Last week i went to the hairdressers with my mate kevin and as he was sitting with his head back in the sink gettin it washed , he coughed and the contents of his throat flew out his mouth and landed in the haisdressers hair ...i was killin myself laughin when she was tryin to get it out of her hair with a paper towel lol.....he left her a £5 tip

After something like that, I would have definetly left some more.  But it also depends on her attitude and how well she cut the hair.


Are there any taboos still when it comes to race among men and women?

no there bare so many interacial couples now adays.


i play fantsy basketball on smallworld.com now i hav a problem. its a salery cap league so i get money to buy players. i hav dwade and nash but i also hav enough money to trade one of them away and get dirk. shod i get dirk or no??

Yes, because a star forward and a star guard is better than two star guards!


I'm just trying to get a consensus on everybody's opinion.  Atheists can answer, but I'm looking more for christians to answer due to the religious nature to the question.

your spirit is your thought, your soul is your being


first it froze so I turned it off and it would not turn on again. when I pushed the on button it showed the message it shows just before it goes off "Windows is entering power saving mode." Then the screen would go black but it wouldn't go off all the way, the yellow light on front was still on, so I kept trying to turn it off and on and now it is working.\nI had downloaded www.paltalk.com and used it a while and left a window open for paltalk and came back and it was frozen, mouse wouldn't move, then disappeared.\nWhat is wrong with it?

If it isn't your hibernation settings, then your cpu is overheating.  It can be overheating because the fan isn't spinning, but it can also overheat because of dust on the fan, causing it to turn too slowly, or even because of huge amounts of dust on the heatsink itself.  The heatsink is the large piece of copper or aluminum that sits directly on top of your cpu, underneath the cpu fan.


Everyone I know calls me a rocker chick, simply for the fact that I love 80''s metal.  I love hair bands.  I guess it was because I became a teenager in the 80's and I just love the vibe that was out there at the time. Anyone else out there agree with me.  And for the record I am 35, so please do not hassle me with kid comments if you were only born in that era...lol

I can just see you as this rocking old lady loving metal bands some day in the future.\n\nIf you love it stick with it!!


in window syatems there is START on d left bottom side, i want 2 write my name on this

1. Download Resource Hacker.\n\n2. Locate explorer.exe in your C:/Windows directory. Copy this file somewhere and give it the name explorer.bak.\n\n3. Launch resource hacker and use resource hackers menus to open up explorer.exe. Once opened you will see a lot of collapsed folders.\n\n4. Expand the String Table folder and then find folder No. 37 (folder No. 38 if you're in Windows Classic mode).\n\n5. Click on resource 1033 and locate the text that says 'start.' This is your Start button, Change the 'start' text to your text of choice. You don't have a character limit, but the text takes up valuable taskbar space, so don't make it too long.\n\n6. Click on the button labeled Compile Script. This updates the settings for your Start button. But nothing will happen until you complete through step #20, so keep going!\nIf you just want to change the text and nothing else like hover text, image, etc. jump to step 16.\n\nChange your hover text\n\n7. While you're here, why not also change the text that pops up when your mouse hovers over your Start button?\n\n8. Right now it says 'Click here to begin.' Well, duh! We already know that's where to begin!\n\n9. Open folder No. 34 and click on resource 1033.\n\n10. Find the text that says 'Click here to begin' and change it to something cooler.\n\n11. Click on the Compile Script button to update this resource.\n\nCustomize your Start icon\n\n12. For an added bonus, you can also change the Windows icon to the left of the text, too.\n\n13. Collapse the String Table folder and expand the Bitmap folder at the top of your folder list.\n\n14. Click on folder No. 143 and click on resource 1033. You should see that familiar Windows icon.\n\n15. Go to the Action Menu and select 'Replace bitmap.' Select 'Open file with new bitmap', and locate the replacement image on your machine. Note: The image must have a .bmp extension and a size of 25 pixels by 20 pixels. Then click the Replace button.\n\nMake your new Start button active\n\n16. Now that you've made your changes, save the file in your Windows folder with another name, such as explorer1.exe. Don't name it Explorer.exe, because that file is already being used by your system.\n\n17. Now that we have created a new Explorer1.exe file we need to get Windows to use it. That’s where the Registry editor comes in. Click on your "start" button and then click "RUN". Now type "regedit" and click the "OK" button to open the registry editor.\n\n18. In the registry editor go to "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\ SOFTWARE\ Microsoft\ Windows NT\ CurrentVersion\ Winlogon". Once there double click on the string value "Shell". Once inside the text box will have "explorer.exe" in it, delete that and type in "explorer1.exe", (what we saved the new explorer file as) then click the "OK" button.\n\n19. Make sure explorer1.exe is in the "C:\Windows\" directory otherwise you will have to type the whole path ito the text box.\n\n20. Now reboot your computer and enjoy your new start button!


She tells me after work that she's got to go clear her head, and that she's got to go find herself.\nThat was 12/30/05. She's been back 4 times in the 5mos. and she says that she still cares and that she's trying to get that feeling back, but she doesn't call I've got to call her. I've going through some real hard changes here and I'm trying to keep my head up but sometimes it gets real tough.\nAny thoughts? She talks to everyone else but me. I have recently found out that she is a compulsive lyer, amoungst other things that has been in her past. I didn't know that some of the things until recently, but I still love her.\nAny suggestions?

I think she has answered your question about her coming back, sounds like she is gently trying to tell you its over.  Have you tried marriage counselling??? You also might want to ask yourself what you did to make her want to leave, did you appreciate her?  Its so hard to advise you when all the details are not known.


Just not that long ago, I started to have windows pop up and say that my copy of windows is not genuine. Does that mean I have a illegal copy of windows XP, because I have a real version of it. Am I a victim of a scam, or what?

it means that the copy of windows running your computer did not come from an official Windows software disk but a copy of the original, like burning a CD or DVD to make a copy, it looks the same, acts the same and sounds the same but its not.\ni don't know how windows can find out your stuff is not genuine but they just can.


Both speed up the heart, put pressure on the veins, stress the mind, so why is one good for you and the other is bad!     Note:The things I think up & write down at work.

Sorry, but you are so misinformed I don't even know where to begin in answering your question, so I'll just say this. People don't exercise at every waking hour on everyday like a meth junkie shoots up. Your heart gets a work out and then recovers and becomes stronger. This also affects your nervous system in a way that lowers your heart rate when it is at rest, which keeps your heart from weakening prematurely. As far as exercise stressing the mind, there is such little truth to that statement that shouldn't even comment on it, but I will. Exercise causes an endomoprhic rush in the brain that improves your mood, helps you sleep, etc. etc. Nice theory though.


What are the items that need to go in the bag that you pack for the hospital?

If you are going to be in hospital for several days:\n\nFor yourself\n\n2 nightdresses\nSeveral pairs of panties\n3 nursing bras\nBreast pads\nSanitary pads\nSlippers\nA good book or a few magazines\nMake up bag (if you are so inclined)\nToiletries\nA comb or brush\nA camera\nPhone card or plenty of change for the phone plus telephone numbers for those you want to notify!\n\n\nFor the baby\n\n3 or 4 all in ones\n3 or 4 bibs\n2 0r 3 pairs of scratch mittens\nNappies\n3 or 4 vests\n1 shawl or blanket\n2 muslin squares\nA 'coming home' outfit (if you are so inclined!)\nSome sort of jacket or coat (depending on the temperature)\nNappy cream\nSkin moisturiser\nBaby bath solution\n\n\nTo bring him or her home\n\nA stroller or a car seat or a sling (to be brought in when you are being discharged)\n\nThis is for a 4 day stay. I have suggested extras in here because sometimes there are accidents and the baby can soil himself or soil you or you may end up leaking milk every where! If you are only staying for the day of the birth, one of each item of clothing should do. You should ask what the hospital will supply before lugging this lot though!\n\nIncidentally, during early labour you might want to braid your hair. One it will be out of the way - labour is hot work! Second, I lost a lot of hair immediately after giving birth and it got tangled really easily. Braiding it will keep it under control until you can deal with it properly.\n\nGood luck with the birth!\n\nEdit: Where I say nappies I mean diapers!


Xppro, 2.0Ghz, 960 MB ram, service pack2-all updates. Iexplorer 7.0. Downloaded yahoo messenger7.5 with voice but when i click on the desktop icon i get a hourglass momentarily and then nothing else. I have both iexplorer and fire fox. Have tried making iexplorer my default browser as i am aware it will not function with firefox, reinstalled messenger, turned off my firewall (zone alarm).activex is supported in my iexplorer.\nThanx for any help

It is not a problem with browser installation. I too have have ie and Firefox. Firefox is my default browser. Yahoo Messenger 7.5.0 works for me. \nTry this.\n    Uninstall Yahoo messenger. Remove the installtion folder. do a fresh installtion.


What is yours and why? Be descriptive, no one-liners please!

Well mine would have to be the final for the 2002 Korea/Japan WC. It was such a beautiful moment. I love Brazil and I was happy to see them come back from that humiliating defeat in '98 to France. The two goals Ronny scored against Germany were just spectacular. I can't wait for this world cup--I know there will be just as many good memories and moments to cherish as there were in previous World Cups. \n\n*Go Brazil*


I am a Materials Manager (in Hindustan Aernautics Limited Hyderabad, India) dealing with Russian Materials. As I want to enter Russian Part Numbers, with Russian Letters and Characters in its original form, in Oracle Database (without having to trasliterate Russian Part Numbers into English)and retrieve in its Original form from one of the fields of Materails Table ( Entries in other fields of Materails Table need to be in English). Will some one help and guide me how to go about? I am required to deal with approximately 25000 types of Russian Parts for my Company and I am finding it quite cumbersome to trasliterate Russian Part Numbers into English to enter in Materials Table. If further details are required I would be more than glad to provide. Please help me.

did you try installing a russian language pack on the comp?\nsorry i'm not familiar with Oracle but i'm guessing you keep inventory of your russian parts in that program? have you tried calling the support number for Oracle? it well maybe that it doesn't support russian (cyrillic) encoding.\n\non the other hand i can suggest making a template to keep in front of you that shows which letters correspond to which in rus/eng, for easier entry into your database\n\nalso i was wondering if you have a russian/eng keyboard? that might help so you don't have to do it blindfoldedly (so to speak). to get a rus/eng keyboard you can via internet from russia and they don't cost a whole lot either\n\nif you like to speak some more about this IM me on konstantinshark (@yahoo.com) take care


The Bible should be able to endure all manner of inquiry and analysis if it's as important as some people claim. However, very few people are willing to analyze the Bible and just take it at face value. What gives? Are they lazy or scared that their simple notions might be insufficient? Do they just like to parrot what their preacher tells them?

