That's a difficult question to answer, in that we would have to develop experiments to test if our theories were correct. If we had an idealized 'stasis field' (a container or defined zone in which time could be prevented from passing), we might be able to perform experiments to determine whether the things inside were still subject to entropy or whether they were removed from the general entropy gradient. The current prevailing theories hold that the contents of a stasis field (or container) are unaffected by entropy. This leads to the concept that entropy might be stripped from the events which cause it and transferred from object to object or from place to place, leading to unexpected catastrophes for no apparent cause. Once more, these things are difficult to determine.


I am looking for a non-profit charitable organization similar to "Locks of Love", for children, that provides hairpieces for adults.

You can try emailing the Locks of Love people at info@locksoflove.org to see if they have any information on an organization like this. They would probably have the best resources and connections in this area


how do i explain to my classmates with right reason to convince my friends the reason if it is safe to be in a car if lightning were to strike? do you have any idea?? my classmates are around 15years for your info...

READ PATEINTLY.. IT MAY APPEAR LONG BUT I GURANTEE YOU SATISFACTION....\n\nyes it is safe....\n\n\nBUT NOT BECAUSE OF RUBBER TYRES..... REMEMBER...\n    \n    NOT BECAUSE OF RUBBER TYRES...\n\nActually when lightening strikes earth surface the charge is in search of the shortest path (least resistance path) to reach the zero potential surface that is earth. Now a car with metallic body is a very good thing to provide that short route to the ground. Same concept as that of a "lighting rod" placed at the top of high rise buildings which attract the lightning towards it instead of the building concrete.\n\nI assume that you know that A PERSON WILL NOT FEEL ANY SHOCK UNTILL AND UNLESS THERE IS FLOW OF CURRENT THROUGH HIS BODY PARTS...\n\nWhen light strikes on the car top, it will get dispersed in all directions and flow through the frame to the wheel frames and then jump from there to the road through the wet tyres. This short jump (of around 8 cm height), in any case, requires less work than conducting electricity through highly non conductive air for height of about a car (120 cm).. or pass through you head and get out from your shoes...\n\nNow imagine yourself sitting in car... you are not in contact from the top... so when light strikes it has 2 options... either to jump  to your head or flow through the conducting car body... answer is obvious and it will pass through the car body...\n\nNow if my legs are touching the car floor then why not i get a shock then..? so answer again is that now when charge is at the floor it is having a zero potential surface below it and there is no point entering into your body and move unneccesarily upwards...\n\nHope you got it...


How much is TOO MUCH? Focus here is on the actual actions (not of sexual nature but in general). What are the major turn offs that are particularly annoying for you and suggestions to avoid those?

It really depends on the maturity level of the person. If a guy is ready to settle down or be serious with someone, then it shouldn't matter. If he's still "sowing his oats" then too much interest could put him off.


I need to extract text from a picture that has been scanned. What is the name of that application which extracts text from a picture...in case that there is another way to fix it please relate on that....thank ya

(TextBridge , ABBYY Fine Reader) i know those two programs and they are good in extracting text from image files\n\nbest wishes\n\nsince i'm the first to answer you then i desrve the 10 points :))))


persentage to sole sibling and grand children

Parents can leave any inheritance that they want to.  There is not a set percentage.


If Good Friday is considered to be the observance day of Jesus' cruxifiction, why the name "Good Friday"?

In my opinion it is called Good Friday because this is the day when it is remembered that Jesus Christ died on the cross so that we may all have eternal life and if we ask all our sins will be forgiven.\n\nSad he had to go through so much torture and we will never fully appreciate what he did for us.


There were many totalitarian leaders that came to power prior to World War 2. They had common characteristis when it came to controlling their countrry.

Who were they??? Does it matter. Hitler, Stalin, First Disarm then Control the media.


when your husband cheats on his wife with a younger girl that's only 4 years older then is own daughter

I would think it is, but the other person might be considered a minor. You might want to get a lawyer and find about that one. Good luck to you.


well there this guy put he looks at me in a different way then other guys. it was raining and he gave me he's jacket and i fell on him and he hold me does that mean he likes or even more.

I think he like you probably more than like,because why a guy  give you his jacket 4 when its rainy. Therefore he most be in love with you.


you are now in  your final year of a professional education

Are you sure you are graduating? "wirte" sorry just had to....


My girlfriend name is quintonia she is 15year old im 17year old  can my girlfriend be pregnant we use nothing on

Quintonia is a very good girl.  You had better hope like hell you did not get my little sister pregnant.


I feel very hopeless right now.  I have depression and anxiety disorder, and right now I'm feeling pressure from all the work I have to do for school.  I do this a lot, and tend to not work on stuff.  I have an exam Wednesday which I'm stressing about now!  What are some ways to calm myself now and get myself on track to getting my work done on time?

If you try to focus on all the stuff you have to do all at once, you'll probably be overwhelmed and won't know where to begin. Instead, break the stuff you have to do into smaller tasks, prioritize and do the most important things first. Only concentrate on one task at a time. \n\nTry not to procrastinate... I know this is easier said than done, but for me, at least, most stress comes because I put things off to the last minute and then I get freaked out that I won't be able to finish on time. Sometimes if I'm procrastinating (like now) I'll play little mind games with myself and say something like, "you can (insert whatever mind-numbing, avoidance activity you are currently engaged in... asking/answering question on Yahoo Answers, for example) after you've finished your rough draft." But usually once I get started with the work I need to do, that's most of the battle and I won't go back to whatever b.s. I was doing to waste time before.\n\nI know this sounds like it should go without saying, but for a lot of people it doesn't...when it comes to studying for an exam, try to really focus on what you know is most likely to be on the test--what came up most in class, ideas or subjects you came across multiple times, topics on the review sheet (if any). Don't waste time trying to read every word in your text book, or catch up on reading you are behind on, because that won't help you. If you are really behind on the reading, just skim over it.\n\nAs for a long term solution, if you really think you have depression and an anxiety disorder, talk to a doctor. There might be a prescription that would really help you calm down and enable you to work more effectively. \n\nOk, now I need to go take my own advice and do all of the above. Good luck with everything.


my 2 1/2 yr olds father and i have been together of and on for 5 yrs he likes to play cards and gamble untill all hour of the night without calling recently going out to drink or fish with work friends he says i can't make him feel something like affection but he loves me he has stated that he is not attractid to me anymore that his money is his money (i stay home with kids because he says he wants me to stay home) I love him but sometimes wonder if i only want him to stay because it would be to hard to see him with someone elts like why could he want someone elts not me we have only had sex mabye 3 times in the last 5 months and i feel very self contious when we do

I think you should both go to couples counseling to determine the problem. It sounds to me like you shouldnt be together, but counseling would determine that.


It doesn't seem like there's any way to know when the earnings will be updated - am I correct?

There is no set time when earnings are updated, but they are fairly good in updating it at least every hour. There are days though when updates are delayed, and if you check forums such as WebmasterWorld (Adsense section) http://www.webmasterworld.com/forum89/ , you'll immediately be alerted when stats are delayed or if there is something wrong with the login or something as the webmasters participating there are quick to point out problems.


How do I find the constant term that should be added to make this expression a perfect-square trinomial?\n   x2 – 14x

When you say "x2", I assume you mean "x^2" - that's how you say x-squared.\n\nYou have to factor, so use reverse FOIL. Set up:\n\n(__ +/- __) (__ +/- __)\n\nYou know what needs to go in the first blank in each parenth to get x^2 (don't you?), so start there, then addends for -14, then see what happens when you square those addends.\n\nYou can do this.


i like a guy but i dont know if i should ask him out or is that to tacky?

Well I think that if you really like him just let him kno how you feel about him and see wha he says. Maybe you could even ask him how he feels about you. You dont have to ask him out or anything but just talk to him and see how he feels about you maybe he is with someone else right now that he doesnt want to be in a relationship with you right now.


do not reply if you have no experience.\nno religious or moral answers.

You use a color printer and color copier and then you go to a foriegn country and find some hapless victem (because they are unlikely to know what the real currency looks like)to exchange your fake money with real money.  Then you go to the bank and exchange the money you have with the money you want.  For instance, you don't want to counterfiet dollars. You want to counterfiet yens, yauns and pesos for example.


It will not be a shock to me because, Hindu fashions are lovely that, even I myself use such sometimes.  I have seen Westerners wearing fashions of my culture -- Japanese kimono, Chinese qipao and/or Vietnamese aodai (I am Chinese-Japanese), and those Westerners looked nice in those Asian fashions.\n\nThus, why not try the Hindu fashion?  It is beautiful anyways.  What can be a shock to me is an event that I can never forget -- my boyfriend dressed-up in the 16th-century European Renaissance Italian outfit once...an Asian in that outfit...THAT was a shock to me...but I was not upset...just stunned.


After the birth of my second baby, I have my period twice a month.  Whereas before any of my pregnancies, it used to be 24 days which is considered normal.  I'd like to know what might be wrong?  I've gone to my doc and I'll be going through some blood tests.  But I'd like to know if anyone is experiencing or has experienced sth similar.  What can you tell me about this?

similar problem.  the best solution is birth control, the pill form.  your hormones are just out of whack, that's all.


Where do the thoughts originate? Mind or brain? I am not clear about the difference of mind and brain. I know brain is like a computer but where is the mind? Is mind a part of Brain?

The brain is the organ responsible for thought and other functions.  The mind is the abstract concept that is the culmination of all thoughts, not a physical object.


my project is about weather or not it is a good idea to put cameras in schools of not.  i would just like to hear your opinion

No! If you get used to having them around then you wont protest enough when the govt wants to put one in your yard, then your living room and so on. read (if you haven't) these 2 books. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury and 1984 by Gorge Orwell. They are fictional accounts of where the camera in the hall mentality ends up if we let it. Whats amazing to me is how these two books (written many years ago) tell of us.


it is said that one becomes fat by doing sex with his/her partner.is this true?if yes then why does this happen?

