DBA, Sellers Permit, how about Federal Tax & State Tax Ids???\nwith all this I can sell laptops I get from (Future Shop) with no hassel?

If you are going to sell things, I would suggest that you form a corporation.  FOr this, you need to incorporate in the state of your choice, likely where you live.  You then need a Federal Employer Identification Number (which is the FEIN - you get that online through www.irs.gov).  With that, you can get a state tax identification number if your state requires it.  Most states do.  Go to your state taxing authority's website.  You will also have to apply for a sales tax identification number so you don't pay sales tax when you buy your laptops and so that you can withhold and pay sales tax when you sell your lap tops.\n\nYou will need to register for workers compensation with the state authority if you have employees and also unmeployment compensation authority if you have employees. \n\nLocally, you may need to register your business and obtain whatever local licenses you need to operate.  If you have a retail store, you will have to be sure that you are doing so in an area zoned for this use.\n\nWho said it's easy??


A. expiratory reserve volume. \nB. inspiratory reserve volume. \nC. inspiratory capacity. \nD. vital capacity. \nE. All answers are correct.

ERV = volume of air that can be forcefully expired after a normal tidal expiration\n\nIRV = volume that can be forcefully inspired after a normal tidal inspiration\n\nVC = ERV + tidal volume + IRV = Total lung capacity minus residual volume, so D (vital capacity) is your correct answer


so what if it is just a varicose in the ass? How can I ged of it???

I suffered for YEARS.  I had the surgery almost a year ago and I wonder why I waited to long!!!  If you have them.... get them removed you will be thrilled not to have to deal with them.


Provide me the longest word and it's broad meanings from any english dictionary.

antidisestablishmentarianism\n\nPart of Speech:  noun\n\nDefinition:  originally, opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England, now opposition to the belief that there should no longer be an official church in a country\n\n------------\n\n\nMain Entry:  floccinaucinihilipilification\n\nPart of Speech:  noun\n\nDefinition:  an act or instance of judging something to be worthless or trivial\nEtymology:  the parts of the word each mean `at nothing' or `with a small price'\n\n-------\n\nHere it is -- the long-awaited, much-promised list of the ten longest words in the English language. I am far from a linguist, so my only comments on these words will be from what I know personally. I know that this list excludes place names, chemical compounds, scientific names, proper names (some people actually change and lengthen their name for the sake of notoriety) and other oddities, but include a couple of quasi-medical terms. I also know that this list is only my list of words that I collected from various sites, and there will be some differences from other lists depending on how the creators of those other lists have restricted their sources. This is by no means a definitive list. It is, however, my best interpretation of the many similar but different lists that can be found by snooping around on the Internet. Please have fun with it. The shorter of the words (numbers 5 through 10) can be found in most good dictionaries.\n\n10. Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism (30 letters)\n\n9. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian (30 letters)\n\n8. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (34 letters)\n\n7. Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism (34 letters -- And I always thought that "antidisestablishmentarianism" was the longest.)\n\n6. Praetertranssubstantiationalistically (37 letters)\n\n5. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis (45 letters -- This is the longest "natural" word found in Webster's and the Oxford English Dictionary.)\n\n4. Osseocarnisanguineoviscericartilagninonervomedullary (52 letters -- Coined by Thomas Love Peacock in his story from 1816 called "Headlong Hall".)\n\n3. Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic (52 letters -- Invented by Dr. Edward Strother to describe the spa waters at Bath, England.)\n\n2. Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilph-ioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralek-tryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon (182 letters -- English transliteration of a 170-letter Greek word that appears in the Greek playwrite Aristophanes' comedy "The Ecclesiazusae".)\n\n1. Orniscopytheobibliopsychocrystarroscioaerogenethliometeoroau-strohieroanthropoichthyopyrosiderochpnomyoalectryoophiobotan-opegohydrorhabdocrithoaleuroalphitohalomolybdoclerobeloaxino-coscinodactyliogeolithopessopsephocatoptrotephraoneirochiroo-nychodactyloarithstichooxogeloscogastrogyrocerobletonooenosc-apulinaniac (311 letters [I hope!] and arbitrarily hyphenated at approximately 60 letters [as with word 2] -- Found in Ripley's "The Omnibus Believe It Or Not", published in 1931, this word was used by medieval scribes to refer to "a deluded human who practices divination or forecasting by means of phenomena, interpretation of acts or other manifestations related to the following animate or inanimate objects and appearances: birds, oracles, Bible, ghosts, crystal gazing, shadows, air appearances, birth stars, meteors, winds, sacrificial appearances, entrails of humans and fishes, fire, red-hot irons, altar smoke, mice, barley, salt, lead, dice, arrows, hatchet balance, sieve, ring suspension, random dots, precious stones, pebbles, pebble heaps, mirrors, ash writing, dreams, palmistry, nail rays, finger rings, numbers, book passages, name letterings, laughing manners, ventriloquism, circle walking, wax, susceptibility to hidden springs, wine and shoulder blades." No wonder it was shortened to only 311 le


weather will be this spring for tornado's i was told really bad cause we had a really warm winter which we really are cold but not this time around it was nice but how bad do you think it will be?

I don't think there's any real compelling evidence to suggest what kind of tornado season this'll be.  The only real long-term predictor is El Nino... I believe that a La Nina pattern actually trends towards slightly more tornadoes, and that we are in a slight La Nina, but the difference is not very large.  However, right now we are locked into a trough in the western US, ridge in the eastern US pattern which suggests that at least for the next week, it should be quite active.  The number of tornadoes in Oklahoma all depends on the exact location and setup of storms, things we really have no handle over beyond at most about a week, and climatologically I don't believe there are big predictors.  So your guess is as good as mine or anyone else's at this point.  Winter does not say much about spring conditions usually.  One final note: http://www.cpc.noaa.gov/products/predictions/long_range/lead01/off01_prcp.gif shows that climatologically it's more likely to be drier the next three months than usual in Oklahoma, so you might conclude that would lead to less tornadoes (though that's not always true!).


A narrow beam of ultrasonic waves reflects off the liver tumor. If the speed of the wave is 11.0% less in the liver than in the surrounding medium, determine the depth of the tumor. The angle of incidence with respect to the normal is 50 degrees.

From the following link, look for "Chapt22, Problem-24".\n\nThis problem is similar, except the speed is 10% instead of 11%. I'm sure you can use the same formulae though.\n\nhttp://www.jca.umbc.edu/~george/html/courses/phys112/2004fall/homework/04fall_phys112_hk8.pdf


i suggest looking in your telephone book  for singing lessons


This is the Situation\n- Guy meets girl on net\n- Guy and girl talk for 2 weeks\n- Guys goes overseas but girl gives guy number\n- Guy and girl keep talkin online for 2.5 months\n- Guy confesses to girl that he really likes her and wants to take it further ( but guys is still overseas )\n- Girl gets a bit hesitant and not ready to commit but continues to chat with Guy \n- Girl then gets an offer to study overseas but guy tell her to stay and she stays.\n- Guy comes back to home country\n- Girl doesnt wanna talk to him on phone but wants to continue to chat with him on net\n- Girl sends messages like " i missed u " and " been waiting all night to hear that " and so on.\n- Girl still hesitant to meet and talk on the phone.\n\nWell im the guy, weve seen each others pics but whats the deal with this girl and any advice !!!!


1st: Blessed [are] they whose iniquities are forgiven, and whose sins are covered. \n2nd: Blessed [is] the man to whom the Lord will not impute sin. \n\n1st: child-ish (bloody mess: law imputing sin for hell of it)\n2nd: "man"kind (to wit: God in Christ did not law impute sin)\n\n1st: annual & weakly atonement & redemption of ran-some\n2nd: once and for all abolition of the law: sin & death\n\n1st: carnality, and no consensus among "carnal" folk\n2nd: reconciliation, and no more mediation necessary\n\nPaul: When I became a "man" I put away child-ish things?\nGod said: let us make "man" (end declared from beginning)?\n\nHe taketh away the first that he might establish the second?\nPerhaps only thing established by law & grace is an oxyMORON?\nOnly Childish-adults law impute, cover up sins with bloodshed?

“A Pure Heart” and “a New Spirit”\n\nAfter David confessed, he did not regress to a negative sense of worthlessness. His expressions in the psalms that he wrote about confessions show the relief he felt and his determination to serve God faithfully. Look, for example, at Psalm 32. In verse 1, we read: “Happy is the one whose revolt is pardoned, whose sin is covered.” No matter how serious the sin, a happy outcome is possible if a person is sincere in his repentance. One way to show this sincerity is by accepting full responsibility for one’s actions, as David did. (2 Samuel 12:13) He did not try to justify himself before Jehovah or attempt to pass the blame on to others. Verse 5 says: “My sin I finally confessed to you, and my error I did not cover. I said: ‘I shall make confession over my transgressions to Jehovah.’ And you yourself pardoned the error of my sins.” Genuine confession brings relief, so that a person no longer needs to be plagued by his conscience over past wrongs.\n\nThe superabundance of God’s undeserved kindness is revealed in the fact that whereas the judgment resulted in condemnation from one trespass, the gift resulted in a declaration of righteousness from not one, but many trespasses. Who from among mankind can claim that by their course of action, either willfully or ignorantly, they have not transgressed and reproached Jehovah’s name? How satisfying then is the promise, “Happy are those whose lawless deeds have been forgiven and whose sins have been covered; happy is the man whose sin Jehovah will by no means take into account.” (Rom. 4:7, 8,


Are there any real jobs that I can do from home.  I'm just looking for something part-time to make some extra money.


