I've lost my job, roommate has moved and can no longer afford my apartment. The leasing company has informed me that I will be fined for moving out of my apartment and still responsbile for the remainder of the lease and lose my security deposit. I asked what the difference was than if I stayed and did my lease or if I moved out and still payed for the remainder of my lease. They said I'd get fined for not occupying it. What should I do? What would happen to me if I just moved out and stopped paying?

address the people/company you are renting from. i am sure they could work something suitable out for you with your being able to move. they are reasonable people or should be. things happen beyond our control sometimes and i know they know that too. next time you get room mates have them added onto the lease with your leaser. that way you are not totally responsible for everything.


hey guys, help me out. i am allergic to metals. whenever i wear any kind of fake jewellery i have an itching sensation and many small pimples appear. what to do yaar?????

You probably have contact dermatitis, which is an allergy to nickel. Most costume jewelry has nickel in the metal parts. You should only wear real gold or sterling silver, or get jewelry from some place like "Simply Whispers," which uses no nickel. I have this problem, too. It's very common. The other thing you can do is "paint" rings and bracelets with clear nail polish to minimize skin contact.


my dad has to use tubes when swimming. :) he's an adult... i think.


if you can somehow relate your info to bloddy sunday that would be great!

Pyotr Arkadyevich Stolypin (Russian: Пётр Арка́дьевич Столы́пин) (April 14 (April 2 Old Style) 1862 - September 14 (September 1 Old Style) 1911) served as Nicholas II's Chairman of the Council of Ministers (Prime Minister) from 1906 to 1911. He became known for his heavy-handed attempts to battle revolutionary groups and for instituting the agrarian reform.\n\nStolypin was a high-born member of the Russian aristocracy, related on his father's side to the poet Mikhail Lermontov. He had a good education and served in the government bureaucracy. His successes led to him first being appointed interior minister under Ivan Goremykin. A few months later, Nicholas appointed Stolypin to replace Goremykin as Prime Minister.\n\nRussia in 1906 was plagued by revolutionary unrest and wide discontent amongst the population. Leftist organisations were waging campaigns against the autocracy, and had wide support; throughout Russia, police officials and bureaucrats were being assassinated. To respond to these attacks Stolypin introduced a system of military tribunals that held quick trials of any accused rebels. If the accused was sentenced to death, as often happened, the sentence would be carried out within a day. Thousands of Russian radicals were killed under Stolypin's system. The gallows hence acquired the nickname Stolypin's necktie.\n\nHe dissolved the First Duma on July 22 (July 9, Old Style) 1906, after the discontent of some of its more radical members to co-operate with the government and calls for land reform. To help quell dissent Stolypin also hoped to remove some of the causes of grievance amongst the peasantry. Thus, he introduced important land reforms. Stolypin also tried to improve the lives of the urban workers and worked to increase the power of local governments.\n\nOpinions about Stolypin's work are very divided. In the unruly atmosphere after the Revolution of 1905 he had to suppress violent revolt and anarchy. His agrarian reform held out much promise, however. Stolypin's phrase that it was a "wager on the strong" has often been maliciously misrepresented. Stolypin and his collaborators (among whom in the first place his Minister of Agriculture Alexander Krivoshein and the Danish-born agronomist Andrei Andreievich Køfød should be mentioned) tried to give as many peasants as possible a chance to raise themselves out of poverty, by promoting consolidation of scattered plots, introducing banking facilities for peasants, stimulating emigration from the overcrowded western areas to virgin lands in Kazakhstan and Southern Siberia.\n\nIn June of 1907, Stolypin altered the voting system of the Duma, which resulted in his election as Prime Minister. The aim of Stolypin was to create a moderately wealthy class of peasants (the Kulak), who would be supporters of societal order. (See article "Stolypin's Reform").\n\nAt some point in the spring of 1911, Stolypin proposed a bill whose failure to pass led to his resignation. He proposed spreading the system of zemstva to the southwestern provinces of Russia. It was originally slated to pass with a narrow majority, but Stolypin's partisan foes had it defeated. In his anger, he resigned as Prime Minister of the Third Duma.\n\nLenin was afraid Stolypin might succeed in helping Russia avoid a violent revolution. Many German political leaders feared that a successful economic transformation of Russia would undermine Germany's dominating position in Europe within a generation. Some historians believe that German leaders in 1914 chose to provoke a war with Tsarist Russia, in order to defeat it before it would grow too strong. On the other hand, the Tsar did not give Stolypin unreserved backing. In fact, it was believed that his position at Court was already seriously undermined by the time he fell victim to an assassination attempt in 1911.\n\nStolypin's reforms did not survive the turmoil of the World Wa


i've met a guy thru yahoo messenger, he seem's quite dead serious of me thru his words. always expressive of his love and assurance.

You need to look at the thousands of answers to this question that already exist on this site. \n\nIt is impossible to know whether someone is sincere whom you only know through an online and/or telephone relationship. Also, there is no way to be sure that you'll really like each other unless you meet. Even if everything looks great on paper (or on screen), you would need a lot of time together before any pronouncements you guys make to each other would mean anything real.\n\nI'm not saying it can't work out; only that there are too many variables for anyone to know for sure. Life online is so much simpler than day-to-day, person-to-person contact.


Hello everyone!I want to recite some essays in the coming summer vocatiom.I just want to know in the English Speeking country what essays you are recite when you are young. So may I share your essays?

Are you asking if you could resite one of my essays? I'm sorry but I'm not very clear as to what you intend to do but if it's what I think then I would say that some of the best essays, well depending on the topic come from a huge number of famous literary writers. \n\nVirginia Woolf, Adrienne Rich, Joan Didion, Natalia Ginzburg, Sara Suleri, Annie Dillard, Joseph Addison, Richard Steele, Charles Lamb, William Hazlitt, Thomas Babington Macaulay, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Walter Bagehot, George Orwell, John D'Agata, and E.B. White to name a few.\n\nAlso check out the website below for more information and cross references to popular essays and popular essay topics. You also might want to get the book 'the Elements of Style', which is a good source for grammatical usage in reading, writing and resiting.


I for one don't think so. But if they do legallize gay marridges, they must also legallize The International Herb!

Ok, but so what, what do did the marriage do to them as a difference??\nBabies?\nIsn't living together OK nowadays? \nOr they just want to wear the wedding tuxidos and/or dresses??


your so stupid you got locked in forty winks and slept on the floor your so poor you run after the bin truck with a shopping list

An Irish guy stumbles home drunk on a Friday, to find his wife in bed with his best friend. He runs to the dresser and pulls out a gun and points it to his head. His wife and friend start laughing at him and he tells them, "Don't laugh, you're next!"


I want to hear all your thoughts anything negative at all. I just want to know to what extent American Media has protrayed us... I'll start it off\n\n1. bad drivers\n2.\n3.

no, it's asian WOMEN that are protrayed as the worst drivers..not men. Karaoke bars come to mind, and sushi!


I fell in love with Bavaria when I first visited it in 2000.  Now that I no longer have obligations keeping me in the US, I would like to move to the Munich region.  Locating a job without an EU passport is a major uphill climb.  Is it possible to obtain an EU passport legally?

Are you planning on giving up your US Citizenship?  If you want to get german citizenship you really should think seriously about this.  As is the case with most countries, naturalization is possible, but costly.  Germany's population (taken anglo) is in decline and the (gov't and citizenry) are quite miffed about the 'new immigrants.'  Be mindful of their attitude here and they are VERY ethnocentric in their requirements (language requirement, etc)\n\nPlease contact the Consolate in your area   http://www.germany.info/relaunch/info/consular_services/citizenship.html  \n\nbest.\n\nhttp://www.germany.info/relaunch/info/missions/consulates.html


that i love spicy stuff! I absolutly love them. What can i do.

Put some alcohol on it. The kind you use to clean up cuts and stuff. Can you imagine the nastiness. It'll really help. It helped me and i used to be addicted to it! And i used to bite my nails to the point where i would bleed. And it helped me!


Je suis bien content de voir que vous êtes encore la...que vous n'etes pas parti. \nMerci bien, Monsieur. Ca va? (I need my diacritics!)

I'm not very good at this but I think it says:\n\nI am happy to see that you are here again...that you have not left.  Thank you very much, sir.  How are you? (How's it going?)  (J'ai besoin de mon diacritics)


As my GPA is relatively low, I will need a perfect letter to introduce myself better so that I would have better chance to get into the University that I would love to get in. Thanks in advance.

Use a common letter format (See Below).  Maybe search on google/yahoo for examples of admission letters for some ideas on wording to use.\n\nYour Name\nAddress\n\n\nDate\n\n\nCollege Name\nAddress\n\nAttn:  John Doe\n\nIntroduction\n\nBody of letter\n\nConclusion\n\n\n\nSincerely,\n\n\nYour name


i agreed to go out with this girl but couldn't say anything to her because i am very shy and i now i regret it every day and cannot move because everytime i try i see her i get reminded of it. what can i do to get rid of this shyness and to move on?

Bring her a rose and tell her you screwed up on the first date and would like her to give you a second chance because you like her and regret having not made more of a chance.\nIf you need any more help I would love to contribute post another question i will be on the look out.\nLots of Luck\n<3 Me


A former is a structural member of an aircraft fuselage, of which a typical fuselage has a series from the nose to the empennage, typically perpendicular to the roll axis of the aircraft. The formers establish the shape of the fuselage. Formers are typically attached to longerons, which support the skin of the aircraft. The Former-and-Longeron technique was adopted from boat construction, and was typical of light aircraft built until the advent of structural skins such as fiberglass and other composite materials. Many of today's light aircraft, and homebuilt aircraft in particular, are still designed in this way.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthe thing with wires is another definition of "former" and here it is:\n\nIt is also the core of a Potentiometer in which the resistive material is wrapped round.


Do you guys vote for people who copy answers from Wikipedia, even though it's obvious they have no idea what they're talking about?

Wikipedia is not any different than any other references. Its OK to copy from Wikipedia as long as the source is cited. Also, the answerer should make some effort in modifying the answer to make it to the point.\n\nDon't use the entire Wikipedia article. Take time to make it short and sweet.