Who says that?  Maybe somebody who didn't want you to have sex told you that you would get fat if you did.  That's kinda funny actually, it totally would have worked with me.  \n\nSome birth control pills, etc. cause weight gain due to the hormones they contain.  \n\nSex itself is great exercise and really helps you burn calories.  It won't make you fat!


Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus


Is there a uniform government statute, or does it differ from state to state? Specifically California and Florida.

I know if your a boxer they are considerd lethal


Im currently 22 years old, every girl in my life so far has turned out to be "fake" it seemed great at first but ended up far from it, i don't know what to do, i always have the worst of luck when it comes to women, any help for a guy like me?

it's hard to give advice on that subject, really.  i mean, i guess i could just say that you just have to keep trying.  every guy i've ever met has turned out to be obsessive.  but that won't stop me from going out with others.  i think you need to look at the type of girls you're attracted to.  there could be a pattern there and that's the reason you find they are all fake.  maybe you should try going out with someone you wouldn't normally. you may be pleasantly surprised.  other than that, i'm sorry i can't be of any more help.


She would place salt, bread or cracker crumbs, and a dime in the box and hide it in a kitchen cabinet. When I found it (years later) I ask her what it was. A blessing so we would always have food to eat, enough spice to keep life interesting, and money in our pockets. I know my grandmother also did this when my parents moved to a new home. My grandmother was from Germany so I'm guessing it is a German Blessing. Ihaven't been able to find anything and would love to know if anyone knows about this. Thanks

The custom you described sounds a lot like the old shamanistic Wicca ritual to protect a dwelling, often carried over to Christian culture without the participants knowledge of why they were doing what they were doing, just done because it was always done; or lost origins to time. I of course mean no disrespect to your Oma, and I personally find it charming that She loved you so. Thank you for sharing this interesting finding.


how did you like it?\nTo me, it was a very beautiful song. If you haven’t heard it yet, and want to….Please try to collect it or if you want to, I can send u through e-mail, if u provide me with your e-mail add. I just want to share this nice song with you, hope you will like it.

Me too! Big hit for Perry Como, not Elvis. Different title maybe?


ok i just experienced my first penitration with bursting inside the vagina.  Its not my first time having sex just my first time i actually busted inside with out protection.  I must say it was the single most comforting exciting moment i ever had and im currious to you guys and girls how does it feel for you and do you perfer feeling it inside or do you not like it for some reason please describe the entence moment in full detail im curious if im the only one because to go in there with no hat and just blow was amazing and much better then with a hat on

I agree skin to skin is best sex just remember that AIDS is \na factor in this world


He's a great kid, but he goes non-stop. I'm hoping that he will learn some self-discipline if he takes Taekwondo. He already participates in other team sports (t-ball, soccer).

I believe it will.  My wife and I enrolled our son when he was 5 (bordering on 6) in Tae Kwan Do.  It taught him discipline, to say "Yes Sir", to follow orders, to be a part of an organized group, and to set goals (get from the white belt to the yellow belt to the orange belt to the purple belt, etc).  Those things did not take away his energy, but it has taught him to focus and to have self control.  Try it out for a period of time, you may be surprised.  We've loved what Tae Kwan Do has done for our son (now a few months away from 7 yrs old and having just gotten to a purple belt).


I have an 80gb hd from an old E-Machines.  I purchased an external hd case, and would like to use the hd as external storage.  I know I have to format it to use it, but I can't seem to find it anywhere.  My computer won't recognize it.  How can I format the hd so I can use it?

Sparky's answers would be right, if your computer just "couldn't see" the drive, but that's not your problem.  The drive is being recognized, so you've got a malfunction with either the drive itself, or the external case (probably the case's power supply).  \n\nDrives are "recognized" by Windows if their IDE cable isn't plugged in properly, or they don't have SOME power coming into them.  So, you have another problem.


(The glass kind with the sulphur-smelling yellow liquid in the inside.)

http://www.gagworks.com/ or do a google seach using "gag shops".....hope it helps.


Hi there!\n\nI want to make worksheets for my class which include curves. Does anybody know of any Maths programs where diagrams can be drawn onto worksheets?\n \n                                          Thanks\n                                           Philip

Special math programs are not required.  This can easily be accomplished in MS Word or Excel using the AutoShapes function under Insert / Picture / AutoShapes


when you are awarded best answer, you by definition have given the wrong answer.

I dont think thats a question lol.. 2 points!


My choice-1 Kelly hu (scorpion king)-she’s got both looks & talent, also quite good in action. Maybe it’s her Asian looks that denied her more American roles. I’m a big fan of hers.\n2 Natasha Henstridge –the species star, also an underachiever.

If you think Kate Winslet is a one hit wonder you need to get out more , maybe to the video store, she hasn't stopped working since Titanic (nine years ago) and was already working hard before Titanic. just a selection:\n\nFinding Neverland (2004) \nEternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) \nThe Life of David Gale (2003) .... \nIris (2001/I) \nEnigma (2001) \nQuills (2000)  \nHoly Smoke (1999) \nHideous Kinky (1998) \nTitanic (1997) \nHamlet (1996) \nJude (1996) \nSense and Sensibility (1995)


Matching...\n1. contaminated the atmosphere with oxygen 2.5 billion years ago\n2. uses NADH from the matrix\n3. poisons by stopping electron transport in respiration\n4. acts as the terminal electron acceptor in respiration \n5. the most ancient glucose oxidizing pathway\n6. Produces NADH in the cytoplasm\n7. Couples mechanical energy to ATP production\n8. Generates a proton gradient\n9. Fixes carbon in Photosynthesis\n10. Generates glyceraldehyde 3-phosphate\n\na- cyanide\nb- glycolysis\nc- ATP synthase\nd- noncyclic photosynthesis\ne- citric acid cycle \na- oxygen\nb- triose phosphate isomerase\nc- electron transport\nd- RUBISCO\ne- calvin cycle and glycolysis\n\nIf anyone knows any of these answers, i would be eternally greatful!!!! Thank you soooo much!

1. contaminated the atmosphere with oxygen 2.5 billion years ago\nd- noncyclic photosynthesis\n\n2. uses NADH from the matrix\nc- electron transport\n\n3. poisons by stopping electron transport in respiration\na- cyanide\n\n4. acts as the terminal electron acceptor in respiration \na- oxygen\n\n5. the most ancient glucose oxidizing pathway\nb- glycolysis\n\n6. Produces NADH in the cytoplasm\ne- citric acid cycle\n\n7. Couples mechanical energy to ATP production\nc- ATP synthase\n\n8. Generates a proton gradient\nb- triose phosphate isomerase\n\n9. Fixes carbon in Photosynthesis\nd- RUBISCO\n\n10. Generates glyceraldehyde 3-phosphate\ne- calvin cycle and glycolysis\n\nPS; I hope you get better help; I am not sure of some of these!\n\nIt may be:\n\n8. Generates a proton gradient\n\ne- calvin cycle and glycolysis\n\nand\n\n10. Generates glyceraldehyde 3-phosphate\n\nb- triose phosphate isomerase\n\nIn fact, I am trying to recall if the triose relates to glyceraldehyde.  Maybe you can do a bit more searching?


Well if  I recall in the movie version, that song "I would die for you" by Garbage played. Don't know what act but it was when they killed themselves. The last act? Durr...


The Devil believes in Jesus, so if he repents, can he be forgiven.

We can be forgiven because Jesus died for our sins. Jesus came to earth as a man, and lived a blameless life in order that he could do this for us.\n\nThe "our sins" there is pretty important, as is "as a man".\n\nThe devil is not a man, and therefore his sins have not been paid for by Jesus. Therefore he has to pay for his sins himself - which means that if he repents he still will not be forgiven.


The correct spelling is "statutory." The Dictionary.com entry for the word itself is "1. Of or relating to a statute, 2. Enacted, regulated, or authorized by statute." So statutory rape is rape in the sense that it is recognized as such by a statute; it refers to the charge you would face if you slept with a minor.


i am a christian and she is a brahmin hinddu

If the religion thing isn't a problem, and it's just that you cannot communicate because she speaks a different language, it's time to start studying her language, and have her do the same with english.


I dont understand how someone can say that there is no God but yet fail to realize that Satan used to be an angel in heaven until he got kicked. People these days are so confused and it is sad.

