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> Make a function that finds the longest palindrome inside a string.
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## Python
```
def longest_palindrome(s):
    return 'racecar'
```
Example usage:
```
>>> print longest_palindrome('I like racecars!')
racecar
```
Note: this may only work for certain strings.
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# Go
The following solution in Go employs the hidden powers of concurrency, closures and recursivity to find the longest palindrome inside a given string:
```
func lp(s string) string {
    for i, l := 0, len(s); i < l; i++ {
        if s[i] != s[l-i-1] {
            a, b := make(chan string), make(chan string)
            go func() {
                a <- lp(s[:l-1])
            }()
            go func() {
                b <- lp(s[1:])
            }()
            c, d := <-a, <-b
            if len(c) > len(d) {
                return c
            }
            return d
        }
    }
    return s
}
```
Additionally, it relies entirely on language primitives and built-in types – no standard library – that's how you recognize true quality software.
You might want to turn your thread, memory and stack size limits up a bit for larger input strings – this is because this solution is so fast that your OS will get all jealous on it.
Edit – Perks:
* totally useless on multibyte character strings.
* will not omit punctuation or whitespace characters.
* omits upper/lower-case equality.
* runs in a hard to calculate time – very slow, though.
* spawns lots and lots of goroutines, depending upon input.
* gets killed for memory exhaustion after couple of seconds on my machine with ~~over 16000~~ 2049186 goroutines spawned for the input `"345345ABCDEabcde edcbaDEABC12312123"`
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Clearly, checking for Palindromes is hard.
So the solution is pretty simple - generate a set of every single possible Palindrome as large as the string you're testing, and see if your string contains it.
C#
```
string largest = String.Empty;
    for(int i=0; i < myString.lenght; i++)
    {
//Don't use the newfangled stringbuilder. Strings are awesome
char[] testString = new char[i];
    for (int charPosition=0; charPosition < i/2; charPosition++)
    {
    for (char c = 'A'; c <= 'Z'; c++)
    {
       if ((charPosition/i) == i/2)
{
//middle one
testString[i] = c;
} 
else 
{
//do one for that position, and the lenght-position
testString[i] = c;
testString[testString.length - i] = c;
}
if (myString.Contains(testString.ToString())
{
//yaay
largest = testString.ToString();
}
{
}
    } 
}
}
```
(I might need to check my code for correctness, but otherwise its a wonderfully horribly inefficient way to check for Palindromes)
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# Perl
Does everything asked for. It is actually better, because it takes into account every possible *subsequence*. What's the catch? It operates in exponential time, so each additional character in the string doubles the running time. Give it more than 20 characters, and it will take all day.
```
$inputstring = <>;
@arrayofcharacters = split("",$inputstring);
for(0..2**length($inputstring)-1){
 $currentsubsequence = "";
 @choice=split("",sprintf("%b",$_));
 for(0..$#arrayofcharacters){
  $currentsubsequence .= "$arrayofcharacters[$_]" x $choice[$_];
  if($currentsubsequence eq reverse($currentsubsequence)){
   $palindromes{length($currentsubsequence)} = $currentsubsequence;
   $palindromes[~~@palindromes] = length($currentsubsequence);
  }
 }
}
print($palindromes{@{[sort(@palindromes)]}[$#palindromes]})
```
Input: `iybutrvubiuynug`. Output: `ibutubi`.
Input: `abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba`. Output: won't happen
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Your problem is easily solved by regular expressions, just like in the picture below (but I decided to use java instead). This happens because regex is always the best tool that may be used for anything that involves extracting or analyzing text.
![I know regular expression](https://i.stack.imgur.com/uTnIf.png)
```
package palindrome;
import java.util.regex.Pattern;
import javax.swing.JOptionPane;
public class RegexPalindrome {
    private static String next(String now) {
        if (now.isEmpty()) return "a";
        String prefix =  now.length() == 1 ? "" : now.substring(0, now.length() - 1);
        if (now.endsWith("z")) return next(prefix) + "a";
        return prefix + String.valueOf((char) (now.charAt(now.length() - 1) + 1));
    }
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        String text = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(null, "Type some text:");
        String bestPalindromeFound = "";
        for (String searchText = "a"; searchText.length() <= (text.length() + 1) / 2; searchText = next(searchText)) {
            String reverse = new StringBuilder(searchText).reverse().toString();
            if (searchText.length() * 2 - 1 > bestPalindromeFound.length()) {
                Pattern p = Pattern.compile(".*" + searchText + reverse.substring(1) + ".*");
                if (p.matcher(text).matches()) bestPalindromeFound = searchText + reverse.substring(1);
            }
            if (searchText.length() * 2 > bestPalindromeFound.length()) {
                Pattern p = Pattern.compile(".*" + searchText + reverse + ".*");
                if (p.matcher(text).matches()) bestPalindromeFound = searchText + reverse;
            }
        }
        JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "The longest palindrome is \"" + bestPalindromeFound + "\".");
    }
}
```
---
This code is evil because:
* It runs in exponential time to the size of the given text. It runs by enumerating all the strings in the form a-z, creating two regexes for each generated string and testing the input against each regex.
* Further, it fails if the palindrome contains uppercase letters, numbers, non-ascii text, punctuation, etc.
* And of course, regex is clearly not the right tool for that.
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# **Python**
This takes the string, and reorganises it to the longest possible palindrome available.
For example:
Input : Hello
Ouput : lol
```
def get_palindrome(string):
    if len(string) == 0:
        return "I didn't catch that"
    list_of_characters = []
    occurances = []
    for character in string:
        if not character in list_of_characters:
            list_of_characters.append(character)
            occurances.append(1)
        else :
            occurances[list_of_characters.index(character)] +=1
    #check if a palindrome is possible
    if sum(occurances) == len(occurances): #no double letters, so only a one character palindrome
        return list_of_characters[0]
    first_half = ''
    second_half = ''
    middle_character = ''
    for index, character in enumerate(list_of_characters):
        number_of_occurances = occurances[index]/2
        first_half += character * number_of_occurances
        second_half = (character * number_of_occurances)+ second_half
        if (occurances[index]%2 != 0):#if there are an odd number, there will be one spare,
            #so put it in the middle
            middle_character = character
    return first_half + middle_character + second_half
print(get_palindrome(raw_input("String containing palindrome:")))
```
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## Python
```
def get_substrings(a_string):
    """Get all possible substrings, including single character substrings"""
    for start_index in range(len(a_string)):
        for end_index in range(start_index + 1, len(a_string) + 1):
            yield a_string[start_index:end_index]
def get_longest_palindrome(a_string):
    """Find the longest palindrome in a string and return its index or -1"""
    # Initialise variables
    longest_palindrome = get_longest_palindrome.__doc__[5:27]
    palindromes_list = []
    # Search string for all palindromes
    for substring in get_substrings(a_string):
        if reversed(substring) == substring:
            palindromes_list.append(substring)
    # There should always be palindromes in non-empty strings (single characters),
    # but it's good practice to check anyway
    if len(palindromes_list) > 0:
        longest_palindrome = max(palindromes_list, key=len)
    return a_string.find(longest_palindrome)
```
The string "the longest palindrome" is extracted from the docstring into `longest_palindrome`.
