[Question]
  [
As a kid my sister showed me this little love calculation to see how much chance you have of getting in a successful relationship with your crush. All you need is 2 names and a piece of paper. 
* John
* Jane
Then, you separate these names with the word **Loves**. You can either write this on one line or on new lines.
> 
> John  
> 
>  Loves  
> 
>  Jane
> 
> 
> 
Then the calculating begins. You start off by counting how many times a character occurs from left to right and in case you use new lines also from top to bottom.
Each character is counted once, So after counting the **J** of John you don't have to count them again when you start with Jane. 
The result of this example will be as follows: 
> 
> J: 2 ([J]ohn | [J]ane)  
> 
>  O: 2 (J[o]hn | L[o]ves)  
> 
>  H: 1 (Jo[h]n)  
> 
>  N: 2 (Joh[n] | Ja[n]e)  
> 
>  \_\_  
> 
>  L: 1 ([L]oves)  
> 
>  O: **skipped**  
> 
>  V: 1 (Lo[v]es)  
> 
>  E: 2 (Lov[e]s | Jan[e])  
> 
>  S: 1 (Love[s])  
> 
>  \_\_  
> 
>  J: **skipped**  
> 
>  A: 1 (J[a]ne)  
> 
>  N: **skipped**  
> 
>  E: **skipped**  
> 
>  \_\_  
> 
>  Final result: 2 2 1 2 1 1 2 1 1
> 
> 
> 
The next step will be adding the digits working from the outside to the middle.
> 
> **2** 2 1 2 1 1 2 1 **1** (2+1=3)  
> 
>  2 **2** 1 2 1 1 2 **1** 1 (2+1=3)  
> 
>  2 2 **1** 2 1 1 **2** 1 1 (1+2=3)  
> 
>  2 2 1 **2** 1 **1** 2 1 1 (2+1=3)  
> 
>  2 2 1 2 **1** 1 2 1 1 (1)  
> 
>  \_\_  
> 
>  Result: 3 3 3 3 1 
> 
> 
> 
You will keep doing this until you have an integer left less or equal to 100.
> 
> **3** *3* 3 *3* **1**  
> 
> **4** *6* **3**  
> 
> **76%**
> 
> 
> 
It can happen that the sum of 2 digits becomes ≥ 10, in this case the number will be split in 2 on the next row.  
Example: 
> 
> **5** 3 1 2 5 4 1 **8**  
> 
>  13 (Will be used as 1 3)  
> 
>  1 3 4 5 7  
> 
>  8 8 4 (8+4=12 used as 1 2)  
> 
>  1 2 8  
> 
>  92%
> 
> 
> 
### Requirements
* Your program should be able to accept any name with reasonable length (100 characters)
* [A..Z, a..z] characters are allowed.
* Case insensitive so A == a
### Free for you to decide
* How to handle special characters (Ö, è, etc.)
* Include last names yes or no, spaces will be ignored
* Any language is allowed.
Winner will be determined by votes on the 28th 14th of February.
Happy coding
P.s. This is the first time I put something up here, if there is any way to improve it feel free to let me know =3
**Edit:** Changed end date to valentines day, thought that would be more appropriate for this challenge :)
  
[Answer]
# [Sclipting](http://esolangs.org/wiki/Sclipting)
```
글⓵닆뭶뉗밃變充梴⓶壹꺃뭩꾠⓶꺐合合替虛終梴⓷縮⓶終併❶뉀大套鈮⓶充銻⓷加⓶鈮⓶終併❶뉀大終깐
```
Expects the input as two space-separated words (e.g. `John Jane`). It’s case-insensitive, but supports only characters that are not special regex characters (so don’t use `(` or `*` in your name!). It also expects only two words, so if your love interest is “Mary Jane”, you have to put `MaryJane` in one word; otherwise it will evaluate "YourName loves Mary loves Jane".
## Explanation
The hardest part was to handle the case of odd number of digits: you have to leave the middle digit alone instead of adding it with itself. I think my solution is interesting.
```
글⓵닆뭶뉗밃變 | replace space with "loves"
充 | while non-empty...
    梴 | get length of string
    ⓶壹 | get first character of string (let’s say it’s “c”)
    꺃뭩꾠⓶꺐合合 | construct the regex “(?i:c)”
    替虛終 | replace all matches with empty string
    梴 | get new length of that
    ⓷縮 | subtract the two to get a number
    ⓶ | move string to front
終 | end while
併 | Put all the numbers accrued on the stack into a single string
❶뉀大 | > 100
套 | while true...
    鈮⓶ | chop off the first digit
    充 | while non-empty... (false if that digit was the only one!)
        銻⓷加 | chop off last digit and add them
        ⓶鈮⓶ | chop off the first digit again
                 (returns the empty string if the string is empty!)
    終 | end while
    併 | Put all the numbers (± an empty string ;-) ) on the stack into a single string
    ❶뉀大 | > 100
終 | end while
깐 | add "%"
```
When you’re left with something ≤ 100, the loop will just end, the answer will be on the stack and therefore output.
[Answer]
# Ruby
```
     f=IO.         read(
   __FILE__)     .gsub(/[^
 \s]/x,?#);s=   $**'loves';s
.upcase!;i=1;a =s.chars.uniq.
map{|c|s.count(c)};loop{b='';
b<<"#{a.shift.to_i+a.pop.to_i
 }"while(a.any?);d=b.to_i;a=
   b.chars;d<101&&abort(d>
     50?f:f.gsub(/^.*/){
       |s|i=13+i%3;s[\
         i...i]=040.
           chr*3;s
             })}
              V
```
Prints a heart if the chance of a relation is over 50%
```
$ ruby ♥.rb sharon john
     #####         #####
   #########     #########
 ############   ############
############## ##############
#############################
#############################
 ###########################
   #######################
     ###################
       ###############
         ###########
           #######
             ###
              #
```
And prints a broken heart if chances are below 50% :(
```
$ ruby ♥.rb sharon epidemian
     #####            #####
   #########        #########
 ############      ############
##############    ##############
###############   ##############
#############   ################
 #############   ##############
   ############   ###########
     ########   ###########
       #######   ########
         ######   #####
           ##   #####
             #   ##
              # 
```
Frigging John...