..this mean; i turn it on it starts to boot then a black screen pops up saying microsoft windows 98\n                      C:\>\ncan anyone help??

ok your laptop is booting into MSDOS, its an advanced startup option, when you first turn on the laptop look for a button that says advanced startup options, and select \nrun windows normally\n\nor just key in \n\nrun windows.exe


She looks sort of drunk.  What's her deal?

Who cares? She has plenty of money and shows no sign of being poor anytime soon. Let her spend it however she wants.


I need to know how long it takes for an appeal to be heard at the appellate court daytona Florida, and what is an appeal bond,do i have to put up money, i have been appointed a public defender etc.


I'm going on a diet...I really should though, because I don't think I really eat an even amount of food a day (you get what I mean rite?), and NO I DON'T THINK I'M FAT.....I just need some kind of plan to keep me in shape. Not anything like recipes or whatever price a month for this food....just talking about caloies, fat, sugars, cholestorol, carbs, stuff like that. I need some kind of diet website that will give me something like that.

www.fitday.com\n\nIt keeps track of your caloric intake, protein intake and fat intake, as well as your activities and calories burned.  It allows you to add custom foods and ajust everything to your taste.  It also keeps records to track your progress and show where the weightloss is coming from.  I LOVE this website!  I really helpso pen your eyes to what you could be doing to damage your success.  Good Luck!


i like this girl that i dont get to see that often...what is a good way to trigger a relationship?

next time you see her...get eye contact and smile,that is the biggest thing....and if you're feeling brave....walk up to her one day and start a little conversation and if u want to make you're liking her very obvious then just say to her casually..."God,(her name)u are so gorgeous....i like u alot"


as i have big breast and bulky body because of which i feel my husband is loosing charm in sex what else i can do to revitalize the relationship advice on this is needed.

show what you got is big breast guys wtih a choice like that will date u definately


Will accept web links to an answer (not a joke on the question).

While most mainstream experts contend that available evidence suggests that the Megalodon is extinct, the idea of a relict population seems to have seized the public imagination, but evidence supporting such ideas is generally seen as both scanty and ambiguous.


if u answer and guess who i think will et 10 point and if u put a dum answer u won't get best answer

Haven't seen the movie, but in the movie, Jacob Goodknight is a serial killer/psycho. Kane's just a angry dude. He doesn't kill people, just hurts 'em. Goodknight wins.


Iam a malawian i wanted to know the exact rules and regulations since am one of the participater in yahoo answers.

yahoo answers are for public .\n\nyou can also check the yahoo help.\n\ngood luck


why do girls chose the nice guy after they or runid by the bad boy im not the nice guy but i have a hard time respecting women who want me and the or prengnint and used to be the shit but now they or pooh becaues they or bust open in used up

I know.\nWhy?\nThey feel bad about themselves and make themselves feel better by going to someone nice.\nThey are just embarressed of themselves.\nThey know that they cant get someone so they go to a guy they can get and then they end up hurting you.


I DID A THERAPY FOR CELLULITE AND SOMETHING WENT WRONG. NOW I'M FACING A GREAT PROBLEM WITH MY LEGS THAT ALL COVERED WITH BROSES. I TRY TO FIGHT IT BY PUTTING ON CREAMS ETC . IM SO SAD BECAUSE OF THIS. I NEED YOUR HELP DEPSERATELY!!!! THANK YOU!

The bruises should fade.  If you think they happened due to you rubbing too hard, you might want to check with your physician to see if you are anemic.\n\nIf you did not rub too hard, see your physician and take the product you used with you so that he can see it.  In the meantime, don't use the product again!


idk as kyour friend who knows how to do those stuff


Need help in locating PJ Pierson(54)Irving,Tx mother of S.Pierson(37)Irving,TX. Would like to talk with mother and daughter desperately. Worried? Last contact in 2000. Already tried people find.com. Any help will be much appreciated. A father desperate to hear from daughter. Any help much appreciated.\n\nDRPII


my mother-pregnant at 18 had me her first simester at college..my dad "ran away" so se says...her friends say he was a bad person but i dunno if it's a lie or not\nshe got married when i was six..the guy is a total  jackass to me..only is nice and likes HIS kids...i do everything and not even get a thank you..\nhe admits he hates me and my mom won't do anything about it because she doesnt want my brothers to end up like me...she wun tell me my dad's name...shuld I run away and try to find him with the first name i have and the state he is in supposedley...or what?plz help..this has been botherin me for the past 7 years...there's no reason a 14 year old kid shul have to fall asleep by being upset by the fact he doesn't know his real fater andmost likely never will and wakes up only to find the dream he found his dad wasn't true...\nsincerely,\nsean

I think you need to solve your problem at home before you meet your biological father. If your stepfather treats you badly, and your mother does not care, then find someone else for help. You're still in school, so a guidance counselor, close friend, or relative may help you. Finding your father is a good idea, but are you ready for that? I think you should also learn what really happened between your parents. If he really just left, then he obviously does not care about either of you, nor is he a responsible father for leaving.


suggest a good website for examples about sufficiency and definations

I can't help you with the website, but I'll give you an example.\n\nIf you live in Dallas, then you live in Texas.\n\nTherefore, it is "sufficient" for you to know that someone lives in Dallas in order to know that he/she also lives in Texas.  However it is not "necessary."  In other words, if you live in Texas, you do not necessarily live in Dallas.  So living in Dallas is a sufficient condition, but not a necessary one (in this example).


i got the date as when gunpowder was invented and i need to know if that is in the 1700's

yup.\n18 century is 1700's\n\nbtw it was found by the chinese earlier than that\n\nGunpowder is considered one of the Four Great Inventions of the Chinese, though in fact it is not known whether it was first invented in China.\n\nThe first type of gunpowder was black powder. Neither its inventors nor exact date of creation is known. Historians of various cultures have postulated that it was invented between the seventh or ninth centuries by either the Chinese or the Arabs. In the West, Roger Bacon was the first to describe the formula for gunpowder on the ground of a passage in his On Marvelous Power of Art and Nature in 1242, leading many in the ensuing centuries to the mistaken belief that Bacon invented gunpowder -- even though Bacon himself mentioned that gunpowder was known in diverse places (see Opus tertium, by order of Pope Clement IV in 1266). It is also possible that black powder was invented independently by more than one culture at around the same time. As James Partington states in A History of Greek Fire and Gunpowder:\n\n    "Gunpowder is not, of course, an 'invention' in the modern sense, the product of a single time and place; no individual's name can be attached to it, nor can that of any single nation or region. Fire is one of the primordial forces of nature, and incendiary weapons have had a place in armies' toolkits for almost as long as civilized states have made war."\n\nRegardless of origin, gunpowder was the first chemical propellant and the first explosive recorded in history.\n\nThe Arabs are generally credited with being the first to purify gunpowder to contain almost no sodium nitrate (only potassium nitrate) and to have a high enough quality to use effectively as a combat explosive. By the 15th century they had invented both a rocket and torpedo, both spear-tipped. The spear would lodge into a boat or other large surface and then the explosives would detonate as the propellant burned out.\n\nOne of the flaws of black powder in its original form was its tendency to "demix" under the effects of vibration, e.g. in the knapsack of a marching soldier. The component ingredients would separate, and the powder sample poured into a gun would not have the correct proportions. The same volume of powder, depending on its vibration history and whether it was sampled from the top or bottom of the powder container, could either fizzle or burst the gun barrel. "Corning" is the process that prevented demixing and made black powder far more reliable. It was invented in Europe around the fifteenth century, and involves forcing damp powder through a sieve to form it into granules. Each granule contains a mixture of the three ingredients with nearly optimum proportions.


How many 5'2" male sex symblos do you know of???? Remember, Prince always wears those boots to fool us.

Yes, I think so.\n\nPersonally, for me, short men are unattractive. (no pun intended). I am short myself, so I do not want to date someone who is smaller than me or just the same as my height. It looks really weird for me. But really do not get me wrong, I am not being shallow for setting physical standards, but hey, it's just me.


does he like me?\nok im a teen in highskoll n i have had a crush on this guy for a while..he just stated to notice me like he would be lookin at me during lunch n he would wait outside my class and he asked my frndz about me...is it just me or does he like me bak??\nhelp plzzzz

You'll never know until you get up the nerve to talk to him. He's probably looking at your because you're attractive, so now you've gotten his attention, take the next step and show him what a great person you are! Don't ask your friends though, that's usually taken by the other person the wrong way. Just stand next to him at a good time and make a comment to him about the school or the football team or the cafeteria food. Talk to him!


I have to do a report and model on an endangered amphibian.I want to do it on the montevere golden toad... but some places i have seen say it is ALMOST extinct ,threatened, endangered, and extinct...does anyone know for sure?

Since 1989, not a single Golden Toad has been seen anywhere in the world, and it is classified by the IUCN as extinct.\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Toad\nhttp://www.bagheera.com/inthewild/van_anim_gldntoad.htm\nhttp://www.a2zlanguages.com/Costarica/Monteverde/goldentoad.htm


Should i stop asking dumb questions? \n\nAm i bugging you?are you annoyed? am i wasting time? are you glad your getting points? do i have no life? DO YOU have no life? why are you answering me?

why should you stop, it is your life do what you want with it, i love asking dumb questions  ROCK ON


honey bear\nbecause he looks like a the honey bear off the cereal box\nhe calls me baby\nbecause i bring him to his knees with my charm


I hear more and more people everyday complain about both Democrats and Republicans.   Basically it comes down to 2 different piles, same stink.  \n\nThe questions are this:\n  Does America want a real third political party?  \n  If yes, then what would you want to see in this party's   \n  platform?

I don't see a third party right now... if a party come out that "split" the lines of the two parties... it would be deadly... the "morals" of the Republican party with the empathy of the Democratic party...\n\nAnti-abortion, pro-education, pro-health care, for "morals," anti-terror, conservative spending, pro-environment, against the death penalty... while everyone may not agree with everything, the party would get a huge boost from people tired of the status quo... a leader who was charismatic and a few party changes by moderates like McCain, would drive it over the top...