Well, to commence, the framework you are using for your question only accounts for those of Abrahamic faiths.  That's to say there are three major religions that share a common plotline going back to Abraham.  They are Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.  Of the hundreds of religions on the planet outside these three, many fail to have such a melodramatic “good verses evil” relationship or have alternately interesting structures of faith.  So, you could see why many of those would not believe in a devil, but could believe in a god.\n\nNow, among those faiths that do purport the existence of an all-evil figure, there are many which do not practice their faith as taught.  They still consider themselves Christians or Jews or Muslims, but have found fundamental fault with humankind’s influence over how a god's teachings are put into action.  In so doing, they've been left without guides beyond the self, spiritualists, people smart enough to know that there is something quite precious larger than themselves, but unable to articulate that feeling out beyond a natural, balanced, state of neutrality.  In many cases these folk might be closer to the truth than a practitioner and in many cases further from it.  Nonetheless, in the infinite constructs it takes to presume greatness without guidance, a sort of an independent research, many constructs take a shape leaning toward righteousness to such a degree of obliterating evil as an outside source.  To these folks, evil is construct of humankind and personifying anything as a greater source of evil than humankind is a shallow attempt to take the blame off of ourselves.  That said, the opposite also occurs with equal frequency.  Some people are able to make that personification of an evil source, without being able to conceptualize a being greater than that, one which could make all that evil go away.  They are, in fact, only human.\n\nIn Belgium, for instance, in the 80s, the opposite of your question was true. There were many people who believed in God, but did not believe in the devil.  You can see where those folks and the folks you are worked up over, kind of fall into the same basket.\n\nIt comes down to source materials.  If a person derives belief in a god from words above all else, then s/he logically has to believe the remainder of those words.  If instead, a person's belief in a god includes words, but more readily comes from nature or quantum physics or emotions or imperial thinking or consistencies between religions or practices or art or study of other words, then it becomes very easy to formulate alternate spiritualities that neither step on the toes of religious dogma nor fall in regimented concordance with it.  In any case, that is HOW some people come to believe in one and not the other.  Best be careful not to lump the conscientious folks who’ve thought their ways into this positions to be lumped in with the “confused” masses who’ve arrived there out of laziness.\n\nFor you, good asker, though known as Satan, as Lucifer and by other names, the word "devil" was actually taken from mythology that existed in non-Abrahamic religions.  Devils, among their other supposed appearances, were little, red, horned miscreants that caused bad things to happen.  They were just as fictional as gremlins, sprites, trolls, and imps, but we, as Judeo-Christians borrowed that image and that word to better explain Satan because it was something that the people already knew about from drawings.  So, in a linguistic sense, if you believe in the devil, you are believing in something that doesn't exist and therefore the person best suited to answer your own question.


I took a 50/50 hit with a marlboro light cigarette without knowing it. My allergies were acting up, and I just wanted a cigarette. They took it out of the pack, handed it to me, and I had the whole thing... later, I started feeling funny... and then I thought: "Man, I don't think this is a normal cigarette....and I have a drug test in two days."\n\nSo basically, any advice?

Actually, if you are not a regular user it will only stay in your system for a day.  That is of course assuming that they are doing a standard urine analysis, a hair folicle test has greater longevity.  If you drink a few cups of water the night before and morning of your test, you'll have no problems.  If you are lying about this and you use all the time, there are a few over-the-counter products that you can pick up in any pharmacy for about $40.  Don't go overboard, if your urine comes out clear then you've obviously done some preventive maintenence and someone will ultimately have suspicions.  Good luck.\n\n\nAND DO NOT NOT NOT DRINK BLEACH...some foolish little girl advised this...for the love of god DONT!!!  One drop of bleach diluted in a bucket of water is still enough to make you violently ill.  Straight bleach will burn a whole in your throat and be potentially fatal.  Just read the label on the back of the bottle.


What am I gonna do to increase my height?

Try hanging upside down from the celing with some weights in your hand.


question is not clear correct? yes, to explain my doubt also so tough, better if you fill in the blank below it may answer me.\n\nquestion: _______son are you to your father/ mother?\n\nanswer: I am the second son to my father.\n\nyou got my question?

You got a way with words buddy.  3rd son of my father.


Chorus goes  "If I were you holding the world right in my hands. first thing  I'd do is think that stars above for the world I love,......" Who does this song and what is it called?

Hoobastank -- "If I Were You"\nAlbum: Every Man For Himself


what does this mean?  got it on a text message one night

It's a Filipino word. "punta kanadito" or "punta ka na dito" means "come here already". "Asakana", actually this is a  shortened form of "Nasaan ka na" it means, "where are you at?"


anyone had surgery for this? if so how long did it take to recover?men and women can answer


I just recently gave up custody of my daughter because I wanted to further my education and work and cant afford to pay noone to watch her...I was struggling day to day wondering if I was gonna have money to buy diapers or food to feed her...She deserved a life that I am unable to give her at this moment...I am only 19 and a single mom...But I do get to see her whenever I want to...Please Help me and let me know...Sincerely, A Loving and Caring Mother

Doing the right thing is doing what's best for the child.  Your child deserves a good life and if, as you've said, you can't provide her with that, you did the right and brave thing by giving her an opportunity to get a good life.  You're a better mother than most in your situation.  They keep their kids and then their kids grow up to resent their mothers and themselves for the life they have.  I think you should be proud of yourself, and since you still get to see your daughter, be honest with her about what you want for her.  She'll be proud of you, too!


am I the only one who thinks that the millions ( possibly billions) of $ spent on the space program is a waste.  What the heck are they looking for and how is anything they find up there going to help anyone.

The US spends only a tiny fraction of the budget on the space program, and the benefits from it are fantastic.  \n\nThe computers we use right now would not be possible without the transistor, and transistors were invented as a result of the space program.  \n\nDo you ever watch satellite TV?  How do you think those satellites got there?\n\nDo you ever watch weather reports?  Weather satellites improve forecasting ability immensely.\n\nEver hear of OnStar, the button in your car you push when you need help?  It uses satellites to find and communicate with you.\n\nGPS, the global positioning system.  \n\nEver use Google maps satellite photo option?\n\nThe Hubble Space Telescope has given us enormous insight into the nature of the universe, and continues to do so.  \n\nWe haven't "found" anything useful in space, we found useful things in the pursuit!  And we made useful things.  It's what we as humans do best, innovate, create, and explore.  And we've only begun to explore the possibilities.  Zero-gravity manufacturing opens up all kinds of potential for making better things, like perfectly spherical ball-bearings that would have a million applications on the ground.\n\nKeep in mind that we spend ONE BILLION DOLLARS EVERY DAY on our military.  And that's just during peacetime.  We only spend a fraction of that on space travel, but the return on the investment is huge.  \n\nBut no, you're not the only one who thinks it's a waste.  Unfortunately, there are lots of people who agree, and are doing their best to hold us back from acheiving even more.


I'm just theorizing to myself here, but if time went by quicker, wouldn't maple syrup flow like water? And conversely, if we perceived "normal" seconds going by like years, wouldn't we see water flow like glass?

Yes, but something with a high viscosity in "normal" time would still have a high viscosity reletive to other substances in "fast-world" time.  Like any other form of measuerment, it can not stand alone without reference objects.\n\nSomething flows "slowly" only when compared to things that flow faster than it.  For example when I'm working on low-mass stellar evolution, anything that doesn't take a million years to happen I tend to describe as "a very fast event"


where is he gonna end up now that the Broncos traded their 22nd pick to the 49ers? is he still first round material?

He might end up with the Jets, if DeAngelo is picked earlier. I still believe he is 1st round material, he carried the load at USC, and many people forget about that with the Bush hype. I think at the worst he will be a power RB that can get a few 1000+ seasons, and at the best he can be the next Jerome Bettis.


i am having trouble with the meaning of pathos i know it means " a quality of sadness" or  something along the lines bt can someone use it in a sentance for me? please thanks.

She sat in silence staring out the window, pathos written in her reflection.


i've heard from many people that someday the United States is going to make central america a us colony,,or something like ouerto rico the same as cuba,,well do you think that some day central america( guatemala honduras el salvador costa rica nicaragua panama) will become a us state  or a colony as puerto rico? i mean the whole central america as one us state or as one us colony??? is it possible yes or no,, i wanna know ur opinion cuz ive heard alot from this topic on central america(also becuz USA is planning somehow step by step,, first CAFTA then like magic central america has become a us colony or state??possible or fake??

Those people don't know what they're talking about. Would you give up your freedom and independence? I didn't think so, well, neither will we.  I am from Guatemala and I can tell you that CAFTA was being fought for some groups here, but it was NEVER even implied an idea as absurd as that one.  Pressure groups here were mostly worried about the amount of new, less expensive product coming into the country and the competition local salespeople and companies will have to endure.  \nIn the early political history of my country the whole Central American countries declared their independence together as the Provincias Unidas de Centro America; but they soon realized it wouldn't work as well as they expected and they all went into their separate ways.  Don't believe everything you hear, just because the US is a very strong country does not mean they are after all little countries or that little countries want to join them as a colony.


Someone said this is why hockey goalie Theodore was on finasteride ie propecia, not for hair loss.

I heard some people saying so hence I bought some from this site \n\nhttp://www.abconlinepharmacy.com/ns/customer/master_product.php?masterid=3058&partner=panacea


Going the the final game of the 2009 World Baseball Classic or the 2006 World Cup in Germany, which one would you attend and why?\n\nAs much as I enjoyed watching the World Baseball Classic I would choose to attend the World Cup in Germany because I could take a friend from Germany along with two of his guest to see the final game of the World Cup.

You answered your own question, dude. Germany would be the place to be. You get to go sightseeing...in Europe...and you get to enjoy the fever pitch of some of the most adoring fans in any sport. I love baseball too. But the WBC isn't exactly the insanity that is the World Cup.


depending on the type of spider, you may need to get the skin debraded (they scrape away the affected skin), and then get a shot of hydro-cortizone.  Alot of spider bites, like a brown recluse, cause the affected area to decay to aide the spider in eating it.  The only fix is to actually remove the flesh in that area or it could spread.


I think it's time that we, THE LEGAL AMERICAN CITIZENS, take a stand against these criminals in our country.  They want to protest in the streets?  SO CAN WE!!  And NO, I am not nor have I ever been racist!!  The only racist comments I've heard have been coming from the ILLEGAL immigrants themselves!!  If you're here ILLEGALLY that makes you a CRIMINAL!!  Wake up and smell the roses!  Americans (all LEGAL residents), it is time to unit and stand up for our country before it's too late!!  We are losing jobs to outsourcing and to the ILLEGAL immigrants.  If this keeps up there won't be any jobs left for decent wages!  We need to come together and let our lawmakers know how we feel about this issue!  We are the LEGAL voters of this nation!!  ILLEGAL immigrants, if you want to protest for a better life, go home to your OWN country where you are LEGAL citizens and do it there!  Let's start our own protests and take it to the streeets like they did!  Who's with me???