Anyways, it's case-insensitive and supports polygamous queries (e.g. `ruby ♥.rb Alice Bob Carol Dave`).
[Answer]
# [Funciton](http://esolangs.org/wiki/Funciton)
This program expects the input separated by a space (e.g. `John Jane`). It is case-insensitive **for characters A-Z/a-z;** for any other Unicode character, it will “confuse” two characters that are equal when or’ed with 32 (e.g. `Ā` and `Ġ`, or `?` and `_`). Furthermore, I have no idea what this program will do if the input contains a NUL (`\0`) character, so don’t use that :)
Also, since StackExchange adds too much line spacing, **[here is the raw text on pastebin](http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=myN7ex8f).** Alternatively, run the following code in your browser’s JavaScript console to fix it right here: `$('pre').css('line-height',1)`
```
                               ╓───╖ ╓───╖ ╓───╖ ╓───╖ ╓───╖ ╓───╖
                               ║ Ḷ ║┌╢ Ọ ╟┐║ Ṿ ║ ║ Ẹ ║┌╢ Ṛ ╟┐║ Ṣ ╟┐
                               ╙─┬─╜│╙───╜│╙─┬─╜ ╙─┬─╜│╙─┬─╜│╙─┬─╜│
                                 │  │     │  │     │  │  │  │  │  │
                                 │  │     │  │     │  │  │  │  │  │
                                 │  │     │  │     │  │  │  │  │  │
                                 │  │     │  │     │  │  │  │  │  └───────────┐
                                 │  │     │  │     │  │  │  │  └─────────────┐│
                         ┌───────┘  │     │  │     │  │  │  └───────────────┐││
                         │┌─────────┘     │  │     │  │  └─────────────────┐│││
                         ││┌──────────────┘  │     │  └───────────────────┐││││
                         │││     ┌───────────┘     └──────────────────┐   │││││
                         │││ ┌───┴───┐  ┌─────────────────────────────┴─┐ │││││
                         │││ │ ╔═══╗ │  │                               │ ││││└─────────┐
                         │││ │ ║ 2 ║ │  │     ┌───┐   ┌───┐             │ │││└─────────┐│
                         │││ │ ║ 1 ║ │  │    ┌┴┐  │  ┌┴┐  │             │ ││└─────────┐││
                         │││ │ ║ 1 ║ │  │    └┬┘  │  └┬┘  │             │ │└─────────┐│││
┌────────────────────────┘││ │ ║ 1 ║ │  │   ┌─┴─╖ │ ┌─┴─╖ │     ┌───╖   │ └─────────┐││││
│┌────────────────────────┘│ │ ║ 0 ║ │  │   │ ♯ ║ │ │ ♯ ║ ├─────┤ ℓ ╟───┴─┐         │││││
││┌────────────────────────┘ │ ║ 6 ║ │  │   ╘═╤═╝ │ ╘═╤═╝ │     ╘═══╝   ┌─┴─╖       │││││
│││                    ┌─────┘ ║ 3 ║ │  │    ┌┴┐  │  ┌┴┐  └─────────────┤ · ╟──────┐│││││
│││┌───────────────────┴┐┌───╖ ║ 3 ║ │  │    └┬┘  │  └┬┘                ╘═╤═╝      ││││││
││││                   ┌┴┤ = ╟─╢ 3 ║ │  │ ┌───┘   └───┴─────┐         ┌───┴───┐    ││││││
││││      ╔════╗ ┌───╖ │ ╘═╤═╝ ║ 1 ║ │  │ │ ╔═══╗         ┌─┴─╖       │ ╔═══╗ │    ││││││
││││      ║ 37 ╟─┤ ‼ ╟─┘ ┌─┘   ║ 9 ║ │  │ │ ║ 1 ║ ┌───────┤ · ╟─┐     │ ║ 0 ║ │    ││││││
││││      ╚════╝ ╘═╤═╝  ┌┴┐    ║ 6 ║ │  │ │ ╚═╤═╝ │       ╘═╤═╝ ├─────┘ ╚═╤═╝ │    ││││││
││││ ┌───╖ ┌───╖ ┌─┴─╖  └┬┘    ║ 3 ║ │  │ │ ┌─┴─╖ │ ╔═══╗ ┌─┴─╖ │ ╔═══╗ ┌─┴─╖ │    ││││││
│││└─┤ Ẹ ╟─┤ Ṿ ╟─┤ ? ╟───┤     ║ 3 ║ │  │ └─┤ ʃ ╟─┘ ║ 1 ╟─┤ ʃ ╟─┘ ║ 1 ╟─┤ ʃ ╟─┘    ││││││
│││  ╘═══╝ ╘═══╝ ╘═╤═╝  ┌┴┐    ║ 7 ║ │  │   ╘═╤═╝   ╚═══╝ ╘═╤═╝   ╚═══╝ ╘═╤═╝      ││││││
│││                │    └┬┘    ╚═══╝ │  │     │  ┌──────────┘             └──────┐ ││││││
│││              ╔═══╗ ┌─┴─╖ ┌───╖   │  │     │  │ ┌─────────╖ ┌───╖ ┌─────────╖ │ ││││││
│││              ║ 3 ╟─┤ > ╟─┤ ℓ ╟───┘  │     │  └─┤ str→int ╟─┤ + ╟─┤ str→int ╟─┘ ││││││
│││              ╚═══╝ ╘═══╝ ╘═══╝      │     │    ╘═════════╝ ╘═╤═╝ ╘═════════╝   ││││││
││└───────────────────────────────────┐ │     │             ┌────┴────╖            ││││││
│└───────────────────────────────┐    │ │     │             │ int→str ║            ││││││
│          ╔═══╗                 │    │ │     │ ┌───╖ ┌───╖ ╘════╤════╝            ││││││
