Please ladies only. Consider the question applies only to a blind date and that you are an ADULT person, and not underage. Assume that you have no children, or that they do not live with you, or that they are away at the time so that your home is available to you without interruption. Please ignore a "movie" as a part of the date, because there is no chance to talk inside a theater. Films at home are included in date scenarios.  Assume in your answer that the blind date has started well, and that you find at least the beginning of interest in the man. Assume also that you are a LADY, and that sex is not going to happen on this first date, but kissing or even some petting (making out) might happen if he is charming enough to you.  What are the absolute "MUST DO" things for him to win your heart.  What kind of date is it that will leave you dreaming about him?

Really good, old fashioned manners. Help her with her coat, pull chair out, pour her wine first etc etc. Early in my dating with the man who is now my husband, we were out in the rain and when we got to the car he walked to the passenger side with me and held the umbrella over me while I got in. My ex-boyfriend before him wouldn’t have thought to do something like that! – it’s a little thing but I’ve never forgotten it and it summed up how he cared for me.\n\nOn top of that, just listen to her, don’t brag (even if you have terrific achievements – she’ll be more impressed if she has to dig them out of you!)\n\nOh re kissing, soft 'movie star' kisses while you touch her face. No tongue thrusting or lunging for a boob!\n\nGood luck!\n\nRe your added info - if you bring her anything it should be 1 flower or something whimsical (interesting book you just found in a 2nd hand bookshop..something it looks like you saw and thought of her, not taken ages choosing) Def not a huge bouquet or something she might be allergic to or have to spend all night lugging around... Re smell - soap better than cologne by far, she should only smell you when she's close...


can anyone give me the complete list? \n\n\nget 10 points

I found that there is a new VH1 and it is called VH1 Europe but it is not allowed in the US, Why.\nI found that there is a  VH1-classic and it is 1000xbetter than the one you watch in the US, Why!\nSo, VH1 top 100 covers and samples are found at their HQ over in NY, or go to England.


As a kid, I liked bart a lot.\nwhen I got older, I realized homer is the real humor.\nIn the last few seasons, I think the whole "Moe is suicidal, and really screwed up" thing is pretty hilarious/endearing


Generally you can view your webpage in winxp but not in win98se. I do not like to use xp but would like to view page in win98se with foreign language support. Is it possible?

You just missed the boat.  MS stopped support for 98/ME about a month ago.  You will need to find a mirror site with the foreign language app.  IE7 might have support built-in, but it's in beta.  If you're willing to be a guinea pig, give it a shot.


be honest! no trolls...if you dont know then check into it...\ndont just say "i dont know"

weird...how you and her are asking the same question....peculiar


It is from a 19th century journal by Sarah Haynesworth Gayle.


I would like a good reason why the government has the right to tell me to wear a seat belt when it only puts me in harms way. I have worn mine since I got thrown from a car years ago, but its not a danger to anyone but me if I don't want to wear it. Its not like drinking and driving where innocent people are put in harms way.

Personally, I think the government has no such right.  If you want to be a moron and put your life in peril, that should be your business.  HOWEVER, there should be caveats attached to that.  For instance, I believe that if you don't wear a seat belt and you have no medical insurance, that the governemnt should let you die.  You took your life into your hands.  The governmnet shouldn't fix your mistake if you were so abysmally stupid.\n\nThat having been said, the reason the governement places these restrictions is not because of some sort of genuine concern for your well being.  As with many things, it boils down to money.  A severely crippled person is often a drain on public resources.  If you remain healthy, the odds are greater that you will be a productive member of society and, more importantly, generate tax revenue.  If you get into a car accident without a seat belt, not only will you probably stop paying taxes, you will also probably start sucking up public resources.


some weird wall paper that other people download into my \nsystem but I can't delete them away.  I tried my best with\nmy knowledge of computer but I failed.

Right click, an empty spot on your desktop, then click on properties. In there, you will find many different wallpapers, that came with your computer. Another way, is to go to a website, that has many nice pictures, that you can use for wallpaper. When you find a picture that you like, right click on the picture, and click "set as desktop item" or something similiar, depending on what version of windows you are running..Here is a website, that has many beautiful pictures, that I use, for my wallpaper. \nhttp://www.calsgallery.com/


i love orton i think he is the best wrestler ever!!!

yeah i agree with you! and also with carlito's girl.. people are just haters! RANDY ORTON IS THE BRST WRESTLERS EVER... y? RKo is one of the greatest finishing move.. the title legend killer is a very good one too.. and randy deserves that after killing one legend after the another... randy always put on a great match! he is the youngest champion ever! RANDY IS SIMPLY THE BEST! i also would also credit randy for having a good entrance theme! everything about him is perfect! RANDY IS PERFECTION! i cant wait to see his comeback! i really miss him alot! sd sucks now because randy wasnt there! randy is such a great heel... and now sd has none.. that they need to stick with jbl! they need to bring back randy if they want ratings! but i would love it best if randy were to return to raw... i believe that RANDY=RAW! i would also love to see him as a champ once again! and be turn into a face! but whether randy is a heel or a face! i love him so much! RANDY ROCKS! HE IS THE BEST EVER! HE IS THE FUTURE! OF WWE! RANDY 4EVER!


I am abroad in the netherlands where the strongest over the counter drug is paracetamol...which in my opinion has the healing powers equivalent to popping a pez. My secret stash of Tylenol Sinus ran out and I feel like I stuck my head in a fish bowl . Any suggestions other than vicks...vicks smell like old people...

The 3 S's:\n\nSweat - Load on the clothes\nSleep - Lie down!\nS*** - Eat bran... get it out of you!!!\n\ndo this for 24 hours. must be tough in another country, being that ill. \nBest of luck friend!


i am desperate to convince my mom to get me one!!! ughh

It depends on the child, when mine are 13 or 14, if they are responsible enough to handle keeping track of the minutes, and text messages, or maybe work to pay some of the bill, I would be happy to get them one.  Plus I would like them to have it for emergencies, or for me to be able to get ahold of them if they miss curfew.  However, if they are getting bad grades in school, sneaking out, getting caught drinking or any other misbehaving acts, I see no reason why I should reward them with cell phone. \n\n Perhaps it would help convince your mother if you explain to her the good reasons you should have one, like getting stranded somewhere, her being able to contact you easily when you are out with friends etc. And prove to her that you are responsible enough to handle one by showing her good grades, and other things you have been doing well.


I installed motorola moble phone tools on my computer.  I have a razr v3 and Every time I plug in the phone through the usb port, it says it cannot be installed because it cannot find the modem.

If u already installed motorolla phone tools. Then Plug the calbe in, GOTO > CONTROL PANEL > Phone And Modem Options > Modems (tab) > Add > (and select Next) If ur phone is connected nicely > then your Razr V3 will show and if it does , click finish . Try the Motorolla Phone tools again.\n\n----\nAlso check if your USB is enabled from BIOS.


im gonna be seein my b/f this weekend and i want to treet him to a blow job i really am up for it but im just curious if there are any preperations i should do and if there are any techniques u want to give me advice on and finally whats deep throating a cock like is it good or horrible

take it slow..don't go for the whole thing right away or you will choke and not enjoy it.  You don't need to deep throat in order for him to enjoy it.  concenetrate on the head as well as the shaft.  Tell him whether you'll swallow or not so u don't get a surprise when he lets go in your mouth.\n\nEmail me if you want more advice......\nEnjoy!


back acne? well not so much acne..but/..I used to have rly clear skin then all of a sudden i started getting lots of pimples on my upper back/neck..like I cant even wear a tanktop..omg HOW do I get rid of it?

the actual truth here is the hair products running down ur back..i read that in glamour..try neutrogena blackhead scrub..its like a sand blaster and works well...wash your back after u shampoo and condition


yeah go to iamawashed-upnobody andisuckatsinging .com, that should do the trick, if you can't find anything on the whore there you should try listening to something a little more tastefull, nothing against you, i have all the respect for you in the world and it's waiting right here for you as soon as you stop listening to this baloney ( i just said baloney, almost as cool as saying weener), bye now


I have had normal paps for 14 years since my first outbreak now it is showing HPV again after all this time I know I will always carry this virus but should I be concerned that my current partner has had it all along and he did not know it and has given me a new strain?

It is very possible, and almost guaranteed that your partner has it also. This virus is highly contagious and there isn't much you can do to protect yourself, even if you use condoms.  Most people with hpv will never know they are infected with the virus.  You can't get new strains, but your hpv can resurface at any time in your life.  If your partner also has hpv he may have trigured the virus and that could be the cause of your recent outbreak.  Other things can cause outbreaks like malnutrition, stress, etc. And remember that paps can always come out normal but this means nothing when it comes to hpv unfortunately.


Ever notice the big school always has the cupcake come to them but never go to the cupcake school's stadium? Why not do the home-and-home deal? It's only fair!

No, because the bigger school would lose money travelling to Podunk for a game in a stadium that only has 25,000 seats! Imagine a home-and-home between Michigan and San Jose State. Michigan Stadium seats over 110,000 people. If the estiamted priced of admission is 50 dollars, that's 5,500,000 dollars just on gate alone! Try that at San Jose State where ticket prices are less expensive and seats are fewer. No way would such a deal fly because of the financial loss to the bigger school. "Cupcake" games are a way for smaller schools to make their budget and for bigger schools to get an easy "W" on saturday. So give up the "fairness" dream of home-and-home cupcake scheduling; it'll never work!


I am taking a class on education for children with special needs and I have to create a lesson plan that will include activities for a child that is developmentally delayed because of neglect...  Can anybody help?

The cause of the developmental delay, academically, is not an issue, except that a child who is a victim of neglect or abuse will usually either not tolerate even a hand on the shoulder and/or fast movement near him/her, or will be extra clingy and want lots of extra hugs and praise. It is more of a management issue, as well as having to take on additional nurturing interactions with the child (in teamwork with the counselor/psychologist).\n\nWhat subject and age level?\n\nI would suggest that, barring more details of subject, lesson objectives, and age level, you should look at incorporating multi-sensory activities as part of the whole-class activities that the DD child can participate in (hands-on, auditory-visual mix, etc.). Any seatwork (paper-pencil) for the overall group should be either shortened (just the first, lower-end Bloom's Taxonomy, easier questions on the page) or modified (cut-and-paste labels, reduced print, spiral curriculum work from a lower grade level addressing the same goal, etc.).  If the students will be expected to create wall displays or make class presentations, plan on creating an achievable product goal for the DD child in which he/she can produce (with reasonable effort) similar *quality* (rather than level/quantity) as the rest of the class.