Additional Details\n\nMar 24, 2006 at 9:11 am\nThank you for your responses, but I must elaborate further. I have different books and cd's on paleo-hebrew or archaic hebrew. Most differ. But I need the Hebrew that was spoken about 1000 B.C. or that Hebrew that was restored during the Maccabean Dynasty. This is known as Middle Hebrew not Modern which is Hebrew-Aramaic mixed with other European Languages. The Oldest Biblical scrolls contain archaic symbols which unlike American letters have many meanings and are pure;untampered with. Thanks

Most major Universities have a Jewish studies/oriental studies/religious studies department where you can take a course in Biblical Hebrew. THE Place to learn is JTS - see http://www.jtsa.edu/progs/bib/bible.pdf which trains most US Jewish studies academics.\n\nAnother option is to take some time and come to Israel. The Hebrew University has an excellent overseas school with summer courses (if you can't take a whole year or semester) see http://overseas.huji.ac.il/sum_course_lang_bib.php\n\nI would think that Christian Bible Colleges also offer such classes, but I have no experience there


Am wondering if the wrong bank account number was used. I filed a new one recently and removed the old one.  There is plenty of monies in it to pay for anything I buy.  They said bank refused to pay.  They must have used the old closed account number.  Please notify me immediately.  I am very concerned about this.  Wondering if someone else used my paypal account.  If so, I want to know.  I need this straightened out now, because the last thing I order was a black onyx ring, and I want it very much.  Please help me !!!!

Your a victim of a "phishing" scam.\nThe best way is to type paypal into your internet explorer and then log into your account.\nYou can then check the status.\nIf you responded to the e-mail and it asked you to log into your account. You just gave somebody the keys to your account and they can clean you out.\nChange your password and let PayPal know what happened.


I wouldn't mind a reason why if you have time.....

The Notebook\n\nBecause that is true Love. The movie explains itself.


1. If they wrestled in a Hell in a Cell at Wrestlemania would HHH beat John Cena\n\n2. Who will win the Triple Threat match at Wrestlemania\n\n3. Will Undertaker beat Mark Henrey in the Casket Match \n\n4.. WIll Kane and Undertaker Defend their titles at Wrestlemania\n\n5. Who will win the money in the bank ladder match.\n\n6. Who is the greatest wrestler of all time\n\n7. and finnally Will you watch the second season of Hogan Knows Best

1. John Cena\n\n2. I'd like to see Angle retain the title or Rey Mysterio win the title..as long as Orton doesn't win.\n\n3. Yes he will. Undertaker is undefeated at WM\n\n4. Yes.\n\n5. Flair\n\n6. hmm... greatest technical wrestler of all time would be the brooklyn brawler and the greatest wrestler of all time would be Hulk Hogan\n\n7. I totally will! I love the Hogans! they are so cool!


I really want to tell her as polite as I can be. It's a very disturbing view for everyone in my office.

wow... this is hard\ni think there really isnt a polite way to tell her to shave\nbut you said that everyone in your office is disturbed\nso you can ask other female coworkers to "discuss" what is the best razor/ wax etc etc with her\nask them to ask "what do you use?" etc, those kind of Qs\nif it's not working, ask your boss to install air conditioning =)


This Doesnt Work\n\n"1. Go to the following menu.\nTools -> INternet Options -> Advanced Tab:\n\nGo to the " Browsing " section and disable the following three options:\n\n* Disable Script Debugging (Internet Explorer)\n* Disable Script Debugging (other)\n* Disable a notification about every script Error\n\nOne of the possible causes (Technical) : A object was referred and not declared. "

scroll down on the thing at the bottom and it will say block, permit and something else click block it will probly come up again but not every second


I found out today I might very well be losing my roommate and boyfriend to the war efforts in Iraq. Thus, it looks like I might very well be in the market for a roomie. Even if, by some miracle, he doesnt go, we've been kicking around the idea of having someone else in the house. I just moved here from Iowa so I'm not as familiar with the city as he is, so the thought of being here alone is a bit...nerve wracking. Even worse is the idea that I might wind up with a scarry roommate IE: likes to smell my hair, stares at me while I sleep, untrustworthy or reliable, irratic behavior or moodswings, violent tendancies, ect. How does one go about meeting omeone in the hopes of having a live in best friend without winding up in a bad situation? Am I better off just taking my chances w/o a roommate than risk winding up with someone I cant deal with or get rid of?

try rent.com roommates section or roommates.com or even Craigslist.com.  This was you can chat online until you feel safe to meet, meet face to face, and then decide.  \n\nYou are over exxagerating the potential "creepiness" of a roommate too...those people exist, sure, but are few and far between.


FDR was the only president that was voted in for 4 terms.People sa that if we didn't term limits on the President..he might become a dictator....I disagree.If the President didn't have any term limits put on him.and wanted to stay in office,this would keep him trying to please the public.As it is now,...first term.please the public....second term.fuck the public.

I wish that more people were asking that question because I wish Bill was still our president. Take a look at every other country and how long their main leaders stay in power. The only term limits we need are in the senate and the congress so real people can get more involve with government. If we have a president the represents us well then why not keep him.


he had strabismus surgery 1 1/2 yrs ago..drs say unrelated, he had a c.t. scan showed nothing ....what about sinus? can anyone tell me a next step to find this poor child a solution he needs relief & i feel like i am not getting any answers....next big step is a neurologist for us...im scared..any ideas?

Six years old is awful young for headaches.  Sinus will produce horrible headaches.  I think you are going in the right direction.  Keep taking him to doctors until you find out what the problem is.


Is average America erady to allow same sex couples as their neighbors?

I don't think it matters if white heterosexual Christain americans are ready, because it already happens.  Same sex couples ARE their neighbors.  \n\nNo matter if people like it or not, there are gays on tv, teaching your kids, making your burger, doing your taxes, stocking the public library (me!), writing show tunes, fighting in Iraq, and probably living next door. With the rise in gay parenting, your kids will probably go to school, play sports, and do other activities with children of gay parents.\n\nAlready, the latest Pew Center poll shows support for gay marriage going up and objection going down.  And when you look at the breakdown by age, the younger generation is much more likely to want to legalize it.  \n\nGetting the legal right to marry will happen in time, with changes in society and generations.  But gay couples will already have been living in settled, committed, child rearing relationships by then.  They already do now.


I have a nice natural body even though u dont work out and eat alot of Sh*ts but I'm tired of that now I want to get a better body but I dont know how .I used to swim but i dont how if thats really gonna help me if I do it now . \nAny advises please i wanna star tomorrow.

Start a full body workout plan.  Do a search on google for "full body workout routine" and see what you come up with.  It's great if you can join a gym or access free weights and machines, but even if you can't there are plenty of exercises that you can do without weights (i.e. push ups, pull ups, crunches, etc...) that will really improve on your shape.  Or, you can buy resistant bands and dumbbell sets for really cheap at say wal mart or a play it again sports.  Your local library will probably have a nice selection of fitness videos or DVDs and books on beginning weight training.  Basically, if you want to lose fat anywhere, you'll need to do cardio.  If you want to build muscle you'll need to do weight training and other strength building exercises.  If you want a good body, you'll probably want to do a little of both.  Good luck!


After a long period of not working out, I hit the gym and I think I really overdid it.  This was two days ago and my muscles are killing me, especially the chest muscles.  What's the best way to ease the pain?  I've heard of eating bananas because of the potassium, which I've done, but they're still killing me.  What can I do?  \n\nThanks!

stretch, massage, a bath, a heating pad, stretch some more, and don't work out the same muscles in congruent days, and drink lots of water!


I think it is rude to talk from inside a bathroom stall. You should wait until you are both out. What are your thoughts on this?

I have no idea why people do that.  I've never done it, I think is just stupid.


Is it polar or non-polar??\nTell me what solvent i have to use \nAnd yes i know all the dangers!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know all the dangers? You sure? Acetone peroxide, known as "Mother of Satan" is extremely heat, friction, and shock sensitive, causing a huge explosion. In other words, heat, friction, and even a sharp motion could cause it to explode. If you have to ask Yahoo Answers how to dispose of acetone peroxide, you really shouldn't be near it. At all.\n\nEDIT: But if you really want to know, it is polar.


I have tried the whitening strips, etc. but i think they suck, so i am looking for other suggestions that don't cost an arm and a leg

Stop smoking would be the most logical explanation.\nTry also using baking soda as a toothpaste. Just add a little bit of water to the baking soda forming a thick paste and scrub away.\nI would be hesitant on doing this on a daily basis because it is very abrasive and can cause enamel wear.\n1 day a week won't kill you though\nAnd don't listen to that girl who put rinse with hydrogen peroxide....\nthat can cause you papillae on your tongue to elongate and cause 'black harry tongue' if used long term.\nHydrogen peroxide is used as a mouth rinse in very rare instances but definitely not for whitening purposes, \nBeware!! don't listen to a secretary!


such as the counter tops in red loster? and where can you buy the product?

Lacquer, it is made of resin. you can pick it up at basically any hardware or paint store


this beetle has been seen in lexington va

a bit more description would be helpful. \nbut I suspect that it may have been a bug not a beetle. \n\nDo the images on this website look similar to your bug?\nhttp://eny3005.ifas.ufl.edu/lab1/Hemiptera/Pentatomid.htm\nyou can also type in stink bug in google image\n\nif not, go to the library and check out an insect guide and look through the pics


I went to school with Val Kilmer and Kevin Spacey. They where a year older and I never met them, BUT I went to the same school.

Famous?  I thought you meant infamous, that would be me.


I hear to many bad things about this segment of the population that is quite disturbing!

Hey hey hey hey.......now wait a minute. I was cheerleader captain in high school and I turned out ok!!! I don't even squeal. (that has to mean something.....right??)\n\nNot sure what you are hearing, but perhaps it is just a generalization. Don't make me have to come over there and smack you with my pom poms!!


I think itz because people dont see the person's good heart.....only looking at the body figure.After all it is the present generation?

It isn't even that. To a large extent society determines what people find attractive. Not too long ago men went wild over a woman's legs, now it is breasts, soon it will be nostrils. In harder times overweight women were considered particularly attractive. Far too few people are willing to work to see the innate beauty of a person; they'd rather take the easy way out and only see what they think they should see.


I know this may sound ignorant, but it's true.  I am 29 years old, and never been close to any man till now with my fiancee.  I was wondering, if you make out with someone and keep the clothes on, could you still get pregnant?

no you cant get pregant from making out. making out is french kissing  for a long time. although kissing that long can lead to sexual arousal and then possibly intercourse. but simply making out will not get you pregant.