│          ║ 0 ║                 │    │ │     └─┤ Ẹ ╟─┤ ‼ ╟──────┘                 ││││││
│          ╚═╤═╝                 │    │ │       ╘═══╝ ╘═╤═╝   ┌────────────────────┘│││││
│    ╔═══╗ ┌─┴─╖                 │    │ │             ┌─┴─╖ ┌─┴─╖ ╔═══╗             │││││
│    ║ 1 ╟─┤ ʃ ╟─────────────────┴┐   │ └─────────────┤ ? ╟─┤ ≤ ║ ║ 2 ║             │││││
│    ╚═══╝ ╘═╤═╝                  │   │               ╘═╤═╝ ╘═╤═╝ ╚═╤═╝             │││││
│          ┌─┴─╖                  │   │                 │     └─────┘               │││││
│        ┌─┤ Ṣ ╟──────────────────┴┐  │    ╔═══╗   ┌────────────────────────────────┘││││
│        │ ╘═╤═╝                   │  │    ║   ║   │  ┌──────────────────────────────┘│││
│        │ ┌─┴─╖                   │  │    ╚═╤═╝   │  │    ┌──────────────────────────┘││
│        └─┤ · ╟─────────────┐     │  │    ┌─┴─╖   │┌─┴─╖┌─┴─╖                         ││
│          ╘═╤═╝             │     │  │    │ Ḷ ║   └┤ · ╟┤ · ╟┐                        ││
│      ┌─────┴───╖         ┌─┴─╖ ┌─┴─╖│    ╘═╤═╝    ╘═╤═╝╘═╤═╝│                        ││
│      │ int→str ║ ┌───────┤ · ╟─┤ · ╟┴┐     │      ┌─┴─╖  │  │                        ││
│      ╘═════╤═══╝ │       ╘═╤═╝ ╘═╤═╝ │           ┌┤ · ╟──┘  │                        ││
│            │   ┌─┴─╖ ┌───╖ │     │   │         ┌─┘╘═╤═╝   ┌─┴─╖                      ││
│            │   │ ‼ ╟─┤ Ọ ╟─┘     │   │         │ ┌──┴─────┤ · ╟───────┐              ││
│            │   ╘═╤═╝ ╘═╤═╝       │   │         │ │ ╔════╗ ╘═╤═╝ ╔═══╗ │              ││
│            └─────┘     │         │   │         │ │ ║ 21 ║   │   ║ 2 ║ │              ││
│                ┌───╖ ┌─┴─╖       │   │  ┌──────┘ │ ╚═══╤╝   │   ║ 0 ║ │              ││
│            ┌───┤ Ṿ ╟─┤ ? ╟───────┘   │  │┌───╖ ┌─┴─╖ ┌─┴──╖ │   ║ 9 ║ │              ││
│            │   ╘═══╝ ╘═╤═╝           │ ┌┴┤ ♯ ╟─┤ Ṛ ╟─┤ >> ║ │   ║ 7 ║ │              ││
│            │           │             │ │ ╘═══╝ ╘═╤═╝ ╘══╤═╝ │   ║ 1 ║ │              ││
│            └─────────┐   ┌───────────┘ │ ╔═══╗ ┌─┴─╖    ├───┴─┬─╢ 5 ║ │              ││
└───────────────────┐  └───┘             │ ║ 0 ╟─┤ ? ╟────┘     │ ║ 1 ║ │              ││
╔════╗              │                    │ ╚═══╝ ╘═╤═╝   ┌──────┤ ╚═══╝ │              ││
║ 21 ║              │                    │       ┌─┴─╖ ┌─┴─╖ ╔══╧══╗    │              ││
╚═╤══╝              │                    └───────┤ ? ╟─┤ ≠ ║ ║ −33 ║    │              ││
┌─┴─╖ ┌────╖        │                            ╘═╤═╝ ╘═╤═╝ ╚══╤══╝   ┌┴┐             ││
│ × ╟─┤ >> ╟────────┴────────────┐                 │     └──────┤      └┬┘             ││
╘═╤═╝ ╘═╤══╝ ┌───╖   ╔═════════╗ │                              └───────┘              ││
┌─┴─╖   └────┤ ‼ ╟───╢ 2224424 ║ │                ┌────────────────────────────────────┘│
│ ♯ ║        ╘═╤═╝   ║ 4396520 ║ │                │    ┌────────────────────────────────┘
╘═╤═╝        ┌─┴─╖   ║ 1237351 ║ │                │    │    ┌─────────────────────┐
  └──────────┤ · ╟─┐ ║ 2814700 ║ │                │  ┌─┴─╖  │     ┌─────┐         │
             ╘═╤═╝ │ ╚═════════╝ │              ┌─┴──┤ · ╟──┤     │    ┌┴┐        │
 ╔═══╗ ┌───╖ ┌─┴─╖ │   ╔════╗    │            ┌─┴─╖  ╘═╤═╝┌─┴─╖   │    └┬┘        │
 ║ 0 ╟─┤ Ọ ╟─┤ ‼ ║ │   ║ 32 ║    │   ┌────────┤ · ╟────┴──┤ Ṛ ╟───┤   ┌─┴─╖       │
 ╚═══╝ ╘═╤═╝ ╘═╤═╝ │   ╚═╤══╝    │   │        ╘═╤═╝       ╘═╤═╝   │   │ ♯ ║       │
         │   ┌─┴─╖ ├─┐ ┌─┴─╖     │ ┌─┴─╖      ┌─┴─╖       ╔═╧═╗   │   ╘═╤═╝       │
           ┌─┤ ʃ ╟─┘ └─┤ ʘ ║     │┌┤ · ╟──────┤ · ╟───┐   ║ 1 ║   │    ┌┴┐        │
           │ ╘═╤═╝     ╘═╤═╝     ││╘═╤═╝      ╘═╤═╝   │   ╚═══╝   │    └┬┘        │
           │ ╔═╧═╗       ├───────┘│  │       ┌──┴─╖ ┌─┴─╖ ┌───╖ ┌─┴─╖ ┌─┴─╖ ╔═══╗ │
           │ ║ 0 ║       │        │  │       │ >> ╟─┤ Ṣ ╟─┤ ‼ ╟─┤ · ╟─┤ ʃ ╟─╢ 0 ║ │