Before there was sexual reproduction, all organisms were uni-sexed and had asexual reproduction.  In other words, there were only females.  So when did a "male" first appear?

I am not sure what you mean by uni-sex in biology....\n\nIn biology, sexual reproduction is not said to have been started with only females per se! Uni sexual is not the same as hermaphroditic either. Monoecious and dieocious are the usual terms. Monoecious means hermaphrodite and dioecious means separate sexes. But reproduction can be either sexual or asexual (and sometimes some organisms do both, like, mosses, liverworts, ferns with alternation of generations.) \n\nThere are a few species of animals who have only females, though....at least 22 species of parthenogenic lizards identified last I checked! They lay eggs, mate like "lesbian lizards" without sperm and have babies. Wild!\n\nHowever, a "male" is usually described in biology as any organism that makes "sperm" gametes, so in that case, hermaphroditic organisms like most flowering plants (sperm is in pollen) have males as PART of the often hermaphroditic flower known as the stamen.  (some flowers are dioecious) So males are found in plants or animals.  In fact the anther is the pollen producing part of the stamen and is sorta comparable to the testes of the animal. In fungus there are opposite strains of hyphae that reproduce "sexually" but not with gametes and they are described as + and - branches, which some claim are m-f, but it is still considered sexual reproduction, whereby genetic information is exchanged and a genetically DIFFERENT offspring is produced. Asexual produces gentically identical offspring-clones. Bacteria usually reproduce asexually, but sexual conjugation can occur (sexual) in bacilli. Paramecium are the most famous for their sexual reproduction-conjugation too. In the cases of fungi, bacteria, paramecia, however, the gender is not considered even though it is considered SEXUAL. So what biologists consider as very "primative" organism are capable of sexual reproduction.


Im going down there in The summer and im 17, im just wondering what there drinking and smoking ages are.

IVE NEVER BEEN CARDED IN MEXICO, IVE BEEN TO LAREDO ALOT ,AND ACUNA ONCE, AND NEVER HAD TO SHOW ID . HAVE FUN AND BE CAREFULL. IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE MEXICO QUESTIONS LET ME KNOW


when i begin to masturbate, i start to get a painful headache. how can i stop this? it feels good and hurts at the same time. It sucks.

dont strain while your doing it,,, just relax and enjoy


Why doesn't the irresponsible government of Israel sign the NPT and legitimise their illegal nuclear weaponry just like the rest of the world is obliged to do?\nSurely the West would be justified in passing through a UN security council ruling against such a flagrant disregard of international law?\nWhy don't the remaining "nuclear able" members of the security council report the US for their NPT transgressions- At least getting the US to recognise their mis-deeds will be a positive step in them regaining some political credibility when dealing with international nuclear issues!\n\nNuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty Full text available here:\nhttp://www.reachingcriticalwill.org/legal/npt/npttext.html

Before you make a bigger fool of yourself I suggest you take the time to actually study enough international law to know what you are talking about.\n\nUnless Israel signs the NPT they are not bound by it and it is the NPT and only the NPT which prevents signatories which are not yet nuclear powers from acquiring nuclear weapons.\n\nTherefore Israel is NOT violating international law.


I am 16 and I never had a boyfriend.I am not ugly,but boys don't seem to be interested in me.My other friends have had 2 or even 3 boyfriends.What shall I do?


What is your beverage drink???\nI hab a homework due 2 hrs and its a survey..\nI need ur help///\n\nWhat is your favorite Drink???\na.)coke\nb.)sprite\nc.)others\n\nList first name, gender, adult or teen\n\n\nThis is no spam or scam


I really like this guy I work with. The only other boyfriend I've had lasted 5 years and I don't really know how to talk to guys anymore. My ex was easy. This is new. I feel like he's out of my league but I'm going to say something anyways. Advice? What should I say?

just smile at him a lot...you know the one...flirty like you like him. and be cool. umm...tell him that you think hes rad, and cool, cute and stuff...tell him you think he has pretty eyes.you enjoy the time you spend with him at work and ask if he wants to....go minature golfing??? or something. make sure he knows... i have learned to late several times and exposed my crushes to late....after the feelings have passed. youll always wonder what could have been. i loved my best friend...3years after i moved out of state i figured out he loved me too...and it is to late now. i mean i am happy with my life now, but i occasionally wonder what could have been... wether i would be happier.


I need to downlaod a powerpoint, where can I downlaod it from?

I don't think you can get the whole powerpoint program free.  You can get the powerpoint viewer free, but it won't allow you to make your own presentations.  You can usually buy such software cheaper on e-bay than anywhere else.


I'm heading to college after never going to high school (I completed it at home because I was severely ill), and now I am EXTREMELY nervous and scared about college this fall. I know I am over thinking things and that it is the best thing to do--but can anyone with experience give me some advice how to "nix" this anxiety?! Thanks!!!

There's really nothing to be worried about, friend. It's more a learning experience outside of the classroom than inside. As long as you're not afraid of learning you have nothing to fear from college. Just keep an open (but discerning) head on your shoulders and you'll do great. I should know, I've been in 'college' for almost ten years now.


South park just finished up its first half of the season but it was only 7 episodes...and no more new episodes until october...\nWhy so long...its not like it takes forever to make the episodes.

Pretty much all of the answers so far have been horribly wrong.  First, I'll address your question.  The truth is I have no idea, but who cares?  South Park is the best show ever made, but with all that time off, Trey Parker and Matt stone have time to bring us other things, such as Team America!!\n\nAnyway, it's not because animated shows take a long time to create; it only takes the SP crew six days from start to finish.  This is because every little detail is done in-house.  Family guy, for example, has to ship its work off to Korea, where it is animated.  \n\nAlso, the animation doesn't "suck;" they use state-of-the-art animation software; it looks the way it does because that's part of the charm.\n\nFinally, I just want to give a quick shout-out to all the South Park haters out there who think the show is stupid just because they make fun of everyone.  RELAX!!!  I was a hurricane Rita victim last year, and it really made my entire year when they made fun of the entire situation.  They did a wonderful job.  Besides, with idiots like Tom Cruise running around doing idiodic publicity stunts such as conforming to celebrity scientology fad and jumping around on Oprah's couch, we need someone to speak up, because while everyone else knows how stupid Tom Cruise is, the media is too chicken to say anything.


i want to be able to use a script to lodge users to my sql database so i can create accounts for logins for my website

There are lots of various scripts in Internet.\nIf PHP is good for you. try the following links, just two of thousands:


How can I look and see what someone has been looking at on my computer? The history has been deleted. I need the easiest way please.

Without the history, you do not have an accurate record of events and websites visited, but there are ways which might give you an insight to what has been viewed...\n\nFirstly, using the search option in windows xp, you can search for the cookies folder. The contents of this folder, when arranged by date, can give you a good idea of what websites have been accessed by the file names of the cookies.\n\nSecondly, if you search for "recent", you can find the recently opened documents list, which contains shortcuts to files recently opened - which includes those downloaded from the internet.\n\nThirdly, by looking in the internet explorer cache files, you can see temporary files stored by IE. This quite often includes images from recently viewed websites. Its rather complex to navigate though.\n\nFinally, you can always just open the browser and look at the recently typed addresses in the address bar.\n\nThats the best advice i can give you... good luck


Compared to the United Kingdom paying like 6 dollars a gallon for gas what is the problem for people in USA complaining about 3 dollars a gallon? Whats the big deal about 3 dollars a gallon in the usa while in the uk they pay 6 dollars a gallon? Well isnt the uk's economy the same like the economy in the usa? So how come the usa pays cheapers gas per gallon then the uk?

In the UK it is 3 british pounds per liter, there are close to two liters in a gallon, thus it is about 6 pounds per gallon.  It is $2 per british pound, as such it is around $12 per gallon of gas.  It is this expensive beccause they refuse to buy Gasoline from the Middle East, so, the USA exports all of it's American Oil to the UK at upwards of $250 per barrel (50 gallons), american Oil Tycoons get filthy rich selling their oil to the UK, and because the UK has a stronger economy, they have more mony, more money means things are more expensive.  The economy is better there because they have more gold to back up  each british pound, and less british pounds in circulation (due to the smaller population)


please go to http://www.lyricsbox.com/eurovision-song-contest-lyrics-hungary-nox-forogj-vilag-nmwgwhx.html and translate. Thank you

Hájnáne náne ná - is like singing "la,la,la" - so I won't translate that part.\n\nHere is the rest:\nWorld, turn around, bring me to light\nOr else I won't live tomorrow\nYour savage night kills me, although waits for me with kisses\nDon't hurt me, world, don't embrace me, don't feel me,\nYour love hurts more \nWorld, don't play,\nLeave me if a happy landscape calls for me\n\nHájnáne náne ná ....\n\nI long for a long long time ago somewhere else\nHájnáne náne ná ...\nI don't see light, I don't wait for you\nHájnáne náne ná ...\nI dissapear on earth or heaven - anywhere\nHájnáne náne ná ...\nThis way any sorrow can turn into a dream.\n\nTurn world, I am cold in the dark\nYou walk on the end of the hopes\nInsane world you burn but you turn into ice\nDon'T hurt me world, I wont go on your wanys\nDon't plea with me, don't call, don't see me\nDon't worry world, any other heart became yours\n\nI long for a long long time ago somewhere else\nHájnáne náne ná ...\nI don't see light, I don't wait for you\nHájnáne náne ná ...\nI dissapear on earth or heaven - anywhere\nHájnáne náne ná ...\nThis way any sorrow can turn into a dream.


