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rimrunner wrote in metaquotes
boutell explains why we need an LHC, anyway:

Yes, detectors for naturally occurring cosmic rays have been built, and they have in fact taught us quite a bit. But we can't precisely control what goes into them. Or how energetic it is when it arrives. Or what angle it comes from. Or even when the collision will take place.

It's like trying to learn orthodonture by waiting for an orthodontist to walk by, coincidentally mention that he's an orthodontist, and say something enlightening into his cell phone before wandering out of earshot again. Take notes for a few thousand years and you might have a rough idea how braces work. But going to medical school— an environment in which we can expect to reliably encounter orthodontists under controlled conditions— is a lot more effective.

Now, not having actually been to medical school ourselves, we might worry that going to medical school will result in the creation of a black hole which annihilates our planet. After all, we have not personally tried it, so we don't know firsthand that this won't happen.

However, we do have an abundance of evidence that other people are going to medical school already, all over our planet, every day. So even though we don't know all the ins and outs of retainers yet, we can safely conclude that our planet will not be destroyed by attending medical school.


Context is making metaphors FOR SCIENCE.



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Now, not having actually been to medical school ourselves, we might worry that going to medical school will result in the creation of a black hole which annihilates our planet.

But...what about evil medical school?
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True!

I mean, Doctor Horrible had to get his PhD in Horribleness somewhere, right?
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Well, if we went to medical school, he'd get his MD in Horribleness. A PhD is different from an MD, although both are called "Doctor"
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Well, that just shows how evil Evil Med School can be. They switch your degree about three seconds before you graduate...then laugh at you maniacally. :)
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Do not color the issues with facts!
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Is Dr. Doom an MD? He did help deliver Reed and Sue's daughter.
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LOL! I love it when people panic about science. Especially when they know fuck all about it! It's ignorance and stupidity rolled into one.

I think that dentists are waiting to take over hell, anyway. The world isn't good enough for them my dentist is, anyway.
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Icon love.
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As an IT staffer who routinely concocts clever analogies to explain the arcane, I wholly approve of this awesome metaphor.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26641652/
:(:(:(:(:( !!!!

Medical school scares me... but then, anything remotely related to catheters scares me.
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Oh, that's so sad! The poor father.
I wonder if the girl had emotional issues before she killed herself... committing suicide over a seriously unlikely happenstance usually doesn't just happen out of the blue, does it??
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You know...you'd think one would stop and think that maybe getting sucked into a black hole would be a better death than death by poisoning. For one, I imagine that it would be very quick. On the other hand, she was only a teenager, and she probably didn't understand that the chances of that happening aren't really that great.

But yes...that's a very sad story.
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YES. THIS.
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I love your icon so verra, verra much.
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Context is my_icon_approved.
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GIP.

Also, I'm SO tired of hearing of the LHC. Like the post anyway.

;)
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I was very tired of the "Destroyer of Worlds" scaredycats, and eventually I even got tired of the tongue-in-cheek people, who did actually know better, going "if the world isn't destroyed tomorrow..." Now I understand why retail workers complain about that old "didn't scan so it must be free, hur hur" thing better. At least I only got to hear the same joke twenty thousand times in a single week. They get to hear it day in day out.

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WIN!
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Having been to medical school, I can reliably report that it has not caused the planet to be engulfed by a black hole. I did, however, learn very little about orthodontia. You might be better off going to dental school or orthodontia school.

But I'm not going there. No way no how. Everybody knows that if a person who went to medical school then goes to dental school, a black hole will crush the earth in its gaping maw of death. Trufax.
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I love this quote and wish to marry it. FOR SCIENCE.
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That site is made of win and mini black holes.
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HOLE IN WON
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This quote is totally fab. :D

(I don't know why I felt the need to use the word "fab.")
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I am using this exact quote to explain to someone why we shouldn't fear this particular piece of technology. Thanks! It's perfectly written for someone without a basis in hardcore science :)
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