           │ ╚═══╝       │        │  │       ╘══╤═╝ ╘═╤═╝ ╘═╤═╝ ╘═╤═╝ ╘═╤═╝ ╚═══╝ │
           └─────────────┘        │  │ ╔════╗ ┌─┴─╖ ┌─┴─╖ ┌─┴─╖ ┌─┘     ├─────────┘
                                  │  │ ║ 21 ╟─┤ × ╟─┤ · ╟─┤ · ╟─┴─┐     │
                                  │  │ ╚════╝ ╘═══╝ ╘═╤═╝ ╘═╤═╝   │     │
                                  │  └────────────────┘   ┌─┴─╖   │     │
                                  │                   ┌───┤ ? ╟───┴┐    │
                                  │                   │   ╘═╤═╝    │    │
                                  │           ┌───╖ ┌─┴─╖   │    ┌─┴─╖  │
                                  └───────────┤ ♯ ╟─┤ · ╟─┐   ┌──┤ ? ╟─ │
                                              ╘═══╝ ╘═╤═╝ └───┘  ╘═╤═╝  │
                                                      │          ╔═╧═╗  │
                                                      │          ║ 0 ║  │
                                                      │          ╚═══╝  │
                                                      └─────────────────┘
```
## Quick explanation
* The program just takes STDIN and calls `Ḷ` with it.
* `Ḷ` finds the first space in the string, replaces it with `loves` and passes the result to `Ọ`.
* `Ọ` repeatedly takes the first character from the input string, calls `Ṣ` with it and concatenates the numbers of occurrences onto a result string. When the input string is empty, it calls `Ṿ` with the result string.
* `Ṿ` repeatedly calls `Ẹ` until it gets a result that is either equal to `"100"` or has length less than 3. (`100` can actually occur: consider the input `lovvvv eeeeeess`.) When it does, it adds `"%"` and returns that.
* `Ẹ` computes one complete iteration of the love-computation algorithm; i.e., it takes a string of digits and returns the next string of digits.
* `Ṛ` takes a *haystack* and a *needle* and finds the index of the first occurrence of *needle* in *haystack* using the faux case-insensitivity criterion (`or 32`).
* `Ṣ` takes a *haystack* and a *needle* and repeatedly applies `Ṛ` to remove all instances of the *needle*. It returns the final result after all the removals as well as the number of removals made.
[Answer]
# APL, 80
```
{{n←⍎∊⍕¨(⍵[⌈m]/⍨m≠⌊m),⍨+/(⌊m←2÷⍨≢⍵)↑[1]⍵,⍪⌽⍵⋄n≤100:n⋄∇⍎¨⍕n}∪⍦32|⎕UCS⍺,'Loves',⍵}
```
Because ~~love is love~~ [code-golf](/questions/tagged/code-golf "show questions tagged 'code-golf'") is [code-golf](/questions/tagged/code-golf "show questions tagged 'code-golf'") (even when it's not)
Obligatory ♥︎-shaped version:
```
    {f←{m←  2÷⍨≢⍵
  n←+/(⌊m)↑[1]⍵,⍪⌽⍵
n←⍎∊⍕¨n,(⍵[⌈m]/⍨m≠⌊m)
n≤100:n⋄∇⍎¨⍕n}⋄u←⎕UCS
   s←u⍺,'Loves',⍵
       f∪⍦32|s
          }
```
The golfed version gives me somewhat erratic behaviour, because of a bug with `∪⍦` that I'm investigating with NARS's developers:
```
      'John'{{n←⍎∊⍕¨(⍵[⌈m]/⍨m≠⌊m),⍨+/(⌊m←2÷⍨≢⍵)↑[1]⍵,⍪⌽⍵⋄n≤100:n⋄∇⍎¨⍕n}∪⍦32|⎕UCS⍺,'Loves',⍵}'Jane'
VALUE ERROR
```
But I was able to run it piecewise and get the correct result:
```
      'John'{∪⍦32|⎕UCS⍺,'Loves',⍵}'Jane'
2 2 1 2 1 1 2 1 1
      {n←⍎∊⍕¨(⍵[⌈m]/⍨m≠⌊m),⍨+/(⌊m←2÷⍨≢⍵)↑[1]⍵,⍪⌽⍵⋄n≤100:n⋄∇⍎¨⍕n}2 2 1 2 1 1 2 1 1
76
```
[Answer]
# Javascript
Probably could be cleaner, but it works. [**Verbose example**](http://jsfiddle.net/Lx7RQ/show/)
```
function z(e) {
    for (var t = 0, c = '', n = e.length - 1; n >= t; n--, t++) {
        c += n != t ? +e[t] + (+e[n]) : +e[t];
    }
    return c
}
for (var s = prompt("Name 1").toLowerCase() + "loves" + prompt("Name 2").toLowerCase(),b = '', r; s.length > 0;) {
    r = new RegExp(s[0], "g");
    b+=s.match(r).length;
    s = s.replace(r, "")
}
for (; b.length > 2; b = z(b)) {}
console.log("Chances of being in love are: " + b + "%")
```
[Answer]
# Python
Well, I thought it was a [code-golf](/questions/tagged/code-golf "show questions tagged 'code-golf'")...