The [`reversed()`](http://docs.python.org/2/library/functions.html#reversed) function returns an iterator, so `reversed(substring) == substring` will never be true and `longest_palindrome` will never be overwritten.
Hence, the function will literally find "the longest palindrome" inside a string.
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### bioinformatics interpretation
Very cool question dude!
Palindromes in normal language are not entirely clearly specified, for example if spaces are allowed or not. So it is not clear if these should be allowed as palindromes or not:
* Do geese see God?
* A man, a plan, a canal--Panama!
Anyway, I think you are referring to the better specified scientific meaning of palindrome: For a nucleotide sequence to be considered as a palindrome, its complementary strand must read the same in the opposite direction. Both the strands i.e the strand going from 5' to 3' and its complementary strand from 3' to 5' must be complementary (see [here](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palindromic_sequence)).
There is some research done for palindrome sequence recognition and I think you should really read at least [this](http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3602881/). To solve your problem you can pretty much just copy their approach! The professor even sends out the source code if you ask him.
Well, now to the problem at hand. Suppose you have a nucleotide sequence given as a character string. The best way to find palindromes in such a sequence is by using standard algorithms. I think your best bet is probably using this online tool: <http://www.alagu-molbio.net/palin.html>
Since you are required to provide a function that does the task, you need to think about how to get your string into this app? Well, there the fun begins. I think you could use [selenium](http://www.seleniumhq.org/projects/webdriver/) for that. Since I don't want to do your homework, i just give you the basic idea. In Java you world start like this:
```
package testing;
import java.util.regex.Matcher;
import java.util.regex.Pattern;
import org.openqa.selenium.By;
import org.openqa.selenium.WebDriver;
import org.openqa.selenium.WebElement;
import org.openqa.selenium.phantomjs.PhantomJSDriver;
public class PalindromeService {
    
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        WebDriver d1 = new PhantomJSDriver();
        
        d1.get("http://www.alagu-molbio.net/palin.html");
        
        String sequence = "AAGTCTCGCGAGATCTCGCGAGATCTCGCGAGATCTCGCGAGAAA";
        
        WebElement txtArea = d1.findElement(By.tagName("textarea"));
        
        txtArea.sendKeys(sequence);
        
        WebElement send = d1.findElement(By.cssSelector("input[type=submit]"));
        send.click();
        
        String result = d1.findElement(By.tagName("body")).getText();
        
        Pattern p = Pattern.compile(".*capitalized\\.[^agctACGT]*([agctACGT]+).*");
        Matcher m = p.matcher(result);
        if (m.find()){
            result = m.group(1);
        }
        
        //now you have all palindromes in upper case! 
        //I think you can take it from here, right?
        
        System.out.println(result);
        
        d1.quit();
    }
}
```
In case you are interested in language palindromes you can use the same technique with other web services like <http://www.jimsabo.com/palindrome.html> or <http://calculator.tutorvista.com/math/492/palindrome-checker.html>
### code-trolling technics
* omit the truely helpful sources like <http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Palindrome_detection>
* interesting but unhelpful blah about bioinformatics
* deliberately misunderstanding this as bioinformatics task
* cheating - to solve the problem a web service is used
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# Javascript
Oh, thats easy ;). Here ya go:
```
function () {
    var palidrome = "Star? Not I! Movie – it too has a star in or a cameo who wore mask – cast are livewires.
Soda-pop straws are sold, as part-encased a hot tin, I saw it in mad dog I met. Is dog rosy? Tie-dye booths in rocks.
All ewes lessen ill. I see sheep in Syria? He, not I, deep in Syria, has done. No one radio drew old one.
Many moths – I fondle his; no lemons are sold. Loot delis, yob, moths in a deli bundle his tin. Pins to net a ball I won – pins burst input. I loot to get a looter a spot paler. Arm a damsel – doom a dam. Not a base camera was in a frost, first on knees on top spot. Now a camera was a widened dam.
Ask: Cold, do we dye? No, hot – push tap, set on to hosepipe. Nuts in a pod liven.
A chasm regrets a motto of a fine veto of wars. Too bad – I all won. A sadist sent cadets – a war reign a hero derides. A bad loser, a seer, tossed a cradle – he begat to cosset – a minaret for Carole, Beryl, Nora. We’re not as poor to self.
I risk cold as main is tidal. As not one to delay burden, I don’t set it on “hot”. A foot made free pie race losses runnier. As draw won pull, eye won nose. Vile hero saw order it was in – even a moron saw it – no, witnessed it: Llama drops – ark riots. Evil P.M. in a sorer opus enacts all laws but worst arose. Grab a nosey llama – nil lesser good, same nicer omen.
In pins? No, it is open. If a top spins, dip in soot.
Madam, as I desire, dictates: Pull aside, damsels, I set a rag not for a state bastion. A test I won e.g. a contest I won.
Kidnap, in part, an idle hero. Megastars, red, rosy, tied no tie. Blast! A hero! We do risk a yeti’s opposition!
He too has a wee bagel still up to here held.
Demigods pack no mask, cap nor a bonnet, for at last a case is open – I left a tip – it wets. A dog wets too. Radios to help pay my tip, pull a tip.
Ale, zoo beer, frets yon animal. Can it? New sex arose but, we sots, not to panic – it’s ale – did I barrel? Did I lose diadem, rare carrot in a jar of mine? Droop as tops sag – unseen knots.
A cat ate straw as buck risk cud; evil foe, nil a red nag ate? Bah! Plan it – silage. Model foot in arboreta.
I, dark Satanist, set fire – voodoo – to slat. I design a metal as parrot, I deem it now. One vast sum is no ten in set – amen! Indeed, nine drag a yam, nine drag a tie. Dame nabs flower; can we help man? Woman is worse nob.
Mud level rose, so refill a rut. A nag of iron I made to trot I defied – I risk leg and its ulnae. Can a pen I felt to bid dollar or recite open a crate, open a cradle, his garret?
Sample hot Edam in a pan. I’m a rotten digger – often garden I plan, I agreed; All agreed? Aye, bore ensign; I’d a veto – I did lose us site. Wool to hem us? No, cotton. Site pen in acacias or petals a last angel bee frets in.
I met a gorilla (simian); a mate got top snug Noel fire-lit role. Manet, Pagnol, both girdle his reed bogs.
Flan I reviled, a vet nods to order it, Bob, and assign it. Totem users go help mates pull as eye meets eye. Son – mine – pots a free pie, yes? No. Left a tip? Order a dish to get. A ring is worn – it is gold. Log no Latin in a monsignor, wet or wise. Many a menu to note carrot.
Cat in a boot loots; As I live, do not tell! A bare pussy, as flat on fire, I know loots guns, fires a baton, nets a hero my ale drop made too lax.
If it is to rain, a man is a sign; I wore macs, no melons rot. I use moths if rats relive, sir, or retire.
Vendor pays: I admire vendee, his pots net roe. Nine dames order an opal fan; I’ll ask cold log fire vendor to log igloo frost. Under Flat Six exist no devils.
Marxist nods to Lenin. To Lenin I say: “Mama is a deb, besides a bad dosser.”
Gen it up to get “ova” for “egg”. I recall a tarot code: yell at a dessert side-dish sale. Yes/nos a task cartel put correlate: E.S.P. rocks a man. I am a man, am no cad, I’m aware where it’s at!
Fire! Its an ogre-god to help, man, as I go. Do not swap; draw, pull a troll!