There are lots of people who analyse the Bible. They tend to be quiet, academic people who's views are not "exciting"enough to make the press. We only hear from two sorts of people :\n\n1) Those who read it and are convinced that every word is absolutely true. WRONG! It may be inspired by God but it was written by men, and has been translated goodness knows how many times, of course it has many errors and  inconsistencies, and even (dare I say it) deliberate falsehoods.\n\n2) Those who don't read it and are sure it is absolutely false. WRONG! At the very least it is an admirable work of history : even if you are an atheist, you can't blindly say its not true.\n\nThere are adjectives that describe both types of person ; bigot, closed minded, well, OK, I'll stop, but I could go on for quite a while.\n\nJust ask yourself this if you are worried about the Bible being robust : how many YAHOO! Answers will be discussed or debated in 2-3000 years time?\n\nHave you analysed it? Try, its actually a very good read.


come on there has to be some1 who knows.

Dear friend,\nAn American theory implies that the safty of our nation is completely depend on the safety of world. So Bush the president started a defence before the attack of Iraq to the safety of this area could be insure while there is lots of loss on this war for USA which are on surface and not deep. But u should know, after a war usually the winner should control the area to make the situation calm and cool. so the best way is to stay in and control.


I dont like watching footbal. I see lots of other girls seem really hyper about it. Do you really like it or are u just pretending you like it to get the guys attention?\nDo you do it cause guys like it?

I don't even pretend to like it...not for a guy not for anyone. If they can't like you for who you really are then they aren't worth your time anyway. Don't put on an act for anyone...be yourself and be happy:)


I heard recently that other (non-Biblical) traditional texts say it was the paralytic who had been healed by the Sheep's Pool. This seems unlikely to me, but I can't find the story that's out there being referred to.

The *Bible* doesn't say.\n\nLawrence\nhttp://www.truebiblesermons.com


Have your friend who knows this girl (in my case because i'm a guy) go see a new movie she likes and have your friend tell the girl i'm inviting my friend because he likes this movie too and you go to the movie and your friend introduces you to the girl who you admire and you end up sitting next to the girl throughout the whole movie and then you know each other and talk to each other in school and then after you two have been good friends for a long time you could ask her out and if she says yes you got your self a girlfriend. Now isn't that the best way to meet someone you really like. Hope this is some good advice to someone who is to shy to approach her. This should make it easier. So isn't this a really good way to meet someone you like?

it is the best way of doing it first being friends first and see where it goes from there


If there is proof that you did not commit a crime but was convicted of that crime and there's evidents showing that, can you be denied that evidence after requesting it for many years.

Yes it is illegal to withhold evidence. As a defendant you are allowed to bring whatever evidence to show your innocence. A laywer could supoena the evidence. I'm not a 100% sure how that works. But if they won't give it to the defendant than they should get a lawyer to help them or there are groups out there that try to help get people out of jail who are innocent.\n\nThey only way that I know of that evidence is can be withheld for a trial is if the prosecutor obtains the evidence in an illegal way.


why do women hate me, i'm polite, nice, smart, funny... and yet...

omg. id date u. i like guys who r funny,smart,nice and a since of humor. but id also like them to be romantic


Stupid people asking even more stupid questions. Click the REPORT ABUSE link and send it off.

I'm trying to educate all the dumb A$$es in the world!  It's a tough job.  I've lead a sheltered life.  I didn't know there where SO MANY idiots.  It's really sad.


My engagement ceremony just finished on 30th April 2006 with one upper middle class family’s girl but I am little bit afraid for my financial strengths, which is little bit weaken at the moment, however I have capabilities for a great future. So my worried, whether she being with me for forever? She has to face little adjustment in her lifestyle, can she bare it? However, I explain my present situation to her and she shown her readiness with me….!!! But how long….??? That’s the question??

If she really loves you that shouldn't matter, and if she just wants money then you don't need no gold digger.


I wrote this...tell me what you think of it.\n\n4 + (6! - 0.5(12^2 + (403 + 1))) = 2(15^2)\n\nFour plus the difference between\nThe factorial of six and the mean\nOf twelve squared and four\nHundred three (plus one more)\nEquals double the square of fifteen.


How do you make those little heart symbols by your name like on myspace? it's bugging the hell outta me! answer my question please!

You can make a little heart symbol by:\n\nWhile holding down the alt key down press the numbers 259.  ♥♥♥♥♥\n\nDo not press the numbers all at one tine, just press 2, then 5, and then 9. Then let up on the Alt key. To make another heart just repeat as above. (ö¿ö) ♫ ♫ ♫


i masturbate about 2 times in a day and i feel a bit tired so do i have to stop it and does it have side effects ????\ni heard that it makes the vision weak.\nplease help me and thanks

Masturbation is normal, healthy and fun! Your body will tell you when you are doing it too much. Unless you are obsessed with it and it's keeping you from doing other things (which is VERY unlikely!), enjoy it! Forget all that nonsense about side effects. There aren't any! To the contrary, there is more and more evidence it is good for your mental and physical health, especially as you get older. I've been doing it for over 50 years (really!) and I ain't blind yet. Enjoy (at any age!)


John Lennon - Woman. \n\nHe used to sing that to me until I fell asleep if I'd had a bad day.

same as you. Since he sung this song to me; it has a new altogether special meaning which links the two of us together. Think u understand fully what i mean


Me and my bff have been getting in fights like every week now and she says im ditching her but i mean its getting to the point i dont know what to do its like everything is so confuzing..........and now i have like a new kind of bff and so does she but it seems like she wants to be bff again but you know i kindove do too but i dont want my new kinda like bff to get mad at me cuz than its just so confuzing and you know i just dont get it any ideas how i can get out of this?????

im so sorry for u..i see how confussing this must be for you..<i could barely understand this it was so conf..> but i think u need to start from the begginning..why did she think u were ditching her...and tell her "i have a new bff and so do u, u should have thought about ur decsion before u got a new bff" so untill then..lets just stay bf..ok.."\n\nhope this helps..i hope things work out for u..\n\n: )


There are so many companies promising the best search results. Which ones are for real? Which ones provide the best value?

I began using Submitnet two months ago and my URL popped up on MSN before the first month was out, now it's on Altavista, both in the top ten of it's category, and deeper on every other major search engine, like Google, Yahoo, etc.\n\nI am really satisfied with it.  The first three months are free and then you only pay $47 every three months after that.  It's worth it.  But you do have to have patience.\n\nOh, and their customer service is great.  They are hands-on and will answer your questions with personal emails.


It categorize with medical term. Thank you in advance.

do you mean dermatologist? i searched for the other one and found nothing. A dermatologist is a doctor that specializes with skin disorders and diseases and also acne.


How much did YOU save with the lst round of tax cuts \nand how much more will you save with the 2nd tax cuts passed?\nBe Honest!

enough for an occassional fill-up at the gas station.


ok well i have the hugest crush on this guy and he knows but he says the only thing keeping him from going out with me is that he likes another girl but he says that he is trying to get over her for me. and i also have a crush on this other guy that lives near me and always talks to me when i go swim but idk if hes into me. HELP. im really confused bout wut to do.


Connection works well at 1st but then slows down to almost nothing have redone set up several times and don't know what to do (Compaq 2.10GHz, 448 MB RAM.)

the distance information has to travel from one station to another before connecting, can slow down all browser abilities to a crawl.  Might check the cable and go to a higher grade.


I know the equation for a hyperbola is x^2/a^2 - y^2/b^2 =1 and an ellipse is x^2/a^2 + y^2/b^2 =1 but how do you find the center, the asymptotes and the points?

Ellipse first:\nThe center is at the origin, because you have x^2 and y^2. If there is a translation, you would see something like (x+5)^2, that would be a translation of 5 units LEFT. The "a" value is always the bigger value. If it is under the x, then the ellipse is long the horizontal way, if it is under the y, then long the vertical way. From the center, count "a" units the long way, and "b" units the short way to find the shape of the ellipse. There is a formula for finding the focus points also. It is c^2=a^2-b^2, solve for c, and go that distance from the center along the long axis (or the major axis) of the ellipse.\n\nHyperbola:\nNote that the same translation holds for ellipse, but for the formula you put down, the center is at the origin. If the x^2 term comes first, the hyperbola opens left/right. If the y^2 term comes first, the hyperbola opens up/down. For a hyperbola, the "a" term is ALWAYS first, and "b" is next. Count "a" units left and right (if x^2 term is first) to find the vertices. Also, it is helpful to count "b" units up and down, and label those. Then, I have my students draw a rectangle between the a and the b markings, these are helper lines, and the diagonals of the rectangle are the asymptotes. Use basic slope-intercept to find the equations of the asymptotes. The focus has a formula, it is c^2=a^2+b^2, you can find "c" and label it in the bowl of the hyperbola.\n\nHope all that helped!


Pls Give me the theme music of eddie Gurrero as soon as possible

Go to www.funmaza.com & click on music & then on WWE music then dowload eddies theme song


kind of topic on which i can give seminar or assignment... some latest one ,..... like i got one "agax" some thing like this one except this....plzz do it quickely

If I am not wrong , You typed wrongly "Agax" .Correct term is "Ajax".\n\nThere are few topics which I can suggest are :\n\n1.Hibernate from Apache\n2.Spring Framework. \n3.Spring Framework vs Struts Framework. \n4.Oracle 10g\n5.Cyber Laws and related Technology\n6.Design Patterns\n\nI hope ,the above list will help you.


not the best contractors?\n\nhttp://www.alternet.org/story/36137/

True.\n\nNew Orleans restoration has gone to Haliburton (Cheney).\nNo Child Left Behind Tutoring > Christian Churches\nEnvironmental affairs > Texas Oil (horrible truth)\n4 million dollars of higher education money has gone to a project to "prove that prayer works".\n\nThe list goes on.