I am a sophomore writing a literary analysis about the relationship between Victor Frankenstein and his created monster in the novel, Frankenstein.  I am trying to explore the master-creation relationship between the two characters and how it changes as the book progresses.  At this point in my analysis I am comparing their relationship to the relationship that exists between God and man (master and creation.)  I need some biblical references about  obedience to God and creation in general.

If you're using the cliffsnotes version, they're on pages 105, 106 (adam&eve), 116, 119 (monster questions humanity's fall from grace), 81-2 (parallels between Victor and Cain), 141, 144 "you shall curse the hour of your birth", 97, 99, 65, 106 (adam), 105, 106, 113 (eve), 97, 99, 106, 126, 58, 64-65, 99 (satan)   cliffsnotes is about 200 pages long to give you an idea if you're using a different copy.\n\nfor a quick, searchable Bible in every version, try biblegateway.com


I have an email address and i need to know who and where they are from.

Most likely, you can't.  Running a trace on the email will only lead back as far as the ISP.  Only thing I can think of is that you can try an internet search on the email address, and see if you get any hits, or do an internet search for "reverse email lookup" and try one of those sites.


Have you ever been in love with someone you are not physically attracted to?

When I first met my husband I thought he was a total dork and wanted nothing to do with him (in that way).  We became great friends and somewhere down the road he became very attractive to me.  So I guess the answer to your question is yes.  I was not physically attracted to him at first, then when I really got to know him his outter beauty was magnified by his inner beauty.


What can I do to get $420 by friday and I have a job but this paycheck is going towards my prom ticket...HELP! Cuz my da said if I dont give him the the 420 from the deposit by fri hes canceling the limo!!! NO

Are you 18?? Find an Indian Casino near by and try your luck.  \n\nIf you are not 18 and not willing to sell something, then just ask your parents for a loan.  Tell them you will pay them back in a few weeks.


Just wondering what goes on behind closed doors.

not gonna lie - Jessica Alba and Maria Sharapova.


no, i'm not telling you what the question is,\n\nyou have to tell me both the question and the answer.\n\nwell, i did address it to clever people, didnt i?\n\nare you up to the job or not?

Who can answer this question?-that is the question.\nClever people.- that is the answer.\n\n10 points?


Firstly, i was not saying that everyone was a sinner, i made the reference that even some who were perfect were allotted to die, yet they were perfect, without sin. But rather, i was showing that there were people throughout history who did NOT sin, and the fact that they too had to die shows that there could be some people who are perfect even today. God says that we can achieve perfection. HE doesn't say, "strive to be perfect. HE says "be perfect..." If we do not have the ability, then HE is telling us to do something that is impossible, hence he would be cruel, but HE did not do such. Genesis 17:1 And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect. Deuteronomy 18:13 Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God. Perfection has always been within our grasp, God made it that way, but of course, it was missed yet again.\nAccording to God, is perfection possible?

yes according to many religion ... perfection is possible ... but even for the most religious man ... mistakes can happen and it does happen ... so it is hard to find a true man who is perfect ... but i think perfect man is out there in anywhere ... who is just perfect ... but nobody knows him except god ...


If it's true, then people should know about it, right? And if it's complete fiction why does anybody care? What are you afraid of?

Everybody is making such a big deal about it because the movie comes out this Friday.  It's a bunch of bogus shit, and everybody's in an uproar because it's about religion and politics and they just want something to talk about to fill up their boring lives.


Tell me I'm very confused. Me and my mate finally decided okay it's time and did it. The next day he was calling me telling he love me and such. Before that he didn't call. What should I expect and what is he really feeling inside.

Yes, he might just be saying it so he gets more.  You should expect to be asked for more.  \n\nHow to know his true feelings?  Ask!  Ask him why he decided he loves you now?  When did he knew he felt this way?  If its true, the words should flow from the heart.


i was arrested 1 time in my life, yes i messed up. now i have a felony, i was told bythe judge that after i did all iwas suppose to that it would be dropped to a mis, so why did i go and get a a police report and it was not changed they give me a peice of paper telling it was reduced, now tell me how good does that look when i go for a job and pull out this paper saying yes i am a felon but not anymore it was redused showing this peice of paper. And do u know what excuse they give me for not comeing off my record. We dont have the man power for someone to change it. Oh please. give me the job!How many thousands of other people r going through the same thing?

Laws are different from state to state but expunging your record is a good idea.  But in many (most?) states just expunding it doesn't necessarily take the charge/arrest of your record.  It gives you the right to say to employers that you do not have the mis/felony but sometimes it will show up on backgournd checks but it will show that it was expunged.  But it still shows "what" was expunged.  It's complicated so you may want to talk to a lawyer and ask what kind of background checks your employer does.


I'm interested in programming and want to work as a software engineer.(I live in kerala, india)

hello im a computer science student .i tell u that there is no much difference in IT & CS. if u take CS apart from software u get to know about hardware also ,which i feel is essential.


Assume that you are entertaining visitors from another culture who are unfamiliar with the patterns of female-male ralationship in the United States today and who do not want to make any major mistakes in their interaction during their visit.  What would you tell them?  what problems might they run into w/o this knowledge?

i'd tell them"just don't start making out please"


i have never done it but sometimes the urge is too much\n i feel like beating her till she bleeds from her anus.\n i know its not legal and i will never do it but want to stop the thaught

Man you need help!!get it now before you hurt her. what happened to love? You must have loved her to marry her.I'm not for divorce but in your case I think she should run for the border.


i was just wondering if anyone ever got branded before. specifically on the palm. anyone give me some info? 50 points to the best answer.

I have seen a group of people get branded. To be honest they got drunk ...heated up a wire hanger in the shape of the brand and they pressed it up against their skin. They used some dressing like Vaseline afterwards and voila that' it.


Ok this is the story, My friend "Rachael" has a 3 month old baby and rachael and her mom always sit and smoke dope around the baby. My other friend "Chelsea" is talking about messed up it is (and i agree) and she says that if she ever sees them doing it that she will beta Racheals ass. Well me and Chelsea went over to Rachaels the other day to see the baby and Chelsea smoked weed with them with the baby in the same room. Chelsea and I got into a huge argumant because i told her she was a hippocrate, then she said that "she forgot the baby was in the room" but then she also added "and i needed to get high really bad" to me this sounds like it was just more important to her to get high then to care about the baby, i told her to never do it again wih me their or else i will beat her ass and she said i cant tell her what to do.

Your friends need to grow up and racheal needs to become a caring mother to her child. You are right to be upset with there behavoiur but please do not beat either of them up as you will be the one in trouble. Unfortunately there is no law saying you cannot smoke around your baby but the fact they are smoking weed is different. Tell racheal tactfully that she needs to put her babys health first. Good luck x


We could gain things from other species. Have the sight of an eagle, be able to fly, have sharks resistance to cancer and endless tooth replacement and be able to survive in the desert like a camel. Now that is going to give the church the hump.

Firstly, genetically modifying a human is *very* difficult. Scientists had just finished mapping the human genome, and there're are a lot of genes that they don't understand. Without fully understanding how each gene works, it is difficult and dangerous to alter it this drastically. Even if we can successfully incorporate the animal genes into human genes, we don't know if there is going to be any bad side effects.\nSecondly, the human and animal genomes are quite different. Scientists may know which genes can make birds fly, but they won't know where to insert these genes into the human genome.\nThirdly, genetics is still an extremely touchy subject. Many people can't even accept test-tube babies. Genetically modifying the human body? Those scientists would be condemned by millions of people, won't get government fundings, get hate mails etc. Now who would want to risk something like that?


She lived at " MOHANLAL INDUSTRY " 13 BEADONPURA 5 NEW DELHI\nduring the year 1967

he why dont u try out from telephone directory with the same surname


i don't want to sound desperate either but if he dosen't want to see me anymore i would like closure so that i can move on

I would call him and ask him what is going on! If he is going to be with you he dont need to avoid you for a week !


if they really want them out why didnt ant  minutemen show up\nor you internet folks why didnt you go out and stand up for your country?     i would hate to think that your all talk & no ballz  well lets hear it!

Believe it or not, we reach more Americans this way, especially the thinking ones.\n\nThe internet is the new communication media of choice for thinking people. TV is on the way out. Too many commercials. No reality.\n\nI as one voting person will reach millions of voters with this note. One person in that crowd of criminals will reach noone that matters or can or cares to vote.\n\nThis is my anti-protest, and it has far more impact than you can ever imagine.


he goes over to my friend samanthas house after he takes me home. last night he told my best friend tesha we broke up? and she has cheated on her boyfriend so i dont know what to do anymore

If he is telling other women that your two are broke up, then he is trying to do something with them.  You have your own answer right there.  He is a cheater and he is willing to cheat with one of your friends.  Get someone who respects you and your feelings and leave the trash to the bitchesss.  good luck, you deserve better than that!!!


A gud name for an institution imparting free of cost treatment to ailing chronic patients with only motivation and life style chages & no medicines.

Prakrat\nSamprati\nJeevant\n\nGimme 10 points and i'l tell u more


hi all. i have had a bladder problem since 4 yrs now and the other day, i went to the docs and had to have a check between my legs. there was no female doc and i feel really really shaken up. its been a few days now and i am a virgin so i am not used to being touched. pls help me someone. anyone ever felt like this? i feel insecure, frightened and loss of self esteem. it was just a check but in all these 4 yrs, ive never had to have something like this. i am scared and frightened and it haunts my mind. it keeps coming in my mind. has anyone had to have a checkup likeb that by an male doc. did u feel like this. i have had and stiull jhave depression and OCD too so i feel i am more affected than any1 in this world when it comes to issues like that. i nam a young muslim girl and i feel sick, ill and havent been able to eat since it happened. pls help. pls reassure me some1. ive cried loads and i cant take it. will it dissapear frm my mind coz i cant live at the moment. thanx in advance.