```
a=filter(str.isalpha,raw_input()+"loves"+raw_input()).lower();a=[x[1]for x in sorted(set(zip(a,map(str.count,[a]*len(a),a))),key=lambda(x,y):a.index(x))]
while reduce(lambda x,y:x*10+y,a)>100:a=reduce(list.__add__,map(lambda x: x<10 and[x]or map(int,str(x)),[a[n]+a[-n-1]for n in range(len(a)/2)]+(len(a)%2 and[a[len(a)/2]]or[])))
print str(reduce(lambda x,y:x*10+y,a))+"%"
```
Ungolfed:
```
a = filter(str.isalpha,
           raw_input() + "loves" + raw_input()).lower()
a = [x[1] for x in sorted(set(zip(a,
                                  map(str.count, [a] * len(a), a))),
                          key=lambda (x, y): a.index(x))]
while reduce(lambda x, y: x * 10 + y, a) > 100:
    a = reduce(list.__add__,
               map(lambda x: x < 10 and [x] or map(int, str(x)), 
                   [a[n] + a[-n - 1] for n in range(len(a) / 2)] + (len(a) % 2 and [a[len(a) / 2]] or [])))
print str(reduce(lambda x, y: x * 10 + y, a)) + "%"
```
[Answer]
PHP
```
<?php
$name1 = $argv[1];
$name2 = $argv[2];
echo "So you think {$name1} and {$name2} have any chance? Let's see.\nCalculating if \"{$name1} Loves {$name2}\"\n";
//prepare it, clean it, mince it, knead it
$chances = implode('', array_count_values(str_split(preg_replace('/[^a-z]/', '', strtolower($name1.'loves'.$name2)))));
while(($l = strlen($chances))>2 and $chances !== '100'){
    $time = time();
    $l2 = intval($l/2);
    $i =0;
    $t = '';
    while($i<$l2){
        $t.=substr($chances, $i, 1) + substr($chances, -$i-1, 1);
        $i++;
    }
    if($l%2){
        $t.=$chances[$l2];
    }
    echo '.';
    $chances = $t;
    while(time()==$time){}
}
echo "\nTheir chances in love are {$chances}%\n";
$chances = intval($chances);
if ($chances === 100){
    echo "Great!!\n";
}elseif($chances > 50){
    echo "Good for you :) !!\n";
}elseif($chances > 10){
    echo "Well, it's something.\n";
}else{
    echo "Ummm.... sorry.... :(\n";
}
```
sample result
```
$ php loves.php John Jane
So you think John and Jane have any chance? Let's see.
Calculating if "John Loves Jane"
...
Their chances in love are 76%
Good for you :) !!
```
[Answer]
## GolfScript
Obligatory code golf answer in GolfScript:
```
' '/'loves'*{65- 32%65+}%''+:x.|{{=}+x\,,}%{''\{)\(@+@\+\.(;}do 0+{+}*+{[]+''+~}%.,((}do{''+}%''+
```
Accepts input as space-separated names e.g.
```
echo 'John Jane' | ruby golfscript.rb love.gs
-> 76
```
[Answer]
## C#
```
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
namespace LovesMeWhat
{
    class Program
    {
        static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            if (args.Length < 2) throw new ArgumentException("Ahem, you're doing it wrong.");
            Func<IEnumerable<Int32>, String> fn = null;
            fn = new Func<IEnumerable<Int32>, String> (input => {
                var q = input.SelectMany(i => i.ToString().Select(c => c - '0')).ToArray();
                if (q.Length <= 2) return String.Join("", q);
                IList<Int32> next = new List<Int32>();
                for (int i = 0, j = q.Length - 1; i <= j; ++i, --j)
                {
                    next.Add(i == j ? q[i] : q[i] + q[j]);
                }
                return fn(next);
            });
            Console.Write(fn(String.Concat(args[0], "LOVES", args[1]).ToUpperInvariant().GroupBy(g => g).Select(g => g.Count())));
            Console.Write("%");
            Console.ReadKey(true);
        }
    }
}
```
[Answer]
# Haskell
My version is pretty long, it's because I decided to focus on readability, I thought it would be interesting to formalize your algorithm in code. I aggregate character counts in a *left fold*, it basically snowballs them together and order is in order of their occurrence in the string. I also managed to replace the part of algorithm that would normally require array indexing with list *bending*. It turns out your algorithm basically involves folding list of numbers in half and adding aligned numbers together. There two cases for bending, even lists split in the middle nicely, odd lists bend around a center element and that element doesn't participate in addition. *Fission* is taking the list and splitting up numbers that are no longer single digits, like *>= 10*. I had to write my own *unfoldl*, I'm not sure if it's actually an *unfoldl*, but it seems to do what i need. Enjoy.