Ok. I went 2 walmart to buy a couple of Sharpies. When i got to the check out they asked me 4 an ID. Now by new law u have 2 b 18 and older 2 buy permanent markers, Elmers glue, and white out. Cuz some pathetic people out there want to get high of them. So i had to get a stranger to buy it 4 me. I think this iz the stupidest thing that i ever heard in my life. What do u think?

Yes that is true, our Wal-Mart records the amount you buy at each visit and won't allow you to buy them if you have already purchased your limit for that month.\nI would add them to your mom's shopping list next time you need them.\nAnd I do think it is dumb to regulate those items- but I agree with the spray paint.\nI just hope they don't start asking for it when you purchase gas!


Girls who have osteopenia would know the answer to this question

My son had juvenile osteoporosis and he reversed it by taking 1,500 mgs of calcium a day.I don't know if taking calcium would help thin bones, but I'm sure it will strengthen them. Hope this helps.


I have tried to contact many different consolidation companies but they cannot help me with PRIVATE student loans.  My payments are outrageous and I cannot pay them.  I have placed them in forbearance many times but all that is doing is making my total owed amount go up since it still accrues interest.  Remember these are PRIVATE student loans not federal and right now my interest rate is 14%!! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!

Most lenders do not offer private loan consolidation, but you will find some out there who do. (Note: Private loans cannot be consolidated through the FFELP or Direct Loan programs.)\n \nwww.finaid.org (a great resource) offers a list of private loan consolidators, as well as some sound advice.  Here is their list: http://www.finaid.org/loans/privateconsolidation.phtml.\n \nNot to push a certain company, BUT, of the companies listed here, you might look first at Key Bank, Wells Fargo, and NelNet, as they are established education loan lenders.  Some lenders on www.finaid.org's list may no longer offer private consolidation; others may require at least some of your loans to have been borrowed through them to begin with. Key Bank's program does not require that you have loans with them in order to consolidate with them now.\n \nA few words of advice: You will rarely -- if ever -- obtain both a lower monthly payment and a lower interest rate.  Generally, the longer your repayment term, the more you pay in the long run and the more "high risk" the loan is for a lender (hence, the higher rate). However, this is not unique to student loans (for example, auto loan rates work in a similar fashion).  As you do your research, pay attention to the terms of the loan and the interest rate they are offering you.  In consolidating your private loans, you should expect to see a slight increase in your interest rate; it is up to you to decide whether this increase is outweighed by the benefit of a lower monthly payment (if it helps you pay your other bills and preserves a good credit rating, the answer may be a resounding "yes"). Take advantage of any benefits that the company has to offer: consider having your payments automatically deducted from your checking/savings account each month -- it can often save you .25% off your interest rate.


My number is +2348056827962,studied mining engineering,with a dad who specializes as Manager in Peklot Mining Syndicate and would love to jump start the mining outfit.To this end prospective partners in business are sought after in sponsorship mining and sale of solid minerals such as amethyst,aquamarine,tourmaline,tapaz,quartz...and cupper ore of 29% grade.

if you were legit you would not be posting here


does anyone know the clothing store called Strawberry?? if so what kind of clothes do they sell,and will they fit jouniors??

hi shayna yes strwberry will fit u trust me i no


The movies portray the Lord's cup in two ways.  One, as the cup of a king and two as the cup of a carpenter.  So what do you think it may have looked like?  \n\nMy little brother just told me something yesterday that was kind of interesting.  On the day we call "Palm Sunday"  Jesus was hailed as a king.  It is very probable, yet NOT biblicly recorded, that they gave him many gifts because it was customary to show love and respect for your king by giving to him generously.  It MAY be possible that He had quite a bit of money at that time.  \n\nMy response to my brother was, the house where they had the last supper did not belong to Christ or any of His disciples.  No one really knows the financial status of the man whos house it was.  He may have been quite wealthy.  \n\nSo what do you think?

See if you can see the LAST SUPPER CUP in this picture of the last supper...\n\nhttp://impiousdigest.com/last_supper.jpg\n\nALSO I BELIEVE THAT THE LAST SUPPER MAY HAVE LOOKIED LIKE THIS:\n\nThese are Wooden Cups made from Authentic Olive Wood in Jerusalem maybe the same style Jesus used... these cups are  on Auction at Ebay - obviously not the originals hehe...\n\nhttp://i23.ebayimg.com/04/i/04/e5/3f/77_1_b.JPG\n\n\n--------------------\n\nTo asnwer your 2nd Question:\n\nYou had a good response.\n\nWhy did they not put GIFTS at the feet of Jesus?\n\nwell the first answer would be: Obviously he was on a Donkey, it would be hard to put gifts at the feet of someone who was riding a donkey... however, I do imagine they might have put gifts at the rode where Jesus intered. Although the bible does not say anything about it does not mean that it didn't happen...\n\nThe second smart answer would be: They were all too buisy putting Palm Branches down before him...\n\nhere is a thought: Maybe the Gifts were the actual PALM BRANCHES? \n\nMaybe they couldn't afford gifts... hmmmmm?\nMaybe All they could afford were palm branches to lay before him...\n\nJust a thought lol :)\n\nTell your Brother I said - Good thinking, almost stumped me... \n\nthank you,


My Yahoo Homepage says that there are no active teams listed when i have tried to refresh and add/delete teams in an effort to reset it.  I am not sure what else i can try.  Any help would be greatly appreciated

It will probably be fixed automatically within the next week. Otherwise try loading this url:\n\nhttp://my.yahoo.com/?.pirf=pirfansports


Twice in the last week I have woken from my sleep with the sensation of being strangled.  My throat is never obstruted and there is no one else in the room with me.  The second time it happened was last night and all day my throat feels sore and it feels like there is a lump just below the uvula.  There are no marks on my throat.  I know I need to see a doctor but what are the possible causes of it?  I'm getting a little scared since I have to wait to see my doctor and I have to go to sleep tonight.

It may be sleep paralysis or sleep apnea, I've had it on numerous occasions and it may be VERY VERY scary but your best bet is to stay calm and ask your doctor for possible medication to lessen the chances of it happening. Also it could possibly be solved by sleeping on your stomache.. just read below...I hope this helps and feel free to do your own search on it, it'll help alot...\n\nThe research identified some similar patterns that transcribed repeatedly in most of the participants who were involved in the sleep paralysis disorder. \n\nTrying to move any parts of the body but unable to create any mobility. \nTrying to speak or callout someone for help but no words come out from the lips. \nThe feeling of someone or something is present in the room. \nA sensation of floating or flying as the "soul" temporarily left the physical body. \nHearing unusual sounds, sometimes loud or ringing. \nFeeling a vibrating or tingling sensations, numbness on areas where the whole body is resting. \nSeeing ones own body from a certain distance. \nUnusual odors. \nExperiencing moving up and down rapidly like the sensation in an elevator. \nIllusion of sitting up or walking around the room. \nFeeling of falling, spinning or turning rapidly. \nFeeling of being strangled. \nSensation of being physically touched. \nSleeping on the right or left side of your body. \nA weight pressing down, a person or creature sitting on ones chest


Please help. We both are very romantic and care about each other.(We are 27-28 yrs old) I havent see him in 6 months and I want to be very special. Any suggestion is welcome.Thanks alot! PLEASE HELP

Movie soundtracks are great for instrumental music.  I like the ones from "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "Pride and Prejudice" for good romantic scores.  Here are some other love songs I like: "Everything" by Lifehouse," "The One I Love" by David Gray, "You Belong to My Heart" by Old 97s, "L-L-Love" by Blondfire, "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz, "If God Made You" by Five for Fighting, "Can I Walk With You" by India Arie, "I've Been Waiting" by Matthew Sweet, "Satellite" by Natalie Imbruglia, "Waited All My Life" by Raul Midon, and "You, My Love" by Tyler Hilton.


I have a motherboard that is a few years old.  I just ordered a sata 2 hard drive, but for some reason it won't be recognized by my computer.  I thought either it is the cable, the connector, or the fact that my motherboard is supposed to support sata 1 not 2.  Would it make a differece in whether a drive is recognized depending on what type of sata it is on any sata port?

The SATA specification is reverse compatible. And you will not need to play with jumpers to achieve this.\n\nSeagate helped to pioneer SATA and released the first SATA drive. They have a wealth of reading material on their site.


i'll tell u mine later...\nbest team evaluated by me gets a tenner!!!

GK-BUFFON \n\n    RB-CICINHO  CB-TERRY  CD-NESTA    LB-R.CARLOS\n\n     RM-JOAQUIN  CM-GERRARD  CM LAMPARD   LM-C.RONALDO\n\n                     ATT-RONALDINHO\n\n                         ST-ETO\n\nSUBS-\n1-CECH\n2-LUCIO\n3-MESSI\n4-VEIRA\n5-HENRY


i know its normal for guys to look at females... but if its often that he looks... isnt that bad? or is it ok cuz hes "just looking"

Men are very visual creatures. If they see something they like, they look. Hell, women, look, too! There is no shame in that. The most important point of the matter is that even if he is looking at other women, he's going home with you!


I am willing to pay for new or used seasons 8, 9, 10 of the TV show "Frasier".  I am willing to negotiate to pay someone to tape them for me if there is no other way.

try this one \n\nhttp://bargainflix.com/search/profile.asp?id=1025003


there is a roomer going around that i am engaged and it is so totaly not true. how do i find out where it started?

rumour deary, rumour.\n\nYour solution:  if you hear anyone say "she is engaged", \n1)ask them kindly who told them.\n("oh, I just heard it" is not an acceptable answer.  Insist they tell you.)\n2) Then, ask the same question to the person they heard from.\n3) continue until you find the original source.


What is the persons name who invented ice skating?

the first pair of ice skates date back to 3000 b.c


can't print pictures or send pictures they never show up

the pictures u send in an email are not visible because they r not there i.e., only those pictures will show up which have an active link on internet. when u send any picture wihtout attaching them the pictures not really go in emails, only there links goes with them. for eg u send ur pic to somebody that was stored on ur hard drive in say c:/. it will not show up in email as the browser will try to find that c:/ of urs which it will not find.\n\nif the pictures are there (on the net) they may not show up as many sites have them disabled. they do have an option at the starting or end which says something like this "isplay pictures in the email"\n\nu can do a thing attach that pics or first upload them to any free picture sharing sites


I am writing a term paper and need a valuable source for supporting my side...