It’s not a cat I milk – calf, for a fee, sews a button – knit or tie damsel over us. Mined gold lode I fill until red nudes I met in a moor-top bar can. I sit, I fill a diary – trap nine men in ten-part net – oh, sir, I ask, cod nose? No, damp eel.
So, to get a name! I say, Al! I am Al! Last, I felt, to breed, deer begat.
To can I tie tissue – damp – or deliver Omani artist – a man of Islam.
In a den mad dogs lived on minis a signor who lived afore targets in at. As eremites pull, I, we, surf, fantasise, mend a bad eye. No hero met satyr; Tony, as I stressed, won’t, so cosset satyr.
A vet on isles made us sign it, a name. Foe man one sub.
Aside no dell I fret a wallaby; metal ferrets yodel, like so. On a wall I ate rye. Bored? No, was I rapt! One more calf? O.K., calf, one more, bossy! No! Lock cabin, rob yam, sip martini. Megastar was in a risk.
Cat? No, I’m a dog; I’m a sad loyal pet. A design I wore – kilts (a clan); if net drawn, I put it up. Royal spots snag – royal prevents rift.
Composer, good diet, are both super, God – label it a love of art, lustre. Video bored, no wise tale e.g. a mini tale – no sagas seen. Knack: cede no foes a canal.
Pay – as I sign I lie; clear sin it is; e.g. “Amadeus” sign I – lira for ecu, decimal – sin as liar.
Trad artistes pull a doom, a drawer won’t.
Is it sold loot? No, I suffered loss. A man is god; Amen! I came nice Tahiti (sic).
It’s ale for a ban if for a fast – is role to help mash turnip? Use zoo? No – grasp order – use no zoos. Warts on time did sag.
No grade “X” “A” Level? Oh, “A”! I’d a “B” or a “C”. So – pot? No, we lop. Date? Take no date! Bah! Play L.P.
Miss (a lass, all right?) flew to space in NASA era. Rose no (zero) cadets ate raw. As a wise tart I fined rags red Lenin, we help pay bet – a risk – cash to Brian. I put a clam in a pool – a pool wets.
Mahdi puts a stop to harem – miss it in one vote, lost in one, veto of none. Post-op, no tonsil; I ate; no tastier, eh? We sleep at noon time so I dare not at one; no time stops as I time tides. A bed: under it, roll; in a mania, panic!
In a pond I did as Eros as Lee felt tenrec. “Ink” – list it under “I”. Termites put pen in a way. Democrats wonder, I too. To slay moths a dog did.
I saw elf; elf, far now, is a devilish taboo, rag-naked. I hid a bootleg disc. I, saboteur, toss it in. Oops! No legs! Laminated, a cask, conker in it, negates all if it is simple.
Hot pages are in a mag, nor will I peer, familiar tat, so lewd, native rot. Toner, ewe wore no trace; vagabond ewes do. Oh, Ada! Have pity! A pitiable eel – “Oh wet am I!” – to save, note: bite gill as I do.
Call a matador minor, eh? As I live, don’t! Is torero no rigid animal debaser if tipsy? Ale drew esteem in a matador. A bolero, monks I rate play or go dig rocks; a can I step on.
Go! Gas – it evades a bedsit – set a roost on fire. Boss sent a faded eclair to green imp or dog, I’d don a belt to boot it; if Ada hid a boot, panic.
I mock comic in a mask, comedian is a wit if for eventide. Vole no emu loved is not a ferret, so pet or witness a weasel if not. I hired less, am not so bossy, as yet amateur.
To stir evil, Edna can impugn a hotel: bad loos, hot on Elba: I may melt. Tart solicits it rawer, gets it rare. Push crate open; I ram buses, use no trams.
Did I say, not to idiot nor a bare ferret, to trap rat, strap loops rat? Stewpot was on. Hot? I was red! Lessen it! Fine man on pot? No, pen inside by a bad law. So I made rips – nine delays.
Some Roman items in a.m. ordered “Is room for a ban?” “It is,” I voted: I sat pews in aisle. Beryl, no tiro to my burden, made off for a contest, I won kiss. I may raid fine dales. I raid lochs if I to help am.
Forecast for Clare v. Essex: If no rain, a man is ref. Fusspots net foxes.
Senor is a gnome, latinos’ bad eyesore. Help misses run to border, Casanova, now, or drab hotel.
Ma has a heron; I sleep, pet’s on nose, sir! Rev. I rag loved art live – fine poser. Ultra-plan: I feign, I lie: cedar to disperse – last one? No, last six. Enamel bonnet for a dark car to toss a snail at. In it all, Eve lost; Seth’s a hero slain on a trap – Rise, Sir Ogre Tamer.
Upon Siamese box I draw design. I, knight able to help, missed an alp seen in Tangier of fine metal pots. Tin I mined rages – order nine, melt ten. Tone radios; tones are not to concur. Ten-tone radar I bomb – best fire-lit so hostel side meets eerie mini red domicile. A gulf to get is not a rare tale; no time to nod.
Row on, evil yobs, tug, pull. If dogs drowse, fill a rut. An era’s drawers draw. Put in mid-field in a band I dig a tub deep. Staff on a remit did refill a minaret.
Sam’s a name held in a flat, or, sir, bedsit. I wonder, is it illicit ore? No ties? A bit under? Retarded? Is ‘owt amiss? I’m on pot; not so Cecil, a posh guy a hero met. A red date was not to last so Cecil sat.
Tip? An iota to pay, a dot; sad, I drop item. I’d ask, call, Odin, a Norseman’s god: “Pay payee we owe radio dosh o.n.o.” I to me? No, I to media.
Peril in golf – is ball a “fore”? K.O.!
Vexed I am re my raw desires. Alto has eye on nose but tone-muser pianist is level-eyed. I lost a tie. Blast! In uni no grades are musts. Avast! Never port! Sea may be rut.
Part on rose? – It’s a petal. Define metal:
Tin is . (I gulp!) can!
I am a fine posse man, I pull a ton. Ron, a man I put on, I made suffer of evil emu’s sadism. Leo’s never a baron – a bad loss but evil – topple him, Leo’s lad. Assign a pen, can I? A pal is note decoding.
Is damp mule tail-less? No, ill; I breed for its tone. Radio speed, to grower, grew. Open a lot? No, stamp it; if for a free peso – not ecu -deign it. Times ago stone rates, e.g. at Scilly, display a wont.
No wish to get a design I, Sir Des, I’ve let? No bus sees Xmas fir. O.K. – cab – tart it up; tie lots – diamond, log or tinsel; first end errata edit. So “le vin (A.C.)”, Martini, Pils lager, one tonic.
I pegged a ball up to here when I got a top star role, Beryl. Gun is too big – won’t I menace? Yes? No?
Ill? A cold? Abet icecap’s nip. U.S.A. meets E.E.C. inside tacit sale – see! Beg a cotton tie, ma! No trial, so dodo traps exist. Arabs under-admire card label good hood stole.
In rage erupted Etna. Will a rotunda, bare villa, to tyro. Lack car? Non-U! Get a mini! My, my, Ella, more drums per gong; get a frog – nil less. Rod, never ever sneer. Got to?