I'm tired of waiting on him, but I love him so much.\nwhat do I do?

im not going to judge you like others...if you love him like you say then you cant help what your heart feels.\n\nhas he been with you while he has promised to leave his wife? how long has this been going on? you need to take these into careful consideration.\n\nin these cases there are a few options:\n1. he stays with his wife while you keep hanging\n2. he leaves his wife and he dumps you\n3. he leaves his wife and you have a wonderful life together\n...is it any wonder why youre so conflicted?\n\ndepending on how long your "relationship" has been going on and how he feels about you (if he claims to love you too) you will most likely have to give him an ultimatum. because if someone REALLY wants to leave the person they married they would do it regardless of what stands in the way. plenty of men have left wonderful wives behind for selfish reasons...so if its just not working out with him and her then he needs to face that and move on.\n\nwhen you give the ultimatum and he says that he cant leave her...then theres nothing more you can do. if he says to wait some more, explain how you cant keep putting your heart on the line to wait for him. and NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT HURTS you must walk away. perhaps it will make him understand the situation he's in and make an appropriate decision - whether its you or her. \n\nand who knows - maybe even if he doesnt make up his mind right away he'll end things properly with her and come back to you. still, unless you leave (even temporarily) he will find it easier to just deal with the two of you to avoid any more drama than whats insued.\n\nthe best of luck to you in this situation - my heart goes out to you! make sure to protect yours!


Ok, here goes. I'm 18 and in a really strong relationship. My boyfriend and I plan to get married. I have two more years of undergrad and then plan to go to grad school, but we've both agreed to at least wait until after undergrad before we marry. We've also talked about kids and we both want large families. Herein lies the problem. EVERY SINGLE FEMALE in my mother's family has had cancer, resulting in them all having a hysterectomy, some as young as 16. Knowing that my time could be very soon, my biggest fear is that it will happen before I have the chance to start my family.Sometimes I think I should have kids before it's too late, but my aspirations don't allow for that right now. I'm a straight-A student, graduating two years early, and on the fast track to my dream career, but none of that will matter if I never have a family. Any comments would help. THANKS!!!

My first reaction was talk with a doctor about all of it, get checked regularly by your doctor.\n\nBut then I thought, heck you exist and apparently there many people in your family, so the odds of you being able to finish school and have kids afterwords seem to be in your favor.\n\nGood Luck with school and family, seriously a doctor can give you much better advice than anyone here can.


does the guy or girl go away with no future contact

It is called lost of interest, in my field is not closing the sell. You have to close it from the beginning. Hey I wish you the best, move on with your life. Good Luck


Hi everyone, I just wonders how children in USA study in class room?\n\nIn Some Asian countries, children have to memorize the knowledge of some subjects such as history, bio, physics, etc before they enter their class everyday.\n\nIf they don't momorise (often just learn by heart without understanding) the knowledge which was specified by their teachers, they can get 0 mark if the teacher randomly ask them the questions (ie, the teacher will randomly call a pupil to stand in front of class room to answer questions without looking at any book). Many pupils are very scared of this, cos it very hard to memorise the complex knowledge that they have not understood yet? \n\nHow about in USA, do teachers often do that in USA???

What you said is damn true and is scary or not?\nI'm a Dutchman who lives in Taiwan and if i see those children here, i feel sorry for them.\nWe in Europe and i think i also can speak for the USA the teacher teach us new things and on the end they do a test to see you understood it or not. Here in Taiwan most teacher teach for the test, because the test have to be good. So kids have to memorize everything for the test. Some teachers even just teach them things what will be on the test and other things not. Sometimes they even show the test in advance, so kids to what to learn. If the kids get a high score parents are happy, teacher gets a good name and the school too. They will never give a 0 points here, only if it's really bad, otherwise the parents here complain the teacher not the kid.\nIt unbelieveable, but they have every week for every subject a test. When i was in highschool, we had a test ones in a while. I don't know about the USA. \n\nIn Europe we see schools as education, in Taiwan it is a business. A kid is just a number and they care more the parents are happy, because they have to pay the money.\n\nIt is not only the school system, it is scary how most parents think and do.


Songs I am interested in do not seem to be on the music sites for myspace. I have music downloaded to my computer that I would like to use, but do not know how to convert it to code to be able to post on myspace

ARE THEY .MP3?\n\nif so change it to .wav browsers play wav files\n\nhttp://www.mp3fe.com/main_mp32wav.htm   <--free wav converter


You Christians that are calling your senators and so forth... I must ask:\n\nHow does two gay people forming a union affect you?  Why are you opposed to it?   Is it because you feel it's your job to determine their morality?\n\nIf that's not the reason, then what is?  I can see no logical reason why you should oppose two people committing themselves to monogamy, even if it's homosexual...

>>>How does two gay people forming a union affect you?<<<\n\nIt doesn't, but its effect on me personally is not the only reason for keeping marriage "as is."\n\nAfter all, whether or not drugs are legalized doesn't affect me either.  Whether they're legal or not, I'm not going to take them.  \n\nBut according to your logic, I should not oppose the legalization of drugs because it doesn't affect me personally -- whether it affects me seems to be your litmus test on whether I should oppose it or not. \n\nA very solid majority of Americans are against legalized gay marriage -- and we should not have to justify that opinion by appealing to whether or not it affects us personally.   \n\n>>>Why are you opposed to it? Is it because you feel it's your job to determine their morality?<<<\n\nNo, it's because marriage is under enough assault as it is -- through high divorce rates and the like.  Legalize gay marriage, and the divorce rate would skyrocket, given the promiscuous nature of the homosexual lifestyle.  \n\n>>>If that's not the reason, then what is?<<<\n\nBecause, again, the fundamental man-woman union of marriage is under enough assault as it is, and we need not intensify that assault by changing its defition to suit a small percentage of people who engage in a historically promiscuous lifestyle.  \n\n>>>I can see no logical reason why you should oppose two people committing themselves to monogamy, even if it's homosexual...<<<\n\nAnd I can see no logical reason why homosexuals have to push for legalized gay marriage in order to encourage monogamy within their ranks.  Surely they can commit to monogamous relationships without seeking to hijack the concept of marriage to justify their sexual behavior.  \n\nHomosexuals are just as physically capable of monogamy -- without legalized gay marriage -- as are heterosexual people.  But the fact that gays are notoriously promiscuous compared to heterosexuals means that though they are capable of monogamy, they're not necessarily willing.  \n\nWhy should we fundamentally change the definition of marriage in order to encourage monogamy among homosexuals, when they've as a group displayed little willingness to live such monogamy in the first place?


I cannot figure out the way they score boxing. Can you please explain?

In amateur boxing a point is scored every time the white part of the glove connects with the scoring area, the scoring area is the front of the head and body.\n\nProfessional boxing is scored round by round. Both boxers get 10 points per round. If they are put down, they lose a point, if they are deemed to have lost the round they lose another point. If the judge thinks the round is a tie then they both keep the 10 points. Most rounds go 10-9 to whoever had the best of that round.


Tony Blair and George Bush are allies in this terrible war in Iraq. Tony Blair has lost the trust of his people,even his own ministers want him out - for other reasons as well as the war. is it the same for George Bush? does the people of America want him out? i realise that justice should be done for that terrible and devastating day, 9/11 - but has he gone a step too far?\nhe is showing sadistic qualities, wouldn't you say? or have i misinterpreted the situation?

Yes it is time for Bush to step down, unfortunately our system does not work that way, but people have lost confidence in his ability to lead. His popularity has dropped to 29%. We will have an election in November that could change things. If the democrats can get a majority in either chamber then there is a possibility that he will be impeached. His leadership will certainly be challenged at best.


list of all university providing this course

This question is miscategorized.\n\nSpecial Education refers to the education and parenting of children with special needs.


is there a website where i could just type in the band or group and give me a list of every single song that they have and if so is there a website like that and lets you download songs for free, is that asking too much?

If you want to find the discography of a band (list of all albums a band has done) and their songs, try www.allmusic.com\nBut if you want to download music for free, I use Soulseek. Since Soulseek and other music sharing communities offer only the songs which users have available, not all songs of an artist are available. Of course, you can try back later when different users are online.


I was watching some storm chaser shows on the National Geographic Channel and started thinking: Could NOAA or the NWS use a plane equipped w/ doppler radar to fly above a super cell and look down into it while a tornado was forming?

Actually NOAA has quite a handful of planes with high-quality radar, and they do use them in such projects.  I direct you to http://www.stormresearch.com/vortex/ for one such project, and http://www.ucar.edu/communications/newsreleases/2002/ihop.html for a more recent project on rain.\nI am currently related to a project looking at some high resolution Dopplar data from a hurricane a few years back while it was over the ocean.\n\nRegular WSR-88D Dopplar (the network the NWS uses) is decently effective at general alerting to possible tornadic storms... and it would be extremely expensive to send planes out all the time just for warning purposes (though there is a new test-project to setup a larger network of low cost radars to improve warnings a lot (http://www.casa.umass.edu/)).\n\nBut there are some things regular 88Ds can't give us, including:\n- better time and spatial resolution of features (we want to be near a tornado to get a more precise view of what it looks like, and WSR88Ds only update something like every 5 minutes because they scan the entire 360 degree sky)\n- the vertical wind fields.  You need at least two properly located radars to get the full 3-dimensional structure of winds... and this is crucial to understanding what's actually happening in a storm.\n\nSo, yes, portable Dopplars are very useful.  They also help us look at weather in places where we don't/can't have any fixed radars (like at sea or in mountain ranges).\nGenerally, portable radars on trucks will get us the same information, are much cheaper (and safer) to transport, you don't have to worry about removing the motion of the radar (planes are moving, trucks can be stopped), and you don't have as much trouble with beams hitting the ground... and thus most of our tornado information comes from truck-mounted radars like the famous Dopplar on Wheels (http://aaron.ou.edu/dow/dow.htm).  However, there are some reasons to use planes even in such experiments, including better upper-level resolution, the ability to reposition quicker, and the fact that trucks can only hold and power radars that are a cerain size.\n\nPlanes are indeed useful, and hopefully we'll continue to get better ones for research... as they really can provide quite a great suite of information (dropsondes (weather sensors that are dropped from airplanes) are also great because they give a rather quick profile of the atmosphere)!\n\nAwesome question!\n\nHope I helped answer things,\nGod bless,\nShane


I am emailing some co-workers to invite them to a celebration I have organised. What would be the first sentence/sentences I can use? Other than "Please join us in celebrating...".

you can start it with something like"we cordially invite you for a little dinner organised for "so and so" occasion.....