The biggest animal rights group in the world right now is probably People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. You might want to check out their site and the sites of their critics. Try http://www.petakillsanimals.com for some startling facts about PETA. Also, any good book on animal rights/welfare in your school's library will address the criticisms of the animal rights movement.\n\nA handy tip: remember that animal right and animal welfare are not the same thing. When you think animal rights, think PETA. When you think animal welfare, think SPCA.\n\nGood luck with your term paper!


i am helping my sister and her friend on a science project and we need to know this information.

Koalas are sooooo cute!!! Wish they would have lots and lots of babies!!!!


the front of my laptop says adt sonicbook


how does the jealous system work?like if you change moods or something.

Jealousy is a failure to see the truth.  I am jealous of something or someone when either I think they are better than I am or that they have something I do not have.  Neither is true.  If I am jealous of someone who is beautiful, I too must have some component of beauty in me - otherwise I could not see or appreciate the beauty in something or someone else.  If I am jealous of someone who is wealthy, I need to look at my own life to find where I am also wealthy.  Maybe I have a wealth of undeveloped talent, or a wealth of friends, or a wealth of wisdom.  So jealousy, is really an opportunity to find and appreciate that quality that I actually have, but think I do not have.


a. negative numbers\nb. positive numbers\nc. decimals\nd. fractions

well, acceleration is usually refernced as bing positive, therefore deacceleration, being the opposite of acceleration, should be negative.  but, however, if you say that something is deaccelerating at a rate of x units/time, then it should be positive.\nhope that helps!!


how I can get my games back with out paying for them again. Is their a number I can call can any Help me  Thank you Paula

You don't believe in backing up your drive?  Sorry, I might sound harsh, but backing up your harddrive is just as important as saving your word docs...


So I went to high school with this guy and girl who later ended up together, well I met up with him and he told me he was single.  Long story short, I slept with him 3 times, got pregnant, hid it from him, baby died, later told him, and now 3 yrs after everything his girlfreind from then and I guess now is harassing me saying that I ruined her life and I should pay for it.  Should I feel bad, I had no idea they were togethor, I think she should be mad at him.  A I wrong?

Regrets wouldn't do any good. What's done is done. The past is past. Get on and leave her behind.\n\nAttagirl!


Can natural selection explain the origin of poison for killing one's prey. The snakes (and all reptiles) preceeded birds and mammals on the evolutionary scale of complexity.  That being the case, how is it possible that it developed the ability to kill mammals and birds with poisonous bites? What is the specific mechanism that would explain how snakes, presumed to be earlier on the evolutionary timescale, develop poisons as a way to kill for food, and develop the substances necessary to enable them to eat and digest the birds and mammals, animals  that came into existence much later on the timescale?

First off: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN EVOLUTIONARY SCALE OF COMPLEXITY. The idea that the beings can be ordered from bacteria to human belongs in the 18th century.\nThere were both birds and mammals around in the Mesozoic Age, when snakes evolved. And the first snakes were similar to boas, not venomous ones; the colubroids (the group that includes the venomous forms) are first recorded in the Miocene (that is Tertiary, long after the diversification of modern birds and mammals). Therefore, you are starting from a false premise.\nAlso, salivary glands are present in all tetrapods, and especially in amniotes (reptiles, birds and mammals). Saliva possesses enzymes, and it's not that difficult (from a biochemical or evolutionary viewpoint) that any mutations that changed those enzymes into other more toxic ones were retained because of their advantage when subduing prey. Indeed, the evolution of venomous saliva did not happen once: Gila monsters and at least some insectivorous mammals also have similar (but independently evolved) systems.  \nThus:\n- snakes did not precede birds and mammals\n- poisons are made of enzymes, and all enzymes can be "poison" to some living being or other (ask the bacteria that are killed by the saliva in your mouth!)


This happened in Long Beach, CA costing $l2,000 and instead of filing papers of naturalization, he filed to return them to Mexico and kept saying everything will be just fine.  My friend is going to another trial in June and this should be against the law.   He and his wife and son have been here since they were young.   \n\nWHAT CAN WE DO, PLEASE HELP IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING.\n\nKaren

They can file a complaint with the state Bar Association or the police for fraudulent services.


the native americans never invited the europeans to their land.....

unwanted immigration is different than illegal immigration. i assume you are trying to defend the hispanics crossing the border. i have no problem with them crossing the border as long as they pay taxes too. they recieve healthcare, education, and even social security - but pay nothing into the system. THERES A REASON WERE 7 TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT (other than the war). we should consider a high sales tax and no income tax - that way everybody is paying, and based on how much they spend too.


my freinds name means blood in egyptian or arabic as ppl answerd an earlier question...so does any body?

ok...\n\nDA'M or DAAM means in arabic blood ..\n\nbut if its name ..i agree with whom said its not means blood inarabic maybe name close to the word blood in arabic .. \n\nok... know some names its close to the word DA'M  ...but sure have onther meanings\n\nfor girls name we have in arabic :\n\nDEYAM = not heavy rain , stay for long time \nDEMA  = means the raining clauds\nDANEAH = getting close \nDUNYA = world or big life \n \nand for men ..i dont remebere any name close to the DA'M word ...


Does he live in France perminantly or does he also live part time in LA? Where do his kids live? Are they french or american citezens?

Depp commutes from France (where his long-term girlfriend, French singer Vanessa Paradis lives) and L.A.\n\nI guess their children have a double nationality.


Has anyone ever purchase an older model mobile home, like one already set up in a mobile home park. Was it a good deal? Did you get taken do you feel?

I purchased a 1970 home in a park last fall. I had to do a little work to it but it was livable when I bought it. The nice thing is: I paid 300$ for it, put about 250$ into it and now can probably sell it for about 1000$.


all my friends have AIM but i think it will give me a virus is there any IM program that wont?

you can set it on AIM to where it only let's ppl on ur buddy list IM you. I've had AIM forever and I've never gotten a virus just from having the program. Plus Yahoo! Messenger bugs out at times, I've never had that problem with AIM. It just depends on personal preference


Does E=mc^2 apply to both fission reactions and fusion reactions. thats E=mc squred. please help

Yes it does. In fission, the bigger nuclei breaks into smaller nuclei. If you add up the masses of the smaller nucleii, you will find it short of the bigger nuclei. This is called mass defect. This mass is converted to energy by the relation E=mc^2 . In fusin, two smaller nucleii fuse to form a bigger nuclei, which has less mass than the masses of the two smaller nucleii added. This mass defect is converted to energy here by the equation e=mc^2.


I made a tally of myself and I show a grand total of $25, how about you?

Priceless, baby. There's two ways to look at this, of course.\n;-)


through the lens and not through the mirror.

a double convex lens will magnify, i can't remember which ones reduce size, but i'm guessing some sort of concave lens, and lenses REFRACT light, while mirrors REFLECT light.


I am hopeful. More hopeful than I have been in years. 13 straight losing seasons just doesn't cut it (Thank you Mr.ilitch!). Our players are coming into thier own, and our vets need to stay healthy. But with ilitch still at the helm I am doubtful The Tigers will ever see the light of day.

As much as I would like for that to happen, it wont. Not as long as mike ilitch owns them. mike ilitch does not care about The Tigers, he is so wrapped in the deadwings. he makes wanna puke.


Without being too forward or weird or whatever....so it is nice and she'll appreciate it?

Just say Wow! she looks very nice or lovely.  Don't get specific.  Girls like to know you like all of them not just their hair, or Boobs, ect.


just asking its not for me thou its for my brother he wants to know

You can  tell them that it is not good to do. and its bad for them to to it. Also you can still be there friend if u want too or not. Its up you.


Who does?  I seriously think that it all started going downhill as soon as Reloaded came out because a bunch of teenybopper idiots started liking it and the problem was it was more style than substance.  What do you think?

I enjoyed it, however I feel a lot of it's success came from good timing. While the movie had innovative fight sequences, I felt the story was a bit lacking and I know it probably confused some people.  The fight sequences gave it a word of mouth at a time when the movie industry was looking for "something different." When they saw how well the movie did, it got the sequels greenlit fairly easily with money potential and not necessarily story potential.  The second and third one seemed jumbled in the story, making too much out of too little and relying on it's "innovative" style that had now been copied by many rip-offs and spoofs.  Style over substance killled the sequals to an origional that wasnt all that it probably could have been anyways.  I think without the fight sequences this would have flopped, kind of like how a year earlier 'Dark City' flopped despite a great story and innovtive technology.  'Dark City' didnt have the 'It' factor, and the Matrix did which led to it's successs and eventual bad sequals that were hurried along to make money by capitilizing on it's no longer origional style.


Yeah. Do catholics (or christians in general) think that everyone else is going to hell? explain your personal view, plz.

No. In Vatican II, the Pope stated that non-Christians can go to heaven. As for other christian denominations, in my experience they believe that you must have a "personal relationship" with Jesus to get into Heaven. Or, that you must be "saved" by accepting Jesus.\nPersonally, I agree with the Pope. I believe there are many ways to God. I'm not sure hell exists as a physical place, with fire and brimstone. I have heard that hell really is the absence of God, meaning that when you die you are eternally separated from God. Jesus talked about Hell as a physical place, I think, to illustrate how awful it is to be separated from God. Do I think people actually burn for eternity? Nah.


A pit bull charged me and came face to face in a near attack on my own property, from a back door neighbor's "kennel". They lack a fence adjacent to my back yard. My family is afraid to go outside. I went to talk to the property owner,(needless to say my heart was still racing and my head was pounding from a migrain that got real bad after the incident, I scraped my leg on a stump in the escape.) My neighbor just said she was sorry. I asked her about building a fence and she said she had been thinking about it. 2 questions;1)Should I contribute in financing this new fence?\n2)Should I have reported and to whom and when is it too late to report?