Anyone here a member of a union.  The jobs they do, these are not jobs that no americans will do, busboy, valet, waiter, etc.  Maybe Americans want to be paid more but hey, when you have a minimum wage, that's to be expected.  \n\nPersonally, I know a lot of international people.  I hear a lot about their problems getting into this country.  To me, illegal immigration is like cutting ahead of all these great people.  Is that fair, hells no, life in mexico isn't great, but the people in mexico can't complain about anything.  They no nothing about hard life.  If we should allow illegal immigration on the basis of them being refugees, then there are millions in Africa who we should bring in first.  There are two ways of doing it, don't let anyone in illegally, or let everyone in.  And I think we would know what happens if we just opened the floodgates.    \n\nIf the people protesting really wanted to be here, wouldn't they have an american flag, not a mexican one.  I'm really sick of the racial preservation.  You want to be proud to be mexican, go be proud in mexico, because if you want to say you're proud to be mexico and you're illegal, you're saying that you're proud you grew up from such filth that you couldn't help but leave(but you still love being from there).


He and his wife both work and they really don't have money problems. The problem is that his wife is not very loving to him. It is almost like they are just in an arrangement and , she only can find what is wrong with everything that he does instead of finding the good in him. What should I tell him, how can I encourage him.

Sounds like your friend still loves his wife. He needs to sit down with her and have a heart-to-heart talk about how her treatment is hurting him. You know ... Honey, I love and I want you to know how I feel when you .... I want our marriage to work. But I can't go on being treated like a doormat. What can we do to make things better? ...\n\nIf that doesn't get through to her I would encourage them to get marriage counseling. If she refuses to go, he should go anyway. It will help him to deal with the pain she's causing him and perhaps give him some insight into why she's behaving this way.\n\nI pray your friend's wife will be open to a loving and honest conversation with him. Barring that, that she'll be willing to go to counseling. Bless you for being such a good friend.


cool..icse is good coz i have done the same...u can always join a junior college...\ni mean if your fine or good at studies then u can join +2 coz in college they actually give u bit pressure so u have to study no matter what happens...at +2 schools u tend to enjoy more than studying...\ndifferent things work out for different people...\nAnd onemore thing,if ur planning to take BiPC then my suggestion is join a junior college..coz cbse portion will actually be different from the portion of EAMCET(which u'll have to give if u have cosen BiPC)\nwhatever u chose...GOOD LUCK!!! do your best.


Ok, the college I will be attending is 25,000 a year and my EFC (expeted family contribution) is 24,700 a year.  They arent really going to make me pay that, are they????????????????????????????

There is hope for you. You may not have to pay any money at all if you try several sites that are free. Also talk to your finicial aid counslor at school. There are grants at the college you will be attending. All you have to do is ask.


I have strong feeling for this girl and the more I talk to her the more hurt I get because she doesn't feel the same way about me. I loose sleep thinking about her and it is driving me crazy. She calls me all the time and even tells me of guys she hooks up with. If there is a problem, I am the one she calls. It is like I am a big borther. As much as I would hate it, I am thinking about telling her that I can no longer speak to her anymore because of the pain this situation is causing me. \nAm wrong for this? Am I being a bad friend? Is it possible for me to just put my feelings aside and continue this close friendship?

Instead of thinking about how bad you feel, because she don't like you the sameway, you should think about how happy you make her when you are there for her and how much she may need you to be there for her. Believe me I is good to have someone to talk to when you have alot on your mind. Just try that and then if that doesn't help let her know how you feel and see where it goes from there.


I tested a controled sample of the "magic gas pill" in its alternate form given to me by a bioperformace "rep" and it left alot of residue in the bottom of the test container and it also showed signs of seperation! As a mechanic and pilot..I would never put that into any vehical! The "rep: was insulting and refused to answer any questions i had! yes..i would call this a scam! Wouldn't you?

Definitely sounds like a scam... gas 'snakeoil' if you will.\n\nWhat are the other things you can do to save gas?


What is the purpose?  You are going to pass them, they probably arent going to acknowledge you anyway, but you just have-ta look !  What is the thought process here?

Nah, I don't just look at them.  I put my face up to the window, my mouth up against the glass, and puff my cheeks out.  Then I wave, and if they wave back, I flip them off.  \n\nOr if it's a really hott chick, I take her to the gun show...well, really, that's just rolling up my sleeves.  Look at those biceps!  Then I blow her a kiss, wave, and explain to my girlfriend what I just did...


And if it did, what would that mean for the life in the universe?

"the universeitnt[sic] cooling, the total energy of the universe is a constant. but everything is in a constant state of increseing entropy, or disorder. but this is also in a constant equilibrium with enthalpy, order."\n\nAlthough the energy in the universe is a constant (probably, let's not discuss antimatter), it is cooling (probably, again), because the same energy constant is spread over more area.  Apply say 400J of heat energy to a litre of water and it will warm x degrees, apply  400J (Same amount of energy) to x degree's, it will warm to a higher temperature. Add water to the second scenario, and you have an expanding universe. The reason space is a little above absolute zero is because heat from the beginning singularity ("big bang" perhaps) has reached the area (background microwave radiation) and has heated this space a little, therefore, I beleive it is likely the average temperature accross the universe must have dropped.\n\nI cannot comment on the likelyhood of S.S.B. due to the falling temperature, but have fun with the formulas on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_symmetry_breaking .


I am fairly new to the dating scene and would like some input.  I have a guy in mind that I am really interested in and we have just really started talking and finding out that we have more in common than we thought.  I just don't want to jump to conclusions and scare him off.

You will just know when the time is right. You will be able to feel it.\n\nBest of luck.


Remember: search done in more than 10's of Billions of pages, serving millions at the same time worldwide!! How giant is that computers?\n\nIs there any way to gain access and make there fast computers process things for us faster than our "dump" pc's?

You can actually download and use Google's APIs.  That's about as close as you'll get to using their massive computers for your own stuff.  Here's a link to Google's code page:\nhttp://code.google.com/


I just started a job, but found out that it was nothing as it was stated as being. I do not feel comfortable there now, because the job has not met any of the expectations presented to me during the interview process. Is it bad to start looking for a new job?

When I found myself in that position, I chose to leave the position and search on my own.  It made sense for me because I found the environment to be very unpleasant, and I had sufficient savings to fund myself during the search.  In reference to "Katie's" comments above, hiring managers like that aren't looking for motivated, independent and confident people, they are looking for people who will come into a company and do as they are told.  You probably don't want to work for such people anyway.


Be stuck on a desert island with everything you need to survive (food, water...etc.) and no one to be around or talk to (family, friends, a bum who calls him self Mr. Jenkins…etc)\n\nor\n\nBe in a big city, living in a small apartment with no money, no nothing and all the people you want around you to talk to (family, friends, a bum who calls him self Mr. Jenkins…etc)

i'd take the former of the two options. i pretty much already do that while still living in a big city. life is very lonesome for me, but it beats the hell out of having to talk to a bunch of idiots everyday. all i need is my skateboard, a few notebooks, and my guitar


This man dated another lady for 7 years before me.  She dumped him because he promised her he was going to marry her.  She eventually moved away but he kept contacting her till she filed a restraining order on him.  He began dating me and we have been together for 3 years.  But I have found out through his x girlfriend that he wired flowers to her a year ago on Valentines Day and last week he emailed her a birthday greeting.  The restraining order was dropped about a year ago, because of some technicality with how the order was files.  His X wants him to leave her alone.  I am not sure what to do.  He will not contact me for days and then out of the clear blue, he will call or email.  If I confront him about this, he will get angry and make me look like the witch.  What should I do?  He has been out of state for the past few days on business but I think he will contact me today being he is coming back today.  Should I talk to him or ignore him like he has ignored me?  Any advice?

It sounds like he still loves his ex and obviously can't take the hint that she wants nothing to do with her. I would say you need to ignore him awhile then try to talk to him again about the ex, if he gets mad then straight out tell him that he either stops with the cards and flowers to the ex or you will be gone, why stay with someone when their heart is with someone else!


This is the third year in a row birds have tried to nest in this tree and the last two years their babies did not make it.  Last year it was robins, this year it is pigeons.  I really want these baby pigeons to make it.  How can I keep them safe ?

Judging by your use of the word "babies," it is apparent that you have elevated pigeons to a higher order on the grand scale of life.  Your motive is admirable and your heart is warm, but remember that nature takes care itself.  Everything has to eat.  It's been that way for a long time.  You should not try to interfere with the food chain.  Unless pigeons have been put on the endangered species list, I would just sit back and hope for the best.


my adaptor is a toshiba T3 410 PME, an old laptop.\nwhich new adaptor should i choose, higher voltage-higher ampere, or lower voltage-lower ampere? \nwill it harm my computer in the long run?\nthx alot

you need to find one that gives u enough of the voltage and ampage, as most of the universal ones, do set them selfs to what your laptop needs, and are generally cheaper than the manufactures ones (you just need to know if your laptop falls in the range of what it can supply.\n\n\nif you want manufacture adaptors you could look here for toshiba adaptors http://www.portables.co.uk/acatalog/Toshiba_ac_adapters.html


For instance, When the Spurs surpassed the Mavericks, the Mavericks went down to #4 in the conference even though they have the 2nd best winning percentage and the 2nd best winning record, I thought the Mavericks would be #2 in the conference. How did they get to #4. I do not understand how that works.

It is like this\n1. Division winner with the best record\n2. Division winner with the 2nd best record\n3. Division winner with the worst record\nThen it goes by record till the last seed.