```
import qualified Data.Char as Char
import qualified System.Environment as Env
-- | Takes a seed value and builds a list using a function starting 
--   from the last element
unfoldl :: (t -> Maybe (t, a)) -> t -> [a]
unfoldl f b  =
  case f b of
   Just (new_b, a) -> (unfoldl f new_b) ++ [a]
   Nothing -> []
-- | Builds a list from integer digits
number_to_digits :: Integral a => a -> [a]
number_to_digits n = unfoldl (\x -> if x == 0 
                                     then Nothing 
                                     else Just (div x 10, mod x 10)) n
-- | Builds a number from a list of digits
digits_to_number :: Integral t => [t] -> t
digits_to_number ds = number
  where (number, _) = foldr (\d (n, p) -> (n+d*10^p, p+1)) (0,0) ds
-- | Bends a list at n and returns a tuple containing both parts 
--   aligned at the bend
bend_at :: Int -> [a] -> ([a], [a])
bend_at n xs = let 
                 (left, right) = splitAt n xs
                 in ((reverse left), right)
-- | Takes a list and bends it around a pivot at n, returns a tuple containing 
--   left fold and right fold aligned at the bend and a pivot element in between
bend_pivoted_at :: Int -> [t] -> ([t], t, [t])
bend_pivoted_at n xs
  | n > 1 = let 
              (left, pivot:right) = splitAt (n-1) xs
              in ((reverse left), pivot, right)
-- | Split elements of a list that satisfy a predicate using a fission function
fission_by :: (a -> Bool) -> (a -> [a]) -> [a] -> [a]
fission_by _ _ [] = []
fission_by p f (x:xs)
  | (p x) = (f x) ++ (fission_by p f xs)
  | otherwise = x : (fission_by p f xs)
-- | Bend list in the middle and zip resulting folds with a combining function.
--   Automatically uses pivot bend for odd lists and normal bend for even lists
--   to align ends precisely one to one
fold_in_half :: (b -> b -> b) -> [b] -> [b]
fold_in_half f xs
  | odd l = let 
              middle = (l-1) `div` 2 + 1
              (left, pivot, right) = bend_pivoted_at middle xs
              in pivot:(zipWith f left right)
  | otherwise = let 
                  middle = l `div` 2
                  (left, right) = bend_at middle xs
                  in zipWith f left right
  where 
    l = length xs
-- | Takes a list of character counts ordered by their first occurrence 
--   and keeps folding it in half with addition as combining function
--   until digits in a list form into any number less or equal to 100 
--   and returns that number
foldup :: Integral a => [a] -> a
foldup xs
  | n > 100 = foldup $ fission $ reverse $ (fold_in_half (+) xs)
  | otherwise = n
  where 
    n = (digits_to_number xs)
    fission = fission_by (>= 10) number_to_digits 
-- | Accumulate counts of keys in an associative array
count_update :: (Eq a, Integral t) => [(a, t)] -> a -> [(a, t)]
count_update [] x = [(x,1)]
count_update (p:ps) a
  | a == b = (b,c+1) : ps
  | otherwise = p : (count_update ps a)
  where
    (b,c) = p
-- | Takes a string and produces a list of character counts in order 
--   of their first occurrence
ordered_counts :: Integral b => [Char] -> [b]
ordered_counts s = snd $ unzip $ foldl count_any_alpha [] s
  where 
    count_any_alpha m c
      | Char.isAlpha c = count_update m (Char.toLower c)
      | otherwise = m
-- | Take two names and perform the calculation
love_chances n1 n2 =  foldup $ ordered_counts (n1 ++ " loves " ++ n2) 
main = do
   args <- Env.getArgs
   if (null args) || (length args < 2)
     then do
            putStrLn "\nUSAGE:\n"
            putStrLn "Enter two names separated by space\n"
     else let 
            n1:n2:_ = args 
            in putStrLn $ show (love_chances n1 n2) ++ "%"
```
## Some Results:
"Romeo" "Juliet" 97% - *Empirical testing is important*  
"Romeo" "Julier" 88% - *Modern abridged version...*  
"Horst Draper" "Jane" 20%  
"Horst Draper" "Jane(Horse)" 70% - *There's been a development...*  
"Bender Bender Rodriguez" "Fenny Wenchworth" 41% - *Bender Says "Folding is for women!"*  
"Philip Fry" "Turanga Leela" 53% - *Well you can see why it took 7 Seasons for them to marry*  
**"Maria" "Abraham" - 98%  
"John" "Jane" 76%** 
[Answer]
# Ruby
```
math = lambda do |arr|
  result = []
  while arr.any?
    val = arr.shift + (arr.pop || 0)
    result.push(1) if val >= 10
    result.push(val % 10)
  end
  result.length > 2 ? math.call(result) : result
end
puts math.call(ARGV.join("loves").chars.reduce(Hash.new(0)) { |h, c| h[c.downcase] += 1; h }.values).join
```
Minified:
```
l=->{|a|r=[];while a.any?;v=a.shift+(a.pop||0);r.push(1) if v>=10;r.push(v%10) end;r[2]?l[r]:r}
puts l[ARGV.join("loves").chars.reduce(Hash.new(0)){|h, c| h[c.downcase]+=1;h}.values].join
```
Call it:
```
$ ruby love.rb "John" "Jane"
76
```
[Answer]
# Python 3
A simple solution that uses no modules. I/O is pretty enough.
I used error catching as a backup for when the second iterator is out of bounds; if it catches Python's index error, it assumes 1. Weird, but it works.
```
names = [input("Name 1: ").lower(), "loves", input("Name 2: ").lower()]
checkedLetters = []
def mirrorAdd(n):
    n = [i for i in str(n)]
    if len(n) % 2:
        n.insert(int(len(n)/2), 0)
    return(int(''.join([str(int(n[i]) + int(n[len(n)-i-1])) for i in range(int(len(n)/2))])))
cn = ""
positions = [0, 0]
for i in [0, 1, 2]:
    checkAgainst = [0, 1, 2]
    del checkAgainst[i]
    positions[0] = 0
    while positions[0] < len(names[i]):
        if not names[i][positions[0]] in checkedLetters:
            try:
                if names[i][positions[0]] in [names[checkAgainst[0]][positions[1]], names[checkAgainst[1]][positions[1]]]:
                    positions[1] += 1
                    cn = int(str(cn) + "2")
                else:
                    cn = int(str(cn) + "1")
            except:
                cn = int(str(cn) + "1")
            checkedLetters.append(names[i][positions[0]])
        positions[0] += 1
print("\n" + str(cn))
while cn > 100:
    cn = mirrorAdd(cn)
    print(cn)
print("\n" + str(cn) + "%")
```
Here's a sample run:
```
Name 1: John
Name 2: Jane
221211211
33331
463
76
76%
```
[Answer]
## Java
> 
> It can happen that the sum of 2 digits becomes greater than 10, in
>  this case the number will be split in 2 on the next row.