If she does build a fence and its not on the line dividing your yard and hers then i wouldnt pay for it. I would have also told her that her dog is posing a problem on your family, and tell her that they are afraid to go outside, and if she cant put a kennel in or a fence, then she needs to keep that dog on a leash. I believe that you can call your local law enforcement to file a complaint on her and her dog, just tell them about the problems you are having due to the dog and the police will take care of it. Dont let you family be barred inside of your own property that dog seems like a time bomb waiting to happen, and she wont like the lawsuit she will get when it does attack someone. tell her either take care of that dog or legal action will take place if she dont.


When I met her she said guys are only good for one thing but, sometimes it sounds like there are more than one guy up there.

If guys are are good for only one thing, maybe two guys are even better. I'm kidding, if it bothered me I would talk to her about it. There probably isn't much she can do, but at least she'll be aware of it.


In the world ranking Egypt is in the 17 place while great team like Germany in the 19 place , what does it indicates ???????????????

3 things:\n1. Germany sucks\n2. Egypt have had a good run of form, winning African Nations.\n3. Rankings are often not a very good indicator last time I looked Mexico were top ten.


everytime i get on xanga it freezes up my whole computer..how can i fix this? because i <3 to get on xanga

you could be getting this if you have not got enough ram or your power supply is limited.Try disconnecting a couple of things like printer camera speakers and try again or uninstall a few software programmes that you dont use or if your disk needs defraging then run that and try again.Sounds like you are overloading.


you cant be totally satisfied until you have made someone else happy. ...sorry for the really bad grammar. i am in a hurry...


my mom is using my uncle as threats to beat me when i misbehave is that illegal

YES very. NO one can BEAT You, spanking on the bottom when needed is Sometimes acceptable, BUT Beating NO . next time this is said say : 'anyone ever beats me I am calling the police'. and MEAN it. best wishes for no beatings. there is already enough of us survivors out here, trust me we need no more.


Am I suppose to change the speeds while pedaling? When do you know to change the speeds? It is a 20 speed bike, how do I know when to use speed 1 as opposed to speed 10...????

how to change it depends on your bike. when changing speeds you MUST be pedaling. if you are not it messes up the gears (i learned that the hard way).  you want to use speed one when you are going uphill or the going is harder.  the high speeds are used when the land is flat and smooth or when you are going downhill. i hope this helps!


I just want to know the proper way of getting rid of them.\nI have 2 flags that are worn out and you can see through them.

I found this by typing flag etiquette on Yahoo search:\nMy flag is old and ready to be retired. What should I do?\nSection 8k of the Flag Code (see below) states, "The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning." We recommend that you contact your local VFW Chapter and ask them for help properly disposing of your flag. And be sure to consider providing a small donation to them for their assistance. Or you can contact your local Elks Lodge (who created the idea of Flag Day, established officially by President Truman, himself a member of the Elks), the American Legion, or the Knights of Columbus. Some Boy Scout and Girl Scout troups also can provide this service.


I am trying to start up a house cleaning business and I was just wondering if you have to be bonded? Because the few people I have answered, tell me different things and I am kind of confused.

You don't have to be bonded (or insured, for that matter), but it's better if you have employees working for you.  I know that if I were to hire a cleaning company to clean my home, I wouldn't hire them unless they were bonded.  It's an added "trust factor" for your clients.  It also helps you if damage occurs while cleaning (insurance), or a case of theft with one of your employees arises (bonding).\n\nGood luck!


I have very painful arms and legs. Mostly my arms. It is getting very hard to lift even the lightest things, including my arms. Does anyone have this problem or know what causes it? I do have fibromyalgia but this just started with my arms about 4 months ago. I have had fibromyalgia for years


if you dont know the answer please dont write sily stuff like ohhh! or ok! this is my homework and it's due tommorow

Punnent Square. mendal figured out sex related traits with fruit flies.


Please tell me whether there are more than 2 states in Somalia .. thank you in advance


okay.. i like this guy but i don't know if he likes me.. okay.. he is one year younger than me right but he is sso cute.. and well we flirt and all and i always see him checking me out.. and he is hot.. and well he is very nice.. i think it is a crush  if he askse me out i don't know what i would say cuz i don't know if he is a christian or not what do i do??? i reallly like him???

First of all, does the age difference bother you? Some girls prefer men who are older than them. Second, you should ask him if he likes you. Ask if every question that's on your mind. For example, your question could be "What church do you go to?" and his answer might be,\nthe local Catholic church." Catholics are Christians, sort of.  But ask him. But whatever you do, dont deliberately offend or betray him.He wont be so nice, if you do.


My 14 yo daughter, slipped and fell in a parking lot (grassy knoll) of a (well know national chain fast food restaurant), broke two bones in her ankle, had emergency surgery, has a plate with 5 screws on one bone and 2 screws on the other bone. Long term prognosis is unclear, but I'm wanting to get an idea of what would be fair, not including medical costs, for her to get for (so called) pain and suffering.  I am using my Pre-Paid Legal services, and I haven't talked to McDonalds yet, but their copability is unquestioned.  They will be paying, I'm just wondering what you think I should expect as her pain-and-suffering would be.  Just curious.

My mom slipped and fell at a college campus about 12 years ago.  She fell on a patch of ice on the sidewalk, though.  She also broke her ankle and required the same surgery.  It took a couple of years to get the college to pay for damages, but my mom won $167,000 (after lawyer costs).  The college also paid for medical bills.  The plate and screws were taken out of her ankle, after I think a year.  She has some problems with running and jumping because they are both hard on the ankle, but since your daughter is young there is a good chance that there won't be any long term problems.  Good Luck.


I personally like to be quiet in the mornings and at lunch time at work. that way i can feel centered.

In order to be spiritual, you have to feed the spiritual man by doing spiritual things.\nFor instance, the Bible says to fast, to pray, and to read/study God's word.\nIt says to think on things that are pure, just, true, honest and of a good report.\nIt says to make melody in your hearts with spiritual songs and hymns.\nIt says in all thy ways to acknowledge Him, and He will direct thy paths.\nRemembering to do these things ensures a spiritual lifestyle.


I listen to house, and whenever anyone asks me what it is (because no one seems to know), I am at a total loss! If I hear it, I know it, you know? What it a good way to describe this genre of music to the average person?\n\nP.S. What are your favorite house tracks?

Try anything by DJ GREGORY. Great sexy French house music!! Get the Defected CD called DJ Gregory In The House. It's 3 CD's of funky, sexy house music. To the guy that's so against house music - get a life you don't have to be so closed minded!!\n\nhttp://www.beatzblog.com


what will be the phenotype of any F1 offspring produced from this marrige?

Let's assume that "tongue rolling" is a dominant trait (I believe it is), and that it is not sex-linked. Let's call the dominant allele "R" and the recessive allele "r". The female must be rr, because the heterozygous condition, Rr, will yield a person who is able to roll her tongue.\n\nAll offspring will be able to roll their tongues.\n\nHere is the cross:\n\n-----R----R----\nr | Rr -- Rr\n\nr | Rr -- Rr\n\nAs you can see, all F1 offspring will be heterozygous, and will therefore all be able to roll their tongues.\n\nBy the way, Grumpykiwi, it doesn't mean that it isn't dominant. It merely means that your mother was HETEROZYGOUS, rather than homozygous dominant, as was the man in the problem.


I've read about it and have found that I have a few symptoms:\n*I have a hard time keeping eye contact with people\n*I have difficulty in social activities\n\nHow can I test myself on it?

Asperger syndrome is characterized as one of the five pervasive developmental disorders, and is commonly referred to as a form of high-functioning autism.\n\nSome people with Asperger's experience varying degrees of sensory overload and are extremely sensitive to touch, smells, sounds, tastes, and sights. They may prefer soft clothing, familiar scents, or certain foods. Some may even be pathologically sensitive to loud noises or strong smells or dislike being touched; for example, certain children with Asperger's exhibit a strong dislike of having their head touched or their hair disturbed. Sensory overload may exacerbate problems faced by such children at school, where levels of noise in the classroom can become intolerable for them. Some are also unable to block out certain repetitive stimuli, such as the constant ticking of a clock. Whereas most children stop registering this sound after a short time and can hear it only if they consciously listen for it, the child with Asperger's can become distracted, agitated, or even (in rare cases) violent if the sound is not removed.\n\nAdditionally, people with Asperger's exhibiting severe symptoms may frequently be diagnosed with clinical depression, Oppositional defiant disorder, ADHD, General anxiety disorder, Bipolar disorder, Obsessive compulsive disorder, or Obsessive-compulsive personality disorder. However, while elements from all of these conditions are associated with Asperger syndrome, the cause is usually Asperger's itself and not a separate condition. While there may be a correlation between them, the disorders are in fact distinct from one another. There is research which indicates people with Asperger's may in fact be far more likely to have the associated conditions, but for now the connection is largely one of resemblance.\n\nThere is an online test that you can take at this website to helP:\n\nhttp://www.thegeeksyndrome.com/  \n\nMake sure you talk to your doctor about the results if they concern you. Good luck!


it seems that since the "911" incident perfectly good people who communicate over the net get instant back off signs put up against the location they live in " israel " there are those of us that are not terrorists or crimminals that live here and just have an ordinary life - i was born in the u.s. and choose to live in israel - it doesnt mean that im a bad person.

Honestly, in my mind Israel is connected with Christianity and a couple of nice people whom I know from there, also of course rumors of the funny little greediness u have and a really special way to make business :)


i looove blonde jokes, i hope  i can get a few good ones...

Here are some that I love :\nA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"\n\nIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."\n\nOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"\n\nThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."\n------------\nblonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.\n\nThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.\n\nThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.\n\nFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.\n\nSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.\n\nTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.\n\nThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"\n\nThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"\n----------\nBLONDE DEODORANT\n\nA blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.\n\nUnfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.\n\n"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."\n"But I always get it here," says the blonde.\n"Do you have the container it comes in?"\n"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."\n\nShe returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."\n\nThe annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."


Think someone could read numerology books and work the fomulas backwords from what you know about someones personality to guess their name?