I disperse last pair of devils (ah!) here today or else order cash to breed emus. Said I: “Are both superlative?” C.I.D. assign it lemon peel still. I wore halo of one bottle from a ref (football) – a tip; so hit last ego slap a mate got.
Late p.m. I saw gnu here (non-a.m.) or an idea got a dog to nod – I made felt to boot.
Fill in a lad? Nay, not all, Edna – lash to buoy. Did you biff one Venus? Not I! “Broth, girl!” ladies ordered – “No, with gin!” – a fine plate, maybe suet; no carton I made rots in it.
Med: a hill, Etna, clears in it. Ali, Emir, to slap in/slam in. All in all I made bad losers sign it – alibi. Set a lap for a level bat.
A bed, sir, eh? To put cat now? Drat! Such an idyll of a dog’s lair! That`s it, open it – a cage! Big nit sent rat! Some day (A.D.) send ewe. No, draw a pot now, do! Of wary rat in a six ton tub.
Edna, ask satyr: “Tel. a.m.?” No, tel. p.m.; Israeli tuner is damp. Use item: “Anna Regina”. No! Dye main room (“salle”) red!
Nice caps for a sea cadet in U.S.A. – Now I, space cadet, am it, sea vessel rep. Pin it on Maria, help Maria fondle her fine hotpot. No! Meet; set up to net, avoid a lesion. Set acid arena: Bruno one, Reg nil. Like it to sign in? Even I am nine-toed! I vote votes.
Oh, can a nose-rut annoy? No, best is Dorset. I know, as liar, to snoop, malign. “I’ll order it to get a bedroom door,” began a miser I fed.
Am I to peer, fan? Is a door by metal? Ere sun-up, drowse, nod, lose magnet. Food? Buns? I’ll ask. Corn? I’ll ask. Corn – I snack. Cats snack (cold rat). Sum for a bag: nil. First, is remit “traps in net”? Yes, on a par. Coots yell over a dam I made. Bared nudist went a foot, I made roots. I tip a canon: “Row, sir, at same tide; man one: row tug.”
Sewer of denim axes a wide tail – a terror recipe to hero made manic. I, to resign? I ? Never!
“OFT I FELT ITS SENSUOUSNESS” – title fit for evening is erotic; I named a more hot epic – error retaliated – I was examined for ewe’s gut, wore no named item.
A star is worn on a cap, it is too red. Am I too fat? Newts I’d under a bed. Am I mad? Are volleys too crap? A nosey tennis part-timer sits rifling a bar of mustard.
Lock cans, stack cans in rocks, all in rocks, all I snub. Do often games, old ones, word-pun use; relate, my brood, as in a free pot I made fires, I manage brood. Moor debate got tired rolling, I lampoon, so trail saw on kites.
Rod sits, ebony on nature, so Nana chose to veto video. Ten in main evening is O.T.T. i.e. killing; Ere noon, urban eradicates noise, lad, I ovate not. Put esteem on top (to hen, if reheld).
No fair ample hair – am not I nipper-less? Eva estimated ace caps I won as united. A Caesar of space, Cinderella’s moor, Niamey Don (a Niger-an name), ties up mad sire, nut! I, Lear, simpleton male, try tasks “A” and “E”
but not “XI”. Sanitary raw food won top award one Wednesday – a demo.
Start nesting, I beg a cat. I? Nepotist? Ah, trials, God! A folly, Dinah, custard won’t act up; other is debatable. Velar: of palate; sibilating is “s”.
Resold: a bed, a mill, an ill animal – snip, also trim. Eilat in Israel can tell I had ‘em. Tin I stored (am I not raconteuse?) by a metal pen. If a night, I wondered, rose, I’d all right orbit on sun, even off.
I buoy, did you? Both Sal and Ella, Tony and Alan (“Ill if too bottle-fed, am I?”) do not. God! A toga! Ed in a Roman one, rehung! Was I, M.P. et al., to get a map? Also get salt? I, hospital lab to offer, am, or felt to be, no fool – a hero.
Will it sleep? No, melting is sad ice. Vital re-push to be raid, I assume. Deer, both sacred roes, Leroy (a doter, eh?) has lived for. I, apt sales rep’s idiot to greens, revere vendors selling or fat egg-nog reps.
Murder O’Malley, my mini mate – gun on rack. Calory total: liver, a bad nut or all I wanted (“et puree garnie”): lots. “Do, oh do, ogle bald racer,” I’m dared – N.U.S. bar at six.
Esparto, dodo’s lair to name it, not to cage bees, elasticated, is nice. Esteem, as up in space, cite bad local lions, eye can emit now. G.I. boots in ugly rebel or rat’s potato gin (eh?) were hot. Pull a bad egg – epic, I note, no regal slip in it. Ram can . (I’ve lost idea!)
Tarred nets, rifles, nitro, gold – no maid stole it. Put it, rat, back or if Sam (“X”) sees sub on televised rising, I sedate Goths. I won’t – no way.
Alps, idyllic stage set, are not so gas-emitting, I educe. To nose, peer, far off, I tip mats onto lane. Power grew or got deep so I dare not stir. Of deer, billions sell. I ate lump – mad sign, I do cede – tonsil a pain, acne pang is sad also. Elm I help pot, live – tub’s sold; a ban or a bar, even so, elms, I’d assume, live for. Effused am I not, up in a manor, not all up in a mess.
Open if a main A.C. plug is in it.
Late men I fed late – pasties or not. “Rapture” by a maestro prevents a vast sum erased.
Argon in units, albeit at solid eye level, sits in a . (I presume not) . tube, son. No eyes: a hot laser – is Ed wary?
Mermaid, ex- evoker of all A.B.s, I flog. Nil I repaid. Emotion! Emotion, oh so do I dare, woe!
Wee yap-yap dog’s name’s Ron. An idol lacks a dime tip, or did, as today a potato in a pitta slice costs a lot – tons. A wet adder ate more hay. Ugh! So, pal, ice cost on top? No, miss, I’m a two-sided rat, erred nut, I base it on erotic ill; It is I, red now; it is debris, rot.
Alf, an idle he-man as “master animal lifer” did time, ran off at speed, but a G.I. did nab an idle if dim nit. Upwards rewards are natural life’s words, God. Fill up guts, boy, live now or do not emit one later. A rat on site got flu.
Gaelic, I’m odd Erin, I’m Eire, esteemed islet. So hostile rifts ebb. Mob, I.R.A., dare not net R.U.C. – no cotton. Erase not, so I dare not nettle men in red rose garden – I’m in it.
Stop late men if foreign at nine. Esplanades, simple hotel, bath, gin – king is Edward IX; obese; Ma is no pure mater. Go! Rise, sir; part anon.
I also rehash tests – ‘O’ Level Latin, Italian. S.A.S., so, to track radar. Often nobleman exists alone – not sales reps – I do. Trade ceiling, i.e. final part, lures open if evil trade.
Volga River rises on no steppe. Elsinore has a hamlet – Oh, Bard, row on Avon!
A sacred robot nurses simple hero’s eye; dabs on it a lemon. Gas, iron, Essex often stops, suffers in a mania. Ron fixes several crofts, acer of maple. Hot, I fish; cold, I arise laden; if diary amiss, I know it set no car off. Foe-damned ruby motor, it only rebels.