MIght be polynesian, fijian or other south east asian

I think it's Samoan and means something like "Good luck in your day and work."


solar systems how many gallaxy's like ours

If your question is : "how much space is in the solar system?" --\n\nThe solar system is a sphere occupying approximately 7.244^29 (7.244 followed by 29 zero's) miles\n\nIf that's not your question then I don't have the foggiest notion of what you're asking.


cracked me up\n_______________________________________________________\n\nThis is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little! \n\nOnce upon a time\n~~~~~~~~ \nin a land far away, \n~~~~~~~~ \na beautiful, independent, \n~~~~~~~~ \nself-assured princess \n~~~~~~~~ \nhappened upon a frog as she sat \n~~~~~~~~ \ncontemplating ecological issues \n~~~~~~~~ \non the shores of an unpolluted pond \n~~~~~~~~ \nin a verdant meadow near her castle. \n~~~~~~~~ \n\nThe frog hopped into the princess' lap \n~~~~~~~~ \nand said: " Elegant Lady, \n~~~~~~~~ \nI was once a handsome prince, \n~~~~~~~~ \nuntil an evil witch cast a spell upon me. \n~~~~~~~~ \n\nOne kiss from you, however, \n~~~~~~~~ \nand I will turn back \n~~~~~~~~ \ninto the dapper, young prince that I am \n~~~~~~~~ \nand then, my sweet, we can marry \n~~~~~~~~ \nand set up housekeeping in your castle \n~~~~~~~~ \nwith my mother, \n~~~~~~~~ \nwhere you can prepare my meals, \n~~~~~~~~ \nclean my clothes, bear my children, \n~~~~~~~~ \nand forever feel \n~~~~~~~~ \ngrateful and happy doing so. " \n~~~~~~~~ \n\nThat night, \n~~~~~~~~ \nas the princess dined sumptuously \n~~~~~~~~ \non lightly sauteed frog legs \n~~~~~~~~ \nseasoned in a white wine \n~~~~~~~ \nand onion cream sauce, \n~~~~~~~~ \nshe chuckled and thought to herself: \n~~~~~~~~ \nI don't freakin think so. \n \nDEFINITELY MY KIND OF FAIRY TALE

Very cool!  I love the irony in it!  Best not to mess with that Princess!


When you look for proxy servers, you get your anonymous proxies separate from elite proxies but elite proxies are always faster. Does this mean that elite proxies are not anonymous?

Elite proxies are a much higher level of anonymity. No one knows that your even using a proxy server.


I am a 33 year old male who stands 5'11" tall and weight 145 lbs. I think i have a high rate of metabolism and my heart bear rate is also very high ( 90+ during normal conditions).\nPlease let me know what diet I should eat and exercises I should do to gain weight and muscle and also reduce my rate of metabolism.\nThank you all who wanna help me out

You should do some weight training and also get lots of body rubs which will help you bulk up.  Also eat lots of Protein like steak and lots of carbs. Plus you can by weight gaining drinks at like GNC.  They are protein shakes mainly. Drink about 3 a day plus eat 3-5 meals a day.


This Easter I went to a girl which I love .Her sister told me that I should visit them more often.Does it mean that she aproves the fact that I love her sister or what does it mean ?

It means that she thinks you should visit them more often.  How much more plain and simple could she have said it?


Many people (well me) wonder why people like Bill Gates, Donald Trump etc... have all this money they will never spend in a lifetime, or their children, or grand children will ever spend. Why do they not help people in need and many countries in need. Ponder on this.... ? Do you think if u were not aquainted with them you could actually call them up and say hey my utility bill is due can i borrow about $300.00 and they'd say sure why not. This subject truely bothers me and i always wondered what people might think of this themselves. GIVE ME YOUR INPUT!

they should give more to the deserved ones


I have breast and the nipple doesn't stand out. It feels if I just have breast.

HELLO I THINK YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTER THAT SOUNDS LIKE INGROWN NIPPLES THAT IS SOMTHING THAT A DOCTER CAN TELL YOU MORE ABOUT,MY COUSIN HAD THE SAMR THING HERS IS BETTER NOW,SHE HAD TO TAKE SOME KIND OF PILLS OR SOMTHING.DONT BE WORRIED JUST SET AN APPOINTMENT AND THE DOC WILL MAKE IT BETTER,TAKE CARE,BYE


I don't know, don't tell me, please let me guess. I like surprises. Are you animal, mineral, fruit or vegetable? . . . Maybe just a hint?


Something in my mind tells that my IUD, I got put in a year ago, is not right for me. Have any women had any problems with their IUD? Looking for some symptoms that might give me a clue that I need to get the IUD removed. I have the copper IUD. Thanks for your help.

Pain and bleeding are the leading reasons for removal. An FHI study involving 10,000 women using the Copper T found 5 percent had the device removed because of pain or bleeding. While significantly better than earlier IUDs that are no longer widely used, copper-bearing IUDs cause an increase in menstrual bleeding. This usually is not a medical problem. Typically, bleeding declines after several cycles. Prolonged and excessive bleeding is rare. Because prolonged and excessive bleeding increases the risk of anemia, women who experience these side effects should use iron tablets. Nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs, such as ibuprofen, may reduce pain and bleeding.


As I understand it, most Japanese folks don't eat that much whale meat, so whay do they keep taking so many whales? Japan's desire for whales is so strong that they will enter Antarctic whale sanctuaries to hunt for whales, despite international protest, Greenpeace, etc. The newly developed methods for killing the animals seems cruel - explosive-tipped harpoons that rupture the internal organs, and killing of calving cows, leaving the calves to starve - seems very un-Japanese. Big, powerful countries ignoring international pressure is common, but it does not make it the right thing to do. How about it, Japan, what gives?

Shortly after WWII, when the country was starving and struggling for nutrition, whale meat was all they had. So a lot of Japanese people grew up on it. It was served in their school lunches, and those people ended up serving it to their own children. They're used to having the option of whale meat, and it seems so normal to them that being told to stop eating whale seems outrageous, especially to the older Japanese people. What if, one day, Americans were told to stop eating beef, and not because of some immediate threat like mad cow disease? Wouldn't people keep doing it anyway? The truth is that most people, no matter what country they're from, are incredibly short-sighted. And as long as there's a market for whale meat (legal or illegal), there are still going to be whalers out there.\n\nMaybe once the whale-eating generation dies off, we'll have more luck trying to convince them to stop.\n\nEdited to add: The problem of whaling is not so much the cruelty (though that's horrible too), but the effects that whaling has on the ecosystem. See the link below or just do a search for "whaling" and "ecosystem."


I was MAJOR pro-life for as long as I can remember. But after I educated myself a little, and learned some more, I saw there was a gray area, not so black and white. I wondered if anyone else shared this thought:\n\nMurder by definition is the illegal taking of a life. As long as abortion is legal, it's not murder, right. So isn't that a scare tactic by pro-lifers? (I still consider myself pro-life, but think uneducated ones give the rest of em a bad name) Any other pro-lifers, or pro-choicers that believe in gray areas?

abortion being legal doesn't take away the fact that to abort the baby is to kill it. legally, i suppose you're right, it's not murder - but it's still killing. i'm pro-life but i believe abortion is morally ok up until the moment a heart beat can be detected. i don't believe in any abortion after that, even if the child is a product of rape or incest. it's not the baby's fault it was conceived in such a disgusting way.


hes is a newly convert to christianity and i want to know the wesite of his ministry that he started here in kenya.


A social hug is limp and barely the shoulders are touched.  A real woman hug is strong, chest against chest.\n\nWhen a woman gives you one, she is saying...\n\na) You like me, you can get more of me if you want.\nb) Look what do I have and you are missing.\nc) I'm so tender, and you looks as if you need some.\nd) I'm sexy, and you are asexual for me.\ne) ...?

When I hug a man and press my chest against him, that ususally means feelings are involved. If he is my boyfriend, it's an "I love you" hug. If it is a guy I am interested in I'm saying "don't I feel so good against you? Let me know if you want more"


Just a thought I had yesterday when I heard Beth. If so, WTF?

Not according to the band.  Ace Frehley wanted to make them look like lightning bolts, without knowing or thinking of the SS or Waffen-SS.  He thought it looked cool.


For example, we say we are going to freshen up.  Why up?  Listen up.  Why up?  Some are logical, like heat up and cool down, but some just don't seem to have any reason.  Why do we mess things up?

They are actually called "phrasal verbs" and yes, they cause foreigners like me a lot of trouble. Think about it, you'd ve had a fight with your best friend, you want to make up but you forget and say that you want to make out. Not bad if they are a pretty girl, but what if they are a guy? Akward....:-) \n\nTo answer your question, I don't know, English is weird enough without it...


There's a christian song that i like but cant remember the name of. I can only remember one line: "called life and liberty" Help??????? Also, there's another song that i can't remember the name. Here's the part i remember: \n"i love you more than the sun and the stars"

I'm not so sure about the first one, but the second song that you're thinking of is:\n\n"More" by Matthew West.


What factors have caused the popularity of Islamic fundamentalist movements in the Middle East and North Africa?

The biggest factor is the meddling by the US in political and social affairs in the ME.  Most of this came from our incessant need to control nations that have OIL.  We need oil and will do anything to get it.\nWe overthrew and then had killed the Iranian leader Mossadegh and put the Shah in his place.  The Shah was a puppet of the US govt.  THAT is why Iran hates us.\nHowever, the next biggest factor is our unreasoning support of Israel, who was given Arab land and was forced on its neighbors in 1947. Arab leaders warned us about this but Truman ignored them, saying "Arabs don't vote.  jews vote."\nHe forgot about oil.  Oil in 1947 was $2 a barrel....


Please give specific examples and which country does them?\n\nWhat is considered 'normal' behaviour?\nWhat are some customs?\netc...


The laws made by congress known as the blue laws.