Where can I get information to setup this protocol on MS Windows Server 2003?\n\nAny information will be wellcome.

Try this.\n\nHope it helps.\n\nGood Luck.


I'll be getting $10,000 life insurance as a beneficary and also $100,000 from the checking account of my parents who died. These are split with 4 ways with my brothers and sisters and that above is my share.

Life insurance benefits are not taxable according to IRS.\nAs for the checking account, that is not taxable either.\nSo good news for you, no taxes are due.\n\nhttp://www.irs.gov


i dont need a site 4 that! if u wanna go with a street board i say u get a 7.5 in wide by 31 in long. For a good vert board u should get a 8 in wide by 31 in long. As in brand wise go with maybe a enjoi, zero, element, hook-ups (definitely) , darkstar, and maybe a birdhouse but birdhouses aren't as great its just Tony Hawk that makes that board so famous. Never go with a world industries, a K-Mart, Target, or Walmart board they r not g00d. If u wanna look on the internet i suggest about.com, or skateboard city in the beginner guide section. g00d luck learn some tricks and dont be a p0ser!peace!


Like..by fingering me?..and sticking his fingers like WAY up there?..

YES MY HYMEN "CHERRY" WAS BUSTED BY MY BOYFRIEND (NOW HUSBAND) WITH HIS FINGER AND I BLEED AFTERWARDS.\n\nWHEN WE HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME (LIKE A WEEK LATER) I DID NOT BLEED AT ALL SO YES YOUR BOYFRIEND CAN DO THAT.\n\nTHAT GOES TO SHOW THAT YOUR HYMEN IS NOT THAT FAR UP IN YOU


I've been wanting one for a long time and just can't seem to come up with the money to buy one. Any help with this would be so greatly appreciated. Thanks ahead of time for your generosity and kind heart. Blessings!

That's nonsense.  The NIV is a perfectly good version of the Bible.  I use it myself.  The King James Version is good, but it's difficult to understand, which is why there are other versions.  They aren't corrupted.  And the reason there are so many versions is because the entire Bible was put together in segments of Greek and Hebrew.  They were translated by different people.  However, you'll find that the basic meanings of the verses, what they were meant to say, are the same.  The NIV, NKJV are two that I use and there isn't much of a difference.


Most of the debate of immigration spot lights border security,employers hiring illegals to save on labor,burden on health care providers,burden on social services,burden on school systems.Who has really lost a job and been replaced by an illegal worker? Who has really been sent away at a hospital while they gave care to an illegal? Who has been effected personally by an illegal in anyway(other than crime which is in every race of society)? Do you think that alot of it is fear that whites might one day have to compete legally for "good jobs"? Sometimes I wonder what the real reason is for such resistance to Mexican Immigration.Could it be some type of underlying prejudice? Many say do it legally or we need to secure our borders.If it weren't that maybe it would be some other lame excuse to cover up the racist ideas past along from generation to generation imbedded in your subconscience.

We can afford trillion dollar wars though, isn't that a thought?  Some people on here really follow a bigot like BUSH.\n\nAnd to those of you who can't get a job, I am really surprised..you can start your own business!! OMG, there are endless options.\n\nI run my own business, and when I was in the job market, I never had a hard time getting a job.  Get skills, people skills and an education, both work hand in hand and if you posess both there is no reason to blame the illegals for your lack of opportunities.


tell me all about the band,the people in the band,what they play,wifes name,children(when they were born and what age now),the different songs they made(greenday and sweet children), how tall they are, and what type of cor do they drive.another thing plz dont copy on a website see what you know.now billie jo see if you can get this one.

GREEN DAY IS THE BESTEST BAND IN THE WORLD I AM LIKE SOOOOO OBSESSED I LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!! IF YOU WANT THE INFORMATION, GO TO www.greendayauthority.com AND IT'S ALL THERE, TRUST ME!!!!!!!!! I LOVE GREEN DAY & BILLIE JOE!!!!!!! THEY ROCK & THEY'RE SOOOO COOL!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!


A new pastor moved to town and went out to visit the community.  All went well until he came to one house.   It was obvious that someone was home, but no one would come to the door.  He knocked several times and finally left a card, wrote on the back "Rev:3:20, stuck it in the door and left.  The next day as he was counting the offering in the collection plate, he found a card; below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage, he let out a roar of laughter!  Revelation 3:20 reads (Pastors note) "Behold I stand at the door and knock.  If any man shall hear my voice.and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me."  "Genesis 3:10 reads "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked.\n\nGOOD LUCK & THE BEST ONE WINS!

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.\n \nJust before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.  I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."\n \nAnd so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died she would put all of the money in the casket with him.\n \nWell, he died.\n \nHe was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.\n \nWhen they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"\n \nShe had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.\n \nThen the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.\n \nSo her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."\n \nThe loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word.  I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."\n \n"You mean to tell me you put all that money in the casket with him!!!!?"\n \n"I sure did," said the wife.  "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check.  If he can cash it, he can spend it."


Iwas wondering where I can look to get articles and book info.

on the internet you would mostly get paid articles, however you can go to the following website to access some free material. \n\nwww.adr.org\n\nyou can also serch on wikipedia


I agree with you that the whole Islam needs reform. This does not mean that other religions do not need the same (Christianity and Jaudism have already gone through alot of reform).


Please help me out step by step getting setup with your chat program, I have a couple of people that are requesting me to use it.

To save you headaches with the new version, go to this site and download version 7.0:\nhttp://www.oldapps.com/yahoo_messenger.htm


My Husband has been looking for his daughter for the last 15 years his exwife took off with her. Last place he new she was is Alberta. She should be 21 now as of April 30th. please help me find her. He miss her,he has no other children. Thanks Diana

There are lots of people with the name of Amanda Fletcher in the US. Just check this site.\n\nhttp://www.whitepages.com/5116/search/FindPerson?firstname_begins_with=0&firstname=amanda&name_begins_with=0&name=fletcher&housenumber=&street=&city_zip=&state_id=United+States


hey i would like to print a calendar of all the world cup and write the scores of each team but i cany find one can you help me? thanks


Ravishing Chokeslam Vs Tombstone PileDriver..\nAny Comments

The phenom.. the Deadman, The Undertaker...will take the So Great one down in 1..2..3 at the next PPV.


There are multiple reasons. I mention the two most important:\n\n1) Same reason as why people worship any God. They need to believe in God. Some believe in Ganesha.\n\n2) According to Indian mythology, Ganesha is one who clears your way of all obstacles. His other name is Vighnaharta, i.e., the one who takes away all impendiments, obstacles, sorrows. So, he is worshipped to ensure the success of any new venture. The intention here, is to pre-emptively remove any difficulties which might come in the path of success. Such is Ganesha's reputation of ensuring a smooth flow of all operations, that he is the first one to be worshipped during yajnas (holy prayers to all Gods through the medium of fire).


Mine is that I'm the most popular girl in school and I'm going out with a guy who my friends think is a total loser. It's important not to keep things bottled up inside so that's why I set up this question.

I LIKE THIS BOY AND HE LIKES ME BUT WE ARE SCARD WHAT PEOPLE WOULD THINK SO WE ARE DYING TO GO OUT


what do you think i want to get married i love the man and i love his family so much we have a bond.  and i can't wait to have childern with him....we been awazy from each other so long now we can't be apart from each other for just 24 hrs


True most people aren't very bright. One could make an argument about school integration and debasing immigration, but most older people are as dumb as the teens.

This assumes that people were brighter in the past.\n Which they just were not.   Hence, Hitler ; Stalin;Mao;\nKim il Sung.   To name but a few. \n I have found that those who think everyone else is not as smart as themselves, are usualy quite thick and ignorant.\n\n                              Victor


It seems like everything is costing more, but is it really that our dollar value has dropped?

It's a little of both.\nThe cost of living has risen constantly over time. This is evidenced by the median prices of all goods. I'm pretty sure that I couldn't live on the $2.74/hr which my first job paid me!\nBut our dollar value has dropped, too.\nThere was a time when the U.S.Dollar was the highest standard in currency. However, with Europe uniting the Euro is now much stronger than the dollar. As other nations improve their standards of living, the price of importing their goods also goes up.\nAnd so, the circle continues.


If he doesn't have his hair done perfectly, he refuses to see me, or puts on a hat.  Even when he has to do his hair, it takes him 30 minutes!!!!

every guy carez bout their hair u noe. dey care bout their looks alot jus like we gurlz do. leme ask u a question would u go out 2 c ur bf wit ur hair all messed up nd not combed a bit.. i gues no rite so he wont go out wit his hair messed up especially 2 c his gurlfriend. itz jus natural he carez bout u nd doesnt wana loose u........hairstyle matterz big time


if you are assign to teach in farthest school will you accept it? why or why not?

Probably ... I have taught in some very isolated places.  Life is an adventure, so why not?  Every experience makes us wiser and stronger.


my left click and the scroll buttons work but not righ click\n\nwhats wrong??

choose one.\n1 change ur mouse\n2 reboot ur pc\n3 check ur right click button\n4 mayb u using it in a website that has right click disabled that is if u have dis problem only on some website.\n one work i think


My parents are in China now. They applied nonimmigration visa twice and both got denied. All they want to do is visiting the daughter in the States.  I am the single child, and they are retired now. I would like to ask them to try again this June. Just need some suggestions to insure the process.