I am an Gemini and, well, in some astrology books I've read, it says that Gemini's are, well, not very smart. I am smart, I think...\n\nHELP ME PLEASE!!!\n;)

Astrology is wrong.  That's really all there is to it.


With potentially millions of jobs out-sourceable, we have all ready seen the demise of call centre, banking, why aren't you worried about your job going to China and India. All service jobs are up for grabs. We have already seen the manufacturing and engineering jobs go. White collar jobs will go too. 5 years maximum.

I don't have to worry anymore.  AT&T already outsourced my job to India, that's why I have so much time to chat on Yahoo.


i want to know the cheats for stronghold crusader ll

Try posting in the games category. You have a better chance of getting better answers


My daughter lives in Utah and cannot afford tuition for any of the military or special school for her son to get help. He is a habitual run away, Truent from school and is causing problems for every one. He needs some tough disapline that a camp or state school could offer. To top it off  my daughter has MS and is disabled. The stress only makes it worse.

sorry lady its a lost cause, the mother is not strong enuff to do the job, you need to get the dad to step in and do some discipline, but chances are it is to late.\n get use to the fact that he may be spending a lot of time in jail in the future, and pray to God that he watches over this person.\n\np.s. my personal belief is to keep government out of this, once thay get a hold of something thay do not let go. you do not want the government running your life.\n\ngo to a local church and talk to a youth minister, NOW


it is when he got  a girl and a dog locked up inside a hole

It's called "Goodbye Horses" - written by William Garvey and performed by Q Lazzarus. \n\nThough it's not on the SOTL soundtrack, one version of the song appears on the "Married to the Mob" CD.


I would like to call my tshirt line eactly the same as someone elses but with and etra work, can I be suied or fined?

First you must verify that the other T-SHIRT line has been registered and that a trademark has been assigned. If the person has not done so, you might be able to use the line, however, if you do not proceed with caution, you could be sued for stealing his idea. It is best that you seek a Patient, copyright and trademark attorney who specializes in this area.  You can also go on-line searching for US Patent, Trademark & copyright office in Virginia.


but their bedrooms are always untidy. Im doing a survey its amazing

Unfortunately my girlfriend is a clean-a-holic.\n\nEverything is shiny and tidy in our home.\n\nI'm not really complaining, but it would be nice sometimes to just relax, and let it 'runaway' a little.\n\nSometimes I'm trying to fix something, and I put down a screwdriver or something, and when I turn back a minute (sometimes seconds) later, it's been tidied away.\n\nHighly annoying.


What exactly do they mean when they say "He/she wore white after labour's day"?? How r these 2 things related??

It used to be a fashion faux pas to wear the color white (especially shoes!) after Labor Day (in September). At Easter, you could wear white again.\n\nMany of the fashion gurus no longer subscribe to that school of thought.


a certificate of rental occupancy? and if I don't what will happen?

If you don't you can't legally rent them.  So if you rent them and you get a deadbeat tenant you are trying to evict, the judge won't allow your vacancy loss or back rent because you didn't rent out a legal apt.


Is it evil to ground someone harshly after they've been lectured on the right thing to do for years and years and years?

There is wisdom in the multitude of counsel the bible says.Thing is this person that has been grounded was first grounded in the truth.Hey,this is what happens if u go here.Your grounded.Lecturing,I did it in raising our 2 kids,& truthfully,sometimes it was done in anger,thus producing more anger.If valid reason is given,& ground rules had been layed & obviously was violated then,what do u expect.One day rules apply,next na,its ok go for it.Confusion comes next,then no order or accountability.Be thankful that someone cares enough about u that some guidelines have been issued.That's part of being loved.God chasten them that He loves. Soak it in,this will hit home eventually.Grounding or doing w/o something to learn a valuable lesson is not much to ask?


i want to buy a digital camerta for taking pics and alot of people tell me that a olympus digital camera is good and others tell me a sony is better. which one is the best for taking good quality pictures and stuff?

I have a Sony DSC-W5, and I really like it. It has a large (and I mean large) LCD screen. It's 5.1 megapixels and has a bunch of shooting modes including video. I've never had an Olympus, but I know some who have and they also had Sonys and recommended getting a Sony.


Have a gummy smile, because upper jaw is longer than lower and I have trouble shutting my lips. I want to fix it and was wonder how much constructive jaw surgery usually costs, if anyone knows or has under gone the surgery.

Dental Surgery is very very cheap in India.There is one company that is very famous in India that arranges all types of surgery for foreigners in India.They are called the Forerunners Healthcare.I read a lot about them in the Newspapers and about their patient stories.I have also read that they arrange financing for american and canadian patients as cosmetic dental surgery is not covered by insurance.They also have photos pasted of their International patients.You can checkout their website.The cost savings are incredible.As a doctor i personally believe that your jaw surgery can be easily handled in India as the quality of healthcare available here is simply best in the world.The surgeons are USA/UK trained and facilities are 5 star.my cousin got it done and she just couldnt stop talking about how wonderful the whole thing went for her.\nhttp://www.forerunnershealthcare.com\nhope this helps


We work in different countries and in different timings, how to maintain and get those extra brownie points?

be on time for work. never be late. allways look nice and \nbe dependable.


Presently I am living in Germany on SOFA agreement. But i have to apply for visa to travel around EU because I am holding a Chinese Passport. Is there anyway I can do it quiker? will Germany give me some visa? and are there any EU embassies in Frankfurt where I can go to apply in person?\nTHANK YOU!

you need to apply in germany at the 'stadtverwaltung' of your town and go to the 'auslaenderbehoerde' there. if you don't have a german sponsor, you have no chance to get it.\n\nsorry, good luck in your future.


I am going in for my very first treatment and am a little scared. I haven't heard of many people who have had this treatment for lupus, and I just don't know what to expect. Nausea? Loss of energy?

Some new drugs are also becoming helpful in dealing with lupus at the cellular level. One drug receiving a great deal of attention for lupus is rituximab, known as Rituxan. This drug is having success in studies in achieving remission and getting rid of many of the more serious health effects of lupus. \n\nSide effects:\nHeadache, nausea, facial flushing, or dizziness may occur. If any of these effects persist or worsen, contact your doctor or pharmacist promptly.\n\nRemember that your doctor has prescribed this medication because the benefit to you is greater than the risk of side effects. Many people using this medication do not have serious side effects.\n\nTell your doctor immediately if any of these serious side effects occur: fatigue, decrease in amount of urine, weakness, fever, chills, pain at the tumor site, joint or muscle pain, stomach pain, sore throat.\n\nTell your doctor immediately if any of these unlikely but serious side effects occur: chest pain, cough, diarrhea, increased thirst or urination, tingling of the hands or feet, flushing, unusual bleeding or bruising, sweating, mental/mood changes.\n\nTell your doctor immediately if any of these highly unlikely but very serious side effects occur: fast/slow/irregular pulse, chest pain, slow or shallow breathing, dark urine, yellowing eyes or skin.\n\nIf you have hepatitis B, rituximab may infrequently cause the infection to worsen. Very serious liver disease could occur (during or within several months after rituximab treatment). Seek immediate medical attention if you develop persistent stomach/abdominal pain, dark urine, extreme fatigue, yellowing eyes and skin. Treatment with antiviral medication is usually given to control hepatitis B.\n\nA serious allergic reaction to this drug is unlikely, but seek immediate medical attention if it occurs. Symptoms of a serious allergic reaction include: rash, itching, swelling, severe dizziness, trouble breathing.\n\nIf you notice other effects not listed above, contact your doctor or pharmacist.


which religion or riligious group is most enviorment friendly? i will like to join them,if you want say christianity or islam it is hard for me to believe it, given the vast majority of chritian and muslim on this earth and bed condition of enviorment it looks like majority of chritian and muslim are not enviorment friendly so dont write that there is so and so in holy bible regarding nature or there is this rules are there regarding nature in holy quran, i want name of religion in which there is mechanism also there which make sure practical action besed on whatever theory is there and thus ensuring majority of followers are enviorment friendly life style

The Wiccans, Pagans and Druids.  We are all nature based religions that feel part of our duty is to protect the earth and make sure she is taken care of.  We are the environmentalists that clean road sides, pick up trash and lobby for the environment and what is right for it.  The earth is our mother and all life comes from her, it is our job to care and protect her and all the gifts she has given us.


in advanced tae bo, the girl in the front is dripping, soaked, wet, and full of sweat. her thongs are visible and they're all soggy and damp, and her bra is soaked. how come?

She is exercising, and different people produce different amounts of sweat when doing so.  She apparently has a large production rate.  She may also be a wise one that keeps her body well hydrated with fluids before and after exercise--which help to flush toxins from the body.


I am looking for complete step by step details on how to take info from my files and folders and save it to a disk.\nI have NO CLUE how to do this, so instructions must be detailed. Send them to diggit4now@yahoo.com as soon as possible after the laughter stops.\nThank You Very Much\nDiggit

it's very simple. all you do is insert the disk into your computer. is it a CD or a floppy? if it's a CD, you pull up the file you wish to save and click on Save As. this should pull up a menu. you want to change the top part to say drive D or E disc instead of documents or whatever it's under right now. you do the dame thing with a floppy except you select the A drive.


From the beginnig of time humans have had religious beliefs. Pre-civilized society worship gods and knew there was a life beyond this. Read Socrates, Plato, Aristotle. They all believed in the existense of the soul. Just because it is the year 2006 does not makes as better than anyone else. Time is not linear. People in the 14th century were alot smarter than this stupid generation. By the way it ii the year 2006 because of Jesus Christ. He changed history.

They are blinded by their own sin and worldliness, as were cains' people on the plain. They need to believe there is no greater power to whom we must answer to some day in order to justify continuing with their behaviors and actions.\n\nThey are hoping and betting they are right, for if not there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. (I guess they are starting that in this life huh?)