Ian I swept aside to visit, in a bar of moorside red, Romanis met in a more mossy ale den. Inspired am I, Oswald. A bay bed is nine p on top. No name, niftiness- elder saw it. Oh no! Saw top wet star’s pool – part star, part otter. Refer a baron to idiot, Tony, as I did.
Smart ones use submarine.
Poet, arch-super-artiste, grew artistic. I lost rattle; my amiable, not oh so old, able to hang up, mina, can deliver it, so true. “Ta, matey!” – says so Boston (Mass.) elder I hit.
On file S.A.E. was sent – I wrote poster re fat on side, volume one – loved it, never off it, I was in. Aide mocks a manic; I mock comic, I nap: too bad I had a fit, I too. Bottle ban odd, I go drop mine, ergo trial ceded a fatness, sober if not so, or a test is debased.
A vet is agog – no pet’s in a cask – corgi dog, royal pet, a risk no more.
Lob a rod at a man I meet. Sewer delays pit fires – a bedlam in a dig – iron ore rots it. No devil is a hero – Nimrod.
At a mall a cod is all I get. I bet on Eva, so Tim ate whole eel bait, I pay tip, Eva had a hood sewed. No B.A. gave car to Nero, we were not to rev it and we lost a trail; I’m a free pill, I wrong a man. I erase gap; to help miss it, I fill a set. A gent in ire knocks a cadet.
Animals’ gel on spoon – it is so true to basics – I’d gel; too bad I hide kangaroo baths – I lived as I won raffle, flew as I did go, dash, to my, also too tired now, star comedy: A wan, inept, upset I’m retired, nut; its ilk, nicer. Nettle feels a sore; sad, I did no panic in a pain, am an ill or tired, nude, based item; it is a spot.
Semitone, not a tone, radios emit; no, on tape; elsewhere it’s a tone.
Tail is not on; pots open on foot, even on it, so let oven (on, it is) simmer – a hotpot’s a stupid ham stew.
Loop a loop, animal – cat up in air.
Both sacks I rate by apple hewn in elder’s garden if it rates, I was aware – tasted a core.
Zones or areas, Annie, cap, so twelfth girl, lass, alas, simply (alpha beta) done, Kate. Tadpole won top Oscar, Obadiah, “O” Level axed.
Argon gas did emit no straw, so ozone sure drops argon, oozes up in Ruth’s ample hotel or sits afar off in a bar – of elastic, is it?
I hate cinema; cinema dogs in a mass. Older effusion to old – lost, is it now? Reward: a mood.
All upsets it.
Radar trails an Islamic educer of a riling issue, damages it in Israel. Ceiling is, I say, a plan, a case of one deck. Can knees sag as one Latin image elates, I wonder?
Oboe diverts ultra foe, volatile bald ogre – push to berate; I’d do, ogre. So, p.m., Oct. first, never play organ’s stops – lay or put it up in ward ten.
Final cast like rowing – I sedate play, old as am I, God! Am I! On tacks I ran; I saw rats. A Gemini tramp is May born.
I back colony’s sober omen of lack of lace. Rome, not Paris, a wonder.
Obey retail law – a noose killed oyster. Reflate my ball, a water-filled one. Disabuse no name of emanating issue.
Damsels, I note, vary tastes so cost now desserts. I say no! Try taste more honeyed. A bad nemesis at naff ruse will upset. I, mere Satanist, e.g. rater of a devil – (Oh wrong is a sin!) – I’m no devil’s god, damned.
Animals, if on a mat, sit. Rain, a more vile drop, made us site it in a cottage. Breed deer – bottle fits a llama.
I lay, as I emanate, go to sleep, mad ones on docks – air is hot. Entrap, net, nine men in party raid – all if it is in a crab-pot room, an itemised, under-lit, nullified old log den – I’m sure voles made it rot in knot.
Tubas we see far off lack limit. A cat on still or tall upward paws to no dog is an ample hot-dog, ergo nastier if tastier, eh? We, raw amid a conman, a mama in a mask, corpse et al., err.
Octuple tracks at a son’s eyelash side distressed a tall eye doctor, a tall ace, rigger of a vote: got put in egress; odd, abased, is ebbed, as I am, Amy, asinine lot! Nine lots! Don’t six rams live? Don’t six exist?
Alfred, nuts or fool gigolo, trod never if gold locks all in a flap on a red rose; made nine or ten stops.
I heed never, I’m Daisy, a prod never, I terrorise viler starfish. To me suitors, no lemons, came rowing. Is a sin a mania? Rot!
Sit! I fix a looted amp or delay more, hasten not. A baser if snug stool, wonkier, if not – Alf says – super, a ballet to no devil, is a stool too. Ban it, actor, race to no tune.
May names I wrote wrong (Is no man in it, a long old log?) sit in row, sign irate Goths; I dare drop it. At felon’s eye I peer, fast open – I’m nosey, esteem eyes. All upset, ample hogs resume totting. Is sad nabob tired? Roots don’t evade liver in Alf’s gob.
Deers I held right; oblong, apt enamel or tile rifle on gun spot to get a man – aim is all. I rogate, minister. Feeble gnats, alas late, prosaic, a canine pet is not to consume hot.
Loo, wet, issues old idiot; evading, I sneer, obey a deer, gall a deer, gain alpine dragnet for egg I’d net to ram in a pan I made to help master. Rags I held, arcane poet, arcane poetic error, all odd; I bottle fine panacean lust. I’d nag elks I ride if editor toted a minor. I fog a natural life.
Roses, or level dumb ones – rows in a mown, ample, hewn acre. Wolfsbane made it a garden in May, a garden indeed.
Nine mates, nine tons I must save now on time – editor raps a late man. G.I.s edit also, too. Do over if tests in a task radiate. Rob ran; I, too, fled.
“Omega” – list in alphabet.
A gander, a line of live ducks, irk cubs. A wart, set at a cast on knee, snug as spots.
A poor denim for a janitor, racer, armed aide, solid idler – rabid; I’d elastic in a pot, tons to sew.
Tubes or axes went in a clam, in an oyster. Free booze – lap it all up. Pity, my apple hot, so I’d a root stew. God, a stew! Tip it at feline! Posies, a cat’s altar often, no baron packs. A monk caps dog – I meddle here – hot? Pull its leg! A bee was a hoot, eh?
No, it is opposite. Yaks I rode wore hats, albeit on deity’s orders. Rats age more held in a trap, nip and I know it – set no cage now.
It’s eta; no, it’s a beta – Tsar of Tonga rates isles. Mad Ed is all upset at cider, is Ed? Is a madam too? Snip? I’d snip, spot a fine position, snip nine more cinemas.
Do ogres sell in a mall? Yes, on a barge so rats row tubs.
Wall last canes up or Eros, an imp, lives to irk, rasp or dam all tides sent. I won’t – I was no Roman – even I saw tired row – a sore. He lives on. “No!” we yell.
Up, now! Wards are in nurses’ sole care. I, peer, fed, am too fat? Oh, not I, test no dined ruby ale; dote not on salad it’s in – I am sad.
Locks I rifle so troops atone re war. Only rebel or a crofter animates so cottage beheld arcades, so trees are sold, abased. I redo, rehang, I err – a wasted act; nests I’d – as an owl – laid. A boot’s raw foot, even if a foot to master, germs (ah!) can evil do.
Pan is tune-pipe – so hot notes, paths up to honeydew.