Find out why their previous applications were denied and fix the problems. Make sure you follow all of the instructions exactly.


i want to pursue my undergraduat degree in fine art from uk.

the Slade School of Fine Arts, University College London because this is the 4th top university in Europe and make it the 1st for Fine Arts programme.


working on a social science project and need some help

Serve a minimum of 2 weeks. Learn how to fold and unfold a white flag with incredible precision and speed.


beacuse in history 1st period we learning that and umm we went over that but i forgot if he gave up or not cuz we gota quiz soon on that

Now that you have clarified, here is your better answer.   Early in the war, the British has the Enigma device which decoded German messages.  The Germans did not know the British had this device.  The British also had a very advanced radar for the time.   The Germans were bombing Britain incessantly in 1940.  This was known as the Battle of Britain.  Radar helped the British focus their dwindling number of fighter aircraft to counter German bombers.  The Germans kept bombing British airfields and destroying the fighter aircraft which were protecting Britain.  The Germans were hoping to destroy Fighter Command to gain Air Superiority over Britain to execute an invasion.  Without air superiority, the German fleet would be vulnerable.  At the moment the Germans had British Fighter Command on edge of defeat, Hitler and Hermann Georing stopping attacking British airfields and aircraft, and started bombing British cities.  For some reason they thought Fighter Command was defeated, when in fact is was not.   This was the turning point in the Battle of Britain, in which the British evenutally turned the tide of the air battle, maintained air superiority and foiled the German invasion called Operation Sea Lion.


from the year worldcu started til update!

games wins draw loses  goals(f/a) points\nGermany           85    50   18   17      176-106   129\n\nThis is a great site for info on all World Cups.


their places of worship are also very secure and no one can go in. They also don't talk to anyone but theeir own kind..... I think there name is something 'breathren'

They are commonly known as Friends, they usually speak Dutch or German.  They are also known as Quakers or a sect of the Quakers, Puritans, Amish, or Mennonites.  They all started as one organization and progressed at varying degrees and hence changed their names and what they accepted.  Very interesting sociological society to study.


***REMEMBER***\nRude answers or answers that don't even answer the question, will be reported as an abuse.\n\n\nPlease descibe the invention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are some inventions invented by kids 12 years and younger. The source has more invention listed so you may want to check on those and see what your 12 year old may be able to learn from these inventions - and how he/she can invent something as well\n\nThe Battie Caddy\nInvented at age: 9\nProduct Description: A bike accessory that can fit on any bicycle handlebar to  hold a baseball Glove, bat and ball securely.\n\nThe Crayon Holder \nInventor: Cassidy \nInvented at age: 11\nProduct Description: A device that holds any size crayon (broken or whole) \n\nRocketz Removable Backpack Wheels\nInventor: Rikio \nInvented at age: 11\nProduct Description: Removable Wheels to attach to the bottom of a backpack\n\nThe Burn Free Oven Mitt \nInventor: Nicholas\nInvented at age: 8\nProduct Description: An oven mitt with tongs to keep users from being splattered with grease.


I spend most of my computer time doing web browsing and limited e-mail.  I sometimes do Excel spreadsheets.  I use Adobe Photoshop on a limited basis.  Reliability of the PC is very important to me.  I want high processor speed, plenty of RAM, 250 GB of disk.  A DVD Reader that will RW CDs would be a plus.  I want good graphics and good sound, but don't need top-quality equipment in those areas.  I have a backup tape so I need an available 5.25" bay for that.

i just bought another Dell.  Watch this link for specials:  http://www.gottadeal.com/dell.php


The other day I almost cried when my teacher said it wasn't at all near the question. Is it just my personality or a "phobia" of getting things wrong?

maybe it's because your trying to hard to be miss know it all and i'm not saying that to be mean but some times when u try to hard when u mess up u get mad and it's because u don't want to be wrong for anything try not to be so hard on yourself and when u do get one worng say it's ok to not be perfect


She is related to antidowry  rule and opposition

A tribal girls from Jharkhand called smita


Dear Yahoo India,\n I've been wondering why i cant open my Account aqua2k_27. i have put in the right accnt as well as the correct passwopd..what shall i do, for me to be able to open it agin,,i need my accnt back..Please do help with this..\n\nThank you and more power!!\n\npRecy

this "question" went out to the people that answer questions-not the Yahoo administrators...


i have to compare and contrast thing on tornadoes and hurricanes can u please tell me a fact or tell me a good website

Well some obvious differences are:\n\nTornadoes form over land. Hurricanes form over water.\n\nHurricanes are huge, tens to hundreds of miles across.\nTornadoes are rarely more than a hundred yards in diameter.\n\nHurricanes linger in the ocean for days or even weeks.\nTornadoes are usually gone in under an hour.\n\nHurricanes are rated by their wind speed: Category 1 70 mph winds to category 5 180 mph winds.\n\nTornadoes are rated by size (I think), F1 through F5.\n\nTry any web site having to do with weather or meteorology for lots more info.\n\nThe National Weather Service, The Weather Channel, etc.


I have a degree in Chemistry so I know how to calculate the calorific value of a substance. However I understand somethings remain undigested by the body, i.e. if you were to eat a rock (as an extreme example)! chances are it would just pass through you, without you digesting any of its calories. \n\nSo my question is this..... If I eat some food and the packet says that it contains X number of calories, how many calories will my body actually absorb from the food?\n\nI have always found my weight simple to manage, I burn more calories than I eat, I lose it, I eat more than I burn, I gain. But some people can eat masses and not put on any, and the explanation, high metabolism, right? Is that simply it passes through them so quick they don't take in any of the fat or calories? Or is it an inefficiency?\n\nSorry this questions so long winded!

about 90% of the clories are taken in and used, the rest of the energy is dissipated as heat


I kno there are some ways, but i dont kno how, plz help. Thnx!

You can use Nero 6 software to burn video files in VCD format, as most of the DVDs do support VCD files. So go to NERO, click on Photo and Video (it depends on version to version but you can find this option easily), burn Video CD and you are ready.


answers applicable to South Australia only please.

This is an extremely broad question. I am happy to assist you however will need additional information about your circumstances. You can email me at Jessica.Stooke@Visalogic.net. I am an Australian registered migration agent and have helped many people move to Australia.


Once again, if you don't like Bon Jovi, stay away. We don't care what you think!!!

"Jimmy Shoes busted both his legs, tryin to learn how to fly.\nFrom the 2nd storey window he just jumped and closed his eyes.\nHis mother said he was crazy, he said; mamma i've got to try.\nDont you know that all my heroes died.\nAnd i guess i'd rather die than to fade away."\n\n--------------------THESE DAYS by Bon Jovi


they were talking on tv about him when he was young that he could throw 93-94 like but it wasnt him and he just realide on spotting the fastball so he threw 88-89-90 but now watching him he throws 83-84-85 and his pitches move just as much


Thanks. I like to watch vids on there,like Degrassi, and music videos, but I want to know if can harm your computer in any way.

they might sell your IP address to their advertisers and that will lead to junk e-mail and possibly hidden viruses eventually.Then again, that could happen with most websites.


i need a tried and tested method of getting rid of these annoying things .....wot do u suggest? it must really work

All methods of relieving hiccups work the same way. With some practice, you can do it without using any of them. If you concentrate on waiting for the next hiccup you can prevent it from ever coming. It takes some practice! Good luck


So, Dan Brown, the author of the DaVinci Code has said on numerous occasions that his book is a work of fiction. \n\nYet, there are 1,000,000 questions posted on Yahoo claiming that Christians are "wrongfully calling it a work of fiction".  Are atheists so desperate for validation that they ignore what the author himself has said?  Is that not proof enough?

it wasnt a very good movie.\nthe storyline was fiction.\nbut the facts werent.\n\nthere was a council of nicea, constantine was baptized on his deathbed, and that stuff about the templars existing was true (tho not all the grail stuff).\nalso that stuff about the beards was accurate.\nthe stuff about the church wiping out the pagans was true,\nthe stuff about the 'hammer' torture book was true.\nthe stuff about the apocrypha is very true! there IS a gospel of mary out there.\n\nbasically, the writer did some research for plenty of historical facts, and then made up a story around it.


it should be a philosophy(subject) based question.

Spinoza argues that knowledge of good and evil arises from the awareness of what causes pleasure and pain. The greatest good of the mind, and its greatest virtue, is to know God (IV, Prop. XXVIII). To act with virtue is to act according to reason (IV, Prop. XXXVI). If we act according to reason, then we desire only what is good. If we act according to reason, then we try to promote what is good not only for ourselves but for others. Freedom is the ability to act according to reason. Freedom is not the ability to make free, undetermined choices. Freedom is the ability to act rationally and to control the emotions. Servitude is the inability to act rationally or to control the emotions.  According to Spinoza, pain is the knowledge of evil. Pain arises from inadequate ideas, i.e. ideas which do not adequately express the essence of God. Knowledge of evil is thus inadequate knowledge (IV, Prop. XIV). Pleasure is knowledge of what is good. Pleasure arises from adequate ideas, i.e. ideas which adequately express the essence of God. Knowledge of good is thus adequate knowledge.


im in the U-17s in africa and sex is not restricted, i mean we make out anytime we want . i want to knw if its the same thing with you guys out there(outside africa)

You guys are u-17. There is no way this would be allowed anywhere else!


she doesnt know how i feel       how should i lean in i for the kiss at grad

when you congratulate her with a hug then with your hand cuff gently her chin and give her a sensuous long kiss


The WWE needs to jetison Mickey James and some of these other useless "Divas" and bring back Dawn Marie and sign Francine. She was tough and sexy as hell!! Serious answers only. If you don't know the answer or have an intelligent comment, stay out!

http://www.foreverfrancine.com/\n\nThat site should help.


I calculated my BMI and it says that I'm in the 91 percentile (at risk of becoming overweight).  But the BMI calculator said that the results will not be accurate if you have large amounts of muscle.  And I've played sports, so I do have some muscle.  My waist right now is 27 inches, and I'm 5'3" (3/4)..... I'm almost 13.  Am I at a healthy weight?  Or am I just being optimistic and I'm really fat?\n\nplease no rude comments, and I apologize if this question sounds stupid.\n\nThnx.......

i don think you are overweight especially that your body still growing no need to worry about it...\nyou are a sporty person which is good...\njust continue that activity and you'll never be overweight...since the extra fats you have will be burnt...


is a good lung excersise. Because it really isn't easy to pull a good hit out of a bong, it takes some good sucking...uhh my friends tell me

HAHAHa I "exercise" every friday. you should hit me up so we can "excercise" together with Mary Jane.


I mean, if you go to Europe or Latin America or anywhere, and you say "let's have a football macth" everybody thinks of what US people call "soccer" and ironically they call "football" a game that's not even played with your feet ! !

The U.S. have been crapping on everyone ever since the Revolutionary War and any time the world does something the U.S. wants to be retarded and does something else. Why don't we us the metric system?, it is a lot easier than saying for example 7/8 of an inch. Metric, 5.7cm (easy). We should start movement, the U.S. should no longer cater to the drunk NFL fans and rightfully call "soccer", FOOTBALL.