As long as the doctor was truly examining you, and not taking advantage of you, then eventually you will come to understand this and take it as a thing of life. \nHowever, it would be best for you to have a female doc, and even then, suggest for there to be someone else present. \nWe all get checked up from time to time. When you get older, you will get checked out more, but it is a good thing to make sure you are staying healthy.\nI hope you get to feeling better about it.


my organ length is 5 inches annd girth 4.6 ,,,,is it enuff to make my partner happy? i'm very good at mast*rbation , errection and eejaculation....what do you say?

No. U must have a 6-7 inches minimum length and 3 inches thick, cut dick. Women enjoy more when u are able to touch their inner parts more by ur dick. They lov to suck bigger cocks and cocks that r thick turn them on.\n\n\nTry using some product to thicken and increase the length of ur penis. Bye\n\nAlso, visit a good sexologist and get ur foreskin cut off so that ur dick gets "cut".\nBest of luck\n\nP.S.U can bu some products to help u out here:penis.com


I don't really know if there is a BIG difference, but just wondering...=)

its hard to explain.. but this is what google said..\nThere's really no difference between running and jogging, although jogging is often used to describe running at a slow pace. Whichever you choose, all you need is a good pair of running shoes and a little enthusiasm\nhaha i find that funny.. well hope that helped u..\nhave a great day


Does any one know about Chinese group in Massachusetts?\nI planned to stay in Massachusetts for a long while and thought about might need to get some help from Chinese who lives there or groups i can get in touch ahead.\nFirst time here, kind of nervous for my English isn't good enough. Thanks for help!\nBless you all.


I'm going to cedar point and I want to ride all teh roller coasters.

You'll be fine.  Better than that, if it's your first time on a coaster with contacts (instead of having to take your glasses off), you'll actually enjoy the ride in a whole different ride because you'll be able to SEE where you're going. I've been told it's trippy. Just bring along some eyedrops in case you get dried out.


US forces in Iraq have killed two women by mistake while they were on their way to a maternity hospital north of Baghdad.The Joint Coordination Centre statement said, without specifying if either of the women was pregnant: "US forces killed two women by mistake ... when they were heading to a maternity hospital in a taxi."\nA police source said the driver of the car was wounded.\n    The US military said a car had entered a clearly marked prohibited area near an observation post.\nLieutenant Colonel Ed Loomis said in a statement: "As the vehicle neared the observation post and failed to stop despite repeated visual and auditory signals, shots were fired to disable the vehicle.\n"The vehicle stopped, changed directions and quickly departed the area."He said the military later received Iraqi police reports that two women had died from gunshot wounds at the hospital in the town of Samarra, 100km north of Baghdad.\nWhat Do you think of this ,is america realy doing what it says its DOING???

yea they r doin they job..theyr job is killing innocent women,men and kids and rape women and kids..(yea american soldiers raped 3 12 y old boys in abu ghraib)they just doin theyr job..now lets see the other aspect..iraqi soldiers killed 2 american women..now u say its war and they just doing theyr job?


Fat-fingered the SPAM button..............now I don't get emails from my friend at my yahoo address. Help!!!!

Don't worry! This is easy to fix. When you clicked "Spam," the message went into your Spam folder.\n\n1. Open the Spam folder by clicking it in the folder list on the left of the page \n2. Click the message that you marked spam by mistake. \n3. Click the "Not Spam" button along the top of the window.\n\nDone! Ahhhh, sigh of relief.


I read online somewhere that they are killing off Borgia, the ADA


Can someone please tell me about the following medication:\n\nEnzyte\nProzack (spelling)\nPryozek (again spelling)\n\nWhat are they and what do they do; though I have a basic idea? Thanks

http://www.enzyte.com/\nhttp://www.prozac.com/\n\nEnzyte is for "natural male enhancement"\nProzac is an anti-depressant\n\nTalk to your doctor


When I was 8 my uncle raped me.  I also found out that my cousin was rape by the same uncle.  When I told my mother she blamed it on me. I was devastated, but now I realized that it wasn't my fault. I'm now 23 and I just found out I still have time to accuse him to the authorities but there is a big problem.  This uncle is the baby one in the family.  He is backed up by the rest of the family (including my mother). I do not want to get the load on me, but I dont want this to happen to anyone else.  He now has a baby girl and I do not want to mess up that family.  What should I do?

You're the one that matters here, and any other girls in your family he's done this to, or could do this to in the future.  It doesn't matter what the rest of your family thinks.  Report him now.


vaginal thrush is not classed as a s.t.d!

You are so nasty. but if you are so worried wash it with warm water and a disinfectant like dettol. leave it air dry and i guess you are good to go.


I live in iran & my country name is not in the country list of sites such as eBay, Amazon, google and alexa. Therefore I cannot open an account & start to eBusiness in those sites. What is the solution? How can I overcome this problem?

Go to a web site like ec21.com.  There you can list your Iranian address without much problem.  From there you can 'set up shop' without much hassle and at a fairly low cost.  It is mostly a business-to-business thing, but a place to start.  Then you set up a retail page at some other site like a mall and use this as your legitimizing home base on the web.  \n\nYou still have to have some actual product or service to offer--so it won't work on that 21st century chain letter model where everyone signs up and sends you some bucks in order for you to tell them to sign folks up and send them some money in order for them to tell the other's customers to sign up people and send them some money, etc.


lips and flat noses.i just asked if being racsist is goodand when he was reffering to color ,this is how he answered me.

does he wear glass's if he don't he probably need to


That sucks that OZ was cancelled 2 years ago.Wish they would bring it back.

Oz ruled. They cancelled because they couldn't keep the stars for the series. Two of the characters are now on Law and Order SVU, one is on Law and Order Criminal Intent, another two are on ER, and many others have had guest spots on these shows. They need to do a check in show with the crew at OZ........ I wish they would bring it back it was awesome!!!!


I think one is a British Announcer and the other is an\nAmerican. Does any one know? The Bristish Announcer is\nvery good.

Depends what channel you are watching, but Eurosport have 2 of the best commentators who really glide when they're both in the booth together: Frew McMillan and David Mercer.


5x - 3y = 13\n4x - 3y = 11\n\nPLEASE show steps, thanks to all who answered.

No, GP Warren is wrong...\n\nStart by adding (5x-3y=13) to -(4x-3y=11)\n\n5x + (-4x) = 1x\n-3y + (3y) = 0y\n13 + (-11) = 2\n\nLooking at this, it gives us 1x + 0y = 2\nSo x = 2 \n\ngoing back to the first equation with x = 2\n5*2 - 3y = 13\nso y = -1\n\nx = 2, y = -1


He needs to write everything about the occupation of lifegaurds.If I can print out any info from a site that would help alot.Any suggestions??

Just have your son do a search though google or yahoo and type in lifeguard's tons of site will pop up and he can search for what he is looking for!


I've posted questions in the past which gave me a oops page due to the site's technical difficulties. I had no choice but to re-submit the question and low and behold it then posted twice. I deleted the extra one which may even have cost me more points to do...but I'm still waiting on the 'refund' I requested. Why won't they answer me? I'm starting to get offended!

Don't hold your breathe waiting for them.


Why is it that the WWE has been neglecting the output of good story lines. There has not been a good story lines since the original LOD split in the WWE. And I'm not talking about putting two random wrestlers together and calling them a tag team like Kane and Big Show. I'm talking about teams like the Godwinns, Bashams, La Resistance, T&A, The Outlaws, The Hardyz, etc. Who wants to see some good tag teams back into the WWE?

there are some very good responses here.\nanother one is the fact that Vince McMahon just doesn't have any respect left for the Tag Team titles.  Why is it that there always seems to be a big superstar like kane or big show teaming with a cruiserweight.  It's so annoying.\nThe tag team division has been lacking any credibility for a few years now since they let the dudleys go, that was basically the last straw.\nWhen they do finally have a cohesive unit with good in ring charisma they split them up (see MNM). Who is the bright spark who thought the hearthrobs or the dicks would be a good tag team - totally ridiculous.  They need to fire their creative team and get some fresh new ideas.


I was watching my powerpoint. I accidently aded more slides because I hit the enter key too much. When I deleted the extra slides my slides were deleted too! HOW DO I GET THEM BACK?!?!?!? And I have tried the undo button!!!

Go into the Recylce Bin and find them. Select each one and then right click and choose "Restore".\n\nRight click the Recycle Bin and select "Open". Then on "View" select "Details". This will provide enough information for you to begin finding your powerpoint slides. Then right click each one you find and click "Restore".\n\nAs long as you have not emptied your Recycle Bin you are OK, don't panic. \n\nI hope this helps you, good luck!


I wanted to advertise with Yahoo. There are some sites that I needed to advertise or to Promote Products from sites that I have affiliated with.\nDo I have to pay for any advertisement that I advertise with Yahoo.\nFor example: "I wanted to advertise DollarsPond site"\n\nCan I advertise this site on My Yahoo site?


Do all our Senators, congressmen and women, and other represenatives believe the u.S. is a sovereign nation? Do we stand up to small numbers of activists and "dare" voice out true opinions  anymore? Is america what our forefathers wante dit to be? It sadens me to see the way we are setting ourselves up for failure.

No, our representatives should NOT be representing noncitizens, but that is EXACTLY what they are doing.


i'm 14\nweighing at 165 pounds\nMy mom keep saying U NEED TO LOOSE WEIGHT!\nisnt she supposed to except for what i look like? \nanyways...i want to loose weight too! \ni recently got my thyroid checked thinking that was the problem...it wasnt! \nso now i have to try harder...\nbut anyone have any ideas so i can loose my 25 pounds?

If you contact me with your email address, I will gladly give you a diet based on Jenny Craig and Nutrisystem. You can do it yourself at home. You won't need to measure anything or count calories. It is all already proportioned. It involves all food groups and is based on 1250 calories. Very healthy.  I have shared it with many askers on yahoo answers.\n\nSince your mom wants you to lose weight to, she will probably do what she can to help you follow the diet.  You won't be  hungry because you eat something every three hours.