Louisiana as a state doesn't have any Blue Laws that I'm aware of, but some of the cities and parishes still do.\n\nBlue laws are prohibitations on commerce on Sundays.  These laws may keep stores from selling some goods on Sundays or may prohibit some stores or establishments from opening.


acess the impact ofthe internet on the growth and direction of the united kingdom and indicate how this might be expected to develop in the near future


I can't go directly  to  yahoo  now,  another  page  comes up before  i  can  get to my  mail.    takes  more time.  how can i  go  back to where i was  before i said   no  cookies.    have  since   said   will accept   all  cookies,  and this may  not be good   either.  computers  are so  confusing   and  i  need  help  learning.   thank you.

Hi generally accepting all cookies isn't a problem however you should definetly goto Microsofts website and download Windows Defender (its free). This will prevent bad cookies from being stored such as cookies that track which pages your viewing for advert purposes. It also protects you from bad websites and general internet nastys.\n\nI'm assuming your using Internet Explorer? Rather than Opera, Netscape etc, if not I'm afriad I cannot help. In Internet Explorer click on the Tools Menu then select - Internet Options - Delete Files - Ok - Ok. \n\nAlso try Tools - Internet Options - Security\n\nunderneath the text "Select a Web content zone to specity its security settings." should be four pictures click on each picture (Pictures should look like globe, screen, tick, and stop sign) and click the button Default Level. Once you have done that for all four pictures click OK.\n\nThen try going to yahoo and logging in again. Your websites will be a little slow because you deleted your cache, thats what a computer uses in this case to speed up viewing websites. Hope this sorts you out.


Any social, personal, public or private question...


Could anyone please answer my question: \n\nWhich of these denote a greater amount in English: "Some" or "a few" ? (Example: Some books and a few books)\n\nThank you very much.\n\nA learner of English.

A few = An indefinitely small number of persons or things: "A few of the books have torn jackets."\nAn exclusive or limited number: "the discerning few; the fortunate few."\n\nSome = Being an unspecified number or quantity: "Some people came into the room." "Would you like some sugar?" "He likes some modern scupture but not all."\n\nSo, 'a few' is an unspecified SMALL number, and 'some' is simply and unspecified number. Therefore 'a few' is less than 'some'.


i'm looking for a flowchart of a medical record within the medical records department

You question really doesnt make any sense. Are you trying to determine where and how a medical record was accessed? This is called requesting an Accounting of Disclosures from the provider. Otherwise, please update your question.


Why is it that some people are reluctant to seek therapy for mental health issues (even when they know that something is wrong, in some cases)? is it fear? denial? How do you help when you know somebody needs to go to a psychologist but they don't want to?

Accepting the fact something is wrong is half the battle. Personally I think trust is another huge issue. Once trust is gone then a lot of people think they can fix the disorder by themselves and end up making it worse.


two hints:\n\n1) anything raised to the 0 power gives 1\n\n2) anything raised to a negative power means 1/the same thing raised to the positive opposite power.\n\nEnjoy your homework.


mine was this old lady who didn't even look human started chasing me in this old wooden house and when i ran outside of the house, i saw her looking at me threw the house's window, and i pacicked and jumped into a lake and hid in a basement thing, and i heard the unhuman lady above me laughing. *shutter*

I dreamed that I was watching some people being tortured, and a woman was having her tongue torn out. Meanwhile, three men were beheaded in front of me, and another was having his brains slowly and literally scrambled. \n\nThen the whole scene changed, and I dreamed that I was at some sort of farm. I went alone into a large room that had a big silver vat in it. Suddenly some machinery started moving, and a black hog was pulled into the room, hanging upside down by its heels. Then it was dropped, fully alive, into the silver vat, which contained boiling oil. The animal was being fried alive, kicking and screaming. I could hear its hooves scraping on the bottom and sides of the vat as it tried in vain to escape. It was jumping up and down and shrieking. Smoke was pouring out its eyes, nose, mouth, and the pores of the skin. It was utterly horrifying. I opened a door and went running out of the building, with the sound of the screaming hog still pounding in my ears. Then I abruptly woke up in a pool of sweat.


Does Penalized Maximum Liklihood Estimation in Logistic Regression produce similar estimates to exact logistic regression.  Can be univariate model or multivariate, can be all dichotomous, all continuous, or a mixture.

1. Go to Google at http://www.google.com/\n\n2. Enter into the search field:\n\nPenalized Maximum Likelihood Estimation in Logistic Regression\n\nor even\n\nFirth algorithm Penalized Maximum Likelihood Estimation in Logistic Regression\n\n3. Wow!\n\nThere are resources such as this from the Oxford journal Biometrika:\n\nhttp://biomet.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/69/1/123\n\nPenalized maximum likelihood estimation in logistic regression and discrimination \nJ. A. ANDERSON and V. BLAIR \n\nDepartment of Statistics, University of Newcastle upon Tyne Manchester\nDepartment of Statistical Unit, Statistical Unit, Christie Hospital Manchester \n\nMaximum likelihood estimation of the parameters of the binary logistic regression model for pr(H|x) is discussed with separate discussion of sampling from (i) the conditional distribution of H given x, (ii) the joint distribution of H and x, and (iii) the conditional distribution of x given H. Difficulties associated with continuous x in the latter sampling scheme are discussed. To avoid these, penalized maximum likelihood estimates are introduced, which give estimates of the logistic parameters and a nonparametric spline estimate of the marginal distribution of x. Extensions to multinomial logistic regression are outlined. \n\nKey Words: Binary logistic regression • Discrimination • Maximum likelihood estimation • Multinomial logistic regression • Nonparametric density estimation • Penalized maximum likelihood estimation • Spline function\n\nThere should be enough there to give you a sense of the answer.


I have astigmatism, I want to find out what brand of contact lenses (even in general) have worked best for you.

If you're looking for a lens that's approved for overnight wear, the only one that comes in a toric (for astigmatism) is Purevision.  Your eye doctor will help you decide which lens is right for you based on the health of your eyes, how often you want to throw the lenses away, if you want to sleep in them, and what you can afford.


Hi!\nI working to an website with macromedia dreamweaver 8. I have made a menubar in fireworks that is the same in most of my website pages. Now i have modified the menu in the index.html and i want to be updated to the rest of the pages. How can i do that?

if you modified the html outside of fireworks, you might need to go back into fireworks and modify the menu and re export it into dreamweaver.\n\nHowever, you might also be able to just select the menu code in the index.html file and paste it into the other files of your website


If you had the chance to sit and talk to any 3 people in the world who would they be???

Jesus, Pope John Paul II, Richard Nixon.\n\nI need to pick more than 3...\nAlexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Jr., Rosa Parks, William Rehnquist, Condoleeza Rice, George Bush (Sr. and Jr.), The Edge from U2, and the guy from school that I never had the nerve to talk to.


*how do you change from one objective lens to another?\n\n*from what position should you look while doing this?\n\n*which objective lens should be in place when you put the microscope away?

I think the last 2 questions may refer to breakage problems. Since objectives are different lengths, switching from a shorter to a longer one could damage the slide and any part of the lens that protrudes. I guess you'd want to be off the microscope and looking at the slide and objective from the side when you change, to ensure clearance. When you stow the microscope, I'd have the shortest lens in place and the tube cranked all the way up.


I hear about Christians saying that when they go through a tough time, they just rely on God's strength to get them through. What does this mean?

they mean the power of God.  Rely on the strength of God to get you through hard times.


I have an idea that can be really huge globally. The problem is, my idea still needs an on going research in order to make it perfect. It needs huge capital to realise it. My idea will be operating in food and beverages industry. Do you guys have ideas what I should do??

From the article "How to Protect Your Idea or Intellectual Property" http://www.powerhomebiz.com/vol81/protectidea.htm here are some steps you need to take:\n\n1. Consult a patent lawyer and check if your idea can be patented. \n2. Keep extensive records tracking the development of your idea.\n3. Conduct an extensive research to find out if there are similar patents. \n4. Document where, how and to whom you showed your idea.\n5. Do your own market research if your idea is marketable\n6. Explore the possibility of developing the product yourself, or licensing someone else to make the product for you. \n\nTo bring your idea to market, you may want to read "How to Get Your Consumer Invention to Market" http://www.powerhomebiz.com/012006/invention.htm \n\nGood luck


I'm wondering if there are any animals whose eyes can zoom like a camera's lense, from wide angle to telephoto.

Raptors (diurnal birds of prey) have a region of their retina that provides a higher level of detail, virtually a zoom-in section.  They use this in spotting terrestrial prey from aloft.


Or is that stepping on Human rights toes.\nWould the US get away with it.\nwho by law could stop them.

That's one traditional way to stop invaders.  But all the immigration criminals ("undocumented citizens") would leave on their own if we confiscated any business that employs them and sell it to competent, non-cheating businessmen without compensation to the economic traitors.


Tim Duncan is nice so i think the Spurs will take em

I think the Spurs will win it in 4 or 5 games...


I'm not overweight or anything, but I just want to lose like 15 pounds.  Could you like please help me and like when you write your answer be like detailed too.  Please try to include good websites too.  THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

Eat moderately, exercise regularly, sleep at least 7 to 8 hours per night, avoid fried stuff.


What do you do if your Gothic and dont believe in god, and you like a girl who does?

If she's really worth your time and you have a lot in common it shouldn't be an issue.  Talk to her, you'll find that you have a lot more in common then you have differences.


what is the URl of a music file and how do i find it


Sounds silly but really ask your self what you want?