Great minds can sometimes guess the truth before they have either the evidence or arguments for it (Diderot called it having the "esprit de divination"). What do you believe is true even though you cannot prove it?

I believe that my Mom (58) is still alive for some very great things in our lives to come on earth , that we need her help here still - and on a sad note , I believe my Dad left this earth (at 49) 12 years ago so that he could be forever looking over us as a guide . You see here on earth he was just suffering in life . I can't prove it to anyone but I sure believe . Everywhere I go , every day I breathe I feel my Dad .


Why is it okay for an illegal immigrant to come claim poverty as an excuse to break the law, but it is not okay for people in the ghettoes of America's cities to break the law in order to provide for their families?\n\nThere is also the notion that Mexicans that come here are poor trying to provide for their families though I don't dispute that, there is some feeling among those that support illegal immigration that Mexicans that come here illegally are justified because they come from a poor country. When in fact, Mexico has the SECOND HIGHEST GDP in LATIN AMERICA. It is one of the wealthiest countries south of the border second only to Brazil. It seems to me that there is a wealthy elite that could care less that 2/10 of their population is moving to the US. Supporters of illegal immigration have  you ever heard of Benito Juarez, Emiliano Zapata. I think Mexico needs to have another revolution.

Answering just to your question "Is poverty a legitmate excuse to breaking the law?", my answer is No. And you are right, Mexico is not a poor country, so I kinda agree with you. I'd say the economy has not been devided equally; rich people are very, very rich and poor people are very, very poor. So it's these poor guys the ones who run to the USA with the expectation of a better life, which they do not always get. I personally prefer to be middle class with a secure job in a middle class country (Mexico), than to be poor, receive humilliations and be struggling for a job in a rich country (USA).


if anybody knows anything about a pedatricain please tell me beacsue i really need to know some stuff and i would want to be a pediatricain in the future so please give me some facts.


I dont make much money. I just want a new dirver. I own a Titleist 975J and want to rid of it. Just curious if the Fusion Driver is worth the $80-$120. Or should I just put a bit more in and get the 454 driver instead? Im a 7 handicapper and can hit 300+ yard drives with ease. Just need a bit more controll :p

I would highly reccomend not buying a Callaway driver at all. Their sweet spots are too small. For $80, i would buy it. I bought a big bertha once, and hated it. No distance, whatsoever. After that, I switched over to an Adams GT2, worth about $70, and i hit 290 yard drives, and I'm 14 years old!


I like this kid named Zach but every time i try to talk to him,my friends pull me away saying I'm not his kind.

Don't change because you think it will attract a boy. How desperate.


Just wondering....I am considering either a two or four year degree program.  Appreciate any advice I can get.  Thanks!

I think paralegals are in demand. Look at this sue happy nation we live in and it just gets worse. Johnman is correct - make sure your course is ABA or at least the state you live in bar association approved. Paralegals in effect are becoming somewhat of private investigators as far as records research and so on. Research is the fun part in my opinion... Pay can be good. Depends on the area you live in and the firm you work for.


i love my boy friend and were in the 6th grade we kiss and hug everyday is this ok

no... ur kinda young... wait till ya get older, its so easy to say ur in love with some guy at ur age, when really its probably an illusion, u probably think im wrong, but ur probably in denial, so basically its no ok, ur way to young.


Yesterday I went blind for about 30 from both eyes all I could see was black, my vision came back but I still cant see completely well from my right eye, I have no previous problemsm any help?

u should get a CAT scan ASAP! u could have had a stroke (yes its possible to have one and not know about it), or u could have some sort of brain tumor or swelling. if u fell or had any accident lately this could cause it too.\nthere are also several bacterial brain infections which are rare but do exist and could cause this.\ni would also go to an eye doctor, though i do not think this is a problem with your eyes, it sounds a bit more serious than that.\nalso if u take birth control pills they could cause this and its also not good.\neither way, go to the hospital ASAP b/c it could be serious.\ngood luck. \nwait...how r u typing/reading if u cant see...?


He calls me everyday, but just today...  the fact that he jokes around a lot with insulting names and that he says he doesn't miss me and that the conversation is boring him.....also, today is the first day he didn't say I love you.  I don't know.. he sounded rushed today, but I'm not sure. I am completely done AND OVER WITH trying to figure out the mindset of guys.  They change one day to another and then back.  Ughhh.. so what is the real answer? Has he stopped loving me or am I just being paranoid?


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The illegal Mexican immigrants are invading this country trying to take it over. It's encouraged by Mexico and the American businesses who use them for cheap labor. Their loyalty is to Mexico. They proved that during one of the first rallies when they took down the American flag, hung up the Mexican flag, and then hung the American flag upside down underneath it. THAT is how they feel about America. \n\nhttp://michellemalkin.com/archives/004869.htm\n\nThen the people who want to appease them pull out the excuses about how people who are not even alive now, and haven't been for hundreds of years, 'stole' the land from the American Indians. Even American politicians are carrying out this traitorous attack on our sovereignty! If this keeps up, the United States of America will become a 3rd world country, just like Mexico! Mexico's problems are not the fault of Americans, but they are becoming our problems because the Mexicans are invading us and bringing their problems with them.\n\nThe illegals make up about 5 % of the work force. The unemployment rate is about 4.5%. Keep in mind that the unemployment rate does NOT represent everyone who is unemployed. It only counts those who are collecting unemployment. Everyone else's plight is ignored. The unemployment rate if everyone was counted would be tremendous. We do NOT have a shortage of labor, we have a large surplus. The more illegals that come in and take our jobs at minimum wage or less (often less) puts more and more Americans out of a job. Most of these Americans are never counted in the unemployment rate if they do not manage to get unemployment benefits. Unemployment benefits are hard to receive.\n\nIllegals draw welfare by stealing people's social security numbers and identities. That means there are a lot of people being directly hurt by these people as well. Innocent people are having their credit ratings ruined, having IRS problems, and social security problems. If someone who has had their social security number stolen gets married, if either spouse dies or become disabled then they can be denied their benefits. \n\nMy family moved to the US before WWII. Those of my family that didn't make it over got killed by the death camps. Our family assimilated to the American culture. We didn't expect the Americans to change to suit us. The illegal immigrants from Mexico are not civilized like that.\n\nThey not only changed the National Anthem to Spanish, they changed the words. They already burn our flag and hang our flag upside down. They waved the Mexican flag during a lot of their protests. Some schools have stopped hanging the American flag and forbidden students from wearing clothes with any part of the American flag on their clothing all to keep from offending the Mexicans. It's nothing short of an attack of our country, not only by the illegal aliens, but those who seek to appease them. \n\nI am tired of the stereotype that Americans wouldn't do the work that illegals do. Illegals do all kinds of jobs for less than minimum wage which drives the wages down for U.S. citizens. Construction jobs are an example. There are lots of illegals doing construction jobs that Americans used to do because the companies can keep more of the profits if they pay less for the workers. All that does is make companies wealthier and Americans poorer. Illegals are stealing jobs that Americans have done for years. \n\n"Mexico is waging war on the U.S. through mass immigration illegal and legal, through the assertion of Mexican national claims over the U.S., and through the subversion of its laws and sovereignty, all having the common end of bringing the southwestern part of the U.S. under the control of the expanding Mexican nation, and of increasing Mexico’s political and cultural influence over the U.S. as a whole. \n \nCultural imperialism\n\nWe experience Mexico’s assault on our country incrementally—as a series of mini-crises, each of w


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For some dumb reason which i have no clue i have a song thats been going through my head and i don't know why..it's the slinky song..A slinky A slinky is such a wonderful toy a slinky a slinkyfor all the girls and boys..this use to be a comercial back in the day to advertise this toy..have no clue why it's in my head..and no i wasn't thinking or talking about this toy either

yes. If you want to get rid of it, start singing it around people and get it stuck in someone else's head. Then it will be gone from yours. That is what I do at least.\ntosmith


I bought a prescription from Start Meds online and  I have not received it yet. I ordered it almost a month ago, and they will not return my emails. Their number is also always busy. What do I do?

internet crime complaint center\nhttp://www.ic3.gov/\n\ni wouldn't be in a big hurry to see rewsults. they probably get 30 million emails a day


Not yet.  She's way too shy.  The girl would stutter or faint whenever Naruto's nearby XD


How have you come to the conclusion that they are all bad,sponging,welfare,free ride,classles pll?

yes i do...a lot of them...and i'm not 'illegal' i'm an american mutt...i researched in hs i have 16 different nationalities in my tree...my branches are far spread...i don't think they are bad and sponging and free riders and classless!!!! i know hard working upstanding people!!!!! sure they aren't all good, but come on neither are 'americans'... i like your questions pancha! i think you are a very smart girl...and i don't know what nationality you are, but i am as my father says, half texan...and half 15 other nationalities...and if you can tell me that a texan isn't a nationality, then why the heck don't we just decide that mexican isn't either and start working with the issues, not against them. sorry, i don't agree with that idiot above me..we can and we do help all...we help them we help us we help other countries...i HATE the small mindedness narrow viewed of the big picture which is it's not a problem, it could be if handled properly a very profitable business...and look, some people are using that now....Americans are so lame...and yes, I am one! Born in San Diego!


I am taking a poll fo school, and i need anwsers..................please help!!!

Hell no. That would be a huge mistake. We have enough of them in our country as it is. Shame on our ancestors. Though it is a good thing that they landed on Puerto Rico first. Our government will never adopt that place as a state. They know what it will mean. It will be another DC.


I've had abdominal pain for well over 5 years, and have had some tests done by a gastro(?) specialist. One thing he did was a colonoscopy, which came out fine. That was basically the extent of the testing, that I can recall!  I'm currently also experiencing quite a bit of discomfort in my groin area, and wonder if this may be 'connected' with whatever is going on in my abdomen.  Anyone have any suggestions as to what I can say to my doctor the next time I see him??