Don't leave me in all this pain\nDon't leave me out in the rain\nCome back and bring back my smile\nCome and take these tears away\nI need your arms to hold me now\nThe nights are so unkind\nBring back those nights when I held you beside me\n\n1-Un-break my heart\n  Say you'll love me again\n  Un-do this hurt you caused\n  When you walked out the door\n  And walked outta my life\n  Un-cry these tears\n  I cried so many nights\n  Un-break my heart, my heart\n\nTake back that sad word good-bye\nBring back the joy to my life\nDon't leave me here with these tears\nCome and kiss this pain away\nI can't forget the day you left\nTime is so unkind\nAnd life is so cruel without you here beside me\n(repeat 1)\n\nOhh, oh\nDon't leave me in all this pain\nDon't leave me out in the rain\nBring back the nights when I held you beside me\n(rpt 1)

its by Toni Braxton\n\ndownload at http://www.limewire.com


lie your face down on a comfortable surface such as a mattress or pillow and rub the penis against it until orgasm is achieved. Some people claim such masturbation may result in pain, irritation, or abrasion if performed too roughly.\nDoes it mean that this technique of masturbation is bad for health?

are you illiterate? it is only bad for health if done roughly enough to cause pain, irriattion, or abrasion


I really don't think it will go that far, living oon the internet, there would be security risks. You would be more likely to find some kind of programme that would simulate it but i don't know, the idea of being data stored on a harddrive being transfered through out the world doesn't sound to great. your TRON like utopia is far from completion. \n\nThe whole concept of using glasses, and other equipment is doesn't grab me. I would prefer if virtual reality started moving more towards Star Treks' Holodeck type virtual reality, but it might be a bit difficult to reproduce the look and feel of, say an apple or physical human beings, in such an enviroment. There most likely would be some kind of suit you would need to wear, that would send signals to your brain so that you thought you were holding an apple.\n\n\nI think it's best we get on with our lives and let the scientists worry about how far they can go. When the time is right we will have earned millions so we can retire and live our VR dreams.


...or will he loose all of his secret powers over bbq equipment?

I have attached a link showing me a few years back without a mustache.  You can see I lacked Mojo.


the boy is light skinned greeen eyes with and orange ring round his pupil..he is so coo i mean neva changes for no body.. his own man and he can hold his own(fight)..BUT he has so much respect for me i just couldnt come at him like i wanna b ya gurl...so how do i deal wit it and he looks good everyday?

if you dont want to be with him for what ever reason you really cant help seeing him unless you dont want any contact with him whatsoever and i dont think thats the case..so what i say is admire his sexiness..shoot..that wont hurt anything now will it lol...just keep thinking of his as "just a friend (no matter how hard that will be)


chamillionaire's "the sound of revenge"\nkanye west's "late registration"\ncommon's "be"


i want to play the videos downloaded from p2p network and most of them are of WMV formats.Although i have media player9 and real player 10,they are not supporting WMV formats.

Windows Media Player definitely does support WMV so there might be a problem with your own system. Download VLC player (better than WMP) at http://www.videolan.org/


i am using win2003 server.i created one shared folder and in properties i set full permissions for everyone.when i am accessing that shared shared folder from another computer (win200) it gives access dinied message

When accessing a resource on a Windows 2003 server from another host, your current credentials (username & password) are sent over the network.  If both computers are on a workgroup, then your userid (with the same password) needs to be created on both computers.\n\nNext, you need to make sure that you have assigned the appropriate permissions.  Since you received an "Access Denied" error, it appears that you did not set up the appropriate permissions.  You will not only need to configure the Share permissions, but also take a look at the Security (NTFS) permissions [assuming that the drive is formatted with NTFS].  \n\nMaybe the link below can clarify it for you.


Some times it say's some one else is using it.......

Someone else is using it then.  Change your password and secret question.\n(It's possible that you have multiple yahoo clients open that are conflicting but that would be my second thing to look at)


i want to know what exactly is force.especially forces like electromagnetic

speaking in terms of physics, there exist only two fundamental components of the universe. they are: energy and matter. \n "the interaction between these(energy and matter) is what force is."


i want my legs to look nice for the summer. i never used to lootion when i was little, so i got crack lines on them. i dont know how 2 make it go away....any ideas??\n\nsomething natural that i can make at home...

i don't know about anything you can make at home, but Country Bunny Bath and Body has a great lotion bar and body butter that are natural and family/environmentally friendly.  my sister in law has the stuff and i love it.  i'll email the site to you if you want to read about it or order it from our rep.  if not, i hope you find what you're looking for!  God bless you!


when i have a qustion that is imposible for your theories to answer, why do you end up answering asking me a question. well most of your questions are like "who created God?" and you think i can't answer it. well guess what, i can. God was not Created. HE always was and always will be. There was no beging to God and there will be no end. i hope that answers your question.

I don't see a question here either.  But I think I understand what you're saying.  However, you did get a lot of people who answered your last question.\n\nI usually get the run around and no real answers when I ask creationists questions as well (just click on my icon to see/answer them).


All I see is like heatvision red blue colors.  What do I have to do to view online clips normally.

you need to have the proper codecs installed or correct video drivers.  Try updating your video card drivers and then update your player software.  If that still doesn't work then you can utilize software like Ace Mega Codecs Packs...it has several video and audio codecs in one easy to use installation...I'll include a link for it as well.


science says that dinosaurs were here long before people,  but the bible says that god made everything in a week. so if everything was made in a week, that would mean that there was only a couple of day between the two. what do you think?

I don't really know which was first, but I would have to guess dinosaurs.  Remember, that one of God's weeks is probably not a week to us.  There are some rules on time in the Bible, and in one scripture (can't remember where it is in the Bible), one day for God is a thousand years for us.


This is extremely painful and I need to be on my feet alot for work. Please submit  serious replys only, and thanks in advance.

I went to an excellent podiatrist who gave me small amounts of cortisone in the heel of my foot. I then kept wearing orthotics and use them religiously. I do not wear high heels or go on beach sand. If I follow the rules the awful burn, shooting pain and the feeling of walking on hot coals will be completely gone. Plantar Fascitis is the stretching of the tendon from the heel to the ball of the foot (Arch of the foot). The spur comes from the tendon pulling at the heel. That is why you can't stretch your foot. If you need more info, please feel free to e-mail me. I was so frightened when I had this condition and tried orthopedic surgeons and cortisone specialists, but, this one podiatrist cured my problem without surgery.   Di  P.S. I just read what the person before me put and although the Dr. said the shot would be hot it was NOTHING compared to the foot burn especially first thing in the morning.


Morals and personal feelings have no place in law. You cannot look at things subjectively regarding the law. Our legal system is an objectively based system, and when you bring morals or feelings into the issue, the system cannot work. The right thing is not always the nice thing. It is not nice to execute someone, but sometimes, that is what needs to be done. It is not nice to put someone in prison, again, it needs to be done sometimes.\n\nSending someone back to where they came from when they ILLEGALLY come into this country, is not cruel or unusual punishment, it is flat out common sense. Securing our borders is not something that should be done, it MUST be done.

Though this isn't a question, I decided to comment.\n\nFor the most part I agree. Yes if you are anywhere illegally it would only make sense that you should be placed back where your are legally allowed to be. And as for our government they don't want to go along with that because it would make them unfavorable to the illegal immigrant vote. Wait did I just say the illegal immigrant vote? Yes...the politicians are worried they won't be voted in by people who can't vote anyway (or shouldn't, though I know fraudulent ID goes a long way).\n\nLaws however are drawn up by use of an underlying moral code. Why is it illegal to murder, rape or rob someone? Because morally it is incorrect. Morally it is correct to believe someone belongs in their own country unless they are given legal permission to be in another country.\n\nLegal permission is the whole point of the matter, I don't care if you want to come to America and make money, by all means do it, this is the land of opportunity. Just check-in on your way across the border. It really shouldn't be so difficult to make sure we are letting people with pure intentions cross over on to our side of the border. If this means you will have to fill out a form, be fingerprinted, and questioned, so be it. It is to all of our benefits to make sure this happens, we don't want to let the wrong person (Terrorists for example) across our borders to kill us (American citizens) and you (the immigrant who is here to cash in legally on America's boundless oppertunities).


My employer 3 months ago decided out the blue to terminate my employment on 3 months notice with no disciplinary process & I still have not had a hearing as to why either? I'm currently pursuing my employer through an Employment tribunal for unfair dismissal. However because of this things have become very sower between us so getting a fair reference is not an option untill an outcome from the tribunal has been made. What is the best way around this and with out lying to potential new employers what is the best way of answering their concerns when you make them aware of this fact. Serious answers only please, no time wasters please

Quit trying to step around the bad reference and be the first to explain the situation to the potential new employer.  Stick to the facts, if asked, and leave out personal feelings.\n\nI've been in your shoes before, and that's what I did.\n\nWhen I applied, I explained very briefly on the application that my previous employer and I parted on unfavorable terms, and would enjoy the opportunity to discuss with them.\n\nI don't think I was overlooked by any company due to thus statement, a few asked about it, and we had a brief discussion of the issues involved.  When they checked for the reference and my statements and the response from my previous employer were similar, they understood I was being honest, which was a big PLUS.\n\nDuring this process, I received several job offers.  So, by being honest and being first to deal with the issue, I believe I prevented the "Bad Reference" from having much affect.


I need the basic background of the windsock for my childs school project

I've looked for near an hour and for the life of me I can't the history of it.  I thought it would be pretty simple, but boy was I ever wrong.  I'm sure you already found the sites that make and sell them, not to mention an airplane called a Windsock, but all the help I can give you today is good luck.  Sorry I couldn't help.  But I had to give you some sort of answer because nobody else has posted anything.