I misplaced the sticker for the computer and now the computer is having problems so I need to reformat it, but I need to know the CD Key first is the some way to get it out of the registry or something?


How can we protect the innocent? Who should be held accountable? Should police be required to know the "signs" of a child who has been Tainted?

I'm not sure what you specifically mean by 'tainted' but anybody and especially children can be influenced.\n\nIn any criminal investigation it is always hard to separate the truth from exagerations and outright lies.  That is why we have developed a complex legal system that protects all the different parties interests until the truth can be ascertained.\n\nPolice officers should and for the most part are highly trained in the laws which they enforce.\n\nIs it perfect?  No.  Can we always protect the innocent?  Unfortunately also no but there are those of us who try.


I mean, I am not a ditzy person at all, I just kinda bounce around a little here there and everywhere and you know it is a nice day today.  Don’t you think?  \n\nDid you have a good day today?  Was mom happy?  Mine was.  \n\nWhere was I?  Oh, yeah!  I remember!  \n\nWhy do guys think that women are ditzys?

I agree with death_cab.  By acknowledging that you are a ditz you did in fact prove that you weren't a ditz.  Like he said a true ditz wouldn't be intelligent enough to realize her ditziness.  :)\n\nSince you don't meet the intelligence requirements for ditzhood I'm giving you the title of "bubbly" or "fun" depending on the situation.  If anyone has a problem with this classification just tell them the internet told you so.


What is your song as a couple... love song...


need help writing my resume, especially wording an objective for [warehouse or manufacture and driver

You can find a ton of resources at the link below to assist you with writing a resume...\n\nhttp://www.effective-resume-writing.com\nhttp://www.theresumebuilder.com/?hop=netexec


Every dating site I have been on ask about your size.  What do these words mean to you when refering to a woman size.  Thick, Voluptuous, Large,  how about a little bit overweight, extra padding.

Thick could probably translate to heavy but tall. Voluptuous is curvy and usually big-chested. Large is just plain fat. Little overweight is more like chubby. Extra padding is fat and "padded looking" butt, stomach and/or legs.


I want a workout to boost my vertical without buying expensive shoes or training gear.Thanx for readin

When I was 18, I was 5'10" and could stuff.  Get ankle weights (or duct tape some weight on).  You will absolutely "fly" in a month.  I had a 40" vertical.


i really dont know what he did but now ever time i go anywhere on the net i go to home page and its this stupid game page

yeah what they said. some web pages also have an icon to drag to make it your home page.


Do we know what causes it, and can it ever be cured?

Since the others answers are packed with information, I'll address the last part of your question.  There was a fascinating breakthrough at Harvard last October, by Dr. Matthew State.  You can read about it here:\n\nhttp://www.tsa-usa.org/\n\nand click on the link "Genetic Breakthrough Yields Clue to Tourettes"


I took 7 standard quinine solutions (0 to 0.06 ppm) and measured the fluorescence of each standard.\n\nConcentration - Fluorescensce intensity\n0 - -0.143\n0.01 - 61.189\n0.02 - 99.968\n0.03 - 151.800\n0.04 - 203.743\n0.05 - 250.976\n0.06 - 305.419\n\nStandard curve has R^2 value of 0.9986\n\nThen taken 2 unknown samples, each with 2 dilution factors\n\nUnknown type - Dilution factor - Intensity - Concentration\nUnknown 1 - 10 - 102.728 - 0.199\nUnknown 1 - 50 - 18.43 - 0.152\nUnknown 2 - 10 - 672.3 - 1.34\nUnknown 2 - 50 - 155.0 - 1.52\n\nAll unknown concentrations were calculated taking into consideration the dilution factor.\n\nWhy is there a difference between concentrations for the same unknown with different dilution factors? Which ones are more accurate?

This is a typical sort of problem found in real life laboratories- You have differences in concentrations because, in the real world, there are errors introduced at every step of the quantitation process..tiny differences in how much stays in the tube, in the pippette tip, the accuracy of the pippette itself, etc.  However, figuring out which is more accurate is fairly easy.  First, any value that actually falls *on* your standard curve is best-that way you don't have to extrapolate. Second, in general, the more you dilute, the less accurate the reading.  The first consideration is the more important.  In sample 1, your 1:50 dilution is too low to get an accurate reading, in unknown 2, your first dilution is too high to get an accurate reading.


I know that people worship the moon too!

If you have ever dwelt in darkness, you know what it is like to turn on the light. Jesus brought the light of life into my heart where there was once darkness. Yes, I did not like what I saw, but Jesus is also the Living Water, and He cleansed my soul as well.\n\nTo truly understand what Jesus was talking about, you need to understand that He was speaking while the priests were lighting the lamps of the temple.


Just order the EPH200. Want to lose 25 lbs and wanted to know if it really work or am I Just throwing my money away. Need to try somthing just stop smoking and putting on pounds. I go to gym 2 time a week just starting walking in the mornings but wieght  Just keeps on. HELP!!!!!!!!!

don't introduce crap into your body. just keep walking, maybe even putting some running in there too. watch your eating, your body will adjust soon, don't worry. In the end, after walking and running and quitting smoking...you will end up 1) being a non smoker 2) being the weight you want and 3) being in shape. It won't happen overnight though! Keep at it, and good luck!


I have heard that some books that are considered controversial or disruptive or whatever (like Mein Kampf, Catcher in the Rye, Dante's Inferno, etc) are flagged and the FBI keeps track of them in some sort of database. Anyone know if that's true?

well... think of it this way... if you ever get in trouble, they will investigate you.. they will pull all of your credit records, bank statements, library records, school grades, medical records.. anything that you've done in your lifetime is in a record somewhere... there is nothing that you do that goes unnoticed... remember that.\n\nnow, they do have specific books they keep track off... catcher in the rye and the inferno are not ones they track, though... as well as librarians who report suspicious activity (such as getting a book on the white house and then another book on home made bombs)


You should check this site its AWESOME. Play the fantasy college basketball.Start in DIII and work your way up to DI

I think this is a site where you can match up any team from any era against whoever you want.  The database will produce a boxscore for your game and all the appropriate stats.  Pretty cool actually, but I got bored of it after half an hour or so.  Matched up the 73 Washington Capitals with the 78 Canadiens and got a 23-1 result for the Habs.


Sorry they aren't.\nYou will have to go the pub, I am.\nGood luck.


I know it prevents the degradation of DNA but how? It involves the binding of citrate to magnesium.

Its a buffer and a metal chelating agent. \nIt prevents metallo proteases and nucleases from funcitoning fully as well as stabilizing the pH of the buffer. \n\nRegards


This is for a college assignment. We are writing a grant and need as much facts as possible to demonstrate the need for healthy eating education.


1. Boil water vigorously for 5-10 minutes.\n\n2.   Or, using an eye dropper, add 8 drops of liquid chlorine bleach per gallon of water, 16 drops if the water is cloudy, and let stand for 30 minutes.\n\n3.   Or, using a 2% tincture of Iodine (from your first aid kit), add 20 drops per gallon of water, 40 drops if the water is cloudy, and let stand for 30 minutes.\n\n4.   Or, use water purification tablets available at drug stores and sporting goods stores. Follow directions on the label.\n\n5.   Or, use a commercial water filter that removes bacteria, protozoa, viruses, and chemicals.


I WANT TO WORK IN SAP FI-CONFIGARATION. AT PRESENT I AM WORKING IN FINANCE INDUSTRY AS ASSISTANT MANAGER. I WANT TO GO UP THE LADDER FOR HIGHER POST IN CHENNAI (INDIA).AS FOR AS SAP IS CONCERNED I AM BEGINEER. KINDLY ADVISE ME SUITABLY.\nI AM GOOD IN BUSINESS RE ENGINEERING.

As you are new on SAP, if you don't want get exploited then take 2 months break from current work, get FI certified from SAP or SAP certified training partner and jump in the hot market.\n\nI am sure, you will not be behind in earning compared to other guys in SAP FI.\n\nGood Luck.\n\nBest training will pay you best at the earliest.\n\nYatin Bhatt


i only know the start of the song..\nhere we are, born to be kings\nWe're the princes of the universe..\nAnd this song was also used in a tv series. What is it?

Highlander, the T.V series.\nThe song is by Queen.


If you had a BNP candidate in you area would you vote BNP

Im from the UK. Let me explain to everyone here what the BNP actually is.\n\nThe British Nationalist Party is a party widely known in Britain as the "New Nazis". Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but this party has radical views on ethnic minorities, refugees and the like. They are not widely supported in the UK, which shows that the British public have SOME political sense.\n\nIn the interest of fairness, anyone interested should have a look at their website (below).\n\nThere is a bigger chance of world peace being achieved than there is of me voting for the BNP.


what is pharming?\nand is there example of it?

Pharming is the genetic engineering of farm animals for the production of drugs. For example, researchers have created sheep which can secrete a human blood protein into their milk. This protein is used in the treatment of cystic fibrosis. Many farm animals can be and have been utilized in genetic engineering in order to produce human drugs.\n\nThe reason it is termed "Pharming" is because it is farming for pharmaceutical use.


First of all, please dont be judgemental. My x husband got into some trouble and went to prison (he learned his lesson). Anyway, his family believes I am the one who told on him.  I am not the one who did. He knows I am not the one. I worked three jobs to pay for a attorney so he could get less time. I made sure he got a hundred dollars a week. I am the one who went to see him every weekend. I payed for all the collect calls. His family did nothing. Well, since his family believes I am the one who told. He was not to have anything to do with me while he lived in their house during his home arrest. Which was for a couple years. His sister set him up with a friend of hers. She and he ended up having a child together. One weekend when his family and the other girl was out of town he called for me to come see him. He told me he wanted me to wait for him, and that he had a plan for us when he got off Parole. But wouldnt tell me what it was. He asked PLEASE WAIT.

I think the real question is do you really want him back?  You obviously showed that you care for him but apparently that (by what you said) really didn't seem to matter.  The fact that he had a kid with someone else is another thing.  Being as if you could trust him even after that.  You supported the hell out of him multiple times.  If I were him I'd be all for you, weather he sees that or not.  If you really love him, I'd give him one more chance.  He might see how important you are, but likewise he might not.\n\nThis matter is really more dependent on how you feel about busting your butt for him and him just leaving you hanging.  If you truly love him and think it could work, got for it and give him one more shot.  If you feel doubtful in any way I'd just say forget it.  You seem like a kindhearted person, love should naturally find its way to you.