You wouldn't believe the number of things that can cause abdominal pain.  Is this specifically visceral pain (internal organs) rather than muscle cramps or surface pain?  It sounds like it, from your question.\n\nThe trouble with this is that there are just a few nerves running from the viscera to the sensory horn of the spinal cord, it is difficult to localize the pain in the first place.  Abdominal pain is notoriously hard to diagnose, sad to say.\n\nLactose intolerance is pretty common in adults, try lactose free dairy products or over-the-counter lactase (enzyme which breaks down lactose)... I think it's sold as Lactaid.\n\nHeartburn, try eating less spicy and acidic food, take antacid tablets.\n\nUlcers, can be caused by bacterial infection or errosion of stomach lining.  Doctor can diagnose and prescribe antibiotics.  Possible to treat with stronger antacids.  May be aggravated by aspirin and certain other NSAIDs.\n\nOther gastro-intestinal infections, especially if you have diarrhea along with the pain.\n\nIrritable bowel syndrome.\n\nParasite.\n\nOrgan problems, like gall stones, malfunctioning kidneys, something of that type.  You may need to have something removed or something replaced.\n\nTumor, expensive MRI can diagnose.\n\nYeah I could go on all day... do yourself a favor, write down your symptoms, when they occur, where you feel pain, what type of pain (burning, stabbing, dull, cramping, etc), the intensity of the pain, how long it lasts, what you ate 12-24 hours before, any vomiting or diarrhea, etc.  keep track for at least a week and go see your doctor again.  it might help diagnose your problem, and possibly save you the expense of blood work/ultrasounds/MRI.  You might also provide a stool sample, they can probably test for parasites that way.  Hopefully your symptoms are typical of some specific, easy to fix condition!  Best wishes.


She attends a Christian school and has been with the same group of girls since Kindergarten.  She used to be in the thick of things, but little by little, they've all paired off and left her as the odd person out during recess and activities requiring pairing off. When she asks to join in, she is told they have enough people already, but then they'll let other kids play.  She did have a best friend, but she has paired off with another girl as well. Most of the girls are friendly to her during class and at lunch, she is not picked on in any way.  She just isn't able to get close to anyone or have a best friend. I have to wonder if it's something she is or isn't doing.   She denies saying anything derogatory to or about anyone, but maybe she is giving off some kind of attitude?  At home she is quiet and close to her younger sister, and interested in video games, nature, and science. At school she is fairly athletic, gets excellent grades, and is considered mature for her age.

This is an interesting situation. I used to teach at a Christian school and now teach high school in a public setting. I heard a speaker talk about "girls' bullying" at a workshop once...the author of the book "Odd Girl Out" which was made into a Lifetime movie. I'd recommend the book; I haven't read it but learned a lot from the author.\n\nSince your daughter has friendly acquaintances at lunch, I'd think that would carry over into pairing off activities. Other girls may be jealous of her or feel inferior maybe and may not want the one-on-one time to feel that way. They may not know how to interact with her if she is more mature and self-sufficient than they are. Is there a guidance counselor at the school? If so, or maybe a sympathetic teacher, maybe they could start a lunch group and play games with her and some peers to start developing more bonds. \n\nIt may be worth while for you to talk to some teachers at school and see if they are seeing something you're missing. Or you can accompany a field trip or something yourself to get a first-hand look. \n\nI wish you and your daughter the best.


i am 33 years old and was operated for bilateral varicocele 3 years ago after which i developed left sided hydocele. this was operated on last month, but the hydocele has recurred again. what do i do now? should i go for sugery again? what are the chances that it may recur again. please advise.

Sorry to say pal, but I have had the same thing and I am only 17. Hydrocele, once you have had it once, makes you more apt to get it again. I have had it 3 times already, and have had to have 3 surgeries for it. I don't know if you are fertile, but my doctor told me that I am going to be infertile because of the vericocele, and hydrocele.Hope I helped, if so can you please give me the best answer, as I have only gotten it once.  GOOD  LUCK!!!!


i know who Mark Callaway is and what names he has wrestled under!

Good for you! I know too!!\n\nUmmm... The Undertaker.\nAnd also Mean Mark Callous, Master of Pain, The Punisher and Texas Red.


we observe that while for  example  brazil argentina germany etc  junior national soccer teams have won the junior    worldcup their senior teams do very well or have  won the senior worldcup. for africa this is not true why. this answer may help us all perhaps to promote world football.

Africans junior world cup winners are quite recent, so if you give them the time they will probably win the world cup this century.


To me, the concept of shalom transcends the law of Moses and is a precurser of the messiah concept -- wholeness on all levels within the person, with others and among nations. I am trying to find out at what point in the OT this concept is introduced and how the concept evolved in meaning

Judg. 6: 24 \nThen Gideon built an altar there unto the LORD, and called it Jehovah-shalom: unto this day it is yet in Ophrah of the Abi-ezrites.


I have a 2.8 GB proccesser, 1GB ram, 128-3D video card, XP Home and I have a cable connection HiSpeed internet. Why do I only get a screen on the page when I try to use the video player on Yahoo news? Why does the video not load and play?

You might not have the down load for the player installed you might want to check that out to see if that is what is wrong .


I only have 2 wire receptacles in my house. All the surge protectors I have found are three prong (with a ground). If I use the surge protector without the 3rd wire ground will it still be effective

I doubt that you have any ground on that outlet (screw or otherwise). Surge protectors shunt to ground, so no, no help with that.\n\nHowever, you could put a hole-house protector in at the service panel. These aren't as effective, b/c you house wiring is a nice antenna for transforming lightening fields into surges on your lines.


and... what is the biggest mistake a soldier can make in Vietnam?\nName 2 of the important words in a Grunt's Primer" what are they?

Khe Sanh was one of the key battles of the Vietnam War, in early 1968. It was a massive face off between the US and North Vietname armies. North Vietnam took heavy casualties, and led them to alter their strategy to guerilla fighting in the Tet Offense.\n\nSaigon (now Ho Chi Minh City) was the capitol of South Vietnam. It fell to the Communists in April 1975.\n\nThe biggest mistake would likely have been walking off a road or marked trail. There were millions (still are millions) of land mines littered all over Vietnam, some from the US, some from the enemy. A "bouncing betty", a very nasty bounding mine, could kill an entire platoon in seconds. The explosion lifts it 5-6 feet off the ground and sends shrapnel in all directions.\n\nI think the grunt's primer you are refering to is "Vietnam Primer" by David Hackworth.\nhttp://hackworth.com/vporder.html


i have Dell PC, I try to use a usb flash mini cruzer, but it is not opening, any suggestions? beside clean install of my OS9 windows XP)

Check your 'eject hardware' icon to see if the flash drive is showing there. If it isn't, it sounds as though the drivers and software for your USB are out of date or have been corrupted in some way. This can sometimes happen when you install Windows updates or software that conflicts (upon installation) with your hardware drivers. Check to see if there are up to date drivers for your flash drive on the manufacturer's website. If not, you will need to uninstall the software and reinstall the flash drive again using the original installation disc. \n\nBefore doing this, check Device Manager to see if it is flagging up any conflicts. If everything is okay, remove the flash drive from your USB port. Check your 'add/remove programs' list in Control Panel to see if the software for your flash drive is showing up. If it is, uninstall it. Reboot your computer. Then re-attach your flash drive to your USB port. With a bit of luck, the hardware installation wizard should recognise it as new hardware and open. If it does this, re-install the drivers for your flash drive and you should be away.\n\nIf it doesn't, you may need to do a manual install, although this reduces the chances of the flash drive working.


Can anyone tell me what are the configurations should be done for sending emails using PHP ?  I'm using APACHE server and OS as Windows 2000.\n\nMy code is below :\n\n$email = "raja.ganapathy@listertechnologies.com";\n$subject = "Lister online Test";\n$message = "userid and testkey code";\nmail($email, $subject, $message);

You need to call the sendmail command from within PHP! Does your server have a mail daemon?\n\nhttp://hk2.php.net/manual/en/function.mail.php


I want to be discharged, how do I get a vaginal discharge?

lmao....you already had your vaginal discharge when your mother gave birth to you. too late brudda


A family of blacks moved in next door. They haven't taken anything from me as of yet but i am not fluent in ebonics. how can i talk with them on their level?

You must act fast with a peace offering. Send over some crack or a color tv. If you can't do that try sending a gift certificate for KFC. They might like that better as people moving in don't have time to cook.  \nThen the next day tell them you're one of Jemima's Witnesses and offer them some pancakes.\n\nP.S. For those of you who can't tell; THIS IS SARCASM!!


Try plugging in the variables, remembering order of operations:\na. T=2(5^2)\nb. T=3^2((2^3)/4)\nand so on


I get many computers donated and rebuild/reformat them. I have run into a slight problem as I cannot get into the windows system to see what drivers I will need for the computer. It says, hit CTRL/ALT/DELETE and asks for a password. Is there any way to change this password or permanently delete it and what software or method would I need to use? Also, there is a password on the BIOS and I need to know how to disable or get rid of that. The computer is a Dell Optiplex Gx1...Thank in advance!

on the motherboard there should be a jumper called "cmos-clear" you need to either short or open the circuit, if no jumper is found, try removing the battery and powering the system for a few seconds, then turn it off and unplug power cord, wait aprox. 30 secs. plug the power cord again, put the battery back and turn on the system, ...  the BIOS password should be clear.\nfor the second one, as the computer boots up, press F8 select "safe-mode" and choose the "administrator" account, once logged in, go to "users and passwords" select the account that you wish to clear the password for and click on "set password" leave all fields blank to clear everything


It was a class action suit against Shoney's Inc. in the 1990's.  I stopped receiving communications and I know the suit was settled.  I am owed money for the 5 years I worked for the company and I just want what I was owed.

If the suit was settled and the settlement has been paid without appeal (which can take a while), then the settlement funds should have gone into a trust to be paid to the class members.  You need to find the trustee for the class and find out about claim procedures.  The best way to do that is probably to contact the class attorneys.  Good luck.


plus i have two brothers that cost 399.06 a piece to transport from  state prison. thats 2300.00$ in all not counting flowers, family car, and etc.... what can i do for the balance? is there a program????? may 9th 2006 is dead line...

most funeral homes understand that people sometimes need help with final expenses.  don't wait till the bill is due, go talk to them and explain the situation.  i'm betting they will come up with a payment program that works for you.  sorry for your loss.