Life for now, I still have young ones to teach and make sure they know what they need to know in order to survive. I want to give them the love that no other can give them. The only love that beats a mothers love is God's love. I have people who need my help and things still to learn. Life is about having experiences and gaining knowledge. So I will live as long as the GOOD LORD sees fit then gladly take death, I have loved ones on the other side and it will be just as glorious a reunion as any in life. Death is truly just a continuation from here. Most people don't fully understand that most things will not change in death. You'll still be you, you just won't have your body for awhile in fact not until the resurrection, but death is much better than life in the end because there will be no more sorrow. Death is not the end, it is just the doorway to eternity, in which all must pass through. Every single person will go through it until Christ returns, then things will be different. I take comfort in the knowledge that I have of these things and in knowing that families and friends are eternal. Material things we won't take but the things that truly matter in this life, we'll have forever. SOME THINGS MONEY JUST CAN"T BUY!!!!lol.... get it PRICELESS


she ditches me to hangout with him she took his shirt and wore it the next day.     \nshe lied and i don't want her to get hurt but she won't listen to me or my/ her other friend's advice we're scared for her and she's being a stobburn bitch help she hung up on me because she was french kissing her fucking boyfiend We need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hell yeah!!!  SOunds like she wanted you and your ex to split so she can make her move.  Kick her to the curb girl.


I'm assuming it was a man..lol...cuz why would a woman create this painful fashion on purpose.

Approx. 4000 B.C. \nEarliest depictions of shoes (flexible leather pieces held in place with lacings) in ancient Egyptian murals on tombs and temples. \n  \nApprox. 200 B.C. \nPlatform sandals called kothorni, with high wood or cork soles, become popular among Roman tragic actors. \n  \nApprox. 1000 A.D. \nAt Saxon weddings, father of the bride customarily presents the groom with one of the bride's shoes, symbolizing transfer of his authority over her. The bride's shoe is thrown to the bridesmaids; the one who catches it will be next to marry. \n  \n1154-1189 \nKing Henry II of England popularizes shoes with narrow, pointed toes. Legend says they hid his deformed toes. \n  \n1189-1199 \nKnights of Richard the Lionhearted begin to wear sollerets, downward-curving pointed toes, to keep their feet from slipping out of stirrups. \n  \n1215 \nA law passed in Paris bans university professors from wearing shoes with long, pointed toes. However, shoe toes, a symbol of rank, grow longer and pointier during the next two centuries, culminating by about 1382 in the spiky-toed cracowe. Kings and princes sometimes wore toes 30 inches long. \n  \n1386 \nKnights fighting in the Battle of Sempach in Switzerland are forced to amputate their shoes' long toes after dismounting before they can advance on foot. \n  \nApprox. 1500 \nShoes begin to be made in two pieces, with a flexible upper attached to a heavier, stiffer sole. This leads to the introduction of the heel, devised as a better way of keeping a rider's foot in the stirrup. Heeled boots for men quickly become fashionable. \n  \n1509-1547. \nHenry VIII of England favors wide-toed shoes, sometimes 12 inches across, which had to be stuffed to keep them on his feet. \n  \n1533 \nShort-statured Italian bride Catherine d'Medici, married at 14 to the Duke of Orleans, wears shoes with two-inch heels to exaggerate her height. The high heel may have been invented by Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519). \n  \n1553-1558 \nMary Tudor ("Bloody Mary"), another vertically challenged monarch, wears heels as high as possible. From this period until the early 19th century, high heels are frequently in vogue for both sexes. \n  \nMid-1500s \nAn extreme shoe style called chopines, popular among women in Italy, Spain and France, had pedestals of cork or wood as tall as 24 inches. A Venetian lady wearing chopines needed two servants to help her in and out of a gondola. \n  \n1628 \nPilgrims arrive in the Massachusetts Bay Colony. A law is passed prohibiting "excess in bootes." \n  \n1660 \nFrench shoemaker Nicholas Lestage, so clever at his trade that some accuse him of sorcery, becomes shoemaker to Louis XIV. The heels of Louis's shoes, some decorated with miniature battle scenes, are as tall as five inches. High "Louis" heels are also fashionable for ladies. \n  \n1745 \nMadame de Pompadour, tiny-footed favorite of Louis XV, popularizes high, narrow "Pompadour" heels. Ladies tape their feet to reduce their apparent size and faint at court. \n  \n1793 \nMarie Antoinette ascends the scaffold to be executed wearing two-inch heels. However, in the wake of the French Revolution heels become lower than at any time in the 18th century. \n  \n1794 \nQuincy Reed opens America's first retail shoe store in Boston. Around this period, Marc Isambard Brunel (1769-1849) invents machines for cutting soles and riveting them to uppers. \n  \nEarly 1800s \nFlat shoes and Grecian-style sandals become popular. \n  \nApprox. 1865 \nThe "sneaker" or plimsoll, a canvas-topped, rubber-soled shoe, is invented for badminton and tennis. Ladies' heel heights vary but stay below two inches during the rest of the century. \n  \n1904 \nThe ladies' "pump" or court shoe, a British invention, reaches America. Shoe stores begin to stock shoes with a range of widths around now. \n  \nApprox. 1955 \nTall "stiletto" heels for women's shoes, inv


a couple of weeks ago, i took my girlfriend's virginity, and i used protection, pulled out and everything. my question is, she's having cramps and everything, but has not started bleeding yet and she is worried. is this normal or she i take her to a doctor?


I just asked if lying was empowering or destructive and the responces were a resounding 'destructive'. So then why do we do it if its so destructive.


why the heck do guy like gurls for looks and NOT personality???

Well it depends what a guys intentions are....if a guys intenetion is to get sex fast which is not what most girls would do....then a guy will pick up the hottest girl in the bar or nightclub and wont care about the personality.......but if a guys intentions are a real relationship then he will look for looks and personality believe me...i wouldnt wanna go out with a bit.ch and feel uncomfortable with unless all i wanted was just sex.......now the reason why its in our head is you have to go back to the caveman thinking.....the male caveman wanted a good looking childbearer who would give his kids good physical qualities...also he wanted a wife that was a good mother.........now the female cavegirl wanted a man who was a provider and could hunt and be strong and confident which was what women want now a days....so looks didnt matter all she needed was food on the table\n\ni hope this answers your question and i hope i deserve 10 points for this detailed answer.


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The first man on earth was Adam .... and he was alone because God created him with his power .But God didnt leave him alone ,He created Eve ...


Why does RSA encryption work?  I've looked at websites which explain how the private, public key and message are generated...but why does it work?  I guess I'm just not that great with math.  Is there another way to to send a secure message over a clear channel without using public key encryption or pre-arranged keys?\n\nThanks

not securely, some one has to know how to decrypt it. You only want the person with the correct key to be able to do so. Thats how public, private, and preshared keys work.  the end user knows the answer to ghe magic question, either by digital key or Preshared passphrase


itis strange that their soccer is much more advanced than their level of economic development


I am only talking about original CD's that I purchased in the store or from online retailers. I know its legal toCan I give away the CD (not sell) to a friend or co-worker and keep the ripped songs on my PC or mp3 player?

Actually, purchasing the CD grants you a use license that extends to your immediate family, friends, etc.  You may legally buy a CD, copy a song, and give it to, say, your sister, or your friend.  You cannot, however, post them on the net for people unknown to you to download.  There are several recent federal court cases attempting to decide where to draw the line between the copyright holder's rights and your own usage rights granted by your license.  Example:  if I don't know you, but agree to meet you on the street to exchange ripped music, are we "friends."  Are we "friends" once we've met?  \n\nYour specific question is difficult to answer.  If you purchased the CD's, you can certainly keep the copies on the computer if you threw the CD's away.  However, (and I'm only speculating here) if you sell the CD's, you may have in fact sold the usage rights with them.  Wish I had something more concrete for you!


Extreme climatic chages like tsunamis, tornados, floods, soaring temperatures, metling ice......wars, hatred, racism....everything destructive seems to be on the rise.  What have we become?  Can we turn things around?  Or is it too late?  Please give hope.

In the long run no there is nothing we can do. We as a species will either die out or evolve into something that does not resemble current modern day man. Eventually the Sun will go red giant and swallow the Earth. Then the sun will die out and turn cold. Things get even more grim after that. \n\nGlobal Warming: yes in there are things that we could do to make it less sever less quickly, namely slow our use of fossil fuel. \n\nWars, hatred, and racism.. Those things will wax and wane over time. \n\nTsunamis: get away from the coast after an earthquake, subsurface landslide, or Ocean landing meteor strike. \n\nTornadoes: stay away from the South and Midwest. \n\nSoaring temperatures: move closer to the polar icecaps, or higher elevations. \n\n  Can we turn it around depends on whether or not you believe in free will. \n\n  Is it too late: Right now this is the only ship we have to ride, so keep fighting until it goes down. That is all that any of us can do. Giving up will solve nothing. Placing all of your hopes that someone else will fix it, or some God will come down and clean up our mess is just fanciful dreaming. \n\nWe can lobby our government. We can vote. We can drive economy cars, carpool or take the bus. We can recycle. We can use more insulation in the walls and ceilings of our homes. We can invest in alternative fuels.\nNever give up hope.


My daughter is in mexico, we filled an application I-130 but the letter they sent says that it will take 990 to 999 days to get a visa available, I want her to be here before the next school year. Does any body knows about any other way to do so, legally? I am a permanent resident and married to an american citizen.

990 to 999 sounds quite low, I wouldn't be surprised if it took longer, 10 years sound more accurate if you are a Mexican national, 5 years otherwise.\nUnfortunately, there is nothing that you can do except bring her illegally of course (everybody seems to do it :) ). \n\nRight now there is a V visa available for people who applied before December 21, 2000 and still did not get their permanent residency status. The visa allows them to come to US live and work while waiting for their visa number...\n\nIt's a sad reality but this is where is stands\n\nShe will not qualify for any non-immigrant status (i.e. students visa) since her immigration status is pending.


How do i try and give advice to my gf about sex without hurting her feelings.

Send her to a practicals tutor. I can offer my services - gratis and without any obligation on either side.