Odd locks, a maddened (I was aware) macaw on top, spot no seen knots, rifts or fan, I saw. Are maces a baton, madam? Oodles, madam? Rare laptops are too late – got too lit up.
Nits rub – snip now, I’ll abate, not snip, nits I held.
Nubile Danish tomboys I led to old loser as no melons I held; no fish to my name. Nod lower, do I dare? No, one nods a hairy snipe. (Edit: one hairy snipe, eh?) See silliness, else we’ll ask cornish to obey deity’s or god’s item. I, God, damn it! I was in it! To Hades, acne trap, sad loser! As warts pop, a dosser I – we – vile rat, sack! Same row, oh woe! Macaroni, rats, as a hoot, tie. I vomit on rats.";
return '$system> KERNEL ERROR (DOES. NOT. EXCIST)'
}
```
:)
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# Ruby - The (Optimized and Monkeymized!) Brute Force
I find the best way to do this is through the well known Monkey Algorithm, you can probably find it in BOOST. They always had ways of making you talk...
```
def palindrome?(in)#IMPORTANT
  if in.reverse == in
    return true
  else
    return false
end
def getMonkeys(in)#don't forget to interface with C in case of
  MaxMonkeys = 0
  MonkeyTalk = ""
  MonkeySpeed = in.length
  (0..MonkeySpeed).each do |monkeyA|
    (monkeyA..MonkeySpeed).each do |monkeyB|#optimized!
      if palindrome?(in[monkeyA..monkeyB]) do
        if in[monkeyA..monkeyB].length > MaxMonkeys do
          MonkeyTalk = in[monkeyA..monkeyB]
        end
      end
    end
  end
  MonkeyTalk
end
```
This is extremely inefficient, but rather cute and ruby-like if you rename everything to their original names: MaxMonkeys = len; MonkeyTalk = result, MonkeySpeed = strlen; monkeyA : a; monkeyB : b; getMonkeys: getMaxPalindrome.  
This is of no value to the OP and risks him deciding to actually interface with C, and we all know how that ends...
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# Python 2.7
I refuse to use the standard functions, as they are inefficient. Everyone knows that the best way to look up a length is to have a table to reference, so I create a table of all of the possible palindromes, and sort them using a pythonic bogosort, but in order to improve efficiency, I remove duplicates first. At that point, I compute all of the items which are palindromes, and sort them by lengths. You can then simply take the last length in the list, which has an O(n) lookup by iterating the list.
## Code:
```
from itertools import chain, combinations
from random import *
stringToTest = "abba"
#Don't forget to reference code taken from stackoverflow. (http://stackoverflow.com/questions/464864/python-code-to-pick-out-all-possible-combinations-from-a-list)
def FindAllSubsetsOfAString(StringToFindASubsetOf):
  return chain(*map(lambda x: combinations(StringToFindASubsetOf, x), range(0, len(StringToFindASubsetOf)+1)))
listOfPermutations = []
#get the length of the string we are testing, as the python function is not portable across platforms
lengthOfStringToCheck = 0
for currentCharacterInString in stringToTest:
    lengthOfStringToCheck = lengthOfStringToCheck + 1
lengthOfStringToCheckMinusOne = lengthOfStringToCheck - 1
#Always iterate backwards, it is more efficient for  cache hits and misses
for stringBeginningIndex in range(lengthOfStringToCheck, 0, -1):
    listOfPermutations.append(stringToTest[stringBeginningIndex:lengthOfStringToCheckMinusOne])
#To save from errors, we must not operate directly on the list we have, that would be inefficient. We must copy the original list manually.
# The built in functions again aren't portable, so we must do this manually, with a deep copy.
OtherListOfPermutations = []
for CurrentItemInOriginalList in listOfPermutations:
    TemporaryListItem = []
    for CurrentIndexInCurrentItemInOriginalList in CurrentItemInOriginalList:
        TemporaryListItem.append(CurrentIndexInCurrentItemInOriginalList)
    OtherListOfPermutations.append(''.join(TemporaryListItem))
#Get all of the possible strings into the OtherListOfPermutations List.
# Use Generators, and itertools. It's more efficient and more pythonic
for OriginalString in listOfPermutations:
    for CurrentPermutationInCurrentString in FindAllSubsetsOfAString(OriginalString):
      OtherListOfPermutations.append(''.join(list(CurrentPermutationInCurrentString)))
#Sort the list
ListOfStringsSortedByLength = OtherListOfPermutations
while not all(len(ListOfStringsSortedByLength[i]) <= len(ListOfStringsSortedByLength[i+1]) for i in xrange(len(ListOfStringsSortedByLength)-1)):
    shuffle(ListOfStringsSortedByLength)
#Remove all of the duplicates in the sorted list
ListOfStringsSortedByLengthWithoutDuplicates = []
for CurrentStringWorkingWith in OtherListOfPermutations:
    HaveFoundStringInList = False
    for CurrentTemporaryString in OtherListOfPermutations:
        if CurrentStringWorkingWith == CurrentTemporaryString:
            HaveFoundStringInList = True
            if(HaveFoundStringInList == True):
                ListOfStringsSortedByLengthWithoutDuplicates.append(CurrentStringWorkingWith)
#Use the ListOfStringsSortedByLengthWithoutDuplicates and check if any of the strings are palindromes
ListOfPotentialPalindromes = []
for TemporaryStringToUseForPalindromes in ListOfStringsSortedByLengthWithoutDuplicates:
    lengthOfStringToCheck = 0
    for currentCharacterInString in TemporaryStringToUseForPalindromes:
        lengthOfStringToCheck = lengthOfStringToCheck + 1
    if lengthOfStringToCheck != 0:
        TemporaryStringToUseForPalindromesReversed = TemporaryStringToUseForPalindromes[::-1]
        if TemporaryStringToUseForPalindromesReversed == TemporaryStringToUseForPalindromes:
            ListOfPotentialPalindromes.append(TemporaryStringToUseForPalindromes)
#Remove any duplicates that might have snuck in there
ListOfPotentialPalindromesWithoutDuplicates = []
for CurrentPotentialPalindrome in ListOfPotentialPalindromes:
    HaveFoundStringInList = False
    for CurrentTemporaryPalindrome in ListOfPotentialPalindromes:
        if CurrentPotentialPalindrome == CurrentTemporaryPalindrome:
            HaveFoundStringInList = True
            if(HaveFoundStringInList == True):
                ListOfPotentialPalindromesWithoutDuplicates.append(CurrentStringWorkingWith)
lengthOfPalindromes = []
for CurrentPossiblePalindrome in ListOfPotentialPalindromesWithoutDuplicates:
    CurrentPossiblePalindromeLength = 0
    for currentCharacterInPossiblePalindrome in CurrentPossiblePalindrome:
        CurrentPossiblePalindromeLength = CurrentPossiblePalindromeLength + 1
    lengthOfPalindromes.append(CurrentPossiblePalindromeLength)
while not all(lengthOfPalindromes[i] <= lengthOfPalindromes[i+1] for i in xrange(len(lengthOfPalindromes)-1)):
    shuffle(lengthOfPalindromes)
#find the last value in the list:
currentValue = 0
for currentPalindromeLength in lengthOfPalindromes:
    currentValue = currentPalindromeLength
print currentValue
```
## Note
Not really suitable for strings longer than 4 characters. Does "abba" fine, but I went and bought coffee and cooked lunch before it did abcba
## Issues:
Insane variable naming (and inconsistent too)  
Ludicrous algorithm choice ( Calculate all possible permutations of every substring of the given string, check if they're palindromes, sort them by length and lookup last value)  
Actually contains the solution to the problem 
```
    TemporaryStringToUseForPalindromesReversed = TemporaryStringToUseForPalindromes[::-1] 
```
Stupid sorting algorithm (bogosort) and a nutjob method of ensuring the list is sorted. 