How do you feel when you wear your Hijab in a western country? Are there laws against hijab eg in shools or work?\n\nDo you feel respected when you wear your hijab? Do people treat you differently?\n\nWhat are your experiences and opinions?\n\nThankyou :-)

I wear a hijab everywhere, and most of the time, a burkha. Sometimes i get stares and weird questions, and that makes me feel different, but mostly, it's ok, and im respected by all the nonmuslims i know.


My partner god bless her i love her to bits, but she wants me to do to much for her, she's the lazziest person ive ever meet and to top that she says i dont do anythink for her, yeah right just the cooking, cleaning, washin, giving her massages andpick her up from work at 2 am in the morning.

Just put your foot down and say LOOK, I'm getting tired of always doing things for you and getting nothing in return. Explain to her that you care for her but aren't getting what you want and need out of this by catering to her every need. Also, let her know a relationship is a two-way street. Both partners need to be 100% involved or nothing will ever work. She needs to make some efforts of her own. You don't have to be mean or start an argument but definitely bring it up or you'll continue to be unhappy.


Why can't they just take urine or blood samples, that can tell you if the drug use is recent or not? When a hair sample is taken, it gives away the past years of history. How is a person who went straight and turned their life around, stopped using drugs for good supposed to have a second chance at a good life if all other people care about is the past?

Actually no, hair testing is very reliable,  trace elements and the amount of these elements will prove very well even about how long it has been.\n\nA good lab will know the difference. And it also matters which drugs they are testing for, which method is best to use.


my expiry date is looming i live in aus do i have to buy a new norton anti-virus and start over,  or is there some sort of renewal disc i can buy??

One of the more common comments I hear is, "I installed the latest Norton / Symantec AV and my computer needs upgraded as it's now very slow". For that reason, you would be wisest downloading something better which keeps itself updated.\n\nThis is entirely due to the intrusive nature of the product from Norton. As virtually all virus' are screened by ISP's, you therefore only need a 'lite' package such as AVG7 Free Edition from Grisoft. If you feel the need to pay them, upgrade it to the professional edition.\n\nAnd finally, don't even consider McAfee.


Even when i am connected 2 internet, my Yahoo! messenger could not connect to it and says that make sure that u r connected to internet. Help me Please.

sometimes this error comes in yahoo............. \nu do one thing uninstall yahoo and reinstall it again , this  will help i hope


Do you know where I can find easyJet's adverts online?\n\nNot important if they are good quality or not, although ideally they are.\n\nThese ads are quite controversial.\n\nIf you know any good site let me know cause I could not find any on good ones on yahoo images

Try this link http://www.adme.ru/paedia/search?word=easy+Jet&category=prints&year=all \nThough it is in Russian, you can enter your search word in it and hit search. This is the biggest ad ecyclopedia on the web.\n\nHope this helps.\nGood luck.


I live in Egypt and I'm really willing to join the US army but I don't have a green card, is it possible that the US embassy in Cairo could help me to get one if I tell them that I want to joing the US army?\nor is there anything else that I could do?

No.  Without the I-551 (Permanent Alien Resident) Card, you cannot join the US Army.  Sorry.


the gre test pattern is going to change next year.......so is it really worth writing the test now........if i write the test next year it means i'll loose almost one year...........however if i write now i'll have very little time to prepare for the test. \nlead kindly light...............

The pattern is going to change only by October 2007.As you are in pre final year I recommend you to give the GRE by next year April or May i.e., your semester holidays.It will give you ample time application process.Hope This will help you.If you need more info don't hesitate to contact me as I've experience on this.Good luck.


Loma Linda of course.\nThey even do loans that if you sign waivers that you will practice with them for so many years they pay back like 70% of the student loan.


Cameron came out with a diss record about Jay Z. I think he played his self because he is nowhere near Jay Z's level. Also the dude wears PINK! talk to me people what do you think about this joke!

I hate when rappers go back and forth with this stupid crap.\n\nIt's all about money, power, and respect, and they feel that the only way to get those is to talk about another rapper.\n\nA more respectable way of getting money, power, and respect is by being A GOOD RAPPER!  And acknowledging, the good rappers when they are good - like Jay-Z.  Instead of trying to make him seem small, to make yourself (meaning Cameron) feel better about himself.\n\nIn the end, it's just a losing battle for Cameron.  Jay-Z has already won.


I just want to know the reason they are named that.

Theoretically, there isn't any significant difference in many cases in actual usage.  Way back when however, a road was often not paved, a street was a paved road, a boulevard was a large street, a lane was a connector between a road and a street, and a court would be a dead end type road or street.


try www.wikipedia.org they have some very useful information!!!


Has Mexico gone over to the 'dark side', and their citizens are fleeing?

As a Mexican living in Mexico (I'm an architect and make a pretty decent living here) I just can't believe you're so ignorant to ask this question. Of course that dealers do NOT own Mexico.\nyes we have drug dealing trouble, maybe the same as you in US. I really hope you can travel a little and visit my beautiful country, so you can verify by yourself the lies told by the media.


I'm the guy that asked for help earlier, if you want to look at my team look at my last question.  I'm thinking of offereing this....\nTrade away:\nC. Tracy\nC. Shilling\n\nReceive:\nC. Delgado \nC. Sabathia\n\nwhat do you think? should i offer? will he accept?


When there is tiny amounts of light red blood on your poops, what do I do? I mean, what kind of thing might be my thing? what's the treatment and stuff? will it hurt? i'm a girl, 11.5 years old.

First are you SURE it's blood. It could be something you ate, passing theough. Also, if you ate food like hard peanuts, this can cause such a temporary problem. If it happens for two or three days then you just need to ask your guardians ( parents?) to take you to the doctor. If you any pain then tell them now


A lot of office components now are "Install on demand" in the setup program by default. When you install office you need to go through the selections and select all to install to the hard drive. That should solve the problem.


Will private dentists offer concessions for those on low incomes?

Most practices offer both private and NHS dental services. I found an interesting article regarding this: \n\nhttp://www.gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=5154 \n\nI recommend to call several of them and ask if they have both private and NHS services. Also ask for price comparison for those services. It is worth it to shop around. \n\nhttp://www.nhs.uk/england/dentists/


Hi, I'm a student studying Early Childhood Education.\nI still don't understand "stages of symbolic play".\nCould you please tell me what it is?

check out that link. i see "stages of play" and "symbollic play" is one of them, is that what you need?\n\nSymbolic Play:\nSymbolic play is when children begin to substitute one object for another. For a 3- or 4-year-old toddler, a pillowcase becomes a superhero cape and the cardboard core of a roll of paper towels is used as a trumpet.\nBy age 4 or 5, a child's ideas and experiences with family and the social world provide material for games like 'house' or 'driving the car.' While some play is solitary or shared with adults, most symbolic play takes place with school peers or neighborhood buddies. Kids this age also adore construction play, building (with toys like Lego or blocks), and rough and tumble play (like ring-around-the-rosy).


In this year, I want to get 96% in IX Class!

depending on how well you have prepared you should get 96%


With such a low approval rating should he not be impeached?

If you are blind enough to choose him twice,if you are blind enough to realize whats going on around you,if you are blind enough to notice that Bush is a terrorist,if you are blind enough not to see that Bush is responsible for the deaths of every person caught between this since 9/11 even americans who died.\nThen you should approve of Bush,rest of you dont need to be explained.


This was featured on Boston Legal.  Is it real?

As a general rule, gag orders do exist, but are used very rarely where necessary to protect the integrity and proper functioning of the legal system, and where nothing else will suffice.\n\nGlobal orders are impossible to enforce, since a court can only enforce injunctions like this within their jurisdiction.\n\nOr more accurately, the court can only enforce the injunction if the person who broke it was within their jurisdiction. So, if someone in Boston posted an internet message in England, in violation of a Massachusetts court order, the Mass court could enforce that order since the person was within their jurisdiction. But the Mass court couldn't do anything if someone in England actually made the post.


Ind won the toss and reached nearly 250 in the 50 overs

India batted Second.. Yuvaraz was terrific till the last moment.. But when there were 2 runs to score, he got bowled! And he is the last wicket standing


I am a rather depressed male. I really do not like myself. Is it wrong to imagine your female or want to be female?

No, it's not wrong.  You have to do what makes you feel good.


Imagine a calamity struck around your area.You are the only one left with plenty of food more than enough for your life time.How much do you charge others if you start selling food to them?

True Story:   I stayed at home in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina, had plenty of supplies, food, water, cat food, etc.  There were 6 other people in my apartment building who also stayed.  3 of them were just as prepared as I, the other 3 had decided at the last minute to ride out the storm and thus had very little supplies.  When the flooding began, and we realized we were going to be stuck for a while, the 3 with no supplies immediately ate and drank all they had.  The other 3 kept to themselves and didn't share anything.  I took a hard look at what I had and decided it would be in my best interest to at least appear social, in case things got nasty later (these people were drug addicts with no drugs and becoming irate) so I gave them some of what I had and I pretended it was ALL I had.  I saw how they had been so wasteful with their own stuff.  I hoarded most of my food and water and never let them know just how much I did have.  Two days into the flood, they looted a bed and breakfast down the street, and they looted a pharmacy for drugs.  They shared the food from the B&B with me, because they thought I had shared my last with them.   After a week, I was forcibly evacuated onto a bus.  I carried with me the food I thought would be portable, crackers and tuna fish.  The other people on the bus had been removed from a hospital and hadn't eaten in three days.  I gave them everything I had, walked up and down the bus aisle in the dark, handing out crackers and holding out cans of tuna for people to dip into.  I'll never forget that trip.  So, to answer your question, the idea of charging money never entered my head.  My only concern was how long my supply would last.


In IE 6, the element is positioned correctly, but in firefox, the element is off by a lot!

Hi,\nThey are both different box models render.\n\nRemember in IE, they treat the padding as an extra width as well..\n\nSo if you have <div style="width:100px;padding:5px;">\nIn IE it will treat it as 110px and in firefox it will treat it as 100px.\n\nPlease design your webpages with firefox,opera, safari anything except IE. Then work around IE with IE Hacks.\n\nIE 6 renders differnetly and wrongly. I urge you to do html and css within firefox and apply the hacks.\n\nThe new IE7 is pretty safe. It is almost or better than firefox when it comes to following webstandards.