I have always wondered what others believe about God.  Who do you think God is?  What is His character?  What are His attributes?

His attributes are found in His names...\n\nElohim - strong One, divine (Genesis 1:1)\nAdonai - Lord, indicating a Master to servant relationship (Exodus 4:10,13)\nEl Elyon - Most High, the strongest One (Genesis 14:20)\nEl Roi - the strong One who sees (Genesis 16:13)\nEl Shaddai - Almighty God (Genesis 17:1)\nEl Olam - everlasting God (Isaiah 40:28)\nYahweh - LORD "I Am", meaning the eternal self-existent God (Exodus 3:13,14).\nYeshua - Jehovah is Salvation


My wife believes that the Clintons want to rule the world some day. Personally, I don't see America putting up with that.

For one, Americans will put up with whatever the media tells them they should.\n\nFor two, I think Hillary as President is the scariest thing ever... one world government or not. (NO, I'm not one of the idiots who say women wouldn't make good presidents) If it was down to just women in the race (which it wouldn't be) I'd put my bank account on Condi Rice. But that is dreaming nonsense. \n\nI see where you are comming from on the one world thing... did you ever hear the thing about Bush being (relitively closely) related to the British Royal Family? Something about the name was changed when the, now Bushes, came accross the Atlantic. Might be lefty propaganda, but maybe you could google it. Just thinking "outloud" so to speak.


what was it like for ou first kiss. sis you have any idea even how to. i dont really know how. my sis has tried to explain but im afraid i'll mess up when i do get the chance. is hard. does it taste and feel wierd. is it the best?

it's the best thing in the world. You feel complete.


I am starting a website but I am not sure what to use. It is a wensite with a very large database. Please help!

Well, usually depends on what type of hosting solution you have. If the host is ran on a unix/linux box, you will often find MySQL installed. If it is a windows solution, you usually find MS SQL Server.\n\nHere are some advantages of both...\n\n1) MySQL is usually very fast database because it is strongly based on an index lookup type of structure. \n\n2) Works great with languages like PHP which I highly recommend you use for a website.\n\n3) Very memory efficient and takes less space to run on a server (usually).\n\n\nMS SQL Server\n\n1) Integrates well with other Microsoft products. If you have an all microsoft hosting solution going, you will probably want SQL Server.\n\n2) It allows the use of Stored Procedures which allows you to execute groups of commands on the server independent of user activity.\n\n3) Some of the later versions also offer great reporting utilities and statistics.\n\n\nBut this is all usually dependent on what you are running for an Operating system on the host. PHP and MySQL are great for unix/linux systems and ASP/MS SQL Server is good for windows environments.\n\nEven though you will find people on here leaning one way or the other, it all really depends on what you are looking for out of your website. Generally unix/linux is more stable but a bit harder for newbies to use and windows uses a lot of resources and less stable, but easier for newbies to use and understand.\n\nI hope I have made things a bit more clear for you.


yes, it is the ultimate sport\nchinese people are smart :D\nan average MLB game has about 7-8 minutes of action, and everything else is just boring\nsoccer has about 90+ minutes of action, and none of it is boring if u urself knows how to play soccer, cuz then u'll be like, hey i did that in a game too! and sh** like that


I wanna gain weight but I can't seem to keep it on... :( I'm bout 113 or so & I'm 26 yrs old... The most I remember EVER weighing was 125 (healthy weight). That was cuz I was eating lots @ every meal & pretty much not missing a meal. If I had toast/bread/french toast @ breakfast, I'd have @ least 4 slices, w/ chicken burgers I'd have 4 slices (2 chicken burgers). I'd have milk w/ all my meals... Lately I've been eating fatty foods... that's mainly cuz my bf takes me out or we decide to have pizza or something... Or if we order something it'd be like Subway... something healthy. I don't exercise either... The only exercise I get is for short distances (work, my bf's, the bank, the library). Any suggestions other than saying to do what I was doing b/f ?

Weight gain comes down to this formula;\n\n*Consuming many more calories than you are burning. \n*Doing a well-structured weight training program \n*Eating the right combination of nutrients (to gain muscle instead of fat). \n\n\nIf it seems that you can't gain weight chances are that you have a fast-burning metabolism, and are predominantly an ectomorphic body type. \n\nYou will need to eat large quantities of food, and eating it often. See the Gain Weight Calculator for exact calculations on daily calories and nutrient levels. \n\nThis MUST be combined with a good weight training program, otherwise ALL that food will be stored as fat. \n\n\n\nDon't Ever Miss Meals \nDon't ever miss meals (such as breakfast) - it is important to eat often. Whey protein and weight gain powders can help - simply because it's easier to consume the calories in a liquid form than it is to chew your way through them. Sometimes you may need to eat so much, that it feels like you're eating all the time - and certain foods may start to become irritating.\n\nLots of Sleep \nIf you don't get much sleep, it's time to start sleeping more - to slow down, and become a little less active. If you exercise a lot it may be time to slow down here as well - no more than 20 minutes 3 times a week.


Sally wrote a number.  The number is less than 0.5 and greater than 0.45. Which of these could NOT be the number Sally wrote? 0.459,0.46,0.48 or 0.501?

All you have to do is find one that is either\na) larger than .5 or\nb) smaller than .45\n.501 > .500\nHence, your answer is .501


Jabbed a cat?  They can't block, its great :D

yeah..i do it for hours..until its knocked unconscience..then i have to wait for it to wake up again..but its ok..i have fun poking it with a stick until then..yeah..its pretty much all i do all day


I would like all the ladys of the world to strike for one day. to help us poor men remember we cant live without you***

Wow how very sweet  I wish my Hubie would say some thing nice like that....What day are we striking I want in And when are you giving traning lessons to our hubies? So I can have mine there?


I'm just looking for some discreet fun.  Is there such a thing in the Cleveland area?  Maybe a fun job for the summer? Any ideas folks?

Cleveland Tennessee? I got a job for ya...


It is often said that all phases of our activities both mental and physical decide  a place either in heaven or in hell and that this judgement is given by God on the judgement day.Is there any proof for this or a mere intimidation to do only right things?

heaven is above the earth, keep in mind space is outward from the earth, and hell is below the earth, keep in mind, the center is inward, not down. its hard to explain, pray to god, and he will show you the answer


Something about the periodicity of the functions allow for multiple solutions.


are the all-american rejects emo??? cause i thoght they where powerpop or alternative

Emo (from emotional) is a slang term used to describe a wide range of fashion styles and attitudes somewhat affiliated with emo music and its related scenes. The word "emo" may be used as a noun to describe a member of the emo scene, or as an adjective to describe a certain style of fashion or music.\n\nContents [hide]\n1 History \n1.1 Origins \n1.2 2000s \n2 Fashion and culture \n3 Alternative uses \n4 External links \n \n\n\n[edit]\nHistory\n[edit]\nOrigins\nMain article: Emo (music) \nFor more than a decade, the term emo was used almost exclusively to describe the genre of music that spawned from the 1980s DC scene and all of the bands inspired by it. However, during the late 1990s, as emo music began to emerge from the underground into popular consciousness, the term began to be used as a reference for more than just the music.\n\nThe origin of the word emo itself is unclear. In a 1985 interview by Rites of Spring in Flipside Magazine, members of the band noted that some of their fans in DC were starting to call them "emo", arguably because of the state of emotion that the band displayed during their shows. In later years, the word emo was viewed as a contraction of "emotional hardcore" or "emocore", which was the popular designation of the music genre. (One contingent of the scene insists that emo is a contraction for "emotive hardcore". However, no primary source has been found to confirm use of that term prior to the mid-1990s.)\n\nIn recent years, as its use has come to define more than just the music, the word emo has more often been viewed as simply being short for "emotional".\n\n[edit]\n2000s\nBands like Dashboard Confessional began to popularize a more dramatic and personal style of "emo", which utilized lyrics that had a far greater appeal amongst teenagers experiencing life and love for the first time. As the lyrical content shifted and as the sound began to enter the mainstream, the term "emo" started to be used more often to describe what was perceived by those outside the scene as the overwrought melodrama of the music. Popular comments such as "don't be so emo" and "cheer up, emo kid" drove home the belief among deriders that fans of emo music took themselves too seriously and were simply looking for drama where it didn't exist.\n\nAs major labels began pushing more bands under the "emo" umbrella, varying styles of music and dress began to be lumped in as well. The style of bands like My Chemical Romance, including their use of makeup (particularly black eyeliner) and longish hair covering the face, began to be associated with "emo".\n\n[edit]\nFashion and culture\nThere are two popular forms of dress associated with emo. The first is essentially what came out of the 90s "indie emo" scene, and has connections to indie rock and punk rock. It includes more vintage and thrift store clothing, typically for a well-worn look. Some of the clothing leans toward khaki colors. T-shirts are typically of smaller sizes and with random prints, often images from the 1980s. Bags and backpacks often have pins and patches of various bands.\n\nThe other popular style of dress focuses on darker colors. Commonly seen elements include dark colored hair (often dyed either black or an unnatural dark hue), males wearing pants tailored for females, lip, eyebrow, and labret piercings, and dark make-up on males and females (most notably black eyeliner, although red eyeshadow is becoming increasingly popular). A common accessory for both males and females are glasses with a dark coloured (usually black), thick rim, a style sometimes even worn by persons who do not require corrective eye-wear.\n\nConverse All-Star style shoes are common amongst both styles of dress, as are Vans shoes.\n\nThough the original emo scenes were not exclusionary, the modern "emo" scene has developed into a "ga


I am looking for the vidoe clip of the office with david brent dancing!\nplease help me find it ASAP!!

go to www.boreme.com - i think they have a clip there.


