).  According to current theory, at the sub-quantum level, there is a bubbling of space/time in which energy is created and destroyed, but it exactly evens out-the "zero-point" energy.  So, yes, there is a thing called space-time which allows things to exist, but no, there is no outskirts of the universe.


does it have something to do with "american exceptionalism" that the united states can't leave war and racism behind and join a civilized community of nations?

Because we have the "I forgot where I came from," disease.I'm not one of them, I fight intolerance every day!


why do they glare at me all the time what is the point...i just want to live a peaceful life without stupid evils?

unfortunitly we live in a society where people judge before they get to know anything about a person. Depending on your looks you might get stared at,.. I know the feeling,.. i am Latin,.. thus i have a certain look that makes me seem tough,.. i am the nicest person you can come accross,but because of that i come accross to people as someone with an attitude... I have learned to just brush it off,.. although when people always assume you have an attitude its hard to just brush it off,.. \n\ni dont know what to tell you,.. all i can say is that i know how you are feeling,.. just ignore it,..


I like rock and roll, country....just about any kind of music, but not into "rap".

Try Michael Buble, Sarah McLachlan, Marc Cohn, Dave Matthews Band... I like soundtracks too, they always have good music, even if it is orchestral. You can never go wrong with classics like Van Morrison, and the Ventures are cool too. Good luck!


I am looking for an original joke of the format "What is the difference between XXX and YYY?".  See examples below for the type of joke I am looking for.  Please, no spoonerisms or other types of jokes.  The joke MUST fit the format of the examples.\n\nWhat is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?\nOne is a scum-sucking bottom-feeder and the other lives in the ocean.\n\nWhat is the difference between George Bush and a donkey?\nOne is an obnoxious stubborn ass and the other is a type of pack animal.\n\n(I can't believe Yahoo censors the word A$$.)

What is the difference between Yahoo!Answers and Celebrity Jeopardy?\n\nOne features a panel of over-hyped, self-absorbed people who are unable to follow directions to answer a simple question, and the other is hosted by Alex Trebec.


I want to quit using meth, but I will lose my job. I can't afford the down time.

No, Aderall and Ritalin cannot be used for meth withdrawls.  They're amphetamine based drugs so to prescribe them is compounding the problem.  \n\nCheck your local listings for drug treatment centers and see if they have an outpatient treatment program.  They'd be the best people to tell you if there are any drugs that can be prescribed for withdrawls.\n\nAlso, check your local Alcoholics Anonymous, Narcotics Anonymous or Cocaine Anonymous chapters for meetings and get yourself to one pronto.  They're the best people and there are many online meetings if you don't choose to go to one in person.\n\nIf you need to, feel free to email me with any recovery related questions and I'll point you in the right direction.  My email is the same as the Yahoo ID I'm using here.


Alot of my friends are Indian and Middle Eastern. And they're all alot hairier than my white or hispanic or asian friends. What's the evolutionary purpose?

The darker your pigmentation, the thicker and darker your hair is going to be. It`s a genetic trait. Most people have the same amount of hair.\nA very light colored blond will have just at much hair, but it is much much thinner and lighter so not nearly as obvious.


i need someone that has helped change the enviroment, but in this case someone who has saved ocean animals or has maked sure no one is dumping trash and oil in the ocean, or someone who has saved ocean animals but i am really looking for a dolphin or shark. i need a specific person.

JAcques Cousteau has done a lot to educate the world regarding the ocean.  And he started it many years ago.


When the Temple in Jerusalem existed, the priests wore specially made garments of white linen during the service.  The High Priest wore  more elaborate attire.  They wore their normal clothes at other times.\n\nNowadays, as there is no Temple, the priests do not have any special attire.


I will be going out on a date the next week with a guy i really love and i know that on that night he will pop the inevitable question regarding marriage.I am getting a lil confused as i wanna look my best that night.Any suggestions there?