Catholics, Jewish, Hindus, Muslims, Wiccans & the many off-shoots of these, Farsi, Protestants, Orthodox, Jains, Coptics or the 100's other beliefs from the Artic Eskimos to the Jungles of Borneo, all believe is some form of worship to sustain their spiritual being. Be it a Supreme God-head (with several hundreds of "saints" / "gods & goddesses" / prophets / etc to support them), but what is your opinion or belief?  Do you have a belief and if so, what is it about your religion that gives you strength to carry on the day, in the knowledge that your God is with you?\n\nWhat is your opinion? do not believe in a God, as such.  But almost all religions have either an "after-life" or some form of "reincarnation" to "heaven" or "hell" or return to the earth for another try, until you get it right this time!  What is your opinion

mine is simple. i believe in mother nature. i believe that there is a final resting place for souls if you will, but that you won't get there until you learn all of your lessons in each life. as far as the strength to carry on i just look out my window and see the trees and the animals.\n\nand as for the ghosts..yeah i used to see my grandfather in our old house. i'd be in my room watching tv or something and he'd float on by in my other room(i had two rooms connected).\n\nps-runningman i think he wants your personal reasons, not regurgitated words from a website.


How do you make it view sideways instead of up and down like it does right now?

You mean to scroll sideways, or actually turn the page 90o?\n\nTo scroll sideways, set your screen resolution higer than normal, then use a 'PAN' facility if you have one.\n\nTo see it 90o out turn your monitor through 90o.


I may have won the lottery called Euro Millones, international lottery

There is no bank called "Banco de lacaixa"\nIf you type the name of your bank into a search machine (eg.www.google.com) your bank will be shown on a lot of websites.\nIf you type "Banco de lacaixa" in you get nothing.\nThis is a lottery scam.\nFor more instructions go to www.scamomatic.com and follow the instructions..\n\nYou cannot have an international lottery as the gambling laws differ in every country.\nThe scammers say it is "International" so as to cover every country.\nLotterys work like this:\n1)10,000 people pay 1 dollar/euro/pound/yen....etc\nThe lottery company now has 10,000\n\n2) the lottery company holds a draw and gives out 7,000 in winnings (and keeps the profit 3,000)\n\nScams work like this:\n-1)nobody pays money (there is no money to win)\n\n0)a scammer sends out 10,000 spam emails to tell people they have won a lottery they havn't entered.(they pretend they work for real lottery websites)\n\n2)The Scammer asks for your Personal details (be prepared! your inbox is going to be full of emails asking for you personally...and dont get me started on what they are gonna do with your Bank details!)\n\n3)The scammer tells you that you have to pay fees before you can accept the "winnings" (and NO,you cant pay out of the winnings! they dont exist!....silly maga)\n\n4)The scammer manages to con 3 people out of 1000 and gives all his profits to a charity for orphaned goats (he dosn't really...he keeps it ;) )\n\n5)Your inbox gets more mails than help@microsoft.com\nEverything from "You have won anotther sooperdooperlottry" to "CHAN U B A NEXT OF KIN" to "Please join our company,cash our checks,send us the money until your bank realises you are laundering money for us?)\n\nThe moral of the story is...If it sounds too good to be true... It probably is\n\nIf you are still worried aboutit go to www.fraudwatchers.org


Say i bought a stock of a foreign company through the NASDAQ ADR. If the company pays a dividend? Does it get taxed in the foreign country as well as in the US? If so, how to avoid double taxation?

yes, often it gets taxed before it hits you...and then gets taxed again. NOKIA is probably a favorite example here in the US...widely held, widely known.\n\nYou will be offered the chance to claim the foreign tax paid as a deduction or as a credit. A credit will be worth more to your bottom line. There is a line item on your taxes that will ask SPECIFICALLY if you paid any foreign tax. THAT is where your entry goes. Good luck.


The freezing point of a solution is always lower than that of the pure solvent.Since coffee creamer or sugar are solute masses in a pure solvent like water the freezing point of the solution is less than 0 deg Celsius


need to terminate a corporate secretary and remove frome payroll.

I personally do NOT know... but I work with GoSmallBiz and Pre-Paid Legal Services and offer a plan that not only can answer all those technical questions but also help you deal with any legal issues like compliance and debt collection and provide tax assistance, marketing and IT/technology help. Plus we provide you with free advertising and a 4 page website. This really depends on which state you are in too, because we offer different plans in different states and No plans in a few states.\n\nTake a look at this site, if you like you can view a video, and if you want to get the plan that fits you, you can (the most common plan is about $2.50/day). And if you really want to get down to it you can call me with the number from the site. I'd appreciate a call anyway if you choose a plan.\n\nBy the way, my name is C.J. Green


i would like to know the websites for the jail in lawrenceville, Ga and pell city, AL jail and also Douglas county, GA Jail, hopefully they have listings of arrest warrents. please get back to me as soon as posible if you have anything, i feel like iv looked everywhare and and i cant find anything!

Call a local bail bondsman if you want to know about a warrant.


I have a library going on in my bathroom and I would just like to know if anyone else outhere does as well.

All the time...it's my chance to catch up!!!!  lol


HAVEN'T PURCHASED ANYTHING FOR A LONG TIME AND DON'T KNOW WHAT MY BALANCE IS ??

First it is paypal not palpal, login at paypal.com and look up your balance. If you do not remember your password you will have to go through the normal steps, enter the info you know, they e-mail it to the e-mail addy on record.\nGood Luck


makes me wish I had tried out...Had I known I would have

YEAH THAT DOES SEEM UNFAIR. HECK IF I KNEW I WOULD HAVE TRIED OUT TO. WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS FROM? I JUST THOUGHT THAT THEY GET TO GO TO THE PREMIRES FOR FREE.


I'm trying to lose wieght but it seems that i'm still eating too much.

Dear Righteous,\n\nIt is wise of you to observe that your environment is inspiring you to eat more.\n\nMany people do not ever achieve this particular wisdom.\n\nTwo things can happen:\n\n1. The easy part: you can change certain things about your environment such as using TV sparingly, avoiding places where food is the center of attention, making new friends who place value on physical health and fitness, and other ideas you might come up with.\n\n2. The harder part: you can change the way you respond to your environment ... learning to focus on what you want rather than on what you don't want, nurturing your inner emotional life so that you don't "live to eat", and other inner-life oriented changes.\n\nGood luck on your new venture.


how long did it take you to learn how to pierce? what is the most difficult piercing to do? how long were you an apprentice?

I was actually gonna help my friend... \nPiercing is easier then tattooing...\nI am an artist and it was kinda hard for me\nI was actually not an apprentice at all, I just kinda hung out alot there at the tattoo shop.


Do you think most people have a homosexual experiances during their teens? I did. Did you? Where you confused? What was it like. Does this make me gay? -Sorry scatterd thoughts I am very confused about the whole situation...

no you are not gay..... everyone who is normal will have one if not think about doing it!!!!!  but we love you anyway


On the sims 2 for your computer,Say you are playing sims and you are on this family but you want to change there name and what they look like,can you do that? and if you can how? :s i realy would like it if you could post an answer NOW! thanx xxx

i think u just can change your sim appearance .. click the mirror then change appearance .. i don't know if we can change their name .. just try it ..


Someone possing as a p.b.r says he is/was in p.b.r.a.\nIs this person honest?

According to http://pbrnow.com/riders/ there are no active riders by the name of Lott.


I have some serious problems. I just removed a very important text file today, and unfortunately I also removed everything in my recycle bin. Please tell me a way that I can get it back.

Hi\nDownload software named Tune Up Utilities 2006(Tune Up undelete)\nfrom Download.com or http://www.tune-up.com/link/?app=tu2006&target=main it's a very good software which can delete Trash forever or to recover anything which u have deleted before it also can clear incorrect registry entries and can keep up ur RAM just download it it's gr8


I am writing a persuasive writing piece for my language arts class. I need your opnion whether or not adopting an african child that is in need or that has no home or no parents is a good idea. WOuld you adopt the child?

I would and will be adopting an Ethiopian child within the next 2 years. Ethiopia is the only country in Africa willing to allow adoption of their children. At least that is what I read somewhere. And every child deserves a home, whether it be abroad or here in the states.


I am interested in propagating some blueberry and raspberry bushes from other plants that I have and I am wondering if it is as hard to propagate from cuttings as the experts make it seem.  I have propagated other plants from cuttings but I was looking online today for how to best propagate blueberries and raspberries and it seemed that all of the sites online made it seem really hard.  If it's not that hard what is the best way to do it?  I live in eastern Pennsylvania.

its very easy some amount of sand & compost (made from animal waste) thoroghly spoiled. mix them in equal quantity and add some water in it to keep it wet. now just deep a part of cutting in it where you want roots to come. also a solution come here in india's market if this not work.


But you are not sure how to ask, do you do it in an indirect way? if so, how?

make a person smile a couple of times, laugh a couple of times and you throw thier receptivity switch in thier personallity to the on position. with this done just deliver the question as if it was something that you needed thier personal advice on and most people will divulge almost anything. they may shoot it straight from the hip or the more shy will give it as a "third" person or "hyperthetical" scenario but we can all read between those lines lol ;o)


I am getting very discouraged. Should I consider going back to school? (I am looking for receptionist work)

If you want to go back to school and get a secretarial certificate that will probably increase your chances of getting work.  However, you may need to expand your job-search horizons:\n\n- Always wear business-casual clothes and carry resumes, so that if you notice a 'Help Wanted' sign you can apply immediately\n\n- Network.  Talk to your friends, family and former colleagues.  Let them know you're looking for work and tell them to spread the word.\n\n- Read ALL the newspapers in your city EVERY DAY!  Look online and keep your eyes peeled for advertisements when you're driving.  Go to career fairs whenever possible... every company needs secretaries so even if the fair is for engineers or doctors, get out there and give them your resume anyways!\n\n- Find out if your local government has job-search resources like job databases and interview-skill classes.  \n\nWhen you apply for a job, always dress in professional clothing.  Ask to speak to the manager, and give your resume to him/her directly.  Shake his/her hand confidently and look them in the eye.  Be prepared to say why you are the best candidate and how your background/education/skills would prepare you for work as a receptionist in their office.  Do you have knowledge or experience that would be relevant in that particular situation?\n\nIf that doesn't work, look at your skills and see how they could apply in different situations.  If you have a good phone voice and experience answering phones, you could work at a call center.  If you're got experience greeting customers you could try working retail.