Umm, yeah, sure! So, what mischief did you latter? I covered 6 stores thoroughly in south coast plaza in 3 hours, beat that!


what is a 2.25 grade-point average in number grades out of 100(example 80)

Assuming, you're on a 4-point scale where 2.0 is a C (70), 2.25 is 72.25.


Some of our rights are being taken away every now and then. Slowly but surely, we are losing our rights because some people don't like what others do, especially in California,where you can't smoke in public places and even in your own home if 2nd hand smoke makes its way into the apt. or house next door. Californoia has the worst air qualith in the USA, yet non-smokers think they are breathing fresh air.

This is a symptom of a national disease. That disease is apathy. There is a value assigned to all thing according to rarity. Objects, beauty, the quality of life, even relationships. The more you have of something, or the less you had to work to get it, the less value you attache to it. This isn't a bad thing, it is completely natural. In nature there is competition and typically, the stuff that life needs to continue living, will be the stuff that is hard to find.\nAs a generation of Americans without any great war or great tagedy to scare us into caring about the things we have, we care very little about the luxuries we possess, the freedoms we enjoy, and in turn we run everything we have into the ground. We are apathetic to how our great government is run and don't even pay attension when the corperations take over and start wittleing away our freedoms. We are apethitic to each other and the happiness of our neighbors so we drive like selfish pricks, or we lie, or we otherwise treat eachother like crap. We do this because there has been no hardship big enough in any of our lives to teach us the real value of things. The real value of forming a brotherhood with our fellow Americans and doing good for goodness' sake. Also this process is what allows us to not be interested in how the defination of freedom is being changed. We have freedom taken away bit by bit. In increments so small it looks harmless. But eventualy we will all look up and realize that whatever isn't defined by the law is ilegal. This is fascism. It is a shame. This is a cycle that has been evedent throughout the history of Man. \n1) Things are awefull\n2) War against hardship to make life good\n3) Happiness and prosperity for 3-4 generations\n4) Decline\n5) War, etc.\nThis is sad, but it is the way things work. And it continues to happen because most people don't realize that this is the cycle. And until there is a great catastrophy to make us care about the things we have it will continue to decay.


Isn't it time for Puerto Rico to let go of its Commonwealth status?

Yes, Puerto Rico has all the rights of a US state, but without the responsibility.\n\nPart of the reason Puerto Rico is so poor is that Commonwealth staus puts them in a position where they have to rely on the federal government. Either make them contribute as equals or go their own way.\n\nCommonwealth was never meant to be a permanent status- it was meant as a transition to statehood or independence.


why do i find myself always thinkin about this other guy when i have a b/f already???  HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Well at least you have some morals in asking yourself this question.Just talk to your b/f and see for yourself how he thinks things are going.If it is not happening,then finish the relationship,get yourself over him totally and then see what can happpen with this one you keep thinking of.


When filling out a form, Firefox gives previously entered data in a drop down. Some of the entries are wrong. How do I get rid of the wrong ones?

you go to Tools/Options/ Privacy tag  deselect the "Save information....." option. and also click "clear saved form data now" button.


i knew a lady sha had cancer and depression. she told me she'd choose cancer over it any day.

because people are stupid and cruel. they consider depression as a weakness


When I treat my GF nice, she steps all over me and treats me like crap. But when i do that to her, The more she's in-love with me...what gives?

You have to be nice but don't let yourself be the doormat.\nShe wants you to be strong and true to yourself,\nso when you seem weak she punishes you (even though she may not realize this is what she thinks or what she does.).\n\nYour job is to be true to your strong male self,\nand you can be nice while doing that, it's just a bit of a balance...


Don't I seem like a decent enough person?  I work hard.  But it seems she hates me?

Some bosses you can never please. I had one that I could have stood on my head while I worked and it was never good enough.\n\nSometime I think when they don't like you perhaps you remind them of a teacher or aunt that hurt their feelings when they were a kid. Or you just may intimidate them by your knowledge and they think you are out to get their job.\n\nNote to Bosses....please be kind to your help because they are what gives your business success, and treating them like garbage is only going to promote high turn over.\n\nAs Bozo the Clown once said.."It's nice to be important but important to be nice." Be nice to your subordinates and they will be nice and work hard for you.


I was skateboarding when my skateboard hit my ankle really hard, all I could see was some scrapes so i didn't worry but it still hurts today and feels like an inside pain.\n\n\nIs it something i should worry about?

it could be internal bleeding. but if u can move it, it probably isnt broken. check with ur dr.


Was it what you though it would be? Was it one-off or more often than that.

married 6 yrs honey and paying for it everyday


You wouldn't want to do that unless you want people to think you're dumb or a criminal.  It's the worst accent in Britain - both my opinion and that of the UK as a whole.  Try a Scottish or Irish accent - much nicer and people will trust and respect you more as well.\n\nIf you really want to sound Cockney then just drawl everything, say 'innit', 'like', 'know what I mean'. 'right' at least 28 times in every sentence.\n\nHere's a good website, it's part of the BBC's Voices Project - http://www.bbc.co.uk/voices/recordings/index.shtml


I opened this account for my son's educational assistance. It has only 4 K, under-performed fund but the financial institution charges 75 dollars for every 3 months. Ouch.

https://www.tradeking.com/PrivateView/services/Services/commissionsPUB.tmpl\n\n\nvery low priced broker no fees\n\nTell your current firm that you are planning to switch, see if they will cut out the fees to keep you.


Why did US attacked Vitenam in 1970s? And why did they just support monarchs in Saudi Arabia, dictator in Pakistan but dont like Castro or Hugo Chavez?

To gain a Foothold there & eventually build a Military Base there & Build another Military Base there & Maintain a Foothold. The U.S. Military Has this need to Build Military Bases wherever they go. I think that in Iraq there are over #14 U.S. Military Bases over there too.Somehow the U.S. Military has this thing w/giving away Military Hardware to other Countries so's that we can Build A Military Base there too.


7.A sentence reads, "I think Robert Mary Jane Andrea Lee Ann and I should be the members of the committee." Not knowing how the different names are actually connected, how many commas must you add to the sentence to show that there will be five people on the committee? \nA.Two \nB.Three \nC.    Four \nD.    Five \n8.In which one of the following examples is the date written correctly? \nA.Monday, November 12, 2004 C. Monday, November, 12, 2004 \nB.Wed., 10-23, 1997 D. Wednesday, Aug. 6 2003 \n9.The process of brainstorming involves \nA.writing a first draft. \nB.making a list of ideas. \nC.editing your work. \nD.checking punctuation and capitalization . \n \n\n\nQuestions 10-12 are based on the following passage, which contains some errors. The sentences are numbered to help you answer the questions. \n(1) As soon as Loraine arrived in town, she phoned Dee. (2) However Dee was not home. (3) Discouraged, by this Loraine walked four blocks to a coffee shop. (4) She hoped Darlene her old friend would be there. (5) When she got to the coffee shop, Loraine found that Darlene was not there. (6) Loraine asked one of the waitresses where Darlene was, and she learned that Darlene had moved to Delaware. \n10. The first word in one of the sentences should be followed by a comma. What is that word? \nA.Loraine \nB.However \nC.She \nD.When \n11.Which sentence in the passage contains a parenthetical element that should be set off by commas? \nA.Sentence 1 C. Sentence 4 \nB.Sentence 2 D. Sentence 5


Comcast digital cable box motorolla DCT3412  used fire wire port.  IT will not work because I do not have the software...where do I find the software?\nI was hoping to save and then transfer shows to my computer.  I want to save them then burn onto DVDs instead of downloading from bitlord and going to jail....

ZedNeon will only miss the 10points.\n\nTry this website\nhttp://www.calibex.com


like are they still a virgin after masturbating if you are a girl?

Virginity is a relative term. Remember it applies to both men and women.\n\nA girl/boy who had sex can still be called virgin at heart. \n\nTake the example of a girl who had been raped. It was totally against her desire, will and wish. Does it mean she lost her virginity. Absolutely not. I would say she still is a virgin at heart. Just because her 'cherry' or 'hymen' is broken, it doesnt mean she lost her virginity. \n\nSports women in all probability will have their hymen torn or ripped naturally. Does it mean they have lost their virginity. No.\n\nIf a girl likes a boy and only that boy, as regards to that boy she is a virgin whether her 'cherry' is broken or not.\nAs regards to others, she is not a virgin because she has someone in her heart.\nHope i solved the meaning of virginity.


Like said in the Da Vinci Code, it says a lot about the last supper picture. Do you believe this? is there more to this?

i would not be surprised if da vinci code is true upto some extent.


ok...I'm a webmaster and I have no idea how to get proper link exchange so that I can get my websites on the search engines. Does anyone know of ways how to optimize a website, or any software that can do this, to get on top listings on search engines without paying anything?

Webmasters are busy people and rarely have time to spare but you are just going to have to make time to read up on this topic...\n\nRead your way through the tutorial here http://www.seo-blog.com/tutorial.php and when you have finished you will know everything you need to know.


I do have faith in God, but lately discussions about creationism and evolution have been making me think.\nI do believe that God did things so I can have a better afterlife, but sometimes I find it hard not to believe in evolution. It makes sense on alot of levels. Anyone dealing with this also? Any opinions. \n\nPlease no negative ones.\nIf all you have to say is negative, please do not waste space and time and have me read something that is just going to annoy me, thanks.

The Bible tells us Who. Science tries to tell us how (& there are many "hows" that science has figured out). Evolution is just a theory (not a proven fact), it is PoliticallyCorrect (so it is probably theologically wrong) - but it is an attempt to explain how God may have designed His creation.\n\nIn any event, the speculation is not worth much time or worry - it is not a criteria for God's Salvation by His Grace based on true faith (acceptance of His Salvation & acceptance of His Lordship, to be a disciple to seek to do His will). Scriptural fact:\n\nTrue Faith + God's Grace = His Salvation\n\nEvolution (or any other process of creation) is not a belief factor in the equation for Salvation. It doesn't matter if you think green is the prettiest color, or if you think orange is the prettiest color, or some other color - that is not a factor in God's Salvation, either. 'Faith + Grace = Salvation' is a time-tested formula - since Abraham - & it still works the SAME way. Because God is unchanging, His Word is unchanging, His Law is unchanging, His Salvation is unchanging.


is it actually going to happen? there are many countries that posess nuclear weapons such as india and israel! and especially after the war in iraq wouldnt the bush administration lose credibility if it invades another oil-rich nation?