Wear his favorite color, or something that he has complimented you on when you wore it. That way he will be more likely to remember the event with vivid detail. I know that sounds horrible to say that he won't remember... but trust me. Guys don't relish the details like we do...lol


I'm not looking for a Mormon-bashing book, or a book written by a Mormon (such as "Mormonism for Dummies" and "An Idiot's Guide to Mormonism," both of which are written by Mormons) because certain things can be purposefully left out or worded a certain way.  I'm just looking for an unbiased neutral book that explains the customs, etc., and it's origins.  Any helps?

Check out this website:\n\nhttp://www.religioustolerance.org\n\nIt is full of unbiased information on a whole lot of different religions.


I guess so, you can simply tell it by the way how kids doing your homeworks these days, they don't even study "spelling" anymore!


I'd like opinions.  This is a 12 team mixed 5X5 h2h that isn't playing as well as I thought it would. What are the strengths and weaknesses of this team.  \n\nC-Johjima\n1B-Teixiera\n2B Weeks\n3B-A. Ramirez\nSS-Peralta\nOF-Sizemore\nOF-Granderson\nOF-Gomes\nUtil-R. Howard\nBn-Preston Wilson\nSP-Peavy\nSP-Felix Hernandez\nSP-Chris Young\nSP-Lackey\nSP-Bedard\nSP-K. Escobar\nRP-F. Liriano\nRP-Papelbon\nRP-Valverde\nRP-M.Gonzalez\nRP-H. Street\n\nAny weaknesses?  Anybody who should Go?

I disagree if anything you can afford to trade speed.  Weeks, Granderson and Sizemore are all SB threats.  You could move one for some power, or drop Wilson for a more productive OF. Maybe trade Howard for a more experienced bat as well. I love your pitching.  Don't think I'd drop anybody when Liriano finally moves into rotation.


i have a presario s4020wm and it comes with a 128mb ddr266, pc2100, 184pin, DIMMs, 2.5v, CL=2.5, (non-ecc) can i put a (Reg-ecc) in it or does it have to be (non-ecc)?

You can use it, but the ECC capability will be disabled.


I'm enlisted in the Army and currently deployed (Operation Iraqi Freedom) but my time for re-enlistment is now open and I would like to go back home and be a civilian once again and become an Air Traffic Controller. Now I'm aware that to become and Air Traffic Controller you need a Bachelor degre and some experience or a combination of both and what I wanted to know is if you enlist for the Army Reserves and become a MOS 15Q Air Traffic Controller what else do you need  to be consider in this field and be able to work for the FAA? \n\nAre my chances any better to get in this field?\n\nAny Prior Service with MOS 15Q out there that could help me out?

Qualifications used to be 3 years work experience and no bachelors degree were necessary.\n\nAs a military controoler, you should have the ability to direct-hire into the FAA without much hassle.\n\nDo your homework.  The FAA is embarking on a hiring binge.  They want to hire roughly 600-650 new people each year.  If you have prior work experience, you can be sure you will be noticed.\n\nLook into the NATCA web page for employment opportunities.  They can be more help than I.\n\nATCS at Cleveland Center ARTCC


But I also have a good personality, which is more important to you and why?

personality takes first priority. it's said that first impressions are lasting impressions. this would be true if you've only seen or met the person once, but you have to get to know the person to understand who they are and why they are the way they are rather than just looking at them, as their reasons may surprise you. you could be a victoria secret angel as far as appearance, but if you have a problem respecting other people, how can they respect you.\n\nfirst impressions will always seem promising at first, but the relationship will be short lived if you cannot first learn to understand and cooperate with each other.


Everyone I know, goes away, in the end!!!

HURT - nine inch nails\n\nI hurt myself today\nTo see if I still feel\nI focus on the pain\nThe only thing that's real\nThe needle tears a hole\nThe old familiar sting\nTry to kill it all away\nBut I remember everything\n\nWHAT HAVE I BECOME?\nMY SWEETEST FRIEND\nEVERYONE I KNOW\nGOES AWAY IN THE END\nYou could have it all\nMy empire of dirt\nI will let you down\nI will make you hurt\n\nI wear this crown of shit\nUpon my liar's chair\nFull of broken thoughts\nI cannot repair\nBeneath the stains of time\nThe feelings disappear\nYou are someone else\nI am still right here\n\nWhat have I become?\nMy sweetest friend\nEveryone I know\nGoes away in the end\n\nYou could have it all\nMy empire of dirt\nI will let you down\nI will make you hurt\nIf I could start again\nA million miles away\nI would keep myself\nI would find a way


the cylinder, diameter D' (D' less than D), what is the formula for the volume removed by the drill.