> 
> 
> 
What if the number is equal to 10?
I just added 1 and 0, is that correct?
I decided to ignore case.
```
public class LoveCalculation {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        String chars = args[0].toLowerCase() + "loves" + args[1].toLowerCase();
        ArrayList<Integer> charCount = new ArrayList<Integer>();
        HashSet<Character> map = new HashSet<Character>();
        for(char c: chars.toCharArray()){
            if(Pattern.matches("[a-z]", "" + c) && map.add(c)){
                int index = -1, count = 0;
                while((index = chars.indexOf(c, index + 1)) != -1)
                    count++;
                charCount.add(count);
            }
        }
        while(charCount.size() > 2){
            ArrayList<Integer> numbers = new ArrayList<Integer>();
            for(int i = 0; i < (charCount.size()/2);i++)
                addToArray(charCount.get(i) + charCount.get(charCount.size()-1-i), numbers);
            if(charCount.size() % 2 == 1){
                addToArray(charCount.get(charCount.size()/2), numbers);
            }
            charCount = new ArrayList<Integer>(numbers);
        }
        System.out.println(Arrays.toString(charCount.toArray()).replaceAll("[\\]\\[,\\s]","") + "%");
    }
    public static ArrayList<Integer> addToArray(int number, ArrayList<Integer> numbers){
        LinkedList<Integer> stack = new LinkedList<Integer>();
        while (number > 0) {
            stack.push(number % 10);
            number = number / 10;
        }
        while (!stack.isEmpty())
            numbers.add(stack.pop());
        return numbers;
    }
}
```
input:
```
Maria
Abraham
```
output:
```
98%
```
input:
```
Wasi
codegolf.stackexchange.com
```
output:
```
78%
```
[Answer]
# C
There might be lots of improvement, but this was fun to code.
```
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
int i, j, k, c, d, r, s = 1, l[2][26];
char a[204], *p, *q;
main(int y, char **z) {
    strcat(a, z[1]);
    strcat(a, "loves");
    strcat(a, z[2]);
    p = a;
    q = a;
    for (; *q != '\0'; q++, p = q, i++) {
        if (*q == 9) {
            i--;
            continue;
        }
        l[0][i] = 1;
        while (*++p != '\0')
            if ((*q | 96) == (*p | 96)&&*p != 9) {
                (l[0][i])++;
                *p = 9;
            }
    }
    for (;;) {
        for (j = 0, k = i - 1; j <= k; j++, k--) {
            d = j == k ? l[r][k] : l[r][j] + l[r][k];
            if (d > 9) {
                l[s][c++] = d % 10;
                l[s][c++] = d / 10;
            } else l[s][c++] = d;
            if (k - j < 2)break;
        }
        i = c;
        if (c < 3) {
            printf("%d", l[s][0]*10 + l[s][1]);
            break;
        }
        c = r;
        r = s;
        s = c;
        c = 0;
    }
}
```
And of course, mandatory golfed version: 496
```
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
int i,j,k,c,d,r,s=1,l[2][26];char a[204],*p,*q;main(int y,char **z){strcat(a,z[1]);strcat(a,"loves");strcat(a,z[2]);p=q=a;for(;*q!='\0';q++,p=q,i++){if(*q==9){i--;continue;}l[0][i]=1;while(*++p!='\0')if((*q|96)==(*p|96)&&*p!=9){(l[0][i])++;*p=9;}}for(;;){for(j=0,k=i-1;j<=k;j++,k--){d=j==k?l[r][k]:l[r][j]+l[r][k];if(d>9){l[s][c++]=d%10;l[s][c++]=d/10;}else l[s][c++]=d;if(k-j<2)break;}i=c;if(c<3){printf("%d",l[s][0]*10+l[s][1]);break;}c=r;r=s;s=c;c=0;}}
```
[Answer]
**Python 3**
This will take two names as input. strip extra spaces and then calculate love.
Check out Input output for more details.
```
s=(input()+'Loves'+input()).strip().lower()
a,b=[],[]
for i in s:
    if i not in a:
        a.append(i)
        b.append(s.count(i))
z=int(''.join(str(i) for i in b))
while z>100:
    x=len(b)
    t=[]
    for i in range(x//2):
        n=b[-i-1]+b[i]
        y=n%10
        n//=10
        if n:t.append(n)
        t.append(y)
    if x%2:t.append(b[x//2])
    b=t
    z=int(''.join(str(i) for i in b))
print("%d%%"%z)
```
input:
```
Maria
Abraham
```
output:
```
98%
```
Or, try this one ;)
input:
```
Wasi Mohammed Abdullah
code golf
```
output:
```
99%
```
[Answer]
# k, 80
```
{{$[(2=#x)|x~1 0 0;x;[r:((_m:(#x)%2)#x+|x);$[m=_m;r;r,x@_m]]]}/#:'.=x,"loves",y}
```
Here is a run of it:
```
{{$[(2=#x)|x~1 0 0;x;[r:((_m:(#x)%2)#x+|x);$[m=_m;r;r,x@_m]]]}/#:'.=x,"loves",y}["john";"jane"]
7 6
```
[Answer]
## J
Here's a straightforward one in J:
```
r=:({.+{:),$:^:(#>1:)@}:@}.
s=:$:^:(101<10#.])@("."0@(#~' '&~:)@":"1)@r
c=:10#.s@(+/"1@=)@(32|3&u:@([,'Loves',]))
exit echo>c&.>/2}.ARGV
```
It takes the names on the command line, e.g:
```
$ jconsole love.ijs John Jane
76
```
[Answer]
# [Groovy](http://groovy.codehaus.org/)
Here's the groovy version, with tests.