I think the Bush administration has already lost all credibility.  I doubt they spend much time worrying about that.\n\nTo answer your question, in my opinion, no, we won't invade Iran.  I don't think the American public is prepared to go along with another war when we're already in the quagmire of Iraq.


I am looking for comments, posts or feedback concerning my site at www.FaithInTheGrace.com

:}\ngreat start, use more ideas like you have already\nthanks


So my friend thinks one of his friends is gay.  Has thought so for years.  He told his other friend this info.  Turns out that the friend he thinks is gay isn't... In reality, the friend he told this to IS.  And, to make it even more interesting, that friend has the hots for him.  Now this guy isn't gay that I know of, but the gay friend wants him.  So what's a gay to do?

well if the other guy you thought is gay, is not...\nthen the best thing for the gay guy to do is too either see for himself cuz the 'straight" guy may be lying, or to find someone else


Apart from the fact that Bill Clinton had some major weaknesses, WJ Clinton has a wonderful list of both political and social policies to his credit.

I would not classify him as a remarkable President.  He had no concept of Foreign Policy, his domestic policy was mediocre at best.  I would rate Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Franklin Roosevelt and JFK as better presidents.


I have the same type of dream, it's been for about a week now, it won't go away, i want to make it stop. I"m ready to stop sleeping, if i can't make it go away, i need to make it go away, i wake up shaking and sweating and crying and i worry about it all day.


how do u tell your best friend which is a guy that u like him ? we tell each other everything , and we know everything about each other .I can tell him anything but I dont know if I should tell him I like him and how should I tell him .I am a girl so dont say I am gay.

just do it when you feel comfortable doing it. but do it, before he gets to liking another girl.


given that: \nr + s = 14,\ns + t = 20,\nr + t = 22.\nr + s + t = ?\n\nplease show steps/method!

add all the equations, you get\n2(r+s+t) = 56\nso,\nr+s+t = 56/2 = 28\ndone!!


I've heard that the many alternative fuels have been created, and also cars that can run off of water, But big oil Companies send out lawyers to buy the plans or hit men to kill the people that invented the stuff, and the government backs them cause they get much of their revenue from oil sales and bribes.

Oil does rule all politics unfortunately. But can I suggest a simple alternative that we could all see as common sense? Use wind or wave power to generate electricity. Use this energy to split water into its prime components. Let oxygen into the air. Burn the Hydrogen in our cars and have water as the resulting by product. You could almost make this work in your back garden! We would only need lubricating oils then which could probably be created from vegetable sources!


my besite is a goth i really dont care that she is but what will happen to me and what will happen to her.

Who cares what she is or how she dresses I am 50 years old and have met goths many times who are very decent people. If you are concerned about safety issues or there have been some problems you deal with it the same way as you would if it was a safety issue from anyone else.  Your bestie is still hanging with you isn't she and to her you are different but she lets you be who you are


Ive owned my laptop for less than 6 months . When I first got it, it already had God-knows-how-many programs on it, but it ran extremely quickly and reliably. Ive added less than 10 new programs, and now it runs slower, has higher memory usage, runs less reliably, and in general runs more like an older computer.

At your start menu choose run -> type: msconfig and uncheck all applications you don't want starting and running the entire time.  Most programs want to start on boot up.  The only one i leave checked is my anti virus and firewall none of the others are necessary.


Last year (2005)was the furtest they ever made it, to the elite 8. Louisville beat them with a score of 85-93 in overtime.\n\nHere is a website with an article and more details about the game. \n\nhttp://sports-att.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=254000015


and i waiting for an answer till end of this month.

If you cheat your hurting everyone involved including yourself. Be good, also if you are considering cheating then maybe you should just break it off. Find someone that makes you forget about everyone else around! That's when you will find love.


those little plastic pieces that are attached to tags. I went to got pull the tag and the plastic piece shot up and hit the white part of my eye and part of my brown eye, It didnt touch the pupil. Now my eye hurts and a little red. It hurts to strain my eye. I wear contacts so I dont know if this helped to protect it. should i go to the doctor?

Yeah, if it hurts that bad otherwise Id wait 24hours. Only you can be the judge of it though.


Quick question, what are they refering to when pro curlers say "never". Don't know just heard it a lot during the Tim Hortons Brier.

It means that the skip is telling the sweepers never to sweep the rock.\n\nThis could be for a few reasons but it usually means he thinks the rock needs to curl more to get to where he wants it to end up.\n\nHe is calling what is called the line  when he does this.\n\nMany times you will here this but then the skip changes his mind and tells the sweepers to sweep by yelling Hard or Go etc.


he does something you think deserves praise?

This is a very insightful question. Very considerate. 9/10 questions here are either insulting or bringing down husbands/boyfriends and fiance`s. Bravo.


i am trying to figure out a way to save people from wasting time and money on quixtar, yet i cannot think of a way to do so.

For years Quixtar diamonds have been filing suit against one another for dumb reasons.  Exposing these scandals could help people see the organization for what it really is.  Also, most people who join Quixtar are told that they should start subscribing to the training tapes, or "standing-order," and spending hundreds of dollars on seminars.  What they actually don't realize is that most of this money goes directly in the pockets of their up-line.  It is estimated that almost 70% of the income for a diamond or plantinum memeber comes from the training material from his downline, and not from PV/BV bonuses.  No wonder they push you so hard to listen to tapes every week.


It's hard for me to get off my butt and go to the gym or for a run. Once I'm there, I really enjoy it though. What kinds of things motivate you to work out, and what do you do at the gym to keep you strong through your entire workout?

The best thing is always to work out with a partner. Knowing that s/he will be at the gym waiting for you is perhaps the single most effective type of motivation. Also, like you said, once you get there, you start to have a lot of fun -- and you'll see that, once you really "get into it," you'll never want to NOT go to the gym.\n\nAs for staying strong throughout the workout, I found that this will also improve over time -- you'll start to feel more energetic overall as your body adjusts to a more fit lifestyle. \n\nSo, good luck, and stick with it! It'll be one of the best things you'll have ever done for yourself.


although the lease stated "no pets",my tenant acquired an aggressive dog. A visiting friend teased the dog and was nipped. Blood was drawn, EMT's arrived. We have pic's of the kid playing tennis and golf a few days later. My insurance company never paid a cent, yet i pay more for coverage because it is flagged as having an "incident" on my history. Is this legal? Can i do this to my archenemy?  ;)  Seriously, isn't this a slippery slope? I'm guilty of nothing, the kid is guilty of fraud, yet i can't get discount insurance.  if it matters, the house is in NY.

NY Sucks dude. I also live here and own a Rottweiller. The biggest baby you will ever meet, however NY has deemed Them, Pit Bulls, and several otherdogs as dangerous and the insurance (if you can get it for these dogs) is outrageous. You should have taken pics and video of the kid playing tennis and golf andsent it into the insurance company. They may have been able to do something. Contact a Lawyer, maybe they can give you advice, go with an insurance lawyer, hewill know betterthan anyone.


The female ice skaters are always raising there legs up really high, So what do they do to show no lines.

I'm sure they're either using tampons or that new Instead thing. \n\nI don't know if you ever read a book called "Little Girls in Pretty Boxes," but I suggest you check it out.  This book raises issues about self-image and the obsession these young ladies struggle with over their weight, and physical build which leads to disastrous eating disorders and psychological damage.  One of the facts about eating disorders among young women is that once she loses so much weight and body fat, she is unable to menstruate until she reaches an appropriate weight again.  Perhaps this is an issue to consider as well.\n\n'Hope this helps to answer your question.


god its getting in my fucking nerves but im not sure what to do\ncause if i do people will call me a ferk\nbut its not true \ni love the idea of teret cards\nand i use to have a group of gypsies living down my road at my old house\nand i hung out with them when i got out of the house

Do what you want.  Was that freak, or jerk?\nWho cares what people think?  You can play with tarot cards if you choose, and you can do whatever else you want, as long as it's legal, right?  And somebody's going to come along here and give you a definition and history on gypsies.  It's inevitable.  Do some homework and make your choice.  You're only labelling (sp) yourself, anyway.


Keep in mind I truly love her and she loves me too.. But I'm not sure if my dating her may affect negativly with her son and husband..

It's not suggestable...but many have done things out of 'love' that they probably shouldn't have done..\n\nThe facts are, if she doesn't love her husband she should divorce him, but she should do this before dating you. \n\nThe divorce stages are mind boggling and become very cruel in most cases, especcially when infidelity is an issue. (I have seen SO many people that have made a mistake of cheating), and they paid for it...any proof of the affair is brought up in court, and some have had to pay monetary damages to their soon ex-spouse for cheating and breaking their marriage contract.. One that I know of not only received money from the spouse.. but also the person they had an affair with...So.. no it's not a good thing to get involved with a married woman.  \n\n'Her son'..or 'their son'?  Because if the boy is a result of their marriage and relationship..it is the husbands son too...and he (the husband) will always be connected to your lady friend through their child.. as they should be. \n\nThe child, depending on his age could react in many ways..if he's really young the divorce would probably pass by with some uncertainties of "If mommy got rid of daddy, will she get rid of me too?" And if he's old enough to understand, then he may resent you for being the guy who caused it, even if you aren't THE reason .. you will be the easy focus for a kid to understand. \n\nIf you truely love her, respect her enough to leave her marriage alone until she is able to decide that she loves you enough to disolve the marriage and date you. My gut instinct is.. you're a fun on the side distraction to her, and she doesn't plan to leave her husband for you...and everyone desrves something more than just to be a 'second best waiting in the wings' (Just being honest)


what is full form of DKU. The cable that we use for communicatin to pc.Wht is difference between DKU 5 and DKU 3 cable.