I would like to make sone friends from abroad.

http://messenger.yahoo.com \n\nhttp://messenger.msn.com\n\nhttp://aim.com \n\nAll Messengers in one\nhttp://trillian.cc


I was raised christian and the bible taught me that I was supposed to forgive all. Doesnt matter what they have done or what they will do I should forgive them and let god take care of it. So then it must be ok to forgive the Devil. In my eyes this would take away some of his power over us as humans for he would have the unforgivness and hatetred to use against us for these are evil traits according to the bible. I am not say that he is my best freind for that is God's place but I figure god took care of his punishment so why should I have any hatered towards him that was god's problem.

It's mandatory. Forgive, but don't trust.


I'll follow a home inspection, double check the offer with the lawyer or a realtor (for a flat fee), check the bank,etc.

It is riskier for both... both parties are getting into a legal contract without the help of a professional. the seller risks not getting a good price among other things. the buy risks getting into something they cannot get out of, ie stuck with a crappy house they paid to much for. many agents will work with a buyer on a FSBO if the buyer goes through the agent befor seeing the house or if you have one that will work for a flat fee that is good to. good luck, i hope it all works out for you!


I have doublewide manufactured home  in CA and I own the land.  Im looking for a direct lender to give me a rate in the mid 6%s,  My fico is 783 and I can docment my income.  With this meet fannine mays guideline with a 75LTV rate and term.  please help!

Flagstar, Transland and some local banks.


In July I create hand painted ornaments. Some are little wooden boxes with plexiglass windows and tiny things inside. All created with wood, sculpturing clay, etc. I receive a lot of compliments about them and thought about selling them if I began making them in July of this year. I have a few marketing ideas but wanted to ask the yahoo community how much you would pay for an ornament, about 6 inches in heigth or a couple inches smaller, and of good quality and skill. I am trying to figure out how much to price them at. Thanks!

I am a collector of Christmas ornaments, blown glass only, but I know that good large pieces can go for huge prices, sometimes up to $80.  As a beginner, I would start them off between $20-30 as long as this covers your materials and labor.  If it doesn't, then you may want to streamline the process or just save them as special presents.


ive seen people using it sometimes. but ive no idea what it means. or is it meaningless? i dunno..


What are the side effects after the "high" is over? Should I take nitris oxide before I go under, or does it matter?

You feel very light like you can feel all the atoms in your body vibrating,  It's Goooooooood  Real   gooood\nYou can see the needles and feel the pain, but somehow you could just care less, doesn't bother you at all.  \n\nIt's SHHHHHHWeeeeet. \n\nBut it causes birth defects, mostly to the dental staff working there, thats why I don't have it in my office. Maybe when we all become old hags I'll get some.


It talks about if Jesus had married and had kids and stuff like that, the Bible however makes no mention of this what so ever.  What do you make of this book?

i think its a great book and it opens peoples eyes even though it fiction, i think that a lot of it might be not to say true but a bit convincing. I think that the church hides lots of things and the bible is just a book written with the things they want us to know. I think that some of the books that have not been included in the bible are taken out for reasons that would make us think twice about the entire world and the entire religion thing. The same way that it would make us change the way we see Jesus.


Ski was doing fine - slipped about half way off the trailer and landed on the ride plate.  Did not come completely off the trailer - just stood up with the front still on trailer, but banged pretty hard on the plate.  Just some gashes and small dents visible - looks like it may be bent very slightly upward - maybe a half inch.  Next time to the lake it wouldn't stop porposing.

If your water conditions are constant any small change to the jet pump may cause performace probelms.  Bending or loosing the seal around the ride plate may cause probelms. If you have ever shopped for impellers you know that a pitch change isnt always visible but can have effects on better or worse performance depending on the capabilities of the skis engine.  Make sure the conditions are apples to apples and go from there.


is it a cavity or because i brush my teeth to hard

sounds like your going to need a root canal, is it one of your back teeth ? then thats it, it's a really bad (deep) cavity, can also cause you to have really bad breath. any of those symptoms ? go to the dentist, it will only get worse.


If you have already been judged at moment of death. Armegeddon has not happened so Judgement shouldn't happen until God is ready. Also if the dead Lazarus was resurrected by Jesus Christ was Lazarus taken away from his reward in heaven back to the Earth? I find this very conflicting.

When people die, they sleep without dreams until the judgment.\n\nHell is destroyed with death, so it can't be an alternative to heaven.


I have a 10 page paper to write and this is the topic I have chosen. CAn anyone direct me to some info or sites I can visit for more info?

my mother was going to visit from az to il and travel by plane. the higher cost of fuel increased the cost of her ticket. she couldnt afford the ticket so cancelled her trip.the airliner lost her business and made no profit. multiply that enough times and theres a hefty loss to the company, business suffers.if we travel by car to her, the only value for us to drive to her instead is we'll have our own car to mosey around town. shes a spunky 78 years old and prefers to travel here than us to travel there. i'm pretty sure the gas spent to get there and back would about equal a ticket.


This varies from place to place. If you were born in England you would have to write there. Usually, if you are in the same country you were born, call the Registrar General. This will be found in the government section of your phone book. They will send you the forms that you are required to fill out. You will have to answer questions such as your mother's maiden name. The fee is approximately $50.00.  If you live in the United States, you would contact the Dept. of Vital Statistics and they will send out the appropriate forms. Hope this helps.


i'm desperate about losing way so i think a crush diet might work. it is so hard for me to start eating healthy because i cheat myself by eating junk food. please i need some advice.

Well I have never been on a crush diet. But a crash diet is the worst thing to do. Get out and move everyday, also seriously stop and think about that junk food before you eat it. What will you get from eating it? Does it really benefit your body to eat it? And are you really hungry or is it just an impulse to eat because something set you off? If that doesn't work think about what bad things it will do to your body? If its fried about how it will clog your arteries and shorten your life.


My partner and I want to try it, and he asked me to look into what the difference is to a man using them; how it actually affects you.  I think it is a great idea, but I want to know what to expect and how to help him ask for the right one.

Cialis is the new wonder drug that can last up to 36 hours..No, not the erection just the medication..So when the time is right he'll be ready and can perform several times during that 36 hours..Viagra is the first one to hit the market and must be taken at least an hour before and doesn't always stick around for a second showing..Levitra is pretty much the same as Viagra..All of these drugs come with great risks if you have or have had heart problems or are a diabetic..Men also run the risk of having an erection that lasts longer than 3-4 hours and must be taken to the emergency room  for medication injections to remedy the situation...Everyone is different and the drugs work differently for each person..See a Urologist who can prescribe the best drug for him..


I was rooting for Taylor Hicks all the way. "Soul Potrol". What does that mean anyway?

i think taylor deserved to win.. not only beacause he has a good voice.. is a weird dancer.. and he was there till the end.. but he seems to be a very down to earth guy, who wont let being in the public eye change the type of person he is.


if you don't know what they are - don't bother answering !

33s \nNeil Young After the Gold Rush\nZZTop Tres Hombres (i think she bought this one for the fold out picture of the mexican dinner on the original pressing)\nLynyrd Skynyrd Gold and Platinum\n(I would not even have these if the missus hadn't bought them at Half-Priced books)\nand several that the missus grabbed after her father passed away, mostly classical and show tunes.\n  Unlike may others of my generation, I DO NOT enjoy the sounds of needle on vinyl and when I embraced CD technology, I got rid of my entire record collection, replacing them as they became available.  I cannot think of a single one that hasn't been replaced (the last one was replaced in 2005 when I bought Manfred Mann's Earth Band "Watch" and "Angel Station". \n\n45s\nDon McLean American Pie\nThe Doors Light My Fire\nApollo 100 Joy\nMason Williams Classical Gas\n(I don't know why I still have these)\n\n78s\nNone


how often do u  guys get on yahoo questions and answers? why do u like this so much? do u feel like u have had questions answered...why do u come back for more?

It is fun if you are at work (like me) bored off your A$$.. besides some people ask some weird stuff & give some weird answers.


just tryin to see how hot it is where ever you are

im in wisconsin and it is like 87 but it feels like 102 and i think the humitaty is like 100% because u cant breath.  it sucks because we havent turned on our air conditioning


Want Details and Difference between Oracle 8, Oracle 9 and Oracle 9i.


say it ain't so? buddy holly? undone? perfect situation?\nmine would have to be say it ain't so.-my life story


i am not to keen on religion becuase i have my own beliefs, but maybe i should find a group of people who think the same way so i don't feel so alone in all this...here is what i believe\n\ni believe in god...not a christian god, i believe some higher power has created all this...i don't believe in the bible...\n\ni believe everyone should be treated equally and treated kindly until they prove they dont deserve kindness (if that makes any sence)...\n\ni believe we should have left nature alone and help nourish the earth instead of desroying it\n\ni hope this gives insight to help you answer this....ask me any questions and i will anser in the details...\n\nthank you


the history of new france of , how was life on the farm in 1663-1760.

Today there are old books on line because the copy wright has expired and many are being typed in a web site for all to read free. The farm as we know it was just emerging for the common man from life as a serf tied to the land owner. Many farmers in Europe were just allowed to use a piece of land. In New France some came out and claimed land just by marking it in an area protected by their soldiers. There is an amazing story of a French group being sold land on the  Ohio River that was totally undeveloped. The immigrants were all from down town Paris and were used to working one job for the aristocracy. When they had spent all their savings and traveled by ship and land to the river location they found huge trees and wonderful soil. Without proper tools they chopped tree after tree and then hollowed them out for a home. Animals and fish were obtained anyway they could. Gunpowder was there but scarce. The will to live away from the crazy Kings in Europe and the many wars allowed the spirit of the pioneers to be totally awesome. They stayed until a farm was made. The Louisiana French were taken by the English army and forced to beg among the New England colonies one winter . Life was never safe anywhere.


1. Which one of the following statements is correct? \nA. Stalagmites are narrower than stalactites. \nB. Stalagmites form on the ceiling of a cavern. \nC. Stalagmites are formed from water containing salt. \nD. Stalagmites are cone-shaped deposits. \n\n2. Loess is made up mainly of \nA. fine pebbles. \nB. coarse pebbles. \nC. windblown sand. \nD. fine silt particles. \n\n3. Where is the water table located? \nA. At the top of the zone of saturation \nB. Under the zone of saturation \nC. In the layer of bedrock \nD. Below the layer of bedrock \n\n4. What landform would be created when a river travels around a bend? \nA. Meander \nB. Levee \nC. Floodplain \nD. Alluvial fan \n\n5. Which one of the following is a source of chemical weathering? \nA. The abrasion of running water \nB. Water freezing in the cracks of exposed rocks \nC. The effects of acid from decaying animals \nD. The growth of mosses in the cracks of rocks


if u dont know who he is here are 2 links \nhttp://www.kennaonline.com/\nhttp://www.myspace.com/officialkenna

I bought kenna for the song me time, and really liked the whole cd.