Volume = pi * r^2 * h\n\nr is 1/2 the radius of the drilled hole = (D'/2)\nh is equivalent to the diameter of the original cylinder = D


Which would you choose to be or be with, someone who's cool or someone who's kind?

To be with the people who really KIND. Cool is nothing.


So with all the media attention on these protests.... when will the real taxpayers get a voice? I mean, its crazy if u think about it. Milions of people who dont even have the right to be standing on our soil are telling our lawmakers what to do. I say we deport every last 1 of em, set up military posts every 5 feet of our border and keep america safe. the writers of the constitution of this reat country NEVER intended for this to happen. Sure we were started by immigrants.... legal ones!

So, the immigrants that started the United States were legal, eh?  Guess again.  The British government declared many of their actions illegal.  Since they were British citizens. this makes them illegal as well.  Also, if we deport all of the illegal immigrants, how do you think our economy will fare?  Do you really think that citizens will take the jobs that the illegal aliens have?  There is no way.  Also, almost all, if not all of the people participating in the petitions were naturalized citizens.


My friend wrote this awesome poem, so read it:\n\nemo is pain\nemo is passion\nemo is suffering\nemo is misunderstanding\nemo is depression\nemo is hate\nemo is hardship\nemo is emotion\nemo is sad\nemo is tears\nemo is razors\nemo is blood\nBut most of all\nemo is gay\n\n[(Haha, it's a joke, so don't freak out!)\nIt's hilarious.\nDon't you agree?\nYou'd better.]

it is pretty funny...but i dont really like emo\ni like u tho :)


i cannot see the pop-up blocker in tools menu tab

If you mean in IE, then you have to have XP Service Pack 2.


I can to ollies well; but i can't get kickflips down-pat.Any tips?---Does any1 know anything about Bam's new show?

Make sure to push your front foot off the board all the way; simialar to a bronco, but between the nose and the side of the board. this will also get your kflips higher


I see glowing things move around me. When I talk about it to my friends or seek help from my family, they just laugh at me. Please someone help.

You see their oras.  You should get a crystal ball and start making some money.


I would like to change the cursor so that it will not automatically change pages, links, etc. without me double clicking. This is VERY annoying. Have gone into control panel/printers&hardware/mouse. Can't see anything that would change this. Any help? Greatly appreciated. Thanks

you can go to your mouse and look in there, you can also try control panel, folder options and check on double click to open  an item.


alpha and omega refer to the beginning and the end the Lord says that He is the Alpha and the Omega signifying that He is the beginning and the end


How many races of humans have you personally observed in your lifetime? Please do not include any that you have seen only in photos, TV, or the movies.

Where are you from? An alien? I am not in a lab to observe people. By thy way, I listen to "Don't think twice, It´s all right" by Bob Dylan.


Im about... well let's say five foot is too much, Im athletic my last girl (5,7) liked me for my personality and b-ball skills(Im SERIOUS!)

Most girls don't want to date a guy shorter then her. So I guess your best bet is to find a girl shorter then you.


Because they have a small...starts with "p" and ends with enis.


I know basic java. A bit of networking in java and multi threading in java. Recruiting companies are expected soon in my college and I want to improve java skills so that I have a better chance of getting a job.

:: HOW TO LEARN JAVA ::\n\n1. Download java at http://java.sun.com.\n2. Bookmark the javadocs api: http://java.sun.com/j2se/1.5.0/docs/api/index.html\n3. Go to http://www.javaranch.com and do the cattle roundup 3 times a day.\n4. Also on javaranch, start doing every lesson in order on the Cattle Drive pages.\n\nOnce you've gotten the basics down, kick it into higher gear:\n1. Make up a command line application to write (a game, such as mindsweeper, or the ubiquitous bank account app).\n2. Set a deadline (like one week)\n3. Show it off to your friends and family.\n4. Most importantly: teach them how you did it.