```
countChars = { res, str -> str ? call(res+str.count(str[0]), str.replace(str[0],'')) : res }
addPairs = { num -> def len = num.length()/2; (1..len).collect { num[it-1].toInteger() + num[-it].toInteger() }.join() + ((len>(int)len) ? num[(int)len] : '') }
reduceToPct = { num -> /*println num;*/ num.length() > 2 ? call( addPairs(num) ) : "$num%" }
println reduceToPct( countChars('', args.join('loves').toLowerCase()) )
assert countChars('', 'johnlovesjane') == '221211211'
assert countChars('', 'asdfasdfateg') == '3222111'
assert addPairs('221211211') == '33331'
assert addPairs('33331') == '463'
assert addPairs('463') == '76'
assert addPairs('53125418') == '13457'
assert addPairs('13457') == '884'
assert addPairs('884') == '128'
assert addPairs('128') == '92'
assert reduceToPct( countChars('','johnlovesjane') ) == '76%'
```
### Explanation:
* "countChars" simply recurses and removes while build a string of digits
* "addPairs" takes one string of digits adding the digits from the outside in
\*\* the "collect..join" does the addition of the digits working outside in and rejoins them as a string
\*\* the "+ (... c[(int)len])" throws in the middle digit again when c is an odd length
* "recudeToPct" calls itself adding pairs until it gets down to less than 3 digits
# CodeGolf Groovy, 213 char
Seeing this is [codegolf](/questions/tagged/codegolf "show questions tagged 'codegolf'") we can inline the closures and get it down to this:
```
println({c->l=c.length()/2;m=(int)l;l>1?call((1..m).collect{(c[it-1]as int)+(c[-it]as int)}.join()+((l>m)?c[m]:'')):"$c%"}({r,s->s?call(r+s.count(s[0]),s.replace(s[0],'')):r}('',args.join('loves').toLowerCase())))
```
save it as lovecalc.groovy. run "groovy lovecalc john jane"
### Output:
```
$ groovy lovecalc john jane
76%
$ groovy lovecalc romeo juliet
97%
$ groovy lovecalc mariah abraham
99%
$ groovy lovecalc maria abraham
98%
$ groovy lovecalc al bev
46%
$ groovy lovecalc albert beverly
99%
```
[Answer]
## Java
This takes 2 String parameters on start and prints out the count of each character and the result.
```
import java.util.ArrayList;
import java.util.LinkedHashMap;
public class LUV {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        String str = args[0].toUpperCase() + "LOVES" + args[1].toUpperCase();
        LinkedHashMap<String, Integer> map = new LinkedHashMap<>();
        for (int i = 0; i < str.length(); i++) {
            if (!map.containsKey(String.valueOf(str.charAt(i)))) {
                map.put(String.valueOf(str.charAt(i)), 1);
            } else {
                map.put(String.valueOf(str.charAt(i)), map.get(String.valueOf(str.charAt(i))).intValue() + 1);
            }
        }
        System.out.println(map.toString());
        System.out.println(addValues(new ArrayList<Integer>(map.values()))+"%");
    }
    private static int addValues(ArrayList<Integer> list) {
        if ((list.size() < 3) || (Integer.parseInt((String.valueOf(list.get(0)) + String.valueOf(list.get(1))) + String.valueOf(list.get(2))) == 100)) {
            return Integer.parseInt((String.valueOf(list.get(0)) + String.valueOf(list.get(1))));
        } else {
            ArrayList<Integer> list2 = new ArrayList<Integer>();
            int size = list.size();
            for (int i = 0; i < size / 2; i++) {
                int temp = list.get(i) + list.get(list.size() -1);
                if (temp > 9) {
                    list2.add(temp/10);
                    list2.add(temp%10);
                } else {
                    list2.add(temp);
                }
                list.remove(list.get(list.size()-1));
            }
            if (list.size() > list2.size()) {
                list2.add(list.get(list.size()-1));
            }
            return addValues(list2);
        }
    }
}
```
Surely not the shortest one (it's Java), but a clear and readable one.
So if you call
```
java -jar LUV.jar JOHN JANE
```
you get the output
```
{J=2, O=2, H=1, N=2, L=1, V=1, E=2, S=1, A=1}
76%
```
[Answer]
**R**
Not going to win any compactness awards, but I had fun anyway:
```
problove<-function(name1,name2, relation='loves') {
sfoo<-tolower( unlist( strsplit(c(name1,relation,name2),'') ) )
startrow <- table(sfoo)[rank(unique(sfoo))]
# check for values > 10 . Not worth hacking an arithmetic approach
startrow <- as.integer(unlist(strsplit(as.character(startrow),'')))
while(length(startrow)>2 ) {
    tmprow<-vector()
    # follow  by tacking on middle element if length is odd
    srlen<-length(startrow)
     halfway<-trunc( (srlen/2))
    tmprow[1: halfway] <- startrow[1:halfway] + rev(startrow[(srlen-halfway+1):srlen])
    if ( srlen%%2) tmprow[halfway+1]<-startrow[halfway+1]
    startrow <- as.integer(unlist(strsplit(as.character(tmprow),'')))
    }
as.numeric(paste(startrow,sep='',collapse=''))
}
```
Tested: valid for 'john'&'jane' and for 'romeo'&'juliet' . per my comment under the question,
```
Rgames> problove('john','jane','hates')
[1] 76
Rgames> problove('romeo','juliet','hates')
[1] 61
```
]