I am so sad lately.  The dumbest things make me just burst into tears.  Like just now I got a violation notice from yahoo, and now there are tears streaming down my face, for I have NEVER received a violation before.  Here is what they said:\nYou have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines. As a result, your content has been deleted.\n\nQuestion: Why does it make me so sad?\n\nDetails of Violation: I closed my old Heron by the Sea account and opened a new one anonymously, for various reasons. But I couldn't stay away. Now I'm back with a new account. I can't get into my old one. It's gone forever. It makes me so sad. Why am I so sappy?\n\nReason of Violation: Chatting or Private Correspondence  \n\nI wanted to know why such silly things made me sad.  That was a genuine question.  How is that "chatting or private correspondence"?  Absolutely anyone could have responded with insight, and many did.  Why is my self-esteem so dependent...\n\nWhy is my self

well you need to get off of here and thicken up your skin, and quit giving a crap what other people think.   all you sad little people that take this site as the only worth in the world are not doing yourself any good what so ever! HELLO?  REMEMBER, THIS IS A PUTER FOLKS, THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, NOT EVER OR AT ALL.  NOR, WILL THEY EVER EVEN BE ASSOCIATES.  THIS IS THE VIRTUAL WORLD AND IT HAS NO IMPACT ON REALITY, UNLESS THIS IS YOUR ONLY REALITY, THEN YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP.  so, turn off the shiny toy, go fix your hair, put on some make-up, and get out in the world(the real one where you live) and remember what human contact is like.


For a positive spin, let's share some stories about how came to know and accept Christ in our lives.  I love to hear how well He works into people's lives and the changes he creates!  If you have a story to share, please do.  If not, please read and enjoy.  Please no negative stories, put downs, etc (I'll save that for my next question in a few minutes).  Thanks!

I was raised Roman Catholic, but I hated it. I was dragged to church, and forced to go to catholic school. I sat in religion class, thinking that God didn't exist and that religion was brainwashing.My school was very sheltered from the rest of the world, and they didn't really let us associate with other schools, cultures or religions. I barely knew that other people existed. \n\nWhen I reached Grade 9, I went to a public high school, and I was amazed to find out about other cultures and religions. I did research, talked to people, and eventually turned back to my native American pagan roots. I started taking part in full moon ceremonies, and other pagan celebrations, sac rid fires, pow wows,drumming circles,naming ceremionies and stuff. Eventuially this lead me to Wicca, which I practiced for a few years, which lead me back towards paganism. \nI left these behind last year. I was always interested in Christianity, but as a religion, not as truth.\nI went to a Christian bible study with my parents. I remember being in the car saying " wow this is just going to be some stupid Christian propaganda". We turned the corner, and headed to the church. When we left the church, I said the prayer to ask Jesus into my heart into my heart for the first time ever.I felt the need, not out of fear of hell, but out of love for my creator. Out of LOVE for JESUS. I realised that GOD loves me.\n\nI went home and was so confused. How could my stubborn opinions be changed in a few hours? How could my beleifs be altered?What was going on with me! I needed answers.\nI felt to so alive, but had so many questions.I was so hyper, so awake, so amazed. I went on the computer and started searching. I found this website and talked to someone who helped clairfy what happened.


Apart from this one!\nSomebody once asked me if i wanted my windows ironed, i thought that was quite dumb!

I called a friend on his cell phone, and he answered "How did You know I was here??".......Dumb Ass...!!!


I'm 29, married to a man.  But definately check out girls way more than guys.  Is it because I can't have them with out going outside of my marriage.  Like a high to have a girl.  Because most people view being with a man in my situation would be cheating, but being with a girl might not.  When I was 3 or 4 years old I remember staring at a girls bottom(her diaper or underwear at the time) and smiling from ear to ear and feeling all fuzzy inside.  Also when I was younger like 6-12...I would ONLY imagine what the female woudl be wearing or doing in my dreams, NEVER the male.  Whatcha think???

You know, it really upsets people to say this, but these things are not measurable in absolutes. Like, you need to go where you feel comfortable most of the time. If you are constantly regreting that you're in this current relationship, then yeah.. you need to do what you need to do. If you're positively satisfied with it, but have desires for trying out the same gender, that's something you need to live with. Let him know. NEVER keep these type things in you and not share them. It'll be much worse later.\nIf guys kind of feel uncomfortable to be intimate with, it's cool. Be honest with yourself. Relationships out of convenience SUCK! You're cool. You know yourself better than anyone... you'll make the right move.


To make it clear beloveds, i want to know how many of you christians really enjoy the freely given gift from daddy god-his grace? As the bible says, his grace is suffiecient for us.. life with christ is awesome dudes.. its not a life of sacrifice..its a life of enjoyin goodness and mercies that u dont deserve, or else i can say that, its like living a 7star life freely for the rest of your life.. All we have to do is to believe that jesus christ is our lord and saviour and with him living indise us, ALL things are possible.. prosperity, happiness, joy and peace all.. whatever u ask for is freely given to you by the blood of christ.. we are no longer a sinner.. right now when god looks at us he dont see a sinner even if u sinned today.. he is seeing a paid price, jesus himself insted of you.. beloveds, this doesent mean that you can go on sinning.. once ur in christ, the tendency to sin is eliminated.. wr are righteous in gods eyes because of the work of jesus on the cross! shalom!

There's two parts - we are saved and we are to continue to work out our salvation.\n\n"continue to work out your salvation with fear and trembling, for it is God who works in you to will and to act according to his good purpose."\nphilippians 2:12-13\n\nSince we live by the Spirit, let us keep in step with the Spirit.\nGalations 5:25\n\nSo we are to work with God's spirit in our lives - hence there is rest in him, but also action to be done!\n\n"Not that I have already obtained all this, or have already been made perfect, but I press on to take hold of that for which Christ Jesus took hold of me. Brothers, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead, I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus"\nPhilippians 3:12-14\n\nKeep the faith!


WHAT DO U THINK? WILL IT BE THE END? WILL IT SPREAD? WAS THAT MOVIE ANYTHING LIKE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ? AND THE GOVERMENT WOULD NOT DO ANYTHING AT ALL ?

Well the acting was more than a little wooden. \n\n1) The movie makes two assumptions. First that the virus will acquire the ability to spread from human to human all at once and be watched when it happens. Nice to have a CDC type standing by to observe. Second the when this happens, that the viruse iwll keep much of its current lethality for humans. Right now it's killed about half of the people known to have been infected. \n\nNeither assumption has much grounding in reality since no one know qute how it will have to change to move on to humans. Useful for the script perhaps... \n\nBut, within its assumptions, the movie was pretty accurate. It did not pull a magical rabbit out a hat to cure the whole thing, nor did it claim (except at the end) that everyone will be infected or if infected will inevitably die. Patients were treated symptomatically, not with antibiotics, and Tamiflu was metnioned but not as a cure all. \n\n2) Government paralysis and bumbling is probably to be expected, especially if the variant flu arrives before the current US administration leaves office. It has a baseline assumption that the Federal Government is dangerous and should be deprived of both finances and authority. This has the usual effect on morale; understanding they are not supposed to be effective, employess don't go out of their way to be so. The absurdity of its response to the Katrina disaster is an example. Having each state and locality going off in its own direction is not a formula for efficient solution of an engineering problem (as in this case a clinical medical one).\n\nBut fundamentally, the inabiliy of the government to respond sensibly is perfectly correct. There will be panic and bad acting from some, including most likely qutie a few of the politicians, like the Vrigina governor in the movie. Until a vaccine can be developed, there isnothing which looks like it will be of much help. The drugs (Tamiflu, etc) aren't all that effective for regular human flu, and no one knows how effective they will be against a new human contagious variant of the current avian virus.\n\n3) Most flu viruses are quite contagious. This one certainly is within amongst the birds. If the virus learns how to do humans, it's only reasonable to assume that it will be, like the rest, quite contagious. In the people infected so far, the incubation period is atypically long, a bit more than 2 weeks. This means that people will be able to spread it before realizing they are sick. I think it's likely to spread quite well if it gets loose in humans. \n \n4) There is little reason to believe that this disease, even under worst case assumptions, will be unlike all others in human history. No disease kills everyone. The closest we have ever come is with diseases new to a population. Many Old World diseases were entirely new to the New World, and their effect on the New World population was devastating. Some estimates are that 80 - 90% of the entire New World poulation was lost to disease almost before there was conventional conflict between European colonista and the locals. The New World returned the favor, most likely with syphlis which is first recorded in Europe early in the 1500s. Yellow fever may have a New World origin as well though it has found a home away from home in equatorial Africa.  \n\nSo, I don't think it will be the end for humans if the current avian flu virus manages to become infectious in humans. Even if it retains its lethality. I do think that there will be many deaths until a vaccine is developed, or someone finds a drug which is effective, unlike any other anti-viral drug known. And still more deaths until enough vaccine is produced and gotten to all who need it.


Since there is no scripture that alludes to a rapture before or during the tribulation specifically, please do not quote to me scripture that alludes to "A" rapture.  We all know Jesus is coming so generic scriptures don't prove a rapture in advance of the final time Jesus comes.  What I am asking for is any scripture that proves there will be a rapture prior to the final time Jesus comes.  I am afraid you won't find it.  I hope you prove me wrong!  I do know that there is a harvest that is reaped in Revelation 14.  But to my knowledge, nobody every talks about this!

Darby created the idea of the rapture but a con artists named Scofield that was in and out of prison for scamming people out of money promoted it and made it popular. There is no pre-trib rapture, it is just one of many of the churches lies. Read Rev. 20:1-5. It states seeing the beheaded for not taking the mark of the beast and the says that this is the first Resurrection. The rapture belief states that the dead rise. if the beheaded are part of the first Resurrection then it is impossible to have a rapture before that point. Also when Christ returns all shall see Him. Due to this ignorant false belief in a pre trib rapture I believe that most church goers will take the mark of the beast thinking that it can't be the mark since the rapture hadn't happened yet. I feel that this is part of the great lie that God sent to deceive everyone but the elect. Which in fact will show that most church goers were never really Christians because the elect won't be deceived by this lie.