Famous, dead(...and you magically awake them), or just a normal being?

I would love to meet Johnny Depp!!! He is such an amazing actor!!!


esterification of the palm oil is necessary

Can you give more info?  There seems to be much info on making fuels by this method, but nothing on quenching.


SOME ONE SAID THAT IT IS ONLY FOR 25-30 YEARS BEFORE YOU GET OUT FOR A LIFE SENTENCE.

it's a life sentence so you'll stay in jail for LIFE.


I do not have any camera and cannot afford one - retired on\nlow income level - can I put a picture onto e-mail or the web without a digital camera? Will a 'throw-away' camera work?

you can get a scanner (dont think there expensive)


i work in day shifts in a bpo and really tired of my problem of feeling sleepy wat should i do to avoid this

hey u can cut down ur workin hours and i suggest u to take ur diet properly without fat and if u still have some probs then let me know at sincere_abhi@yahoo.com (am a doctor)


But the sympthoums of herpes by some one u have this STD. Only serious answer. thanks

Okay well for me I had pain when I went to the restroom.It started off with a small hair like bump in my private area.I guess these are all symptoms because when I went to bath myself it hurt like burned.Then like a day or two later there were several more bumps larger than the ones that I had already seen.


I have been through way too many scams with work from home businesses, but it is very important to me to find one that works. I'm in pending with Alpine Access customer service, but that's not coming in fast enough for me. I have exceptional data entry skills and lots of experience in customer service/clerical work. Does anyone know of a program I could start today that is legitimate (I will check the BBB) and has no startup fee, or is guaranteed to pay me back a start up fee (of less than $10) today? I've been through plenty of scams so I can spot them from a mile away, don't waste your time replying if you're a scammer. Thanks everyone!

Send me an email to make some money with no investment.  I'll show you what I am doing and it works.  Also, I did a few of these in the past....but what I am making now does not compare to these.


For about a week I have had the symptoms of a bladder infection frequent urination, but it is not constant. They come and last about an hour. This happens about 2 times a day. Now I have a constant pain in the lower right side of my back. It kinda feels like the cramp you get from drinking a lot then running, but in my lower right back. Should I go to the Doctor today or wait until I can get an appointment(about a week). Also what could it be?

You should make an appointment but then go sooner if you develop worsening pain, fever, or develop new symptoms. this still could be a bladder infection but with the lowback pain i would also consider pyelonephritis (kidney infection). there are a variety of other things that could be causing these symptoms but those would be the most common and likely.


since I have lived so long in India, I would like to get an Indian Passport, dual citizenship or citizenship

HONEY YOU KINDA LATE AREN'T YOU DEAR 3 DECADES YOU ARE IN INDIA WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAY THERE UNLESS WE CAN GET MARREID HA HA HA HA PRICE TO FIX YOUR PAPERS IS HIGH???? BUT IF YOUR NOT YO UGLY WE COULD LIVE HAPPY EVER AFTER.... CAN YOU WORK FARM WORK???? E-MAIL ME AND LETS CHAT MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU'LL NEVER NOW ....MS.RACHEL HOW OLD ARE YOU ASL I HAVE MANY FRIENDS IN INDIA CALCUTTA  I DO CHAT IN ROOM 1 2 3 THERE AT TIMES ON YAHOO CHAT OR IM ME UNDER MY ID


BITE ME.  We are taking our contry back.

I personally want to tell them to go home.  They have said something about it being a war.  I say bring it on!  They keep forgetting that all us "stupid rednecks" grew up hunting and most of us have an arsenal at home.  Try to take over our country and we'll show you why we won the American Revolution!


Do guys or men prefer a girl that is really fit or a girl that has no gut and is nice looking but not toned? What it is that men or guys prefer overall on body looks???

well being a guy my self, looks are really not that inportant to me, it is what is on the inside thats counts the most! thats is where you really shine, and look your best!