I need in tabular form the names of the countries in the world there capitals and curriencies?

Wow, look it up somewhere, there's like 278 countries and I couldn't even start to name them all, much less their capitals...


Are there any countries an American can immigrate to and get government health benefits and other goodies?\nOr countries where citizenship is easy to get?

I looked into retiring in Costa Rica after we had a foreign exchange student.  I believe that Social Security checks will be sent there.  \nningamanoo, asked why one might want to leave the US.  Well, health care is a good reason.  ningamanoo is ignorant on comparative statistics on national infant mortality rates, life expectancy, and a host of other data that suggests that even though the US spends 15% of our GDP on health, we get only 47th place compared to other countries on some measures.  At the Olympics 47th place would put Iraq ahead of us in basketball.  ningamanoo must work for a health care propaganda company.  \nI look forward to other people’s answers.


large hairlike yellowish fibers grow out of your chest, some blue. thick like the spaghetti noodles. what is the virus?


Hi everyone\nI'm planning to switch completely to linux sometime soon\nso I'd leave Visual Studio behind\nwhat IDE available for Linux?\nis Eclipse & it's CDT for c++ working in linux?\nNOTE: I'd recommend answers that are ubuntu related... As it's the one I'm planning to use\nThanks in advance

Okay, Ubuntu ships with GNOME, as I'm sure you already know. I use KDE on Fedora Core 5. I haven't used any GNOME IDEs as of yet, however, KDevelop is a good one for KDE.\n\nThere is a variation of Ubuntu called Kubuntu, which is just Ubuntu with KDE instead of GNOME. I think they ship that one for free as well. Or, you could always install KDE alongside GNOME.\n\nI found a GNOME based IDE that looks promising. It's the second link below.


Hush Lil Lady lyrics\nArtist - Lil Corey\nAlbum - I'm Just Corey\nLyrics - Hush Lil Lady\n\n\nFirst Verse : Corey\n\nNow you've been watchin me and I've been watchin you, so I decided to just come and talk to you, ain't tryna run no game just wanna kno your name, and by tha smile that's on your face i hope you feel the same. So can I talk to you and maybe after school I can walk you home if that's cool with you, and then later on I'll call oyu on tha phone and then I'll make you mine by singing you this little song.\n\nChorus:\nHush lil lady don't you cry gonna bet that I can show you how to have a good time. Like me and you playin after school and on the weekends at tha skatin rink will be cool. \n\n2nd Verse: Lil Romeo\n\nOn tha weekends me and you and some friends we can go for a ride in tha back of the benz. In the park takin pictures of me and you in the hall playin games hide and seek til it get dark. I like when we playin and you callin my name that's how I feel hope you feel tha same. Amusement parks, ?, Merry go rounds, me and you six Flags girl how that sound? uh\n\n3rd Verse: Corey\n\nI can tell you're feelin me and girl it's plain to see that me and you we got a little chemistry so I decided to ? everything that you want I can give give it to you. So what's it gonna be? Is it gonna be you and me? You gotta lemme kno cant keep me hangin on so what I gotta do to get it through to you I (I)want (wnat) you to be my baby so\n\nChorus\n\n4th Verse(x2): Corey\n\nSo here we are face to face I gave you patience tried to wait been patient girl now it's all you so keep it real stop wastin time I really wanna make you mine so tell me what's it gonna be?\n\n5th Verse: Lil Reema\n\nNow you know how I do know me I'm Reema yea I'm to fly. Kinda cute too that's right what you gonna do? So you kno how I do when you se me in school See I can't get wit you cuz you remind me of a boy I knew.\n\n6th Verse: Lil Romeo\n\nBasketball is my favorite sport 6 man team out on the court baby I'ma park right outside top down is how we ride\nP. Miller ? VIP no standin in line P. Miller from head to toe yu my boo girl I need to know come on.\n\nchorus until fade


PEMDAS,the first letter of each word, practically the same thing.


\n\n\n\n\n\ntest.js had 1 line\ndocument.write("hello world");\n\nThis generates a syntax error on the brand new 2003 server.  All other servers we have will process this fine.  Using IIS its 2003 server R2 I believe.  Help.  Stuck.  If the hello world line is in the htm file then its fine but as an include doesn't work.  Non-javascript include files work fine.  Paths are correct.\nThe worst part is it works fine in firefox but not in IE.  Can't figure out what could affect this on the server side.  As I said, exact same code works on other 2003 servers although they are older than this one.

the problem is probably in IE then, since you say firefox works great.\n\nif you are working directly on the server machine, chances are that you have not uninstalled or disabled Internet Explorer Enhanced Security Settings. Try uninstalling this Windows component and then try again.\n\nCheck the link below to uninstall IE Enhanced Security.\n\nAll the best!!!


Would it be ok for us to look at each others bodies..and touch each...other...what could we do for each other?(To Plz each other..

If you are a guy then you should suck on each others balls.


i would like to know because i live in minnesota and would love to watch the sport of cricket beng born and raised in Trinidad and Tobago.  However i have no idea how to watch the sport in this part of the world and would like some help in how to watch it as I am a huge fan and would very much watch it again for the first time in about a year and a half!please help me!

Call up your cable company and ask them if they have any sport channels that offer cricket, to tell you the truth, not many do but theres always a chance. I doubt it will be free :(


i asked before about studing programming and our best friends here advise me  to cotact the community collages \n(non-credit )which give  free courses online .. \ndo you know any non-credit  community collages ??

I don't know about any colleges giving free on-line courses. It takes time and people to run the courses. \n\nYou can learn a lot about programming for free on the Internet. There is more information out there than you could probably ever read.\n\nIf you don't know anything about programming, you might want to take a introductory programming class at a community college. Some of them may let you "audit" the class which means you won't get credit for it. It will be less expensive. \n\nOnce you figure out what you want to program, you can think up a simple project for yourself. Then pick a language and start writing.\n\nFor the web, I like PHP and javascript.\nFor standalone applications you might try C/C++/Java or if you want OS utilities, you might try learning scripting languages (Perl, php, sh, etc).\n\nThere are books and free resources available for all the languages I listed.


the question is talking about consumer behaviour

1) disadvantages:\n- comparability and availability (3 way- stick)\nin the regions where census data is problematic, it's availability can be a problem, and, obviously, this introduces unreliability into your estimations based on statistical methods;\nin the regions like US secondary data is so widely available that one has to posess superior ability to analyze it to be able to extract advantageous information about consumer behaviour not already extracted by competitors)\n- explanatory power\nif consumers are grouped by one demographics, say, age, there's ambiguity as to whether consumers at the border ages are sufficiently different to place them in separate groups;  also, you can not split them into groups to no limit - therefore you lose information about consumers if you group them based on limited demographics;\n\n2) advantages:\n- availability\nin countries like US secondary demographical data IS the cheapest (free) data to get;\n- in developed countries, with some effort and good statistical software, for generic products, especially, demographical data can explain up to 70% of change in consumer behaviour\n\n\n- this is not all, but everything I remember from my marketing course


I'd like to have my website to just show my domain name instead of the host's url

Configure your proxy at internet options


5150 - what does it stand for?  And what band had it as their album title?

Its the criminal code in the State of California for "Criminally Insane"\n\nVan Halen released the album 5150 in 1986 (I believe) and Edward Van Halen used the model number 5150 for his signature guitar amplifier that was produced by Peavey.


my ex girl broke up with me and sometimes my ex looks at me but she does not talk to me. but she is having fun then when we went out or before we went out. why is that? also i have class with her in last period of school and when the bell rings and when she goes out the door she always looks back to see me? why?

stop stalking her and get some counseling\n\n\nstop stalking us and get off YA with your stupid scenario.


www.morningstar.com will show you fees for every mutual fund.  They all differ depending on the type of fund.  They are between .5% to 4%


In the play/movie of "Annie" did she go into the Eagles nest and try to assignate Hitler? Or steal some Top Secret Nazi Fighter plane?  I forget.

No, she was the charming decoy. Daddy Warbucks was the undercover agent operative for the USA.


My question is should I have taken my mulligan?

you dam hookers, learn to slice the dam ball while your in prison, insert joke here, it wont be mulligan your taking i believe they call him bubba, no really, i believe you are intitled to replay the stroke - 19-3/1 Ball Accidentally Strikes Opponent Standing, ruling, There is no penalty and the player is entitled to replay the stroke — Rule 19-3. but thats just a rule, what you need is a dam good lawyer, blame it on carl the grounds keeper, and never speak of that day ever again, grip it and rip it


There is about to be a storm so i was just wondering, it is lightning outside and the horizon is red, does that make a difference?

Hail forms as a result of intense updrafts in the core of a thunderstorm.  Thus, for visual cues, a tall, towering cumulonimbus cloud in an anvil shape approaching is more likely to have hail than your run-of-the-mill storm.  Also, more intense storms generally have more lightning, so that can also be a cue.\n\nLarge hail (that which can be very dangerous) occurs, by defenition, in a severe thunderstorm.  Thus, if your area is under a severe thunderstorm warning, hail greater than 3/4" in diameter can be expected, as can winds in excess of 58 mph and possibly a tornado.\n\nSky color has little directly to do with estimating the severity of a storm, as time of day (angle of the sun) and proximity of the storm will affect the appearance of the sky.


IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ELIOT.\n\nDO YOU AGREE OR DISAGREE!

I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PARIS CAN SING HER BUTT OFF, I WAS REALLY DISAPPOINTED.


Text Data Mining has be accomplished by wide range of Applications. Data Mining has got a crowning status for Market Basket Analysis. As for Data Mining, the Market Basket Analysis has contributed a lot for research. So, how far does Computational Linguistics support for Text Data Mining?