Can someone solve my problem please.\n\nI live in Bay area.. I take shower in hot water and use Dove Soap.  I started feeling itchy two weeks ago when I was in Bay area.  Now I am on a visit to Midwest and the feeling continues specially in the evenings.  Some one please suggest why this happens and the remedy Thanks.

calming cream should take it away but im not 100% positive. maybe its the water. sike ok i dont know. but calming cream yeahhhhh


Or is it just me that thinks this whole issue is completely overrated?

Very over it-let them stay in africa.I used to be so into gossip and tabloids,after katie holmes alien landed...I just dont care anymore


I've been playing basketball, running and jumping I'm still more active than most people my age. However, when I'm relaxed or just walking places my bones and ligaments sometimes feel very weak. I also lift weights too. Could I be really too hard on my body? I'm 28 years old and I feel like I'm 55 sometimes.

The more you use it, the more you wear it down. Joints, cartilage, ligaments. All fair game for rapid deterioration. \n\nI'd go to the doc and see what he/she recommends for your daily activity for your age.


I own my own small business (LLC), I am the only employee.  I'm trying to find out how much state income tax I should send in quarterly to avoid having a tax bill at the end of the year.\n\nThanks.

I would do an "estimate" of what you think your entire income for 2006 would be and match that up against what the current tax rates are to figure out what you need.\n\nIf you are truly concerned or have cash flow issues, you might want to check with your local accountant about being paid a salary and increasing your withholdings to the state, even at last payroll of year-end.\n\nTo the best of my knowledge, the government considers withholdings as being paid "evenly" during the year, even if they were remitted in a December payroll.  That way if your income does increase you will not have to worry about underpayment penalties. \n\nGood luck.


my cousin told this boy i was cheeting on him his friend convince him to break up with me so he did and i start going with somebody else and they start calling me the person name my cousin told them i was cheating on him with and playing games like putting the teedy bear i gave him for v-day and christmas in my locker and playing more games so i finally told them what they wanted to here so they would live me alone they did for a while and then got back with the same mess and want live me alone and keep acking like little boy what should i do

Ok, so you weren't really cheating on him in the first place? But now you've told them that you were, just to make them stop being immature? Wow.\n\nOkay, lemme tell you a secret. Boys are more immature than girls. They will continue to be immature, even into their late 20's, especially about relationships. And some never grow out of it.\n\nNow that we've got that out of the way, what to do about the current situation? One, you could try talking with your ex. One on one, face to face. Tell him the truth. Honesty is the best policy (in this case). Ask him why he feels like he has to do these things? And I'm sure that the answer is that he feels hurt on the inside, even if he doesn't admit it. He's hurting or his pride took a huge blow, and that's why he's doing these things to make you upset. Kind of like revenge.\n\nTwo, you could try ignoring him. Don't give him the satisfaction of letting him know that it bothers you. Show him that you're above all that and have moved on. Tell him so.\n\nThree, you can beat the crap out of him... it will make you feel better, but in the end I don't think it will resolve anything. It might make things worse.\n\nWell, those are your three choices. Try and see it from his point of view. Then act accordingly. Choice one is ideal. Two is a little more realistic. Up to you. Good luck.


Stupid, dirty, I don't care. . . humor me!

two migets go to a bar looking for sex, they hook up with two girls and the take them back to there adjoining hotel rooms.\nthe first miget turns out to have a really crappy night because he could not get it up.\nto top it off all he can hear from the next room is...1,2,3 here we go, about every 5-10 minutes 1,2,3 here we go...all night long.\nthe next morning they meet for coffee and the one miget asks the other, how'd it go for you last night. well he says i'm kinda embarrassed but i could not get it up. the other one says you think thats bad i couldn't even get on the bed!!!!


Mine is that stupid six flag commercial where the dude stand on top of the bus

Those stupid commercials for singles like lavelife, livelinks, they show these really cute people but you know their just actors & the people you would end up talkin with are like big looser monsters.


ie can you do atkins and still build muscle? it says on the atkins website you can, as its high in protien, but other studies show you need carbs to start the recovery process. i'd like to know if there are any training methods that allow you to gain muscle lean mass on a low/no carb diet?

In theory you can build lean muscle while low on carbs, it just is very unlikely to happen. Two things need to happen to build lean mass:\n* your muscles need to be in an anabolic state (i.e. a "build up" state), and \n* you need to provide them with the right nutrients (building blocks) to mass up\n\nWhen you're on an Atkins type diet, the second point should be no problem: if your diet is high on proteins, than your body is likely to have to building blocks necessary to construct new muscle tissue, i.e. lean mass.\nThe problem is the first point: to get into an anabolic, muscle building, state, you typically exercise. Cardio type exercise will help you loose fat. Not a bad thing, if you have to much of that. This will also help improve your body composition, as your existing muscle mass will be paired with fewer and fewer fat.\nHowever, cardio exercise will not help you build new muscle. Only strength training will do that. And herein lies the problem: you need lots of energy to do strength training. The theory behind Atkins is that you can derive energy from burning stored body fat. However, the reality is, that most people find it hard to impossible to do so. Most people on Atkins find that you can derive enough energy through fat burning to hop on the treadmill for 30 minutes, but not enough to hit the weights seriously enough to build muscles.  Only carbohydrates seem to give you the energy boost that allows you to do serious lifting.\n\nBody builders, when preparing for a contest, always face the task of having to build lean muscle, while loosing the fat they accumulated in the off season. I don't know of any such athlete who uses Atkins for that.


I turn polar bears white \n\nand I will make you cry. \n\nI make guys have to pee \n\nand girls comb their hair. \n\nI make celebrities look stupid \n\nand normal people look like celebrities. \n\nI turn pancakes brown \n\nand make your champagne bubble. \n\nIf you squeeze me, I'll pop. \n\nIf you look at me, you'll pop. \n\nCan you guess the riddle? \n\nNote: The right answer does not get 10 points because I don't know what the answer is. The one that seems to make the most sense will be chosen as best.

The answer is simply "no".\nThat's why kindergarteners can answer it...\nLook here: http://teensetc.com/0F/0D/BI/index.shtml\n\nAlthough the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with "time".\n\nThe last part of the riddle, "If you squeeze me, I'll pop.\nIf you look at me, you'll pop." is actually from an old riddle which had the answer "bubble". (if you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)\n\nAnd the answer "pressure" came from a kid or someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white.


The first person to answer correctly gets 10 points.\n\nLa primera persona que puede calcular hacia fuera lo que dice ésta en español voluntad recieve diez puntos y la mejor respuesta. Hacer la buena suerte en intentar calcular esto hacia fuera. Primer uno a contestar correctamente es guarenteed la mejor respuesta.

Oh, my! I am a native Spanish speaker myself and I found it difficult to understand.\n\nTo begin with, "figure out" is translated here separately, not as a phrase. So "figure" has taken the mathematical meaning, and "out" is translated as in "The dog is OUT of the house".\n\nSecondly, "ésta" is only one of the different translations for "this" into Spanish. Here, the correct form would be "esto", but the automatic translators wouldn't know that.\n\nThen "will" is an auxiliary for the future, but in Spanish we don't use auxiliaries. We use a simple verbal form. But, since you misspelt "receive", the computer program didn't understand what you meant, and it translated "will" as in "Last will and testament", that is, as a noun. And of course, it left "recieve" as it was. "Will receive" translates as "recibirá".\n\nAs for "hacer la buena suerte" it is totally beyond me what on earth you may have typed to get that.\n\nThen, you don't say (in English) "First one to answer". You say "The first one to answer". Possibly that would have rendered a better translation from the program.\n\nFinally, you spell "guaranteed", in English. You mispelt that, and your program didn't work there either.\n\n\nBelieve it or not, this is not to laugh at you. This is to show how dreadfully bad these programs are, and that you should get a human tranlator to do your translations.


I like" Bring 'em on." and "Good job Brownie".

"The question is: IS our children learning?"\n\nNot if they're following your lead, Mr. President...


We have a friend graduation med school.  Are there certain gifts that medical students wish or hope to get upon graduation unique to their profession?

I think most medical students would have all the equipment they need by now (i.e stethoscope, coat etc).\n\nHow about something they can use on the job that will remind them of you when they are pulling double shifts etc!\n\nMaybe a nice fountain tip pen, or an original silk tie, a watch. Something sentimental.. get it engraved for something a bit more special.


for credit and debit card abuse,id theft,and ibc

1st offense you might skate by with probation and restitution, if not you are looking at some time.


ACK!! dont!  That speed of weight loss could cause all sorts of problems, from stretch marks to blood pressure to pre-diabetes!  Talk to a doctor if consistant portion control, calorie reduction, and/or increased exercise really hasn't worked.  I mean, we've all tried dieting for a week or even a month, but for it to work, you have to stick with it longer.


You won't!\n\nIf they (Heinemann) did that then people would simply download it for free and the company would lose sales.\n\nYou can get sample pages from their website, for example:\n\nhttp://www.myprimary.co.uk/programmedetails.aspx?pid=8&sid=313&ssid=1864&tab=3&control=programmesamplematerial.ascx&programme=New+Heinemann+Maths\n\nBut that'll be it!  Sorry!


The first two letters could be the same.


Have you ever had a guy fart while you're giving him oral ? If so, what was your reaction ?

No i have not had this happen to me but if it did, i would stop...no if, ands, or buts about it.


where Ican get REAL PLAYER PRODUCER V.10 in full mode and freely so don't put the site of realnetworks\nplease help me in finding it\nnote: I use v.8.5 but it is very stupid version

Personally I wouldn't let Real Player near my PC, but if you must, try this site:\nhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/audiohelp_install.shtml\n\nFirst, I'd suggest you read this...\nhttp://jogin.com/weblog/archives/2004/02/29/real_obnoxious\n\nGood Luck!


is it illegal to go around my house and look for old books then take them back to borders for a free store credit?

Yes, it's wrong. I can't imagine they would give you store credit without a receipt.


besides wrestlers? i wonder what is there secret?

They eat a diet consisting mostly of fish and vegetables. As the American culture permeates their diet they are becoming heavier.