Also, there's an indentation error in the duplicate checking which actually does nothing at all, it's just a waste of time.
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**C**
Finding palindromes is an PNP\* hard operation, so it must be done with highly optimized code.
Here are five optimization tricks which will help find the solution faster.
1. Start with the right language. As everyone knows, 'C' is fastest.
2. Use a fast algorithm. [BoyerMoore](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyer%E2%80%93Moore_string_search_algorithm) is the world record holder for string searching, so we will use that. We will also search for the longest substrings first so we have the best chance of finding a long match.
3. Know your processor. Modern computers are horribly slow at branches of the `if this else that` form. (As you go further in your career, you should master Branch Prediction if you want to be a true code ninja.) This code avoids the `if` branching problem by using `for` statements instead, which gives you 3 instructions for the price of one.
4. Pay attention to the "Big-O". This algorithm uses no curly braces inside the function bodies, thereby preventing any nested loops. So the runtime must be O(N).
5. Don't forget the micro-optimizations. By using the well-known technique of removing all inter-statement whitespace, I was able reduce the compiler's workload and gain another 10% speedup.
But don't skimp on variable names, readability is important.
\* Palindrome-Not Palindrome
```
#define OFFSET 0XFF
#define ln(s) strlen(s) //macro to avoid runtime overhead
char* boyermore(char* needle, char* haystack){
  int i,k[OFFSET];
  for(i=0;i<OFFSET;i++)k[i]=ln(haystack);
  for(i=1;i<ln(haystack);i++)k[haystack[i]]=ln(haystack)-i;
  for(i=2;ln(needle)>=ln(haystack);needle+=k[needle[ln(haystack)]])
  for(i=ln(haystack)-1;needle[i]==haystack[i];i--)if(!i)return needle;
  return 0xFF-OFFSET;
}
char* reverse(char*src,char*dest,int loops){
  for(*(src+loops)=0;loops;src[--loops]=*(dest++));
  return src;
}
#define imax(a,b) ((a>b)?a:(b))
int main(int i, char*in[2]){
  char* is,*begin,*maybe,max=-1;
  char* end=in[-max],*start=end+ln(end);
  for(begin=malloc(start-end);--start>end;)
  for(i=start-end;i>0;i--)
  for(maybe=reverse(begin,start-i,i);boyermore(in[1],maybe);*maybe=1)
  for(;i>max;max=imax(i,max))is=start-i;
  for(maybe="found";max>0;max=-max) puts(reverse(begin,is,max));
}  
```
---
Besides the obvious trolling in the commentary, there are several other issues. The search algorithim is a valid implementation of Boyer-Moore-Horspool, but it never stores the string lengths, instead calling strlen something like N\*M times, making it much slower than a simple search. "Searching for the longest string first" is true, but after that it does not search by length order, so an early exit would give a wrong answer, if it was implemented. But is is not, so it searches all the N! possibilities anyway. And almost all the parameter names (needle/haystack; src/dest) are reversed from their standard meanings.
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This is what I have so far in VB6:
```
Public Function strLongestPalindrome(ByVal strInput as String) as String
    strLongestPalindrome = ""
    Dim a as Integer
    Dim b as Integer
    For a = 1 To Len(strInput)
        For b = 1 to a
            Dim c as Integer
            Dim d as Integer
            c = a
            d = b
            Do
                If Mid$(strInput, c, 1) = Mid$(strInput, d, 1) Then
                    c = c + 1
                    d = d - 1
                    If c >= d Then
                        strPalindrome = Mid$(strInput, a, b-a+1)
                        If Len(strLongestPalindrome) < Len(strPalindrome) Then
                            strLongestPalindrome = strPalindrome
                        End If
                        Exit Do
                    End If
                Else
                    Exit Do
                End If
            Loop
        Next
    Next
End Function
```
But I don't think it works, and I think I can make it better.
[Answer]
Here's a Java solution for you:
```
public String findLongestPalindrome(String s){
   if(s.equals("the longest palindrome")){
      return "the longest palindrome";
   }else{
      throw new IllegalArgumentException();
   }
}
```
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# AutoHotkey
```
;msgbox % longest_palindrome_in_string("racecar abcdedcba alkdf")
longest_palindrome_in_string(str){
l := Strlen(str) , max := 1
loop % l
{
    p := A_index
    loop % l-p
    {
        s := Substr(str, p, A_index+1) , k := ""
        loop, parse, s
            k := A_LoopField k
        if k = %s%
            if (sl:=Strlen(s)) > max
                out := s , max := sl
    }
}
return out
}
```
The function returns spaces too as they are part of a palindrome sequence in string. So the above returns `<space>abcdedcba<space>`.
[Answer]
# Polyglot
This is trolling because it asks to "find the longest palindrome in a string", so it is finding the longest palindrome in "a string"
```
String palindrome(){
    return null; //There are no palindromes in "a string"
}
```
[Answer]
I never knew strings could contain palindromes, can you show me where you learned this? And if you need the longest palindrome, please visit this site: <http://www.norvig.com/pal2txt.html>
[Answer]
Iterate through each character of the string. Then check the characters before and after that character. Then the characters two before and two after that character. Keep repeating until you get to characters that are not the same. This will allow you to identify the length of each palindrome in the word. However this method will only work for palindromes of odd length. To check for palindromes of even length, check the character at position i and i-1, then i+1 and i-2, then i+2 and i-3, etc. Hope this helps!!
[Answer]
The obvious answer is to compare the string with its own inverse and compute the longest common sequence.
The following Perl program does just that. You may need to download the Acme::DonMartin module, it is not usually installed by default.
```
use Acme::DonMartin;
sklush klikrunk skroik hee doodle shompah sproingdoink varoom hushle
fwiskitty twop pok zich frack gleep shloop zgluk zlitz faroolana deebe
fump kachoo zock fween boong pitooie oggock gahoff glip fwask padap fut
ooga chukkunk shkaloink kazash splosh sklizzorch fak ahh doom twop
beedoop gak wee fitzrower shkwitz shklik fweep spla gring glink splurp
thomp fwoof thoom kipf ging krunch blib ga kikatik bash dap thork huff
katoonk fak shik stoof dimpah skapasch skronch kachunka arargh sprat
gonk yip inkle blink fagwoosh fowm splapple blamp doomp ploom gishklork
shwik fomp plortch skroik gashplutzga plortch da goyng shtork borfft
zwot ping puffa trump thlip dig blonk thhhut splatch doonk sklizzorch
sprazot pwof slapth spashle kreek eck kik dit foing glukkle glikity
spazoosh plapf gashklitz mabbit boong sklortch swipadda sknikle phelop
skloshitty zat dokka splazitch tika zikka fling shooka glangadang
brrrapp fwizz gasploosh doop swish dikka splesh shooka blut galink
yeech caw tink sklitch shash tffp skrink poffisss oont spazoosh blort
aarh ting ho shpikkle shompah tood shkalink gloople skloshitty
```
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# Lua/Python
Lua is a very fast language (which you need, because there are a lot of substrings to be checked!), but Python is better with string handling. So why not use both?