Although both deal with unstructured text, Text mining is more general than computational linguistics. The latter is more natural language processing where it is more concerned with syntax, semantics, ontologies of mining text. \n\nText mining is not association rules mining ("market basket analysis") as the latter is for more structured data.


If god is perfect, why would he allow people to kill each other?  Being an assessory, is just as bad as doing it himself.\n\nOne can also argue that since he is beyond time, space and reality as we know it, he already knows what's going to happen before it happens.  So why even let it happen at all, except for his own amusement.\n\nIf we were created in his image, and we have hatred and jelously within us, then that would mean he does as well.  And if we are flawed, then why would a perfect being create a flawed human?\n\nJust things I've been pondering.  I look forward to hearing what you've been pondering.

We kill each other because we have free will. He gave us the chance to make our own desicions. Man has corrupted that. God allows us to go through all the things we do because he has a purpose we don't all understand.\n\nCreated in his image, but not like him. In his image in that we look like him, are made like him, but not that we are duplicates of him. We have our own emotions and thoughts.\n\nWhy would he create a flawed human? Good question. That one I can't answer. But there must be a reason, even if it is just for him to enjoy the really screwed up mess we have all made of things.


"While it may seem perplexing that both of Nintendo's market competitors are telling consumers to buy Wii as a complimentary system to their own next-generation offerings, one explanation could be that these two opposing executives are using Wii's drastically different approach to gaming as a way to discourage consumers from buying either an Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3, which are directly competing with similar features and higher price tags."\n\nhttp://www.thewiire.com/news/312/1/Sony_Executive_Recommends_Wii_As_Second_Console

Both Microsoft and Sony would prefer not to have to compete against each other but the Wii is different, and possibly low powered, enough not to be a threat.\n\nBoth Xbox 360 and PS3 are very expensive machines...the PS3 will be $499 or $599 depending on disc size, the 360 also sells for around $500 depending on the model. \n\nBoth PS3 and Xbox 360 are really more than video game systems, they are gateways through which music, video and other content can be sold to the consumer.\n\nThe Wii is inexpensive (no price announced yet but likely to be between $149 and $249) and a 'pure' video game system.\n\nIf an Xbox 360 (or PS3) owner buys a Wii, the Wii will compete with the Xbox 360 (or PS3) for game sales, but not for all the additional stuff (movies and music, for example) Microsoft (or Sony) hopes to sell the machine owner. And since its a smaller/cheaper machine it might loose if judged on gameplay next to the 360.


Before intercourse the vagina normally smells tangy, but during intercourse or after that the smell gradually reduses. Is it common among all girls?

Not sure how you'd describe the smell, except that it's natural.  The vagina is self-cleaning and doesn't need anything more than water around the outside.  Love yourself.


I like the DH, because most pitchers cannot hit anything. Baseball already has the reputation of being boring to some people. I think the DH makes the game more exciting because you do not have an automatic out in the lineup.

I think that either the national league should also have the DH, or the American league should have pitchers hit. They will not take away the DH in the AL because it will end some players careers. Mainly David Ortiz, who's to fat to play in the field. I like the DH, but I think they should have it in both leagues. On top of that, I think that the AL should get 2 more teams so there are equal leagues, and every division should have 4 teams, with 4 divisions. Along with no Wild Card, no excuses.


I'm looking for Christopher Perez, I'm a relative who would like to meet him.  The last information I have is, he was working for a hospital in UAE as a nurse.  If there is anybody who can provide me, even with just the hospital name, It will be appreciated.

Was here but left to form a guerilla movement based in Zambaoga, check with al-qeida.


1) how many calories are required to change 225 g of ice at 0 degree celcius to steam at 100 degree C?\n\n2.) the molar heat of vaporization is the number of joules requried to change 1 mol of a substance from liquid to vapor at its boiling point. what is the molar heat of vaporization of water?

The first ans.\n1.ice at 0c to water at 0\nlatent heat of fussion is 80 cal/g\nheat that must be given to the system is=80*225=18000 cal\n \n2.water at 0c to water at 100c \nspecifi heat of water is 1 cal/g/c\nheat that must be given for the conversion is =100*225*1=22500 cal\n\n3.water at 100c to steam at 100c\nlatent heat of vap. is 540 cal\nheat for this con. is =540*225\n\nadd all the amounts to get req. ans.


Hey,\nSome of you may know this some of you might not.  If you turn on speakable items (so your microphone is on) and hold esc and say "Tell me a joke" the computer will proceed to tell you a knock knock joke....and you press esc and say "____who" and than tells the joke....ok so some of them are good but most of them are really bad....anyways\n?? Wondering if there is a place where you can download more knock knock or other jokes"

havnt found any place for new jokes but if you mess around with this function and the simalir function in the command line there are more jokes not all are knock knock.


I really dislike when people get on here dissing celerbrities that they don't know. All I can think of is jealousy. Why do people have to be haters?

I strongly agree with you. People mainly dislike celebrities because of what they have accomplished and what not. I think its a shame too. I went on a yahoo message board for Beyonce one time and there are so many threads made about Beyonce. Most of them are saying bad stuff that people make up because theyre jealous. The way I see it, if you dont like a celebrity dont talk about them. If someone talks about them saying they dont care for them and stuff than they obviously feel some type of love for them since they took time out to talk about them.


I working on a project on Dr. Mark Dean and I need to know where he's currently living at right now

Austin, Texas.  Don't have the house address.  Try checking a phone book for that area.  He is a popular man right now so he may be unlisted.  Good Luck on your project, hope it benefits.


Can anyone suggest a site where they show you poems like what we used to sing in the playground.  Some of them may be rude and some others are sensible.  Secondly can anyone suggest a site that shows you football supporter songs?\nAny help appreciated.


If a guy asked to see a girls breasts and then touched them and let this girl feel his penis would you class this as cheating? when you have been in a relastionship for 10 years and just had a newborn and if it was one of your close friends?

YES it is cheating, and they probably had sex as well but are just not telling you. You need to worry about you and your child, and you need to dump him and your so-called friend.


my gf and i we are the same sex but she still talks to her ex and trys to help her out in any way she can is it just that they were together for so long that they still have a good friend ship or should i be worried


Also how many died per day over Sadaam's reign, including the millions during the war with Iran?

hundreds...without the US presence, the country would descend into a 3-way civil war


im fourteen and im 115 pounds!!! at the beginning of the school year i was 107. JESUS CHRIST. SOMEBODY HELP ME. and why are my thighs so fat?!?!?!?!

You sound just like my daughter. Hon, you're not fat. At least not unless you're only 4' tall


When I look at the moon, I have seen that moonlight's color is kind of orange or yellow at the early parts of the night. \n\nthen\n\nIt's color turns out to be a kind of silver or white, late in the night

Moonlight is the reflection of the sun's light. \n\nStandard light principles tells us that when the moon is on an angel to where u are standing, the light that reaches you is mainly yellow to red, with green, blue, purple, violet all absorbed by the atmosphere. Hence, during early parts of the night, the colour is red/yellow.\n\nDuring the night, the moon is reflecting the light more directly, allowing the different wavelengths of light to pass through the atmosphere, thus you see white light that's a bit towards the yellow/red side, as the wavelengths are "weaker," and hence blue lights are absorbed more in the atmosphere or by clouds.


2 Al + 6 HCl= 2 AlC3 + 3 H2\n\nPlease explain.

The coefficient before the aluminum is 2 and before hydrochloric acid is 6.  Therefore, there is a 2:6 ratio (or 1:3 if you reduce) between the reactants.  This means for every one mole of Al you will need three times as much HCl.  Thus, if you have 2.4 moles Al, you will need at least 7.2 moles of HCl.


At work we have one employee that doesn't even do half of the work that the rest of us do. I have been told that this employee is a great worker by a manager, then later found out that there is a possible relationship between them, which would explain why there have been no complaints about this employee. We have an open-door policy, but at other places I've worked that door wasn't as open as they claimed and I don't want to lose my job over this, but I also don't want to be stuck picking up someone elses slack or getting in trouble because not everything got done. What should I do? Should I go above my managers head and say something, or should I keep my mouth shut? (sorry if this is the wrong section, but I didn't know where else to ask)

This is tricky. I would talk to the manager above your manager. Tell them as genuinely as possible that you really enjoy the company and the opportunity they have given you. Explain that you are concerned about an employee that is not pulling their weight and you dont want to see team morale drop because of this... and then you mention that OTHERS have told you there may be a relationship. \nOnce you bring this issue forward (you may want to bring a witness) they cant let you go due to performance w/o the chance of you sueing them for wrongful dismissal. I would also let them know that you enjoy working with this person (even if you dont) but only when they are working as they should. This way it doesnt sound like a personal problem. \nGood luck


127.4 million people in the space the size of California. I have no idea how that many people can live in that size of a space.

They accept a degree of crowding and a lack of privacy that we would find intolerable.


I'm spinal cord injury, and on Social Security and company medical health insurance. Wanting to know of variety lifts, ramps, and experiences with companies which provied them.

email me, I work at a car dealership, and have done a bunch of these.  It can get complicated sometimes.


"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"


I want to know whether a medical coder/ medical biller come under a healthcare professional?

Medical Coder and Biller. \n\nYou can cet a certification or an Associates Degree. You can work in all types of Medical Offices and even from home.  You will learn Medical Terminology, Medical Abbreviations and so on. It is a good career choice for entering into the Health feild.


like the TMD movies or whatever, they don't lose ratio, how do you make a movie have any black space on bottom or top if it is widescreen? is there any programs for that?

Some suggested starting settings (all settings are for MPEG-4): \niPod only 4:3 (TV) -> 768kbps/320x240 \niPod only 16:9 (HDTV, pre-cropped movies), cropped movie at 1.85:1-> 576kbps/320x176 \niPod only 2.35:1 (cropped movie) -> 464kbps/320x144 \n\nTV-Out 4:3 (TV) -> 2272kbps/544x416 \nTV-Out 16:9 (HDTV, pre-cropped movies) -> 2208kbps/624x352 \nTV-Out 1.85:1 (cropped movie)-> 2320kbps/640x352 \nTV-Out 2.35:1 (cropped movie) -> 2192kbps/720x304 \n\n\nso use 320/176 for widescreen