DKU is an truncated name for 'Disk Unit' which is ususally reffered to an External Memory which stores the information exchanged with the CPU.\n\nAs such there isn't any difference in DKU-3 and DKU-5 since functionality is the same, however, there can be adjustment differences. I mean while patching, some devices may only fit with DKU-3 while others with DKU-5


For Ten Points:\n\nThink of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

the third word in "the english language" is "language" ofcourse!!!


I tried Public Records.com  there were, local,criminal, government, etc. It looked perfect until it lead to databases to pay to use.

There are no free sites for this information.  The information is kept in a database that requires payment, so all the sites that get the information have to pay, and then charge you.  Sorry.


I would like to become a fashion designer but where I am located right now has hindered me from going to school. I know I will need 4 years of college. Right now I am trying to register and trademark my clothing so I can create my portfolio for college and a business plan so when I go apply for a business loan I will well prepared in a since. Being stationed in Montana has held me up for 5 years and I would just like to get started on my goal as soon as possible. I know it will be alot of work but I am prepared to do what I half to. I know I could have taken online classes, but I like to be hands on. Plus no one out there will give a person who doesn't have any experience a chance so I half to take it one step at a time. But as for right now I am looking for all the help and answers I can get to help me along the way. Thanks for all the information that will come.

Any time you can put on a resume that not only did you work for a company but you were the president is wonderful. employers  would appreciate a go getter that tried.\n just think, If your successful in the first year how could they ever deny you a degree?


I personally think it would be a huge mistake and loss if we did. All of our time and money will go DOWN The drain, and Iraq will be back to their old barbarian ways, running free through the streets shooting up buildings and people, free to threaten the US anytime they want AGAIN, etc. I know I will be voting for Bush again, so that he can finish what he started and make their land a better place, along with being a good President to our country.

Dang! That Emily Rose is crazy, isn't she? Wow. I totally agree and see exactly what you are saying crystal. Of course the war shouldn't be ended, it would be suicide for us, and a waste of all of our money.  But I fully support George Bush, he is a good man, and a good president. But that is what the world has come to today. American citizens are turning against their own leader, no wonder the world is spiraling downwards, we should be supporting our president, not picking on him.\n\nHOW FAIR IS  1 person against billions of people who are ganging up on him. The World is changing for the worse because of people like that.


my brother ran/walked a marathon (26.2 miles) today and is running a fever and have chills. He claims to have drank alot of gatorade and water. I want to know if that is the bodies normal reaction to high levels of physical stress?

I've never had a fever, but I have had chills after a marathon.  While you're running the race, you're body is generating heat.  If it's a slightly chilly day, then when you finish, your body has a lot of sweat on it, which quickly cools and can gives you chills.  If you're not careful after wards, you could experience hypothermia due to the quick heat loss.  Make sure you immediately put your sweats back on, as soon as you finish, or have someway to get warm.  I got the chills last year, after finishing a marathon (it was cool, and I didn't get my sweats on right after finishing).  This year, just barely after I finished, I put my sweats on, and never experienced the chills (and it was just as chilly as last year).\n\nI hope your brother is feeling better by now, and congratulate him on finishing his marathon!


It just seems that i have alot my guys that want to be my friends instead of my boy friend and it sucks! I dont like to date ppl that like live far away, but everything is far away from where i live. I just want to know why guys just think of my as a friend and not a girl friend.

Guys tend to take childhood female-friend as buddy rather than girlfriend material. At least until you give them a different impression. I'm not saying that you should not be yourself.. but maybe show them the other part of yourself.


He beat up his grandma and is always wanting to kill someone. Always ask really wierd questions.  I think the boy may be in trouble and needs some help.

Hi \nThank God those days of fighting with my husband are over. There is never enough for men and they blame us for it. Of course, you do get the frindge benifits that I do not get.\nHope that you do not think this should be said, just remember how senile I am; it has been so long that my cherry tree grew back and I have an orchard now. The devil made me say it. Do not be offended, I won't do it again. I hope; if my senality stays under control. Hope you are smiling.


How do you get rid of the gray-ish look of your armpits after you shave? I heard it is caused from a loss of moisture. I shave in the morning and then put deoderant on, so I can't really use lotion. Any ideas?

wax, its the best way to remove hair.then you don't see the stubble under the skin.


She likes books such as Amelia and American Girls. Is there a possible party with these selections?

Is it a suprise party?? Then dont ask her . Ask her what she  thinks! Or just throw a pool party in a indoor pool!


It is known to be a certainty that we will have this pandemic, but the question is WHEN?


i dont think i should tell you that, you have a perverts avatar


No idea how it got in, but safe to say I feel bad and wish to come to his/her aid-\nnot gonna cut any holes in the screen\nideas on getting it near a door?

Leave it alone with a door or window open.  Dragonflys will often move on after a while.


i know french kissing is way much better but im just asking

No, because that is a big turn off because you have to wipe that sh*t off


I'm a citizen of the US.  When I go overseas (mainly to Europe), I always say I am from the "States."  However, Europeans overwhelmingly refer to US citizens as "Americans" or the country of the US as "America."\n\nIt's isn't US citizens calling their country "America."  It's Europeans, from what I've seen!


I have that 25 free songs a month think from Rhapsody, and I cant figure out what song I want to listen to next... Suggestions?

system of a down, disturbed, drowning pool, ozzy, nine inch nails, tool, papa roach


If this vehicle is a cummins diesel will the change in wheel size affect the performance,,torque,,horsepower,,,,,gas mileage etc....

All the above. the taller wheels will need more power and torque to move.


Let's see who is the greatest Band or Artist of all time! Cast your votes for Music Madness - the single elimination championship. Your choice should be for who you feel personally is the best, not who is the most popular. The entire bracket can be viewed at www.AnthemDJ.com.

probably Ray Charles but give Jimmy Buffet his dues a million parrotheads can't be wrong. Wish I had that guys money.


ok,so i have been going out with him for three months,and one week(tomarrow) and i still love him,but i think the only reason he want`s to go out with me is because he know`s i will make out with him,but we haven`t made out since last tuesday(the day after both of our 14th b-days)they are on the same day,anyway,he likes this girl that i don`t like at all,and she doesn`t like me either,but he has been telling some people that he is going to break up with me for almost a week in a haf,but he keeps telling me that he loves me,he doesn`t like her,and he isn`t going to break up with me,the other day in science class,he told his friend,that he didn`t realy care about me that much,i was standing right there,i think he is just as confussed as me,but i don`t know what to do,i still love him,and i don`t want to break up with him,cuz he is realy sweet,i know,as soon as i break up with him,that he is going to go out with her(x-gf),cuz he always sits by her at lunch now instead of me!what do i do?

move on darlin'!  Breaking up in a note is for little boys!


my wireless Homeline is connected to adsl box and it same everything is working v.good. but when i switch on wireless option,it show this on screen(no wireless networks were found in the range,make sure the wireless switch on your computer is on). i think in WLAN Broadband Router, setup i have change wireless security setup in Encryption key 1\n13 characters.when reboot the pc wireless option stop funtion.i try to put everything as it was but can't get in within the main enter http:// 192.168.1.254, any help will be appreciate

See if your wireless switch is on. Depending on your operating system, during the boot process press either F-8 or Ctrl key…….This will take you to the Bios telling you if the wireless switch is on.


A company preparing for an initial public stock offering (IPO) files a preliminary prospectus that includes a warning message printed in red ink. What is this document’s nickname?


i am trying so hard to get this guy but he is not responding i really dont want to give up because hes a great guy

Well, maybe all U got 2 do is to stay quiet 4 a while.  See, when It comes about women, men always say: "We prefer someone who gives the first step..." but when a girl gives the first step and they like that, they would like this girl to wait a little bit, they don't like the rush, when someone is so persistant they got panic.\nAlmost all men think that we're gonna manipulate the whole situation if we always take control of them.\nJust wait a little bit, no need to push him to do things.\nIf U already gave him a few signs, just wait until he gives U his.


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The doc said i have the mental illness that i acts sick to get attention that i'm probly not having any seizure i asked then why did the eeg doctor stopped the test after i had a seizure while doing the test, the physo doc said that he would need a video eeg to belive that. He was there to check if the seizures were hurting my memory, the first question he asked me was had i had any traumas i my life i said yes and named them off and told him that i delt with those problems 25 years ago he just wanted to talk about what had happend to me that long ago then when all the test were over he did do some memory test i asked him what he thought and he said that mabe i couldnt do my best in some of the things that i had, because i wanted people to think that i'm sick so they will feel sorry for me and that mabe i should take prozac i told him that weight gain was part of the health issues that i told him as why i didnt want to take the antiepaletic meds for the rest of my life.

Hi\n\nI feel that what your doctor could be referring to is a diagnosis of psychosomatic disorder.   Psychosomatic means :   Of or relating to a disorder having physical symptoms but originating from mental or emotional causes.\n\nWhilst the symptoms you are experiencing are very real, they have no organic origin.    It is more a case of the influence of your subconscious mind on your body.\n\nMost people with this disorder are genuinely in need of help and this help needs to be two fold.\n\nFirstly your physical symptoms must be addressed because as I said before, they are real.\nSecondly, you need Counselling to locate what is causing this to occur and how to locate ways within yourself to stop.\n\nI hope this helps.


what are the job opportunities available for a BS psychology undergraduate?

Many companies hire people with undergraduate degrees in fields such as psychology, archeology and palentology, but most of the time, the jobs have little or nothing to do with the field of study.\n\nAn undergraduate degree is what opens the doors of most companies.  \n\nIf you want to pursue psychology, you will need at least a Master's degree and more likely a doctoral degree.


if they are lining their pockets with profits benefiting their own personal bank account, and manipulating the public eyes.

Absolutly not! My father was a police officer and a deputy for years. It is unbelievable how many oportunities there are for people in these positions to do just that. It takes a lot of integrity and determination to fulfill these positions.


all of them!!!!!\nespecially -  you're the fisrt time i've thought about leaving.


Auditors are welcome to gimme the answer.. This is beyond my knowlege and cant be found in da textbook.. huhu :(

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