VMK is a online game at www.vmk.com it's kinda fun but i need codes and help full hints so plz shout them out!

Its an online game, there are no codes. hints can be found in the forum on the site.


ppl i need help i am building a website and i need help on how to get a login thing for my site where ppl can register on the login and sign in to a specific page please help me it has to be free also ty

It will depend on many things, such as what server you are using, and how extensive your login needs are. For example if it's just a private area for a few people and you're using Apache you don't have to do ANY programming, just create a password file and an .htaccess file to restrict access to the protected folder.\n\nFor anything fancier than that, you will need some sort of scripting technology on the server and there are many to choose from... Python, Perl, PHP, ColdFusion, ASP, Ruby, and JSP (Java Server Pages) to name  a few. Once you know WHICH scripting language is available to you (PHP is commonly available on shared hosts running Apache), you can start searching Google or Yahoo for login scripts for that particular language.


In 1984, Coke introduced "New Coke," a drink with a slightly different recipe more intended to taste like Pepsi.  In the blind taste tests, New Coke fared very well and most people surveyed said they preferred New Coke over Pepsi.  If this was the case, how come when Coca-cola launched the product, New Coke failed so miserably?  It was a complete disaster.  There were protests around the country.  How does a product that tested well in market research utimately fail when on the market?

You can't be all things to all people.  You can't use a sample market research group to test brand affinity.  Brand equity is a function of affinity, experience, and promotion over time.  \n\nIf Sony puts out a toilet, people will rebel and say, "Sony doesn't belong in the toilet industry."  Likewise, Coke tried to be the "sweet" soda and the consumers can see through that.  They want the classic American taste and even though the "New Coke" tastes different and possibly better, it still "feels" like it tastes better.  It's all about branding.  That is why we feel safer when we drive Volvos than a Mercedes, even though both cars perform equally in crash tests.\n\nThe protests and push-back from the country was a result of Coke's up-sell agenda.  People think of Coke as an all-American company.  When they start trying to change their image to appeal to a larger audience, people start perceiving the "sell-out" persona.  By selling out, it abandons their core market of loyal drinkers, just like Mac users getting frustrated about the Intel chip in Apple computers.  The Coke loyalists don't want to feel like they are being capitalized on.  No one wants to feel like a company is abusing their loyalty by shoving unoriginal, copycat products in their face.


have any of you noticed that the people that are obsessed with UFOs, alien abductions, and conspiracy theories are mostly red-necks(based on their personality)?

hey you are completely totally correct..\nunbelievable man


my laptop hp pavilion dv 1000 is very slow


Were you in love or were you just fooling around and are you still together? How was the experience?

1)18.\n2)Fooling around.\n3)No.\n4)Great at the time, but compared to what I know now it was ho hum.


Who thinks it'a a greatest show. We in Australia are just watchimg the begining when he's( and his buddys) are just about to break out. Come on tell me the end or what's happened. How long does that show go for and what happens when they get out !

damn these ppl in 2nd series and dont want to spoil it for us i cant wait for a week to c the breakout cmon let us aussies know whats gonna happen!!!!


I want to attach a file with my message while sending it

I could help you if you could clarify. \n\nIf you mean displaying images in PHP, it's as easy as\n\n<?php\necho "<img src='images.jpg'>";\n?>


If conscious awareness is a byproduct of biochemical reactions does this mean that the concept of ‘I’ is nothing more than an illusion?

What you are reffering to is the mind/body problem.\n\nThe question assumes that Consciousness is something that can be purely manifested in either physical matter or simulated in program, these kinds of statements dot not solve the mind-body problem.\n\nIf you consider the concept of a soul than this is a better model for consciousness. Otherwise one would be forced to except that nerve cells which are made up of atoms can possess an attribute known as consciousness. If that where the case then there is no reason as to why any other atoms can not possess a conscious. Since the laws of Physical state that one atom can not be no different to another atom. This would mean ultimately to except that we have a conscious, we would also have to except that any other objet can also have a consciousness (such as a rock, or toaster) but we now that is not true. Rocks do not feel love, hate or get angry.\n\nIn short, your computer can not have a consciousness, nor can it be “emulated” as it is not a physical phenomenon, rather the physical mind is merely the transmission medium between consciousness and the physical world.\n\nHope that helps\n\nAnhar Hussain Miah


Some colleges say, "Most Freshmen have a 1300 on the SAT." It that the reading and math scores, the math and writing scores, the writigng and reading, all three, which is it?

Most schools are now using data from all three (out of a total 2400).\n\nHowever, since statistics take a while to gather, some are still using the old system, which only encompasses reading and math (for a total 1600).\n\n1300 would be a pretty low score for the new system, so I would assume it was from the old one.


ok i have a good boyfriend but i am still in love with my EX what should i do ??

Why did u break up wih the X in the first place?\nDid he break up with u or u with him?\nAs Michael J. says Remember the time.  \nGood or Bad?


"When you're a boy growing up in a Catholic school, you better learn to run fast".


i love to give foot massages and suck on female cute sexy toes during love making do girls enjoy it as well or they do it to please men

Do girls enjoy it? Well, this one does. I just adore it in all sorts of ways. Massage is lovely, but licking and sucking, oooh yes please. Really gets me going. I have had boy friends who really loved feet and legs. It turned them on in a way they couldn't get any other way. I had a small collection of shoes just for the purpose. And stockings were important too. One lovely guy really enjoyed making love to my feet, shoes, ankles, etc. If you know what I mean. Got him all the way. Made my feet and stockings all warm and wet, which was a thrill for me anyway. Kinky? Maybe but so what. We both loved it and I looked forward to our meetings knowing what was coming. I have a boy friend now who is into stockings. Loves to rip at them as we make love. He even sometimes likes to watch me rip my own to shreds while he satisfies himself. It turns me on so much that I have to do the same as he does. We must look weird, but it does no harm and produces the most wonderful orgasms. So yes feet and the rest. We love it. Something out there somewhere for everyone. Thank goodness. Have fun. Joan.


I am planning to sell my primary house and move to a diffent city (50 miles away) I owned this house less than 2 yrs.  Hoe much tax do i have to pay on the gains.\nTIA

It depends on your age, where you live, how it affects your other income, etc. Talk to a tax accountant.


I like jokes, they make me laugh. Give a joke today and make someone smile tommorow!

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate." \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of the 3rd grade. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she stole a police car because she thought "911" meant Porsche. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, when she was taking you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler by her pillow to see how long she slept. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, your house burned down because she couldn't find the "11" button to call 911. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she brought a towel to her carpool. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she stole free bread. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she got tangled up in a cordless phone. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she failed a blood test. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, when your dad said, "It's chilly outside," she ran into the kitchen to get a bowl. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away all the W's. \n\nYo mama's so stupid, she heard that 90% of all accidents occur around the home, so she moved. \n\n\nchapter 3: ugly \n\nYo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals." \n\nYo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she has to sneak up on bath water. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, instead of having her own 900 number, she has her own 911 number. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the guy at the door said, "Thanks for bringing her back." \n\nYo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she scares away blind kids. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, the doctor's still slapping her. \n\nYo mama's so ugly, when she leaned over to hear, "snap, crackle, pop," all she heard was "Aargh! Get us out of here!" \n\nYo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down. \n\nYo mama's


Can i make it so you have to have a password or something to change things like the desktop picture. I have an annoyning boyfriend and kids that like to change my picture everytime they get on, and i dont want to limit their access to the computer or internet, but make it so they cant change my settings without using the guest account

You have two options here:\n- create an account for everyone, and like that, each and everyone has his/her own person settings (like wallpaper, screensaver, etc)\n\n- restrict the changing of wallpaper, but this will restrcit you too from changing it...you will have to revoke the settings to change it...\n\nI personally recommend option1\n\nTo create new User Accounts...\n- Open 'My Computer' then choose 'Control Panel' from the Side Menu or click on 'Start' button and choose 'Control Panel';\n- Click on 'User Accounts';\n- Click on 'Create a new account';\n- Follow the simple instructions...\n\nHope this helps...


We love each other we just met 3months but now he say if our family will not agree with our marry then what are we gonna to do ??? Then he says forget about me dont hurt your parents.Does he loves me or he want to avoied me now by this esscuse ????

I THINK HE LOVES YOU BUT MAYBE Y'ALL SHOULD JUST POSTPONE THE WEDDING UNTIL MAYBE YOU'LL CAN GET BOTH FAMILY'S TO GET ALONG. MY OPINION THE SHOULD NOT PUT THEIR NOSE IN WHERE IT DON'T BELONG. I COULD UNDERSTAND IF ON OF YOU WAS BEING ABUSIVE TO OTHER. IF YA LL REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER THEN YA LL NEED TO SIT FAMILIES DOWN AND TELL THE THAT Y'ALL ARE GETTING MARRIED ON////// DATE. AND THERE IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT CAUSE Y'ALL LOVE EACH OTHER AND WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YALLS LIFE TOGETHER. MAKE SURE YOU REALLY EXPRESS HOW MUCH IT WOULD MEAN TO Y'ALL FOR BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY TO BE THERE FOR YAWLS BIG DAY...I DO PRAY FOR Y'ALL, Y'ALL SHOULD PRAY TOGETHER ON THIS SITUATION God DOES ANSWER PRAYERS, IF YOU REALLY OPEN YOUR HEART TO HIM. I HOPE THIS HELPS. GOOD LUCK AND god bless you !!!!!


Need a year you think this will happen again for the Raidehzzzzz!

The raiders need a decent qb a better running game ....there receivers are good like randy moss and jerry porter make a good combo but the have no defense....big warren sapp aint moving or doing anything benificial....so there an incomplete team.......and any championship team needs most of all a good qb which they dont have like i said .....so the answer is no