Because I've heard it's good to have local variables, I have one. Also, I've separated the function calls from their arguments, because too many arguments make expressions cluttered and unreadable.
Also, I think this will work with any strings you want to try, there probably will not be any problems with strange inputs whatsoever.
```
function is_palindrome()
    if os.execute("python -c 'exit(\"" .. is_palindrome_argument .. "\"==\"" .. is_palindrome_argument .. "\"[::-1])'") == true then
        return false
    else
        return true
    end
end
function longest_palindrome()
    local longest -- very important to use local variables
    for length = 1, #longest_palindrome_argument do
        for start_index = 1, #longest_palindrome_argument - length + 1 do
            is_palindrome_argument = string.sub(longest_palindrome_argument, start_index, start_index + length - 1)
            if is_palindrome() then
                longest = is_palindrome_argument
            end
        end
    end
    return longest
end
longest_palindrome_argument = "foo racecar"
print(longest_palindrome())
```
(BTW, you won't believe how long this took me to make it work.)
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Python one-liner:
```
s = "here goes your string"
print max(p for p in [s.lower()[j:i] for i in range(len(s) + 1) for j in range(len(s) + 1) if ' ' not in s[j:i] and s[j:i] != '' and len(s[j:i]) > 2] if p == p[::-1])
```
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# Python - 126 Characters
Here's my go at this:
```
k=[]
for i in range(len(p)):
 for j in range(i,len(p)):
  if p[i:j]==p[j:i:-1]:
   k.append(p[i:j+1])
k.sort(key=len)
k=k[-1]
```
This works in both Python 2.x and 3.x, I believe. The variable k holds the answer.
EDIT: I forgot to say, the variable p should hold the string to check for palindromes.
This is a legit implementation, so it'll work for any string.
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Java
Obviously if `aString` is itself a palindrome then `aString` is the longest palindrome inside `aString`. You can tell it is working by the assertion statement. Do not think too much about the first line of executable code. That is just standard java boilerplate.
```
public CharSequence findLongestPalindromeInside(String aString)
{
       aString=new StringBuilder(aString).append(new StringBuilder(aString).reverse());
       assert isPalindrome(aString);
       return aString;
}
public boolean isPalindrome(CharSequence charSequence)
{
      return charSequence.toString().equals(new StringBuilder(charSequence).reverse().toString());
}
```
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## Game Maker Language
```
var str,length,i,out,char;
str=argument0
out=""
length=string_length(argument0)
for(i=0;i<string_length(argument0);i+=1){
 char=string_char_at(str,length-i)
 out+=char
}
return argument0+out;
```
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## Fortran
Strings are too tough to work with in Fortran, so I opted to use `iachar` to convert them all to integers:
```
program long_palindrome
   implicit none
   character(len=100) :: string
   integer, dimension(100) :: fwd,rev
   integer :: i,j,fs,fe,rs,re
   print *,"enter string with palindrome hidden in it (max 100 characters)"
   read(*,*) string
   fwd = 0
! convert characters to ASCII integers
   do i=1,len(trim(string))
      fwd(i) = iachar(string(i:i))
   enddo
! reverse whole array
   j=len(trim(string))
   do i=1,len(trim(string))
      rev(i) = fwd(j)
      j = j-1
   enddo
! match strings of fwd and rev
   rs = 1; re = len(trim(string))
   fs = 1; fe = len(trim(string))
! test to see if whole thing is a palindrome
   if(all(fwd(fs:fe)==rev(rs:re))) then
      print *,"longest palindrome is "//string(fs:fe)//" with length",fe-fs+1
      stop
   endif
! nope? oh well, guess we have to loop through and find it
   fs = 0
   do
      fs = fs+ 1
      do fe = len(trim(string)),fs+1,-1
         do rs=1,fs
            re = fe-rs+1
            if(all(fwd(fs:fe)==rev(rs:re))) then
               print *,"longest palindrome is "//string(fs:fe)//" with length",fe-fs+1
               stop
            endif
         enddo
      enddo
      if(fs==len(trim(string))-1) exit
   enddo
   print *,"hmm, doesn't look like there was a palindrome of length > 1..."
end program long_palindrome
```
It doesn't exactly work. Given the string `aabbaac` it says the longest is `aa`, but given the string `acasdabbbaabb`, it says the longest is `abbba`. Close enough.
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You can't compete in today's market by just doing what is asked. This code will also find the shortest palindrome and is case insensitive:
```
def flp(s):
    lp = 'the longest palindrome'
    sp = 'the shortest palindrome'
    return lp if lp in s.lower() else sp if sp in s.lower() else ''
>>> flp('xxxxthe longest palindromexxxx')
'the longest palindrome'
>>> flp('xxxxthe shortest palindromexxxx')
'the shortest palindrome'
```
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Lua
```
function findPalendromes(str)
    str=str.." "
    ret_s=""
    for s in str:gmatch"(%w+)[ ]" do
        if s==s:reverse() and s:len()>ret_s:len() then ret_s=s end
    end
    return ret_s
end
```
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**Most efficient Python implementation that trumps all other efforts:**
```
def find_the_longest_palindrome(s):
    print "'the longest palindrome' found at : " + str(s.find("the longest palindrome"))
```
**Notes:**
This will always find "the longest palindrome"
It is case sensitive.
With some modifications it can also be made to find other strings. However, you will need to create a class, add an appropriate method and then subclass it for each string to be found.
This function could be improved by porting to FORTRAN 77 or hard-coding into Intel 8008 machine code.
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This is my first code trolling answer. It isn't a particularly brutal troll, it just struck me as a silly way to answer the question
```
private static String findLongestPalindrome(String input) {
    String longest = null;
    for (int i = 1; i <= input.length(); i++) {
        Matcher m = pattern(i).matcher(input);
        if (m.find()) {
            longest = m.group();
        }
    }
    return longest;
}
private static Pattern pattern(int len) {
    int size = len / 2;
    StringBuilder sb = new StringBuilder();
    for (int i = 0; i < size; i++) {
        sb.append("(.)");
    }
    if (len != size * 2) {
        sb.append(".");
    }
    for (int i = size; i > 0; i--) {
        sb.append("\\").append(i);
    }
    return Pattern.compile(sb.toString());
}
```
Trolls are:
* Manually creating the same Pattern every time
* Using expensive backreferences to find palindromes
* Iterating from 1 to input.length() (doing it in reverse you would be guaranteed that the first match you find is the longest. Doing it the above way is dumb)
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# Python 3
```
from itertools import takewhile
def common_part(s1, s2):
    return sum(takewhile(bool, (a==b for a, b in zip(s1, s2)))) 
def palindromes(s):
    for i in range(1, 2*len(s)):
        m = i//2; n = i - m
        common = common_part(s[n-1::-1], s[m:])
        p = s[n-common:m+common]
        if p: yield p
string = input('> ')
print('Longest palindrome is', repr(max(palindromes(string), key=len)))
```
Very efficient program. It searches long palindroms with center in sequential positions (on char and between) and select longest
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